This is How You Don't Play Fortnite (with Memology 101)

I do not monetize my dsp videos.
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Special thanks to Darksector for the art, @ShanoaCruz for the comments and @mrhuth2 for the short clip from his video ( • Video )

[@pleasesubscribedad]

“I shot by accident” I think phil has done that on cam before.

[@georgeclinton4524]

"That was on KZbin, not Twitch, and it wasn't an accident," - actual DSP quote regarding 'the incident'.

[@SeamanGod]

he definitely didn't shoot his load by accident

[@SHADOMEGA7569]

I cant even

[@d3parturee]

noooooo lmfaoo

[@agony9872]

“Accident”? Uhm he barely lasted 2 minutes so that wasn’t an accident that’s just his normal time lmao

[@gutsssz]

"Why would you pay money for a free game" This is the same guy that spent 60k on WWE champions

[@PocokPresents]

Thats around 100k now atm but yea!

[@TheZodiacRipper]

Said the guy that paid for PubG and Starfield.

[@MrTheGameNarrator]

Here's a tip to fellow game developers. If DSP ever plays your game and says it's broken. It's in perfect working condition and nothing needs to be changed.

[@ItsAGundam]

An assault rifle kills someone easily from 20 feet away *NO WAY buggy game mechanics dood!*

[@rasheds3157]

It'sAGundam papa gundam

[@jaywunder13242]

them bullets woild slow way down

[@That0neGecko]

We Love you Papa Gundam!

[@ronsoyesmickeymousetattoos4020]

Wish I was a game developer so I could make a DSP difficulty. Also check out Joster Plays for some good TIHYDP.

[@wingusdingus9447]

It's THE gundam

[@masterelf12]

"This game is baby mode" >Gets wiped out time after time after time after time after time again oof

[@TheZodiacRipper]

He says the exact same thing about Warzone which just happens to be another battle royale that is unrealistic and that he cant play correctly.

[@Abysia]

>"Why would you spend money on a free game?" >spent $300 on hearthstone before having ever played the game

[@wingusdingus9447]

WWE Champions, Phil?

[@Ben92-z80]

@@wingusdingus9447 Phil spent something around $45000 on that game. Am I right?

[@lemfandango]

@@wingusdingus9447 I LOVE IT. IIIII LOVE IT!

[@TheRealTact]

@@Ben92-z80 what the fuck

[@Clint0083]

I don't know how you guys watch this guys videos without having your brains melt. But you guys made a good video thumbs up.

[@PocokPresents]

Years of practice gives you some kinda immunity againts brainmelting.

[@ZappasMudshark]

Clint De La Garza it physically hurts to watch his videos.

[@wingusdingus9447]

It does. I tried to see what's going on and if he's getting salty over something detractors are currently doing or whatever and my blood fucking boils within minutes. Based Ozlo does a good job inserting what any normal person is screaming in their head at Phil and he's one of my fav detractor channels for that reason

[@sanrock08]

So, I looked up the "too many devices connected" error and it appears that there may be a short somewhere in one of Phil's USB cords, most likely his headset. It took me, a detractor, TEN SECONDS to look that up. Phil is just using the "my PS4 is dying" excuse just so his paypigs can buy him a new PS4 Pro.

[@PocokPresents]

sanrock08 possible. I noticed he has his headphone problems since he bought his new one.

[@loyal-tf-fan]

“You see why I go to the outskirts? I’ll just die in the populated areas.” Well nice to know why he doesn’t leave his house other than for food

[@TheZodiacRipper]

And 5 years later he said he cant go to the museum because he will get robbed.

[@MariaIsabellaZNN]

He probably destroyed more chests than he killed players

[@maizakame689]

i don't like seeing Fortnite, but god damn. it does NOT deserve to be played by DSP. it has personality, he doesn't.

[@bensmith5288]

Are you a spastic ?

[@jacksimpson8529]

Yeah, this is the guy who won 1/398 rounds of Player Unknown's Battlegrounds, and even then it's only because he camped the whole time in the grass and he still didn't kill anyone (not even the last guy standing). Expecting Phil to be good, or even below average, at Fortnite is asking way too much.

[@hamboningmaster]

@@bensmith5288 are you?

[@UndeadItachi2]

It definitely isn't the best game by any means. But in order to form that opinion while playing I think you need to actually know what you are doing and how the game is played. This guy doesn't do that. Everything he says about this game makes no sense. So it's rather funny seeing judgement from an ignorant man.

[@BovineIntervention]

@@floofiekun1875 pubg has good graphics and sounds design pubg is a cartoony kids game. I'd rather my games have a few Knicks and be realistic and skill based than having guns called "assault rifle" and from a company that abandons their other products.

[@LA_quan]

DSP Tries It: Social lnteraction 1:04:00 - Starts up what seems to be a rather entertaining interaction with another player. 1:05:10 - *Facepalms* as if mocking the other guy for going along with it, implying he is stupid and "a clown". 1:10:16 - *Mutes the guy* for being more charismatic and not breaking character for the whole round thus far. DSP started the conversation, but can't keep it up. (All sex jokes aside.) Maybe he should be practicing a little harder to be a clown and a children's entertainer. At least then he'll be able to fake it 'til he makes it. (Once again, all sex jokes aside.)

[@fiveaeonspast]

The guy was clearly invited by dsp to do the accent. Why was he so rude to him?

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

Phil mutes him and THEN trash talks him, typical Phil running and hiding.

[@BrettonFerguson]

DSP birthday clown. Would make children cry, then blame the kids. "Nothing I could do doood. I did everything right. That kid is gliched."

[@SuperBeaverlicker]

27:40 "Oh man I gotta book it now!" - proceeds to crouch walk

[@Leatherbubba]

12:33 I love how how his reaction to "Prayers for Las Vegas" is to burp into the mic.

[@Angrymonkey2489]

11:47 My liver almost gave out due to how funny and accurate that mugshot is to Phil. LMAO

[@TheJDgaff]

"There's only 20 people left. I'm top 20 *_hiding out here_* ." Moments later: "What an exciting game. I literally never shot one person. ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK! I never even encountered anyone up close to shoot them!" Schocking Phil, isn't it?

[@airiakizuki5592]

Yeah, he thinks getting 'wins' with zero player kills is an achievement. Its an achievement but in a different context than what he thinks.

[@Ruosteinenknight]

Daniel Stone And H1Z1. Difference being that in H1Z1 he bragged that it was "proof" he can play. When Thirdeyethethird called out playing like wimp, he timed him out for the rest of the night 🤣 Phil is such a sensitive soul.

[@VaunShiz]

Ack Ack Ack is right

[@TheZodiacRipper]

@@airiakizuki5592 He genuinely believes that is how you win in battle royale and I dont blame him because thats the only way he has ever won and ever can win.

[@ihavethegaul]

"My brain has lagg, I have a laggy brain, nothing i could do dude"

[@justmonika2345]

>blames frame rate all of the time >plays on consoles, which have lower frame rates because of weaker hardware

[@bluesolace9459]

Monika Senpai but the console versions of Fortnite run at 60 FPS now???

[@blueberryblues5644]

Monika Senpai plz delete me and my friends

[@justmonika2345]

Will do

[@LA_quan]

>Owns $3K PC >Hasn't upgraded or opened it in years.

[@spiderfloof947]

@@LA_quan 🍋🖥️

[@StoneAgedQ]

This dynamic duo crushed the Tihydp scene and set a new record for the season

[@yukmoutb5885]

"Its like amateur night game designing" - makes a billion dollars in a month. Nice one bud.

[@deralbtraumritter8573]

May be a kids game, but engineered better than most...

[@TheZodiacRipper]

Its a free game for kids and they still make record numbers 6 years after release while being nothing but a battle royale game. You cannot deny they done something right even if you hate the game.

[@JamieCT52]

DSP being called "mein fuhrer" is one of the best things I've seen from his gameplay videos

[@simonmurray304]

Dsp: The type of guy to run over a child and blame it on the traffic light taking too long

[@TheStrikeofGod]

"It's like a clown" So...you?

[@tommyjohnson4855]

No,clowns actually contribute to the world.Phil's that pimple you get on your asscheek

[@Grimblesmith]

@@tommyjohnson4855 I feel like he'd be more like a tiny one on your back in exactly the one spot you can't reach so you have to get somebody else to

[@pleasesubscribedad]

SNORTNITE

[@chaosxmk]

Does he think bullets hurt less after they travel 50 meters?

[@TheUltimateBastich]

I wish he checked that IRL.

[@andyouasiansdonthearthatwe5162]

@@TheUltimateBastich hahah

[@xecrisr7650]

Duh, it becomes like a glancing blow from that far

[@pantheman2842]

The bullets are less harmful after a distance... usually much longer than 50 meters.

[@airiakizuki5592]

Phil tried Fortnite? Is this the Minecraft situation again? I knew he would play it eventually.

[@PocokPresents]

mike hutchinson kinda.

[@trapchan86]

Ahhh, DSP. This guy pops up in related videos from time to time. I think "oh maybe he's changed since last time". I'm always wrong.

[@SickBoyOC]

Did he just call that female character model "honey" like it was a real woman??? lol he prob called some dude honey

[@brunneng38]

"That was absolutely bad gameplay" Was he referring to himself, missing with a shotgun multiple times at point blank range, or the guy with only a pick axe who almost killed him?

[@PocokPresents]

Jay Smith i think he is.

[@ClassicKrusty]

The skill ceiling and learning curve were wayyyy too steep for MrPiggy 🐽

[@georgeclinton4524]

Wow, this was a pretty masterful TIHYDP. Well done both of you =) I found it hilarious judging by the battletags of the players he kept getting merc'ed by those were literal children XD

[@LuckyDuck13]

"I'm good at lying" -DSP

[@SpiderManMode]

"Amateur night game design" Please Phil, I'd love to see you try your hand at game development since you're clearly an expert.

[@pkradiancegamingbiorhythm]

With the Fabulous Collaboration! Very nicely done! I just want to say that Phil beat that poor Ps4 again like his viewership owes him money. Phils bad man.

[@White_Tiger93]

in every shooter games DSP played I noticed, he never learn to aim around the head LOL

[@RatherBAnon]

The fact that people manage to stand this man long enough to make these TIHYDPs is nothing short of godlike. I applaud you sir!

[@djimma5080]

I'm surprised no one has done a TED talk about DSP yet, We need Jordan Peterson to do a psychological evaluation of him.

[@MostlyDrew]

I like when shits on a game before it blows up. Always make these predictions that the game will bomb, end up being a huge game. Then he’s forced to play it

[@pantheman2842]

Its popularity does start decreasing though. My prediction was that it would inflate like a bubble until it became boring... I was correct, even though later than I expected.

[@whocares1631]

@@pantheman2842 u mean like every game ever?

[@pvt.jamesramirez6249]

That Hans guy is a legend.

[@Walamonga1313]

Timestamp?

[@nothingforgrantedPS23]

Gruber?

[@pantheman2842]

1:25:00 This can't be Phil! He actually had a victory royale, used better position and the weapons as bait, had patience, basically won by doing something clever and not fucking up. I believe someone else was playing and Phil took the credit. Especially since it's the guy who takes a pickaxe in a shotgun fight and whines about everything.

[@theberg2035]

Everyone who hates Phil. If Sony makes a tester season 4, everyone should vote Phil as the fan favorite to see him fail. Just see how much people would hate him.

[@crowns9966]

"I do not monetize my dsp videos". well you should Pocok, this takes effort, you should at least get a little credit for it, love your work man

[@PocokPresents]

Col Friday thanks, but i do not mix business and pleasure. Plus no one can say im dishonest or do it for the money. Im "untouchable".

[@frank144p4]

We don’t want to see just a Gamer who won’t give in to the fake silly shit. We just want a Gamer that will, you know, rise up.

[@LordFrostDeath]

" Soon as someone sees me, I'm dead." Maybe don't STAND OUT IN THE FUCKING OPEN LIKE AN IDIOT and you won't get killed so easily.

[@BrettonFerguson]

Should do a movie review of Netflix's All Quiet On The Western Front using DSP clips. "This is terrible. They just spam bullets. Duh duh duh, du du du du du du du du duh duh duh. Fuck this bullshit."

[@legs0fsteel]

1:37:11 wow my comment made it in a TIHYDP video my life is complete now.

[@MysteriousAya]

15:35 The gun's aim wasn't bad it was your aim. You came no where freaking close to centering him on the cross-hair.

[@z304legend]

In any Battle Royale game you know Phil is going to camp most of the time Heck he did it on the war zone 2.0 game lol.

[@MachiriReviews]

1:37:00 Why does he think it's a good idea to back away from cover and expose himself to the enemy's line of sight? Does Phil know how linear perspective works?

[@Bulletproof_Trump]

I gotta admit, when Phil was like 'you guys may not know this, but I have too many USB devices connected' I giggled for a minute straight

[@Pikkabuu]

"I have never played a game where the gun doesn't reload if you look at the scope." Nope. He has played such games. Actually three such games at least as you cannot reload a sniper rifle in Gears either if you are zoomed in!

[@samuelraji8343]

Gears is made by the same company

[@kurdtcoben]

You know how degenerate some people are just by looking at their face...

[@calypsokiosko9067]

1:27 I...I do... (sniffles) 41:15 Who's that weirdo?

[@nostalgicfanatic]

DSP: "I'm not a children's entertainer" Rest of us: Your playing fortnite though?!?!

[@worldpower78432]

Pocok with the hot uploads. Can't wait to watch this tonight!

[@ViViDG]

It’s crazy how terrible he is at every game he plays, yet somehow it’s always the games fault.

[@ocg-overwatchconsolegamepl2809]

Coming from wings tings ! DPS and Wing should do a livestream, man that would be the shit!

[@PocokPresents]

OCG - Overwatch Console Gameplays wings once invited dsp to his podcast, but he pussied out last minute, came up with excuses, that he is sick and cant talk... so it wasnt his fault. It was a lie.

[@Braindeadlobotomite]

it's fuckin insane seeing the early stages of the game now that it's become such a massive IP. This is back when I actually have a shit about it

[@jacksimpson8529]

This intro is probably the best you've ever made. Mostly because you used the same video that was used in the Fortnite MLG video. So the intro was mostly just me laughing my ass off as I can't stop un-hearing the MLG version along with your awesome intro.

[@mightymole2]

1:42:15 this is the bottom line. he hates that he has to actually play this game and he can't hide for 20 minutes and read the streamchat like in PUBG

[@djpancakes]

I've never heard somebody complain about the map sizes of a battle royale like that. Usually you want to see people, so too big is no good.

[@srivatsan274]

Awesome pocok and meme. Killed the tihydp. Seriously must make for many upcoming games and games like god of war and ac origins

[@Memology101]

Sri Vatsan thanks sri

[@MRPP]

That intro is LEGENDARY

[@bustsomecaps]

LOL this video is gold, great job.

[@z304legend]

51:30 doesn't notice he has no wood so he breaks the house down but has bricks to build the stairs lol 😆 👏👏

[@WAYTOOMELO]

lmaooo this video is a masterpiece

[@Memology101]

Felix Baldomero thank you we had fun doing it

[@RezaQin]

Goddamn, Phil IS a ponzi scheme, haha!

[@lilyuh4487]

It's funny how he complains about high damage then complains about shooting someone once and they don't die

[@deralbtraumritter8573]

Phil thinks he's trolling the German guy, German guy tries to troll in English but he's not even German, so he's just trolling and Phil believes it...

[@yanisole1806]

Phil was beat by a children's game

[@SHADOMEGA7569]

ok to be fair that crew 2 title singing was pretty catchy and its also Ironic since it reflects Phils true nature that he desperately tries to hide

[@johnthong5075]

Complains about micro transactions, wasted 40k on WWE mobile cash grab.

[@completesatire6529]

“He doesn’t address the fam after the burp” hahahahaha classic I didn’t expect him to either

[@short-beasts]

how does he play with his head turned like that

[@pizzagateisreal]

Thanks for this it will be amazing

[@fuzzyscarfandmittens4772]

Look at that Kwality Kahntent from Philbert while he reads the instructions on camera.

[@djimma5080]

I want to see him play escape from tarkov, he would get absolutely destroyed in that game

[@mclark301]

33:15 so he wants to play the game and not run into anybody it almost like he just wants to run around waste time and get tips js

[@dannydorito2954]

Watching Phil try to figure out the controls is like being hermes and you just handed the emerald tablets to a fucking monkey

[@UrsidaeGamer]

"I can complain about the faulty mechanics of the game!" shoots and completely misses each Mark except for maybe, MAYBE, one stray bullet. "Ugh see? the game is crap." Sure.

[@cloudygaze6842]

32:50 He got owned, wasn't ready for that.

[@freewoo9218]

The amount of time he dies in the middle of an area standing still with no cover and doesn't blame himself is beyond me

[@bickerysebastian]

When the dude said: “fuhrer” i just had the plot twist cue in tje ending of MGS3 snake eater and realized this dude is a nazi or roleplaying as a nazi because calling an actual german an nazi is illegal in europe and he refers to poland (which was invaded by germany in the 1st day of ww2)

[@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess]

Why isn't being or calling someone a communist illegal? Communists killed thousands of Germans, the whole east population was genocided by them (Prussia) But now you see the antifa garbage there, waving communist flags. Why isn't that illegal?

[@codafett]

I like how he got preemptively mad about being outbuilt and outskilled in the first 30 seconds there.

[@maxheadshot3287]

This was fun to watch.

[@z304legend]

10:25 Phil trying to act cool on that, like Phil honestly thinks he's a mature adult but he sits there and constantly cries a lot and blames the game when he dies like it's never his fault only time it's his fault is after he calms down but always during the moment always who always blame the game and then sit on that until somebody calls him out on it multiple times.

[@iplayguitarfunky]

Youre so good at making these Pocok!

[@wildwest1832]

he couldnt see, and the target was blocking his view? What? he is really reaching on that one.

[@Ben92-z80]

Haven't played the game, but something tells me he rage quit the game because he didn't know how to play the game.

[@wiiviewsnumba1fan]

You two need to collaborate more, hilarious!

[@BrassNolan]

How appropriate he has a shirt for Winston's Primal Rage.

[@ATthemusician]

We're back baby!!

[@thesamon123]

Bought cards for 300$ on HS, why do you pay for things in a free-to-play game?

[@Walamonga1313]

Exactly my thoughts

[@dropfacades8142]

Epic fucking intro dood

[@bryanwood3d]

He doesn't like all games he doesn't make much money.

[@TheExtremeOne]

And years later the pve mode is forgotten yet phil is not.

[@Sum1BetrThanU1]

Phil seems like the kind of guy to keep grilled cheese in his pockets, forget about them and take his Beamer 3.2 miles to the nearest broncos to get a deluxe then bitch about not having money

[@brodie6858]

Uses dry paper towel to clean up a sticky mess…that room is 100% coated in jizz

[@dumbfoundedkiryu9468]

Just the idea of Phil getting btfo'd by a kid fresh outta the womb might be the funniest shit imaginable

[@z304legend]

Also you can go back to this video and see Phil used to make sexual jokes and all that but now since you'll get publicly Shamed for it he's too scared to do it. Actually I take that back anybody who wants to get attention and start making money while doing twitch or KZbin are usually too scared to do it as well