This is the WORST Hospital ever

[@Kryoz]

BIG OL' THICK AND LONG VIDEO FOR Y'ALL! HOPE YOU ENJOY

[@pineapplewithpizza]

Man pickle with white guac

[@ReiDaTecnologia]

I like em big ;)

[@LE_Arasaka]

WILL DO, SIR!

[@lilassassincole3862]

Thank you papa Kryoz for yet another offering to appease the masses

[@riohoney6]

The way I didn't notice until I read this comment 😭 TWO HOURS??? Kryoz hath blessed us on this day

[@Noway600]

Yumi, Blarg, and Kryoz is actually kind of a super team. Not too psycho or gross, but just enough stress and commentary and bickering to make watching 2 hours of observation kind of awesome.

[@Sil3n1]

2 HOURS OF KRYOZ ?! HELL YA

[@ScubbaSteve3000]

Right! Got beer on standby

[@GrizzlyPolar]

I DIDNT NOTICE UNTIL YOU SAID ANYTHING, NOW IM BLESSED

[@Why-are-there-handles]

How did I watch the whole video without noticing😭😭

[@zuluoscar9394]

Watching the doors grow while john asks "so you guys are saying theres an anomaly?" was a pretty solid start for the video

[@tarrfarmer]

I think the 'lag' anomaly was actually all players simultaneously getting teleported a small distance backwards, from whatever direction they were moving in, it was happening too rhythmically for natural lag, but v difficult to spot

[@heimskr2881]

the lag felt pretty obviously an anomaly imo. They're all seeing the same exact thing which is different from actual lag

[@Lycaa]

also the host wouldn't have lags

[@kwardozz]

I miss John's 100 character titles...

[@Kryoz]

I'm close to starting them again tbh. I felt like the long titles were hurting my videos but Im not so sure anymore, plus the long ones are more fun to think of

[@garlicp7421]

@@KryozThey added a fun factor to your videos, made you more of an individual

[@Pig_stain]

​@Kryoz i think for any normal channel that would hurt it but its kinda your brand, similar to manlybadasshero.

[@reviviidotjpg]

@@Kryoz bring back the uber long titles we beg

[@simonhouse4126]

So definitely can appeal to your more dedicated, & active audience, though your subscribers who forgor or get tired of your current content may be willing to be pulled back in. I could imagine it may not show the long titled videos for as many viewers compared to other videos since KZbin is all about key words too so who knows how stretching that goes 🤷🏼. For those who loved you longer video titles though, such as my self, since I clicked on them all the time (like every time they'd be posted on the day ❤) I believe KZbin targeted those long titled videos from you and constantly gave me older ones along with your new ones!

[@eaterofcrayons5018]

Oh my god a two hour video must have taken absolute ages to edit and render, thank you so much John for this thicc gift you have bestowed upon us

[@joremi]

53:30 "he's literally saluting" caught me off guard

[@TheWorldsLargestOven]

I love how they won so many 50/50 on the start.

[@Twitser666]

The blue screen qr code leads to a fake KZbin video to fix blue screen that has the guy that is helping get attacked by a bright light. 😂

[@dielan6847]

blarg's mic sounded like he was in that water portal thing that took people's souls in the scooby doo movie on the island

[@castielinparadise]

now THIS is a trio i didn’t know i needed in my life, but now i want more of it 😭

[@holy.water.]

yall kept walking in the wrong damn elevators on the 200 levels 😭

[@TrollFejz]

53:42 It sounds like Matt is stuck in a didgeridoo

[@callmestumps6954]

Blarg getting fucking haunted was the best part of this video

[@cinna8772]

1:46:20 that Jeff the Killer poster gave me an intense flashback

[@HereComesWheely]

54:22 me shouting into a fan as a kid

[@BeanColored]

But like how bad is it? If i come in with a sprained ankle, will i need to pay my family's combined savings? Give up my dogs?

[@maddspie]

Yipppee!! A long video to watch and stay up all night for!!

[@mister.batman]

Ever since this video came out I just keep playing it over and over again. I think I've played it every day.

[@prod.unhxppy]

2 HOURS?? HELL YEAH DUDE

[@elfthing9900]

HELL YEAH, was looking for a video to fall asleep to (it's 3am) this is PERFECT.

[@jaxonmcalley]

A horror game? You are weird. Jk

[@mystieflower]

about to watch this while I work on my Spanish work! hell yeah

[@mystieflower]

as someone who is doing Spanish work right now at 28:20 that is indeed how we type in spanish!

[@camra554]

“3oh!3 isn’t that that weird vegan group” *proceeds to sing metro station

[@dicedlemons]

i have been consuming much kryoz content recently, and i am glad to see that i now have 2 more hours to watch

[@lordzares2028]

Hell fucking yeah, 2 hours of Kryoz is a blessing, thanks for the treat papa!

[@Chococat3-zR0b]

17:02 erm kryoz was right abt the bottle???? but then it didnt change after that round?😭 so confused

[@honeybun6677]

It was an anomaly while it was red, then when he noticed it was different next round, it was already normal, therefore stayed normal.

[@disappointed2764]

LETS FUCKING GOO SHIT TO DRAW TO

[@disappointed2764]

‘Twas a good video, will return for white noise at later dates

[@simonhouse4126]

​@@disappointed2764you are a very real and true individual. :)

[@simonhouse4126]

​@@disappointed2764but for real.. same for me lmfao

[@simonhouse4126]

(ESPECIALLY, since it's such a long video 🤩) White noise from the voices of people I trust 😌

[@WaterYaDune]

Matt’s laughing at the comment I left on June 18th 2018, can’t blame him cus that one was a banger

[@offineut2270]

timestamp?

[@SixTheLoser]

Timestamp?

[@knightsoliareofastora8133]

Timestamp?

[@kirsch3]

Timestamp?

[@alliethonney3884]

Timestamp?

[@Ace-rb4hv]

1:06:00 blarg done hit an uppercut on a damn syringe and fucking died

[@kaceycawley1876]

Just watched blargs video last night of floors 1-300 and was so sad when they stopped at 300. Then today Kryoz uploads the next session? How did I get so lucky?

[@Breadduck-fk1zp]

DARLING GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAIL

[@InSamniac777]

16:46 and then 17:37 is an insane catch

[@mamasherrera95]

38:45 the Yumi of despair when he hears the word 200

[@nightmare5022]

he’s so good at this game yet he’s never completed an observation duty level

[@holy.water.]

slander, he’s completed 1 (by cheating off chat)

[@cry-o1436]

Observation duty was the training arc in hell mode

[@greglmao6185]

Love the john plus yumi crossover recently

[@beedog9072]

2 hours of Kryoz :)

[@brittany0336]

Blarg’s accent came out lol 😂 “Yeah, No Shhhh Eehh!”🤣

[@LOST4C]

You know it’s a good day when Kryoz posts

[@zeppelinpirates]

Blarg Kryoz and Yumi make every day a good day

[@shadows-goes-crzy]

thank you kryoz for always making my day better :)

[@elmtucky_turban1711]

I love when kryoz gives us his thick long juicy content

[@missesyourjokes]

Backwards Forwards Leftwards Rightwards

[@naw702]

18:30 That moonwalk tho...

[@Kyriit5425]

I wasn't sure if they would restart your set until you finally got one wrong, I was almost thinking they were like grading you on how many you got "That has always been there, thats where their face goes", oh no, John no. That hole was not always there

[@freyaschenberg1225]

A 2 HOUR VIDEO?????? OH HELL YEAH

[@1k1ga1_]

WHOAA IVE BEEN WRACHING AB DI DIDNT EVEN RELAUSE IT WAS 2 HOURS

[@sab_vv]

yumi's singing is top tier, lolz

[@onionsgame37]

When I realized this was 2 hours I was happy asf to be honest

[@ScubbaSteve3000]

Dude, 8 minutes in and im drunk. 🤫 You, yumi and blarg are a goated team. 😊

[@ZoroIsGone]

apparently i had this on while sleeping so it played the entire video

[@berb8]

you make me a little to happy my little kryoz :)

[@xIxjoshxIx]

John!!! WE can always take your long ..... videos !!!

[@ManicMama.]

1:48:50 I watched Delirious play this with cartoonz and they actually stayed until the kid got to 0 but nothing happened lol

[@ashsecho]

Just ordered a Pezzy and a Smii7y plush and watched Smii7y’s new video and now John uploaded a 2 hour video? I’m not sure if today can get any better :D

[@5ebliminal]

fuckin kryoz going quake pro mode with the FOV xD 25:00

[@Aretisprk]

John i love your videos!!!

[@scissorsassassin]

that kendrick reference at 4:52 sounded just like kendrick somehow

[@DawsonAlbers]

“Help I’m trapped in my cam” he’s trapped in his camera

[@davide_kapp9006]

I love this trio

[@liammatous2839]

Them bullying Yumi constantly is way to funny to me

[@Takabeee]

I never noticed how much of a split personality Yumi has, lol.

[@dashthatonedude]

2 hours??? Hell yeah

[@prohunter717]

I feel like if everyone is lagging, including the host, then something very suspicious is occurring.

[@GroovyCoyotes]

2 hour video????? leftward moment

[@norii-zx4cz]

Matts probably laughing at some 1080p60 close up pics of hot dogs

[@Kayvix]

Oh you glorious glorious man

[@rtzeexy374]

Im pretty sure John knows Nein is just no in German but if people don’t know nine is neun

[@sonnyeggleton]

I cranked my big ol lock to this

[@ellabrooke03]

john moment john moment

[@thatbrewedcoffeesmell]

54:32 Blarg sounds like the souls of the dammmed 1:56:32 The game probably tried to load in a monster but it broke and lagged out.

[@InternetStorm]

Nah, the game wasn't lagging. It was teleporting them backwards as the anomaly. Which technically is similar to server lag, but the host wouldn't be experiencing it in that case. Low resources lag would make EVERYTHING slow (including camera movement).

[@chefj523]

I swear to God this was like a 30min video when I saw it yesterday

[@kassanova854]

No shot Blarg is talking about the PayMoneyWubby video at like 1:11:50

[@yukiwinter1490]

LONG JOHN VIDEOOOOO

[@lilkenshawty]

my far my fav play through of this game 😭

[@katalinx]

HELL YEA

[@Killocry]

I desperately need y’all to play through the hard mode

[@sneeky2850]

Were the FLOOR 200 text cut scenes in the game or John did it himself? 27:19

[@philiptaylor1621]

The QR code vid had the developer saying “help I’m trapped in the game” no?

[@jwest6058]

CHUNKY load of content!

[@chris-pynuggets]

24:35 evangelion reference

[@superrainbowdash9695]

2:01:40 casually defines what a stack is...

[@jaxonmcalley]

Why do I have crush on Paul? Lmao

[@ojaimark]

Leftward and rightward are actual (and normal) words....

[@Thugshaker_thequaker]

1:45:48 603 MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@kttyy.soupppp]

27:00 your what yumi?

[@olivaja_]

56:47 anybody know what he said I don't speak Blargnese 😭

[@Griec_e]

Glorified spot the difference

[@colbybartz5489]

at 1:51:02 I couldn't figure out what they were seeing and its bothering me

[@colbybartz5489]

before the walls got covered in red smiley faces

[@colbybartz5489]

figured it out, the faces were slowly showing up

[@FauxR]

I use the words Leftward and Rightward. Seeing someone else use it is fking weird.

[@Griffinn8120]

now..... ANOTHER

[@thedarksaber]

GODDAMN

[@logankerner1251]

yayy

[@DonnieCureton]

THE MIRROR 1:27:59

[@Takabeee]

1:10:44 400* not 300 lol

[@frank8193]

Philadelphia

[@DIARRHEA-PANIC]

Too much to swallow

[@Thugshaker_thequaker]

I’m rightward handed

[@Slayerdawg34]

YIPPEE

[@southernmarine88]

Leftward and rightward?????? Uh........