This machine makes a sandwich and feeds it to me

It's really five mini machines. One puts down bread, the next puts on peanut butter, then a machine for jelly and so on. The last machine feeds it to me bite by bite! Spent almost four months on this machine. Oh, and remember to vote!!!
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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his apartment in Brooklyn, New York.
Created by Joseph Herscher
Special Thanks to Lyle Broughton, Jacob Dixon, Archie the Dog and Winslow

[@timehunter9467]

The dedication of keeping a straight face whilst getting punched in the face with a sandwich is amazing. Subscribed immediately.

[@sayuriunnie1961]

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[@sayuriunnie1961]

@@user-mr8ht4rw1y Sry! I don't understand... 😐

[@josephjoestar5823]

Yes

[@czombei4995]

@@user-mr8ht4rw1y 吓😀😀你搞乜鬼

[@nig_las4322]

The vote paper was just satisfying

[@KBowWow75]

Nobody shouted "Kobe" though.

[@ehteshamashraf7627]

2:46 Welcome...

[@ibrahimfire8177]

Yes

[@justasnegreckis9632]

@@ehteshamashraf7627 If you are on PC you can just click 6

[@rajmohabe8412]

yeah

[@warrenwyatt8752]

You are a freaking engineering genius! Much respect!!!

[@schlopusmodangle]

Everything in this video is pure genius! Extremely satisfying and probably one the best Rube Goldberg machines of ALL time

[@logi3622]

The jelly from the truck: *Falls Me: Oh, is this some kind of a blooper or what ? Joseph: There are no accidents

[@MYSTERIOUS5HRJ]

Epic💥🤣👍

[@norpd2593]

Loll

[@Idontwantanybodytoknowmyname]

Lol

[@mecharenacharlord3882]

Weee there go luigi

[@Faviano214]

Lol lol lol 😄😄

[@Jolei33]

I like how you involved your dog in the machine.

[@ThuyNguyen-nn6wu]

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[@rajsrockinglife6633]

2:46 the letter went so perfectly in the vote box😳😳

[@ihsahnakerfeldt9280]

1/84 chance

[@normanjacobs1135]

Is that the actual math?​@@ihsahnakerfeldt9280

[@f.mmasud2324]

2:12 part was brilliant!!💯💯

[@user-uf1fz2ew8m]

👞👞👞🐐🐐👎👎👃👃🐐👞

[@jackofallspades98]

Lakitu at 0:58 is my only contribution to this whole thing, but I love how it turned out! ☺️

[@kellysarahblackpirch9254]

@jackofallspades98 Your ideas are always creative

[@sirgabealot01]

When was this project first started?

[@russelfernandes9356]

The part where the envelope lands perfectly into the ballot box is just supernatural 😱😱😱😱

[@codewithkeshav6931]

That scene was like magic. The ✉️ flew and just entered into the box

[@bean2157]

Meh it took one of 84 times to get it in

[@aksuerol4331]

0005 g~

[@jacirless1368]

Rgakeiex1j5uu5i🐧😏 😆 jhjhhjhbjhjjjtheftuuknhhjjhjjhjr7twsguujkj0imunologia haja 😏 hhjj ngm ONU

[@Ibloop]

He said 1 in 84 times it would go in!

[@ihsahnakerfeldt9280]

The fact that he uses unpredictable elements like dogs and babies is incredible!

[@r_chowdhury]

When Mom isn't at home, n you have to prepare breakfast on your own 😂 The messy kitchen 😂

[@Seminolerick]

By far... the BESTEST "Mouse Trap" adaption I've ever seen ...adding the dog...touch of genius !

[@halimatouahri8167]

واع٦j'y . Le monde

[@chenthur9724]

Joseph's Machine literally deserves a 10 M Subscribers he works so hard and he has very amazing creativity hats off 👍

[@pushkarjadhav2409]

Yaa

[@TonsOfTrackmasters]

Absolutely

[@crystallized8868]

Na mate

[@crystallized8868]

15 M

[@lukeschroeder5224]

We stan

[@reyc2630]

I keep replaying that envelope to the ballot box. That was so amazing! ❤️

[@mahimakammar7233]

It is more complicated than preparing and eating all by yourself!😅

[@felicezh1905]

0:57

[@InventR_]

Hello💙

[@Hevesh5]

Brilliant!! The jelly spilling really got me xD I love the humor you add to your machines. Makes it so fun to watch!

[@USHARANI-ns5nh]

@@MYSTERIOUS5HRJ super amazing fantastic nice wow

[@simonsantos9850]

Hevesh I Love you Domino vid :)

[@Carolinastrucks]

I’m subbed Hevesh

[@singlesetpiano571]

Hi Lily!

[@Mr.X2]

Ayy hevesh! Nice seeing ya here

[@liquidkey8204]

How many times did you have to clean the fallen jelly off the floor? And how much did you spoil your dog?

[@JosephsMachines]

24 times

[@liquidkey8204]

Ha wow really?

[@sirgabealot01]

Wait, did this all work at once or was it filmed in segments?

[@liquidkey8204]

@@sirgabealot01 All at once, but it took several tries to get everything working. It's all 1 take tho.

[@beaub152]

@@JosephsMachines 69th like it's a sign

[@madankt]

You are awesome! My kids love your channel

[@Zelphyn]

The amount of work, calculations and patience it took to make this. That's dedication. And it pays off, it's so entertaining to watch. 😁👍

[@subscriberswithnovideos-yj1nv]

This is simply breathtaking! The amazing accuracy of the slip of paper is just incredible! It must have taken hundreds of tries to get everything in perfect synchrony! One of the best videos thus far! :)

[@prince32YT]

69th subscriber here

[@getin3949]

Weeks and weeks and weeks of preparation all for us. Thank you Joseph, it was awesome.

[@small7616]

Mr Bean making a Sandwich:

[@gharseupsc784]

Imagine all the mess just for a sandwich🐱 PS: thank god he didn't broke his tooth

[@harchu-thefoodiequeen5014]

Seriously 🤣

[@fearofthechippan]

Joseph you out do yourself with every new machine! Truly amazing

[@agawdsparadise3782]

I remeber having machines like this as science projects in middle school. Thanks for showing we can do it in adult hood. I love these!

[@ShivaniSingh-uc2sw]

In this world, there is nothing call impossible, Everything is possible but your dedication, hard work, focus mind, should be 100%, Than God gives you whatever your wish. You r really supperv

[@ngochanho886]

hello physics master! your creation is a legend...

[@justajasmineflower2539]

This is literally the dirtiest but coolest way to make a PB&J sandwich.

[@mayanknikumbh1915]

This was the best machine I have ever seen on this channel. this was one of his greatest machines he ever created .

[@WoaParody]

amazing tech

[@user-hh3rn7bu7d]

Bro, how does this only have 4 likes?

[@Star_00010]

Bill Gates said "we need lazy people more because they are creative" Now I understand what he meant 😑😳

[@czombei4995]

@alexander calamai basically, bill gates said that if he had to find someone to do a difficult job, he would find a lazy person bc they make things easier bc they are lazy

[@qpixel6213]

Imagine how many tries and how much accuracy would have been needed!

[@longdongbongchong]

The dog knocking the cups over was genius.

[@animarini1991]

2:17 I thought it was a failure but it turned out to be part of the plan 😂

[@ytbvdshrtnr]

Right! That part was incredible!

[@gabegamez1018]

He’s working hard to be lazy, respect

[@MRedwood82]

Loved This!!!! The moment the jelly dropped and the dog walked in...omg! you're the best, man.

[@hidrunii7818]

Oh wow that’s efficient. **Looks at hands** _why do I need you again?-_

[@playingmusic5693]

To build the machine

[@acoburnett9458]

And to pull the levers lol

[@saisubhash3896]

Absolute talent and hard work. Mad respect! 🙌🙌

[@blackskalle]

Hard Work?

[@marksmanstits]

the jelly fakeout got me good...! well done😂

[@niconeedsanap8130]

I love the fact he doesn’t just make an easy reaction but he actually makes it fun to watch

[@nkronert]

This is among the most creative, if not the most creative, machines of this type I've ever seen. Fantastic work!

[@NicholasFleming]

Wow. Amazing. I wish we could see a zoomed out video sweep of the whole machine

[@ElDarren]

This is next level wizardry!

[@DannySullivanMusic]

No animals were malnourished during the filming of this video®

[@awildsiscoappears1054]

This is a whole new level of brilliance

[@ratslayer110]

Where you think it's all over cause the jelly truck fell off the ramp, but it's all part of the master plan with the dog coming to lick it up and knock the cups over to continue. Simply amazing stuff here, Sir! You should be working for NASA

[@3ver4fter53]

Man, thank you so much for what you do.

[@Ehrentraud]

I would say WOW, if I wasn't sitting here with my mouth wide open because my jaw dropped down. So many ingenious ideas and details (like the ball floating up by the vibrations or Mario jumping back and forth or...)! I am very impressed!!!

[@adityarainapur8970]

2:04 They are like;We have to switch to plan B;The dog is like Roger that commander!😂 Edit:dayum I've got 180 likes😅

[@chaoticoofhead9543]

Pff haha

[@simonedennis8022]

Bruh

[@adityarainapur8970]

@JEÑÑY 🅥 BRUH

[@Eaterbhooka]

out of this world, deserves nobel prize atleast, i suggest everyone to make videos like this for earning money on KZbin, leave studying etc , u need talent not studying or actual hardworking, hatsoff bro

[@slicedpawgaming9850]

That's cute , do you know the technique called "MOMMMM!"

[@amandajude8362]

Make it yourself

[@slicedpawgaming9850]

@@amandajude8362 then go ahead tell the channel to make it himself , without the machines

[@juanmejias5618]

Kudos for the ball coming out of the popcorn, and for the jelly accident/red herring. Amazing stuff

[@saanviskylar312]

I like the part when the jelly falls and the dog eats it

[@Lanacoded36]

You are so much creative 😃 person ☺️...keep it up ☺️.... And lots of love 😍🥰 from India 🇮🇳

[@dilrubaahmed9757]

His videos remind me of Tom and Jerry's little projects. Also maybe he's been "home alone" for little too long 🤣

[@kenziearrasy9439]

This guy needs an oscar for doing all of this

[@notsocube8452]

WOW SUPER AMAZING especially the one with the paper falling into remember to vote very accurate! 2:49

[@jajo2471]

Hoping this gets recognized and reach a billion supports.

[@tobychew100]

this has absolutely blown my mind. awesome and such good fun to watch. subscribed😊

[@RutsDamle]

Thanks youtube for recommending me this channel

[@aayushshekharsingh3569]

1:56 who elese thought that it failed

[@J0hnTh3T4lking]

defenentely me

[@arashmoradian1988]

Totally got me there!

[@lollol-yd6gi]

@@arashmoradian1988 Q

[@ishetasingh6310]

That's me for sure 😂😂😂

[@zigzag7838]

The way the music stopped there totally made us believe it

[@gratefulot360]

The most entertaining 4 minutes and 37 seconds I have spent in 2020.

[@philthehexagon2989]

2:35 Mary with the header. MVP

[@auroraelegancy]

Yeah three option: 1. Either eat a peanut sandwich daily.. 2. Or "invent" A new machine daily...... 3. Stop eating food!! 😂😂

[@lynnea5731]

The ballot box took me out🤣🤣

[@mishalk3286]

Hats off man. Your creations are almost unbelievable.

[@marglygh1887]

You succeeded in making me laugh for 10 minutes and can't stop XD

[@shaikfarukh8329]

It's sooooooo much hard work.....the letter drop in box is sooooooooo much briliant👏👏👏👏

[@KontraptionKids]

Once again, we are amazed. You are the best at using foreign objects. Definitely a contender for our favorite RGM!

[@Judymontel]

This is high art. Amazing! As soon as I am able I will support you on Patreon. Incredible work - bravo!

[@Lunaticaux]

This guy surprises me everyday... 😮😮

[@ytbvdshrtnr]

This is so incredible, I want everyone to see this

[@toby2031]

That dog was INGENIOUS!

[@tricky-life]

HE IS BACK with the best Rube Goldberg i´ve ever seen, honestly. You are my role model for chain reactions and you always inspire me for my own (definitely smaller!) machines. Im looking forward to seeing you with 2 million subscribers. Stay safe :)

[@mikamo]

Very nice use of the fluidization phenomenon with the popcorn kernels and electric hand mixer!

[@alyasvielpalmer4705]

how can someone be this creative😳😳 the idea is beyond me

[@super67627]

OMG I LOVED THE MARIO PART, YOU ARE SO ORIGINAL!

[@Heisenburga]

2:08 sounds like one of those really annoying mosquitoes that fly around your head at night. I love it!

[@jahnavidalmia920]

When he was eating he got so messy🤣🤣🤣

[@bentheboy3391]

Yes lol

[@lasseriis33]

I almost died of laughter at the end of this video!!!!😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@shvswubhc]

How did you ever learn to do this stuff? Like sure, experimenting during college but you must've stayed in your room for your entire college days to know how to make things like this.

[@kjohnson2884]

To some extent, all that you need to build machines like this (the materials notwithstanding) is the patience for lots and lots and lots of trial and error

[@Judymontel]

@@kjohnson2884 and lots and lots and lots and lots...

[@vasubhatia1934]

It took me really late to understand that jelly spilling scene was a part of machine not a blooper

[@simonedennis8022]

Feel u

[@catkingdoms503]

Same

[@94442404408]

😭

[@lwkitty414]

Same

[@ITSwe1rd0]

Lol same

[@nathanhaag2736]

You are some kind of engineering warlock. I am in awe

[@CR-uq5bu]

I’ll absolutely love how it’s just shoving the sandwich in his mouth😂

[@5MadMovieMakers]

Absolute insanity! Trickshots, chain reactions and food all rolled into one video!

[@neeralalex4227]

Q👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🍠🥦🥐🥐

[@sexyasia8439]

🫀👥💸👋🏾👅👋🏾🖖🏾🖖🏾👋🏾🧑🏼‍🔬🧏🏻‍♀️🧏🏻‍♀️👠🥽👜🐲🌝🥖🥖🥔🥞🌯🌯🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🧆🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🥘

[@user-pd9yi4fi3n]

@@MYSTERIOUS5HRJ ффф

[@vathunyoupokthevoice6159]

5MadMovieMakers ำ

[@margaritamontez5228]

Q

[@tyroneandkevin9518]

Bread, peanut butter, jelly and more bread: we will feed you! Joseph: thanks!

[@ChewbySpirit]

Amazing and breathtaking, what a creativity! It is a fantastic work!

[@user-jo5by4zz4s]

1:16 한국 장난감과 함께 한국인이 왔다

[@_scvm_]

When the jam fell I laughed SO SO SO hard 🤣🤣🤣

[@edtolentino1692]

Hello random person scrolling through the comment section. Have a great day and stay safe from covid-19.

[@sam99960]

thank you random person commenting on random vids! : )

[@RohitashYadav03]

Excellent ideas Joseph...keep growing

[@tcf70tyrannosapiensbonsai]

No wonder you're so skinny when your hunger can only be stilled climbing a Mount Everest of creativity. That's is the funniest chain reaction installation I've seen so far. Great work!

[@vinitmodi2107]

LOVE YOUR VIDEOS FROM INDIA🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

[@vinitmodi3587]

Wow

[@DominoDude555]

The dog and the mario part was just incredible! And the voting thing was straight out of a Dude Perfect video! XD

[@chibbeng7599]

I know it's so cool, but that's not simple. Good job, Joseph!

[@meghnameghna1498]

It's so good.....how you guys make it look so easy

[@depotdevoid]

Justin McElroy is one of your patreons!? Super dope, assuming it's THE Justin McElroy.

[@janapewen362]

This has to be greatest thing ever created

[@user-ei1nt8ng2o]

This is amazing, so genius but the mess created tho ahahha LOVE THESEEEE

[@GRSurfer]

There is also a cheese lever on the washing-up liquid bottle. I would like to see and the cheese machine in action.