This Minecraft Map STINKS!

[@kayllaa_w]

My Friends: So, what kinda stuff do you watch on KZbin? Me: Um, it's complicated...

[@icdxGD]

Look, if you reply with r/woooosh well at least im not a hypocrite ㋛ edit: bruh when did i make this reply lol

[@GunnyRaps]

Kayla Xx, imagine if that was me being asked and my friends either didn’t know what Eddsworld is or do know it and just hate it, lol

[@rec6489]

Bots bruh

[@webkinzwoofle]

@Neele Krüger bot

[@maricellsagun1670]

Hey dan if you see my reply is biju mike your brother

[@alr]

"Why is the poop so fast?" - DanTDM 2019

[@SeshvirSeodutt]

Whoa

[@shiny_edin]

yusei fudo OMG!!! ITS BEEN SO LONG!!! YOURE BACK!!!

[@ChristianDaveYT]

"why are you everywhere?" -ChristianDave 2019

[@hahaa3341]

OMG AHAHAHAHA

[@bryaningram1269]

6:39 Me: "If that means what I think it means..., don't ever say that again? 😕

[@jasonhermawan3317]

4:50 Peter: Mr. Stark I don't feel so good ... Everyone cry Dantdm : I don't feel so good Eternal silence

[@parvinbegum6559]

Hahaha. I soooo get it. Farttt!! Dannn stop farting

[@thorodinson9641]

Brett West scam

[@jackiematanza2791]

Hey u copy my comment

[@itzthirdyphd693]

ALUCARD😄😄😄😄😄

[@sheispower8604]

Xd

[@Hm-gr9ot]

1997:In 2020 we will be having flying cars 2019:Playing with PooPs

[@therealmercenarydeadpool]

TheNotBetween lmao and we still don’t have flying cars

[@frankyskye668]

@@therealmercenarydeadpool i wish that was true.

[@dawgpharm11]

It was 2017

[@therealmercenarydeadpool]

Yuh lol

[@malloryyt9852]

Lol 😂 I love Dan 🥰🥰🥰

[@jackcallahan1848]

1:29 Little did he know...

[@edenwoldu7799]

1:26 DanTDM: That's so Grim! Grim: Ahem, I DO NOT HAVE FUR!

[@jacobikthechannel6717]

He means grim the synonym 1 St comment

[@Xx_B0nGwAt3r_xX]

Lol

[@Xx_B0nGwAt3r_xX]

Brianna Rodriguez No

[@sk7ts4dudes39]

Brianna Rodriguez scam s

[@samiam7423]

@@DoodleNoodle-YT no it's, *BEGONE BOT*

[@morganaaaqq]

Dantdm:atleast thats not my hair my hair is blue Me:that might be your old hair *Dantdm has left the chat*

[@kogaminia1330]

Wow

[@MortisTheMortal]

Suckysucye

[@vinre356]

Odd Boi if you actually watched him back when he had brown hair your an OG

[@Vodoo25]

@@vinre356 also when he doesn't have a tattoo on his arm

[@dylancorbett9882]

Exactly

[@mr.spideradventures154]

7:30 yes, indeed. A very old friend.

[@akrishtkaul2860]

Dan: This is so grim. Grim: Am I a joke to you.

[@wlntrrz]

wheeze

[@st1cki_]

I was about to post this

[@joycevillareal-nodado590]

Lol

[@jackiematanza2791]

@Alex Harris spammer

[@kyzulol]

Oof that's tough

[@martialmovement3304]

"WHY IS THE POOP SO FASTTT???" DanTDM:2019 meme

[@mochabee7725]

Martial Movement OMG YASSSS

[@skrimp.]

copied

[@michai4011]

I NOW RIGHT

[@mustafaehsani3552]

Me: did you do it Dan: yes Me:what did it cost Dan:PLUNGING FOR 20 MINUTES STRAIGHT!!!!

[@federalbureauofinvestigati9808]

MAD TITAN THANOS: where is Gamora?

[@federalbureauofinvestigati9808]

SPOILER : RIP Tony Stark 2019 - 2019 died while snapping and died because the infinity gauntlet contains 9999999999999999× redbull power

[@Solesteam]

Actualy he said an hour, its edited to be only 20 minutes.

[@Santaceic]

@@federalbureauofinvestigati9808 1967-2019

[@SaranLee]

Yasar Hasan its 2024 cuz its 5 years after Present Thanos death

[@Nik-qw1ki]

Mum: Chocolate cake for pudding! Me: Ewww After I've watched this video I think I'll pass

[@r4ptrr958]

Obviously you’ll pass, because there’s no such thing as ‘Chocolate cake for pudding.’

[@notahoj8346]

QuIcK r4ptrr lol i was thinking the same thing btw “BURN”

[@-lily-8384]

@@r4ptrr958 wdym, you can obviously eat chocolate cake for pudding

[@r4ptrr958]

Hamilcat - The musical it doesn’t make sense...

[@-lily-8384]

@@notahoj8346 it's not a burn, she's just British

[@spaceowl6747]

Internet: Fortnite is dying and Minecraft is growing. DanTDM: Now this, puts a smile on my face.

[@spaceowl6747]

@Jonathan Carson we will never know for sure

[@Kichizu]

@Jonathan Carson *(same)*

[@Baconinged]

I legit bought mc bc my old acc got haked and now I haven't even played season 9 but I play on Minecraft everyday

[@icdxGD]

No, he has a SAC code ( support a creator code )

[@joycevillareal-nodado590]

-_-👌 good cause fortnine ruin the fgteev family

[@annamussell7942]

Mum : what are you watching ? Me : I’m watching someone picking up pop to upgrade the toilet 🚽

[@kylebradford5766]

Lol

[@edmunddallakian3745]

O.k.

[@lucy-plays1913]

LOL

[@Monke-vd9uw]

You don't upgrade a toilet with pop you do it with poop :v

[@camdenmaiworm6555]

what's pop

[@AXAND3R]

Poop: "I am Inevitable" Dan: "I am Plumber Man"

[@IuminaIyte]

7:57 this is my new ringtone: ‘Dey lookin’ pretty nasty.’

[@wafflyfox7550]

Now it’s my text tone

[@UndertaleAsrielDreemurr]

7:56

[@aclark7919]

Sees thumbnail : ;0 Watches beginning : .O. Sees plunger : -0- Why ....

[@MyLittleBlock]

Ikr

[@Foxy_Gamer64]

@Felix Hartmann Scam Scam Scam Scam

[@Fartleks]

@Felix Hartmann nope

[@braindamage9433]

@Felix Hartmann That's a scam. All of them are scams... you can't trust anyone...

[@CookieKing]

This map costed money... That's the biggest waste of mo.... DanTDM: *It's good content*

[@helio52011]

thats why we all watch dan But why poo

[@minecraftgamer7663]

Dan:this is the way. Me:too plunge your poop

[@bad_solid5837]

@Elias Klein scam bot

[@seq5669]

@Elias Klein Scammer pls stop

[@jonnaflores5786]

Elias Klein not falling for that scam

[@seth-the-inactive]

I love how Dan does these cool maps, usually they'd be boring but Dan makes them SOO much fun :D

[@IslamicHavenYT]

Random guy: "What do you think about my flowers?" Dan: 7:56

[@WorldsLaziestYoutuber]

😂

[@williamstaulters2086]

i dont get it lol

[@jeemsmemes]

@@williamstaulters2086 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@edenwoldu7799]

'Hey, you know what, I've got a pocket full of used toilet paper, so I'm fine!' *shows 7 pieces of toilet paper*

[@Deafgamin1]

Ew

[@Zapnerd]

thank u for inspiring me to make youtube videos, i hope to entertain as many people as you one day

[@chrisjackson7252]

You will one day I've subscribed as well

[@dgamerv6860]

Just keep trying and you will one day

[@juliewinkel472]

Hey I think I saw you on poke’s vid!

[@valentine8337]

Same here dude

[@valentine8337]

U lucky to have more subscribers than me😢

[@justintrim]

My mom : time to check the history of what you watched Me : 😑 oh no.....

[@KamiLeonOfFishAll]

I feel u

[@festive_puffs_672]

Thats me when i watch sunstrider do thicc dances

[@KamiLeonOfFishAll]

Hell

[@Shadowside25]

She will see this video hahahahah when she does have her watch it to see theres nothing wrong with it.

[@rhjubarb]

Pff... If you only knew what I-

[@tagetv1]

"Atleast you know this isn't my hair because this is brown, my hair is blue!" Dan gets rid of his hair dye

[@leiyaaymari5213]

Soa.

[@J_Pug]

Yea I was thinking that

[@hxneyedbellsss]

R.I.P Blue hair *_Was very loved, will be very missed and never forgotten_* *I know why he got rid of it[because it was bad for his hair and ruining it]but, it's just kinda sad lol*

[@maliyahappleblossom9810]

What

[@Maxo-bh5ni]

Pinchy The Crab Wait what

[@yassinmunzoull626]

dan : he just swanton bombed me ! Jeff hardy: im the swanton bomb master

[@mirroredsailboat253]

Dan in the previous video: I WANT TO BE A BUS DRIVER THAT DRIVES A ROCKET BUS! Also Dan:

[@GusmoiD]

Dan should pin this

[@uku5252]

Ayy k-pop

[@gachacookie93]

True

[@May_dragons]

Lol

[@denji6975]

You put 'Also Dan:'. And nothing else, what else are you gonna say?

[@pravinarun6498]

Dan:is that what I think it is Me: I'm so sorry Dan I forgot about the hershey's kiss

[@wolfsheen6510]

Pravin Arun...

[@uku5252]

@@wolfsheen6510 lol

[@xwolffi1935]

I love seeing Dan get back into mc, I think we all missed it including Dan. So happy to have tdm back! 😊

[@robertmitchell4842]

It's a me... -Mario- *DanTDM* * There appears to be a name crossed off... and written in pen

[@generalofboom1922]

i was thinkin the same thing

[@iiaestheticpoatoesroblox9584]

Lol

[@l..6014]

God had a pencil Dan had a highlighter God drew the world Dan made it brighter

[@ianowoboi9979]

That idea is unoriginal

[@Gadd985]

Look dude this comment is the oldest ever and it makes no sense also stop commenting that

[@accel1527]

good

[@LoganCWolf]

This is very clever!

[@seifernerona4201]

highlighters doesn't make things bright OKAY?

[@VictorOddo1111]

make another video of this but see what would happen if you said no to the villager at the beginning.

[@kitterkatte]

same thing would happen duh

[@itsjustspencer.b]

I'm gonna try i will tell you

[@kawaiikoffing]

@@itsjustspencer.b what happened

[@innitfam7936]

@@itsjustspencer.b tell me..

[@itsjustspencer.b]

@@innitfam7936 sorry I just forgot

[@HandleMySandel]

Infinity Plum-War: With the push of my weapon, half the population of waste will be wiped out

[@onsidekun3]

DanTDM has made a new achievement"Poop Slayer" that should be an actual achievement

[@joycevillareal-nodado590]

-_-👌

[@bloonyapprentice4340]

Joyce Villareal-Nodado ☝️😂👌

[@madelinelee7388]

Yay yay now can you finally say hey guys it’s dan here from the diamond minecart...... PLEASE

[@Versuffe]

No scammer

[@Versuffe]

FAKE SCAM LOL

[@bloonyapprentice4340]

Vincent Woods I still don't understand why do you have to put random symbols here and there. It makes the scam more obvious.

[@bigmanmajima3182]

@@bloonyapprentice4340 It's a bot. That's how it is programed

[@stan52323]

@Hiero R2D2 no he said the name is too long

[@lordofmushrooms8804]

I luv this sentence Dan: “WHY IS THE POOP SO FAST?!?!?!”.

[@deadgrass1631]

Lol

[@kairea8529]

The old Dan is back!!!! T^T I'm crying of happiness! Who else?

[@floweysdumbmcvideos6399]

Me

[@ThatWolficorn]

" *Why is the poop so fast?????* " -DanTDM "I'm gonna have to slay you buddy, come here. (grunting) You're disgusting. (more grunting) Oh! There's more! *SAVE ME* !! -DanTDM

[@effectzero8545]

why did you copy yusei fudo

[@mr.creeper2333]

@@effectzero8545 exactly!!!

[@ThatWolficorn]

@@effectzero8545 who's that?

[@ThatWolficorn]

@@effectzero8545 wait I'll look

[@ThatWolficorn]

@@effectzero8545 actually I made this comment about 4 minutes before yusei fudo

[@user-il8ih2mf5p]

I just finished doing my daily poop and this. IS THIS THE REALM WHERE YOU GO WHEN YOU GET FLUSHED?!

[@lilmkny5424]

Thank you SO much for doing Minecraft again, I haven’t been feeling myself and I’ve been kinda depressed lately, and watching you has helped me loads

[@kellyhart5421]

Oof

[@hydra_dragon7397]

how do u feel now

[@jaspkirz]

Dantdm: WHY IS THE POOP SO FAST!? Me: cause it has too much gas Oh that wasn't a joke

[@Wummss]

PFFFFFFFF *HAHAHA*

[@lyricuniverse7602]

DanTDM *oH ItS nOt AlIvE* Poop: ^starts moving^ DanTDM: *oh ARGHGHHHGHhAhHH*

[@joycevillareal-nodado590]

4:50 Dan:i dont feel so good Spider man:em i a joke to you Every one exsept me:kinda Spider man:hate them haters and memers

[@jackiematanza2791]

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP COPYING MY COMMENTS

[@lililovenini2152]

Lol

[@maddisoepic]

Hey dan! Thank you for making this awesome content with a bunch of silly and funny games! I am one of the original subs and have loved all your videos. Thank you Dan for making all of us smile and laugh our heads off. 😀 I’m sorry for wasting your time if you are reading this.

[@helensaibuangi5067]

What you thought: *GOOOOD BYE* What it actually was: *GOOOOD stink.*

[@jessromiez2534]

Dan: I bet this doesn't exist in my sewers. Me: Every sewer has worms..

[@elatedquaid1279]

I don’t get that

[@gamergal3280]

Dan:I don't think I would need the milk. Me:Are you sure about that. Dan:I've been hit I need the milk. Me:I told you!!!

[@Mike-oo1ps]

I fell off my sofa laughing at this vid 😂. Great job Dan! Also pls do part two of Snakybus 👍

[@ceejay5865]

Bruh

[@soonerfan7527]

Couch

[@Mike-oo1ps]

Why are you guys even replying on this . I typed this a year ago.

[@SteveBricksxD]

So we have: Avengers infinity war. Avengers endgame... And now we have the infinity shovel... Whats next?. The end poop? XD

[@francescocasaleggio3724]

You know it's a good video when it starts whith Dan fighting a poop🤣

[@frostonium]

Dantdm: gross! Also dan: "still play the map" Me: *wut???*

[@bleh2010]

Oh hi again xD

[@frostonium]

Me: in the scale of 1-10 what are the chances? Jake rainicorn: *Yes*

[@kristinagatchalian8046]

1:32 well at least this in not my hair, it's brown, mine is blue! and at this moment dan knew what to do

[@The1959doug]

Why is the poop so fast? DanTDM 2019

[@abdullahalbargan6823]

DanTDM 2019- **

[@Tiny_24]

@@LaxeHD no, stop

[@invalid-user7335]

LaxeHD and its you

[@gotoveritlmao8202]

LaxeHD burn

[@tokyu7880]

Douglas Pastewski also from yusui

[@hnull2743]

"Why is the poop so fast?" -Daniel "The Diamond Minecart" Middleton, 2019

[@sheispower8604]

XD.

[@sheispower8604]

Your point

[@thenameisjosef3212]

“It’s so fast. Why the poop is so fast?!” DanTDM 2K19

[@frankiemartinez7349]

Did u get the drum gun back? Yes... What did it cost u? The pump :(

[@chatejap2137]

?

[@cliffthetabby1968]

Roses are red, Dan's hair is blue, We all are amazing, But not blocky poo.

[@seanallen9998]

Amazing

[@edmunddallakian3745]

lol

[@ThatWolficorn]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a good poet and you are too

[@mastermata6973]

3:00 Datsatoilet (Leave a comment if you understand the reference.)

[@leonardogamingworld6678]

This is ewww Happy Wednesday you all

[@adambirch8182]

Meh Yeah Wednesday

[@Oldchannel9]

LeonardoGamingWorld *_NO_* *_YOU_*

[@bravo_xoxo5510]

You too

[@tired5488]

Ok

[@barbbundy]

It is Wednesday my dudes uuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[@banan9034]

Imagine if someone was watching this on the toilet and you hear “the poo is so fast,omg there’s more” I would leave

[@justinmoody5606]

Me: you need to play more Minecraft Dan: yes, I am indeed holding a plunger Me: that’s not what I meant 😞

[@kavandeepnagpal9837]

ड़्यइ

[@kavandeepnagpal9837]

H

[@HerrFresh]

Kavandeep Nagpal go away hindu

[@webkinzwoofle]

@@HerrFresh please don't be rude

[@benweaver2081]

Dan- my hair is blue Mex cough cough it might be a couple years old

[@Noahnatior2501]

I was eating breakfast when I watched this so many regrets🤢🤮

[@gdxboxman1496]

noah naitor oof

[@emilyoliver3004]

0of

[@zahidaakhter6440]

Dude me too XD

[@joleacoleman2941]

Same

[@Faaris00010]

noah naitor same

[@noahp.638]

Omg. The nostalgia continues! Keep up the work Dan!

[@axbc1930]

The Plungers Are A Great Weapon - UNGLOG THE TOILET

[@ehgizle7268]

Why is the poop so fast *DANTDM* : 2019

[@warshout69]

Copied a comment

[@jasonlist3253]

Tomorrow is my birthday dantdm

[@Tomasaguiar]

@@jasonlist3253 its not the real dantdm

[@samtah1145]

@@jasonlist3253 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 😆🎊🎉

[@RoopieOfficial]

omg lol i love this! what if the poop had a face... would be 10 times better xD

[@kisforkazoo8183]

Roopie I know right I’d love a derpy face too

[@swellenlusiana2019]

Poop: *exist in MineCraft* DanTDM: I'm going to end this thing whole career

[@hilariousvines8486]

someones gonna make this into YTP ( all the poop)

[@vicunn__]

💎 this diamond is for Dan Don’t let it drown in the comments..

[@tectheemeraldcrafter6031]

Haaaa

[@tectheemeraldcrafter6031]

Haaa

[@tectheemeraldcrafter6031]

Aaaaaaa

[@tectheemeraldcrafter6031]

It's drowning.

[@meme-gn3nc]

🤣

[@ElectrikStatik900]

Real fans remember when this was called "THE GROSSEST MINECRAFT MAP EVER..."

[@nastyfrogproductions]

That was 1 hour ago

[@googelman]

4:50 DanTDM: I dont feel so good (turns into Doritos and fades away)

[@erins_hot_juice_box1173]

I just came back from a wedding...it’s literally 00:10

[@rhjubarb]

LMFAOOO... I know you meant time but.. The time stamp is hilarious XD

[@erins_hot_juice_box1173]

Fluffy Princess 😂

[@Arthur_MorganTB]

You made my day when I lost a friend and when I had a crush on someone and they reject me It’s sad 😭

[@cloaker8475]

I know how u feel bro

[@ericinfinity4211]

They? How many crushes you have tho? Must have been painful

[@mariaantonia7322]

Hope you feel better as time goes

[@Arthur_MorganTB]

Thanks guys

[@Arthur_MorganTB]

Jeansebastian Sanchez she was the only one

[@anintellectual1637]

My successful freinds: watches a youtube vid that has good content Me: *POO POO DAN*

[@Aaron.56_]

While watching this video who else stopped to think about what KZbin has become 2014: cats 2019:poop On behalf of DanTDM I hereby call this year the year of the poop Whatever this video has come to, I still really enjoyed it!😀

[@flamexp9867]

If 2019 is year of poop then 2020 is the year of explosive diarrhea.

[@TurkeyBoy-fv9kz]

“Hold on a second what is that??” Oh come on dan ya know !!

[@henryhoovermagee4771]

Turkey boi! Hi

[@ローガン-d3t]

He Back😲😲😲😀😀😀😀😀

[@ramachandranbalakrishnan8471]

V

[@Exoticlight]

Dan : Oh no! I left my milk behind! IDIOT! Also Dan : am I a joke to you?

[@qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv-c2b]

I disliked

[@hufflephan9146]

What?

[@gachacookie93]

Wat

[@gachacookie93]

Dislike

[@parthibhayat]

15:01 Dan : You villagers are super dumb Trayaraus : Am I a joke to you?

[@edenwoldu7799]

DanTDM: WHY IS THE POOP SO FAST?!?! Me: Hm, I'll invest some time into the sights of toilet flushes... Also me: *im interested*

[@feynmanthedino9116]

Poo Particles Me: Really? 5:48

[@poppysmedia3343]

love ur vids i wanna go ur tour i wish u could come for my b day in 3 months i would cry because ur so good :) nice vid

[@starthegame1701]

poppy smedia i can't go cuz im not in uk and i can't go there

[@mr.nightmare5162]

poppy smedia is ur name too?

[@firesafetymore]

5:17 WHY IS THE POOP SO FAST, well you were sitting in a bush, then you felt a little squish and then, you know, DIARRHEA!

[@Aljs4169]

When Dan said, “All villagers are dumb” really hurt -Dr. Tryarours Sorry if I spelled his name wrong

[@Daily_Devos]

Oof he right doh

[@Wummss]

12:45 did ya mean poop collecting simulator?(Roblox)

[@ididurlusus]

Wait that's a thing? Imma go see dos

[@DaBaconFlakes]

I think dan is going to be a toilet plumber in the future 😂

[@salemisjuucy]

"This isn't my hair, my hair's blue" - DanTDM before he changed it to brown

[@mr_majikku7050]

Dan did surgery on a.. _Toilet!?_

[@wlntrrz]

*gasp*

[@st1cki_]

*anime gasp*

[@mr_majikku7050]

Le gasp

[@starthegame1701]

*Ze gasp*

[@bloonyapprentice4340]

Mr_ Majikku *_[visible confusion]_*

[@amk6994]

only true fans know that the title was changed

[@pugzy_emily3503]

I know I swear it wasnt named that be4 but maybe I'm going crazy

[@kogaminia1330]

Yep

[@kogaminia1330]

It was "the grossest minecraft ever"

[@linkedbeta8471]

Me:*Sees Intro* Also Me:That's what happens when I'm having diarrhea

[@shadycactus8669]

Houston Steward Ipong Gross

[@ineedabettername1752]

*DanTDM ~ Best Quotes of the Video "This Minecraft Map STINKS!" ~ 2019* "Why is the poo so fast?!" *"FLUSH ME!"*

[@PlanOrganizeLove]

15:22 Me:what kind of voice is that?!😂😂 Dan:............nothing....

[@woodyjung9956]

Dan: I had to spend money on this! *spends 3 dollars on the game* MAKE 150 TIMES THE AMOUNT OF MONEY

[@bro_bond9884]

Roses are red Violets are blue I love DanTDM And so do you

[@axshleyyreal]

True :3

[@raine8863]

Not all roses are red ._.

[@jovenmarquezhubo9138]

A lot of people are saying that, ENOUGH SAYING THAT PLS

[@alisonkearney9930]

😁😁😁

[@bro_bond9884]

Alright alright everyone stop roasting me

[@makeandeatgummyleeches5975]

Do a part 2, this is amazing!

[@coryinthe2499]

Man that used toilet paper sure is hard if you need to use a wrench to break it lol

[@adamxanderyt2929]

I think you can call that... Poo'roblem.... I know im worse at making puns....

[@samb5194]

BOOOOOOOO

[@goehberry]

My friend: watches "handsome" celebrity stuff Me: watch this trust me it's good please stop watching that thing it's killing me.

[@norahline_]

💩+Minecraft Slime=whatever that poop thing was

[@nik5164]

Dan: there's more Me: poo can mutiply Dan: why tho Me I'm not the plumber here am i

[@kvlgamer2285]

dan press f for free cam mode at tabs and can you do mine 3 ice giant vs 50 fire works archers