this is a Romance language, trust me bro

[@LingoLizard]

I’m months into working on a video about the Romance languages you can’t do this me to Mister Agma Schwa

[@AgmaSchwa]

well there's a new one now so you'll have to add it in, confirmed /j

[@esmerat]

@@AgmaSchwathis but for real. would be a hilarious inside joke

[@jonathanthegreat2008]

Portagoose is ðə most beautiful, yet most cursed animəl conlaŋ I have evər encountered! Þaŋks Mr. Ŋə or @@AgmaSchwa

[@cerebrummaximus3762]

I love how Linguistics KZbinrs just know eachother

[@jonathanthegreat2008]

@@cerebrummaximus3762 me too!

[@thanook]

im brazilian, and Back In The Day, i was listening to my history teacher talk about the colonial pact (Pacto Colonial), but ending up mispronoucing it as the colonial duck (Pato Colonial). I spent the rest of her class reimagining a few important portuguese settlers as ducks.

[@leusuzuki763]

@@thanook kkkkkk

[@tailpig6417]

So, Portugeese settlers

[@AfterMath-e9e]

straits of magellanatidae 🤣🤣

[@sandeater27]

Como um português, posso confirmar que sou im pato

[@gooningfordcity1675]

@@thanook port of geese

[@JDWatkins-ws4jt]

Next time, we're going to be showing you Cat-alan

[@koduflower2000]

meow :3

[@abarette_]

lmao

[@mariotheundying]

cat owners will do their best to teach them that, and also learn it

[@enarmonika5557]

As a Catalan, i support this 100%

[@belcarra]

mreow :3

[@asdaneedsfunds]

Yeah you've heard of romance language but what about romantic comedy languages

[@NotUselessProductions]

What about horror languages

[@hubb8049]

​@@NotUselessProductions Caucasian phonology, Japanese writing, Arabic grammar with Hungarian case system and it's ergative-absolutive, go and make it a conlang

[@zackbuildit777]

​​@@hubb8049Japanese writing isn't that bad 😂 Try hecking Thai

[@NotUselessProductions]

@@zackbuildit777 try Tibetan

[@zackbuildit777]

@@NotUselessProductions ooh, nah u right. u got me ther. dang.

[@aoscf.77]

I KNEW IT WAS CURSED PORTUGUESE I KNEW IT FROM THE START. Well played, mr ŊƏ. Well played indeed.

[@xX_wiLLiam_Xx]

H O N Q U E

[@koduflower2000]

HONQUE

[@andreamuggloy]

H O N Q U E

[@moreydumo5925]

HONQUE

[@xX_wiLLiam_Xx]

@@moreydumo5925 ¿honque?

[@joaoandrecolaco385]

HONQUE

[@CRT.v]

3:11 My fiancee came running from across the house to see what was wrong after hearing me yell "Oh goddammit!"

[@adriangd5040]

i was genuinely half-expecting this to be real i’m so stupid

[@doyouknowkeplertwentytwob4032]

yes

[@adriangd5040]

why does ŋə’s kitchen look similar to mine what the hell

[@nōvẽŕïá-ōlï-kìlá]

I... am also too trusting, I fear...

[@RyebuckCoppercap]

Yeah haha, I was thinking it may have been about new information about an extinct African Romance language, like a newly discovered text or something like that, but Portugoose works too ;p

[@m_affiliates]

We all talk about Romance languages but nobody talks about Platonic languages

[@samsmoms4914]

Sexual languages.

[@feralcatgirl]

*holds up a plucked goose* behold, plato's language!

[@readingdino711]

In my one fantasy world I actually made both new romance and platonic languages for the heck of it (I don't have that project anymore, but if I did I'd make a video about it).

[@m_affiliates]

@@readingdino711 that's really cool

[@EchoLog]

​@@feralcatgirl this full circle joke has inspired me to get distracted from my current conlang. Thank you. One blursed Greek coming up. Do you want creole seasoning on that?

[@Gigagamerrays]

Finally, It's about time the romance branch needed a new update

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

Romance got really boring after a few hundred years. Glad that the devs finally had some new ideas for it. Really enjoying Portugoose, CATalan, sPANDAnish and Greg.

[@_trupples]

i'd be very curious to actually hear synthesized speech that would more "naturally" transition from a sound to the next, rather than the very quick sharp transitions here; something that would actually sound like a goose rather than a harmonized dot matrix printer

[@timorl]

No nesting? But where do portugeese lay eggs then?

[@hyperion3145]

HONQUE HONQUE

[@InsertNameHereBoi]

Literally was gonna say that! No nesting in a GOOSE LANGUAGE??

[@moreydumo5925]

portugeese lay eggs, their eggs hatched into portugeese, cycle repeat

[@VanByyrg]

For CCC3 I would love if someone made "Mewing" language, where you are not allowed to relax your tongue so you can constantly be mewing

[@AgmaSchwa]

If they went like, REALLY in-depth in the phonetics of what mewing would do to the release of sounds that would be truly amazing

[@humanfingers]

Sigma schwa

[@wyntyrr]

this is a certified porch of geese moment

[@CasualMitosisCollective]

porch of goose, actually

[@pikgears]

I figured this was going to make fun of the claim that English is a Romance language

[@ak5659]

Every time I think that idiocy has been put to rest, I come across it again. and the source is nearly always a monolingual English speaker. SMDH.......

[@pikgears]

@@ak5659 whyever would you think idiocy would go away any time soon?

[@Matty002]

have you guys heard of ULTRAFRENCH? lol ​@@ak5659

[@chrisamies2141]

@@ak5659 I've heard it from French people tbh, based I think on the amount of French-derived vocab (which has historical reasons we all know about, but it doesn't make it a Romance language).

[@tristenarctician6910]

The goose sounds like a dying hard drive

[@greenkitty1]

How does this differ from the canadian dialect?

[@greenkitty1]

@@Stockymusicfan canada goose

[@someguy8375]

quebec goose romance language derived from french

[@JDWatkins-ws4jt]

@@greenkitty1 The Canadian dialect has phonemic moose calls

[@JDWatkins-ws4jt]

@@greenkitty1 The Canadian dialect has phonemic moose calls

[@camiblack1]

Different language that's actually called Quackbecois

[@Rdac0]

Arent the goose formants wild because birds have multiple 'vocal cords'? Essentially, you're trying to find the formant of a choir by using a tool that checks the formant of a single voice

[@AgmaSchwa]

to shorten a very long potential explanation: pretty much, lol

[@szlanty]

oh god I can hear myself in the attempts of the server to guess the pronunciation of text

[@全て嘘みたいだ]

"I just want to see what people would think" People thinking: 1:42

[@kornsuwin]

i already don't feel ready for this video

[@kornsuwin]

in other words, this is going to be [q̘ʰl̪o͡ʉ̘ⱱl̪e̝]

[@thelollykitty]

omg its korn

[@esmerat]

omg its korn!

[@thevalarauka101]

wow

[@rachelblaquiere9134]

So that's what phoneticians mean with the goose vowel

[@iamsushi1056]

Ah, yes. Dubstep as a cursed romantic conlang. Why the hell was I even remotely surprised.

[@adriangd5040]

LMAO why are you right best dubstep song: 2:49

[@agodawg]

Wow, Portugoose is such a beautiful language I hope I find myself a native speaker to marry someday 🥰

[@moldy900]

this is the eighth most horrifying thing i have ever seen, good job

[@thelusogerman3021]

Holy shit is this a motherfucking Portugal reference?🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹

[@lyricalcarpenter]

Agma you did me dirty putting my clip first in the vocalization section

[@bsnow304]

Dammit, I was working on a trivocalic language for the cursed conlang circus. Back to the drawing board, I guess

[@emanuel585]

As someone who natively speaks portuguesse i realy liked that pun altough it dosent work in portuguese

[@emanuel585]

@@Stockymusicfan the closest thing is patoguês but thats duck not goose

[@Alexandre-yp1uy]

Patoguês? Portoganso?

[@Bit125_]

friday night funkin' fans when you pass them the aux

[@CasualMitosisCollective]

portugoosing -Iris

[@arichansen8527]

Watching this to make my decision to major in Mechanical Engineering look sane

[@klikkolee]

it sounds less like geese and more like a modem signal

[@azplantreviews2199]

Wow, I wonder if any Arizona Plants will be mentioned in this video.

[@secondbeamship]

I'm guessing English. I'm guessing he's going to construct a sentence of Norman derived French words. I'll edit this comment if I am right or wrong. I'm wrong lol.

[@AlbySilly]

I have always wanted to learn some kind of romance language, porch-of-goose is the perfect option for me

[@LoganKearsley]

Thank you for doing an animal language with realistic animal phonetics! DJP could learn something from you!

[@vaaldsamthomas]

That's Portuguese but it has a Villain arc.

[@caffetiel]

Standard Portuguese tbh

[@psygamez7727]

I think my goose just swore at me…

[@Tinybabyfishy]

I hate how high-effort this is, I hate this in general, why does this exist, what have you wrought, etc.

[@Tinybabyfishy]

literally weeping and gnashing my teeth

[@kori228]

9:24 human F1 can definitely go above 900. (female) Japanese anime VAs can go up to like 1100-1300

[@kori228]

@@Stockymusicfan well no, I've never heard of that being a thing. There's examples where VAs speak at live shows or on air so I'm pretty sure it's not modified.

[@its_an_inkstar]

Awful. Just want we want here. Good job, or as the Portugoose might say: [Demonic screeching]

[@mxmncs2950]

Wow, as an Italian speaker this language is actually more comprehensible than Spanish! I didn't know the esistence of this awesome romance language

[@IlleScrutator]

Ligma Schwa dropping another classic masterpiece.

[@revangerang]

This is what the internet was made for

[@GeoCrusader]

tbh I was sure this is some cursed Gascon because of "hera"

[@tomasebenlendr6440]

7:50 when you stretch vovel frequencies so high up, you should definitely use logarithmic scale, because people (and I guess that geese also) percieve distance betweeen frequencies as ratio between them, instead of difference between them.

[@eumesmo3678]

- Elementar, de fato, vejo que o senhor é um homem de cultura. - H O N K

[@WheatDos]

Please call it by it's native name: Portuganso.

[@prof.reuniclus21]

GBA crash sound ass language 💀

[@germanempire8678]

No way, the new dlc had just dropped

[@kitcutting]

Impressive. There are whole families of Portugeese hanging out at the truck yard where I work. I’m gonna try learning this in order to understand more about the Portugoose culture. ✨ Wish me luck ✨

[@wynnexed]

WHAT THE QUACK

[@josenoesantiago9175]

Como un hispano amé este comedia sobre portugués muriera durante la toda cosa. 🤣😂🤣 ¡Alguna persona, por favor, da este video a la RAE, estos hombres viejos, o sea, a ellos se lo gustarían ver el video complejo! Espero que lo pudiera ayudar en este momento porque del crisis DANA (para traducirlo de modo que pueden leerlo: As a hispanic I loved this comedy about portugese I was dying during the whole thing. 🤣😂🤣 Some person, please, give this video to The Royal Academy of Spain, these old men, mean, they would like it, to see the complete video! I hope that it could help them in this moment because of the DANA crisis)

[@dayalasingh5853]

Personally I *liked* using Pratt.

[@AgmaSchwa]

After this experience, I have *plans* for Praat.

[@Supremedalex]

Got to love the use of Wheel of Time for translations.

[@ohnocoder]

I wonder what Japaknees sounds like.

[@pricefight]

i was left with my jaw on the ground by the time you came to the roots, then it disconnected from my mouth

[@Astro_weeeeee]

The part with the voices in different hadphone legitimately made my paranoid ass jump and look around lol

[@jobrown95]

I feel drunk watching this

[@enuma-elise]

This is a monumental discovery. I can't wait to see your findings published.

[@rhsmn2334]

thank you for keeping the cursed conlang craft thriving

[@annikathewitch3950]

Oh boy I *felt* that "winces in linguistics major" Sidenote but have you seen Gramle? It's like wordle but they give you the spectrogram and you have to guess the ipa transcription.

[@AgmaSchwa]

I have not - but now I have to check it out, lol. If it's fun it might be a good livestream activity, haha

[@kornsuwin]

this video just started but if this doesn't mention Danger Dan i'm gonna be pissed

[@kornsuwin]

i'm mildly pissed

[@esmerat]

omg, it’s korn

[@Felishamois]

Almost immediately clicked off once I got to language name reveal, sticking around, will keep you updated

[@EleetCanoe]

whatever brain cells i had are now lost, but this is so fuckin funny good job

[@mickeydamaz9238]

When you thought that it's hard to surprise you...

[@paulamarina04]

smells like teen spirit fucking killed me

[@damiangaymian]

I dont know anything about linguistics and fell into conlang KZbin and im very scared.

[@nSenuh]

Agma Schwa

[@JSG4361]

so true

[@40watt53]

hey cool pfp

[@stickad_]

what did i just watch

[@thatotherted]

Genius in action

[@DWithDiagonalStroke]

Finalmente, Português na sua forma mais pura

[@Alexandre-yp1uy]

As a Portuguese I'm really happy we finally got attention about our real native language

[@fibonacci8]

When you need to speak dial-up

[@pncka]

Gaster speaks portugoose!

[@VincentEdelstein]

Thank you, Agma Schwa

[@Bye_girl]

This should be on the update log

[@Celestia1323]

the tables forgot the doctor

[@khilorn]

Every video you makes makes me question if humanity has gone too far.

[@Ms_desolated]

the pronounciation reveal made me sh!t ŋyself

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

Beautiful language.

[@cinthiarosasromero5239]

Oh.. yea i also found a another anlimaniac language is caled toki pona

[@eldomiloqui]

hmm yes this language is goosely interesting.

[@icommitdie8756]

people who say that french is a romance language clearly have never heard french being spoken

[@benuwuowo]

Cool!!! now make a video about the Luxebourgoose language 😀

[@llliiimmmeee]

Wake up babe, new romance language dropped

[@scaevolaludens679]

Im to lazy to watch the whole video to find out if this is mentioned or not but just in case, know that a historical name for occitan in italian is Linguadoca which (mis)translates to "goose language"

[@KalimbaJammer]

im portuguese, was amused, win.

[@SurfTheSkyline]

Am I haviŋ a stroke o.0

[@enzogamerukbr]

AGMA SCHWA OIL PAINTING

[@penand_paper6661]

This is actually a pretty neat xenolang.

[@eldomiloqui]

Wake up fellas new romance language just dropped!

[@Martin_Boru_The_Herald]

what do you mean this is a normal romance language it sounds like a person speaking french

[@mallow4715]

kinda sounds like femtanyl lyrics

[@ohnocoder]

I knew someone would write this

[@CorbiniteVids]

Mambo no 5 bike horn remix

[@JustinLe]

wake up babe new romance language dropped

[@samuelbull5997]

2:49-2:59 sounds like part of a Horse Lords song

[@JRios270]

This is my first time watching a video from this channel, and I just assumed I was going to watch 22 mins about Romansh. Boy was I wrong o_o

[@Darkest_matter]

bro made a 21 minute meme

[@NeonBeeCat]

Havent watched this but its probably Galician