This is Minecraft JOHN.. He's EVIL!

[@amorphousthoughts3646]

R.I.P Tulie the Tulip... She was a great Friend She always helped Dan through horror maps She was a legend Who got killed once

[@akididrus7560]

They sacrifice their lives for dan, may them rest in peace

[@Mathiasdanfan]

F

[@CaptainFoxy167]

Now allium is here

[@eddyfortunato7589]

Lol

[@lenny2690]

WE SHALL RE-PLANT HER

[@GabrielMartinez-th4rd]

Gets diamond sword then says "how do i survive" Me:*dies on inside*

[@Johnsen290Games]

Back off scammer

[@mahoganykettle5541]

Gabriel Martinez lol

[@lanabarto.1222]

But he got a iron sword

[@alexisr918]

LOOOOL

[@GabrielMartinez-th4rd]

But he also got a diamond sword aswell

[@peterredston8454]

John: you are the director of a large company Me: yeah do you mean trays lab co.? LOL childhood

[@Gnome_Gnoson]

Ethan Howard get the hecc outta here, scammer!

[@Gnome_Gnoson]

Jack plays no, but it actually looks quite similair!

[@siopao8137]

Ethan Howard I saw ur fren

[@peterredston8454]

This happens sometimes

[@blankbun7737]

"At least I dont work in my house." 2 yrs later: WELL I GUESS I DO NOW

[@nidakhan8835]

Even if there wasn’t covid he still works in his house he’s a youtuber

[@itsifrizz6261]

*”With a story about a rich man”* Dan: Oh, I can relate!

[@chickenman8239]

Thats funny 💶💶💶💶💶💶😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

[@emma2205]

Molly Griffin why?!

[@alexisr918]

*PFFFFFFTT*

[@lex161]

@Jonas Bauer begone

[@alexisr918]

@@Jeremy-mh3ft wut lmfao???

[@snowflake4726]

2:04 "at least I don't work in my own house" Dan, you are a youtuber who works from home...😂

[@SubsWithoutVideoPlzUwU]

Lmao

[@dsfdggsdgdfdfhhdfhhdhd]

actually that was from the game *sigh* if you look closely to the chat

[@ziggy1314]

When you try so hard but you don’t sucseed

[@brandon.lu35]

THUNDER GAMING wooosh

[@Barb_Productions]

THUNDER GAMING R/WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

[@yousifpdf]

That iron door is hitting the gym 24/7

[@ThineRomanEmpiracle]

John: YOU WILL FIGHT MY ARMY dan's actions: uses his iron sword instead of his diamond and still defeats the army This shows how *POWERFUL* dan is

[@Traffa99]

Lol

[@RRTSMPlayz]

True

[@LunExclipsxe]

13:31 "CAN YOUR CHAIR DO THISSS!?!?!?" AAAAA PEWDIEPIE CHAIIRRR IT'S ONLY $399!!

[@jharkhandrakesh]

@Anthony Brown fake

[@_aliuqet2940]

I was about to make a comment about that too lol

[@theunknown650]

ONLY

[@casemccallie5353]

Dan>oh no it's John Me> John who Dan> John wick

[@jamesplaysmc6480]

[] ƒαīτнυ [] I had an ad of a phone that costed $399 just after reading your comment

[@kayllaa_w]

If we ever loose Dan, we will remember him by this meaningful quote: *"THIS IRON DOOR HAS A SIX PACK!"*

[@gameboss8169]

uh huh

[@patch-fm]

Uh huh..

[@Bluefoxfriend]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagaha

[@mrghast2687]

Yes

[@michelleclaytor7684]

Heck yeah!!!!

[@prestonposey9205]

Dan: *fighting a semi army of monsters with a iron sword* Diamond Sword: SNEAK 100

[@arix6411]

lol

[@Dolstek]

Lel

[@Dolstek]

I know i typed lel

[@FirstTry9948]

Dan: I Fear No Man, But That Thing... *John* It Scares Me.

[@ree874]

The best burglar in 2019 Dan: What am I doing here! John: I am here to steal your money! John’s mind: He doesn’t know that I’m a burglar!

[@mossysyyyy]

I was watching this and my friend's 7 year old brother said "is that ninja from fortnite?" I have lost faith in everything now

[@RoyAwesomeR]

time to find the gun

[@Elle_Ella4094]

@@RoyAwesomeR And the gun

[@whitexxwolfxx4805]

I worry for humanity....

[@sean-js2kb]

ninja... ninja.. (INSERT TF U SAY TO ME U LIL SH;; HERE)

[@toastmc4823]

@@RoyAwesomeR and the tactical nuke

[@alr]

More Minecraft Videos for the good old days :)

[@therandomhoomaninacatonesi5794]

0:42 “Chapter 1; The burglar.” “That’s the end of the day!” *17:00*

[@atomic982]

18:00

[@insanefootballmoments3967]

It’s good dan doesn’t swear 1:he’s kid friendly 2:we see his constapated face when he gets angry

[@patch-fm]

uh huh..

[@prestonlefebrve995]

Dan said one bad word before he called a dog b*** beacuse the dog was a shemale 🤔😱🙅

[@dagamingarea4479]

Nobody: DanTDM: uses an iron sword instead a diamond sword during a fight..

[@introverticals3727]

DaGamingArea dont judge him

[@dagamingarea4479]

@@introverticals3727 I isn't judge him🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

[@311watkins]

I am your biggest fan! but, I thought You were moving to another country

[@dagamingarea4479]

@@311watkins wot?

[@patch-fm]

He wants to preserve the diamond sword for, well diamonds.

[@meowmaro]

13:31 Wow, that's a really neat reference Dan, very cool!

[@farahmubashir320]

Pewdiepie!!!

[@synical1419]

Did you just use the Donald Trump tweet? I must tell him it's now a meme.

[@meowmaro]

@@synical1419 yeah that was a trump tweet reference, VERY COOL you noticed!

[@synical1419]

@@meowmaro *V* *E* *R* *Y* *C* *O* *O* *L* !

[@RogueCalamity]

Don t get the reference

[@KingVoid27]

14:47 Omg dan when he did the guys boss fight he had a diamond sword but he used his iron.....lol

[@doudoumouri]

Yeah I noticed that...

[@JohnJCB]

I saw

[@abducted8840]

I noticed that aswell

[@mimiplayzz9938]

IK I SCREAMEZ

[@mimiplayzz9938]

Screamed

[@eilidh_is_weird1019]

Dan fighting with a iron sword- all I have is an allium The diamond sword sitting in his hotbar- :(

[@antarticstorm7991]

@Leah Bell oh wow nice scam

[@ayoutubecommenter3031]

@Leah Bell begone spam

[@HenryGeorge_Music]

John! I have got the offer of lifetime. You give me my money back, and I will give you... *THESE FOUR WATER BOTTLES*

[@c2710m1]

Diamondite 1200 hi

[@faithmiranda1614]

Lool

[@c2710m1]

Faith Miranda hi

[@Johnsen290Games]

Lol

[@c2710m1]

Johnsen Magsino hi

[@Me-zl7mu]

Dan : "At least i don't work in my own House" Also Dan : *Realizes his a KZbinr that doesn't go outside and is Really Pale.

[@elitedsmccommands2597]

i cant believe that we exactly have the same comment

[@castrovr8083]

*He's

[@quocatinh1910]

@Heather Green Get out of here bot

[@bdubmcgee1953]

@Heather Green fake

[@mynamesnotjames8205]

Dan having boss fight Me: Dan there's a diamond sword there

[@lorelairedred4833]

i saw that to

[@BeardieGroovz]

Same

[@TheReaIGarchomp]

Plot twist, MELANIE WAS THE ALLIUM

[@sean-js2kb]

that is the most le epic from le epic games plot twist

[@Skeletor96ba]

@@sean-js2kb that is flamingo not dantdm

[@RogueCalamity]

I don't know what that means

[@toastmc4823]

oof

[@ninatheaaaidontknowholyh-5460]

@@toastmc4823 Idk

[@confi4011]

Can your chair do this ?! Godly reference :')

[@mrtuffguy2769]

only 399!

[@Flvamingos]

Only 9 year olds will know

[@leolizard3152]

Hello my fellow nine year olds

[@oceanman7934]

@Charles Barnes it👏is👏a👏scam

[@LarryFrosty]

But can i buy it for 398?!??

[@i_am_very_very_confused]

John: That means u r now- Meh: TRAPPED BY MICHAEL NORTHROP!!! we did a project on that lol

[@ClarenceWashington-nv1hg]

The world: You can’t make billions by selling water. Dan: *observe*

[@brenanfarmer9531]

I DO NOT CONTROL THE SPEED AT WHICH LOBSTERS DIE!

[@produdelol3612]

14:52 :dan fighting with iron sword barely surviving Diamond sword: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?

[@yourfirstandlast2833]

Their pretty much the same

[@MANTUEFLIE2]

I wish there was a image

[@alexisr918]

*screams* LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL *dies laughing*

[@yoperrblx7401]

Dan you’re meant to fight them with a diamond sword xx

[@alexisr918]

@@yoperrblx7401 lol ikr x-x

[@carrots443]

Dan: At least I don't work in my own house. Me:... Me:That's a lie

[@ryuu9745]

Brianna Rodriguez ur such a bot

[@alexisr918]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XDDD that was le best thing eva.

[@yhjrhr7]

TheTenthPawn who the heck uses bot in KZbin go back to fortnite

[@alexisr918]

@Brooke Thompson that's probably the cuteset cheetah in le world..))

[@alexisr918]

@Whitney Ward do u rlly buy the product or does it just make sure ur human?

[@justthatguy2307]

2:02 Dan: At least I don't work in my own house. Me: *Are you sure about that?*

[@isaacroberts9259]

When you did the boss battle, it gave you a diamond sword

[@ferry5133]

@Patrick Phillips nahhhh scammer

[@jarfrey]

Ik I saw that xD

[@ethan.bennett]

I saw that too. Dan pay attention

[@thatalien8773]

yeah

[@ozhd6742]

@Lina Schulz y this is mine craft

[@mr.dembiscuits3029]

i thought it said it join us.. in HELL but i was rlly wrong 2:03 you dont?

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

John Wick would erase that man with a pencil for being evil.

[@pocchitaa]

No one : Dan : *Whippity Whoppoty John's items are now my property*

[@rezanaberman3521]

Just some Duck with Internet Lol

[@AdiPearStudios]

This is the more natural sounding version Hippity Hop John’s Thing are now my property

[@izzz4]

Dan: "Don't trust guys called John!" Me: *has uncle called John* 🤨

[@patch-fm]

@Moon the Wolf stupid gacha and stuff Is this a meta name?

[@loicraza2320]

Has a friend named John

[@katiekinsella23]

Me: Has an abusive dad called John

[@patch-fm]

@@katiekinsella23 Jesus does your mom named karen because she better take costody of you.

[@ThatOneCreator]

actually same

[@GatorRoo]

I can't believe he's gone back to MC! I'M SO HYPED! Love your content, Dan!

[@AgentNav]

13:30 ‘But can your chair do this’ Dan watches pewdiepie memes????!!!!!

[@naxolotllztmy.5342]

PewDiePie Join The Chat.....

[@sethmaster1012]

@@naxolotllztmy.5342 T-Series left the chat.

[@firedestroyer53]

He had a diamond sword the whole time during the boss fight 0_o

[@davidehab9749]

Yessss

[@Godzilla-wj7ue]

True

[@jantizionist9145]

Dan you had a diamond sword!

[@simonlim1869]

Who raged

[@Godzilla-wj7ue]

@@simonlim1869 not me

[@revoltingdrip5845]

Dan, Dan, Dan you had a flippin diamond sword in the boss fight and you didnt use it. WWWWHHHHYYYY!!!

[@gigachad8737]

TAS Revolting lol ik

[@-MIKA-696]

Corect

[@Glorpuya]

At least he is a pro

[@leolizard3152]

The music was from Ncm Epic Music Ender Güney everyone should check him out, he has great music

[@SubsWithoutVideoPlzUwU]

"Why do i always start this map in a strange white or black room?" -DanTDM 2019

[@meckam]

@Zachary Turner please stop

[@PromoCraft-rz3vz]

Who’s Zachary Turner

[@tt4pr]

15:21 Dan: *has diamond sword in inventory* Also Dan: **Proceeds to fight with the iron one*

[@dogg5221]

Dan: John! Bring back melanie. Dan: BRING BACK MY GIRLFRIEND *Melanie dies* Dan: I love you Jemma: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU!?*

[@User-37364]

LOL

[@wookjichang4864]

..--.. ..--.. ..--..

[@blustarplayzevo8218]

I kinda get but also confused at the same time! 🤷‍♂️

[@prestonlefebrve995]

Wait... Jemma screams at Dan?????

[@user-rx7zc9gx9x]

@@prestonlefebrve995 It's a joke. But okay.

[@Muksss]

“Don’t Trust Guys named John” Well Said Dan.

[@michelleclaytor7684]

My friend's name is Jon. Jon-michal

[@skyl8249]

john kramer [anyone got it]

[@emilyoliver3004]

JONY BOY WERE ARE YOU A line I never thought dan would say🤣

[@coolioawesomedudegaming7199]

I love how dan at the end fought with his iron sword even though he had a diamond one.

[@shamsaozair7724]

*YOU HAD A DIAMOND SWORD IN THE BOSS FIGHT BUT YOU DIDN'T USE IT*

[@raafeyplayz7015]

Extremeblader 1311 lol

[@beontimee]

Extremeblader1311 ikr I was saying something about that too.

[@ayochill8333]

i was going to say that XD

[@jestkarma5259]

He’s just that good

[@shamsaozair7724]

@@jestkarma5259 lol

[@lolapomeroy1714]

Dan: THIS IRON DOOR HAS A 6 PACK WHAT?!? Me: HAHAHA😂😂 (I don’t know why I died so much of that part)

[@aleena6473]

Because u have none

[@socialnorm3295]

Gregory Ross liar

[@MisterValiant]

Same😂

[@grimblob7305]

Gregory Ross wow nice scams!

[@coolioz4219]

I’ll never unsee it...

[@pggfazel]

I came home a little sad because it’s my last day of 7th grade. Watching Dan play Minecraft made me feel a lot better. Thanks Dan💕💕

[@babyyoda4854]

Dan: “Is this really all my money? Just one slip of paper.” Me: The paper is a check!

[@layaalex8829]

its a check 😊

[@user-lc1kt8gt2e]

He protecc He attacc But most Importantly, Minecraft Dan is back!!

[@cleo2775]

bacc*

[@sean-js2kb]

For me this is tbh getting old, ive seen this on so many vids.

[@gacha_bexthegachatuber7191]

Fluffy potato lol

[@blueturtleanimations]

John: SO your offering me fours water bottles for all your money... Dan: Yes John:Deal!

[@dustinpeek3111]

Scam

[@itsifrizz6261]

XD

[@something1113e]

@Adam Morris ACCOUNT THIEF!

[@GJYYC]

🤚😆✋ scam bot

[@GreenWetwork1337]

*7 months later* Still keep his stuff from 7 months ago

[@noahcancel2715]

Lol

[@cleantoiletwater4499]

And that is how holy water is made

[@billtheminer9945]

14:50 Are we gonna ignore that Diamond Sword? *Ok*

[@ralphsebastian7082]

No

[@frutomichellec.9121]

NO WHY DAN USE THE IRON SWORD HIS DUMB SOOOOOO DUMB HE DIN’T EVEN NOTICE THE DIAMOND SWORD IN HIS ENVITORI wait!whats the spelling of envitori???any comments???.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

[@demonplayz3471]

@@frutomichellec.9121 Its not dumb hes so powerful that he even use the iron sworf instead of the diamond

[@gracejavillo5877]

Hi Dan i've been watching your videos for 5 years and now keep doing the great work and god bless you ,love you Dantdm :)

[@unitedunit9291]

During the boss fight Dan had a diamond sword but used the iron sword

[@deborahstreeter4420]

Yup

[@bradel02]

Ik i think dan is betraying diamonds...

[@summerrrrrr8]

Yuer

[@summerrrrrr8]

Yer

[@nabfan26]

Nobody: Absolutely no one: No one in the whole universe: Dan: tHIs IrOn dOoR HaS A sIX PaC

[@rezanaberman3521]

2:04 :Dan: at least I don’t work in my house Also dan: works at his house during lockdown

[@clementine_1569]

“This iron door has six pack” ~Dantdm 2019

[@idkwhattocalllit]

Dan, you get distracted so easily. melenie just died! and your interested in a chair

[@KookiePup]

“This iron door has a six pack.” -Dantdm 2019

[@placeholder8327]

“This iron door has a six-pack.” This is the quote I live by.

[@Njb-yp4td]

Dan! It gave you a diamond sword! Use it!

[@jianinabaculio3672]

I saw it too

[@superwolfpup]

I was going to say that but I wanted to see if anyone else saw it

[@johnkeithv7794]

@@superwolfpup same

[@justinb.9808]

Where or what time is it?? Cuz I didn't see it

[@summerdayz2606]

Nathan Bennion I know I was yelling at my phone “USE THE DIAMOND SWORD YOU FOOL” that whole time lol

[@graciemay4235]

No one: Literally no one: Me: WHY IS THE MONEY PAPER. (Everyone told me that it’s a check 😂😬)

[@blimbam]

lol thats me XD

[@abigailguinta6153]

It's a check

[@whispurr1927]

It’s a check

[@arthur.kodic329]

Lol Its A Money Check

[@redunoreversecard1108]

It’s a check

[@Unknown-qy6yg]

Woah... Uploaded 39 minutes ago and already 23,968 views. :O Oh. My. Jeb. Thank you all so much you are the best!!

[@Noah-xz5mk]

hez dat famous

[@calebfarmer176]

18 for me

[@markkellett7854]

??? Unknown hey he’s doing waaaaay better than my KZbin channel:(

[@calebfarmer176]

@@markkellett7854 okay

[@calebfarmer176]

do it for fun not for subs

[@hollyklutz]

Dan: At least I don't work in my own house. Also Dan: *records video in his own house*

[@deimastakenaite7239]

Dan:how am i meant to battle all of them! Me:YOU HAVE A DIAMOND SWORDDD USE ITTT!!!!!!!

[@rainbowhamham27]

That's exactly what I was screaming at the screen the entire boss fight. USE YOUR DIAMOND SWORD ITS RIGHT THERE!!!!

[@itsvee7126]

*dan sees a model man* GIVE ME YOUR HEAD

[@parthibhayat]

Lol, that is me when I play a map

[@littlekittygaming6292]

No wonder he got robbed

[@_.kasastar._]

That's definitely me every time I play something with a fake head

[@MariaGriggs8]

Why

[@itsvee7126]

@@MariaGriggs8 because whenever Dan sees a man he always wants it's head

[@TheOneTheaEnd]

Me: reads title. Ooh a dantdm video Meme side of me:you have made me angry....john I require my lasagna john

[@sanstheskeleton9339]

He protecc He attacc He had a diamond sword But he used iron to attacc

[@_kcgaudsx]

you rhyming attacc with attacc 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@hugocastaenda4387]

Bad rhyme.

[@Spectiquex]

14:50 Was anyone else annoyed when Dan didn't use the *DIAMOND SWORD* in his hotbar during the Boss Fight? I mean he won in the end but still...

[@thesealguin5062]

Maybe he didn't notice it,since he's panicking while fighting the mobs...

[@Solesteam]

"I have the offer of a lifetime, you give me my money back, *and I give you these four water bottles.* "

[@mackenziehuffman8279]

Sold!😂

[@erictubegamingrobloxminecr7484]

When you were fighting the zombies he gave you a diamond sword

[@dragonwolf-nb9vw]

My name is Melanie! 😄

[@jackg1403]

yea ik why didn't he use it?!?

[@evernesskyle]

4:48 Dan:I think i need to put it in the dRoPpEr Dropper:😎😎😎 Hopper:Hold my Dan

[@clairecoleman8939]

“This iron door has a six pack!“ ~Dan, 2019

[@park-bw9hn]

Omg another horror map gameplay 😭💖. Missed this so much! Love you Dan!

[@emmathepotato1733]

What did you learn today? TO NEVER TRUST ANYONE THATS CALLED JOHN

[@lord_mew]

Stop scamming

[@Criminalztv]

Ya

[@PromoCraft-rz3vz]

LOG4N07 wdym

[@taskinhaq6788]

My friends name is John

[@Mango-id8yn]

“At least I don’t work, in my own house”-Dan Well In one year time, most of the world will be doing just that, my friend.....

[@kimkirby8838]

Me making a deal ME: give me all my money back, and I will give you these 4 water bottles 😂

[@i_am_very_very_confused]

Dan. If you. Cannot remember. The name of. Oak wood. Then I am. Very concerned. For your. Minecraft health. ITS OAK OKAY!!!

[@areq7413]

No, it was Birch

[@_.kasastar._]

You mean OAK-AY?

[@_.kasastar._]

Also you didn't get it right.Sorry, But It's birch.

[@digbyperriam1603]

​@@_.kasastar._ thats what i was thinking

[@calpz3441]

I love how he uses his stone sword instead of diamond and still wins

[@slattgirl007]

Dan: at least I don’t work in my own house. Me:* thinks about his own job

[@robberito]

You stole this from a guy who got hearted Shame on you!!

[@ellaqyk]

I am so happy Dan is back to Minecraft!!❤️

[@AlexSlander]

Same

[@chasepeterson2230]

As soon as you said John I got a recommendation for a fortnite John wick clay tutorial.

[@ryuu9745]

Chase Peterson clayclaim right?

[@chasepeterson2230]

TheTenthPawn yeah

[@ryuu9745]

@@chasepeterson2230 yea same for me

[@michelleclaytor7684]

"I can't even remember the wood name!" It's birch, Dan

[@obikegeoffrey581]

Dan:at least I don't work in my house. Me: but you do!

[@Just.Rxnn-]

Yeet

[@johnguadarrama5971]

How could you, Dan?! THAT'S MY NAME.

[@AXAND3R]

You evil frick >:(

[@hai3240]

Where's Melanie

[@lillianlora18]

With a story about a rich man I’m sold let’s get in

[@Celery505_]

At least I don’t work in my own house Me- wait...where are you now?!

[@ethan.bennett]

14:51 I’m dead, so dead. I have no food. I’ve only got a tulip... or allium. And that’s it.............. Me: THATS IT?!? HE GAVE YOU A DIAMOND SWORD. YOU HAD ONE THE WHOLE TIME???!!! PS: next time check your hotbar bro, and the flowers name was tulie.

[@chloebautista3000]

13:31 BuT cAn YOu dO ThIS!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Honestly that caught me offguard!,

[@hafizalofficial7011]

Its just $399

[@cidbrillantes61]

13:31 Dan: Can your chair do this?! PewDiePie: *Hold my beer*

[@bryayen]

Dan said could your chair do this?!

[@kassidywikel4399]

4:11 that was the cutest giggle I have ever heard from dan

[@lucasbestboi3175]

Anyone thought of the shining? Edit: “this iron door has six packs!” - Dan 2019

[@xxrandygamingxxhi3041]

"Dan" have a guiness world record have a great life one of the richest youtuber strength: his puGz weakness: LEVERS!

[@franklin2286]

Omg so funny

[@CSXT-8888]

Aha!

[@neutronzanada5836]

Who else saw the diamond sword in the final boss fight?

[@oblivionphoenix4103]

NeutronZanada ya the fight would have been to much easier

[@littlekittygaming6292]

Me

[@krooked_kraken9976]

Dan didn't even use the diamond sword in boss fight What a legend

[@minoslesbian]

Dan: Melanie! Which button do I press? Melanie: JuSt PrESs OnE oF tHeM!!

[@rayan9380]

👴 👕 👖 🧦

[@Deimoste]

🤑 👕 👖 👞

[@alexcarlan1057]

I've been watching you since you did custom map adventures i love you!

[@justaorginarygamer2870]

Ive been waching him for 6 years -_- legit

[@ivonne623]

Lisa West stop trying to scam ugly

[@bradel02]

Same

[@justaorginarygamer2870]

@@bradel02 sure buddy (;