This is the Worst!

[@Ghavarus]

And then Zenyatta floats away holding the cat while Genji tries his best to stand up because he can no longer feel his legs.

[@NeroSeries]

Ghavarus what are you talking about its been a while since he felt his legs

[@ban6889]

+Dongus.inc oh my god XDD

[@firepuppies4086]

Ghavarus the issue with still having some bloodflow in yoyr legs

[@nepti6054]

Ghavarus Zenyatta:am going to get some toys for my cat,bye! (float with the cat sleeping) Genji:Wh-what?, wait!!! i really want to do something waaaaaait!!! *tries to get up but he cant use his foots* ...erm master can i- ....he leeft aaaaaaahhhh somebody i cant feel my leeeegs heeeeelp

[@chesebals]

Ghavarus does that still apply with robot legs?

[@acuriousone9010]

Zenyatta's secret to meditation is quiet obvious, he just turns himself off

[@TheDarkAngel969]

Then how does he turn himself back on?

[@firepuppies4086]

TheFallenStar timed sleep mode?

[@dingo5362]

he looks at [NAME REDACTED]'s thighs. That would turn anyone on. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@eatenjaguar9854]

No he just plays pong

[@redpanda6398]

Shhhhhh, don't tell them my secret!

[@NullHorrors]

general rule of life: if a cat sits or lays on even ONE part of your body, you are rendered immobile.

[@gs4011]

Zero Flame Hahaha! You've activated my trap card!

[@Random_Fanatic]

Zero Flame It's even worse when you have to use the restroom, but the cat rarely shows that much affection so you stay anyway.

[@iguessmynamesriya7658]

Izzy Lebasi i missed out a hour of gaming at my friends house cause his one eyed cat "olive" jumped on my lap

[@n0v464]

0H NO YOUVE ACTIVATED MY ALU-CARD

[@keganmaire4446]

Dracula backward?

[@ClassicToonFan64]

Plot Twist: Zenyatta's cat is the true leader of Talon.

[@IronSnake98]

ClassicToonFan64 I wanna sign up as a Talon member in that case!

[@ChadDunderthick]

NO.

[@sombra6508]

ClassicToonFan64 Shhh we don't talk about the leader, those claws are more deadly than reaper

[@anoldgamer6573]

Even more deadly than when i go battle Mercy?

[@flylinflylin3897]

*Me now in talon clothes* My lord, im here

[@azralan618]

To be honest, I thought Zenyatta had just turned himself off for some time... like a system update or something.

[@mavrickhunter9332]

me to

[@ChadDunderthick]

Nalarza Azzlack Windows 10 update.

[@guzguzguz11]

+Jack Morrison Oh god no xD

[@carl16059]

and he was there for another 7 days

[@ChadDunderthick]

guzguzguz11 I'm not sorry at all.

[@thescruffygamer3579]

Genji "I know! I'll run an update and go into rest mode until master is finished!"

[@Lemon-sh7yc]

TheScruffyGamer Genji ain't a robot he's a cyborg or more or less a human with electronic armor on

[@ManuelRiccobono]

Lemon he was a human, now he has lost of parts restored by robot parts and closed in an armour to protect him from further damage. So I think he’s a cyborg. But he could also fall asleep.

[@simondatking]

1 year later

[@chaosinc.382]

The only reason they actually got up was because the cat decided to leave to go get something to eat,

[@blaakmage]

i wholeheartedly thought that it was going to be zenyatta was just in sleep mode or something

[@ChadDunderthick]

I meditated with Zenyatta once. I fell asleep.

[@raneilija]

Jack Morrison dangit Jack!

[@ChadDunderthick]

SuchDankSmile I tried!

[@ChadDunderthick]

okay okay How should I know that?

[@nightthrilDomino]

Gabe is your waifu, you should know.

[@ChadDunderthick]

nightthrillDomino My what?

[@coffeetext]

'Young cats... Get off my Omnic!'

[@ChadDunderthick]

JavaScript I like you.

[@TheSuperdavet]

question why is a dead persom commenting

[@ChadDunderthick]

Soireal Really...

[@thezman9001]

JavaScript interesting profile.

[@TheSuperdavet]

Jack Morrison but you died in the fall of the Swiss head quarters along Gabriel

[@otakutakupanda3022]

and this would be Genji and Zenyatta if they were in an anime

[@CullenDraws]

What, you're telling me they aren't?

[@stupogo0]

I KNOW THAT PAIN of the tiny cute fluff pinning you down but curling up on your and it's like "well I'm stuck here like this now until I have to handle a bodily need, or you move"

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

We've found the ultimate counter class in Overwatch... *Kitty*

[@dajacircle7529]

It's main weapon is it's own claws, and it tricks it's enemies with a rub on the leg, then, ATTACKS!

[@godgunner2457]

*Hanzo walks over to Genji* Hanzo:uhhh why are you meditating? *Genji points to zenyatta* *Hanzo walks over to zenyatta* Hanzo:Genji Uhhh Zenyatta isn't really meditating. Genji:WAIT WHAT?!? Hanzo:Well there's a cat sleeping on him. Genji:YOU MEAN ALL THIS TIME I WAS MEDITATING FOR THREE HOURS FOR NO REASON WHAT SO EVER! Zenyatta:Shhhhh don't wake the cat.

[@blaquerose121]

Everyone: *siting on the roof* maybe we should have told him sooner 😐 nah😝 it's funny this way

[@canineatnight6026]

Genji: RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURE!!!!!!!!1

[@1werepire]

lol also i asked the creater and the cat now has a name is Checkers

[@mariakutsu5946]

*INCOHERENT SCREECH* Didn't see that coming.

[@AbadonXXX]

zenyatta is best cat bed

[@justGoron]

I thought Zen would've run out of batteries or something xD

[@joviilein_]

Goron Craft me top :D

[@joviilein_]

too*

[@kats-haven7879]

+Jovii ツ oh you're a top. lol

[@joviilein_]

Kat the wolf/Toy Bonnie sry xD

[@Sasquatch-fx6gw]

We've all had that moment

[@jacobmutti1528]

soooo many times...I'm sitting in a chair, my kitten sees me, jumps on to my lap and starts spiking my legs...it hurts so much sometimes.

[@mllwcrmpmpkn]

Lmao I remember lying in bed falling alseep and tried to roll over and something was on my foot. It was my cat. She was sleeping. Warm and soft. I didnt move for the next hour and my foot started falling asleep then went numb all together. I started wondering if I'll lose my foot for this. But I didnt move. I couldn't. Disturb. The cat.

[@WierdEnuf4Ya]

I feel you Zen, I feel you. My cat is so needy and just decides to plop in to my lap at the most inconvenient times. Hot days are the worst because she's so goddamn warm.

[@MuuToo]

While at my aunt's house during Christmas her smallest kitten decided to get on my lap while I was about to get up. So I'm like "Ok I'll just let him sit on my lap for a bit." I own a dog so I'm used to it. But like 30 minutes later I'm getting hungry so I try to move the cat off me.... and it then pops it's claws and digs into my pants, stabbing my leg. "Ok, so fine. Maybe like 30 more minutes." I ended up sleeping on that couch in a sitting position with this cat on my lap.

[@scoutboy25]

zenyattas situation is so relatable

[@c00key]

Scoutboy 25 yup but with my dog

[@chewybaka_]

Don't disturb the cat

[@RodrigoMacielCosta]

I need full series with just Zenyatta and Genji taking care of the cat

[@dajacircle7529]

Rodrigo Costa that... Would be amazing.

[@CavinMcGavin]

What can be worst than not being able to taste ramen again?

[@Jpohare]

it would have been more funny of zenyatta was asleep

[@gaiamatt6574]

Well, that's what you'd expect, so they do a different joke that's just as good, if not better, which makes it funnier. You expect it to do something but something else happens instead that you didn't expect.

[@Knyex]

*if

[@aspenschafer2837]

Yup. Wily is the best at surprises.

[@zenyatta5522]

THIS IS THE WORST

[@bladewarrior5824]

No do both like what he was thinking but 2 hours ago about the cat and fell asleep

[@Knyex]

Three hours? Those are rookie numbers! I once stayed still for an entire day doing nothing but petting a cat that was on top of me.

[@icanteatpasta6351]

"I am so god damn bored." Me too Genji, me too.

[@greenpen6296]

Genji: *super deep, slightly self-doubted moment* zenyatta: heck if I get up I'll disturb board game what I do

[@ramlanbinhamidat3182]

0:04 Genji: I~~ *Mercy has left the chat*

[@JoyAndAgony]

i am literally zenyatta right now, my movie finished half an hour ago, it's dark, i want to go shower, i can't feel my ass. but my cat is on my lap. i can't disturb her.

[@dantefreeman1312]

and thus, zenyatta learned the art of levitation so he could finally move from his spot without disturbing his legs

[@shadowdragon4516]

Genjis human half is really holding him back at moments like this!

[@harryguidotti3815]

Ah, yes. The ever ongoing struggle of now wishing to disturb the cat that has found comfort by laying upon you. Truly a test of willpower and patience.

[@MrsPinkyoshi83]

Genji lost his feelings in his legs... over a cat... PURRFECT

[@boskar1298]

Four hours and fifteen minutes of complete and utter stillness as to not disturb a snoozing feline. Such perseverance. Well done Zenyatta, well done.

[@earthdoragon2540]

I was expecting him to be asleep, but the cat makes this soooo freakin relatable!!

[@sunshineandrainbows99]

gengis just " weve been sitting here for 3 H O U R S" kills me everytime

[@moonstruck8245]

As a cat owner...I can relate to this. I have had my legs fall asleep so many times because I didn't want to make my cat move. X_X

[@peepo_tv]

"If I move I will disturb the cat." Why I'm late to school all the time.

[@magikapples9749]

The moment genji said "I am so god damn bored" I cracked up

[@groovyfox2889]

That's quite a "hairy" situation they're in...

[@linyl278]

the first 8 seconds is literally my entire life in a nutshell

[@SootherousNoise]

Zenyatta: Meditating in peace and silence and not moving. Me: Trying to do the same thing. 5mins later Me: playing smash bros on my switch. While Zenyatta is still being one with the universe. Zenyatta: •^•)🖕

[@Tetralix26]

I thought zen was just on the Internet or something

[@blaquerose121]

Zenyda's apparently fond of cat videos lol

[@julianstokes6526]

Piccolo: Join the club we got jackets. Neil: YOU'RE NOT MEDITATING, YOUR NAPPING!

[@princelogan6687]

I feel zenyatta's pain with the cat

[@pokeshorts3239]

My life in a nutshell

[@Anna464]

This is ingenious and as always the voice acting is on point!

[@SilverShadow13100]

Fun fact: The cat in this comic is named Checkers

[@nindroidkai9862]

In RWBY universe: Volume 3 Beacon academy My classroom Meditating Ruby: (in head)I...am so god damn bored! Weiss: (in head)we've been meditating here for three hours! Blake: (in head)is he testing us? This seems excessive, even for him, even he must get tired at some point while doing this? Yang: (in head)how dose he do it? We've been practicing our meditation but we still get so antsy! Juan: (in head)how can he go unmoving for so long? Is that something we'll ever achieve? That feeling of finding serenity and stillness? Cinder: (in head)will we ever have that ability to be both immersed in our surroundings yet detached from them? Penny: (in head)to be so insert and at peace with the universe that the passage of time become something distant? Everyone but me: (deep breath)(in head)alright, you! You got this! Just follow your teachers example. Be one with the universe! You can hold out just as long as he can! *15 minutes later* (quiet sobbing)(in head) I caaa-ha-han't. Me: (in head) hmm. I...really want to get up. But if I move I will disturb the Beowulf I don't know what to do. Everyone: (in head)THIS IS THE WOOOOOORST!

[@leila13dnd]

Nindroid Kai98 Lmao this is great.

[@blaquerose121]

Me: (walks by the class room) (peeks) uhh what are you doing? Blake: we're meditating Me: he's not (points to the teacher) Ruby: WHAT?!

[@faeryb0mb]

Me tho, my cat sleeps perched on our couch and i like petting her but at the same time i like watching my little fuzzball sleep. she looks so peaceful.

[@DiceandDestruction]

poor Genji, quietly sobbing in the corner not noticing the cat,l and Zenyatta doesn't tell him that there was a cat on his lap. this was hilarious

[@worm4429]

This is the description of when your cat lays in your lap when you need to get something done XD

[@seagold7808]

The time you feel like a God when a cat intentionally lays on your laps.

[@sticksandabush7491]

I've sat longer... Buddha needs a lot of time from me.

[@ats6880]

Ah yess the pet hold trap. When your pets are so comfortable sleeping on you but you don't want to disturb them even when your limbs are feeling the pins and needles😊

[@anhfetter3335]

I did not expect that there was a cat in his lap, but OH MY GOD SO TRUE.

[@serbian88]

well that was the light hearted humor I needed! thanks for the video!

[@wolfmoon256]

The Struggle: My entire body is numb, but moving will disturb the cat.

[@gaboseries5252]

Ahhh, not wanting to disturb the cat by getting up, ik that feel bro

[@masonlomas967]

Zenyatta litterally floats like this, he can carry the cat.

[@MotorcycleCheetah]

That is so relatable, you feel like shit whenever you make the kitty move.

[@AigamiXT]

I love your voice acting, it's great!

[@polishsnake8567]

Cat: No active powers Passive power: "It's so cute I don't know what to do!!!"

[@AlphaSirius13579]

Literally what it feels like to have a cat on your lap.

[@caitydestroyz]

the fact that you utilized animal crossing soundtracks makes me happy tbh

[@wolfmoon256]

I feel like this has got to be an actual real life problem monks experience

[@solorpendent]

The struggle is real. Have you seen the look a cat can give

[@romekheimann7775]

ay first i thout that zeny turnd off thats why he didnt move

[@Anino_Makata]

So that's why Zenyatta levitates, to not disturb his kitty...

[@suzykk6138]

Once I tried to meditate for a good minute... It didn't work out very well...

[@logeyperogi1805]

Genji: **trying to improve his meditation** Zenyatta: **trying not to wake up the cat** Genji and Zenyatta: **both just wanting to move**

[@rum_coke_17]

imagine how it must have felt when Checkers finally got up on their own

[@rairakkushitsuren2297]

Genji:" I...am so god damn bored" XD I died when he said that. Don't worry Genji XD I feel your pain and I love how Zenyatta doesn't want to wake up the cat, it's so cute

[@alikebadge6]

Zeny having a cat is my new head canon!

[@artwolfishere]

A cat on my lap for three hours? I would fall asleep.

[@jawllypop1750]

Never move when you have lap kitty.

[@angelaziegler7827]

I can't stop moving because there's so much to do

[@Chiefpuddingfoot]

I am so like genji in this comic when I try to meditate 🤣🤣 I can barely meditate without getting bored or falling asleep lol

[@jetrose7784]

I am never bored, I have to watch sombra and her silly movies. - Widowmaker

[@manacress85]

as an actual meditator, i completely agree with genji

[@rinby5592]

I thought that Zenyatta was just thinking about random stuff or that Sassyatta was laughing internally at Genji.

[@rachelybanez6797]

So reaching complete stillness is to have a cat on your lap Me:*impressive*

[@gavinsandberg118]

Checkers knows what he was doing, He is secretly talon

[@AB.Broome5947]

This is my most Favorite Genji & Zenyatta Comic Dub ever, a great mix of Agony and Humor in one🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mountainmew3835]

When you have to pee, but your cat is on your lap.

[@gylfie1099]

I once fell asleep sitting up because of my cat sitting on my lap. When i woke up 5 hours later he was still there

[@GoblinDave152]

I expected zenyatta to let out a big snore at the end and genji facepalm or something 😂

[@MacyPooh196]

You never disturb sleeping pets. Ever.

[@clericfleur]

And that's why Genji keeps Soba in his sword.

[@charley111]

OMG I love your Genji he's perfect LMAO

[@mrrithexthesilent6385]

Who doesn't sometimes go an hour or so just thinking? Like sleeping with your eyes open. I thought something else would be going through Zenny's mind xD

[@boop-7266]

Yes zenyatta. Don't move. The cat is the highest priority.

[@leila13dnd]

Omg I can't stopp laughing, this is so great.😂😂😂

[@Cordaran]

i was actually expecting zenyatta to be asleep/in a power down mode

[@MrZeuz34]

Zenyatta turns around* Oh Iris Genji when did you get here?!

[@janbertguerrero6988]

I love the background music!

[@bloodystnz]

Aw, that's a good reason not to move with a kitty on your lap

[@deltaflowers5365]

As a cat owner myself, 2 words. *Too true*

[@dajacircle7529]

Classy ikr?