This is how you can STILL win without the run button | Walkies TWO

[@SimpleFlips]

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[@FluteWarped]

yo waddup

[@fidelrodriguez4000]

yo waddup

[@leadkite]

yo waddup

[@Doggeta69]

Yo whaddup

[@CrustyFox87]

yo waddup

[@marioman1242]

Matt, Nolan, please oh PLEASE add a speedrun-like timer every time SimpleFlips holds somebody at the beginning of the round with milliseconds and everything so we can see EXACTLY how long some people will tolerate just being held and not moving. Imagine a "hold opponent at the start of the round" leaderboard. Walkies evolution!

[@missbelled6700]

GRABBIES IS REEEEEEAAAL

[@Fire_82]

THIS PLEASE IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

[@dillonmoore9810]

even after reading this i'm still going to laugh my ass off the instant it pops up if that edit ever happens, too fucking real, needs split titles too.

[@pikafan100]

Hell yeah

[@connormckenna-preston704]

Grabbies that's brilliant! And the idea too shout out to you both!!

[@lamergamer8211]

I absolutely adore the “see how long I can hold the opponent at the start” bit.

[@pogmom]

Best part of every video imo

[@AlphaetusPrime]

Some things are more important than winning

[@kaisercheese4011]

I think holding people for too long is what caused his legs to break

[@WheatGrinding]

He could turn the series into Huggies

[@MH_Binky]

It's indicative of how much healthier this is than the original walkies series. There was so much stress and tension in it that he had to win every match that he could, that a loss could be so devastating, that winning was often more important than enjoying the video game. But now that he's beaten the game, that pressure isn't there. He can goof off as much as he wants because a loss in Walkies 2 is still succeeding at what the series is here for. Not to say that the original series was bad or, you know, actually unhealthy, it was one of my favourite things to watch. I'm just glad he's able to enjoy this victory lap in such a cathartic way. Also yes, it's extremely funny thing to do.

[@taco2588]

I was wondering why there weren't many comments but then I realized It was too new It was too new

[@Zepeup]

Tuna

[@boltlight1244]

It was Tew new

[@irlporygon-z6929]

it was tuna??

[@bread_dawg]

Tuna fish.

[@helm2505]

🐟

[@a2rhombus2]

I can't really express how awesome it is to have walkies again after so long. And I love how much more chill it feels now. The grind from A to S in the last walkies honestly got really stressful

[@icegod4849]

While I do think chill walkies is nice, personally I think that the stressful walkies was such a cinematic expereience. Every release was anticipated, just hoping to either break even or make progress. It added stakes, loss, and kinda have more of a momentus story to it. Obviously living up to the hype wouldn't be feasible the second time so ultimately I think this is for the best and this chill walkies is honestly a load of fun.

[@GL_099]

Holy shit it's my buddy A2Rhombus in the wild

[@beesree39]

omg rhomby...

[@Koupip]

You know why it was so stressful? It's because the series was too new it was too new

[@a2rhombus2]

@@GL_099 holy shit

[@Momomansion]

18:43 I genuinely thought the mic cut was part of the bit. Had me dying when he plugged it back in

[@SolaceCafe]

Same I was laughing so hard

[@emidemi7211]

it KILLED me dude. I feel like it made the joke several times funnier haha

[@BalthorYT]

When I realized it wasn't intentional I started laughing HARDER oh my god, i was wheezing by the end

[@WikiED]

The very first match of the very first episode is prob still the best clip out there. The ultimate BONUS experience for the other guy as you casually walk to the end.

[@walugusgrudenburg3068]

Second-best. Nothing beats LUIGI RAN AWAY

[@ampisbadatthis]

SimpleFlips in an alternate universe where running is slower than walking: "we've hired a clown to explain the rules of runnies" clown: "You run instead of walking" *clown noise*

[@exzacktly3740]

25:32 Bro ACTUALLY manifested the exact level he wanted and won it after. Wild.

[@SimpleFlips]

Bro I forgot I said all of that in ten seconds so your comment made me rewatch the level. Wow.

[@StrikeReyhi]

dude I was thinkin how he got exactly what he asked for

[@adre2194]

​@@SimpleFlips you mean in a tecond

[@superdan3005]

Walkies for Christmas? This is the greatest gift a man could give

[@jruler93]

We got vertical levels, we got opponents with no business losing to Walkies losing to Walkies, we got Simple holding people at the startv of the level, we got Tetris, we got Jake, we got the Apex PC sponsor, we don't got ½ a car but it was mentioned. It's a Walkies Christmas after all.

[@rinalinsky]

i wasn't really having a good christmas so thank you simple for this lovely walkies upload making it slightly better.

[@SimpleFlips]

Merry late Christmas!

[@rinalinsky]

@@SimpleFlips thanks simple, merry christmas to you too, your uploads always improve a low mood.

[@Monikitty24]

Hope things get better for you 💜

[@mae_lia]

as someone who was around for the start of walkies and anxiously awaited every new episode, having walkies 2 is great. I love the chill vibe for the sequel

[@Mega_bro_1500]

SIMPLE THE LIGMA HAT CAME IN THE MAIL AND WERE SO TWINNING MERRY CHRISTMAS ILY

[@GigaBoost]

What's ligma hat

[@Mega_bro_1500]

@@GigaBoost Ligma balls

[@LunarLambda]

well, for $500k you can probably invite Jay-Z to dinner, but if you go to prison not only do you not need to pay for rent or food, but you get to be cellmates with Jay-Z and have dinner with him every single day. That's the real investment

[@rane3522]

I feel like Simple has some sort of quota to meet. He seriously quotes Stan at least once in every video, and this one was only 35 secs in.

[@MrTheMasterX]

Simple unplugging the mic for the mom joke was perfect accidental timing.

[@novum2915]

Dang what even is a Walkie? Maybe what is written on his hat holds all the answers...

[@YEs69th420]

Do not ask about the hat, don't even think about asking about the hat. If you read this comment, unread it.

[@jeremyabbott4537]

What are you talking about there's nothing on his head

[@novum2915]

@@jeremyabbott4537 Ohhh I must be *dreaming*

[@peanutbuttercracker1]

@@novum2915 *Ethan's dream*

[@futuramarox789]

ngl dawg straight up thought you meant the 'M' on red guy's hat

[@alexread6767]

I'm loving the little rhymes like thanks and ranks or obstacle and lobstercle Feels like more bars than usual, but i could be wrong

[@IDSearcher]

Reading "BARS?!?" in that Simpleflips Bingo card changed him forever

[@SolaceCafe]

You could be wrong and long

[@SailorLoonie]

One of my favorite features of the KZbin mobile app is the ability to quickly forward or reverse the video one tecond at a time c: Had to do that a few times this video, I love this series so much!

[@ramdog2536]

pro tip: you can change it to five seconds (half a tecond) in youtube settings

[@BalthorYT]

@@ramdog2536 Half a tecond, we got half a tecond guys

[@TheMirksta]

It's crazy how accurate Simple's old assertion of 'If I win I will like the level without thinking' still is

[@HiSodiumContent]

42:34 Certified "Does this claw grab mario?" moment.

[@Matt_From_2006_Game_Wii_Sports]

I started my Walkma journey earlier this year, and it's nice to see some of the people I fought against now fighting you.

[@shinyhunteralec]

Hi matt

[@refined-p6f]

What's walkma?

[@Randomlollis]

18:25 actual unironic Deus Ex Machina. God came from the machine and Toad was smitten by nemesis at the apex of his hubris!

[@dreeg1896]

Smote. Smitten means in love, my guy.

[@VictorFusion]

I'm telling you, the burger IS THERE*-. Stop not using your eyes!

[@SnowflakeVee]

bottom left

[@blorblin]

there*

[@TurbopropPuppy]

their what?? THEIR WHAT?!

[@CillmaCuvas]

minor spelling mistake, mods, extreme flip him.

[@TroboTicTac]

Their what?

[@jesusgaming1967]

I love you for bringing walkies back I’ve been trying to fill the void with other smm content but nothing has compared

[@HUnewearI]

13:48 I think about Walk Hard on an almost weekly basis. Really an inspiration to the challenge as a whole, walk hard down lifes rocky road.

[@Tech_Marauder]

A sen tecond is not to be confused with a centecond, which is 100 econds.

[@Yuti640]

I'm gonna be honest, this series has been a boon to my life, things are so miserable lately and every few days it's so nice to just put on Walkies and not really have to think about life Thank you Simpleflips, i'm sure it's comparatively nothing to you but I hope making one person's life better plays a part in making doing this worth it

[@Chaosdroid]

The chill guy segments are so fuckin funny, and this one was such a jumpscare

[@lovesbug]

1:36 things are WHAT as smooth as possible?

[@genuinejoe2103]

Hahahaha fucking legendary comment

[@jaysefgames1155]

IHoldYou is gonna be the name for Walkies 3 when Mario 3 releases during Christmas in July.

[@scrublord09]

Something about holding everyone at the start of stages had me thinkin' "Do you want me to hold you in my special arms?" from that romhack that asked if you wanted to "hold the moment in your arms" when you got a star.

[@Gizzardx0]

Thank you Simpleflips for this amazing addition to the "Broken Legs" Super Mario Maker KZbin series.

[@Gelfling66]

18:43 Actual lore accurate representation of what happened to Toad lmao

[@tylerharper5306]

There needs to be a section on the wiki dedicated to losses caused by holding people

[@Tech_Marauder]

Somebody should make a post analysis podcast on this series and call it “Talkies”

[@IndyGibb]

I love that Walkies is back. I thought it would never be, but it is. This is the best series on the channel and I’m glad to see it get a season 2.

[@roryrainbow77]

I like how Simple asked for a jungle gym and got the most jungle gym level of all time

[@Alexifeu]

U always make my day Simple. Keep Walccing.

[@rojastegulu]

SImpleflips in an alternate universe: here is the leaderboard of the tetris match I just played where I said I was going to show the leaderboard full of bots

[@MyNameIs8Ball]

the reason 60 seconds gets a special word but 10 doesnt is because we get most of our system for counting time from the babylonians, who counted in base sixty as opposed to the common modern base ten. ten seconds would just be a sixth, not anything worth uniquely naming.

[@aa9945]

imagine calling urself a baby lotion

[@pseudomiracle]

simple killing it with the jokes in this one, from lobsters to quoting phoon and making melee references what a great entertainer he is

[@Syyrik]

Lag switching that mario was crazy

[@yeetyeet6015]

Merry christmas simpleflips!

[@JammyJam5588]

It is now written in the stars In Sables will appear again when you're almost S rank, body you and send you on the biggest loss streak of your career due to 5:54

[@Innuya]

Did the audio get crunchier at 41:51 for anyone else?

[@AshtirRedwood]

Nah it definitely did get some kinda c r u n c h

[@shooby9496]

47:54 - "I'm about to own you, watch this." "Oh ho, but it's not you that's got me it's--" *Jumps over warp box* "Me that's got me 😢"

[@deoplo5988]

25:33 lmao that's gotta be a reference to that one vs level that Simple and friends played that nobody could finish for like five minutes

[@DoomerSlice]

dude before I even started watching this video I thought to myself "I should make a joke about how I don't even know what Walkies is and they should really hire someone to explain it like a crossover with the uncleared bit" and only five damn seconds into the video and Simple goes "cool idea!" and does that exactly that

[@MightyReeN]

We all walk, but he's a professional walker

[@Shibanu_]

Thank you so much simpuru for the walkies fan service. I feel weirdly nostalgic for the walkies series and my own time playing MM2 versus. Even though it hasn't been that long ago.

[@j0elyb3an]

18:45 the audio just cutting off is my favorite bit

[@serialexperimentslain]

I'm so happy to see this much walkies.

[@MrMisterDerp]

Broken legs learning to walk again is one of the greatest moments of mario maker history, what a hero he is

[@TheGeekRex]

Another Walkies episode? It's a Christmas miracle!

[@cap6733]

6:58 that blue diamond mii was crazy it was really well made

[@squimpled]

8:47 on it boss 🫡

[@QuietSandshrew]

Merry Christmas to everyone and Yo waddup!! Shoutouts to Timothy HD and Jacobballs55

[@--Glory--]

hamb urger .!

[@extrasavoirfaire2882]

Thanks for the Christmas Walkies. Nice to watch while I'm sick at home instead of doing holiday festivities and/or cheer.

[@KaijuofSteel]

Love me a Christmas episode of SSrokenlegs

[@kylehughes2523]

what a wonderful christmas eve gift, thank you simpleflips

[@brunkosproogle5046]

Simpleflips definitely has one of the most interesting minds of any human I’ve ever seen

[@louisbowels6858]

Thanks for walking you're our hero but never forget +0

[@Hopper0723]

Merry Christmas Simple !!!

[@ethylmold]

Every time I forget about the Ethan bit it comes up again and I get the most insane whiplash

[@SPOOKYGAMERchannel]

WHATS WITH THE HAT *gets sent to the shadow realm*

[@KingLaZrButBad]

i'd watch a full tetris 99 video

[@SepulcherGeist]

He literally asked for four players, a jungle-gym of a level, with floating ice blocks and note blocks, and it featured small gaps he had to jump to win. He got the exact level he asked the universe for and didn't even notice.

[@BreadAccountant]

13:50 Broken Legs is so yesterday, it's time for Loving Arms

[@ismaelhuu3306]

You should hire someone to explain what "walkies" is

[@sahazra]

Damn, Simple's really on his villain arc. He may have broken legs, but he does not deserve better parking.

[@PixelHead777]

phillipbankss continues to be the goat that made the chill guy and I HOPE you remember this!!!!!!!

[@cosmicmatt]

*Banks* wants to empty the *banks,* fill all our streets with *banks* and run a *bank* making operation out of his *banks.*

[@kitealaster]

Can't wait for the Walkies spin off series Holdies where you just hold someone as long as you can.

[@rileymoore7025]

Merry Walkmas to all and a Happy Two Year!

[@emidemi7211]

I don't know if I've said this yet, but Walkies has been my favorite series on the channel. I'm so happy that it's back. (and we really are flying through the ranks this time! my word! 🐜)

[@devinusleton6634]

Simple flips is actually stuck in a speed(1994) situation where if he stops walking he explodes

[@jmorgan7959]

Merry Christmas Mr Flips

[@nateleavy5189]

I think simple pulled out the idiot card more in this video than recently. Nostalgia

[@octron7288]

Yesterday my dad was playing a football videogame, and casually it bugged so he couldn't use the run button. I immediately thought of Walkies

[@watsonwrote]

"Nice Luigi's ass. Shut up Luigi." line of the year

[@BanderManderVI]

You're telling me they chose "decasecond" over "decond"?

[@shiru5354]

Merry Christmas Mr Flips, thank you for the Christmas walkies episode

[@Whoopingcoughalig]

MORE WALKIES THIS IS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

[@Gumbone_Dumb]

i actually can't believe walkies lost out in the pole fr one of the best things on youtube

[@Blutzen]

As a proud owner of TWO Walkies pins I gotta tell you I am very excited about Walkies TWO.

[@localrice_art]

three walkies video in a row??!! (it’s a christmas miracle)

[@quoththeraven_]

simple calling out the jungle gym with ice blocks and note blocks and four players right before it showed up is actually insane

[@gabelopez2602]

i’m really curious about that hat… but something’s telling me i shouldn’t ask… i love walkies so much, especially how much more you just goof off this go around. feels more like you’re just here to have fun

[@gronolacircus]

Reason for comment: the video was t o o n e w .

[@ianwalker2259]

Merry Christmas Mr.Flips!

[@si-ficentral9562]

Christmas miracles do really happen

[@buttermilkranch6159]

I think it depends on how long the prison sentence with Jay Z is, if its like a year we could become homies and boom just like that id have a friendship worth more than $500k, but if we're in jail for like a day or 2 then hes probably not gonna want to answer many questions like he would during the dinner.

[@Honorablepleb]

Happy TWOsday simple and crew, and merry christmas to all the walkers of the world :^)

[@mikeu9420]

yo waddup: christmas edition.

[@Aurukel]

New walkies for Christmas. Thank you Santa ❄️🎅🏻

[@littleidiot826]

3 walkies uploads in a row is a walkies miracle

[@zeckemyro7031]

Loving the second Walkies run!

[@TheSirFrog]

Everyday is Christmas when Simpleflips uploads