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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Gameplay Overview:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience accurate warfare through the ages. TABS uses state of the art physics-based simulation to provide you with never-before-seen insight to our greatest battles of history.
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Game Features:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a game like no other game. It not really accurate, but the battles are physics based simulations where numerous wacky characters battle through different technology ages to become the ultimate champions of the Totally Accurate Battles!
TABS Early Access has 5 different factions:
Tribal Cavemen, Farmers, Medieval Knights, Ancient Warriors, and Vikings!
Enjoy the 13 maps in Sandbox mode or Campaign
Defeat the enemies in the silly campaign!
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[@Blitz]

Kevin wanted me to tell you that all merch on the store is 15% off this black friday through cyber monday! Go get some merch! store.blitztopia.com/

[@tacticaltoast7063]

Kevin is god

[@tacticaltoast7063]

Kevin is smart

[@tacticaltoast7063]

be like kevin

[@Gravyman8]

“This is a strong tabs unit in tabs” doesn’t make sense

[@animofacts4595]

Blitz pls PLS use samurai tornado 🌪️ and spin to win 🌪️ and tornado slice 🌪️

[@mightymouse1284]

Blitz, make a unit with 5 vampire bites and 0.5 size. It's hilarious, I promise you.

[@hornetisvoider]

Small vampire

[@ejthedjcool4423]

yes it is DO IT

[@billybobdoge3476]

I’ll try it

[@Kniives_]

Mosquito

[@gapetheapegod7976]

A flea

[@johnnyivkovic2363]

3:38 “Ice melts fire,” said Blitz Me: “Hang on a minute, what did you say?”

[@just_is]

3:55

[@peizhang6035]

It all changed when the fire nation attacked

[@sweet-smellingverb5608]

DONT STEAL MY STUFF

[@benblock_]

“Backwards words are hard” He meant to say it.

[@TheKat904]

ICE MELTS FIRE YOU GOT IT WRONG BLITZ ITS FIRE MELTS ICE

[@shydude0992]

Here's an idea for a unit: a "sword master" unit that can dodge, parry, and deflect projectiles.

[@Silverwind87]

A Jedi, you want a Jedi Master

[@richneuro6121]

"I feel like some archers are committing SUDOKU over here" I am dying hahhhahahaha

[@MiniLoot1230]

Same 😆

[@jessiehogue.]

I was like 'The hell did I just hear?' went back, played it again, and smiled.

[@mercy3106]

Alright make a guy with really high defense and no attack power and make a bunch of fire ants ride on him as a mount.

[@buffratr6531]

You can only have one mount at a time so you could only do one ant

[@ANKYLOVER3647]

1000 hp would be good for health because the health he used was way too big

[@imbeet2066]

@Some Normal Person On KZbin it still won't work

[@thesandman78]

@@imbeet2066 I actually found a glitch.If you change it from half long to wobbler it actually kinda duplicates the rider.

[@snekek1564]

“Ice melts fire” -Blitz

[@derpedlerp1237]

It does!

[@salsamas8902]

3:55 (yeah ice melts fire)

[@WonderingwhyK]

Blitz The Elemental Master

[@Lisukoksu]

I am polish. Do you want "Ice melt fire"?

[@sweet-smellingverb5608]

DONT STEAL MY STUFF

[@digitalgame7956]

You should make a unit where you shrink a halfling to .1x and increase all other stats to the max. Name him Tiny Timmy. I’m imagining it in my head right now.

[@hexeeboldchannel3246]

Use two “Sensei shuriken throw” as the weapons but change one of the stats to “snake” and one to “clams”. We ain’t got the chicken man but we got snake clam man(?)

[@Can-ew4xr]

"İce melts fire" -Blitz 2020

[@kittenziwnl5542]

Lol

[@Funperson_]

lol

[@hjskywalker1414]

Ice actually beats fire since when fire melts ice, ice turns into water

[@ProtoSquam]

that's funny just really, plus he really said that lol

[@noemiesparza6076]

This is false

[@connerlucas8277]

Wow this is like, totally accurate

[@kakyoin5862]

and it’s simulator

[@kakyoin5862]

@Tristan Henson-Smith yes

[@awesometankerdude5318]

You can click on the weapons to change the color of it,and if it is a ranged weapon you can change what it shoots out (note that projectiles like the bone mage spikes,priest/heal beam,and the wizard bolt can't be added to another ranged weapon) Edit: also unless you change the cost of the unit,the cost will be randomized

[@blackandgoldyt]

Blitz: ice melts fire Everyone: oh yea this is BIG BRAIN time

[@EvelynnWinters2000]

Please make "The Fish Rider" Rider: Halfling, 2x damage 1000 health, a fish in either hand as weapons, a pool floaty as armor and a bucket helmet Mount: a regular unit, 20x speed 500 health, 1.5x size, fish costume, no weapons

[@betafox4476]

yessss

[@danepolchin7034]

hehehehhehehe

[@Ghost_Cat.1]

Yes yes yes

[@turtleyoutubeaccount]

We need this

[@carterbrown1067]

OMG YESSSS

[@phase_faux9745]

Blitz: It looks like something someone made in a backyard Me: SOMEONE MADE A SKELTON IN THEIR BACK YARD!!!

[@rbrazz]

5:16 when you see your family in the crowd so you try to impress them

[@packediceisthebestminecraf9007]

9:54 "This skeleton with clothes looks like somebody made it in their back yard" *Wait a second-*

[@thewolfoflight5780]

*HOL' UP*

[@eur0be4t3r]

r/holup

[@thestormchasingconcorde6184]

i don't get the joke, can you explain it to me?

[@eur0be4t3r]

@@thestormchasingconcorde6184 the joke is that someone got killed in someone’s backyard

[@packediceisthebestminecraf9007]

@@thestormchasingconcorde6184 Not many people make skeletons with clothes in their back yard, unless they have a skeleton in their back yard, you know..?

[@polarhack222]

when he said Ice and lightning, he meant go to stats, where you can change what a ranged weapon fires

[@confusedmedictf2207]

5:29 "he's inderprative dancing"

[@supermonkey5625]

an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

[@ultraworld639]

yes

[@firefiy8789]

And the object moves very slowly

[@seagulleater6886]

blitz: is artemis the god of green stuff? me: god of the HUNT!!!

[@jamesedminster1015]

GODDESS GOD-DESS

[@mothmanafterdark5924]

T H E G O D O F G R E E N.

[@carterbrown1067]

She is the goddess of nature and the hunt that’s my her arrows are green

[@sirsliderr1180]

I just did a presentation on Artemis before watching this. It cringed me so bad

[@beastlymace2214]

NATURE GODDESS OF NATURE AND THE HUNT THE HUNT IS THE SHOOT SHOOT THE NATURE IS THE GREEN JUICE GODDESS OF NATTTTUUUTRRRRWJDIENDIJDISJDJXJSJOSJDOFJFJRJUD

[@thebamboozler5735]

Name this Jeff, Thy Bomb Yeeter. Stiffy with dual miniguns that fire bombs at 10X fire rate, has a cool hood and knight armor Edit: just make it shoot bombs at a really fast rate simmilar to a minigun would, also make the bombs do 4 times more dmg, also give it, master progectile block 3 times,

[@maniwishihadthelongestname7641]

18:53 when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object

[@guardian6000]

Hey in the official uc release there's new powers my favorite one was "size serum" bad name right that's what a dev said to me on discord and he sent me a vid a bout it and theres futuristic weapons in the UC(unit creator).

[@professorpandapants2652]

Blitz is honestly the best KZbinr I have ever seen

[@Tadnado]

This is facts

[@kagenlopez8191]

Ikr

[@ian6843]

Sugestion: Death dress him all black and grim make his abilities be: dark peasant hands, enrage, hover, reaper wings and reaper explosion, make his weapons the reaper scythe and throw dark peasant, max his speed and buff him using only the number 9 also I forgot to mention make him out of the stiffy

[@Panzerschreck716]

no no no. the number 6

[@Stroomage]

Yes I like it, also number 9 is good

[@ian6843]

@@Panzerschreck716 no 9 is better

[@ian6843]

@Tristan Henson-Smith yup forgot to mention what to make him out of thanks for reminding me I'll edit my comment now

[@Jameson_Misadventures]

6969696969 should be the number

[@prakashsakhare4868]

3:44 "If a ant believes in himself it can even kill a mammoth"

[@swordofgenetics5361]

Please make the vessel of impalement : dressed in all brown , 5 vlad impale powers , a handlock , and the rest is yours to control

[@jeremiahreece7202]

All the dislikes are from the TABS units who died. Edit:I like how everyone is arguing about how many dislikes there are now.

[@ejoty_6128]

only five died?

[@jeremiahreece7202]

@@ejoty_6128 yes

[@Weisstron]

Oh yea

[@Zoon-mb7us]

Yes

[@Weisstron]

IM STILL HERE YA KNOW

[@jeffbezos2554]

to change what a ranged weapon fires click on the weapon, go to colours, then the tab next to colours is weapon stats (i play the beta too lol)

[@echothevelociraptor9694]

Then click whatever he basic ammunition is and it will pull up a menu similar to the weapons and clothing one but with ammunition

[@tessalindsey-gautreaux7455]

COLOR!

[@daithimacbradaigh3918]

@@tessalindsey-gautreaux7455 Some cultures spell words differently. Americans spell it color, other English speaking countries spell it colour.

[@Procraftbrother]

Yup

[@Procraftbrother]

Check out my other comment

[@defeatordeath5766]

😂😂😂ice melts fire man this video is hilarious great content man

[@jamesscalzo3033]

Hey Blitz, loved the video man! I have some Unit Suggestions for you. I have also included some of their stats to make it a bit easier for you to make them. Faction: Skeleton Apocalypse Unit #1: Skeleton Rifleman Stats: 100 Hitpoints, 1.25 × normal size, 1.25 × normal weight, 2.00 × normal speed, 1.50 × Attack speed, 2.00 × normal reload, 2.50 × Attack damage Both hands are holding either an M1 Garand, M-14, or the Pirate Faction Blunderbus for it's weapon, of your choice Unit will have a bucket on it's head with the Pirate Faction Flintlock unit's vest, and nothing else. Unit #2: Skeleton Chaingunner Stats: 150 Hitpoints, 1.25 × normal size, 1.50 × normal weight, 2.00 × normal speed, 2.00 × Attack speed, 2.50 × normal reload, 2.00 × Attack damage Both hands are holding a Minigun/Chaingun that fires either Balista bolts or Firework arrows, your choice Unit will have a Bucket on it's head with the Pirate Faction Flintlock unit's vest and the shorts as well. Hope you get to enjoy trying these guys out. I just came up with "random" stats in my head when I typed this out. Would love to see you try them on a video.

[@slatwansstays9322]

"Yeah, ice melts fire." - Blitz, 2020

[@dedley2664]

How about a unit called “The Avatar” You can make his ability’s the 4 elements and make him 0.75 size.

[@mrayrick7631]

Nice atla/LOK refence

[@dustinscott3793]

Yes definitely

[@Jamaso.]

Yes

[@beastlymace2214]

wobbler plus gatling gun (and if u have it mini gun) then atk speed 999 weight 999 and as little damage as u can go i call it the super yeet. (cus it make units

[@beanxplayz2524]

That is impossible so sorry he cannot do that...

[@Spooderman862]

Blitz making a strong unit Basically every unit: this world shall know pain

[@shockerhaven07]

Name: Cthulhu |body: wobbler| clothes: squid hat, spider head, monster feet TABG skeleton suit (make it as dark as possible not black)| Abilities: stiffy fear, Vlad impale, lightning deflect, reaper wings, and giant stomp | weapons: Ice giant punch 2 | voice: candlehead with pitch all the way down making as deep as possible| stats: make size 2.00X bigger and 200,000 health, and .3 movement speed, and 100 attack speed

[@nuvollid]

There should be a unit that have a atermis bow that shoots out crows... I called this unit.. BIRD MAN

[@edu4rdo7dark]

You can do It changing the Projectiles

[@Union-]

Wouldn't that name just be the scare crow?

[@nuvollid]

Shhhh dont disrespect the name XD

[@edu4rdo7dark]

@@nuvollid Bird Man is better its more... Different

[@nuvollid]

Ye also its artemis bows so it can quick fire.. I would say if u increase the attack rate it would be faster but i can inagine the birdy apocalypse

[@randombean8157]

Day 31 of suggesting blitz should start saying “keep your stick on the ice” again (1 month yay)

[@Tadnado]

I sign this petition

[@Zoon-mb7us]

Yes

[@ConfusedEnigma877]

Hi

[@ConfusedEnigma877]

Day 13

[@Oscar_6752]

Signed

[@executioner3342]

Tabs: how many miniguns do ya want Blitz: yes

[@zf4206]

"Is artimis the god of green stuff?"-Blitz

[@supercreeper9993]

drunk adult: Normal size, random head , no pants only skirt. Weapons: Bottle & Bottle. Abilitys: Enrage, tornado swipe, giant foot stomp, big headbutt ,taekondo kick. stats: 10000hp,2x weight,100 movement speed,1000 atack speed, 5x damage

[@Ghost_Cat.1]

Supercreeper99 yes yes yes yes

[@sirsliderr1180]

Smol man hobbit Barrel clothes Like 5 health 10 x move speed Damage is 5x He explodes on death This man ahnialates melee units when in an army

[@afkninjachickenwithfries4102]

kinda reminds me of the barrel roller

[@clintvanweerdhuizen4211]

How do you make it explode on death

[@registeredloser1092]

So I know weapons don't change size with the units (at least I don't think so). What if you made a giant with dark peasant hands: Would the hands still be tiny? If so, would they still block the exposed parts of the giant??

[@JTD6]

I love this game and this video

[@yangotru4338]

Make a unit called “Birb” Halfling Sounds like a scarecrow, enemy, holds 2 crows, 10000 hp, 4 weight, attack speed 1000, holds 2 crows Abilities: Scarecrow wings, reaper explosion, master lightning block, master projectile block Clothing ragged clothes

[@jayman39]

birb

[@kk2862]

Birb

[@powerpenguin7546]

Me: Sees thumbnail “NOW THATS ALOTTA DAMAGE!!!!”

[@jayleen_was_taken00]

Meme comment here

[@process8388]

"Ice melts fire" Me: 😳

[@Kuo-iq4wi]

"Goku is really cheap hes just gonna get smashed" -Blitz 2020

[@darthvader5174]

Wow overall your videos have had over 1 billion views! That's insane! Congrats on the progress you've made! You really deserve it

[@darthvader5174]

Yes!!!! A like from blitz! My life is now complete.

[@JTD6]

Yep

[@thecrazybirdboyck301]

Wow im early enough to see ppl argue for first comment :3 It was robble btw

[@tedthetech1178]

Same I’m never this early

[@j3films326]

Fr they all say they first when they really not like bruh just stop

[@Twist_Ligma]

Lol i didnt know i ws early

[@toddhoward770]

Ok a halfling with pretty good speed and every dodge ability u can fit in there

[@TeamRamen48]

That skeleton became a sea urchin realy quickly

[@Genocide9999]

To fix the flying giant glitch, put the weapon on them before you make them big, not after.

[@plasmabolts4077]

It looks like the fire ants are jumping around lol

[@Yuri_mf]

"Ice melt fire" -blitz 2021

[@jacobsimpson7244]

Blitz, You should make a unit with fire balls and Ice walls, maybe give him a spear as well.

[@jacobsimpson7244]

you should also add ice breath

[@Eenkognito]

5 times Shouts is always super fun to use, stacking a bunch of normal shouters can instantly kill people, having them rock 5 each would add up fast. Artemis but with balloon bows would be amusing Halflings but with the glue hands You can set stats to negative so you can have a unit that only attacks once but does so with absurd force, or a healing vampire that targets allies maybe.

[@trollsansofficial]

Or a potion seller that sells Greater Healing Potions

[@CPS0001]

SandWitch Heavy:YES

[@titanlord9267]

no Sandvich IT MAKES MEE STRONG

[@sneerykraken9656]

Make the fish man like how you found a fish costume in the vid, oh yeah and give him water/ice powers

[@arclord2910]

“Looks like some of the Artemis are commuting sudoku”

[@nwefie_]

you should make a reverse senotaur (with the horse mask)

[@rehanalam1900]

Imagine criticizing people with notifications... Your 44th btw

[@jgarcia4501]

Hey blitz just a suggestion but the dark peasant hands really make the units op and doesn't really show their true abilities which would be fun. Great content btw!

[@ch3at_c0de93]

Blitz is so big brain that he knows that ice melts fire

[@soapsson6504]

Make a unit that wears army clothes and give him an m16 and name him “Nam”.

[@drake9967]

He has such a good voiceeeeee

[@gamere-man5393]

Bone mages should be able to rip out the bones of their enemy's.

[@BaconMan9805]

Uhhhhhhnhhhhhh...... lil dark dude

[@alwyndsouza1067]

Way to make Tabs 18+

[@vico196]

It is logical but the content would be not so family friendly..

[@icyrain8823]

No

[@birdmcrandomsux]

well even though it is dark, isnt TABS a fighting simulator? why would a FIGHTING simulator be family friendly? cmon, man. ITS FIGHTING. ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FAMILY FRIENDLY.

[@bsn0730]

"About the same amount of meat." Seriously, no joke there

[@sunilrinku0369]

Its so fun watching this tabs episode

[@lt.polliwog3683]

A cool idea in my opinion is a defensive/offensive unit with teachers parry and arrow block, 80 or a low hitpoints, and a sword or spear to fight with.

[@danielxia1701]

make a two handed unit with artemis's bow. then give them all powers that include arrows or projectiles. give him 10000 health and 5x damage. change the projectile to balista bolts and name it the arrow bender

[@picrigg1913]

I did it it’s so op

[@densecabbage2057]

make a unit with one hp but all the dodge abilities, plus good ranged damage. bonus: keep the cost under 5k

[@eur0be4t3r]

”I am Heavy weapons guy and this is my weapon”

[@iota1718]

You can edit what things shoot by clicking them going into there stats and then changing the projectiel please like so he can see

[@secondlieutenan]

Make the most offense character (fast, little hitpoints, best weapons etc)

[@nylasherazi7956]

5:10 this is why you should study about the square cube law which says “a cube is a shape which whenever it doubles it’s height it’s size, height and width changed by 2 but this also means the volume has changed by 8 so it is stronger but way heavier”. So you would have to almost double the weight in order for it to stay standing but since this is a game the law of physics might not apply.

[@TK1117]

So somthing about a banana riding a pineapple? Idk thats complicated

[@mrmanhasaplan]

“Ice melt fire yea something like that” -blitz 2021

[@danandchristineharbour2538]

Make a skeleton with 5 master projectile blocks. Make size and speed and damage normal. Give them 1 flintlock that drops, also give them a zues lightning throw. Name them a name that starts with Z.

[@melindapavelyev4710]

5:14 it looks like blue is breakdanceing from the 1920s or something idk im 9 :P

[@j.k_games]

7:24 boxed like a goldfish

[@nolongerinuse.8205]

Make a giant godlike unit that’s beatable. Then try to beat him. Try to use all the elements :) I love your content!

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

“Its a poisoned bird, hehehehe” Me: :(

[@theforgotten1175]

Make a landmine a mini unit with walk speed of 0. 1hp an the perk that when he dies he blows up.

[@sidleth9698]

unit suggestion: make the smallest unit possible, make him as heavy as possible, give him the biggest weapon possible, use any abilities except for dark peasant hands, reaper wings, or sword casting.

[@insertnamehere9180]

1:Fire ants 2:Please do not pass 3:Bucket Boi of Madness

[@DinoB00]

Yay first one here hello blitz great video keep up the good work

[@MOISTWRESTLINGLEAGUE]

Bailey Atkinson 23 4th

[@gamerking8921]

SHUT UP NOOOOOOB UR 5TH TRY AGAIN NEXT VIDEO NOOOOOB

[@josiahd4073]

actually 5th

[@itsazzy1703]

idea: the fire ant but with wings and the fire ability i call it “ soul fire”

[@oliverjones7296]

I call it a queen ant or a male

[@DrewDaSleeper]

My man's had perfect timing at 9:08

[@filelost9194]

The most defensive unit is just as I imagined an extremely defensive unit to be

[@irleon3988]

How about a guy with a big sword, throws a tornado, has the bull rush ability, a dodging ability, and the samurai ability (can't remember the name of other abilities

[@cookieboiroblox5614]

E

[@DeaconBirbSpy]

The Crowned Sharpshooter: Put a crown on a skeleton and give him 2 revolvers and make is attack speed an absolute beast and give him Ice arena, Enrage, And a lightning deflect. Place any clothing that looks like a sharpshooter on him.

[@liamyoung458]

I like this idea

[@perodactyl490]

"Ice melts fire." -Blitz 2020

[@gwenlewis8292]

Make sans from undertale with super peasant hands

[@ramenecho3872]

Want a illusion face your phone long side up when he starts the video

[@EvelynnWinters2000]

Make "Jeremy" Regular unit, Banana costume, 100000 health, 10x movement speed, 0.1x size, Superpeasant punch in both hands

[@weirdrandomguy8791]

8:01 he knows mammoths can’t climb unless your watching ice age 2 lol

[@samueln2154]

That ending tho lol

[@pajamas2423]

Make the weirdest unit possible!!!!!!

[@Tadnado]

You just described blitz entire channel

[@pajamas2423]

@@Tadnado I know right!!

[@Aliyah_666]

Artemis is the goddess of the hunt. So she has an affinity for nature.

[@SinnabunGames]

"He got boxed in the ice hole" - Blitz

[@TheDirtManYT]

The Blinded Mage : Health : 2500 Weapons : 1 hand dark peasant blast : Other hand super peasant punch Abilities : dark hands and 4 ice arenas Clothing : something to cover eyes, after that any thing wizard-y works.