This Is Why Women Hate Golf. Dry Bar Comedy

[@instigatedeye5941]

This is fantastic, except uh... My grandma is the one who goes golfing, and grandpa gets a break lmao

[@estherhemming2314]

What a funny compilation of jokes, these Comedians know what they are talking about….except, it gives us wife’s six hours of freedom. It is just as good as FISHING!

[@patrickcowan8701]

touche

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

Wives... 🤣

[@sstanford1331]

@@majoroldladyakamom6948 No no, just let it be😂

[@poliziagrammaticale9430]

@@grumpyoldguy584 Form is content. If you can't write, don't write. Narcissism has nothing to do with pointing out somebody's ignorance. By the way, do you know what narcissism means?

[@ZoniZahiRoniZahi]

@@poliziagrammaticale9430 Are you all 3 accounts? Lol

[@beardo_M.D.]

I always thought Golf stood for gentlemen only, ladies forbidden.

[@michaelmerck7576]

That just might be the truth

[@jaquessheet3267]

Most enjoyable golf I've ever watched

[@skunkmasters4689]

Consider some women may hate golf, but all men hate shopping.

[@BluntlyBlondie]

Two words. The gays

[@jamesmoyner7499]

I love movie shopping especially in used media stores and thrift shops. It’s the thrill of the hunting finding titles I would want to add to my collection that I have been looking for a long time, things that are out of print or hard to come by.

[@ChristMetalMayhem]

I don't hate shopping completely. I actually try to turn it into a game of some kind. See if I can reach that "final" or "boss" level and hopefully have the right "gear" equipped to beat it.

[@brodysmiles4233]

Golf is for their sanity, and all he's doing is getting some fresh air and laughing with his friends, and a once a month membership.....shopping is for a woman's void to be filled, and some say it makes me feel confident and better...... by spending his money...👀...if it was your money we wouldn't hate it....but your happiness is at his expense....and you want him to love that 😂😂😂

[@Robert-hr6sh]

Unless your shopping with your girlfriend or wife.....at least, one tries to enjoy! Lol, reminder no regrets later!

[@notsure1969]

I don't even golf but this was hilarious.

[@kayroserey1678]

My sister, her husband, my brother and I went golfing in Wyoming. My first time, not my sister's. After the 3rd hole my score was over 200. My sister was pointing out all the wildlife passing by, antelope, etc. My brother and her husband asked us to please let them play alone. They were too embarrassed because everyone was having to play through us.

[@rufust.firefly4890]

Even AJ Foyt didn't drive in the Indy 500 when he first got his drivers license.

[@lizzynunez4906]

OMG! These jokes are epic 😂😂😂😂 I couldn't help myself and forwarded to my brother, the golfer & his wife!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bluemoonsy]

I paid for the whole course and I am going to see and experience all of it

[@bluemoonsy]

Why at golf outings do they give the winners boxes of balls? That is a lifetime supply for those dudes. Guys like me NEED those extra balls!!!

[@sittingindetroit9204]

While looking at a 5 foot gap through 20 yards of trees my playing partner yelled “take the penalty and drop, if you were good enough to get it through that gap you wouldn’t be 20 yards in the woods”

[@still-DJ]

I don't golf and I showed myself why I don't, but these Golf jokes are killer!🤣🤣

[@Timetravel1111]

The first guys delivery was so great you clapped too early you got a wait for it 1:05

[@eastonjames6582]

Hello Jody how are you doing today?

[@aleta9134]

I play golf but... It is a single player game... No invites... Don't ask for op.... No cheats.... All in peaceful

[@jolenewitzel7919]

My husband plays golf. I can relate. 😄😄😄😄😄

[@pushyred]

Lots of women love golf. Most of us don't really like playing with men.

[@carolannroberts]

I like playing with men, but I don’t like golf

[@philipbruton6561]

Stops you're talking. Groups of women get quiet if a man walks up. Idk why.

[@jamesscott3509]

​@@carolannroberts 😆😆 I see what you did there

[@samuelarthur887]

Why?

[@jeffreyb8770]

@@philipbruton6561 I'm intrigued. I've played dozens of rounds, never with a female . . .

[@boboften9952]

16:20 Spot on Brilliantly Done .

[@ericbeattie761]

You're the man. My friends call me the worm burner

[@thecman26]

I'm single, so I get to play golf whenever I want!

[@jeffreyb8770]

Shhh. Not so loud.

[@thecman26]

@@jeffreyb8770 don't wanna make the married guys jealous. Roger that.

[@tonyal.2820]

2:22-7:58 comedian 👍 6:55: rappelling 🤣

[@blue39503]

That puppet is pretty funny 😴😂

[@chicoandthem4n]

G.O.L.F Gentlemans Only, Lady's Forbidden

[@user-sg8wf5qo9s]

so refreshing 😄

[@BlackIce420]

515 yards Mike Austin holds the world record for the longest drive in professional play, driving 515 yards at the Winterwood Golf Course in Las Vegas, Nevada, in 1974, blasting it 65 yards past the flag on the par-4 fifth.

[@salvatorefarmerson3226]

Great compellation. Thank you

[@michaelbyrd524]

Golf wastes water. Go for a hike.

[@drswanny9000]

I grade my shots not by how fa they go but by how easy it is to find. ;-)

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

Women don't like golf? Explain that to the LPGA. 🤣

[@sstanford1331]

Now yk that isn't a common one 8 have no idea wht that means😭

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

@@sstanford1331 LPGA is the Ladies Profesional Golf Association. The female counterpart of the PGA.

[@goodmantrying3307]

Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden

[@catlifechannel3886]

Look forward to seeing more of Ken’s work.

[@ikeskifan]

Tell her you wanted to come and have her be your caddy

[@sallygalarneau9914]

Ya’ll are very funny 😁

[@emmapeel00]

Thanks!

[@jayboogie7956]

I'm still trying to figure out how golf is a sport. No one gets elbowed, hit with a bat tackled, punched etc. So where is the physical contact? I'm lost

[@effu9593]

Ever heard of non-contact sports? Lol

[@jayboogie7956]

@@effu9593 you mean flag football? Yep

[@vincentvincent4898]

@Jay Boogie79, I think you’ve been hit in the head too much.

[@RazyrDiarmait]

@@jayboogie7956 The contact is why Nascar is a sport.

[@jayboogie7956]

@@RazyrDiarmait true true, I see your point

[@brett4264]

I just realized where Tom Foss gets his style - Fonzie on "Happy Days". That makes his personality, while on stage, over forty five years out of date.

[@NFTW7]

Not all women hate golf, my sister and I are obsessed! We both go with our husbands, too.

[@ginatriana1523]

Spot on😂😂😂😂

[@GoTocco]

Golf actually stand for gentlemen only ladies forbidden and there’s 18 holes because that’s how many shots are in a pint.

[@carolynfranklin1447]

Yes. I played golf once. "Once" being the key word. It's kind of like standing up dead.

[@truerosie]

As they say, great way to ruin a good walk.

[@majicworkz9449]

G.O.L.F. Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden ;)

[@AirstripBum]

Six hours?!? Letting a lot of people play through? LOL

[@huejanus5505]

Or 50 yard drives.

[@ericbeattie761]

I live in South Florida you don't have to deal with Gators and Crocs your ball goes in the water you leave it

[@ronin3635]

Fr I think even these pro golfers aren't that good, they just get lucking and the ball goes in

[@boboften9952]

Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden .

[@boboften9952]

Lady Playing Gentlemen Adore .

[@salonika101]

Women also need a hobby that takes up the whole day & it's very socially appropriate. I can leave the husband with the kids the entire day, & when i come home, he'll have dinner ready, we'll complain about being tired, shower & then go to sleep . I like that !

[@landnnut]

A golf course is a waste of a perfectly good sporting clays shotgun range.

[@Sldejo]

This is a lie. I love golf at 3:30 am when I can’t get back to sleep.

[@LiddyGG]

Gentlemen only ladies forbidden. Look it up.

[@lisafox2730]

FunNNy:-)

[@BevinEG]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rajatalha1856]

Indeed it was a US citizen who invented golf cart. Lyman Beecher

[@TerroYoung]

Women rule

[@Sara86A]

Wow this guy is funny! I did take golf in a community College and didn't like it. I didn't make an A in the class. The teacher said I wasn't working hard enough. Oh my...🙄

[@joatmofa0405]

..."gold"...? "...this is why the comedians from Dry Bar Comedy think women hate gold."

[@em1osmurf]

unless you rank, you can't afford the entry fees, much less the travel/hotel/food expense. so if you're not REALLY good, don't try. seriously, unless you're masochistic or psychotic.then it's fun. the purse won't pay for any of it--that's why nobody competes in the "sport". you have to get sponsorships in the 5 figure or higher realm, or you gotta be rich.

[@MG-iy1oh]

The best golfer in the world is a woman, though.

[@michellewheadon4664]

Golf was originally named golf after, Gentlemen Only Women Forbidden.

[@dmts8098]

Try ‘Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden’.

[@RazyrDiarmait]

"Gentlemen." Yup, that fits.

[@shannonmcstormy5021]

For any men (and men's rights enthusiasts) who wonder why the courts tend to leave responsibility for the children with the women, watch the above video. When taking care of the children, the house, the yard is seen as this catastrophically-unjust impingement of a man's right to play like a kid while having been an adult for decades.....obviously, no judge is going to leave the children to you. Now, obviously this is a generalization, and there are irresponsible/bad mothers/spouses, but when the situation is so common as to be a highly-viewed KZbin comedy video, you know there is truth to it......

[@sunstruckfarms4489]

Like women dont have hobbies

[@cassandraelliot7878]

GOLF - Game Outside Ladies Forbidden

[@danielbertola7868]

Or, you just go golfing.

[@cffsfreedombuildings5291]

Women hate every there husband's love, shirt shorts recliner everything so asked like do like it every ounce in a while.

[@shubhamkumar5888]

Wtf jon snow

[@DEEP_STATE]

You’re over generalizing. I know some men who love to shop.

[@RazyrDiarmait]

But it's comedy.

[@DEEP_STATE]

@@RazyrDiarmait True.

[@alanmott-smith9358]

Golf? Wanna hear what a woman's body feels like?

[@angelusa73]

golf is not a sport by the way Sort of like fishing but don't say it often to my ex husband/ god friend that love fishing and that I spent to his tournaments to be a supportive wife. I was a better catcher than him. Caught a 5 ponder off the dock of his cabin on the lake. Golf looks boring and don't see it as port at all!

[@youtubeuser55682]

Women like golf Take off the first two letters -WO- men