This is...genuinely the worst dating show I've ever seen

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This is...genuinely the worst dating show I've ever seen

[@ohworm1169]

what does the plague bringer have for us today ☺️💖

[@anammmio]

not this

[@chimmy1161]

anything but this

[@Jekwedmensen]

never this

[@shanemartin2999]

Stop this

[@greteb1951]

Absolutely this

[@mikesmic]

1 view 100 likes omg skinny ratio xx

[@KKSASMR1]

@Actually idk COME ON SEASON SIX LETS GET SICKENING

[@xy-moron1779]

Yes bestie😫🤚

[@bea1010]

the fact that I can hear this sentence in THE Mike's mic voice

[@Fauntleroy.]

How many years until Mike has his own dating show? "Mike has his pick of 25 attractive weirdos who speak in memes..."

[@MagisterialVoyager]

Emotional.

[@Mandyn8868]

This show is the definition of "there is no known cure for heterosexuality"

[@rishitapal4172]

LMAOO

[@Woofwoof369]

PLS IM BEGGINGGGG

[@OK-hi5ym]

When she said “he is the hottest rockstar” my first thought was “what in the heterosexuality”

[@screamingbanshee1282]

I don't know who this show main audience,

[@39_paz]

@@OK-hi5ym LITERALLY!! HIM???? Meanwhile Joan Jett exists I-

[@izzymcgrath]

Why does the host look like he’s a failed billy Rae Cyrus impersonator 😭

[@SerenaPalmer]

mixed with the tiger king

[@beardpandaa]

They dressed like this in 80s hair rock bands. It's a certain look that billy rae cyrus and bret michaels guy apparently wanted to keep after...

[@naomirhoja6539]

Oooohhhwoah yeaahahah *sad transition 😪*

[@aoifemay4093]

off topic but are u any relation to Katie McGrath?

[@izzymcgrath]

@@aoifemay4093 as far as I know, nope

[@user-iw7gu8rk5i]

This show is absolutely buck wild and horrible, in the third season they play ice hockey to win his love and a girl deadass gets a concussion and he is Unfazed and just continues the game.

[@user-iw7gu8rk5i]

also roxy from season 2 if ur reading this Please hit me up i can treat u So much better than that grimy ass walking bandana and hairpiece

[@darlenejufu]

just who greenlit *multiple* seasons of /this/?!?!

[@11Hand1e11]

I’m sorry THIRD season, did the women not already suffer enough???!

[@user-iw7gu8rk5i]

@@11Hand1e11 the third season is like on a Tour bus and lk i think its because they got kicked out of the old house lmaoo

[@user-iw7gu8rk5i]

@@darlenejufu someone who shouldnt see heaven tbh. the second season is way better than the first i will say that though

[@georgia9092]

Started calling it Bestiepedia and honestly there’s no going back

[@katherinelucy8913]

SO CLOSE TO BEING NOTICED BY THE KING 💖💖💖💖💖

[@georgia9092]

@@katherinelucy8913 THANKS QUEEN xxx

[@MagisterialVoyager]

Same. 😩👌

[@22joshbb]

"we probably look like brother and sister a little bit but that's hot" MA'AM

[@folieadont6870]

She must be from Alabama.

[@Loonaurtheworld]

I CAN'T DO THIS TODAY BESTIE 😭

[@MrsTiffanybau]

Sweeeet home Alabama

[@DaxG-qp3jf]

Racist vibes

[@strangeduckling]

That's GOTTA be some sick joke on the editor's part, I refuse to believe otherwise

[@karl-snarks]

"Deep in my loins" had me literally gaggin, Bret honey this is not it

[@sparkydoodle96]

No trial no plea deal straight to jail

[@DaimonSmith]

I’m gaggin....from the smell

[@MOEM123]

An absolute disgusting choice of words

[@calistusjay60]

Edgy the hedgy

[@casperbutwithaj]

Not the gay Shadow profile pic 😭😭😭

[@toxicnaware]

"I was having a lot of emotions pouring through my member" sounds like a line from a wattpad fic

[@jhart1127]

😹☕ Bruhhh my tea went everywhere ☔

[@rfldss89]

The bar is so fucking low it went through the mantle, through the core, out the other side, reached the end of the universe, into a parallel reality where it hit us in the back of the head.

[@Arri7979]

Truer words have never been typed in the existence of the internet.

[@myaatkins]

I don't think it hit our head. It when straight back to the ground and stubbed our toe.

[@panapoons6351]

The creativity I-

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

Bar so low Dante and Virgil walked across Satan and still didn't reach it

[@medetcnar9928]

“This man looks like a roblox character.” Once again bestie spilled the facts with receipts

[@Alex-fhsjfuuf]

"I was having a lot of emotions pouring through my member" 👁👄👁

[@Taayooo]

its giving wattpadd fanfic

[@pirategirl9989]

The girl who ended up winning did an Interview a few years later saying that they had chosen her to win way early on. And that she realized near the end that she didn’t even like Brett, but she ended up having to finish it anyway.

[@SpicyGelato98]

😬 Yikes.

[@cheeseisherelive753]

Yeah she was also adamant on the reunion episode that she was NOT dating him and also not at all interested.

[@jessa109]

"massive jonathan" absolutely took me OUT

[@pollypocket4323]

SAME hahaha

[@jasminmai3528]

I got the that part of the 0.4 seconds before I read this comment and when I say I CHOKED 😂😭😭😭

[@thechemicalorchestra]

😂😂😂😂

[@kairos-049]

"These women all have two things in common", bad taste and internalized mysogyny?

[@lindijohnson5679]

Me, thinking "not the loins" Mike, three seconds later: "not the loins"

[@transrightsdinosaur]

"All size six and all white" my god mike that's savage 😂

[@Jade-fw6ni]

there were a couple black women there i think - that’s a loss for the black community tho ngl 😔

[@transrightsdinosaur]

@@Jade-fw6ni true... There's definitely not enough representation for poc. I think he was just making fun of how dating shows typically have the white barbie kind of girls

[@Pidge980]

@@Jade-fw6ni u mean one?

[@tal9744]

This is an absolute win for us poc girlies. We do not want to be associated with this show.

[@juannava4532]

There was definitely segregated shows in the early 2000s, there was flavor of love then there was rock of love , then came the Charm schools. The racism has always been there.

[@littlefreakelio]

"she's gotta be hot, she's gotta be cool, she's gotta be sexy" camera pans over women who all look exactly the same

[@jas7687]

mikes mic’s mikes or if you’re in a professional environment✨ Micheals microphone’s Micheals

[@hermionestranger4964]

"He's the hottest rockstar" We have to forgive her ignorance, after all she hadn't seen Mike's Mic yet and obviously had only inferior rockstars to compare with

[@user-rz5ew2ft8h]

Mike Jagger

[@70sjiveforzeppelin19]

I can name so many hot rockers and Bret is definitely not on that list💀

[@KKSASMR1]

“it helps me to look at their faces because i can see their personality through the lenseeeee” sir what?

[@thenaynaycat]

on a diff note, I LoOooOooove your profile pic

[@DZENITA.]

that chungha bicycle intro tho

[@anushkakulkarni112]

ikrrr i was like WAIT WHA-

[@lesserafimchangedmylife]

THATS WHY IT SOUNDED SO FAMILIAR AND Y I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING KPOP OMG 💃💃

[@linhnguyen05111999]

I was like "holdd onnn"

[@aiqite]

me waiting for Mike to do a kpop video 👀👀👀👀

[@emmabruh]

Ikr, that song slapssss

[@5335hello]

caucasian flavor of love. flavor of love but flavorless 💔

[@MagisterialVoyager]

This comment sENT me bye!

[@fruitygarlic3601]

No flavor, no love. Just of.

[@person1232]

Gotta love me some crusty "of".

[@shesthebethest]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHDJSLOL

[@mcwjes]

Mayo of love. Gross on every level.

[@charlotteb.9855]

Bret Michaels looks like he’s actually a girl at coachella seeing what she’d look like as a guy in faceapp

[@ultraviolettas]

omfg

[@emilycaldecott380]

Look at Poison album covers from the 80's, it's more extreme, but you can also see why he was considered a heartthrob back then

[@blibli8276]

When I watched the miniature i thought It was a woman in a Rock costume

[@kaileyahearn6530]

this just makes me so embarrassed for my child self. when I was 8, I watched this with my mom and it was my dream to be on this show.

[@melissad4056]

It's all about the growth though! You've grown enough to be embarrassed about it

[@ectooo]

how was this allowed? the radioactivity this show emanates is dangerous for a child.

[@naomipaish9935]

That is some toxicity but iconic tho

[@niceshoelaces808]

I showed this video to my mom and told her this is what I watched when I was little and she apologized for not paying more attention to my tv usage 😭😭😭

[@ultraviolettas]

I was like 14 but I wanted to be Daisy from season 2 so bad

[@kataurobinson]

No one is mentioning the “he looks like my brother but that’s kinda hot” and girls,,, wtf

[@person1232]

“She’s gotta be hot, she’s gotta be cool” How does one become both hot and cool? No wonder why this crusty man can’t get a girl, her existence is physically impossible. 🙄 That, and his crusty personality.

[@nadiaishimwe3663]

I. Fucking love you ☠️

[@tinymxnticore]

🎵 You're hot and you're cool, you're gross and you're ole 🎶

[@cattykitty98]

thats on thermonic equilibrium

[@Wambario]

Ain’t possible I tell ya. What a decrepit creature

[@jennyumm89]

"She's gotta be lukewarm"

[@katesicle]

The word “loins” should only be allowed for translations of Homer and meat packaging labels.

[@Pomagranite167]

Pyramid, sis. U said it best, bestie.

[@ribeyeblue]

bestie i luv ur pfp

[@rayansidd_]

mikes compliment: your shirt really brings out the remi the rat from ratatouille personality in you luv xoxo

[@jas7687]

We all miss the mikes mic compliment era 😩

[@ayellowpapercrown6750]

Thanks it’s the dandruff that makes it🥰🥰

[@bw1183]

PLEASE 😭

[@ouji8809]

thank you bestie

[@itsPaulLucas]

I remember watching this when I was a kid, I honestly loved it because the girls were so messy on this show. The whole VH1 reality realm (prior to the Ryan Jenkins indicent) is tv gold. The I Love Money seasons? Iconic

[@cianooo1127]

Royalty supporting Royalty 👑

[@tishtar8676]

Why did the thumbnail have me thinking that you dyed your hair purple

[@dreamingofthemoon]

Samee

[@rossanadisalvo9663]

tell me why i looked so long for this comment lolol

[@sadmermaid]

Backlight

[@lesserafimchangedmylife]

So you’re telling me his hair ISNT dyed purple- 〰️👄〰️✋

[@feliz1443]

Same, I thought he was cosplaying as a tumblr fanfic writer

[@jaswallis]

He looks like joe exotic’s lost cousin in a bandana. What are they seeing 😭 Noah fence though

[@elliejelly8815]

I’d be ok with offending him, he’ll be ok eventually

[@steph66062]

Chung Ha at the beginning, your taste is immaculate

[@symon9847]

it goes like broom broom broom

[@serendestiny7574]

lmao imagine if he had put the "I ride it, I ride it, you like it when I ride it" part x)

[@clara-yu1er]

yup !!

[@lucia5227]

I had to do a double check

[@steph66062]

@@serendestiny7574 I would've died 💀 I love the Miyeon pfp by the way 😍

[@KellyStamps]

I watched Daisy of Love as a youngin and I swore that I wanted a full sleeve tat like her LMAO.

[@yalllouu1094]

This went from a bad day to a good day in just ten minutes and three seconds.

[@maddiepaddy2608]

Im eo glad I watched this directly after whangs new video about the broken arms

[@Silvanam444]

This show Is ICONIC. Like, top-tier reality trash show. I remember watching this alongside Flavor of love and later on a Shot of love with Tila Tequila. Watching it back, I'm surprised I saw all that madness, nudity, violence and didn`t bat an eye to it as a kid lol.

[@angh3ll202]

My gay ass was living for all the girls specifically. Charm School and Daisy of Love were evrrythingggggggg💋

[@bethanyrose1643]

I was dragged to this man's concert by my parents a few years ago and bestie......it aint it

[@dc_rocker]

i need more details bestie

[@ashleybishop3431]

We need that story time girlie!

[@MagisterialVoyager]

Sis, spill the tea on this Micheals.

[@lesbiangoddess290]

Sis, spill the tea.

[@spacegalaxy19]

Why does that sound traumatic... like... spill the tea, u damaged now? ✨

[@Riya-gy6wh]

"We look like brother and sister but that's hot" Excuse me ma'am

[@microdepression6951]

This is it, Bret Michaels broke Mike’s mic.

[@elevensoph]

thanks for dropping in the subtle "gagatrondra" at 3:02. I almost missed my daily rewatch of that clip. lifesaver honestly.

[@leahcarnevale7340]

Literally I thought your hair was purple from the thumbnail. I think I'm braindead from hours of trying to understand... anything... for my biochem class so I don't fail and then lose at life forever. Anyway. You'd look bomb with purple hair.

[@MagisterialVoyager]

Good luck with your biochem class! I'm rooting for you!

[@leahcarnevale7340]

@@MagisterialVoyager thanks that's so dang sweet! :)

[@Coochlip]

I did too lol it’s his light

[@anthonydelrosso6945]

If a pair of Ed Hardy Jeans were a television program, it would be this

[@shantanupanda1650]

You can tell something's from 00's when they got those sliding windows on a mansion

[@katetonkin2779]

It was the “emotions through my member” that sent me HOW CAN YOU LOOK DEAD SERIOUS AT A CAMERA AND SAY THAT, REWATCH IT DEAD SERIOUS AND RELEASE IT NOOOOOO

[@sarahwerkmeister7626]

"i had a lot of emotions pouring through my member" i have to go :/

[@bwaybabyrose]

The two blonde "best friends" were actually both played by Jane Krakowski. It's actually super impressive how they managed to make it look so real.

[@CMThota]

PLSSS

[@popyblack5957]

mikeeee i hope you're having a wonderful beautiful day

[@Disasterbationn]

When I was about 14 I called Fat Joe "Overweight Joseph" & made my bestie nearly pee. So I'm actually gonna have to take credit for your Massive Jonathon joke.

[@EF-kk3vh]

your mind is so powerful bff

[@charlotteheimsch4498]

Bicycle as the intro? We stan a king with taste

[@Leilani2828]

_"i was having a lot of emotions pouring through my member"_ goodbye

[@eddfrost3120]

God i remember watching this as a kid, i really don't know why VH1 and MTV were giving dating shows to such average looking guys, like some of the guys were only kinda famous

[@em84c]

Because these guys did it as promotion to revive their careers, not coz they actually wanted love. Really famous people didn't need to do cringy shows like this

[@mariomadrizz]

Mr. Mics said not today to the Straights™ as he should.

[@TheSkinnyZ]

5:03 Miss Hooters of Illinois? Trisha Paytas looks different here.

[@starvalentine2956]

I think Trisha is actually in season 2 of Rock of Love but I’m not too sure on that.

[@TheSkinnyZ]

@@starvalentine2956 I don't think so, but she interviewed Bret on her Podcast not too long ago.

[@haydenrogers28]

actual title: mic’s mike and his viewers projectile vomiting for 10 minutes and 3 seconds

[@infraredflower]

Mike was finally defeated by his one true nemesis. The Michaels

[@danielsimmich1858]

I know this was painful for you but PLEASE continue this. I don’t have the strength to find out for myself but you do!

[@seattlecryptid]

It's even funnier when a contestant from rock of love named daisy went on to get her own dating show, daisy of love.

[@abbybryant8801]

“Has anyone seen the bar?” I CACKLED. yes bestie

[@emilyepicmess8072]

The pure midwestern energy radiating from some of these women is too powerful

[@nova692]

There's a show called charm school?? Like the Barbie movie? 😂😂

[@friesxnxcoke]

"Ah yes two things.. They are size 6 and white women" Lol bestie went there.

[@natashaisabeltorressequera6364]

time to drop everything and watch michael and his microphone

[@samantha.s_youtube]

The man really said “oh lawd im about to bust” on network television

[@maggiedrew853]

I think I lost 80% of my brain cells watching this show

[@gandumthresher755]

I love how Mike looks like a English teacher from a young adult novel today, no shade just love.

[@dudamartins6732]

Huawei today’s compliment is you exude Mediterranean salad vibes

[@Eva-mo6jl]

“We look like brother and sister and that’s hot” bestie WHAT🤠🤠

[@magstpwk]

9:05....please let me leave this plane of existence

[@serpentjade_]

The straightness in those scenes sCCCARE ME

[@sadiecable8237]

Not Mike pulling a Gordon Ramsey at Amy’s baking company

[@jackrussel999]

It's Christmas let's go home!

[@yen8365]

physically recoiling at his one-liners

[@Justplainsomething]

Looking back, the faux-philosophical narrative from him does seem unbearable. And Flavor of Love was also crusty, but at least Flavor Flave wasn't trying to justify his horniness with "but actually I'm intellectual and spiritual in my horniness."

[@iyadnaseer8356]

THE KING HAS BICYCLE BY CHUNGHA AS HIS INTROOOOOO

[@christianurena510]

YOU NEED TO REVIEW THIS WHOLE SERIES!!!! The sheer disgust is reason enough! I want to see you reach your breaking point with reality TV

[@saraashkir5793]

“Massive Jonathan” sent me to the moon. I am literally hopping on the moon

[@bbhsarah]

not emotions rushing through his MEMBER pls 💀😪

[@alim2038]

Giving i wanna marry harry a run for it money 💀

[@lararodriguez649]

The way that the winner gets to go on a date with a group of michaels and you weren't invited😩😩😫🙄💀🤡🤡 the audacity🤪🙄🤡

[@ananis9886]

The way my mouth opened as soon as I heard Bicycle as the intro

[@celinahatton2653]

In Australia, you only get called Big (insert name) if you are short.

[@daveha5783]

Omg this show already sounds so crusty

[@alexis-marie_9920]

It was

[@aphr0d]

I still cant believe I got to witness you blow up like this. I remember when u were less than 20k. It's so beautiful to see 🥺💞💞

[@askyourmom164]

“Oh no we gotta go” -Mike’s Mic

[@Flareon-fz3po]

"You know what, no, i am gunna leave" - Micheal Microphone

[@tishtar8676]

6:38 this look is giving me master's degree

[@valentinacanto1556]

Petition to make Mike watching all three seasons a series. I relish in the pain, second hand embarrassment and disgust these people provoke me

[@Mary-eg5hr]

Twitter bio: changed

[@izzybobizzy779]

My biggest flex is the fact that I was best friends with Bret Michaels daughter in kindergarten Wait...... His daughter was born before this show.... I met her parents together when they were married...... This show got a whole lot more interesting

[@leegornik8656]

This is the only time I'm glad that a Mike's Mic video ended

[@redspade96]

"This man looks like a Roblox character" such an unexpectedly perfect roast.

[@matrixodlum4969]

ill be honest i haven’t wanted to watch a reality show so bad as this this looks sooooo entertaining

[@Stephanie-tz4nq]

it is. top-tier trash tv.

[@brendanfoehr5086]

The third season of Rock of Love is just called Rock of Love: Bus. It takes place on a bus now.

[@gemmarebecca]

The tea runs through this man's veins I swear 🤭🤧

[@cayladeanne]

Mike really just got up and walked away. I'm in stitches 😂😂😂

[@colleenhemingway1244]

Don't forget when Megan from season 2 had a show that was called Megan wants a Millionaire that was canceled because one of the finalists murdered an ex.

[@anapaulalym]

please i need to see you do more of this one, it looks absolutely mad its so bewildering

[@hannluvs7729]

"he looks like a roblox character" plzzzz 😭💀💀

[@mollyotoole5270]

the piano music playing in the background of all the show clips makes me feel like my mind is literally fracturing. but good video, bestie

[@thelemoncafe]

not @ mike lookin fine in the second outfit with the glasses 😳😳😳

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

I can't describe how uncomfortable i was as you zoomed in on that picture

[@ALA516]

The bar is in HELL