This Kids Channel Is A Nightmare

[@JakeDoolittle]

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[@niccottone8158]

What is it about the words "guys" "actually" and "literally" that are so addictive to the brains of children?

[@yes9083]

How it say you posted this 2h ago when the video was out 26 minutes ago 💀

[@rat3015]

@@yes9083 you can have a video set to release at a specific time and have it private beforehand

[@rat3015]

@@dolebludger7201 I believe theres an email you can contact, leaving this in a youtube comment is relatively unreliable and this may not get seen :)

[@m0bz0mb39]

Fuck this guy but poppy play time is actually hella cool, I love args and indie horror games and it's weird that some of them end up being targeted twords kids when it's made for a mature audience

[@IchorBloom]

Something I don't think people realize is that he was JayStation's friend and was in a ton of his videos, notably he was the one who drank the gay potion

[@crunchylettuce]

It feels weird to know that people don’t remember this guy/didn’t keep up with the drama.

[@thevoid747]

I thought he looked familiar, fuck

[@colorless799]

i was just about to comment that! crazy that he’s still making this kind of content after what jstation did. guess it really brings in the views.

[@PlsNotThisAgain]

I recognized him!! And felt my brain unlock like he's just being jaystation too.

[@Alexardelean89]

I don’t know who Jay station is. Lol

[@aqualuvor95]

I can’t stand that annoying fake “puberty cracking” voice that guy puts on for his kid viewers to seem younger and more relatable. It’s so damn annoying.

[@kennieskloset5848]

it also reminds me of david dobrik when hes abt to laugh, which is also a kid-early pre teen channel

[@block4562]

It almost seems like he's trying do something of a Shaggy impression, just imagine if he suddenly exclaimed " Zoiks I think these fries are like haunted you guys!"

[@jackiedaytona2200]

His voice is KILLING me.

[@allisoncastle]

@@jackiedaytona2200 Definitely the worst part of the video for me lol

[@jackiedaytona2200]

@@block4562 guy WISHES he were that charming.

[@wlammy4ever]

I just got this tragic vision of this guy putting ketchup or whatever it is on the fries with just the most neutral bored face, and then putting on that goofy persona, and it’s just so sad

[@positivevibesveda]

the sad clown effect :/

[@Author11]

pink sauce

[@christopherhammond5142]

@@positivevibesveda That's some Pagliacci shit. Edited because I'm an idiot and Manigeitora is way smarter than me.

[@Manigeitora]

@@christopherhammond5142 Pagliacci.

[@christopherhammond5142]

@@Manigeitora Thanks, I forgot to include a question mark. Paganini was a composer, right? I always get them mixed up for some reason.

[@ameliarondeau5549]

As a person who works at McDonald’s I can confirm that this is actually 100% true and definitely not fake

[@枫落-i5p]

damn i can’t believe my local mcdonald is involved with the dark web💔

[@UrBoiCio]

@@枫落-i5p Ikr. I can't believe they never gave me a secret stamp on my chicken nuggets to let me know about their amazing black market deals. Smh

[@itchycooch]

HUGGED WUGGED HAPPY MEAL HOLY SHOT

[@rootfish2671]

@@枫落-i5p all of those N64's in the playland were hooked up to the dark web

[@katrine5880]

as i was suspecting

[@cowgrll]

I think the military’s using Jay Hills’ voice as a psychological torture device.

[@Octi-ku4yf]

They play his videos at Guntanamo Bay

[@jamangel]

Lmao

[@soapybagle]

“These fries have crystals on them 🫣” Yeah, salt. It’s called salt. It’s safe to consume, don’t worry

[@rootfish2671]

Sodium chloride

[@sischaotica]

@@rootfish2671 Salt!

[@thisusermustdie]

​@@rootfish2671 OMG YOU GUYS WHAT IS THAT ITS LITERALLY LIKE SOME KISSY MISSY MAGIC POTION OMG I LITERALLY CANT EAT THIS WHAT IF SHE COMES FOR ME

[@thisusermustdie]

I'm so sorry

[@TheProxy066]

I think it was glitter, actually. I saw it sparkling.

[@1Henrink]

I cannot take the cadence of this guy. I think if somebody transposed his speech into a music sheet it would be a rollercoaster.

[@cats1970]

The poppy playtime cast is looking for like trouble Scoob

[@emh6046]

This is such a good analysis lmao

[@trishalennex4630]

I’m pretty sure this guy was jaystations friend I think I recognize him from some of his videos

[@harper8842]

that peice would look like the faeries aire and death waltz 😭

[@joshuamarz7081]

i was struggling to get through this video because of this dudes voice its like nails on a chalk board for me

[@shinzanmaya]

it's weird how he manages to adopt the vocabulary and cadence of an actual first grader

[@marshandsarah]

I cant believe he isnt so full of shame making vids like this💀💀

[@TaylorX3]

I'm full of shame just watching it.

[@akaste4413]

someone had to replace jaystation😩

[@iz3762]

the first time I read this, it thought you were talking about Jake 💀💀

[@caremiccats]

cant even begin to explain how badly i want to know what he tells people he does for a living...

[@wadjet2370]

@@akaste4413 He used to work with Jaystation, then called him out for being a piece of shit, only to become him.

[@toothboy6866]

i am so jealous of the fact you had the privilege to not know what poppy playtime was and you just threw it away

[@gargles5270]

fr he was given a gift😭

[@TheVivaciousNerd]

THIS. This is why I'm not cool with my kids watching KZbin unsupervised. I'd rather sit through watching decent kids content with them than risk this shit grabbing their attention.

[@futuristic.handgun]

Hell yeah mama! It infuriates me that so many parents just throw a phone at their kid unsupervised so they don't have to actually be a fucking parent. It's pathetic.

[@enexius67]

I have told myself this as well. My little sister has had unsupervised KZbin access since she was 4 years old… and she is now 11, she still watches content like this guys. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if she did watch that guy.

[@cassiehartford8997]

Thank you

[@emilymalinowski5027]

Parent of the year award👏

[@Alexcutspie]

Can you imagine the absolute frustration of a parent in today’s age if their daughter or son is asking for a sloppy boppy slippy pissy because their child came across this mess.

[@rachelw8067]

incomprehensible to me how this guy is literally sitting alone in his car at night acting this way into a camera and feels absolutely no concept of how sad that is

[@dryt0a5t7]

The sad part is this is a viable career option. This dude probably makes more money per video than what I make in a year.

[@taylorscott782]

This was the single most exhausting experience I've ever had

[@topotondo828]

He really missed an opportunity to say "huggy wuggy nuggies".

[@carpaltunnel2112]

its a blessing to find people who dont know about poppy play time, my housemate is a kindergarten (reception class) teacher and the kids in her class play the "huggy wuggy game" where they give each other a hug and then start beating each other up😅 and shes had to teach her 6 year olds why they should not punch and hurt each other

[@sunita2369]

I'm just sitting here, staring at his right hand that's stained blue as he examines his happy meals for the "first time" lol

[@BunniPone]

Talk Normal! Whenever I see these grown ass adults trying so hard to imitate a child's demeanor and speaking patterns for their audience of children it always rubs me the wrong way. its WEIRD!!

[@daylight137]

it comes of as annoying and creepy, just be an adult. You’re an adult!! You have graduated high school(not sure for everyone ngl). You pay taxes. You drive a car. You have a 15-year high school reunion next month, act like it. 💀

[@oliviapolychronopolis4150]

I worked at a McDonald's for about a year not too long ago and I had a car come through the drive thru but it took forever to get this order because the kid in the back kept screaming that he wanted a sonic.exe meal (this was also like 3 months before the sonic 2 toys came out). It was kinda funny cuz he was like 3 or 4 and I was just standing there trying to process that kids still apparently talk about sonic.exe, since from what I remember that was mostly just a trash creepypasta from like 10 years ago. It became less funny when the car pulled up to the window and the kid was still screeching in the back about the sonic.exe meal. I tried to assure the lil dude that if any of us had any clue what a sonic.exe meal was, we would give it to him. As I tried to complete the transaction with the mother (with the child yelling that we were all liars lol) I finally realized that this kid had to have been left alone with KZbin and fell down a weird kids channel rabbit hole. Please put some effort into monitoring and guiding your children guys, they will get crazy real fast.

[@DanDanTheMermaidMan.]

Damn bro that must happen a lot because there so many of these channels I feel bed for u lol

[@lilqueso]

If jaystation and Sid from ice age had a child

[@elliejelly8815]

I was thinking hapsburged Jack Harlow tbh

[@vvvvvv66666]

He was in jaystations vid

[@buberrycrunch]

he's actually friends or was friends with imjaystation

[@riotttgrrlhiphop]

That is quite literally how this Jay grew his audience . This is the dude JayStation took the "Gay Potion" with . I can't believe this dude is grifting by doing 3 am videos like 4 or 55 years later . I thought 3 am videos died a couple years ago.

[@Cap_Briggsy]

He was friends with JayStation at one point too lol.

[@rachamanda13]

i bought jake's trading card and all of a sudden i turned into Bussy Hussy Pissy Missy Mcdonalds Happy Meal, Absolutely Do Try This At 3am Challenge 💪💅

[@SaintShion]

Pudussy Sluhssy

[@juicybuttercup5393]

Jake's over reactions are the best thing in the world

[@DecoraGarfoid]

I'm a new viewer.. Definitely enjoying that part 😊

[@akaste4413]

“i thought we were gonna make out” Jake? In front of my salad?

[@sourgreendolly7685]

I thought I was the only one still making this joke 😂 Respect.

[@glowinthedark3019]

every single time that i see these “DON’T ORDER ____ AT 3AM” videos, i wonder how the fast food workers keep it together. like, i seriously doubt that i could keep it together & not laugh.

[@positivevibesveda]

or go crazy tbh

[@bariatric-parasite]

i thought he just edited it to look like he actually ordered it....do they genuinely order it ??????

[@ashtonisvibing]

@@bariatric-parasite i think he genuinely did order it, but as jake joked he probably edited out the part with the employee being absolutely confused as hell over the order. which same, that employee was not being payed enough to deal with some youtuber's shit at who knows what time at night-

[@asavagegarden]

these type of "content creators" make me so angry because, yeah whatever kids will eat this shit up but AT LEAST PUT SOME EFFORT. write a script, get proper props, at least have better filming angles.

[@cannedrabies]

it makes me angry bc i think kids content should have at least try to have bit of education hidden in there somewhere, like it doesnt have to be little Einsteins type shit, but even spongebob had moral lessons like "believe in yourself," "tell the truth," "be kind and you'll receive kindness," and so on this is just garbage, theres no point or lesson to takeaway from it, its just watching a dude scream in his car and gag at a happy meal for like 15 minutes. as someone who grew up on 2010s internet ive got serious concerns with how unregulated "kids content" on youtube is at best lazy, and at worst could be stunting development of todays kids.

[@skkat7336]

bro what are talkin about jay hills has the highest production quality ive ever seen

[@swatch9890]

@@cannedrabies its not that it isnt educational, its just so irritating and is just straight up saying bullshit while talking like a baby. There are so many good shows out there that dont have many morals but are relaxing and calming. Those shows make the child happy, these just make the child go MOMMY I WANT THAT HAPPY MEAL

[@Axispa.]

@@swatch9890 man,if i have a kid. imma make him avoid the internet and watch some old classics like spongebob,thomas the train engine(the old ones,not the cgi ones) and some lil einsteins like the feller on top of the comment section said.

[@animallover5843]

@@Axispa.don’t forget Bluey, one of the best modern children tv shows

[@vogelvrouw]

Its so wild that this game is so popular among young kids, like a daycare that a friends kid goes to had to announce that people shouldn't allow their kids to take those toys to school and everything

[@jaydab3986]

For context, Poppy Playtime is an indie horror game. The first game came out last year I believe and featured Huggy Wuggy (the blue one) and it became like lowkey famous for a chase scene involved the character. The second game which is less popular has the other two characters. The reason he’s outside a toy store is because the characters were created by a two company. The egg and happy meals overall though.. i have no idea just Jay Hills’ sheer genius

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

Actually, it's ONE game. It's just chapter-based and the chapters are still being worked on and released

[@mobebber]

jake be like "so i used to do a little bit of (every job ever)"

[@kotacaelum9428]

“oh he didn’t create it he’s just profiting off of what someone else made” you could say that about some parts of poppy’s playtime too weirdly enough

[@tychailatte]

You could also say it about Jake himself.. Literally this video.. profiting off of this guys video by reacting to it.

[@SantaFishes101]

@@tychailatte OoO ...

[@ariesshmaries]

He sounds like that one skinny teenage monster from Monsters Inc.

[@chelseaking1584]

I WAS LOOKING TO SEE IF SOMEONE COMMENTED THIS LMAOOO THIS WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT

[@aloeleaf]

LMFAOOO

[@goobertron9099]

DO NOT INSULT SMITTY AND NEEDLEMAN LIKE THIS !!!

[@H0RR0RWHR]

came back to this video just to say that i work at a kindergarten and noticed that 2 of the new kids i have (who are 3 years old) own a huggy wuggy plushie and i'm just wondering how the parents saw this horrifying thing and decided "ah, yes. my kid should own it" 💀

[@elizabethblanchard3023]

Me. I bought my kid one. He likes creepy shit and also used to watch this shit until I banned it because jesus christ. I approve of Huggy whatever the fucky but not these channels.

[@adysfolklore]

my little brother is absolutely obsessed with huggy wuggy and kissy missy stuff, so its truly an experience to watch jake go through the madness that is huggy wuggy

[@irlzombie437]

i can't believe he actually asked the person who was working there for it...

[@hellowormwood]

Obsessed with the fact that when he’s in his car recording the drone segment it’s clearly daytime outside lmao

[@CharlieSimmer27]

real ones will remember jay hills from the gay potion videos

[@buymeapony]

Honestly had to nope out halfway through, the guys voice is so grating.

[@clownshark_]

im trying so hard for jake ive never heard anything worse in my life

[@buymeapony]

@@clownshark_ like 10 mins was my limit, I tried so hard. I looked at how much was left and it was 16 mins and I just couldn't. Hopefully this engagement makes up for it 😕

[@winter333]

Me checking to see how many minutes are left. I’m suffering

[@clownshark_]

@@winter333 he did this to us on purpose

[@genericangst8665]

I just ended up reading the captions and having the volume super low, but holy shit yeah his voice is so grating

[@winter333]

The internet needs to be age restricted. This is what’s poisoning todays youth. I sound like I’m joking but I’m being dead serious, the damage this bs does to kids developing minds is real.

[@1advnce]

agreed but all the age restricting internet laws are for the government to steal more data

[@winter333]

@@1advnce there currently are not age restrictions in the US. Toddlers can freely explore the vastness of the internet legally. Our government already collects and sells our data as it is unfortunately so making new laws about internet safety won’t change that

[@Toxic.Mangaka]

New drinking game: take a shot every time Jay says “guys” 💀💀

[@ashtonisvibing]

@@nonprofitgirl the alcohol's already done that! :D

[@ashtonisvibing]

@@nonprofitgirl i'm sorry you had to found out via a silly youtube comment😔

[@entrapta.exe_]

i'd rather live thanks

[@anthonyvaranai6121]

LITERALLY

[@lovestumacher]

Take a shot of water lmao

[@RikkiNokia]

If I had a dime for every time one of these kid channels said the word "guys" I could buy a goose jacket.

[@Tree-House69]

I half wish I was as devoid of a sense of ethics and as shameless as he is in order to make such a profit.

[@hiyoutubeitsme]

you dont have to sell ur soul

[@sydney6405]

i feel like “Bloody Nugget” would make a sick band name

[@elliottmcpeek7443]

he would be an incredible news reporter live on the scene

[@lqpluie]

THEY ORDER HAPPY MEALS FROM THE DARK WEB?? lmaooo

[@anonymus.ferrett]

i love how jake just went for it and tried to eat hannah’s face and she rejected the face eating and instead just kissed his forehead. couple goals honestly.

[@CountryBwoy]

I find this guy to be very very creepy, Especially for children's content.

[@SomeIcelandicDude]

The fact that he keeps asking for his children fans addresses, bruh.

[@winter333]

His entire channel screams gr00ming. The fact that this type of kids content is legal blows my mind. The “kids” mobile game ads that play throughout them are sickening too. I’m just consistently disturbed by KZbin and what they find acceptable at this point.

[@needleintheslay]

i've heard the words huggy wuggy, kissy missy, and mommy long legs more times in this one 26 minute and 14 second video than i have in my ENTIRE LIFE !! thanks jake

[@elliedrama46]

Jake laughing at the gag every time got me 😭

[@cgaarden491]

I’m sure Jay hills takes no inspiration from jaystation at all

[@SaintShion]

All the Jaystation copy paste YTers sound exactly the same. I hate people who to kids like their baby talking mentally challenged dogs.

[@86fretboard]

BABE WAKE UP JAKE DOOLITTLE JUST POSTED

[@Isabellediaz112]

IM UP

[@Briebeell]

New doo just dropped

[@sydneyice]

This grown man- I'm speechless. This is ridiculous

[@D1girlkisser]

jake slowly losing stamina to keep reacting is so funny to me

[@luffyduffy7817]

Thinking about a grown man doing this alone in his car is sadder than I could possibly imagine

[@UnsungBee]

Its interesting how much youtube kids videos have changed over the years. What happened to the minecraft lucky block challenge videos 😭😭😭

[@unfortunate_bambi]

Oh shit this dude is in the jay station cinematic universe, I remember him from a Jarvis video

[@_frogerino]

he didn’t even take the opportunity to called them huggie wuggie nuggies

[@amayaanderson2746]

“I though we were going to make out”-KILLED ME

[@scootaloormayfly3536]

I love that he specifically states that the drink wasnt opened, yet the little plastic seal was broken from the beginning of the video

[@themothman4935]

I put this on to go sleep as I find your videos calming but I'm just over half way done and if I hear huggy wuggy one more time I might explode I can't do this huggy wuggy is gonna be in my nightmares

[@partydragons4471]

Jake not knowing what poppy playtime is, is pretty funny

[@sophieearwood6645]

we are witnessing a psychotic break

[@sophiasmith6473]

7:02 ah yes, badussy slussy my favorite character 💀

[@lunacy3]

It’s so funny to me when you can hear his voice crack and his real voice comes through 😂

[@TheMuffinLordvr]

I love how my 8 year old son walks in and starts laughing, saying “that guy is in a car during the day, but filming at night on a McDonald’s”

[@thesleepypencil]

the Mcdonalds workers are making 15 dollars an hour and that's still not enough to have to deal with this guy.

[@Zariy]

Imagine you match with him on tinder and you discover THIS is the content he puts out

[@wannabeismyuser]

can we get a "litterally" and an "actually" counter

[@topotondo828]

better yet, make it a drinking game!

[@wannabeismyuser]

thats a great idea

[@venus.flyytrap]

I remember back when all the Jaystation stuff was going down, he was a good friend of Jays, I’m pretty sure he was even in the “drinking the gay potion at 3AM” video

[@polaroid]

"do the gagging noise do the gagging noise" THEN HE DID THE GAGGING NOISE

[@chloemagnolia2532]

CUTE NECKLACES AW

[@frognamedjog]

I love that you can see the food dye on his fingers at 13:24

[@zzzluciferr]

oh that guy, yeah the guy that used to be in jaystation's videos? yeah I remember that guy I also remember he drank 'the gay potion' it 𝙩𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙣𝙩 homophobic or anything..

[@somanyingots814]

his voice hurts my ears 😭

[@delila141]

my test-filled school day could never overpower the joy i felt when i saw dr dolittle uploaded

[@mari98_]

if my kids watched his videos I’d have to disown them

[@LilacMoons]

Jake, my lawyers will be in contact for making me sit through this nightmare

[@RedDeadReverie]

I think he’s had more “magic crystals” than the box over there. This man’s tweaking. 😬

[@_turntsnacko_7994]

Love you and Hannah’s matching necklaces!!! Y’all are so slayyyyy🤩💖

[@goos3billogn4]

also, just think about seeing your kid or a child in general watching this shit. I'm spooked

[@意地悪ちゃん]

right?? i don't think kids young enough to be entertained by this would be fully able to understand that it's completely fake

[@Yasumi293]

I had to tap out around the 18minute mark, that guy’s voice makes me want to poke someone’s eyes out

[@jazoldmannnn]

Imagine dating a guy and you find out he does this

[@2542lauren]

Respectfully, I clicked quickly because I saw Hannah’s face

[@kokoska97]

imma hear huggy wuggy one more time and ill lose it

[@abasmr4177]

I'm obssessed with you and Hannah the nicest people 💕 also fucking hilarious video as always

[@emptyb00b]

idk how he keeps up the voice for so long proud of him i suppose

[@berrynickt.2586]

My younger brother really likes that game. And i know that lots of his classmates do too. And as the best sibling ever, i know about Huggy Wuggy, Kissy Missy, Mommy longlegs, Daddy longlegs, Poppy, some Bunny that comes from the ceiling, some caterpillar dog and stuff. So yeah, it’s like a horror game. And he’s in front of the toy store because it’s all like in a toy fabric. But anyways.

[@ciaociara]

I want someone to call me “mommy long legs”

[@tiffanymolina1285]

If I watched this as a kid I would’ve talked like him. I’m working while listening, and fixating on his voice that kills me. So I feel my throat twisting around to mimic how it’d be to talk like that. Edit: mid way I realize I did exactly this with other kids at school (who maturely stopped hanging out with me but thanks me for a good time- to which I kept up the bit) and my younger cousin who is very naive.

[@AbbiZika]

HIS EYES 😂 bro is high as a kite making kids content

[@Idk-wv8dk]

I love how he didn't even bother to clean the blue dye out of his fingers😭😭😭😭

[@notingh3re]

I love how it's magically day in the back during the drone

[@misshaleyy825]

Jake you are a frickin champ for making it through this video and calling this creep out! Your humor is on par with mine and the sarcasm runs deep, i love it man. This dude is absolutely insufferable and my future children will be banned from using the internet because if they ever came across this dudes channel, I might faint. 🤣🤣

[@ook4698]

"he's just profiting off of something someone else created" ironic considering poppy's playtime was ALSO profiting off of someone else's creation without permission

[@puppycharmss]

girl why is he talking like that. genuinely it. i am so uncomfortable. he sounds like the people who used to make fun of me and my disabled friends in middle school. jesus.

[@Bacon__SteezBurger]

All I can think of is how this man child 100% caused a small percentage of kids across the US to throw temper tantrums, and hold up drive-thru lines talking about wanting a happy meal that doesn’t exist, and fully ruined their entire years thinking they’ll never get to experience their favorite characters happy meals

[@bloodyneptune]

Oh Jesus, all i can picture is someone standing in the parking lot, listening to this guy yodel-screaming, showing happy meals to a camera, alone.

[@_doodles01]

i love how when he switched to drone view it was so clearly daytime through the windows of his car right next to all the night

[@peytonsturdivant8392]

As a parent this is a nightmare, cuz I know any little kid seeing this is gonna be begging their parents for a mf huggy wuggy happy meal and crying cuz it's fake

[@sabrinab6417]

i teach 3-5 year olds and, the ones with older siblings especially , tell me about kissy missy and huggy wuggy videos all the time! one even told me about scary talking tom hacking data which is just so unreal