This is What You Sound Like

[@Rashagar]

Admittedly I was in a campaign once where one of the player characters died and the game was halted to check how the player was feeling and have almost an hour long memorial for the character (not an in-character memorial, just the player talking about their feelings on it). The player was then like "I'm going to sit out the next few sessions to come to terms with this" and everyone else was like "of course, we understand". It felt a little like discovering all my friends were part of a cult.

[@Doomguard60]

"I would rather...staple my balls to a toaster. Than play any sort of homebrew." That line delivery was flawless. Pure gold this video

[@tabletopbro]

Thanks! I had a lot of fun making it!

[@007ohboy]

I agree with that one point by the bro dude. Story homebrew is awesome. Leave my Invisibility condition alone, most DMs suck at game design. It's just a fact.

[@neverforged]

Safety Rules line was epic.

[@tabletopbro]

Had me cackling

[@tabletopbro]

Tried somethin different.

[@TheRulesLawyerRPG]

Got a great workout punching and doing spin kicks at my screen with this one! Anyway more Tabletop Bro lifting weights please :)

[@tabletopbro]

Drink some water Ronald!

[@BenDeHart]

the condom joke destroyed me

[@tabletopbro]

Ad libbed it and broke two seconds later😂

[@quickanddirtyroleplaying]

Same. 🤣

[@nimlouth]

I uh... somehow know a guy that sounds exactly like ALL of these AT THE SAME TIME lmfao, pls send halph

[@hectorvivis3651]

Brillant video. I love the detail of the tech-looking gadget thingy the snob glasses persona has. It really adds to the... thing. And so many good jokes. "That's like lifting without steroids". And The double sunglasses stacks of Dungeons&Discourse is *chief's kiss* It's a shame some (most ?) of it really hit close to some aerodynamic-brained individuals polluting the hobby.

[@tabletopbro]

Thanks Hector I really appreciate it! That tech looking gadget thing is my microphone😂 Discourse and Outlaw really crushed it😂 So far the comments haven’t been shitty. We’ll see how it develops!

[@Skimmer951]

So...many..douchehats Though to be honest..a rpg about the trials of tribulations of 17th century merfolk does sound dope!

[@tabletopbro]

RIGHT? The more I lampooned the pretentiousness the more I was like, "this kinda hits"

[@prcs420]

every line delivery in this video was on point.. truly a grating masterpiece

[@SwingRipper]

This is even better than the script lmao

[@tabletopbro]

Thanks Sean!

[@SwingRipper]

​@@tabletopbroI am also with you on that 3:06 take

[@Genesis19-26]

Fantastic video 😂 definitely am the glasses character, an RPG about the plight of 17th century merfolk sounds rad as hell! (dont believe in gatekeeping tho if youre having fun youre playing the game right!)

[@tabletopbro]

This was actually just one giant ad for Requiem for a Solemn Merfolk

[@Skimmer951]

@@tabletopbro so bro, whens the kickstarter coming? XD

[@Genesis19-26]

​@@tabletopbroi would absolutely enter a gamejam for this

[@GoblinLord]

As someone who's never played a non-human race, I stand by your joke on that

[@kingerikthegreatest.ofall.7860]

Ah yes! The boomer. I had a guy tell me he stop playing dnd, once spelljammer was introduced. I was wtf?

[@tabletopbro]

lmao why?

[@kingerikthegreatest.ofall.7860]

@@tabletopbro no clue

[@GoblinLord]

the first time or do you mean spelljammer 5e?

[@kingerikthegreatest.ofall.7860]

@@GoblinLord 5e. Apparently he didn’t like flying ships .

[@AndrewGarrett_LordTubtub]

There is something wrong with you and I love it! This was just what I needed today.

[@tabletopbro]

What's wrong with me is I'm hilarious :p I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[@bishopscatacomb9217]

I feel like I’ve met a few of these guys. Definitely met the Hawaiian shirt with glasses dude.

[@tabletopbro]

They live among us!

[@rossm7346]

lol, this is great! On any given day I alternate between 3 or so of these. Schizo AND keeping the gates!

[@hideshiseyes2804]

Oh my god, every one of these is so accurate. Also is it good or bad that I relate to pretty much all of them at least slightly?

[@AtariTom2X00]

Well, time for my toxic(?) hot take. The only reason anyone plays non-human races is for the stat buffs and proficiencies. The character itself has nothing to do with it.

[@tabletopbro]

Not toxic

[@YearZeroHero]

No lies detected

[@TironCruvi]

Does the guy with the grey shirt and glasses run any games soon, because I'm in!

[@tabletopbro]

Maybe he should 👀

[@nicolasfueyo6394]

Fool's truth.

[@windmark8040]

Oh the sweet irony. Nicely done! 🤣

[@tabletopbro]

Thanks!

[@cedzou606]

What ... Just...happened...

[@wingusryu8289]

This is 100% true and 100% false at the same time. Play what you want, how you want and with who you want. That is what is so great about this hobby. There is something out there for everyone. Prof DM did a review of and RPG inspired by Jane Austen for cripes sake.

[@tabletopbro]

I agree with you, but keep in mind they’re just jokes my guy

[@LeMayJoseph]

What the hell is clipped to your glasses

[@tabletopbro]

That would be a microphone

[@Joshuazx]

Why do you have a tiny xbox on your glasses?

[@tabletopbro]

It’s the mic

[@007ohboy]

To be honest, I hate 5E homebrew rules of core mechanics. Story homebrew rocks but leave my mechanics alone. It just complicates things and leaves a bitter taste in ones mouth knowing this one little niche table has nerfed/overpowered spells. Luckily I dont have to say anything and cna find the right table for me. 😊

[@LeMayJoseph]

BAHAHAHAHAHA APOCALYPSE WORLD ISN’T REAL PBTA

[@tabletopbro]

Literally seen it said on the subreddit

[@ahawk72]

Well it is settled science, PBtA does suck.

[@tabletopbro]

The diehards certainly do😂

[@rainbowpandafish]

Rfasmh fans are the worst 🙄

[@tabletopbro]

Insufferable twats😂