SWAWS | Totally Accurate Battlegrounds

[@LandFallGames]

Thank you for making us sound less boring 🙌

[@oscarbowman4664]

hello landfall

[@potatojohnny3898]

Yo landfall yall need to make more tabs cartoons

[@dcisking1033]

Na yall aren't boring

[@raefiggemeier3362]

Thx for the Xbox update but it crashes a lot but it’s cool keep it up more updates ok Tabs is good

[@MooseMolestr]

landfall why did batman fuck up my father

[@Berd]

he was right about otis

[@tdab3883]

He's always right

[@jesselbtw]

Why are you here

[@Bob-rt3dk]

@@jesselbtw berd can't watch some epic KZbin content?

[@0_range_hat]

Agreed.

[@Iamnotaspy.]

Always was.

[@LonelySandwich]

It's beautiful how TABG can be more enjoyable than most Battle Royales.

[@GothicSoldier9000]

It goes back to basics with a dev team that's just focused on dumb fun, connected to a playerbase that thinks the same way. Bare bones monetization for a free-to-play also helps.

[@brothercharanus1927]

It's 'da funni sanvich man

[@defaultdance4727]

selling point: Battle royale.. but ragdoll???

[@Iamnotaspy.]

No...mostly yes.

[@f.b.i9871]

Y emen

[@edgyizanami783]

13:51 Seeing the gator hold a sword I immediately thought “mess with the gator, you get the saber”

[@elpopopro9762]

The sabor

[@jackegan6003]

They turned Badger into an alligator, funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@soldiertroy.8754]

Tabs is just drunken rainbow six siege

[@bushi3412]

Cornel, they turned him into a alligator. Its the funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@africanamericanbear3085]

It’s the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@rextheslyfox]

Swas

[@garyroosel8870]

Perish

[@cpa4able]

"It's not always about the money, Spiderman, i just wanted the word SWAWS in a videogame" is the peak bajur quote.

[@dean.jaffer212]

Followed by massive amounts of doubt.

[@penguinsrockrgr8yt216]

It’s not about the money It’s about sending a message

[@kgamer1715]

Spiderman be spitting facts tho

[@DrillsVAL]

Its about the mets baby

[@publoramirez638]

​@@DrillsVAL love mets

[@Benthino]

…He deadass did the whole ”Money” segment so he could say ”It's not always about the money Spiderman.” I fucking love Badger.

[@Firomus]

Goddamn you beat me to it my friend

[@daniyarsadykov3385]

Its about the METS BABY LET'S GO METS!

[@Swallux614]

That's kinda gay bro (joke)

[@Otterdisappointment]

It’s not about the money; it’s about sending a message.

[@johngun4377]

The bots really be going in full force, huh

[@aqua_melonnn6297]

Actually funny story from today, my mom is very much my personal watch over, so I had to eventually explain to her what tabg was. Of course through that, badger was brought up. Now, my mom loves knowing what I like, she basically knows me better than I do, and at one point she made me show her a couple of badgers' videos. Of course I didn't think much of it and went along. BIG MISTAKE. By the time we reached the end of the third video, my mom noticed something, badger's engagement ring. What is the first thing she says? "Wait he's married?" And thinking nothing of it I go yeah! YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID? "That poor woman..." What the actual Costco carp fountain fuck.

[@yagamil46]

Mothers can be brutally honest sometimes, just means she loves ya, right?

[@aqua_melonnn6297]

hopefully!

[@JohnDoe12345.]

My grandmother used to do this, but duckduckgo and a restraining order solved that

[@tossmangrenade1400]

What the actual Costco carp fountain fuck

[@foxicecube]

the end of this is amazing

[@sakucelty]

Pros: Badger is getting better at animating Cons: Badger is getting better at animating

[@yuumibook9619]

Pros: Badger is getting more popular Cons: Badger only gets more powerful

[@themrlupo3591]

LOL

[@eMpTy12189]

Yes

[@gojizard704]

The fact that hed using a mocap suit is even better but its worse for my mental health and my sides due to how they arr splitting from laughing so hard and the longet i watch his shit the stupider i become

[@sakucelty]

It’s all just an elaborate scheme, everybody knows that Badger is a government drone.

[@RenegadesReact]

"SWAWS!" - Old Klingon Proverb

[@elflordyt6830]

Ew a reaction group

[@Dante-7I]

"SWAWS!"

[@kulda_1819]

@@elflordyt6830 That's not nice

[@ILikeSoda229]

@@elflordyt6830 ikr? I hate when a group of people laugh at something they enjoy

[@johnlukecolley5543]

My first time finding you guys in the comments

[@AkiraDatBoy]

“It’s not about the money Spider-Man it’s about becoming a crocodile” - Badger probably

[@skeletonlord5255]

Why do think that green goblin is saying that

[@StealthTheFoxz]

@@skeletonlord5255 "It ain't about the green! It about the GOBLIN, Spider-Man!"

[@brendanrobb5642]

It’s about the Mets babeeee

[@ASquared544]

“But I don’t want to cure cancer! I want to turn people into dinosaurs!”

[@hasanbaalbaki4453]

Get a home run, let’s go Mets.

[@MMMeteor192]

4:22 the way badger just chills around the crocodile tells he’s from Florida

[@mateorios1636]

Hes canadian alshtually

[@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz]

This makes sense, the most patriotic Americans tend to be Canadian. ​@mateorios1636

[@unauthorized_thing]

Name: Russian Badger Pfp: Seal Interests: Sharks TABG Skin: Crocodile this man is an enigma

[@absurddive]

Current status: BALLIN'

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

@@absurddive SCP Status: Pickle

[@drybonesstudios5654]

Speaks GERMAN.

[@samshapira8295]

No. This man is a scalie.

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

Name: Russian Badger Species: *American Human*

[@calebrobbins6406]

"They're older than fucking TREES" Congrats, Badger; I can officially say that I laughed out loud!

[@aganaom1712]

Imagine surviving at least two mass extinctions and being so afraid of a sea panda that you zip your ass down a full fuckin mile to avoid being anywhere in the same postal code as it

[@adastial2104]

@@aganaom1712 unfortunately that sea panda is a stupid smart and the definition of 99 strength and a 99 intelligence build

[@aganaom1712]

@@adastial2104 oh I'm well aware. Orcas go out of their way to bully sharks almost more so than basically all other ocean life

[@josephuribe4305]

@@aganaom1712 It baffles me that they are recorded to kill sharks and eat JUST the liver. They're pretty much dolphins that hacked natures source code to make themselves op.

[@samwilson7044]

@@josephuribe4305 if it make you feel better humpbacks hate orcas so much they will go out of their way to fight them to save other animals from them.

[@FiftyCharacters]

“Sharks don’t exist on land” Land-shark beer: *cries silently in the corner*

[@R_Caine]

There are sharks on land. They're called loan sharks.

[@andyfriederichsen]

Epaulette Shark: "What about me?"

[@andyfriederichsen]

@Putri Saja No.

[@samuelgwiyo9508]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mIOWpH2QmbCeg5I

[@Ze_N00B]

Lemonshark: *walks away depressed*

[@Foxxyle]

Badger is the only person that can title a video “SWAWS” and it be good.

[@cottoneyejoesfm]

I absolutely love the fact that badger is constantly changing his model every video, but Grouse is permanently Dallas from Payday™

[@deadmau3000]

and heavenly is permanently a cacodemon

[@maskplayer60]

I'm pretty sure because that's what they wanted to be known as also grouse can do a good Dallas voice

[@enderrplayz4138]

™️

[@tannerbauserman5757]

@@deadmau3000 he is either cacodemon or as doom guy, those are the only things I’ve seen him as

[@shaneh1872]

@@maskplayer60 AHHHHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG

[@novembervoid.2768]

This is the most cursed series on Badger’s channel and I fucking love it.

[@heapgamer3658]

and the best

[@Erin-2008]

Same

[@spaghetti_rookie]

its more than cursed, its more blursed (sort of)

[@Jumpy-xv7gk]

Same

[@brother-xj1ft]

Most serious game in the world

[@Mikudude1billion]

6 months ago: "I'm playing with a TABG asset." now: "I *am* a TABG asset."

[@coolgreenbug7551]

He has become the very thing he sought to destroy

[@EcHoDuDeMaN]

6 months later: "I am TABG"

[@StealthTheFoxz]

@@EcHoDuDeMaN Totally Accurate Badgergrounds.

[@EcHoDuDeMaN]

@@StealthTheFoxz I don't know if I hate it or love it

[@Coolboimaybe]

5:28 Crocco with a gloko had me dying😂

[@7Comic7mischief7]

"Gatorland is the closest that earth will get to heaven" As a floridian, that is correct

[@themrlupo3591]

as a canadian, all I can say is we think entering flordia without someone slower than you is a death wish, we also think you guys are crazy, no offence intended

[@jkl5901]

@@themrlupo3591 we are bro

[@lechking941]

@@themrlupo3591 oh no we are absolutly bat shit insane XD oh and dont worry, we keep the gaters in the backyards only

[@themrlupo3591]

@@lechking941 so you also keep wild animals in your back yards, people who live in the forrest in canada keep bears

[@themrlupo3591]

@@jkl5901 LOL

[@Hysterically_Accurate]

"Glock 17 makes sense because it has 17 rounds" *flashback to Zach's Gun Rants*

[@CW-xn1ot]

Ah, nice to see another viewer of mikeburnfire on here

[@kaizon7177]

I’ve been looking for the infinite “that’s not right” comments

[@couriersix2549]

*screams in gun nerd*

[@FAL_Enthusiast]

The more holes the better the gun!

[@apiatkowski7183]

I won't be happy till they add the pancore jackhammer

[@Justyouraverageghostva]

Flashback to when Badger said: "Anything's possible if we bully him enough" And here we are...

[@reapergaming7680]

2020 and he's STILL in games HOW DOES HE DO IT?

[@themasterchef9784]

Spider-Man casually smoking a cig laidback in a lawn chair has got to be the realest thing I’ve seen all year

[@PurpleCyanideTube]

I was literally talking to my friend yesterday about how it's been a while since I saw a badger video and how I couldn't wait for another one. Then this comes out honestly faster then I expected the next video. My day is made.

[@Jormyyy]

As a recent sub, Badger seems to upload about once a month or so. Which I'm totally fine with since the content is absolutely top notch and worth the wait!

[@SalmonPaella]

@@Jormyyy as a long time badger sub, expect only the best of the best content. He used to make videos faster, but with shit like mo-cap in his videos now, I ain't complaining

[@ryanmccrary3198]

i was expecting BF 2042 video next but his PC exploded while playing it so idk if it will happen

[@spicygoodness6928]

@@Jormyyy hey! I’ve seen you before! Idk where tho lol

[@abtl1154]

A blessing! A blessing from the Lord!

[@yaboi5893]

Badger has reached a point where his shitposting has begun to generate it's own gravitation influence that has begun to suck in everything surrounding it, only growing in density and range the longer it goes on. I fear the Badger blackhole may soon extend it's event horizon of shitposting beyond our puny cultural sphere, engulfing all of human inter-personal communication and our identity as a species.

[@pramusetyakanca1552]

Let’s just hope it's result is better for the community.

[@Arcticfawksie]

Gotta make some shitposts to help don’t we?

[@Mygg_Jeager]

I'm already regularly dropping Rus'yam Bagger Bagetti references and slang at work, so like, I think that's already begun lol. I'm getting co workers and customers in on it too.

[@mikedicewrites]

Why does this sound so crazy but scientifically possible?🤣

[@theteleportedbread8803]

Long time later Shitpost will be that huge the earth will around this then sun

[@MajronStudios]

0:51 RussianBadger casually talking about a dumb-fun game while red and blue characters move about all around him, and all of this happening on an untextured Teu-Fort:

[@ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278]

Not just an untextured 2fort, an untextured beta 2fort

[@justasaddlemaker2996]

I wholeheartedly believe that if we could harness energy from a person character, Badger could power a small town in Russia for at least fifty years.

[@shadowdragon2730]

what about ohio

[@justasaddlemaker2996]

@@shadowdragon2730 It’s literally a rural bar fight of a state.

[@Apollos_vice]

what about Africa

[@justasaddlemaker2996]

@@Apollos_vice it is quite possible

[@alexredwood9988]

Or power all of Florida for 2.54 seconds.

[@issacmartinez6452]

I was really hoping for his crying baby seal to be his character skin but a gator is still meme worthy. Also, I really love the fact that Badger is also a fellow animal enthusiast.

[@terrarian7910]

s e t o r

[@Anonymous-wj1el]

everybody talking about tabg: “the guns are so unrealistic-“ badger: *pumps blunderbuss with malicious intent*

[@FatalHog]

*loads handcannon with malicious intent*

[@exodusblack5455]

*proceeds to fire blunderbuss 3 times in a row because of that one buff, thus becoming a human space program*

[@charliebernhardt410]

Looks like ur being banned to the shadow realm Jimbo

[@igoregarza3941]

Wait Pumps a blunderbuss?

[@eatafox]

That's immediately what I thought when I saw him pump the blunderbust

[@Swaws_wastaken]

Thank you for my username

[@Kenji_number_one_fan]

😌

[@Amtrak600]

🙂

[@bravepigster]

He turned himself into an alligator pickle, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[@fish2845]

agreed

[@maxihaxi9787]

Alligickle

[@hio.hinomaru21]

Florida

[@Gojimon630]

Isn't that just pickle Kapkan?

[@princesslightning5447]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dnowling6915]

“Why do I use my power to put SWAWS in a game?” Because you are the only one we trust to get the job done

[@Mav_323]

These travis Scott jokes aged like wine

[@boogiewugie]

My thoughts exactly

[@DagmaleronMC]

There it is, I came back looking for a comment like this XD

[@worried019story8]

@@trueegypt6952 dam i can't breath Neither could they

[@TwinBlades1]

Yo how tf did you make this comment 12 days ago have more likes than my 1 month ago comment? Please teach me your ways

[@WTFisTingispingis]

@@trueegypt6952 oof

[@flackodin9596]

Landfall should make a story game that’s a war between the wobbly military, with badger as a character that says swaws randomly, and has a stroke while saying like Mr Crocker from fairly oddparents

[@JLock_17]

The glock number is actually their patent number for the gun, and they can mostly use the same magazines. The glock 43 has a 50 round drum you can buy even though it's suppose to hold like 6 rounds and is the size of your cellphone. Also, the patent number thing only applies to the glock 17. Every next glock named after that is just increased by one.

[@pbanj]

let's bully badger into knowing gun history

[@djbray7]

The Glock 43 drum is so unnecessary. 😂

[@krumplesthe2nd]

@@djbray7 Get florida man hopped up on enough guacamole farts and cocaine and you'll need two drums

[@herrgeneralerwinrommel3728]

Remember when a bear in Russia just ate a metric ton of cocaine and just became the most apex predator for 5 hours? They can't stand up to normal Florida men

[@thejuggercat]

@@herrgeneralerwinrommel3728 THE FUCK??? DID THAT HAPPEN??? SHOW ME THE DAMN NEWS ARTICLE ABOUT THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW.

[@K1ngSc0ut24]

12:22 "I feel like I'm sitting at the airsofters lunch table right now." As someone with a friend that had an airsoft group in my high school, I know how he feels.

[@Real_Mick3y6]

Me and my only friend are those kids

[@RoyalGriffin.]

What does it feel like? I never hanged out with people who play airsoft, let alone played with airsoft guns.

[@Real_Mick3y6]

@@RoyalGriffin. It's like we're the quiet kids, except we actually have our own gear.

[@RoyalGriffin.]

@@Real_Mick3y6 oh.

[@delta-31]

Hehe I’m an airsofter hehe

[@WhydoIneedahandle1111]

“They’re actually kind people but making it sound dramatic makes it less boring” Me when I talk about my boss

[@noneofurbuisness657]

If I remember correctly, glock branding is based on when it was made, it atarted out with 17 because it was Gaston Glock's seventeenth invention

[@campbellsemmens]

There's a weird feeling of surreal nostalgia seeing maps from games you've played countless times in a different style... 2Fort really takes me back man

[@thedootlord]

@Chelsea Olivia ❤️ what?

[@bryanmangual5735]

2:47 Badger made an entire skit just for a "It's not always about the money, Spider-Man" joke. *This is high quality content*

[@anthonycolby8424]

And 10 seconds before that, he referenced the “Dotson”” scene from Jurassic park!

[@brittanyhilliard6051]

Bruh

[@airbridge2400]

IT'S ABOUT THE METS

[@The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock]

​@@airbridge2400LETS GET A HOMERUN BABY

[@banjomanperson]

@@The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock WOO METS LOVE THE METS

[@NEDewey]

I like how badger’s at the point in his career where he’s effectively monetized internet shitposting using alternative means; yet still has to play KZbin flappy bird just right in order to keep his ads lol

[@wooloob6275]

That goes to show how much of a fuckin mess KZbin is now with youtube kids and the whole ad-pocalypse thing which seems to be 1 long apocalypse tbh

[@NightmareBlade10]

@@wooloob6275 KZbin has been fucked for as long as I've known it. If it isn't advertising it's copyright, if it isn't copyright then it's content policing and censorhsip. One thing right after a-fucking-nother. It's ridiculous.

[@ppfunny2159]

Wow THAT COMMIT IS AMAZING

[@Butter_Warrior99]

These comments are based. Been watching KZbin at it's golden age. I've been disappointed sense 2017.

[@Butter_Warrior99]

These comments are based. Been watching KZbin at it's golden age. I've been disappointed sense 2017.

[@Emmanuel_60200nine]

9:22 you can turn off the alarm on your car depending on the make and model so an Altima I think you had to hold the in lock and trunk button

[@magvel7250]

Glocks are named after their patent number by the way, for people who wanted to know the fact that the Glock 17 holds 17 rounds is a happy coincidence EDIT: jeez, this comment did kind of good. I got that fact from Ahoy's Guns in Video Games series, look it up on KZbin with Ahoy Glock 17

[@manfail7469]

lol if the naming was based on the capacity glock 43s would be a lot more common lol

[@tytyzap335]

Did you watch Zachs gun rants?

[@thelazykitty2463]

A coincidence that all glock fans appreciate

[@FunDipFobs]

Literally commented this & deleted it after seeing you commented it.

[@DrewY97]

Thank you

[@EH-kz3if]

For anyone who's genuinely curious, Glock identifies their models by order in which they filed for the patent. The Glock 17 was the 17th patented product they made. 19 - 19th. 45 - 45th. It does seem deliberately confusing though...

[@notajaxon9476]

Uh thanks

[@ethanklee9041]

Yeah I only know that from MikeBurnFire's gun rant videos

[@stephenuchiha6430]

Was legitimately thinking about making this exact comment. Thanks for making it so I don’t have to.

[@tukuiPat]

the more you know

[@wheel7850]

@@stephenuchiha6430 same

[@backinnam9696]

For a brief moment, I thought Badger was going to say “it’s not always about the money, Spider-Man. It’s about the Mets baby”

[@hugonorgren1118]

Love the mets whoo mets cmon homerun baby love the mets

[@LexMc0606]

"It's not always about the money, Spiderman. It's about DA METH BABY WHOO LOVE THE METH CMON METH GET A HOMERUN METH LETS GO METH" -Walter White, 2024

[@Somthing_probably]

4:17 poor people

[@systempuke]

THAT IS FOUL

[@bokker3623]

Fun fact: similar to badger, a crocodile will wait in the water for their prey to start drinking, and then they just yoink them. Exactly like badger does with money

[@thechargentarge1341]

O o o o h

[@PensPen209]

my gawd

[@nodeloliver6201]

At last... an ACTUAL FUN FACT.

[@Teebs_]

This glorified shitpost of a game was 100% made for Badger

[@Void_Ghost_Beelz]

Facts bro, facts

[@IosLocarth]

Y'know as somebody with a degree in game design I can say that it looks like an absolutely fantastic game cuz it's just a bunch of devs fucking around and having fun and the entire player base is here for it

[@AhamkaraMommy]

5:24 I'm sorry to tell you but; The Epaulette Shark can, in fact, walk on land.

[@lucasgeurian9857]

Wanna hear the funny part about Badger's skin? Crocodiles are virtually immortal, they do not die of old age. They just keep getting bigger until they can't eat enough to sustain themselves so they starve to death, and if that doesn't make them more terrifying than I don't know what does. The oldest one on record is a Nile Crocodile that is 120 years old as of December 2020 . He's 5 meters (A little over 16 ft) long and weighs around 700 kg (over 1500 lbs).

[@cesarcamacho6742]

Holy shit I love this.

[@cowkingkiller]

Gustav the unkillable(Bullet-Proof) croc

[@cowkingkiller]

@Zevanya M. Ginting i believe the other title is Demon Croc

[@Bananchello]

I have just google it and apparently that's a myth

[@cowkingkiller]

@@Bananchello the documentry Capturing the Killer Croc is about gustov and they do say he is real just not magic...saying that crocs shrugging off bullets is nothing new.

[@alexthegrape2848]

One of my new favorite TABG memories has to be when I just heard “PERISH GAMER” and then immediately got blasted in the back of the head with a blunderbuss

[@pgaming2542]

Cease your heresy

[@itsclumsy5114]

Dats how it be

[@RoyalGriffin.]

Lord guide my bullets, for there is heresy in my sights.

[@Double_D__]

That sounds like you got executed by someone.

[@potatospeedwagon3994]

One of my personal favorite memories was in the pre game lobby when players were still joining in. There was this guy in a tracksuit that came into the building I was waiting in, and threw a parrot that said, "what if the balls got hard too". Then they started playing hardbass and we just jumped all over the interior for at least a minute. Then, a few seconds before the match started, they went prone and I copied. Then a text box popped up above their head that read, "REMEBER MEEEEEEEEEEEE". I somehow managed to take a screenshot of that moment right before the match started. Now it's my desktop background.

[@TimeBucks]

Thank you for this incredible content

[@lighttank3905]

Swaws

[@ahmedtuama9979]

Nice

[@Oni_Evergarden]

4:05 fucking hilarious. This is one of my favorites. Always giggle at it

[@spacepug8950]

Fun fact: the “turtule” you see at 4:16 is actually a Herman’s tortoise. They live in the dry deserts of Asia, are sweet tempered and love watermelons!

[@diemandtheanimatronicwolf]

Thanks for the fact!

[@dotexe8870]

Any plastic over there?

[@spacepug8950]

@@dotexe8870 we are humans of course the got to be some plastic there

[@dotexe8870]

@@spacepug8950 tru

[@theovereditedarena5672]

Tortoises eating watermelon sounds amazing I would watch hours of that

[@DrB1ackheart]

"Winston Churchill throwing up Crip outside the Reichstag" that has to be my favourite line ever said.

[@pokeminerboi6051]

"Eisenhower said it, how many world wars did you win?"

[@Veryunderratedyter]

@@pokeminerboi6051 pretty sure they did it on pretty much everybody in Berlin

[@FancyMcSchmancy]

Being said like that didn’t probably happen.

[@lemonlimeenzyme569]

9:14

[@Mkyb0ne21]

Ok

[@tntmlscrdnv8436]

I imagine TABS being like an old father looking TABG and thinking "I'm proud of you"

[@protogenhorde8515]

Yes

[@The_whales]

That’s unfortunately not the case because tabg came before the early access of tabs

[@cccc8141]

@@The_whales tabs existed multiple years before tabg and tabg only existed for a year before the full tabs release came out

[@spicysalad3013]

@@The_whales lmao what? no, tabs has been around for YEARS and tabg has been around like two years or so

[@gigamundchadwickthe3rdesqu468]

@@spicysalad3013 tabs early access was in 2019 Tabg came out on steam in 2018

[@mattyman051]

I love this entire channel So many nights binge watching, and I’ve rewatched A LOT and im always laughing

[@Lord_eBatts]

I own a flintlock pistol for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four crocos with glockos break into my house, As a grab my flintlock pistol and SWAWS voice pack, I blow a SWAWS sized hole through the first croco, it's dead on the spot. I draw my blunderbuss on the second croco, but it doesn't miss, because...it's a blunderbuss... I have to resort to the literal handheld cannon mounted at the top of the stairs, loaded with grapeshot. Two more crocos are killed in the volley, and the blast sets off a thermonuclear warhead. I then ask the homies to rate my drip while waiting for the Police to arrive. Ah, just as the founding fathers intended.

[@Durgieboy]

The amount of Russian badger you’d have to watch to make this meme. Lmao dude that’s actually pretty good.

[@SnifferSock]

Not bad doge, not bad.

[@Blob69]

Take my like

[@billylynn9758]

A beautiful remix of the home defense bit

[@geoevo-007]

Not yet

[@ShikiTochi]

Holy shit what a achievment: now your friends can say "I cant beleive im playing with a tabG asset right now" Also damn the mocap editing with this video is absolutely the best thing

[@ILikeSoda229]

Wait that’s mocap!? Nocap???

[@max84678]

@@ILikeSoda229 100% mocap

[@ILikeSoda229]

@@max84678 daaaaaamn

[@warcraftdevil4593]

"who sees trash, and is like imma eat that" me: looking at my dog

[@notwise9455]

My best friend's girlfriend be like

[@willlavine1105]

yesn't

[@SirMattomaton]

Me: In line at Taco Bell.

[@shakinbacon3959]

This entire time I thought "Swag download complete" was just him saying it, but it wasn't until right now that i realized that's what was playing, I just noticed that it was in the background

[@jacobgilleland6152]

The mocap really takes Badger’s videos a notch above everyone else

[@asora7315]

Very accrat

[@NikkoNikkoYeet]

This makes him Shitposting EVEN STRONGER AND UNSTOPPABLE

[@generic6099]

Imagine badger for holostars en. nah i cant actually really imagine it rofl.

[@StarryNabz]

@@generic6099 lol

[@ДжексонДиринг]

Except the blunderbus thing because it is also a 50 cal

[@tallstar513]

"This was in the manual. Eisenhower said it. How many World Wars did you win?" Gotta be one of my favorite lines in history 😂

[@istvantriber4476]

when he sead that i was like "I won all wars" NOW am like "I DID nt SEE you in ANY of the wars"

[@V_Sans]

​@@istvantriber4476 R/IHadAStroke

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

​@@istvantriber4476 Your writing is worse than the flu, a1dz, and cancer combined

[@hahamadeyouread214]

I find badger being a nerd to animals which fascinates him is odd yet satisfying because I learned a lot from that short explanation why he chose crocodile

[@Fyrnskulblaka]

It is somewhat reminiscent of Sterling Archer. Just, reskinned awfully.

[@Trashpanda127]

I'm just saying safety off on da flintlock 10:55

[@xpoofa38]

The quality upgrade of this video is just immense, it feels like a morphine filled trip to the ICU

[@Max-fv1ls]

Its fucking true.

[@dimethylether7179]

That’s such a badger thing to say

[@Bobcat_X]

Yeah that's accurate

[@nicolepowell7891]

“Crocco with a glocko is a viable strategy” What about crocco with a glockinator?

[@sauce903]

Crocinator with a glockinator

[@DR-564]

don't you mean crocconator with a glockonator

[@Haunted2077]

We don't need to give the crocodiles *glockinators* , the already have Glocks. Yes I'm talking about the ones in florida

[@tysonvienneau1830]

@@Haunted2077 Jurassic Park look'n different

[@Adhd_platypus1546]

Master has presented dobby with a glock

[@lonemadrhino2391]

“It’s not always about the money Spider-Man” I was really scared it was gonna be about the Mets for a second

[@alternative7586]

I thought he was gonna burn the money

[@theswag9477]

It’s about the Mets baby the mets

[@janoschsuchy4628]

It's about the Mets baby love the Mets ok baby lets go get a homerun love the Mets

[@Liam-fd4uh]

Lets go Mets

[@madifal]

I was today years old when I realized the map he used in this video is a modded version of 2fort lmao

[@fallentitan9811]

Not gonna lie, I’d watch a 10 minute video of Badger arguing with himself using motion capture.

[@thecringecreator5936]

Yes I would fucking loveee that

[@bengunderman5382]

Badger: "Like you're gonna do a drive by with a BAR" Clyde Barrow: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@epstiljim1024]

OH NO LOL

[@camerongunn7906]

It's also kind of funny that a BAR was also one of the weapons they used to kill Bonnie and Clyde. I mean you could just buy them off the shelf back then.

[@gunnarthefeisty]

I am the BAR god and I speak for the rifles

[@bengunderman5382]

@@gunnarthefeisty "BAR is trash" - FG42 Gang

[@gunnarthefeisty]

@@bengunderman5382 random whitename with no knowledge of the lore

[@shortfusedshenanigans235]

Seeing Badger argueing to himself is probably the most hillarious thing i have seen today...

[@ares1158]

IDK why but I couldn't stop laughing when I saw CROCKO with a GLOCKO

[@rohmer4810]

He's done it before in like his early siege/bf1 videos

[@niallkhalaf4197]

You cannot convince me that this came out 2 years ago

[@MysteicVoltronus]

You have to think about the fact that the "pirate" flintlock would probably be shooting a .50 caliber solid lead round at a minimum. Some fired up to .75 caliber. So yeah,a flintlock hits like a truck. Its just got accuracy for trash.

[@rizkiananda1321]

the flintlock in the video is a blunderbuss tho. it's not firing single shot it's firing buckshot.

[@theguywiththeoldds3896]

"Just accuracy" **laughs in minute long reload for a professional.**

[@jaegercat6702]

@@theguywiththeoldds3896 20 seconds really

[@Blitzkrieg_Wolf]

Fun fact: The number designation for Glocks is the patent number for that particular product, before they were known for manufacturing handguns Glock actually was solely a Polymer product producer until the Austrian government put in a bid for a new service pistol. The designator for the product would start with 1 and continue incrementally through to the next product they patented... the 17th patent was the Glock handgun.

[@Alecfisher01]

Fun fact: you know siege is in a terrible state when Russian badger no longer plays

[@thewalking4473]

I was wondering if anyone else said this.

[@mistypig]

“That it’s magazine capacity was 17 was… serendipity”

[@thewalking4473]

@@mistypig HAHA, some good Ahoy. You're a man of culture.

[@mistypig]

@@thewalking4473 And to you, too

[@retroguts]

Oh my god, you literally made the people at Opera GX realize TABG was free even though it has been for months. They just added it to the free games list

[@raivismierins3550]

yoo didnt notice thanks!

[@cortezboose446]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@yodavanckart]

Well, not on xbox

[@justaclone2825]

I like how badger is basically controlling game developers to add things in games! We the people need a crocodile shark hybrid skin in the Halo games! …or……every game!!!

[@artisanfps]

@@yodavanckart tabg isnt on xbox though...

[@NightOfTheNinja22]

i hope everybody got the refrence of him saying that its not about the money, spiderman

[@Wanda_FridayNightFunkin]

I want a second Chanel where it's just badger giving paleontology lessons in sfm with his motion capture suit. Imagine how hilarious it would be.

[@burnmarshm3ll071]

I wonder if tabg gonna cost money on console because I seen pc games go on console and then go from free to like 10-25 dollars

[@darkraisprodigy3696]

To that's be fuckin cool af. Marine biology's best friendo

[@Diamondarcher3]

We need a petition

[@PrinceApollo117]

@@burnmarshm3ll071 Destiny 2 did the same thing, just backwards

[@burnmarshm3ll071]

@@PrinceApollo117 damm

[@Dirkfothree2011]

They turned badger into a voice line, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[@Omorihandle]

Grouse... Grouse... Wake up grouse we need to make a tabs video, (drinks guacamole gamer fart)

[@krosskreut3463]

Fuk sorry, i mean, 11:04

[@recruitlegionary5552]

Dey put da budger in da gem

[@VRTXProductions]

Badger is just the Reality Stone that stretched itself and now I’m scared what the other stones look like and pray they never come together to meme us out of existence but damn will it be a blast

[@TheKidWithPr0blems]

It’s crazy how it has already been 2 years, time flies by and it brings memories Funny vid 😂 👍

[@renatoalvisto8791]

I'm kinda annoyed that badger didn't add the part where Saltigue wrecked him in the final battle by launching him out of bounds just when Badger was about to one hit kill Saltigue with his Axe.

[@markman6105]

What is the time stamp on the stream?

[@thesupernoob2780]

@@markman6105 wanna know too

[@kurddles416]

where is the sauce

[@VideoViewer8247]

@@kurddles416 No no, where is the swaws

[@itzyaboihugs5212]

the sheer imagination that Badger is dancing alone, without music in his room, wrapped in his MoCap suit, is sad and hilarious at the same time

[@hamology]

I like to imagine he spend his whole day wearing the MoCap suit even when he isn’t recording

[@spawn816]

It’s respectable

[@thechroniclesofcriss942]

one-man animation studio

[@maijethemage2501]

"Who sees trash and is like 'Imma eat dat'?" Raccoons.

[@dryfox11]

Pfp checks out

[@zarax6826]

@@dryfox11 yes it does

[@blackgem12]

Raccoons tend to have the brains to back that up so they don’t do stupid shit like turtles.

[@SergeantDipaolo]

Watching saltigue get obliterated by a sniper reminded me of one of badgers payday vids where someone got a .50 through their skull

"What the fuck is this branding" Actually, Glocks are named after the patent number. That's why the Glock 17 is the Glock 17: it was the 17th patent.

[@Eatmydbzballs]

Thank you mikeburnfire for telling me this.

[@walkingglasses6264]

@@Eatmydbzballs bruh same lmao, love their vids

[@Luke-nc6fj]

@@Eatmydbzballs I've learnt more about guns then I'd like to admit from watching those guys

[@ConradTheLonelyStump]

Just so everyone knows, Glocks are numbered after their patent: not their caliber or mag capacity. The fact that the Glock 17 has 17 rounds is just serendipity.

[@GolgariGymBro]

The fact that the Glock 45 isn't naturally chambered in .45 is the opposite of serendipity.

[@bonogiamboni4830]

@@GolgariGymBro it's like a bad version of "who's on first", there's the 44 and the 22 and the 45 and the 38 and none of them are in the correct caliber, so plinking with a 44 and home defense with a 22 make sense.

[@neolegend65]

Was just about to say

[@manydany3342]

Thank god someone knows

[@yeetguy4635]

Remember when glock release glock 44 people excited that it would be chambered in .44 mag and it was released in .22 lr. Yeah

[@ayaxmcgill635]

I'm definitely dissapointed that badger's first home defense firearm is not a smaw or a deagle chambered in 50 action express smh, what happened to "smaw is the only acceptable home defense weapon"?

[@jasonkeith2832]

Price point/comfort of use?

[@goldenhate6649]

@@jasonkeith2832 old running joke

[@ethanhall2655]

What about a musket?

[@Omorihandle]

@@jasonkeith2832 when joke

[@ppeez]

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

[@ShockwaveLogicalEditz]

1:45 Try Not To Laugh Challenge Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE

[@oslayer1616]

For me, watching Badger's content without pausing is like summoning Satan, the more I hear Gen z terminology, the more imps I see in a distance, ready to send my ass to space using a demonic shirt cannon the size of my torso.

[@cybergames3436]

The handcannon segment gave me destiny crucible PTSD, that place is just the wild west with superpowers and modern swearing.

[@ImNotMe224]

That is oddly specific, I love it

[@kubatczew757]

I like how Grouse is always portraited as Dallas. They should make a Dallas skin in this game.

[@Choujifangirl]

I’m not sure how landfall games can make that work but if they partnered with Alamir Listo that would be a fantastic idea I mean hell throw the entire payday gang in there for good measure

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

​@@ChoujifangirlAlong with all the voicelines

[@Choujifangirl]

@@ChaplainPhantasm hell yeah

[@jameskarg3240]

"Who sees trash and is like "yea, Imma eat that"?" Racoons! AKA: Trash Pandas

[@dayshon124]

H20 delirious and Snuffy : *whistles

[@JacksonWacksonFlackson]

When I heard the in game “swaus,” it sounded exactly like dipper pines.

[@douglasgoodwon8227]

Badger last time: "I'm playing with a TABG asset" Badger this time: "I *am* a TABG asset"

[@pokeblue596]

5:56 This had me crying, it’s just too perfect

[@therapy0986]

yes, maybe, no

[@MidnightSilence587]

Yes

[@gungamehero11728]

That was fucking hilarious

[@DynoSkrimisher]

What's the song that plays in the background a few seconds earlier, it's a bop

[@jayheggie9961]

@@DynoSkrimisherdid u ever find it cuz I haven’t D:

[@Throne_of_Games]

Welp, TABG now has a new meaning: This Approves Boomer Gamers We did it boys, we have a new home!

[@somax1259]

i dont get it but yeah ok XD

[@williamhutchins479]

Lol the bit at 9:05 sounds so dope if it were true ngl.

[@alexsmith7313]

50 AE is peak “I only have to hit you once, dex-nerd.” energy

[@FlauntyToaster]

What about .500 S&W?

[@cloroxusthestainlessone4324]

@@FlauntyToaster I only have to be in the same postcode

[@friendlycomradeivan5393]

@@FlauntyToaster totally anything overkill, like, I would rather fire a Barret with one hand, 500S&W SUCKS

[@TheySayImTubby]

Dex nerds are .22. Strength chads are .50AE

[@cpt.battlecock5264]

Whips out the 120 mm cannon.