This Is God of War

God of War is the story of Kratos as he transforms from a god of war to a god of parenthood thanks to his son, boy. This is God of War. Oh boy.
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[@jamessturrs8550]

I love that the first subtitles in the game are: Kratos: **Angry screaming**

[@Muffinman24]

Its beautiful

[@AxelEriksson_]

The vid came out 2 years ago and James sturrs commented 3months ago and then mrfluffs commented 2 weeks ago

[@jamessturrs8550]

@@AxelEriksson_ what did someone comment the same thing as me? Thanks for pointing it out but I'm not fussed

[@Bendytheboi]

@@jamessturrs8550 no one of your replys are mr fluffs and axel is talking about how late people comment on things, for example how I comment a month late on your reply to his reply

[@cortex8239]

@@AxelEriksson_ Didnt ask

[@user-nz2vk9rq6y]

Faye: So honey do you think the child is going to be a girl or... Kratos: B O I

[@samael5323]

Grandpa Dreadnought Faye*

[@evankinsella9756]

Hussam Eyad*laufey

[@Daniel-en6gj]

thats what the giants called her

[@rapid_]

There should be a dlc called Goddess of war. Then the son is called Girl, not Boy.

[@TechlinLKP]

RapidFireRocket *GIRL*

[@donnyquiz3486]

Fun fact! “Hræzlyr” literally means “fear” or “terror” in old Norse

[@dolphinpower1107]

Of course fear of lazers

[@russianknuckles7299]

atreus already told us

[@laundrybasketgamers]

Atreus says that

[@BlackEmberzz]

Boi already said that bruh

[@brightbound3309]

it's English for fucking pushover

[@X-SPONGED]

1:37 Kratos : "Only FIRE when I tell you to FIRE." Boy : "I'm sorry..." Charlie : _"Hi Sorry, I'm Dad :)"_

[@mattygee6852]

Fun fact, the voice actor of kratos did a bunch of dad jokes in his voice and that was one of them XDD

[@gandpork]

That is what he said it’s true

[@tenelum9865]

“Hi sorry, I’m dad.” -Slimecicle 2018

[@cheddarchan3289]

The video is from 2018

[@themedic4152]

@jingle boi yeet so?

[@chickenmuncher4438]

The Medic it says “slimecicle 2019”, but it was posted in 2018

[@splaterai315]

As soon as slimecicle said “hi sorry” I just closed the video

[@tenelum9865]

I fixed the 2019 thinf

[@tomosobaro]

All these jokes were so painful. I loved every minute of it.

[@douxman1]

Masochist

[@tekzil111]

U got 69 likes niceeeee edit it now has 144 likes not so nicee edit#2 now it has 161 likes

[@tomosobaro]

@@tekzil111 I know right?! It’s awesome I never gotten so many likes on a comment before.

[@putnamehere6293]

You are so right!

[@revilno]

He made the pantheon panthegone

[@LZARDKNG-dp8ys]

Yortis the tortoise had me laughing for a solid 10 minutes

[@Cutebear376]

fun fact! kratos reaction to hearing the turtles name "charlie" was the devs reaction when someone made a guide of the game calling boy "charlie" the entire time

[@sonichart1364]

Kratos: I’m going to cut off your head now. Mimir: Fair enough. Slimecicle: That’s not what I meant.

[@ReweOwner]

BOI

[@oldaccount1369]

Mjol- FAR Mjöl-NEAR I died

[@johnhedegaard9439]

fail_youtuber20 Gaming *mjølner*

[@alvinwe8396]

No, mjölner

[@leaguegaming367]

Thors axe

[@manuelborges4885]

Even though that's thors hammer

[@Stoney_Baloney]

@@leaguegaming367 Thor hammer

[@DeathlessUnion]

When you said some dad jokes I didn’t expect a whole video

[@austinosborne9745]

Hi

[@Bigkella99]

Yes, it was indeed a whole video

[@McNuggies-ff3ln]

Yea i thought the video would go out for milk and not come back

[@smugblitz5659]

Yes it is

[@The_Cascan]

You mean his channel?

[@familyaccountgilbert7781]

These dad jokes are intense, *BUT TAKIS ARE SERIOUSLY INTENSE*

[@nightowl9398]

God, getting to the summit of the wrong mountain is giving me “your princess is in another castle” vibes

[@AllthingZMas0n]

The baldur joke was so bad it was funny

[@shiny_birb2678]

so bald it was funny

[@blobvisfan666]

It took me a while to get it and boy did it strike hard.

[@michealdp587]

man the jokes are boar-ing

[@somedood07]

Welcome to Slime

[@u3534]

I chuckled lightly

[@God-Level-Threat]

"Its a great game,but I really want to uninstall right now." That is a great summary of this game. And I'm saying that as its currently my favorite game.

[@CrispyAndCaramel]

Ngl I'm confused now

[@viyemp1681]

@@CrispyAndCaramel i really wanna Uninstall this game before i get really fucking addicted.

[@anoydorang3863]

Like dark souls lol

[@ham1847]

Berserk is like god of war but more war and less god and more of

[@yogurtmale4946]

same

[@justsomerandomcosplayuwu7989]

Imagine crawling through a cave filled with skeletons and the guy with you just goes “one wrong move and we’re boned”. I would be very concerned

[@CobraGuyOfficial]

2:24 I kept replaying it! Sime's just so flipping funny

[@TheMrMister]

DUALSHOCK 4 battery level low

[@DeCarbonZo5979]

That message is like Satan to me

[@rei_dar]

Me too

[@cookiez_myman]

*no, just. NO*

[@UnclBerry]

@@cookiez_myman i have wired

[@norixya]

DUALSHOCK 4 disconnected, charge the battery

[@mageplayz4908]

“Watch out I’m going to blow out your speakers” Too true

[@leadman7600]

Or in my case blow out your headphones speakers and eardrums

[@Henry-kp6qs]

@imhere solook I hate you

[@psycholux5153]

@imhere solook shut.

[@topmalk]

@imhere solook who hurt you?

[@bennypatrick6535]

Hello my name is Mr. "Watch out I'm gonna blow out your f*cking speakers"

[@finnybrace4144]

3:36 gotta love that hollow knight soundtrack

[@hollygonie2766]

Yeah

[@lunchpunchcrab32]

It's a lake dumbass.

[@Vexatious_Humanoid]

(Two years late lol) I almost gasped when I heard it- I legit did not expect it.

[@Brick_Eater_]

0:05 "I think it should be apparent..." Get it, cause Kratos has a son now?

[@godzilla360mlger4]

When Atreus gets angry and faints you should of said “GOD OF SNORE”

[@glitchlaboratorys6116]

Godzilla360MLG ER nice

[@bep935]

With comments like these, you might as well call yourself the God of Bore.

[@evanmaguire2688]

God of floor.

[@nyctoph1le666]

Atreus do you mean B O I

[@evanmaguire2688]

@@nyctoph1le666 not very funny anymore mate. Sorry.

[@logmouth]

I want God of More

[@wmoros4902]

logmouth yame

[@alexgrosu7355]

logmouth when he is in the boat he is God of Oar

[@justice5080]

@@alexgrosu7355 oar is he?

[@evanmaguire2688]

And the cutscenes are god of *bore*

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

@@evanmaguire2688 more like bore ragnarok

[@ehmehsmeh824]

Highest point in the lands are the God of war sales charts. Rdr2: are you sure about that? Spider-man: ahem* Cyberpunk: just you wait.

[@humannomore7759]

And we'll keep waiting

[@lutan4867]

Avengers: oh that's cute. Assassins creed: keep talking. Call of duty: uh huh. Lego star wars Skywalker saga: so we just saying things that are wrong now.

[@lutan4867]

@Lt_OnionRings no that's wrong

[@lutan4867]

@Lt_OnionRings he's not an assassin he's just in an assassins creed game

[@lutan4867]

@Lt_OnionRings because they decided to make a game about Vikings

[@goobi8881]

I like how, Slimecicle's constant axe throwing at that 1 enemy forshadowed Kratos's repeatedly punching Heimdall.

[@alexbenavidez4500]

10:21 This bit just absolutely killed me.

[@nothintoseehere5437]

same lol

[@MariusBoss11458]

Like Bite me didn't do it already better

[@shrektheoverlorde5455]

I don’t think anybody gets the joke

[@HuyNguyen-ll9gz]

@@shrektheoverlorde5455 Tf you talking about, of you don’t need a brain to know the joke yet you are incapable of that

[@attorney19]

"You can't hear pictures" 4:06

[@musicminerplaylister759]

I THINK IT NEEDS ABOUT TREE 50

[@Thugshaker101]

Smort 100

[@nintendowolf]

Love that pfp

[@Cursed_peppa]

I got jumpscared thank you

[@Imabobdabob]

The dad jokes couldn’t be that bad- Me 5 seconds later: AAAA-

[@ginoforest9465]

the jokes: cringe my laughs: also cringe thanos: everythings perfectly balanced... as it should be

[@roguecodes]

“It’s the jehovah’s witnesses, they’re here to talk about-JESUS CHRIST”

[@kamakrazy5837]

I died at that part along with the balder joke which is a refrence to a Norse god who can't die

[@shadowbane7401]

EGAMER and that wouldn't be Loki

[@kamakrazy5837]

@@shadowbane7401 👊

[@raylathemoonshadowelfassas1052]

I'm learning how to play the piano but I just can't seem to hit the Loki

[@charliel.3631]

That hurt me ... emotionally

[@kashk7173]

When cratos said boi that was so impactful my favourite quote from any video game

[@SgtFunBun]

kratos*

[@Person-ts6jy]

Thats Kratos guy probably doesn't like crates as much as Cratos (Also Im pretty sure the misspelling was because of the crate joke in the video)

[@koalakekkle4276]

It’s Kratos

[@fuckyoutubecomments7530]

Hippocrates hippokratos

[@antroxio9945]

Big mcthankies

[@djtabor]

10:54 this is what it feels like to try and grapple anything as Path Finder in Apex

[@AlexSmith-tz2lf]

I am going through another play of this and your video came up. I just absolutely love these videos dude. Keep this stuff coming.

[@demoknight.]

him: "I'm giving you a warning now" me: "Oh well, how bad can it b-" him: "Because it's gonna be quite *apparent* me: ...

[@steelbear2063]

Me : subscribed

[@kram_nore2638]

Kratos: "Boy what do yo call a deer without eyes". Boy: "What" Kratos: "no EYEdia"

[@kamakrazy5837]

No you call it free dinner duh

[@frosty925]

More like no EYEDEER

[@thefatherland7063]

HA THAT IS JUST WOW YOU ARE JUST HILARIOUS WHAT A GUT BUSTER

[@GalaxiaY]

Kram _nore oof that almost killed me

[@animalsaredelicious7233]

Buh dum tsh

[@danielgoldberg8214]

This is still one of Slimecicle's best pieces of art

[@lancedean5910]

11:13 I'm sorry but that was way funnier then it should have been, omg it's like 10, it is way to late for me to laughing like this.

[@FatPaque]

I've watched this twice, and both times I expected "God of Floor" instead of "God of Passing Out."

[@godofdoor6558]

what about me

[@evanmaguire2688]

@@godofdoor6558 FACK OOF

[@godofdoor6558]

@@evanmaguire2688 make me

[@evanmaguire2688]

@@godofdoor6558 qğěsßćhłœøpývčzžčxđ§jř

[@godofdoor6558]

@@evanmaguire2688 *#&[+00×&?",:#*(!*@&#&×

[@user-pp2se8ho3s]

11:51 Slime: I did it! Boy: really?

[@alpha_jasperflair1097]

Great timing

[@Bro-wv2se]

This was my first Slimecicle video and it made me fall in love with his content

[@jeremiahscott2032]

10:21 gets me every time

[@painfullythicc7680]

8:43 "You were never one of us, You were nothing but a usurper. My eyes have been opened,let me help you to see Slayer."

[@SloppyJoe-ke7gq]

Aye, Doom eternal reference!

[@raiden168]

*I approve*

[@TheSignificantHarassment2]

69 likes

[@Yaboii2006]

I see what you did there

[@TheSignificantHarassment2]

@Kingston Pitchforth until it is done

[@hunterblue2465]

Frog of war the only thing that can beat full power shaggy

[@piggybankss]

Hunter Blue ah hehe but can it beat 100.000000000001% power shaggy? 🤔

[@hunterblue2465]

pørkÿ pįg mabye

[@piggybankss]

Hunter Blue w0t

[@xman9354]

cod of war is better

[@justsomepepperwithinternet2788]

Ot shand in my shoes

[@negachin2948]

This whole game’s plan is literally just, no not yet, we need to do one more thing

[@williamcruz3611]

The zip line part had me in tears bol!!!! Great video, very funny.

[@confusedcaptain350]

Shoulda put a dad joke counter

[@SSM24_]

but you can only put a finite amount of text in a video

[@andrewstirling2051]

Dad pun count: 3 Stupid pun count: infinite

[@dungeoncrawlinggamer]

Mr dad=Kratos

[@marcakut1911]

Confused Captain ii

[@agressapenguin6289]

Confused Captain P

[@EldritchDoodler4828]

Man, those puns were God-TYR. Hey, I knew it was bad, but no need to cry about it. Wipe those TYR’s away.

[@juliensmith8535]

I'm not crying I'm just TYRing up

[@dareal0g514]

This pun is great, not TYRable

[@tycoon8796]

You're a TYRant :(

[@Bruh-bb5tn]

Bad more like TYRible

[@Novawarp809]

This makes me want to TYR my eyes out

[@CoasterHorizons]

honestly i'm mind blown that you can come up with so many dad jokes

[@Amerceus]

The Baldur pun hurt so much, but I loved it.

[@Bonez4127]

11:15 I laughed so hard I pulled a muscle.

[@alexbenavidez4500]

REACH FOR ME BOI FIND ME ON THE OTHER SIDE

[@catzlatan]

Same

[@punkphoenix4881]

Memento mori

[@HomeMade_Laminations]

ME TOO 🤣

[@alexandergabrielalqueza3640]

He ascended in Olympus once again

[@untouchedmilk9107]

“This isn’t God of War...” Me seeing the serpents agape mouth: ‘God of Jaw.’ “God of Vore.” Me: oH

[@MrBreast-]

God of horse

[@for3stspirit]

I was thinking God of Oar.

[@alcorthewise3512]

More like God of Vore

[@nutegunray1618]

pfft clearly never beat god of war in the cod of war outfit in previous games

[@ethanhill851]

Dad of war

[@spyingvortex8066]

"The godly power of passing out" That's his passive ability

[@anidhyasharma2649]

0:55 Mr Kratos I dont feel so good!

[@ethanfaucett1662]

9:30 Boi is the god of floor

[@him-in4ov]

But Neymar is already god of floor

[@sabatariq3297]

mr. no name Gaming if someone falls it doesn’t mean their a god of floor

[@sabatariq3297]

Then almost everybody is a god of floor coz they stand On the ground

[@MuhammadAli-rs7jq]

That true

[@gusgem4702]

God of snore!

[@Nohamburger]

"It's all about teamwork... that's why I named you Atreyus. Not Atreyme or Atreyu... Faaaalkoooooor" 9/10 quality joke :'D

[@imazombieable]

Atreyu is a pretty decent band

[@mybadhighlights2939]

Nohamburger Atreus (am I gonna get wooshed

[@blobvisfan666]

@@mybadhighlights2939 No because him spelling it wrong wasn't the joke.

[@Crimson-caption]

More like betreyus

[@coolman92386]

9:25 God of Floor

[@Niznosleep]

When ever im sad I rewatch this .

[@gmaxsteel2547]

6:50 the song and the actions.. I'm dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣

[@charmedtrout3578]

What’s that song called? I’m rewatching this video and I heard that music

[@nuggettheory3409]

@@charmedtrout3578 I’m hungry like the wolf

[@dr.bright6272]

@@nuggettheory3409 another dad joke in song form!

[@badboy-18]

@@nuggettheory3409 thanks a lot I wanted to know the name of that for so long

[@smokingcrablmao]

3:36 anyone notice the dirtmouth theme from Hollow Knight?

[@hollygonie2766]

Yeah ikr?

[@TPK_MAKG]

my people

[@nikolassaersten]

YES

[@greyprincebidoof]

Yep

[@galvetheirondragon1929]

Yerp. The theme is great. It's like a calming emptiness

[@ryder2156]

This video and your challenges on this game made me want to get this game

[@valeelens]

7:59 jesus that is terrifyingly hilarious

[@dogeramsey9154]

_Press R1 to swing the Leviathan axe_ *UMPH* *HUUGH* *AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH*

[@newpancakeman]

Kratos: "What's he saying!?!" Slimecicle: "I don't knwo but I think he needs about tree fiddy!"

[@mysteryhaze2593]

That's a South Park reference. I died when I heard that. 😂

[@Unbeatablekingdm]

Your commentary makes every game better😊

[@orimoss-rendell3991]

I just started playing this game again and im loving it.

[@IchigoKurosakicool]

*OMAEWA MOU SHINDERU IN NORSE IDK*

[@quantum174]

Lucifer's son Du er allerede død

[@rala5772]

Þú ert nú þegar dauður!

[@thefox2888]

y

[@rax1448]

Skulle lige til at sige det.

[@azaisdavid8742]

Lucifer's son t

[@gioiscool1575]

“Nothing wrong with elves” *shows picture of Zelda Extreme Zelda fan-“Uh, Zelda is actually a hylian

[@back2skewl]

HIS nAmE IS LiNk

[@vuvuzela4570]

Zelda is the true heir of goddess hylia...that’s why she has super powers

[@corvusvocatio]

still an elf

[@JelllieWitch]

@@corvusvocatio wow, youre so edgy and cool

[@everettmartin5647]

You are that fan, aren't you?

[@noobsgang9803]

this is by far,my favorite video in this channel

[@veganmeateater6876]

Why is nobody talking about 10:30, I loved this joke

[@aukiio]

5:01 "One wrong move, and you're boned" *Megalovania start playing*

[@fawn_dazzler9875]

5:01 would be better to use, here ya go! S' triggering at how its Just passed already of having said it

[@aukiio]

Fawn_ Dazzler Oof thanks for the time I think I typed it wrong lol

[@occasionalart7597]

10:03 In swedish it's: "Du är redan död"

[@azixaris8684]

i like that atreus is always referred to as "boy" in almost the entire game

[@crispywater9276]

Everytime I hear Dirtmouth there is nothing but tranquility within my mind

[@derekmensch3601]

The THX joke was what killed me

[@SirHadoken]

Helljumper Bravo-16 Holy hell that one had me doubled over

[@ItsMzPhoenix]

AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@babygutpa]

4:08 "I think it needs about tree fity" 😂 I get it 🙂

[@uberkind-412]

Ah not again loch Ness monsta

[@erickck240]

“Deity of Conflict”

[@S1mp1yAnIdiot]

8:17 FROG OF WAR RAGNAROK

[@rsvng]

10:05 lost the opportunity to say “I’m not the Gears of War”

[@rassest]

Pretty good

[@thnriese2787]

2:18 Sounna Föcka you too xD, im laughing so hard

[@sirprivateplump9386]

Can’t wait for part two

[@specs8859]

I loved your use of the hollow knight music when you were in the lake

[@dirtyharry0191]

The voice actor for Kratos beat you to it with that "Hi sorry I'm dad" joke

[@blonded_458]

Atreus out here passing out more than Jason grace

[@colemidgley8411]

Super Taco Memes ahahaha brilliant

[@justinmatthew8885]

You are my new favorite person

[@justsomenerd826]

Noice

[@cattolord33]

Jared Lilley the heroes of olympus

[@lps5351]

Super Taco Memes why did you have to call him out like this man

[@haxavage156]

This is how I discovered slimes channel I’d say it was a good first introduction to this melting pot of madness

[@mcperez7530]

Those are the most painful yet funny jokes I've ever heard

[@ditron991]

12:05 Mr. Zeus I don't feel so good...

[@justabiscuit1794]

Old Whoa D - you should have said odin, this is norse mythology

[@utoresa5193]

MrBoi I don't feel so good

[@sweetchilli9900]

Nah Zeus would shit on Odin

[@sweetchilli9900]

Zeus gonna come back and shit on everyone

[@undeadinside3571]

@@sweetchilli9900 god i hope so

[@CxelSound]

I waited... all video... and I’m severely disappointed in the lack... of “lemme axe you a question.”

[@thequagiestsire]

Now I know why you’re the God of War. Because I’m dying in laughter from all these puns.

[@catwithaneyepatch]

2:18 oh god im crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jacobgaul2004]

6:04 kills me Everytime

[@kimoselkie]

Yes

[@Diplop1a]

Not funny didn't laugh

[@lanceawesomeness2221]

So Funny Did Laugh

[@remedy07]

Funny, I cum

[@SloppyJoe-ke7gq]

YoU ClImBd ThE wRoUnG mUoNtAiN, FuCkAsS!

[@TheSkullstorms]

B O I dies in infinity war

[@tortellium3750]

SkullStorms NOOOOOOOOOOO

[@uknowwho4497]

SkullStorms And Boi dies in Supernatural almost the same time with the Boi in infinity War. 😂

[@eatassgainmass]

Wasn't as sad as dr phil's death

[@dylan_is_idiot4174]

This was the most purest of slimecicle you'll get, the This Is videos.

[@yo.kenzie46]

my favorite part 1:58 literally, the way he just falls 😭😭😭

[@MrRoombastic]

1:44 with this pause you can almost hear the pain slime felt while making this joke

[@sub2glumpclaw715]

Arnt all your jokes dad jokes

[@VeEmAAAAn]

more like BAD jokes

[@sub2glumpclaw715]

Vee Man you sicken me

[@VeEmAAAAn]

i actually love his jokes. i just strive to be more like him

[@sub2glumpclaw715]

Vee Man That’s even worse

[@Liminal-Scum]

hi jokes I'm Dad

[@ProfNatanel]

Baldur is that one door to door salesman who won’t take “no” for an answer

[@gokdude]

Dude I felt this in my childhood. Good job

[@_Cohuna]

10:21 that caught me so off guard, can't stop laughing.

[@justanotherweeb7403]

The Thumbnail is Gold...

[@therandomdickhead5744]

Danyeal Blackdeer God of thumbnails

[@RjGoombes]

Your pfp is PLATINUM

[@S1mp1yAnIdiot]

All these jokes were so funny i laughed so hard that i got in trouble :)

[@betterthanmylastusername5927]

This is just the regular amount of puns and dad jokes I don’t know what the warning was for