DSP's Biggest Lie: TIHYDP Dark Souls Redemption run

[@nobodyfromnowwhere7510]

Ok, now this is a TIHYDP. I know people only do these for fun but all the ones i have seen lately were literally just phil's content editing out the boring shit no comments no fun stuff edited in. I mean if i wanted to just watch phil i could watch phil.......Glad you put in the effort.

[@HugoTheIcyFire]

Watch TIHYDP Ashes of Ariandel by Payton Tate if you haven't. That's some beautiful editing.

[@MariaIsabellaZNN]

JosterPlays and Pocock, Titans of the TIHYDP.

[@TheSven211]

I'm starting to see so many without editing to the point where I think Phil may be making them just to get more ad revenue. With all the relatively new channels I see uploading them (on games he's played years ago) with no content added makes it seem like something else is going on.

[@grindsalat966]

But I firmly believe that DSP doesn't really know how to edit videos.

[@DeltaSpark8]

Josh Ryuk's "Let's Teach Phil How to Play"'s are pretty good. I've watched the first part of the one he made for Phil's RE4 run and he would give the stats and descriptions of the various weapons Phil would find. He also talked about how to properly deal with enemies and save ammo, i.e. using flash grenades on Plagas enemies. Outside DSP, there's the TIHYDP of the Game Grumps' playthrough of Ocarina of Time, in which Egoraptor's Zelda Sequelitis gets completely ripped apart as he proves himself wrong and ignorant. That one is glorious.

[@morrighanwermarn-arnburg7333]

I think my favorite DSP line is "The Stream Chat are saying I'm reading the Stream Chat. I haven't even looked at Stream Chat in like 100 years" The logic in this statement is mind boggling.

[@DanielAyy]

Dsps Big Brain time

[@tomthestone1470]

Amber Maynard A conflicting statement

[@destroyerfromconsole4213]

A yes, paradox time

[@sgtpepper91]

Orwellian doublethink in its purest form

[@SlowDay1651]

"Idiots in the stream chat are saying..."

[@LurkinArt]

Most people: "Neat, a bonfire." Phil: "OMG U GAIS! I FOUND THIS BONFIRE COMPLETELY BY RANDOM. NO ONE WAS HELPING ME, U GOTTA BELIEVE ME I'M TELLING THE TRUTH."

[@trashycannoey]

such random -RNG-

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

Oh oh look what just happened by accident. I didn’t look up the stream chat where one of my donors told me where to go just now! All luck.

[@ArgyleGroove]

"Why am I toxic?!" Must be from upbringing.

[@SteveJonesGamingGWO]

ArgyleGroove hey his parents may not have been to blame as they tried to not spoil him, some eggs are just rotten

[@ArgyleGroove]

Actually, from what I've seen, if anything his dad seems to be always working or doing something. Is a professor, sits on the board of at least one company. I don't know about Phils mom but his dad has the MO of a workaholic. Who knows, maybe he wasn't around a lot which is why Phil turned out the way he did.

[@DaleChambs]

+Steve Jones Gaming No, he absolutely WAS a spoiled brat. He's said in an old video that one Xmas years ago when he was a kid, some crazed toy was sold out everywhere and he bad mouths his own parents and calls them IDIOTS b/c they didn't buy him the toy on an occasion they had the opportunity, even though he says they had no idea he would want it that year. So they were idiots b/c they should've known, if it was the biggest toy of the time then absolutely they have to buy it for him. He has ZERO manners. If I had an internet presence w/audience and I snort, belch and grunt every 2 minutes, I could NEVER let my mum see that. She would KILL me. Not literally obvs. But my mum taught me to say excuse me and to have manners etc by the time I was 3. He has no manners b/c he wasn't ever taught them. His whole attitude SCREAMS spoiled upbringing. Isn't he an only child too? Sure he is. Only children are always weird if you ask me. But it's yet another thing that tells me he was a spoilt kid

[@SteveJonesGamingGWO]

Coody-Baroody that's not really a spoiled brat thing as his parents didn't get him it and he wasn't seemingly handed much else.... There's no proof they spoiled them. Your second paragraph remember we act like slobs ever out parents aren't around, it's just what we do, we curse, we yell and act like dumb asses Actually his attitude screams asshole more than spoiled.

[@DaleChambs]

+Steve Jones Gaming I whole heartedly disagree. If you saw the part of the video I referred to, you would see why. It's the way he says it, the attitude he has toward his parents for not getting him what he wanted, when he wanted it and they 'should've known better!' and they were IDIOTS - yes a grown man calling his parents IDIOTS - and in your world that's NOT what a spoiled brat sounds like? And his disgusting manners are nothing to do with not having his parents around mate. I have manners because I was taught them and I would NEVER present myself to 100s or 1000s of people on the internet and then just disregard them. It's blatantly obvious that he has no manners because he had poor parenting and not just that but his whole attitude. Soon as things don't go his way, he spits his dummy out. Can't take criticism........the list is endless. He absolutely was a spoiled kid that grew into an asshole man (child)

[@SHMOWZOW7]

Could you imagine DSP at a casino, playing slots? "DUDE IT'S SO RANDOM" "IT'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT EVERY TIME" "WHERE'S THE CONSISTENCY???"

[@RandalXVI]

rAnDoM nUmBeR gEnErAtOr

[@Walamonga1313]

Bugged gambling mechanics

[@dang2592]

Oh im broke well the game didnt tell me how much money i had wtf this is bugged, thats fair

[@Andrew-Ryan]

Blackjack would be better. “I had 14 and got a jack, how am I supposed to win?!?! Bugged card mechanics.”

[@popo0129]

@@Andrew-Ryan This mission is impossible fuck this

[@pentagramparsons]

"I blew my nose" - code word for "I googled"

[@Flyingboots1]

Fucking manchild how about you move out of your parents basement before you start complaining about how someone is playing a god damn video game!

[@haveltherockjohnson6626]

Flyingboots1 it's because it's Fucking pathetic how he says "I'm going to do a redemption run" then looks at his chat and guides the whole time even though he said that he was going to do the run without having his hands held. that's why people are upset with him.

[@haveltherockjohnson6626]

Flyingboots1 or making witty comments about him

[@Flyingboots1]

Don't like him..............DON'T WATCH HIM!

[@haveltherockjohnson6626]

Flyingboots1 why not? it's funny to watch how he treats his viewers like shit then wonders why his fan base is dying or how he treats his fans in games and such

[@PrimeTimeAction]

No guys this is totally legit. There is a hidden mechanic in souls game that when you feel you are stuck then all you need to do is blow your nose and the solution will present itself.

[@Aka_GodSpeed]

Lmfao😂😂😂

[@AppleOfThineEye]

S N O R T

[@The_Cooler_Nari]

I wish someone looked at me like phil looked at his chat

[@NozoBox]

That amount of staring would creep me out.

[@Labyethan]

Casual Mercy Main I need healing.

[@thesavagemonster2910]

Casual Mercy Main I need healing

[@dropout2804]

Casual Mercy Main I require healing

[@hisholiness4537]

I'll look at you bby

[@GrizzV991]

"WHOA WHAT HAPPENED HERE" turns the camera to a very much still alive fire keeper holy shit phil

[@thatgiambalvoguy]

Hindquarterz What gets me is the "And look". Hes literally and unintentionally proved that he knew what was gonna happen. "Check out my awesome stereo system, and look, its got bluetooth" = "Hey, its that guy, and look, he killed the fire keeper"

[@PretentiousAdonis]

ThatGiambalvoGuy Best part of the vid "People in stream chat are saying I'm looking at stream chat, I haven't even looked at stream chat in a hundred years!" Fucking Phil

[@zgthor]

time plz

[@DGiovanni]

@@zgthor In the future someone will read this comment and laugh, because NO ONE GAVE YOU THE TIMESTAMP.

[@zgthor]

25:40

[@codysseus312]

Most people start a sentence with a capital letter. Phil starts his with a snort.

[@Usagi1992]

Fuckin' *_A!_*

[@nullw8768]

"After all my experience with From Software games I'm going to come back and beat Dark souls." *"People are saying I should use the Zweihander two handed. How does that work?"*

[@tsunderella5826]

Step 1: Locate R1 button Step 2: Proceed to click on button Now, Keep repeting this process

[@DJWeapon8]

I'm prezin buuh-uuhns! Nuh-ins hap-inin? *seal laughter

[@BrettonFerguson]

A two handed two-hander. Great item name.

[@Nightweaver1]

1. Go to XBox Account screen. 2. Delete all account info and cancel account. 3. Log off.

[@citizenvulpes4562]

Bretton Ferguson that's not the name of the item. He's telling him to two hand it, because phil it too dumb to think "I should two hand a weapon called Zweihander"

[@backgroundcharacter4099]

Twitch plays a manchild playing Darksouls.

[@joeyghostx]

Needs to be Anarchy mode

[@aa7146]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[@metaljacket8128]

His snorting literally makes me want to *GRIND MY FACE INTO THE PAVEMENT.*

[@destroyerfromconsole4213]

He's the human personification of a pig noone wants.

[@kevinramsey417]

And how about that laugh that sounds like the douchebag rich kid villain in every 80s teen comedy ever.

[@UnkoMunko]

23:46 I refuse to believe that sound can come from a human body.

[@themanwiththebabyhands4650]

With all the raw grease Phil has put into his body, I don't think he's human anymore. Just 100% grease.

[@Samivo13]

sounds like my car starting up.

[@stormbornapostle5188]

Nah, he's at least 50% salt, too.

[@johnsmith-sp6yl]

PascalJaun call a mechanic.

[@kevincrawford3557]

john smith lmao

[@hunterlord101]

>dies while trying to run through a level Me: maybe you should try killing the enemies you encounter so you dont get dogpiled >tries running through it again >dies the same way DSP: *WUUUUUT ackackack there was nothing I could do, dood*

[@Qualaza]

Well to be honest though dark souls often becomes easier while running through avoiding enemies. You do however need to know where you can and can't do that.

[@Robbay363]

@@Qualaza Ik this comment is old but yeah that's what I love about replaying these games. You can run finish a run in a few hours if you want as long as you know where the important items are and how to effectively sprint through an area.

[@hassanawdi3793]

Or unless u know where u r going either to a boss or a bonfire

[@waynelipman8558]

I have a suspicion that Phil was looking at his computer so often because he had a walkthrough open on it. He looks at it too often to just be "Checking stream"

[@hohnmcransi54]

Well, both could be true... After all, the steam version has an overlay with a browser, and thus he could be checking steam for the walkthrough. Hooray for technicalities!

[@Zxzero36]

lugiapwnage This is a Xbox version though. Not steam and I don't think he uses steam enough to know how it works

[@BrettonFerguson]

Phil will say "I don't know..." something, then look at stream for the answer.

[@jackyjackjack2012]

I hate phil but you guys just make stuff up now, he is just reading the chat to interact with the people lol. Just like every other streamer is

[@ember-evergarden]

@@jackyjackjack2012 Nah, you're just like DSP, making excuses. Pathetic. Churlish.

[@fendroid]

I can't get over how great this TIHYDP is. I love how this has its own unique mechanic which plays into the context of the playthrough and how you split the video into these little montage moments with the great music selection. Seriously, thank you for making this.

[@PocokPresents]

Im happy you liked it.

[@omegaisdabomb]

Can I just say I really love how you synced up the "Reading the chat" counter to the beat of the music. Was really satisfying to watch.

[@PocokPresents]

Thanks. This makes me think it worth it.

[@MariaIsabellaZNN]

Awesome music choices, too.

[@dropout2804]

Pocok It's really nice with the kinda calm music.

[@buggld]

Just commented on that, really like that detail.

[@BrettonFerguson]

The music intensified and the handholding intensified.

[@cameronpeterson6734]

Now I know where the famous "Why am I toxic?!" quote came from

[@cameronpeterson6734]

This is the best TIHYDP I've ever seen

[@Falconfire851]

"Why am I toxic?!" Watch your own videos, Phil.

[@Ohflipsnap]

*Phil slowly becomes aware of his toxic existence, like an animal slowly gaining sentience.*

[@chckrbordx8]

"Peepul sayin: I can use the ZWIEhander TWO handed." Bravo Phil.

[@MrSunshine1079]

Could have used an 'Excuse' counter but I don't think numbers can go that high.

[@LucyPero]

You'd need an unsigned 64bit integer variable for that

[@hohnmcransi54]

Matías Pierdoménico Bruh, you'd need to figure out how to get enough materials to make a 128-bit machine without it melting down to get that high

[@johnsmith-sp6yl]

well, theoretically it's possible, but we'd need technology far more advanced than what we'll ever possess, so...

[@jragon9761]

Or a wow counter

[@abyssalwolf]

It's over 9000!

[@kgldude]

The "totally accidental" discovery of the illusory walls leading to The Great Hollow are at 28:40

[@deviltronix]

Fast forward to 2022 and he did the same exact thing in Elden Ring complete with unnatural discovery and bad acting. Pathetic.

[@BovineIntervention]

O...kay

[@bradleysippers6334]

All Phil's games must be pre release versions with all the bugged mechanics and glitchy inputs he finds when playing. He must have the worst luck ever.

[@ihaveananimeavatar8841]

It's because he always forgot to install brain.exe

[@TrueMG]

Who would have guessed that "WHY AM I TOXIC" turn into such a great meme? I didn't even know in which context he said that. Now I know :D

[@PocokPresents]

Honestly, me neither. But people started use it and it became a thing.

[@Seebeejeebees]

Every once in a while, even 6 years later, I come back to watch this video for a good laugh. Pocok, I don't know if you'll ever see this message, but thank you SO much for this absolute masterpiece of a TIHYDP. The music, the edits, the context; everything is just perfect.

[@PocokPresents]

OFC. I see very message. Im happy you enjoyed it!

[@Bibliofish]

Phil has this weird thing where he 'comes full circle' with games like Spiderman or Dark Souls where he plays a game again, but when other people do those kinds of things it's supposed to show how far they've come from where they were and how much they've changed and it is kind of a cathartic thing for them and their viewers but whenever Phil does this it just highlights how much he is exactly the same, and how he will never change, and it is a horribly depressing thing.

[@MichaelJ9999]

Spiderman was one of his biggest atrocities (and that's saying a lot), but did Phil ever try to replay that, or did you mean Web of Shadows?

[@IvanSensei88]

10+ years of playing video games, I think even a gorilla would've developed some improvement during that time frame. It's astounding, like I can't even believe how can someone who played video games for so long not develop some basic skills at all, and manage to learn absolutely nothing.. I mean even if you're playing some game you don't like, you'd subconsciously start becoming better and better at it, without even realizing.. but that eludes this guy completely.

[@djimma5080]

You know when you really love a game and you wish you could forget it so you can enjoy like the first time again, Phil lives by that 😂

[@ember-evergarden]

Depressing? Why? It's entertaining to see how superior you are to humans who are a waste of matter.

[@kgldude]

DSP's ridiculous pantomime of finding the dead firekeeper before it actually happens is at 25:42

[@HexStickman]

How is Phil so massively shitty at videogames? It is genuinely baffling that he fails to adapt to the game through tons of shortcomings and deaths.

[@mr_beezlebub3985]

Xeppeli Because he refuses to learn gameplay mechanics. The best examples of this is any time he plays a fighting game. He tries to play every fighting game as if it's Street Fighter 2, and goes for some of the cheapest tactics to win

[@seratsukino]

Mr_Beezlebub Cmon guys, don't you know he's a "former pro street fighter player".. *holds in laughter*.. and he traveled the country playing hundreds of tournaments..... *bursts out laughing*

[@Case_]

It's not his fault! The games are bugged and glitchy! Nothing he could do! He dahdged! Look! Look! He's pressing dahdge! ;)

[@WobblesandBean]

Ugh, his vocal inflections, they hurt me...

[@clairedex]

Xeppeli its even funnier considering he plays video games all day every day amd still sucks at everything.

[@Freelancer837]

If he's going back to games that kicked his ass, he's got to go through every game he's ever played.

[@goldensoul1842]

I pray that comment gets used in a DSP gets roasted montage, one day lol

[@farisrawashdeh213]

Thank you for torturing yourself watching an entire DSP play through so that we may enjoy this. Doing gods work son!

[@theflamingsword4197]

AMEN!

[@Spenceman2002]

Also I love how he says "Dark Souls, the game that's massively inconsistent" but in reality it's pretty consistent it's just that he sucks and doesn't care to learn the reach of his own weapon.

[@PocokPresents]

The only thing that is inconsistent in this video is his memory, remembering things.

[@Spenceman2002]

Lmao true. I've been watching this on and off because I can only handle so much at a time. Thank you so much for this video though it makes me feel better about my skill in Dark Souls and it definitely took a ton of time to make. At least the one time I got help during a stream I thanked the guy and moved on lol

[@PermanentlyTemporary]

Wait what? He used the hornet's ring thinking it improved damage when he never parries/backstabs? WHAT?

[@Red-hm8cd]

Dogsplained Is that not the effect of the hornet ring?

[@hohnmcransi54]

tayaskya In DaSI, guard breaks just put you into a counter state, not a critical hit state

[@stickemup1275]

And attacking after triggers a crit...

[@trillhennyson2245]

stickemup1275 No it doesn’t

[@stickemup1275]

after kicking a shield and breaking guard, that whole riposte animation isnt a fucking crit?

[@noahboone524]

"Shit, I don't know what I should do next. I better blow my nose off-mic and off-camera for like a minute and a half." "Hey, guise. Just got back from blowing my nose and also I think I know what to do next."

[@malikoniousjoe]

Noah Boone To be fair, blowing your nose can take a while when you're so full of shit

[@FerroMagelock]

The snorts kill me. It's ear rape.

[@Odinsday]

You just gave me an idea.

[@JeanMarceaux]

DragonGodMillionare that's a terribly charismatic *SNORT*

[@Odinsday]

Jean Marceaux *INSTANT DEATH*

[@JeanMarceaux]

DragonGodMillionare *BUT I WAS DARJEELING!*

[@Odinsday]

Jean Marceaux *HOW CAN ANYONE THINK THIS IS A GOOD GAME, THIS IS A STUPID GAME*

[@thatONEmachine]

If someone keeps saying "Okay, I'm going to be honest" then clearly they aren't being honest a majority of the time.

[@avidism]

Full havels set BKH 20 flasks for every boss fight Redemption run Kappa

[@haveltherockjohnson6626]

Velancious nah dude all you need is dark bead and soul spears and your set.

[@GATHUGHDxD]

funny, this dude is going on full casual. i'm only on my first playthrough but i only use 5 flasks (sometimes 10 because of the firekeeper's bonfires) with a chaos murakumo +5 and a divine zweihander at +1 lmao

[@MEGABUMSTENCH]

giants armour +5 tho dude. Now thats some defense.

[@JeanMarceaux]

UnnamedBeast >not chaos zweihander wat r u casul

[@JeanMarceaux]

UnnamedBeast just kidding

[@eddymadison9655]

1:53 "I now know everything about the franchise, I understand how to play it" one frustration later, he immediately forget how to play and just start bitching as usual

[@Darkone348]

I can't believe how poorly he did with all the hours he has in Soulsborne games.

[@WobblesandBean]

It just goes to show that even the most incompetent morons can beat the game if they're persistent enough.

[@ihaveananimeavatar8841]

And have full havels, great shield, and BKH. Not even to mention his level

[@mahteuso6130]

And have beaten this very game before

[@NefariousElasticity]

I WILL NOT LINK THE FLAME THIS TIME *proceeds to link the flame* BECAUSE FUCK THAT, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE LORE OF THIS GAME *doesn't realize he just linked the flame* I'M SO GOOD AT VIDEOGAMES

[@AgonizedCandle]

I appreciate the amount of editing here, even cutting the looking at stream chat parts to the beat of the music. A lot of work when you aren't even monetizing.

[@Tuck752]

"I blew my nose!" >His mic was on >we heard him burp and snort >there was no sound of blowing whatsoever >snorts immediately after saying he blew his nose. sure okay.

[@gotmehot1133]

🐽

[@jacksonjohnson8522]

that first lautrec part where he glances at the cell expecting something was a great catch,didnt even notice that myself lol

[@kalamity4141]

"I don't know what to do next!? oh, I gotta turn off every to blow my nose for about 35 seconds" 5 minutes later... "I think I know where to go now, I remember- *SNOOOOOORRRRT* - There's a door here"

[@meleemastermaa1449]

*SNORT*

[@meleemastermaa1449]

Holyshit, this guy played all the Souls games, there's no excuse he's this shitty. Phil is a goddam stupid. "I'm not gonna lit the fire." *Proceed to press the "Lit the fire" button*

[@quinnzykir]

MeleeMaster MAA snorts

[@WeedgokuBonerhitler]

He "did some grinding" to obscene levels in most of them and still got carried by summons in all of them. That clip in the beginning of him ragequitting the yellow monk boss? He got mad the dude healed after he did. He once threw a tantrum, like sniffling and everything, because he couldn't one shot the mirror knight with lightning miracles after the patch. Dude is bad at video games.

[@beeholder1160]

That snort is absolutely unbearable

[@Nightweaver1]

*BELCH*

[@yourfathersfather8751]

Honestly why do people even watch this guy normally? Doesnt even seem too entertaining

[@thesinjad4750]

"no one does each fight legitimately. mastered the game? probably found a way to cheese it." have you not watched lobosjr play?

[@mr_beezlebub3985]

Daniel Eyer Lobos may be the best Dark Souls player ever

[@thesinjad4750]

my thoughts exactly. he is a GOD

[@Tenjeen]

Yeah it's ridiculous how much he knows the game BY HEART. Like every single shiny's (loot) type and quantity. wtf

[@squid1481]

EpicNameBro is really good and knowledgeable as well He even worked on the official DS2 guide if I remember correctly And Otz is a DS2 savant lol

[@killexfid219]

@@squid1481 Otz is fucking great

[@Nightweaver1]

"Why am I toxic?" Oh, Phil, we've been asking ourselves that for years.

[@THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS]

Thank you for exposing my lying ass to the world Pocok.

[@TheTanelitanu15]

39:58 "Why am I toxic?!"

[@andyouasiansdonthearthatwe5162]

Thank you good Samaritan 👍🏾

[@justanotherdood753]

I salute your effort sir pocok for going through this abomination of a playthrough dood! ~20 minutes and he looked at the chat 200 times...dood...

[@thebladeofchaos]

ok, I'm sorry, I saw the avatar and have to comment with this. is that a prinny dood?

[@justanotherdood753]

thebladeofchaos nope ... Just another dood ( i just recently knew about the fellow... Which is kinda funny dood)

[@WobblesandBean]

Just think, to put all this together, he had to watch the entire painful LP over and over again. That man is a goddamn hero.

[@kgldude]

Once again, Phil "accidentally" discovers something by "randomly" attacking something he had know reason to attack, almost as if *he knew what was going to happen*. This time it's the fake tree in the Darkroot Garden at 1:27:31

[@CallMeBeggar]

Has anyone in history ever died to the fat Izalith statues before Phil?

[@vahlok1426]

I did purely because of my own stupidity and getting cornered by about 4 or 5 of them. Mind you I was in my first playthrough ever back at the game's initial release. Since then I wouldn't be caught by those things at all.

[@quinnzykir]

Vahlok142 I'm to scared by them so I snipe or mash the button.

[@JeanMarceaux]

TheMunstacat920 the fire breathing ones?

[@dittm3r]

I always thought they looked like those Futurama guys. The ones from Omicron Precis I-8.

[@ember-evergarden]

Not that I know of. You have to be top-quality shit to die to those fucking things lmfaoo

[@jacobisaacs600]

58:50 the roman spartans...yeah

[@Yozora2025]

Hard to believe this video is already 4 years old. I remember sitting down after school to watch it when you initially uploaded it Big ups for making a fantastic TIHYDP Pocok, absolutely love coming back to this one every so often.

[@PocokPresents]

Thanks!

[@patches2877]

I recently watched a Lobos video. Going from that to this is like going from watching a brilliant stage play to watching a guy beating himself up in a parking lot.

[@Swickful]

Loving the music sync to the chat reading. Awesome music too. Dull is a great track, very laid back with a sweet melody.

[@RadicalBuddha]

I am waaaaaay late to the DSP party... But how in the sulfuric hellfire of satan's a**hole did this guy every 'become' anything?!! I feel like I should sue my younger brother for ever having mentioned this DSP guy to me as the ever darker and more ludicrous pit I found myself in as I followed threads on youtube have caused me untold amounts of psychological harm, hahaha. I mean seriously, Phil is the guy who shows up uninvited to the pick-up game, tells everyone there he held the record in high school for 3-pt percentage, proceeds to miss literally EVERY shot he takes including multiple wide open looks once people realized they didn't need to bother guarding him anymore. Then, once the game is over he grabs the ball and proclaims, "Oh, there's the problem. This isn't a regulation basketball. I only play with regulation basketballs. That's why I missed EVERY shot." Person then hands him a "regulation" basketball and Phil suddenly remembers that the chat told him to run away. Hahaha HOW. DID. THIS. GUY. EVER. BECOME. EVEN. REMOTELY. SUCCESSFUL?!! Vid was great Pocock. Excellent work of syncing the "not reading of the chat" (haha, unreal) with the beats in the music. You deserve a medal for even making to the end of the vids/original stream... I would have given up 3 minutes in when he literally breaks his OWN rules for no other reason than he seems inflicted with poor impulse control. Thank you for the entertainment while I was working away on a project.

[@camerabox1]

Radical Buddha he got onto KZbin when it was young

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Most of his fans were children along with exploiting the KZbin algorithms at the time by spamming 20-30 videos a day MINIMUM to get much more representation on KZbin than he ever deserved. As soon as more and better let’s players arrived, Phil became obsolete.

[@mr_beezlebub3985]

Spoiler: DSP is toxic

[@dittm3r]

Mr_Beezlebub Why is he tahsik?

[@TESCOSAINSBURIES]

This is a proper TIHYDP, fun to watch

[@JxKITCH]

I prefer a Pocok TIHYDP, easy to watch.

[@Garrotier]

you should have also added an "shitty excuses" counter

[@natgrant-haysey3713]

Numbers don't reach that high.

[@jackfrosthashadenough6375]

A google (The number, not the thing phil uses to cheat) would

[@Steedoj]

You better get ready for that Bloodborne 'Redemption Run'

[@Cooingluigimario3894]

niicceee...xenoverse!

[@petergienke742]

This literally made my life. As someone who adores the Dark Souls series to no end, I can't stand witnessing Philburt blunder his way through and then claim that he somehow earned it. I cannot thank you enough for going above and beyond to expose this belching, snorting, insufferable man-child for how he really "beats" these games.

[@WobblesandBean]

I've only beaten the first one, but I watched my boyfriend play 2 and 3. I friggin' *_adore_* these games. On top of the ingenious musical combat mechanics, it's hauntingly beautiful with an inescapable melancholy hanging in the air no matter where you go. It's downright poetic. ...And then here comes this filthy, repellent troglodyte to shit on the entire thing.

[@petergienke742]

I do. :)

[@Zxzero36]

Amelia Bee musical combat mechanics?

[@WobblesandBean]

Zxzero36 Yup! Every single boss in the series attacks based on a specific musical signature. Once you find it, counting out when to attack or dodge becomes really intuitive. Every fight becomes a dance. Seriously, try it sometime, once you pick up on it you'll never not notice it!

[@masonthorpe4992]

Amelia Bee not how it works. It's dependent on many factors. Distance, health, or just randomized

[@jmarra07]

"Blow my nose" is slang for "Do a line of coke"

[@Honorablepleb]

>Implying this man-slug can afford coke

[@jmarra07]

@@Honorablepleb Yup. Could explain why he's having all these "money problems". It's going somewhere, and it ain't to his bills. Well, of course, unless he's just lying to get even more money. Wouldn't doubt either one.

[@jmarra07]

@Synth Ovine Lol, it was a throwaway joke on my end. Glad to hear you're sober

[@Zacharygoldberg123]

his laugh sounds like an exotic bird O_O 23:46

[@ChrisTheSaiyanhog]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LAUGH LMAO

[@lastbastion3333]

WHY AM I TOXIC?!" Phil questions his own existence.

[@breloopharos1919]

When in the almighty hell has he ever turn off the mic and cam to blow his nose???

[@tomthestone1470]

Breloopharos NEVA

[@kagenotatsumaki]

"You cannot run and roll in Dark Souls" Yes you can, hold block while running.

[@md.s2536]

I CANT BLAAAHHHKKK!!!

[@HenryMyth]

Still come back to this video five years later. The editing is top notch.

[@oscarstuempfl2597]

I love how the maker of this video is still liking comments from this video. Love this guy.

[@PocokPresents]

Best thing about making yt videos is reading the comments. All of it. This is my reward. :)

[@oscarstuempfl2597]

@@PocokPresents I'm glad to hear that. I hope you make more videos in the future.

[@Michael_Turner]

25:58 That is the perfect example of how DSP either read, or watched video playthroughs. There is no way, after 5 years, he remembers Knight Lautrec kills the Fire-Keeper. He rage quit DS1 the first time he played it. There is zero chance he would remember this particular story arc. Phil is full of shit, and this is THE perfect example of it.

[@PocokPresents]

Yes, he knew what will happen. BUT THE PROBLEM is that he pretended that nothing happened, while he clearly got busted there. He just cant stop not telling the truth.

[@NuclearDetractor]

@@PocokPresents Is his thing about "i'm gonna go blow my nose" kind of a *wink wink* inside joke for his followers? He has to be joking right? There's no way he thinks that is fooling anyone.

[@TrashMasterTV]

You had to sit through every second of this and stare at his face for God knows how long and I am thankful for your sacrifice

[@PocokPresents]

Thanks. Did you delete your comments about snorting? I cant find them.

[@harrymurray9702]

''Go back to a game that whupped my ass'' LOL, you mean every game ever made? hahahahahahaha

[@legoferrari14]

Oh god, imagine if DSP tried to get to someplace in his car; he'd livestream in the car just so the chat can give him the written instructions on his phone, and when he crashes he'll try to sue whoever he hits for being in the way.

[@TheStralic]

Oh god, DSP is going to play Nioh isnt he? Not.Like.This

[@josephhall8682]

TheStralic Probably not, considering Nioh has it's own version of Ludwig that curb stomped him so hard he rage quit the "lets play".

[@TheDebu666]

@@josephhall8682 hi I played Nioh but not Bloodborne. Could you tell me who is Nioh version of Ludwig you speak of

[@TheDebu666]

@Perseus Anax thank you

[@hopedream11]

@@TheDebu666 Masume Date

[@khanayudash2475]

59:40 "I'm gonna have to go look this up, too". Boom, you fucked up, DSP.

[@micklol7411]

Didn't one of his little fan art things say no excuses? This guy is full of them. Every game he plays apparently the game has a mind of its own and inputs random buttons that he didn't press.

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

It's NEVER his fault, in any instance. He never makes mistakes or stupid decisions, it's ALWAYS the game that is either malfunctioning or just "stoopid".

[@sheldoncooper8199]

Wow that comment of Kevin Oh at 54:33 Is harsh but its soo True.

[@Desi-qw9fc]

The most amazing thing about Phil is that he actually travels through life believing that nothing is his fault. Oh to have the baseless self-confidence of this mediocre man.

[@MrGrungeboy97]

This is how a TIHYDP should be made, brilliant editing throughout and of course the banging tunes to go with it, big ups man, incredible job.

[@hanzistorrhanz7982]

Huge respect to you pocok that u was able to endure this garbage in full lenght... Watching this dude was activelly decresing my IQ

[@PocokPresents]

Tanks. Te...te... Thanks.

[@ravenousbasilisk5120]

Start video - blighttown, knight armor, BKH ... 44 deaths oh my

[@hectorwilson663]

Thankyou so much for the effort. This playthrough pissed me off, about more than just some dumb weapon he got. It fails by every parameter he set up, he crashes and burns long before seeing any of his goals. Good job.

[@megaman15ish]

Best TIHYDP I've seen yet. Great editing my dude :D

[@Acheronted]

Oh god...the famous Roman Spartans...

[@Filip_Agrippa]

Why haven't I seen this? I love how he lies so much and it's so transparent. He is such a bad actor. xD And the clown mode is amazing too. xD I bet he has been reading the chat the same amount of time as playing. xD The music is really terrible, but the amount of work you did and how well you cut it together. Damn, that's a dedication to the community. Phil doesn't deserve such a great community around him, even if it's his detractors. :D Btw. I played DS1 after I played 3 and in neither of those games have I had so much trouble like he had or didn't have to look up guides (only how to get certain equipment I missed, because I wanted to have as much of it as possible)

[@PocokPresents]

sry for not liking the music. I wanted something uncopyrighted so i can still have beat and i dont have to give anyone ad money.

[@thelegion2184]

@@PocokPresents you don't need to apology dude. Even if I or someone thought that some of the music wasn't great. The amount of effort you did is all that matters. Thanks for the video

[@Filip_Agrippa]

@@PocokPresents It's me who should apologize, Pocok. Sorry. It detracted from the message I wanted to say anyway. I loved the video, it was amazing. I am rewatching it a year later and it's still so much fun. :D

[@totalgarbage2053]

That part where he expected Anastasia to be dead is so fuckin embarrassing and also “I AM GOING TO BLOW MY NOSE”

[@vnlichtstvrm]

The wow with the Doge is actually great. The way he says it fits perfectly.

[@basedchicken779]

The Black Knight Halberd ruined this playthrough

[@zebefreod871]

only that? XD

[@marthia8015]

Hey, ruining the playthrough is the one thing DSP can get done without help.

[@ScheduledChip]

Phil's projecting his guilt so hard in this. The amount of times he was like "No-one told me to do this!", "No-one in chat is helping me!", smh.

[@lowtiershadowyt9008]

"almost everything" says this cause he never beat the old hunters dlc

[@ReprobiCrucesignati]

"Why am I toxic?!" And thus...A meme was born

[@Hallamacar]

“i guess the mechanics from the newer souls games dont apply. thats not good” wtf? newer games have newer mechanics to spice things up.... not to mention this is his 3rd attempt at THIS particular game? how bad is his memory?

[@PoorEdward]

I like how when he pretends to react he says shit like "that's awesome!" Or "wow that's cool!" But when he actually reacts he's like "NO I WAS BLOCKING" "WHAT BULLSHIT DUDE I HIT HIM".

[@michaelkitchin9665]

I feel like calling it the Redemption run was such a dumb thing. It also makes it really hard from an academic standpoint to decipher whether Phil has improved as a player in the last five years. His one quality (his perseverance) has just been battered over time and now he just plays his way through stuff with no patience and constant chat coddling.

[@awesomefifimazgamer6715]

"Why is he healing for so little?" *Sees +1 estus* "But... he is in The Duke's Archives..." *Dies inside HARD* How the fuck is he so bad when he gets advice constantly, he even played this fucking game before!

[@NathanWubs]

that one is simple even with C.I. he still is a horrible gamer.

[@Aussie_Tom]

So he's pretty much working with a living walk through, and is still utter trash at the game..... I've seen people with no charisma, but the lack of charisma DSP displays actually surprises me.

[@pirateman1144]

He's like a charisma black hole. Even outside charisma is caught, drawn in and consumed.

[@Zonedoutallthetime]

this video is absolutely hilarious I'm glad someone took the time to cut it all together, good work man

[@SirJamesDTech]

That playthrough was despicable and had no "redemption" in it...other than for those of us who frequently call out his bullshit.

[@Lily-fg5tg]

I'm so sorry that you had to put yourself through this, getting every single clip of him looking at the chat, that's dedication. You deserve a medal