THIS IS CRAZY! SWAWS | Totally Accurate Battlegrounds RussianBadger reaction

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[@Veradun99]

totally accurate battlegrounds (TABG) and totally accurate battle simulator (TABS) are 2 different games from the same dev.

[@Twrdemon]

Can you tell the difference?

[@Veradun99]

@@Twrdemon can I tell the difference between a battle royale game and a freecam battle simulator? yes. they're very different.

[@weirdalexander8193]

If they were made by two different devs, someone would probably get litigious.

[@JohnDoe-gn3rg]

@@weirdalexander8193no they weren’t? Landfall made both

[@weirdalexander8193]

@@JohnDoe-gn3rg I said “IF they WERE from two different devs someone WOULD sue”, not “they ARE from two different devs, someone WILL sue”. If I say I would like to have a cookie, that’s hoping for a possible outcome, not actually getting the cookie. Wondering what could be is what the word “if” is used for, you’ll learn that once you finally pass 3rd grade English after all these years 🙃 Jk, just being sassy, you probably just misread. Let’s save the salt for when we’re being stomped in Elden Ring, that’s what I do.

[@SrVerataro]

Ejem... Hmm... [Rustling of papers] I swear it was here somewhere... I'm sure i wrote it down [Paper tearing] Ah, here it is [Lip smack] Ejem... ... "SWAWS"

[@Funnylegoguy]

SWAWS

[@CruZader-cp4rd]

SWAWS

[@pokerus1359]

SWAWS

[@0rderandChaos]

You say McDonald’s fries with no sauce??? Popeyes biscuit with no drink.

[@shadowsnake5133]

Actually have done both, because I reject my humanity.

[@AnAmericanMusician]

Oof...

[@Heyhowsitgoin999]

Pretty sure it was TABG that had the best update notes. Somebody put in a ticket saying "Periscope Sight on the Minigun is ridiculous." So in the Patch Notes they put "Made the Periscope Sight on the Minigun even more ridiculous." It went from a single periscope on one of the 8 barrels to 8 scopes on a barrel each.

[@josheldridge8546]

10:06 -- that's inaccurate, NASCAR drivers obey race signals.

[@lupenngrimpaw936]

What they should have said was Mad Max. As someone who lives in Florida for 10+ years, I am experienced in the insanity of Floridian driving.

[@LetMeFLY649]

the best condiment for McDonalds fries is icecream, WHEN THE DAMN MACHINE ISN"T BROKEN

[@thegooneygamerboy5302]

That is disgusting 🤢

[@spacebrain9537]

​@@thegooneygamerboy5302 Nah, it's amazing. Fries in frosties from Wendy's as well

[@felixthescholarlytitan4437]

@@spacebrain9537personally I prefer using sweet n sour sauce with Wendy fries.

[@spacebrain9537]

​@@felixthescholarlytitan4437Oooo, I'll have to try that

[@Mwraf]

Wha- SAVE THAT SHIT FOR WENDY'S ONLY

[@josheldridge8546]

sharkov with a sawed-off

[@DelinquentChibi]

For anyone who doesn't know, Glocks are numbered after their patent number. So, Glock 19 is the 19th patent, 45 is the 45th patent, so on and so forth

[@Tyfu39944]

So the 17 round mag is just coincidence?

[@DelinquentChibi]

@@Tyfu39944 Yep.

[@senorsanches7820]

"should you eat that kinda old cheese?" yes, just gotta slice the moldy layer off but its good to go.

[@skiller5034]

Florida isn't a state, it's a difficulty level.

[@karlwikman3874]

I see we are still on The pausechamp training arc XD

[@calebschultz9935]

I've never played TABS but I've seen others play it it's f*cking hilarious, especially with the rag doll physics! 😂😂😂

[@brotherkhrayn3525]

Jokes on you, I order my McDonald’s fries, THEN ASK FOR MORE SALT PACKETS. And then I STILL eat them with no condiment.

[@Yuki_Ika7]

if i had to chose a 3 word combo for my character to say in game it would be "I love come", not only would it be shock factor but it is partially true too (granted i have only had my own, i am not social, have never been in a relationship, have various mental and physical illnesses/issues and i am afraid of commitment)

[@projectafterworld2557]

The one loophole to the Mcdonalds fries thing is if you get a shake. That kind of evens it out so you don't get dehydrated, but then it'll be from everything else instead. xD

[@Scorpia260]

Condiments on fries is just adding more sodium.

[@sevneijizawa]

1:45 the Mickey's fries are the a-№1 reason why I don't eat McDonald's or anything fast-food. The sides can be hell, & the main meats are fkn revolting. The only fast-food chains I can happily eat at are KFC & Popeye's. Even then, I don't eat either but once a month. I prefer to cook my foods, & grow the ingredients using what I had a year ago in hydroponics and aquaponics growth systems.

[@michalsniadala1667]

TOTALY ACCURATE MIKARI

[@hollowbrinethehollowfiedsu6365]

You should check out Mikeburnfire's best of fallout or fallout out of context.

[@CrimsonCascade]

11:00 Shark at the park Shark is a NARC Shark is Mr.Stark Shark on the Ark Shark finna bark Shark made a mark

[@ElykTsorb]

I eat my mcdonalds fries raw, but I also, you know, drink liquid while eating usually

[@jarrettatkins3062]

You underestimate poor people, if it hasn't changed color it's still good to us.

[@annoyanceking]

Okay first of all, Glocks are named after the patent number, the Glock 17 holding 17 rounds is coincidence Second, they are correct about .40 S&W being a lack of min-max. The FBI said 9mm didn't have enough stopping power, so someone made 10mm, and the FBI said it was too much recoil, so someone dialed it down to .40 S&W, which is just 10mm with almost identical ballistics to 9mm

[@sultanmalik9808]

Say, is 'Hunter: The Parenting' on the reaction-backlog? I feel like you'd have a blast with it, assuming you haven't already watched it.

[@CygnusLaboratorys2056]

17:53 badger's bullshit finally hit a nerve💀 edit: on second watch, bit dramatic don'tcha think?

[@Breadybenson]

You've heard of elf on the shelf but get ready for sharko with the narco 🦈💊

[@jessedavis1423]

makari's mom is so old she babysitting jesus when he was a baby.

[@TheDrac1236]

Your McDonalds fries have salt? 75% of the time i order mcdonalds the fries never have salt

[@noahedenborg4221]

u identifie as a good time lol

[@scruffmaster0185]

I can't share my plans with anyone, because the haters will try and stop me, but they involve the chat goblin, me, and a bed (consensually ofc)

[@emdioswildadventures5898]

Jokes on you, I drink Sprite with my fries

[@thegooneygamerboy5302]

That doesn’t sound bad

[@KieranByers]

I was just about to say to her "why do you think a order a large coke?"

[@tommyfox854]

Okay, I may not be all that deep into this video but I just wanna share some crazy Russian Badger level knowledge here *JUST* because I think it fits (and also because it'll be lost among all the comments on the actual video). 1st: Turns out that Greenland Shark that Badger fact-checked is still alive and is probably actually approaching 500 years of age; talk about a legend aye!?! 2nd: Speaking of Sharks, during the golden age of their species when centipeds were 9-20 feet long and as wide as the average human torso, there was a species of shark where the males had a ironing board/landing pad fin like thing on the top of their head that presumably *ONLY* existed for mating; imagen seeing THAT thing run round the TABG map with a blunderbuss!!! 3rd: Turns out the actual IRL Jurassic Park is Australia back when humans first made landfall on it approximately 50,000 years ago and to say that God had nothing to do with the beasts on that continent will be an understatement, to save ya'll some time here's the video that showed me the beasts from not-that-long-ago Australia and just imagen *ANY* of these things as suits in TABG --> kzbin.info/www/bejne/moWllaiHYsyFgposi=pOzKCeprjAMpHyGr That's all I have ta say; have a nice day fellas. Oh and by the way Makari, I can imagen your emote in TABG being the pelvic thrust.

[@mikael100100]

i disagree, even in a free to play, there's gotta be a limit. selling a single skin 20 or 40 bucks isn't acceptable second, i wish you'd have had a TABG Vtuber model, the same as your thumbnail,. it seems to adorable with dem big googly eyes

[@mgunter]

MarkiFather.

[@Goldrex434]

nice thumbnail.

[@fenrirlokison6778]

Please react to: Red Dead Redemption 2 trailers, The Witcher 3 Trailers and The Ghost of Tsushima trailers. Enjoy!

[@nachosp7882]

1:11 you should play it

[@hansethetooly5421]

wait till you watch Nordern's Uwu snazzy wazzy. beware the crocco with a glocko.

[@judahsmyth5398]

totally accurate battle simulator and totally accurate battlegrounds are two different games made by the same company

[@voidheart5713]

11:00 *cough cough* destiny *cough cough*

[@pseudodachi4406]

First ever video from this person ive seen and im already enjoying the person love the voice!

[@sloth-d3752]

Makari's British? Damn, guess we'll never be friends.

[@chriskoloski32]

I hate mcdonalds fries and it baffles me how often its in like the top 3 fries for people

[@Nirual86]

Florida isn't a State as in a region of a country, its a state of being. Being crazy.

[@yaboi4664]

Just to spit you I eat all my fries bare. Fear me. :)

[@nushia7192]

I dunno, I order my fries without salt.

[@oOSonicexeOo]

18:00 don’t show her the shadow the hedgehog intro 😂

[@vadiamgamer9753]

Like number 266 right here, folks

[@jamesiewalters2360]

Shark with a shank?

[@calebschultz9935]

WTF IS A KILOMETER!?! 🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸

[@verybigAL437]

1:27 as an average midwesterner, I consistently have to pair my daily sodium filled Big Mac & fries with a McFlurry all the time

[@The_lord_of_cheeese]

1:25 i add more salt to mine them things are bland

[@drakan867]

Earth defense force

[@juice_too]

How about "you heard elf on a shelf but have you heard of shark with a glock"i think it was good enough for my brain to think of in 1min

[@thundermite1241]

Why do i feel like you would enjoy a nordern warthunder video also as someone who lives in florida its like a gta rp server with no moderation and hackers everywhere

[@Puma1Sunfire1]

19:01, which is why I own a Musket for Home Defense Meme/Copypasta exists

[@bug1gub225]

POV: you are a Brazilian and someone say a "you are going to Brazil" type of phrase

[@tboy817]

666th like

[@Jeferic]

I bring my own condiments, in case McDonald's doesn't give me the right one

[@zerplergon]

McDonalds without ketchup isn't good ,mouth turns to a desert

[@fenrirlokison6778]

You should react to all the trailers for Total War Warhammer 1,2 and 3.

[@darkeve4013]

2:41 A cute and very funny and fun/entertaining problem.

[@RyanMillgate]

You heard of elf on the shelf. Now get ready for the shark of the dark

[@nexelray3207]

3:32 this vtuber spitting some Swedish Chef

[@warmaster-brebobby]

OI MAKARI !! SHARKY WITH A SHOTI !!

[@deathdragon789]

Within 1 hour

[@davidmeyers9595]

I ask my fries with extra salt