This NEW Update BROKE My $100,000 GOLD MINING Machine in Hydroneer

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Blitz

Blitz

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@lobotomy_corp_big_bird
@lobotomy_corp_big_bird 4 жыл бұрын
blitz: lets play hydroneer everybody: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY blitz's computer: why am i always in pain over content
@DrillDruger
@DrillDruger 4 жыл бұрын
It honestly made me happy to hear him call the minecraft villager a "testificate". Not many people call them by their original name anymore.
@DRedOsman
@DRedOsman 3 жыл бұрын
Fr
@Dj_dom7
@Dj_dom7 2 жыл бұрын
Testificate man
@enormegaming1147
@enormegaming1147 4 жыл бұрын
And yet the developer said conveyer belts are much less buggy...
@spurlingjennie
@spurlingjennie 4 жыл бұрын
XD
@turnthet1des523
@turnthet1des523 4 жыл бұрын
Yo blitz did u ever think that since they added new conveyor belts that the ones u have r old and they don’t work? Try buying new ones and it may help
@ellisdavison3518
@ellisdavison3518 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s big brain
@auskutt1451
@auskutt1451 4 жыл бұрын
Super mega big brain
@Tygo1
@Tygo1 4 жыл бұрын
Thats not a big brain Thats a gamer Brain
@Erichards8983
@Erichards8983 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly might need to start a new save tbh
@Dutch420
@Dutch420 4 жыл бұрын
Just pick up each conveyer belt and place it again. That should update them
@sussybaka7071
@sussybaka7071 4 жыл бұрын
Creators of the game: *breaks suto grinders* Blitz: Ah shoot here we go again
@sussybaka7071
@sussybaka7071 4 жыл бұрын
Yay already 2 likes thx!
@Weisstron
@Weisstron 4 жыл бұрын
AUTO NOT SUTO NOOB
@sussybaka7071
@sussybaka7071 4 жыл бұрын
@@Weisstron boi i was typing fast -_- im clumsy XD
@sussybaka7071
@sussybaka7071 4 жыл бұрын
@@Phoenixtv2020id thx
@ahmadkin027imad9
@ahmadkin027imad9 4 жыл бұрын
In the canon comics boba fit didn't die but he managed to flee hours later using his jet back and his mandalorian armour toughness and his blasters accuracy by flying out and shooting the tentacle things
@darklombax2580
@darklombax2580 4 жыл бұрын
Blitz: do you that sound, that’s the sound of broken conveyor belts Me: I was going to say the sound of someone soul dying from the work being crushed by one item
@ashtonsenko536
@ashtonsenko536 4 жыл бұрын
Literally everything you just said doesn’t make sense because of grammatical errors...
@waddlez358
@waddlez358 4 жыл бұрын
13:37 you mean to say until a blind guy hits hits you in the back with a stick
@mackobun
@mackobun 4 жыл бұрын
lol... yeah, totally on accident too! Good call!
@sebbes333
@sebbes333 4 жыл бұрын
*@Blitz* 12:25 What if you lower the drill by 1 block, so the output is just right into the "dirt eater" thingy? (so you don't need the funnel at all)
@steelothezero5649
@steelothezero5649 4 жыл бұрын
Sion I love your mustache
@rogerrandom3840
@rogerrandom3840 4 жыл бұрын
"i need corks, a buttload of them" sir, that is one (5:55)
@OddWorlderer
@OddWorlderer 4 жыл бұрын
A lonely traveler finds himself finally in a village after walking for miles. To his surprise, he hears an ominous clanking sound, similar to a hammer hitting an anvil. He starts following the sound. The closer he gets, the louder the clanking sound gets. Finally, he sees an amalgamation of pipes, valves and pressurizers with conveyors and miners all working in unison. Every loud CLANK would produce a minute yet mind-boggling amount of ore out of mere dirt. He thought: *I can do better*. Yet another soul claimed by the greed of extracting every ounce of ore from *dirt*. *You can hear 2 clanking noises in the distance now*
@colbyflowers3082
@colbyflowers3082 3 жыл бұрын
Idk why no one ever comment hear BUT HELL THATS COOL
@TrilakYT
@TrilakYT 4 жыл бұрын
how you fixed the drill at 14:47? have the same problem. more dirt or water doesnt bring anything
@sveegaard
@sveegaard 4 жыл бұрын
YAY i love hydroneer, blitz!
@drchopstick9539
@drchopstick9539 4 жыл бұрын
sveegaard iam report your comment, it will be gone tomorrow :D enjoy
@kira_playz5702
@kira_playz5702 4 жыл бұрын
Wait y??????????
@FlyingNoodle554
@FlyingNoodle554 4 жыл бұрын
@@drchopstick9539 somethns fish bout you
@GamerTime_2002
@GamerTime_2002 4 жыл бұрын
Seeing as a picture of Blitz was a 3d bust, we now know that Blitz is a 4th dimensional being
@Cynx210
@Cynx210 4 жыл бұрын
Just a thing, you can shoplift by grabbing a throne, going right to the edge of the shop before it disappears, drop the item, kick it to the scrapyard, melt it on the platform into scrap metal then selling the scrap metal for a lot
@NO-pf2gp
@NO-pf2gp 4 жыл бұрын
There are two things this game needs: Explosives, and a vacume for gold cleanup.
@yourdoom-644
@yourdoom-644 4 жыл бұрын
Blitz you are aware that Boba Fett survived and actually escaped the Sarlac Pit twice!
@jim_li
@jim_li 4 жыл бұрын
At least ur not laggy as hell now (At long as you don't fix it .-.)
@jaagupostra4771
@jaagupostra4771 4 жыл бұрын
Quote of the year By Blitz: I can fit in the funnel, oh it's like a whoola hoop
@religiousripoff7738
@religiousripoff7738 4 жыл бұрын
I Love your mustache
@idk_but_im_red
@idk_but_im_red 4 жыл бұрын
I love your mustache
@itsmehere1
@itsmehere1 4 жыл бұрын
idk if they did but the best way for the funnel to work is like inside the pot where once its within a certain area of the funnel the bits are in no clip so they dont block up
@DarkMaster0
@DarkMaster0 4 жыл бұрын
9:49 blitz, testificates are now known now as villagers.
@kr0zu229
@kr0zu229 4 жыл бұрын
Lag: exists Hydoneer: yes
@virginietrichot8427
@virginietrichot8427 4 жыл бұрын
Cool vid like always
@cadeschledewitz8137
@cadeschledewitz8137 4 жыл бұрын
Have a blessed day everyone and keep up the hard work blitz
@universal8264
@universal8264 4 жыл бұрын
Hello have a good day
@Konqucon
@Konqucon 4 жыл бұрын
When blitz says HEY, it actually shocked me
@platong451
@platong451 4 жыл бұрын
Im not sure if it still works but you used to be able to shoplift by dropping the items outside the barrier than get the to the scrapyard without picking them up, you can burn the items and get free $$$.
@taxevasiongaming
@taxevasiongaming 4 жыл бұрын
Yes a hydroner episode on my birthday 😀 i love this series
@climbingzebra8292
@climbingzebra8292 2 жыл бұрын
I remember the 1st time I watched this video and I thought to myself yep I'm gonna have to continue watching this guy's content hes definitely a good 1
@tabithadotannette
@tabithadotannette 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Blitz I found a glitch new but if you push a item without peking it up to the scrap yard and put it on fire the little metal things to do the metal thing and then you can sell those for unlimited money
@TugiFox
@TugiFox 4 жыл бұрын
Boba Fett survives the Sarlacc Pit. And it digests you slowly over 1,000 years.
@silvernevermoregaming6474
@silvernevermoregaming6474 4 жыл бұрын
If I was you, Blitz, I would stick to the basics, cleaning the tird nuggets by hand, and yes, it won't be as fast as the AFK farming, but it'll be less painful to deal with
@talion9289
@talion9289 4 жыл бұрын
in the comics boba fett actually escaped from the sarlacc pit and is still alive, he actually was caught and escaped twice
@dino.dino.
@dino.dino. 4 жыл бұрын
blitz i really like hydroneer but can you play autonauts again?
@matthewmacfarland0
@matthewmacfarland0 4 жыл бұрын
i have put on light theme... the world has changed i love light theme
@DrawdenionGames1
@DrawdenionGames1 4 жыл бұрын
Im absolutely loving your nod to Where is my Hairbrush
@neighbor_nother4784
@neighbor_nother4784 4 жыл бұрын
The holes in the conveyor belt..... IT'S TO PAINFUL
@vacyu7085
@vacyu7085 4 жыл бұрын
We need more of this
@TeamAquaGrunt2906
@TeamAquaGrunt2906 4 жыл бұрын
how many is a butt load of corks?
@MoneyClub-lp1rg
@MoneyClub-lp1rg 4 жыл бұрын
Love your videos blitz
@noahduncan5524
@noahduncan5524 4 жыл бұрын
Do more hydroneer please!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I lov ur vids!!!!!!
@CaptainPug07
@CaptainPug07 4 жыл бұрын
"maybe I can start some ants on fire." I don't know hwy this line made me laugh so hard... (time stamp: 5:56)
@ultimatedoge2617
@ultimatedoge2617 4 жыл бұрын
Wow thats one bad stamp
@CaptainPug07
@CaptainPug07 4 жыл бұрын
@@ultimatedoge2617 dude I was just giving the backstory for it, no need to be mean
@normanzaptan9735
@normanzaptan9735 4 жыл бұрын
You know it’s real gold if it’s approved by blitz
@alexandersillan8139
@alexandersillan8139 4 жыл бұрын
Yay, hydroneer... Thanks uncle Blitz
@canehdnboy8365
@canehdnboy8365 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve never been this early and love the videos!
@uynaes3988
@uynaes3988 4 жыл бұрын
love ur mustache btw
@ShardsOfObsidian
@ShardsOfObsidian 4 жыл бұрын
Did you hammer all those conveyer belts down?
@mr.awesome7552
@mr.awesome7552 4 жыл бұрын
Well, George Lucas did cut out the scene of Boba escaping the sarlacc, but still says it happened, which means that Boba didn’t actually die in the sarlacc and might show up in a spin-off movie/show, likely the Mandalorian.
@salty_raid1656
@salty_raid1656 4 жыл бұрын
You should play some mind control delete its out today
@garen1435
@garen1435 4 жыл бұрын
Blitzzzzz love your vids
@CHEZZISH
@CHEZZISH 4 жыл бұрын
Someone should make a song about blitz saying "It's update day, it's update day!"
@DawahArchive
@DawahArchive 4 жыл бұрын
The only cure for boredom
@gamingbutwithnoobs6798
@gamingbutwithnoobs6798 4 жыл бұрын
I love your moustache
@CG-16
@CG-16 4 жыл бұрын
Actually Boba had his jetpack hit by a blind man with a stick and lived from the sarlac pit
@-Big_Big
@-Big_Big 4 жыл бұрын
even worse is that bobo fett actually escapes the sharlatte pit. only to fall back into it again.
@sebbes333
@sebbes333 4 жыл бұрын
*@Blitz* *THANK YOU!!!!* for playing this mess of a game... so we don't have to. Really, THANK YOU!
@unknownraven8187
@unknownraven8187 4 жыл бұрын
You might just have to redo the conveyor belts for them to work
@dumbapocalypse336
@dumbapocalypse336 4 жыл бұрын
blitz this is the first video of hydroneer where somthing works first try
@wildmongoose3270
@wildmongoose3270 4 жыл бұрын
I am sorry about your pain so i liked the vid to help
@isaiah.21vr
@isaiah.21vr 4 жыл бұрын
You should play catch and release again. And I really enjoy you vids.
@MrCbock
@MrCbock 4 жыл бұрын
Have a Lovely Day Everyone
@angry_eck
@angry_eck 4 жыл бұрын
blitz you forgot the sarlacs dislike of the taste of steel
@PWB06
@PWB06 4 жыл бұрын
8:04 George lopez?
@skyborn_al
@skyborn_al 4 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work you are amazing
@Lancekro
@Lancekro 4 жыл бұрын
Hi Blitz, you should try to replace your conveyer with newly bought conveyers, yours might be broken because they are from the previous game version.
@redhatter2504
@redhatter2504 4 жыл бұрын
What blitz should have said: " oh new trucks that I can lose to the abyss of Hydroneer."
@mr.awesome7552
@mr.awesome7552 4 жыл бұрын
I love your mustache
@dumbapocalypse336
@dumbapocalypse336 4 жыл бұрын
blitz they made so the tiny stonks dont fly out of the machine but instead they just plop out makeing it much easier to clean up tiny stonks
@dumbapocalypse336
@dumbapocalypse336 4 жыл бұрын
same for turd nuggets
@jacksonsherbertgaming4437
@jacksonsherbertgaming4437 4 жыл бұрын
i went into hydronner and there is a magnifying glass that you can use to check the damage of a item
@FishyTheKobold
@FishyTheKobold 4 жыл бұрын
Who's intern blitz? Are they a sibling or a actual intern?
@astro3_3_34
@astro3_3_34 4 жыл бұрын
That laugh tho scooby doo lmao
@pkj6684
@pkj6684 3 жыл бұрын
"It's like a hula hoop" - Blitz 2020
@Erichards8983
@Erichards8983 4 жыл бұрын
Might need to start a new game for it to work right friend
@aieatyke7349
@aieatyke7349 3 жыл бұрын
Litz you can make something with the hammer and the turn all the things that they a make tools on
@meepmeep4311
@meepmeep4311 4 жыл бұрын
"it's like a testificate sound" bruh, have you played minecraft in the last 7 years?
@ClaraCl2005
@ClaraCl2005 4 жыл бұрын
I think the developer decreased the friction too much on the conveyor belts.
@turnthet1des523
@turnthet1des523 4 жыл бұрын
Blitz ur awesome
@susanna6462
@susanna6462 4 жыл бұрын
Ayyy. I haven’t checked out the new update on my PC yet
@dumbapocalypse336
@dumbapocalypse336 4 жыл бұрын
blitz see if it still says ¨blitz house keep out¨ in the dragon head
@jdwilson3164
@jdwilson3164 4 жыл бұрын
You should start a new save
@EldianIsMyBlood
@EldianIsMyBlood 4 жыл бұрын
do you know kipo it on netflix?
@p0tat0ch1p9
@p0tat0ch1p9 4 жыл бұрын
my mom walking in on blitz video saying "get in there get in the hole" 0-0
@lukewarmcoffee6096
@lukewarmcoffee6096 4 жыл бұрын
I love your mustache (the comment above me told me to say this)
@Ben_Cartwright
@Ben_Cartwright 4 жыл бұрын
@Lukas Burley I think you got the wrong comment
@trailsgod751
@trailsgod751 4 жыл бұрын
p0tat0ch1p wrong place wrong time
@name5394
@name5394 4 жыл бұрын
fun fact: Boba Fett escaped the Sarlacc
@thekindzombie3369
@thekindzombie3369 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think he reads the comments but if you look under the pick up truck the dev wrote your pal Drea,s name.
@mr.midnight1078
@mr.midnight1078 4 жыл бұрын
i know how he feels. the new update broke my 4000+ hydrocoin/min auto mine, and glitched 120000 hydrocoins out of the world
@mr.midnight1078
@mr.midnight1078 4 жыл бұрын
also i lost 7 magnet staffs in one day
@WolF-yr1xo
@WolF-yr1xo 4 жыл бұрын
I remember when you was playing at moomoo io
@JDMOON55555
@JDMOON55555 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol i remember playing that and buying his helmet bc it looked cool and i didnt even kno who he was
@ahmaddaffamatasya7a614
@ahmaddaffamatasya7a614 4 жыл бұрын
Yes the funnel is finally fix
@wta1518
@wta1518 4 жыл бұрын
Sees title “Oh I’m so sorry”
@The_Bulbous_One
@The_Bulbous_One 4 жыл бұрын
I love your mustache
@lunar532
@lunar532 4 жыл бұрын
WorldTravel1518 I love your mustache
@richardkonings6892
@richardkonings6892 4 жыл бұрын
I love your mustache
@grubhubson5204
@grubhubson5204 4 жыл бұрын
I love your mustache
@Google__account
@Google__account 4 жыл бұрын
Mustache Manz. Also yes, Poor Blitz. :(
@Slap_Ninja
@Slap_Ninja 4 жыл бұрын
Loved your house BTW Seems unsanitary though
@joeybereckis666
@joeybereckis666 4 жыл бұрын
I thought he go was the greatest and boba was just continuing his “legacy”
@thelegend3977
@thelegend3977 4 жыл бұрын
Do more astroneer pls
@Average-Friday-Enjoyer
@Average-Friday-Enjoyer 4 жыл бұрын
Good video
@shivers1301
@shivers1301 4 жыл бұрын
hi blitz i love your videos
@atrias144
@atrias144 4 жыл бұрын
Super glad that they fixed funnels! Hopefully get the rest back working soon too xD
@thebestdino4568
@thebestdino4568 4 жыл бұрын
Me: why does this video have 2,512 views and 322 likes Me again: oh I just realised it's because the video was made 8 mins ago Spongebobs time cards: 1 day later Me again: what now it's 10000 views Me again: oh I realised it was like one day Spongebob time cars: you don't know it was one day Me again: sorry spongebob time cards Wow that was a long comment
@insomniacgarbage7815
@insomniacgarbage7815 4 жыл бұрын
I live your moustache
@vladdangel
@vladdangel 4 жыл бұрын
Pick up and put down the conveyor belts, that should fix it.
@izanukiya
@izanukiya 4 жыл бұрын
IM HERE!
@grahamoliva885
@grahamoliva885 4 жыл бұрын
The lagopottomis the most dangerous beast to gamers
@kajalraypradhan8392
@kajalraypradhan8392 4 жыл бұрын
Blitz could download blades fo the Brim in Ios or android for your next video it is a very fun game and I want you to rate it
@scuttlee1268
@scuttlee1268 4 жыл бұрын
The lagapotumus is attacking
@kilroy776
@kilroy776 4 жыл бұрын
Its the paks files Blitz delete the folder and current saves will load
@LewisKJBA
@LewisKJBA 4 жыл бұрын
Drop a item outside the shop but dont but it
@bubbafett522
@bubbafett522 4 жыл бұрын
I still hate what George Lucas did to me Who would win: greatest most legendary bounty hunter in the galaxy Or blind boi with a pokey stick
@popskracker247
@popskracker247 4 жыл бұрын
Yes Mabel
@amsyardanialz4080
@amsyardanialz4080 4 жыл бұрын
Wheres the Lazarbeams fan
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