Shane Dawson Is Begging For Views

[@deliashmelia]

please i was a girl scout for years and they are not like that 😭 i was intimidated by everyone who came up to us 💀 i promise they do not care they’re like 8 they don’t talk about you

[@taylor6099]

Fr lol when we were set up infront of grocery stores I always let either my more extroverted friend or one of our mom/leaders handle it. Don't get his automatic intense hatred for random little girls

[@deliashmelia]

@@taylor6099 it feels like he’s trying to cover something up 😭

[@shayshay513]

It’s either him trying to be funny or him having such wild anxiety about going out in public he’s projecting on them. Either way he’s gross

[@moth5379]

as someone who came from poverty and literally had a box that my parents made into a playhouse bc we couldn’t afford one of those plastic ones…stfu SHANE

[@moth5379]

Also my box was sigggg af i will give my mother that

[@quite_contrary_9956]

I’ll bet that he didn’t even have that damn box 🙄 or maybe he did have a box but it was like the way cats prefer to play with a cardboard box rather than nice toys, either way Shane is just talking bs

[@Poopybuttmuncher]

One time me and my cousin got a plastic one from the trash so it had spiders in it but we loved it

[@Something125_]

Was it a good box?

[@unclenacho]

kind of extremely concerned at the contempt and suspicion this 35 year old man has for girl scouts who just want to sell cookies

[@froggy5748]

Right?? Most Girl Scouts are literally just there because they wanna be with friends or their parents want them to be. It’s REALLY strange to be suspicious over a bunch of children like that.

[@nessiefanatic]

very alarming for him to be calling them bitches and roleplaying yelling at them 😀

[@michaelio6548]

Right like? They do not care about you they’re not judging you stop calling these literal children bitches

[@taylor6099]

His whole rant about them was so weird...like girl scouts start SO young they're literally just lil kids trying to go on fun trips. Selling cookies is only one part of the year. They aren't out here judging anyone theyre trying to win cheap lil prizes from selling a certain number of boxes lol

[@chocomelo454]

​@@taylor6099 when I was a scout I just wanted to go home.

[@bubblybridget56]

calling girl scouts bitches actually made me so shocked. like they’re kids!!!

[@LordOfElysium]

He was talking about their mums tho?

[@helllloree]

@lorddomiel calling any woman/girl a b^tch is degrading especially as a man and ESPECIALLY if you're someone like Shane Dawson

[@kaskaskas]

He called the girls that first and then backtracked and said moms

[@salemmarz3809]

@@LordOfElysiumand does that suddenly make it okay? wow shane really did brainwash yall

[@LordOfElysium]

@@salemmarz3809 bro idfk what this video was it was like a year ago get a life

[@sugaredviolets2085]

HE’S PROUD OF THAT VIDEO. Now THAT has to be the funniest thing he’s ever said, by far.

[@katiediane8484]

RIGHT it was so boring

[@alexandriahall2843]

him ranting at a screen for an hour 😭

[@oreosaredelicious4000]

Proud of what?? 🤣🤣🤣

[@madblackliam]

My brain: Don't. My mouth: Of course he's proud of this video. What else does he have to be proud of, his marriage?

[@mila9156]

Okay but can we talk about how you ACTUALLY turned down better help… I keep wondering why so many KZbinrs are vouching for them despite their reputation so it’s refreshing to see you call them out lol

[@pinkmenace2452]

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[@jamesfv1]

He turned down better help?! That’s damn incredible.

[@dreamkitty]

@@jamesfv1 incredible? 😂 wow. how sad to be impressed by that. your standards are so low for human decency i pity you.

[@cas6359]

they’re really trying to make a comeback. after the scandal from years ago, it feels like a youtuber coming back after some time of being cancelled and thinking no one is going to make a fuss. then there’s the recent scandal. they’ve completely doubled down on sponsorships recently, spending millions likely in all their recent sponsorships and commercials I’ve seen recently.

[@PrincessofKeys]

Maybe because they didn't know the truth until all these videos came out like I don't know we can't assume right off the back what soemone does or doesn't know. No one will know every single thing that goes on behind closed doors afterall.

[@greenonionbabey]

You know something I just realized. So I was a huuuuge graveyardgirl enjoyer when I was like 13-16 so when Shane did the collab series with her I was really excited about it, and all it really ended up doing was make me feel kind of bad for her and make people dislike her. I remember specifically one of the things Shane "expert youtuber" Dawson kept telling her was she had to stop doing the same old content and diversify. And afterward she made several very upset videos where she expressed how stressful that expectation was, how her core audience didn't like the shift in content, and I think now she's pretty much back to the tried and true (and she's like big on tiktok I think? Good for her if so). And it's just funny to me in retrospect how Shane felt so confident about giving that advice when he 1. Made the same repetitive content for literally years until he briefly stumbled on gold *with* that graveyardgirl series and realized he could repeat that structure to death with other collabs, and 2. Now refuses or doesn't understand how to make different types of content that even his remaining supporters find engaging enough to watch right away or "share with their friends." And nobody is stupid enough or unethical enough at this point to touch Shane with a 5 foot pole or give him any type of "redemption" or revamp boost. Hope he has fun festering forever

[@littlejunkettes4122]

He treated her really badly, yeah. Not just in the way you mentioned. It was awful seeing his fans call her a bitch in his comments because she didn't deserve it.

[@bronaghbolger6962]

THIS. Literally the irony of him giving KZbin advice when his content is stuck back in 2017. Since his 2020 'cancellation' he has not been able to develop/move forward his content

[@XpetraXpazlX]

He should do another video with her. Hes her fan & i dont think the video went how they thought it would.

[@iamsatan8961]

​@@littlejunkettes4122 exactly! Like how he completely disregarded her wishes for them to not mess with the spirits in that one antique store and then completely blamed it on Garrett who he coerced into doing it in the first place

[@banaanalegs]

@@iamsatan8961 ohhhh my god don’t even get me STARRRRTED on that situation 😭 it gets me irritated even still lol! that was so icky.

[@lily.420]

why is he so worried ab impressing/embarrassing himself in front of the 10 year old girls -.-

[@anyalaASMR]

Cause he’s insecure

[@overlord_magatha]

Because he doesn't want to look bad to his target dating pool

[@julianlastname6948]

it always confuses me when he has silent pauses like he’s in a sitcom waiting for the laugh track

[@lilcassettetape]

“i’d give you money but im 13 and im broke” damn my inner child said HEARD

[@bronaghbolger6962]

In hindsight, my biggest issue with Shane is that he markets himself for a younger audience while making explicit jokes. It really shows that he hasn't grown/changed

[@stacysnp]

Right. Someone trying to distance themselves from pedo allegations doesn’t talk for 20 minutes about how he’s going to visit Girl Scouts in their “little heels” and whatever else weird shit he said. Like????

[@artmoryoo]

@@stacysnp also joking abt being a child losing ur virginity in a box and then having said box be turned into a girl scouts cookie box??? like huh???? weirdo behavior!!

[@-valmetal-]

and what it DEFINITELY proves is that he’s a child d!ddler. how people still don’t see that is beyond me..

[@SunscreenSmoocher]

Name one single way he markets his videos toward kids. Go on, I’ll wait. /srs

[@pilar8323]

@@SunscreenSmoocher It's the way he talks and acts, trying to be cute and quirky, going on weird tangents every five seconds like has no attention span whatsoever, making weird faces and laughing loudly and constantly at things that aren't funny. All of those are things that keep kids' attention and adults usually find cringy or annoying.

[@iStarlit]

I genuinely don't trust a child being left alone with Shane Dawson let alone him having unlimited accsess to a child-

[@MonocleBunny]

I know, I genuinely worry he'll do something to his kid, and then try to play it off as a joke. 😰

[@vohbe]

you're a child yourself though...

[@vampire_money99]

​@@vohbeand?

[@Xx_nickcarraway_xX]

@@vohbe they have a video from like 9 years ago i doubt it.

[@artmoryoo]

jokes aside, i genuinely fear for his children. he's been very creepy to irl children in the past and many examples are of ones he filmed and posted publicly which makes you wonder what things he's done that are bad enough for not even Shane to film or show. Not to mention how he hasn't even changed since then, the only thing he learned is that people aren't going to put up with his weirdo behavior anymore and even then he doesnt mask it very well. So yeah, I'm really scared for his kids and I think ppl like him should not be allowed to have biological chidlren nor adopt.

[@VeggieSwiftie]

I’m convinced Shane has never been to a grocery store before. How has he lived 30+ years on this earth and hasn’t heard of a store brand? wtf

[@myeeeeeh]

And the fact that he supposedly grew up poor.

[@Nahihi_sniperihihi]

this confims my theory that shane dawson is an alien ☝️🤓(said in his voice)🫡

[@andrea-bg1jg]

Shane constantly joking/bragging about how all the pets piss in the house makes me very nervous for their future children...

[@marg698]

wait how did i not hear that part of the video

[@elliot__agares]

Jake slowly but surely spiraling into madness everytime Shane Dawson opens his mouth

[@MyLaland]

Nooo it’s 4/20 I’m high as fuck I literally just screamed at the “my dad says you look like Phylis from the office” 💀💀💀💀

[@nessiefanatic]

ITS SO ACCURATE I WASNT EVEN HIGH (YET) BUT GOD THAT GOT ME

[@sugaredviolets2085]

I also scream laughed. 😂

[@anyalaASMR]

Man I wish I could’ve gotten high on 4/20 but I’m sick and think it’s strep so no za for me 😰

[@heidiknabe9669]

It’s currently NOT 4/20, I’m high as fuck, and it destroyed me too!

[@c1nnamodoll]

rylands favorite queen being spice is so funny because i know sugar and spice would hate shane LMFAOOOOO💀💀

[@MurronWright]

I don’t know, they love Trisha Paytas.

[@lefthanddedgma9658]

@@MurronWrightshane dawson is a gross old man, it makes sense why more people hate him more than trisha

[@c1nnamodoll]

@@MurronWright wait omg really ☹ i did not know this ty for letting me know 😭

[@chocomelo454]

​@@MurronWright well Trisha and Shane and Ryland all have beef and hate each other so they're probably still not Shane fans

[@theflamingphoenix]

8:50 The only time I've ever worn a mask like that was when I had to wait to be seen in the ER because I couldn't breathe. It's really not that hard to actually cover your face.

[@Clownbunnycosplay]

I’ve seen a grandma with an oxygen tank wear a mask- it’s really not hard

[@iStarlit]

Yeah I've actually had to do the same thing, i was also throwing up every few minutes and had to explain to the nurses that I cant keep my mask all the way on I can't breath pls just go away you already tested me for covid anyway

[@dreamkitty]

yeah no it’s 2023 😂 not wearing a mask. if your immune system is still weak it’s weak forever at this point.

[@ku8408]

​​@@dreamkitty pre-covid (2015) when my little brother had cancer my family had to do everything we could to not get sick, which included wearing a mask everywhere, because even just the common cold could have killed him in that state How is other people dying or becoming seriously ill because you're too lazy and selfish to wear a mask funny? Seriously

[@ku8408]

Also, I'm not sure about every case ofc, but I did hear before that part of the reason why it feels like you can't breath with a mask on even though a mask doesn't affect oxygen levels (or in my case - sometimes i get a headache) is that the mask feels constructive subconsciously so your body automatically tries to breath through your mouth instead of your nose to 'fix it', and if you're trying to talk while not breathing through your nose that would make you short of breath, so if you purposely make yourself breath through your nose while fully wearing a mask then you will feel less short of breath and/or headaches will go away, I think it just takes a while to get used to sometimes Hope that helps someone !

[@chocomelo454]

so I was once a girl scout and I actually have some insight on what girl scouts expect from a customer and what to do and not do when buying the cookies. 1. girl scouts have no expectations for your clothes, just wear clothes that cover up your genitals and it's all cool. girl scouts are usually little kids and are with their parents, so don't worry they're monitored. 2. don't yell at the scouts. girl scouts aren't here on their own volition, we're forced to be here. disabled girl scouts especially get very overwhelmed during sale days, so please be nice to the scouts. 3. the scout uniform isn't used anymore. the traditional scouts uniform has gone out of style, so girl scouts will usually wear whatever they wore during the day at school and just put their sash / vest on over it. 4. No, the scouts are not judging you. We're more focused on getting sales than we are on you. We'll hype up options if you seem unsure, no judgement here. 5. No seriously, they don't care what you wear. Please stop dressing up just to buy cookies. 6. Where did the stereotype that we're judgy even come from? Scouts are taught to be super polite meek and kind. 7. Don't get angry with the scouts. This is just for their safety if a parent sees you getting angry with their scout they might hurt the scout. 8. BE NORMAL. girl scouts are just like any other retail worker.

[@ashrankin7416]

I was a girl scout for 8 years, this is correct. We are basically forced to do the sales every year. It especially got harder to sell the older you get since you're not a little kid anymore. But the money does benefit the troop as well as the other programs the girl scouts fund. Part of the money made from my boxes sold from 7th-12th grade went towards my college tuition. The cost was $4 for YEARS before they were basically forced to go to $5. Also I'm pretty sure there are specific bakery companies that make the cookies

[@MaidenOfHusbands]

For number 6, it's because girl scouts are female, and people think women and girls are snooty, uptight, snobby, b****** who judge people.. because they are female.

[@Nahihi_sniperihihi]

so girls scouts have experience in sales ah nice but i do hope that nothing creepy has happened😅 my country doesn't this to keep kids from creeps like shane🫡

[@maxlikesdinos]

can we talk about how shane mentioned his future kids seeing the video hes making and also made a sex joke in the same sentence. i just know hes not gonna censore himself around his kids, which probably isnt gonna be great

[@lisar655]

You have to ask yourself why at his age he is still making content for children and teens. Most KZbinrs grew up with their audience and their content evolved. He’s a middle aged man trying to appeal to kids it’s a bit odd to me

[@sademorris2433]

As someone who actively shops at Aldis especially when money is low, idk what everyone else talking about, but their brands DO NOT taste like name brand lmao. Theres usually this underlying taste. Those cinnamon toast DO NOT taste like cinnamon toast crunch. Not disgusting but also not the name brand. Their off brand of girl scout cookies are sooo good though, very close to the real thing but still isnt.

[@angelaa7445]

Straight up, like I always get the off-brand takis and they are NOT the same I have grown to like them.

[@reindeerage]

The only time I tried Aldis products was when I was abroad, we don't have them readily available in our country. Everything we got tasted significantly different than their popular, name brand counter parts but they still seemed pretty good quality. If you were to make it your regular grocery shopping place you'd get used to the food there easily, it's honestly a great store.

[@sademorris2433]

@@reindeerage exactly! It was my regular for a while until their produce got bad. But i still go now for everything else. Some products are just basura😂 but majority is pretty good especially for the price.

[@sademorris2433]

@@angelaa7445 yea those are pretty good but definitely had to grow on me. Those and the “doritos” had to grow on me, but when you’re saving some money, you gotta lower your expectations 😭

[@reindeerage]

@@sademorris2433 😂 i don't particularly remember anything being trash, maybe some tomato sauce that was a little... peculiar 😂 but i remember their frozen pizza section was bangin bangin

[@k1ttiesaves]

“best day of my life” bro just jizzed into a jar 💀💀

[@kimberlym1183]

it was his first time not having to fake it in a while :’)

[@mariasato2884]

he thinks girl scouts where heels? what… he thinks going to two stores alone is “a lot to do”?? as a new mom, he is fuckinG IN FOR IT. Its fine to feel thats a lot to do, but in that case maybe consider a baby isnt for you and your workload at this time

[@mariasato2884]

my dumbass said “wheres heels” 🙃

[@babyvia6712]

@@mariasato2884 where are heels? 🤔 where they be at?

[@Mgmorris98]

this one!!

[@maggiee639]

As a lazy person I don’t understand why his lazy ass wants kids. They are, like, a lot of work.

[@babyvia6712]

@@maggiee639 He wants content!! He will do anything for content, including neglecting a child.

[@Xxsc3negrlxX]

Jake just had to say “Ryland came into a jar” while i was eating my bagel with sour cream, thank you so much for that.

[@chez066]

Sour cream??

[@Xxsc3negrlxX]

@@chez066 don’t knock it til u try it

[@Ohmygodaprayingmantis]

@🦷elizabeth⚰️ u real as fuck for that let’s be best friends

[@Xxsc3negrlxX]

@@Ohmygodaprayingmantis we r officially bestfriends

[@Poopybuttmuncher]

The cream probably taste of the ryland

[@kias3076]

it unnerves me how he calls girl scouts bitches when they're literally just little girls trying to sell cookies

[@cr-nd8qh]

Those little girls

[@riannexo]

Major respect for turning down better help, though. It takes a lot to stand your moral ground when it's not the norm. It makes me so sad that some of my fave youtubers are partnering with better help even though its well known how shady they are.

[@mariasato2884]

1:14:35 I feel like Ryland almost say “why would I?” but pivoted to “yeah what were you doing?”

[@liquidpazificia]

oh for sureeee he doesnt care about shane at all. honestly nor should he

[@NyxOizys]

as a former girl scout i can tell you we do get some of the money from the cookies we sell collectively as a group but not all of it, most of the money goes to the manufacturers, then some of it goes to the actual girl scouts organization, and then a small portion goes to your specific troop to fund outings like roller skating or camping or for buying supplies to help complete badges.

[@gracemazz]

the fact that he 100% has definitely asked for views for other recent vids

[@alexaburks]

He has enough money to fully take care of himself physically and mentally and actually BUY CLOTHES THAT FIT OR GET THEM TAILORED and yet he doesn't, and it is so so so infuriating. What I wouldn't GIVE for that.

[@art_theclown_]

Shane: I was poor as a child. Also Shane: Omg!!! Capitalism disadvantages poor people?!1!1!?1!1?1!1?1!1?1!!1?1!1?1!1?1!1?1!1? No way!!! 😱😱😱

[@dawgo8932]

his content is just a void of fill in words.

[@FukaiKokoro]

Uhh all Shane's movies are exactly the same..his writing and humor hasn't changed since 2016. I guarantee his "new" movie will unintentionally be exactly the same just slightly different. Like different enough that he won't notice. But similar enough that everyone else will.

[@spencerryan6198]

i wish i was watching jake watch shane when i was 13 and broke but instead i was just watching shane

[@cassidymorgan8958]

every thing he writes online reads like a grooming attempt

[@CRH2010imbored]

I love how Ryland asked Shane if he had a wig and my immediate response was “yes he has a crazy pink one”

[@nessiefanatic]

40:29 yeah shane, bc believe it or not people living in shelters deserve clothes that aren’t just brown sad sacks!

[@jimbomyboy9679]

You know what's even funnier? That pronunciation of Barry and bear sounding the same is entirely regional to whatever part of the U.S. they're in/from so that kid is gonna have 5 different names lol

[@maggiee639]

Imagine having to correct someone. “No, not Barry, Beary”. 😩

[@Elainerosalie]

Jake should do a stream where he breaks into Shane Dawsons house and steals his refrigerated children

[@iStarlit]

Major props for turning down betterhelp

[@vampire_money99]

what did they do

[@thatdude2998]

I wanna know what they did cuz like aren't they about therapy and stuff

[@Nahihi_sniperihihi]

@@thatdude2998they sold private info abt their users to third party so ya

[@RedMoonSolitary]

Thank you for turning down better help! It drives me crazy how many times they've been called out and yet every other youtuber I know, even ones I would think know better, are promoting them.

[@katietallman6095]

Sometimes I wonder if people like Shane and Ryan really love each other or just love the life they have together, ya know?

[@lisar655]

Rylan is there for the money.

[@kieleboder7604]

i clicked as he was ending the live thinking it was a video, stoned obvi happy 420 and i was very confused

[@c1nnamodoll]

if one of my friends saw that post and shared that fucking video with me i would block them LMFAOOOO

[@bolng8958]

Thank you for turning down the offer, I used that service for a year and now my personal information I told the therapist was sold to Facebook and that service just further makes me distrust therapist

[@emilies-g7784]

Wow omg im really sorry

[@wehaveadilemmaa]

I may be wrong but if you were talking to a licensed therapist and they reveal any sort of identifying information (name, age, where you live, etc.) and other personal details that's a HIPAA violation

[@daMEGatron]

@@wehaveadilemmaathat is true but I heard that some better help therapists don’t have licenses.

[@troublemakergamer8200]

I love this I can get all the drama about Shane Dawson without actually giving him any views, and instead of giving you all the views

[@baddie1shoe]

I would never share a shame video with friends..too embarrassed and it would never occur to me

[@orderoffries7880]

Unless a cat is suffering from some type of health problem or anxiety, cats are literally one of the easiest animals to house train, but he has the audacity to blame the cat 💀

[@cubonette4495]

he's shocked name brand things are more expensive than the generic ones???

[@amygrimes6438]

Skinny people being cold isn't offensive.... some people think everything is offensive for real. Just use common sense when it comes to not offending people

[@samanthakaitlynm]

Okay speaking of which theres ALWAYS a shane dawson tab on the home page w the other categories?? It's just still up there ive been saying this shit for years its so weird

[@Xx_nickcarraway_xX]

I SAW THAT AND WAS SO CONFUSED

[@asherlewis5974]

the revelation of his video is just 'sometimes things... are like other things' 😱🤯

[@Odd_Bunny]

Shane is really and truly stuck in 2008 his comedy hasn't changed or evolved at all, the only thing thats changed is he started acting gayer when he came out

[@charliehatch288]

Dude was never poor cos that shi_ was HAMMERED into us by first grade. Wait until he learns about using old jars and butter tubs instead of Tupperware 😂😅 He talks about discovering brand name mark ups like he has discovered Lincoln’s lost gold.

[@slim3yangel]

the title for his video should be "shane dawson learns about capitalism"

[@Lunar_Butterfly]

43:05 tbh I’m 28 and love cute stuff and wear it but Shane is so tacky about/with it. Like I’d wear a bowser backpack or peach crown but he’s a disaster and obnoxious about it

[@eirian.art420]

Fun fact, he changes thumbnails because back then it would make people rewatch it, thinking it's a new video. After they added the red line that directly shows you watched it before the trick stopped working... shane is too late to the party to realise it but yeah.

[@cr-nd8qh]

Red line conspiracy coming next guys

[@eirian.art420]

@@cr-nd8qh lmao

[@speedartandmore]

I watched shane when i was a kid (shocker he only has kid fans) and i remember there was one video ages ago where him, ryland and morgan(rylands sister) were all hanging out and they mentioned ryland and shane having kids and morgan being a surrogate for them. And they still talked about whose sperm they'd use, despite talking about Rylands SISTER being the surrogate. They considered possible in¢est and I'm not sure if they even mentioned the fact it would be in¢est.

[@gygyuri2194]

I REMEMBER THAT!! And ive never seen anyone talk about it? It was probably just them being stupid but like. How do you not know that as a group of adults

[@Nahihi_sniperihihi]

yo that's crazy😭 i never watched shane so this is new to me💀

[@seanmuffin1461]

Omg thank you it pisses me off when I see all my favorite KZbinrs getting sponsored by better help and it makes me feel crazy for hating them so much

[@egg609]

he’s trying so hard to be quirky and relatable and like omg i can’t stay on one topic and it’s so annoying and not funny

[@Daisy43612]

Hey Jake! Great video!!! I’m going to start charging you for making me watch Shane videos 😁😁 luv ya xoxo Also, I can’t believe Shane said KZbin algorithm isn’t giving him love. Like, hmm bestie I don’t think it’s KZbin’s fault.

[@FukaiKokoro]

He was TRENDING #3 WORLD WIDE..

[@no-wun]

shane using kids as b roll is BOLD!!!!

[@Fruitmonger04]

Your mic peaking everytime you yell it actually my favorite part of these lmaoo

[@e_velog]

It makes me so sad to see Shane's vlogs getting so much attention on these vlogs when other creators work so hard for not even 10% of the views he gets

[@CommanderLexaa]

It's been bothering me for a bit so I have to say that as someone who was VERY VERY VERY poor in México, my mom did and still plays the lottery. We often didn't win anything but once we got 50 dollars (1000 pesos) and my mom took me to the movies and to have a nice dinner. Being poor didn't stop my mom from hoping she would get it and give me a better life. She's such a great woman and I hope I can repay her soon. The short film he made about his mom resonated w me a lot because of it. I despise the man a lot, but that is the one good influence he had in my life, working to give the better life my mom couldn't give me. 🤘 Fuck Shane tho.

[@normalizenatalie]

yeah i feel like playing the lottery is most common among the super poor i think. plus people have gambling addictions and feel like they can only get out through gambling

[@angrybarbie1562]

I’m glad you did your research into better help. Thank you for not being sponsored by that joke of a company

[@bloodyneptune]

29:36 "That's the face you make when you realize you don't have it" Thank you, Jake, so _so_ much for saying "you realize you don't have it" because I thought you were going to make a different joke about when he makes that face, and it would have _traumatized_ me

[@bbekah]

"Companies are so shady" for selling things at a markup under different labels, creating an illusion around product sizes "how is it legal?" Shane is so close yet so far from realizing that capitalism is problematic

[@cameliacosette]

Jake saying “Biden?!? BIDEN?!!” has me laughing out loud omg

[@shayshay513]

WAIT! Beary? LIKE THE FREAKING COUNTRY BEARS?????

[@sofiastj]

"Companies are so shady" -Shane Dawson, 2023

[@lorielovesbooks7315]

I always feel like Shane hears other people's stories and just repeats them so he can seem human, and it's not working at all.

[@Nahihi_sniperihihi]

very alien i'm starting to suspect he's an alien like how andrew tate is a lizard

[@HotDogs4Breakfast]

I love you Jake thank you for everything you do!

[@SwayeStyle]

Phyllis from the office😂😂😂 I'll never unsee it now

[@toaster_gremlin]

i don't even care about watching shane dawson, like i have never watched a video of his of my own volition, but jake has my attention regardless, absolutely boosting the viewer retention for this man

[@gargles5270]

i assumed the divot in boxes serves to stack better on shelves, but yeah i guess they probably do try to make them look more full

[@dragoncup9099]

I wonder if that “box” is actually the box from the spongebob episode where they play pirates etc in it.

[@hahaha7886]

Bro jakes right but also im like reflecting on my life now bc im like BROKE BROKE but my parents are literally so irresponsible they buy lottery tickets all the time, and sometimes im just like “bro get ur priorities straight” to my own parents.

[@babyvia6712]

Then that means Jake’s not right lol. A lot of people who buy lotto tickets are poor, which is the opposite of what he said. I hope your parents get their priorities in order because it’s difficult to shake a lottery habit.

[@Nahihi_sniperihihi]

@@babyvia6712some people lose money but keep buying lotteries because it's out of habit it's like rich people going to casinos to gamble and win more money it's sad honestly

[@hannahschriever7976]

If you need to know the name of Olive Gardens mints, they’re called Andes mints. My grandfather used to buy bags of them. It took me forever to realize they were the mints used at Olive Garden 🤭

[@beanchild]

23:21 shane is so old oh my god i physically cringed so much

[@angelag9927]

Tbf his hands did look abnormally SMALL 💀💀💀💀

[@rotroom]

i love the pfp

[@Nahihi_sniperihihi]

i have oddly small hands but his look ABNORMALLY small😭

[@kisskkiiss]

36:00 breaking news!!! Shane Dawson learns about shrinkflation

[@moonchild2938]

LMAO I love how Shane is so pressed about kids selling cookies,, I was a Girl Scout for a few years and we literally just stand there asking if people wanna buy… not being hateful like Shane 💀

[@Nahihi_sniperihihi]

i can imagine girl scouts' shouting at people just to buy their cookies😭

[@mur_1649]

Okay but Jake getting triggered over the tick had me dying 😂😂

[@aangellbytez]

when i first had teddy grahams I was twelve and in the mental hospital. it was probably the worst year of my life and i'm way better now (I think). that made me nostalgic lol

[@VV1tch3zNVVulv3z]

didnt know i needed a jake x willam crossover till now

[@Alorah-oq5oo]

That person that said they’re 13 and they’re broke I relate

[@mrsimpysimp6206]

That water bottle looks like a bunch of cheese sticks melted together..

[@thatdude2998]

Well poor people do buy scratch tickets.. it's called gambling addiction 😭

[@sofiastj]

I thought Shane had three dogs why do I feel like he just got rid of two because they weren't giving him content lol

[@artespeck8091]

Im not saying people dont deserve happiness Im saying shane doesnt 😭

[@artespeck8091]

No doubt shane has a burner tiktok account for uh…private likes A man like this deserves no privacy Aka prison

[@artespeck8091]

Not shane acting like buying girl scout cookies is going to the middle school homecoming dance Oh wait For him it is

[@artespeck8091]

NOT JAKE YELLING TO NOT TALK ABT TICKS 😭

[@ollie_creates_sometimes]

olivia gardenrigo🤓☝️

[@noncorporealfriend]

I accidently had 0.25 on the video. Weirdest 10 seconds of my life. Should say that it's 4/20 hearing so...

[@BoobooAndre]

Jake please please actually consider writing a book, ill pre order that bad boy in a heart beat. It'd be so cool if you were able to narrate your own book on audible

[@toastty2652]

the way Shane combs the left side of his hair forward bothers me so much😭

[@kylierollings3666]

proud of you jake i’m sure you’re gonna get that 1M

[@Radom_user]

3:29 that was random

[@waffletown80]

The fact that he’s joking about his intrusive thoughts telling him to crash at 59:35 irks me. I may be wrong but I don’t think Shane has OCD and that’s something very scary and real that people can experience because of their mental illness. It’s just kind of annoying and can be triggering for people who genuinely experience that to make a mockery out of it

[@nimsayE2]

we would rather watch your reaction to his video haha

[@Tree-House69]

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