This Man Has RIZZ?

[@Allison_actually]

Pig - You were so funny with this - I peed myself. You owe me a new pair of pajamas.

[@samanthadouglass1800]

the guy wanted the biggest fantasy: A happy family

[@dustyyshellz1320]

I’m not sure we heard the same story😂

[@ediblefredible]

yo, what's your pfp from?

[@cartooncritique6625]

27:37 What gall she has to be angry when she's the one cheating on her husband?! 😤 28:32 Oh yes! Such a difficult choice...the beautiful young woman who uprooted her entire life in her home country to be with you, or the lying wh0r3 who's cheating on her husband and will mostly likely to the same to you? Decisions...Decisions! 🙄

[@dragonvarine7553]

Im convinced the IQ of Michelle and Will were below 70 easily. Will has no critical thinking to even assume she'd cheat on him too. Hes very in the moment. Also believing that you could build a time travel device and staying up 3 whole days planning it.. like christ

[@lisa.222]

He was a coward. He didn't want to deal with her being upset do he killed her? Like wow.she did absolutely nothing. They weren't even married. She would have just left and he would go back to his own life. He's weird

[@haku1384]

I had the same reaction when he said “she had a crush on him” 😂

[@fizzzycat4389]

the audio jungle bit at the beginning is so underrated oh my god

[@shmokers5587]

When people "cant pick" its because they see practically the same out come of a life with both but one may be slightly better, but theyre not fully conviced

[@cartooncritique6625]

That's hardly the case here. I highly doubt the adulteress would make a very good wife seeing how she wasn't so great at it the first time around.

[@seasonsofus]

@@cartooncritique6625 Exactly like “oh idk who to pick the married woman who keeps leading me on or the pretty single woman who wants to marry me asap”

[@kolbythurlow2422]

Fast Food will always come back to haunt you

[@Lucas51397]

So waa he a "time traveler" because he googled how to make a time machine?

[@Allison_actually]

PLUS, he drew pictures of janky looking time machines. Certified time traveler right there 🙄

[@ninaninaninaVT]

Great video pig! Sorry my raid message was so poorly timed and may have interfered with editing!

[@prospect1638]

It's ballen time

[@marcusblackwell2372]

Better than the original meme

[@kiraoshiro6157]

balls to the walls, all four of them

[@dietjesus7710]

And then he balled all over the place

[@raidengoodman8754]

A killer has more rizz than me 🤦🏻

[@DonkMel]

"I don't understand people who rent out a room in there house" bro isnt that pretty much just a roommate?

[@CT-hr9nk]

Flaccid hat

[@FluffyCorgi3469]

31:07 well, yeah, THAT plus the title does say in caps TIME TRAVELLER IS A KILLER 🤣

[@bluetiger2468]

So many of these people are like, Break up with current partner to be with someone else? Nahhhh, too complicated. Kill current partner and spend the rest of your life in prison? Hell ya!

[@hankkingsley619]

You think Dennis had a case against Marie "the cat" Ponderosa, imagine this dude having to explain to the divorce court "your honor, my wife tried to leave me for a man who believed time travel existed and also that all it took to time travel was to Bing search, and killed his GF, and got caught because of his fried chicken addiction....."

[@exodus3046]

ahyahyahyahyaya audio jungle "I'm using this sound bit something devious, lol"

[@HighOnCaffine9623]

BionicPig the true rizzmaster

[@HighOnCaffine9623]

BionicRIZZ

[@stantheman9790]

6:46 you sure you're not describing me?

[@j3llifhish]

Wow I did not see that twist coming damn!! Also I love your videos Pig, they make my day 🙏🏽💗

[@sammi1471]

i'm so sad i missed this

[@kiraoshiro6157]

this is so sad, alexa play despacito. wait i don't have an alexa.. ok hey google play hampster dance slowed + reverb

[@sg._.dragon]

You mad it into a SunnyV2 Video!!!

[@leviettri3576]

Which vid?

[@sg._.dragon]

@@leviettri3576 I believe it was his second most recent one

[@sg._.dragon]

@@leviettri3576 ofc :)

[@sickdorito999]

We made it guys pig is in the new sunnyv2 vid

[@dietjesus7710]

No way this guy has rizz

[@shatteredteacup91]

The hell is the rizz?

[@liamsgamingnocommentary6151]

I want to see a Collab between Mr balls and Mr breast

[@jamielaporte6967]

How are these people so bad at commiting murder? Don't get me wrong, it's a good thing....but like have they never seen an episode of CSI? Or paid attention to another real murder case?

[@cartooncritique6625]

Well, this guy was apparently a big scifi/fantasy nerd, so I'm going to guess "no".

[@Funnyname321]

I love ballen but from every true crime video that mentions him he gets a substantial amount of information wrong

[@regularracoon]

or just straight up makes things up 😭 bro how do you know thats what the dead person was thinking cmon

[@raidengoodman8754]

@@regularracoon well yeah it’s called adding flair

[@PistenDeer]

​@@raidengoodman8754 Sure but these are real crimes with real victims he talks about. Feels a bit in bad taste to just make things up about them.

[@raidengoodman8754]

@@PistenDeer nothing is stopping anyone from reading up on these stories on their own. It’s clear ballen exaggerates things. It’s what makes his stories so engaging to listen to. It’s like those movies that say their “based on true events”. They obviously take liberties and add things to make the story more entertaining. Doesn’t always work sure, but that’s up to the viewer

[@PistenDeer]

@@raidengoodman8754 That doesn't change anything I said.

[@humantaste5776]

SPOILER…How did the whole text messaging her thing part make any sense if he killed her.

[@Lucas51397]

Bc he wanted to make it look like he was looking for her to make it less suspicious. As opposed to suddenly never texting her again. The cops would ask why you suddenly cut contact the same day the person went "missing."

[@humantaste5776]

@@Lucas51397 then why did he say he texted over and over desperately trying to get a response

[@cartooncritique6625]

@@humantaste5776 Ballen was either being dramatic for narrative purposes...or the guy was just that delusional.

[@firepressure4545]

Balllennn baybeee🐽🐽🐽🐽💯😘