this poor little mac...

[@zacharykenigsberg6505]

“Donkey Kong’s grin is like he knows that he’s donkey Kong and he couldn’t be more thrilled” -Jo

[@jackpatterson7110]

Wholesome

[@nobleneed]

I mean is he wrong tho?

[@JawshYT]

I do think Jacob’s biggest weakness in this game is his cockiness. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively average competitive/items player, every time he does alright he acts like he’s invincible. He’s like the real life Pit: mid tier with an Icarus complex

[@rofalls6490]

I'm not reading all that

[@gondola1424]

ok nerd

[@Duck-de9dw]

you have just reminded me that this is an hour long video what the fuck

[@lucinamain6861]

i wonder how many people actually know what ur talking about

[@EightySix86.]

woah john

[@yoshikagekira3416]

Wasn’t prepared to agree with “Donkey Kong would kill it at Chic-Fil-A,” Today.

[@cadeyoung4406]

Hi Kira

[@MxPokirby]

I don't want to believe that Donkey Kong would be homophobic. Fuck CFA.

[@PotofGlue]

@@MxPokirby agreed

[@Gogglesofkrome]

@@MxPokirby I find it funny that you even think that donkey kong would humor your desire to define yourself around the idea of having bananas stuffed up your behind.

[@aviofthestars8494]

@@MxPokirby i don't think donkey kong would even understand what that's all about, he's just tryna get money to buy bananas

[@FemMushroom]

This series has inspired me to play with preferred rules off. I like it.

[@Palkreuploads]

Same and I don't know how to feel about it

[@user-gs6of9rn6g]

I did the same and lost elite smash on bowser because I matched into a threefourall they teamed and I tried not to rematch and we connected 3 times in a row

[@nev2221]

No you don't

[@loganfisher2366]

Next week: How I learned I was masochist

[@NZsaltz]

I did the same! It's so much more fun since there's so much variety

[@dogpond12fan15]

Wow we’re actually getting spoiled by all these hour-long episodes with Altrive in a row This is kind of insane

[@anyway5692]

It really is insane. agrered

[@literalidiotiguess5688]

@your rage why

[@literalidiotiguess5688]

Dr.BusDown

[@piet0]

@@literalidiotiguess5688 Dr.busDown

[@culfre]

@@piet0 dr.busDown

[@musoumiko4730]

I think the problem with Alpha's Kazuya is he keeps calling him Kazuha, and thus drains the character of his power by not uttering his True Name.

[@calisorbit]

Guess alpha has been playing genshin impact

[@clarencejohnson8964]

Kazuwa

[@thedarknessmagician5234]

Alpharad: “Oh it’s the Kazuya episode!” It, in fact, was not the Kazuya episode

[@Tonjit41]

Kazuwa*

[@Nyubitez]

@@Tonjit41 no no its definitely Kazuya

[@Chubby_Bub]

@@Nyubitez But Alpha pronounces it Kazuwa in this video

[@davekitty4709]

@@Chubby_Bub doesnt mean its not spelt Kazuya

[@moonmannd7501]

@@davekitty4709 No it's Kazua

[@marb444]

I hope altrive stays for the entire series and actuallly just becomes a part of alpharad deluxe

[@a_person172]

I just hope that Zombie becomes a permanent part of of deluxe

[@TheBrimmyRat]

@@a_person172Zombie is busy with his competitive career

[@UnethicalVoxel]

I don’t. He’s honestly insufferable. He talks and sounds like he’s 12 years old.

[@davefromhomedepot7416]

Like Tyler until he didn’t

[@rigistroni]

@@UnethicalVoxel Jacob and Joe don't?

[@TheRealLozip]

I'm so happy for the piranha plant episode

[@samdiaz9315]

SAME! Are you also an Apharad Deluxe fan?

[@shadaytaylor]

@@samdiaz9315 ye

[@literalidiotiguess5688]

@your rage why

[@literalidiotiguess5688]

Hey guys plant gang amirite *what do you mean its 2021? You’re telling me its not 2018?*

[@pokelordomega1701]

Wooooo!

[@moseistrujillo8300]

Jacob saying nomames as one word is easily the funniest thing in this episode

[@krossdreemurr42]

There's 4 Mii Fighter types, actually Sans, Matt, OCs, and Horrific Eldrich Abominations

[@Joe__M]

Yeah, but those last two can definitely overlap sometimes

[@deadgrass2299]

five you forgot *sippy boi*

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

and sak gamer

[@xavierlong298]

Is Vincent not a thing anymore?

[@peytongolding7544]

@@deadgrass2299 insert "want a drink out of me?" joke

[@ItMeChis]

Altrive has a gift for picking characters that result in longer episodes and I'm here for it.

[@LostBlade776]

Being a fan of Piranha Plant is like being a fan of Jesus before he died

[@FunkyZoomer]

Wrong comment section bud

[@RoRo13890]

Sorta like being a fan of ConnorEatsPants, that’s quality Mr GlizzyHands

[@131-o3q]

I don’t get it.

[@FunkyZoomer]

@@131-o3q it’s a Connor bit

[@Giovfunny]

@@dubiouslittlecreature908 the one who eats pants

[@yuubiko]

They dropped the Y in this man's name like his dad dropped him off a cliff. And then he dropped his dad in a volcano. Brutal

[@stillcantthinkofaname4800]

This really was a Kazoo-ah episode

[@cowboyoctopus2738]

Funniest shit I've ever

[@miah8163]

He always says "Kazuwa" and I hate it

[@McSwaggerMuffins]

The Kazuya arc is where the writing really starts to get good

[@craigstephenson7676]

That PK flash from jonny is why playing low gsp ness is so fun. He started it and then the joker countered then he let go of b after the counter finished. PK flash is a really funny move.

[@lox3391]

the best way to get shitty wifi is hotspot while calling your voicemail it's basically a lag switch without the effort

[@fullmetalbleachnote]

How did you learn this? Do you do this online?

[@mrscream443]

Anime pfps are a terrifying species

[@lox3391]

@@fullmetalbleachnote was on road trip and messing around with friends on discord i discovered it

[@ericyang1401]

14:58 "yo chansey get the f*ck outta here" literally every single competitive pokemon player can relate

[@meddown6859]

Bro the Kazuya mini series is gonna go hard. Seriously, though, this is my favorite series on KZbin right now, these videos make me so happy

[@SuzuNoUtaTX]

The gang should play Yakuza 0 looking for the origins of Kazuya and at the end of the play through go “wait I think this was the wrong Kazuya”

[@MC-sx6ix]

"Wait, wait, wait. His name is KazuMA?" "Oh."

[@cowboyoctopus2738]

@@MC-sx6ix Kazuma Yishima

[@squiddler7731]

Tfw Alpharad's Kazuya basically sums up the entirety of your experience playing Smash Ultimate online

[@dawica]

It feels weird that they know who Arlo is, but I loved the shout out XD

[@zak7338]

Mid tier with an Icarus complex is one way of describing Pit. It's like how people think they're invincible every time they start to do alright, and this can keep them being relatively average at competitive/items. It all comes down to cockiness, the biggest weakness of Jacob, i think.

[@arctic_angel7408]

mans just copied jawsh's comment like you do when you write a paper for school

[@starkillahx]

@@arctic_angel7408 its a copypasta dude

[@arctic_angel7408]

@@starkillahx nobody else has said it

[@starkillahx]

@@arctic_angel7408 not sure if you've seen the rest of the comments or alpha's twitter

[@arctic_angel7408]

@@starkillahx i searched through the comments so they were probably washed out but no i dont use twitter anymore. its completely possible im wrong if so

[@bluekirby3271]

A part of me was expecting everyone to ragequit against Alpha's zelda causing her to never reach elite smash

[@sanic4942]

"I get a stalker" That joke went way over their heads

[@davefromhomedepot7416]

I deadass thought that after they won with Pirana Plant and got into elite that the episode was going to end. The Plussy Era has scarred me.

[@morphstarchangeling8024]

Kazuya's reflector is a 2.4x if I'm correct. Shit's wild.

[@SteelCrustacean]

Frickin' nuisance. Wack, but a nuisance.

[@shapeshifterk]

Yeah, just casually has the strongest reflector in the entire game.

[@adamdanish8721]

Also known as the move sephiroth main scare of

[@Tonjit41]

He needs it

[@thedarknessmagician5234]

Wait, so if he reflects something like a fully charged shot from Samus that would normally do about 30% (I don’t know if that’s how much damage it does, I’m just using it as an example) then the reflected shot would do a little over 70%? THAT’S INSANE!

[@AroundTheWorldReal]

To answer their question about how many hours lvl 150 is in splatoon, i have a friend who has over 1000 hours in the game, i have 300 and only am lvl 60, so yeah people put their life into that game

[@TheIronCooker]

1:17 Altrives reaction here is perfect, more Altrive in the vids please Jacob, I love the dynamic between the 3 of you

[@dr.funnybones]

"i forgot about this move" *snaps joker's neck*

[@kirbs3784]

It would've been so perfect if the Lucas said "Our cause is just" at the end of that match

[@baleohhay7983]

I’m actually a DK main from what little smash I play anymore, but he’s so funny

[@michaualtington]

i play so little smash that i acidentally became a bylth main cause theyre really funny in ffa's

[@RoRo13890]

What’s Little Smash?

[@Boi_Fluff]

What color DK?

[@baleohhay7983]

@@Boi_Fluff Cream Kong all the way

[@baleohhay7983]

@@RoRo13890 I’m saying I don’t play smash much anymore

[@aronite.27]

Usually with any other let’s play channel adding another Cast member adds to chemistry here it just makes it more of a hive mind

[@MudFan]

How does Alpha manage to be the most Online Zelda Online Zelda I've ever seen

[@mudkipfan2585]

The Kazuya arc of the elite smash anime began this episode

[@RadMadLad]

this is it... the last day the little mac mains stay in the shadows... for too long have we been looked down on.... we will rise up, stronger than ever..... we do not forgive, and we do not forget... everyone who did us wrong will suffer....

[@cadeyoung4406]

Just wondering where Ace of Hearts is? I just really started to listen to it and it’s really great. Cant wait for more!

[@Alpharad-Platinum]

album later this year

[@cadeyoung4406]

@@Alpharad-Platinum :)

[@tylercoon1791]

@@Alpharad-Platinum thanx haha :)

[@SteelCrustacean]

@@Alpharad-Platinum Merci beaucoup from Canada

[@ThomasOwOD]

@@SteelCrustacean why are you sorry 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 Why do I need to do GCSE french?

[@bichimadorable9697]

Remember: "if we work together, we can finally beat black pride."- MLK probably... For reference: 6:40

[@tyjoy6111]

not funny

[@thepoopman7876]

@@tyjoy6111 funny

[@justin.7849]

What

[@hectorrojas1662]

I love this content Bc it’s some of the most care free videos you guys will make. Which in jts on way is just as good as heavily edited content. Best of both worlds

[@mabman3235]

17:11 "He loses his mask to reveal a frown" This made be giggle.

[@funnydishrag1267]

take a shot every time they say "kazuwa"

[@justy1]

thank you for making longer videos on your second channel, i dont think its just me that appreciates it

[@official32]

I was literally just watching an Alpharad Deluxe video when this came out

[@clasy5678]

It would've been very Alpharad Plus to just cut at 3:08 and make it a Piranha Plant episode

[@nikokat]

i love when they say "nomames" 💀

[@sunnycide4369]

This is gonna turn from a Kazuya episode to a Kazuya series isn't it ?

[@ewormXD]

Two words Jacob can't pronounce: FUEL and KAZUYA

[@trainernick1143]

Expectation: Oh cool an hour of dunking on Mac. Reality: Oh cool an hour of dunking on the Tekken man.

[@someinternetguyiguess5068]

Jacob kept calling Kazuya "Kazuha". I think he actually plays Genshin Impact. :D

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

25:43 as a non fire emblem fan, chrom is the kind of guy to say the preset smash bros messages in real life

[@ellieporter3270]

Fire Emblem fan here. You are correct.

[@fizlet1935]

Fun fact : kazuya reflector reflects sephiroth counter and he literally just fucking dies.

[@Arachninja752]

I love how Jo and Altrive are just vibing while Alpha is suffering

[@hamishgamma9549]

i find it so funny that the little mac just insta quit as soon as he got hit by the final smash

[@connorlollis8126]

Screaming internally until Jacob does something besides laser and smash attacks

[@puny2008]

28:30 hey so remember when jacob said he took a bunch of spanish courses but failed to remember any of it? fell out of my chair at the random mispronunciation of no mames (mah-mehs)

[@EnidTheGamesNihilist]

jacob is so hard headed but i guss that's why he's alpha

[@liber2350]

"I think it will do me better than I think" thanks Jacob

[@DaDMonDCB]

Oh, Piranha Plant! "Not so loud; she'll hear you!"

[@Fully_Hollow]

12:38 "You only have to win one game" famous last words from Jo

[@redswet2789]

Nah, it’s lil’ Mac, he can never be spared mercy

[@mobybrick2357]

watching this, I just had the thought that alpha plus is basically modern day story for glory

[@juvajava]

Rewatching this video, I saw the plant and I got happy, then I saw Bowser and enjoyed my time being here. Then I saw Kazuya and outloud, to no one, said "oh no".

[@jamisdue3545]

Please can you get Duck Hunt into elite smash Mr. Rad? He is my favorite character and it would be really cool if you got him in.

[@cringekid07]

Dunk Hut

[@thegamebro4565]

You have sinned duck hunt lame character little z said so himself

[@jamisdue3545]

I did not want the Kazuya episode…

[@Mabassa]

@About you shut up

[@semirested6457]

Well I guess play lame win games

[@tellygod503]

I love this channel so damn much, it's so low effort that it makes it one of the most entertaining channels out there

[@bvdf84]

The image quality isn't 144p This is obviously high effort

[@tellygod503]

@@bvdf84 dammit you're right, it's the only thing we need to get that perfect concoction of laziness

[@christopherthomas484]

Video 373 of asking for Super Paper Mario. Driving through rain is both calming and terrifying

[@Zar-Dread]

I never thought I’d hear Into The Night referenced by Alpharad. Today is a good day.

[@slaterfourtwentysixnine7998]

this is the perfect series to listen to nickelback on spotify and bully yoshi to

[@chrisfacchiano7356]

6:41 the phrase “Bowser vs Black Pride” is something else

[@Berkut_FE]

33:45 That betrayal though. Damn.

[@Anonymongoose]

I have no sympathy for anyone who looks at a roster of 89 characters and makes the conscious decision to choose Little Mac.

[@bcndooz3294]

the Donkey Kong conversation made me remember the time they said they would get a beer with Donkey Kong

[@dapperdan8513]

the constant pronunciation of "Kazuwa" made me more mad than it should have

[@RayzoomLynx]

Nomames stands for "no fucking way" on Spanish it's not like the literal translation but it's basically the meaning of it and I love how much emphasis they had on that name.

[@ccip4714]

I was looking for someone to comment on it

[@pockystyx4087]

"7-minute episode?" Best episode yet lol

[@Omeg1]

Alpharad in another video I'm too lazy to look up: Why do online Zeldas only spam neutral B? For the record, I don't do that when I play Zelda. Also Alpharad: 47:12

[@eliroybal2344]

I like how Jacob keeps calling him 'Kazyuwa"

[@michaelmcfarland5903]

This series should be called “three men slowly reveal they love nickleback”

[@nieveangeletti1271]

Ah yes, the ultimate Kazuya counterpick: Bring A Friend

[@emmeandemme3802]

i have sympathy for the little mac and even rooted for him. im a little mac main and have been since smash 4. he's my boy. if he went half a little mac higher on jump two and half a little mac higher on up b, plus if they took away his super armor and made it heavy armor, hed be fun to play and fun to fight. mac is our boy. we love him in this house. he is baby

[@its_semaj8473]

Caption: when mom gets you normal nuggets instead of dino nugges

[@PixelHead777]

As someone who desperately wishes LIttle Mac was better, I always have sympathy for the Little Mac. (Punch-Out is one of my favorite series, I loved the Wii game a lot.)

[@stoneshepard9814]

If all Yoshi players are four years old, their hardest matchup is Hero, bc they cant read

[@DaDMonDCB]

The bit with Alvin and the Chipmunks was unironically funny. "Nice try, Alvin. Stick to music.", I wasn't prepared to laugh there.

[@MarieIThink]

“Alvintwit selfie day” was my favorite joke

[@calishere3984]

I’m living in your walls jo

[@kinlaw7220]

Quite the peculiar situation I might say

[@abyssal_cruasder1186]

Aren't we all

[@tammyhall2530]

My sister is genuinely scared of the 4 pixel charmander does a shriek every time it rocks up

[@MrYeet-kw8fk]

fun fact alpharad: spikeball low = far throw spikeball high = close throw

[@ambassadorcow6264]

"Doesn't that remind you of that Lucina match" -Alpha

[@hooverhoover5]

I don't have any sympathy for the Little Mac player. They knew what they were getting into

[@sentris5293]

Why even bother

[@mysticalflare8346]

Saw someone wearing a donkey Kong is my spirit animal shirt today

[@TurtleRaven]

15:09 Shoulda listened to Magikoopa in Mario Party Advance. Keep on Gaming, *but never become arrogant*

[@at0mic39_5]

The real lil Ness X were the friends we made along the way!

[@at0mic39_5]

@about you shut up bot

[@StrawhatSiah007]

I read the title and I just still somehow thought it was gonna be marigold marker 2

[@Zitsanrael1117]

I don't know why but it always catches me off guard when KZbinrs reference each other. And the idea of an Arlo reference in Pikmin would give him an aneurysm.

[@manue0731]

My sister came to me and asked me do you know who little Nass x is? And I said don’t you mean little Ness x and I immediately face palmed at myself

[@ToaLewa6]

Jonny makes the Ness main in my heart happy

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

5:05 Never heard alpharad hit that kind of pitch lol

[@HadiyaTheGift]

Elite smashers are like saiyans, they like to fight

[@VandalTheMandal]

Would of been hysterical if this was called "The Piranha Plant Episode" and it ended at 3:11

[@greensoda123]

27:50 great Ganzo impression man decpite not trying to do a Ganzo impression cant remember the time but the wizard voice Dash did