One Hour of Jokes That Will RUIN All My Future Job Opportunities

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[@KinneKitsune]

It blows my mind that A, this is the most serious that matt has ever taken anything, and B, it's MATT doing all the work

[@nathangaspar4989]

I mean, Matt did say he worked in a convenience store, so it’s probably those instincts coming back

[@bcd32dok36]

@@nathangaspar4989ptsd kick in for him.

[@B.A.D.Company69]

@@nathangaspar4989 nah he was living every cashiers dream lmao just saying GTFO to customers LMAO I bet he had some pent up customer rage 💀

[@nathangaspar4989]

@@B.A.D.Company69 oh definitely

[@theyinyang1103]

Love how long it took Puffer to notice Blarg’s final sign change. And the car launch was *chef’s kiss*

[@Apple_Beshy]

BigPuffer is now an official store manager he played 3 times of supermarket simulator HAHHA

[@HappyPotat]

There's something cathartic about working retail/fast food and watching a man audibly vocalize every intrusive thought I have at work.

[@fazio24]

Him yelling at someone for using cash is the most relatable shit😂

[@kissgergo5202]

6:07 "sorry sir I tabbed out" imagine hearing that in real life at the cashier

[@redsolocup918]

When robots take over cashiers we might actually hesr that 😂

[@ClutchyBunz]

nah the “hello fellow boob haver” that no one heard that shit had me dying lmaoooo

[@zoenelson3340]

Your comment got stolen by a bot and got many likes 🥲 literally scrolled through all comments to make sure they were a bot because the comment actually seemed genuine and funni but of course it was stolen 😭

[@elijahcuevas3805]

Can't wait to see Blargs POV to work a 9-5

[@aulden3]

Bro same

[@Joe-n9v]

fr

[@LiamDeege]

Indeed Elijah

[@Ohshitwaddup-p6c]

He said he’s worked in a store before so makes sense. I could literally see the moment he started locking tf in on the register because I was too lmfaooo. Felt like I was back at the register trying to get everyone the hell out of there as fast as possible

[@Ibelieveincharmeleonsupremacy]

_☕🐀_

[@FleetAd]

"Why do we have so much bean soup" *Flashbacks to the soup store*

[@Anonymous-73]

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

[@TechStomperGaming]

Blarg making more money ROLEPLAY as a fucking shelf stocker then as a fucking ACTUAL shelf stocker xD

[@Therealmikebobaguard]

$100,000 chips do that

[@TechStomperGaming]

@@Therealmikebobaguard inflation is killer

[@richardknighton1112]

Making Canadains count penies is HILARIOUS. We've gotten soo used to rounding by five that the '1,2-3,4' and '6,7-8,9' cents are ingrained to '0 or 5'

[@sourpatchskittlez0157]

that ending actually had me DYING of laughter, from the moment the cars started shooting boxes everywhere to the one car just getting sent flying and the icing on the cake was blarg getting kidnapped by the truck XD

[@nicholasrolo886]

Blargs entire rage shpeel at the cash register is literally my internal monologue at work every day 😂

[@ParanoidPirate.]

A rude arab working in a convenient store that don't have a single item in it but a crapload of money.. that might be the most accurate thing ever. 🙈

[@3FVR.]

I dont want my girl to call me "daddy" or "papi" i want her to call me blarginator

[@WorldGoods]

Why do you look like blarg

[@daninaga9796]

i,ll be blag.

[@pollygon57]

Blorf really just be playing minimum wage simulator now.

[@hobbinsjogsohn9996]

The schlatt misspellings are braindead. Stop it. Get some help.

[@richardknighton1112]

"Just a quick reminder that: If you guys are new here or have been around for a while and are just not subscribed yet, please consider subscribing; as it is the best way to support my channel" is probably the only 'Subscribe' message that I have never double-tapped/skipped. It just feels so, like.. personal and genuine… it almost serves as a confirmation that I AM indeed rewatching Blarg's perspective of the session

[@Leeloo-Foxx]

one hour of what all retail workers are thinking

[@fazio24]

As a cashier at walmart, hearing him yell at people for using cash is so real. like its 2024, why tf dont you have a card😭

[@marcfilms999]

@@fazio24 I pay in cash usually. I'm a farmer and don't trust banks. I only use my card for large purchases.

[@morganwaller1195]

19:32 that one cow in a hurricane

[@HighPriestessUk]

You being experienced in this really helped everyone out with the companies financial haemorrhage in the beginning😂

[@SoapisBadatGames]

"I'm not built for math." Relatable

[@TheFG17-x8z]

Blarg was reliving his childhood with this one

[@inggyred3154]

0:25 me after joking with my cosmetic surgeon about silicone implants

[@frogsfromsaturn]

i already watched Puffer’s POV that he posted, but i have to watch this again. this was genuinely one of the funniest sessions you guys have ever posted in my opinion. will be watching ALL four POVs of this. the hardest i’ve laughed in a minute. thank all of you for making such great content over the years, and i can’t wait for the years to come!

[@maskedman2293]

Matt being the most responsible and experienced is crazy.

[@brixson7641]

tahts how he is when he plays with the Goons... everyone else is even more *mcnasty* than BLarg...........( if u get the mcnasty joke u a true fan)

[@brenudo997]

The others going nuts while Matt locks in and puts in a full shift on the register. That's exactly how I remember being a cashier.

[@BloodyMobile]

19:32 that moment was so funny from Smitty's POV xD 42:10 chroma keying is one of the best things math has done for us right after the computer in general.

[@milesenglish4582]

As a stocker and cashier myself this brings me so much joy to see my favorite KZbinr do this by himself. This is my job everyday.

[@jonathonwhite9612]

AN HOUR?? thank you father blarg🙏

[@chiseledmedal2634]

I wish there was a joke about the manager being Blarg’s dad lol

[@malikbaudinov]

Watching this at 3:35 am just hits diffretly I need to hold back my laugh so my brother doesn't wake up 🤣🤣

[@ir0nicirenic]

hey it's 3:35 am for me rn !!!

[@leosanchez7997]

​@@ir0nicirenic Keep In Lickin Linkin You Or Use Red Scented Evil Lavender Flowers

[@thegamingwitch]

'STOP GIVING ME YOUR CRACK CHANGE! USE DEBIT!' I felt that on a spiritual level

[@KennyNeider]

29:53 "Having a Ego as a Grocery store worker is crazy" Bro has DEFINITELY never worked at Walmart Fr

[@Wildmartini202]

6:33, what goes through my mind when someone gives me a dollar in nickels

[@FateTheRaven]

Feels like a Dollar General location...

[@parkerfletcher480]

im glad i can get happiness from your videos cause real life and online scenarios dont work out so good for me but youre the only i come to when i need for a laugh, keep up the amazing content

[@ToastiestWaffle]

Blarg, it’s been 3 years. I want to see my family.

[@jennareally]

I love the absolute concern they had when Matt was on the computer.

[@w4tt322]

Bringing out the middleeastern teenage ptsd with thisn' fellas!

[@friendlyphoenix8625]

Imagine adding a customer service section blarg 👀

[@Tarnished-bn5gq]

Imagine Blarg having to play this video whenever he goes into a Job Interview💀

[@JoeyVatavuk]

i can’t imagine a world where you do what i just did for $16 an hour😂 screw future job opportunities

[@AniWhiteowl]

The nuclear reaction of the bananas launching the car was hilarious

[@jessebohmer8979]

This is crazy. I quit my job at the grocery store a week ago. And now here i am watching a video of these guys working in a grocery store😂😂

[@WalletWorrier]

I love that the boxes say Ba na na

[@Jbgimpy]

I just got home from working at a grocery store. This gave me PTSD too man lol

[@GMW13]

Need more of this content

[@KaizureFrostheart]

8:09 because you're a grocery store and if working stock has taught me anything, it's that grocery stores have waaaayyyy too many canned foods just to reach the delivery weight minimum

[@Apple_Beshy]

Also canned foods have a long shelf life so it can be stock at the back for a very long time

[@pheonix4383]

The long drive ahh destination

[@Memezwrld]

when you run an american shop

[@theintuder69420]

watching non-stop blarg while eating chips in your dark room on your bed is suuuuuuch a vibe lmao

[@LiamDeege]

Matt I hope with all my heart that you will hit 2 Million sooner than later

[@dororo101]

I’d dead ass watch this for like 12 more hours

[@twinky_6426]

I love how the video progresses into more and more chaos the more you watch

[@024TNUC]

2:46 not the “unhinged autism” 💀

[@B.a.k.e.d.b.e.a.n.s.]

It’s currently 2:23 in the morning and now I’m about to watch an hour of amazing content before I snooze

[@memeemporer11]

Priorities

[@shiboskyline]

Minion man playing 9-5 minimum wage simulator

[@omarrivera5628]

The swamp dog bit almost made me do a spit take 🤣🤣

[@that_dude7268]

Thumbnail should've had a Pringle can sponge and glove

[@Ruthless_ALGs]

Blarg runs that Real Tards Store as the employee of the month

[@watervilleify]

Bro get up, NEW BLARG VIDEO JUST DROPPED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@traviselwell3066]

Hearing blarg have customer service ptsd is funnier than I thought it’d be 😂

[@jigjin8713]

The boys made this feel like a Let's Game It Out video

[@BuppyYoutube]

50 cent is on the description lol

[@DjHazardous]

*SpongeBob spreading whaa?*

[@skidmark2486]

He took it so seriously too😂 Please make another one…

[@roberthughes1700]

i dont know if its because of how tired i am but this video is unreasonably funny, made me blow water out my nose from laughter

[@obliviouspilloch9351]

ngl this is exactly how aldi works

[@syndromeofadown21]

I'm not gonna forget the Durex condoms on the thumbnail. You can see the artifact that it left behind near the bananas.

[@Apple_Beshy]

BigPuffer is now an official store manager he played 3 times of supermarket simulator HAHHA

[@DroopieJ]

my god mat be out here saying everything ive thought

[@harleerose2266]

I could watch this gameplay for hours, please play more!!

[@jamiemedernach6576]

One of the best videos I've seen in a long time this was beautiful

[@kira-dk2mx]

I hope someone actually names their store "We Have Your Family." That's so hilarious to think about.

[@FredSays]

Nah I need this to be a series

[@matthewjolly9161]

The entire video is worth it for the last 30 seconds

[@flamelordx8612]

I love Blarg’s play through of his earlier years

[@MrWigg1es22]

Matt needs to get together with Josh from Let's Play Games. They both revel in the inconvenient chaos.

[@l3rapp115]

How in tf does KZbin demonetize this one? This video an absolute banger, love to see more.

[@ugn154]

How did this video only get 15k likes?! This was hilarious 😂

[@trentlawrence4536]

I hope this becomes a series, funniest sh## ever 😂

[@robertgiso7584]

Having you burp my name mid video is an honor sir

[@chingezkhagan4400]

Working at a grocery store must give Blarg nostalgia from his childhood

[@thatsygni-ficance7214]

i've been playing this game for hours ever since i saw this video. when i downloaded it it was already updated hella hard

[@mackenzietwa968]

What’s the name of the game, I’ve been trying to find it

[@Raptor_Tractor]

38:35 I’m crying from laughing 😭

[@Hannah-og9xg]

I had to actually stop watching this video because I worked at a grocery store for 6 years and recently quit after finding a job from finishing college and I still have PTSD 😂 trauma from working there in 2020 will always haunt me 😭

[@HopeGenesis]

same Matt... My ptsd is also here lol

[@joshh8974]

The very end was hilarious😂😂

[@demonman905]

Matt went full Minion at the end there with how many Bananas he ordered

[@clawthorne5841]

and now you know what retail people go through mate, be nice to us

[@ssmissa2965]

Are we really not going to talk about how blarg said "frothers" 😂

[@innerg_92]

"We have enough pride flags in here" line went crazyyyyy 😂

[@engagepineapple6300]

the costant order of nanas fucking killed me lol

[@claytonfindley7954]

It got more chaotic with every second 😂

[@horrorladchad3122]

35:59 holy shit Robert moment

[@mhoneycutt3124]

35:22 why is banana spaced like that? Almost like a minion is saying it

[@kronk9104]

we need more of this

[@Canned_beef]

I think you sealed that future long before this video

[@chrishoye55]

Whenever I zone out and completely miss what someone is saying, I'm going to refer to it as tabbing out from now on

[@Viltan]

im crying and coughing because i laughed so much

[@LincolnRobertson-p8c]

Lovely video as always, Blarg!

[@duck-ew5zs]

You guys should play this actually from 9-5. Banger title.