this poor little mac...

[@zacharykenigsberg6505]

“Donkey Kong’s grin is like he knows that he’s donkey Kong and he couldn’t be more thrilled” -Jo

[@jackpatterson7110]

Wholesome

[@nobleneed]

I mean is he wrong tho?

[@yoshikagekira3416]

Wasn’t prepared to agree with “Donkey Kong would kill it at Chic-Fil-A,” Today.

[@cadeyoung4406]

Hi Kira

[@MxPokirby]

I don't want to believe that Donkey Kong would be homophobic. Fuck CFA.

[@PotofGlue]

@@MxPokirby agreed

[@Gogglesofkrome]

@@MxPokirby I find it funny that you even think that donkey kong would humor your desire to define yourself around the idea of having bananas stuffed up your behind.

[@aviofthestars8494]

@@MxPokirby i don't think donkey kong would even understand what that's all about, he's just tryna get money to buy bananas

[@FemMushroom]

This series has inspired me to play with preferred rules off. I like it.

[@Palkreuploads]

Same and I don't know how to feel about it

[@user-gs6of9rn6g]

I did the same and lost elite smash on bowser because I matched into a threefourall they teamed and I tried not to rematch and we connected 3 times in a row

[@nev2221]

No you don't

[@loganfisher2366]

Next week: How I learned I was masochist

[@NZsaltz]

I did the same! It's so much more fun since there's so much variety

[@JawshYT]

I do think Jacob’s biggest weakness in this game is his cockiness. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively average competitive/items player, every time he does alright he acts like he’s invincible. He’s like the real life Pit: mid tier with an Icarus complex

[@rofalls6490]

I'm not reading all that

[@gondola1424]

ok nerd

[@Duck-de9dw]

you have just reminded me that this is an hour long video what the fuck

[@lucinamain6861]

i wonder how many people actually know what ur talking about

[@EightySix86.]

woah john

[@marb444]

I hope altrive stays for the entire series and actuallly just becomes a part of alpharad deluxe

[@a_person172]

I just hope that Zombie becomes a permanent part of of deluxe

[@TheBrimmyRat]

@@a_person172Zombie is busy with his competitive career

[@UnethicalVoxel]

I don’t. He’s honestly insufferable. He talks and sounds like he’s 12 years old.

[@davefromhomedepot7416]

Like Tyler until he didn’t

[@rigistroni]

@@UnethicalVoxel Jacob and Joe don't?

[@TheRealLozip]

I'm so happy for the piranha plant episode

[@samdiaz9315]

SAME! Are you also an Apharad Deluxe fan?

[@shadaytaylor]

@@samdiaz9315 ye

[@literalidiotiguess5688]

@your rage why

[@literalidiotiguess5688]

Hey guys plant gang amirite *what do you mean its 2021? You’re telling me its not 2018?*

[@pokelordomega1701]

Wooooo!

[@thedarknessmagician5234]

Alpharad: “Oh it’s the Kazuya episode!” It, in fact, was not the Kazuya episode

[@Tonjit41]

Kazuwa*

[@Nyubitez]

@@Tonjit41 no no its definitely Kazuya

[@Chubby_Bub]

@@Nyubitez But Alpha pronounces it Kazuwa in this video

[@davekitty4709]

@@Chubby_Bub doesnt mean its not spelt Kazuya

[@moonmannd7501]

@@davekitty4709 No it's Kazua

[@musoumiko4730]

I think the problem with Alpha's Kazuya is he keeps calling him Kazuha, and thus drains the character of his power by not uttering his True Name.

[@calisorbit]

Guess alpha has been playing genshin impact

[@clarencejohnson8964]

Kazuwa

[@cleoknight4788]

Wow we’re actually getting spoiled by all these hour-long episodes with Altrive in a row This is kind of insane

[@anyway5692]

It really is insane. agrered

[@literalidiotiguess5688]

@your rage why

[@literalidiotiguess5688]

Dr.BusDown

[@piet0]

@@literalidiotiguess5688 Dr.busDown

[@culfre]

@@piet0 dr.busDown

[@ItMeChis]

Altrive has a gift for picking characters that result in longer episodes and I'm here for it.

[@moseistrujillo8300]

Jacob saying nomames as one word is easily the funniest thing in this episode

[@krossdreemurr42]

There's 4 Mii Fighter types, actually Sans, Matt, OCs, and Horrific Eldrich Abominations

[@Joe__M]

Yeah, but those last two can definitely overlap sometimes

[@deadgrass2299]

five you forgot *sippy boi*

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

and sak gamer

[@xavierlong298]

Is Vincent not a thing anymore?

[@peytongolding7544]

@@deadgrass2299 insert "want a drink out of me?" joke

[@craigstephenson7676]

That PK flash from jonny is why playing low gsp ness is so fun. He started it and then the joker countered then he let go of b after the counter finished. PK flash is a really funny move.

[@meddown6859]

Bro the Kazuya mini series is gonna go hard. Seriously, though, this is my favorite series on KZbin right now, these videos make me so happy

[@lox3391]

the best way to get shitty wifi is hotspot while calling your voicemail it's basically a lag switch without the effort

[@fullmetalbleachnote]

How did you learn this? Do you do this online?

[@mrscream443]

Anime pfps are a terrifying species

[@lox3391]

@@fullmetalbleachnote was on road trip and messing around with friends on discord i discovered it

[@yuubiko]

They dropped the Y in this man's name like his dad dropped him off a cliff. And then he dropped his dad in a volcano. Brutal

[@stillcantthinkofaname4800]

This really was a Kazoo-ah episode

[@cowboyoctopus2738]

Funniest shit I've ever

[@miah8163]

He always says "Kazuwa" and I hate it

[@McSwaggerMuffins]

The Kazuya arc is where the writing really starts to get good

[@squiddler7731]

Tfw Alpharad's Kazuya basically sums up the entirety of your experience playing Smash Ultimate online

[@morphstarchangeling8024]

Kazuya's reflector is a 2.4x if I'm correct. Shit's wild.

[@SteelCrustacean]

Frickin' nuisance. Wack, but a nuisance.

[@shapeshifterk]

Yeah, just casually has the strongest reflector in the entire game.

[@adamdanish8721]

Also known as the move sephiroth main scare of

[@Tonjit41]

He needs it

[@thedarknessmagician5234]

Wait, so if he reflects something like a fully charged shot from Samus that would normally do about 30% (I don’t know if that’s how much damage it does, I’m just using it as an example) then the reflected shot would do a little over 70%? THAT’S INSANE!

[@LostBlade776]

Being a fan of Piranha Plant is like being a fan of Jesus before he died

[@FunkyZoomer]

Wrong comment section bud

[@RoRo13890]

Sorta like being a fan of ConnorEatsPants, that’s quality Mr GlizzyHands

[@131-o3q]

I don’t get it.

[@FunkyZoomer]

@@131-o3q it’s a Connor bit

[@Giovfunny]

@@dubiouslittlecreature908 the one who eats pants

[@ericyang1401]

14:58 "yo chansey get the f*ck outta here" literally every single competitive pokemon player can relate

[@dawica]

It feels weird that they know who Arlo is, but I loved the shout out XD

[@SuzuNoUtaTX]

The gang should play Yakuza 0 looking for the origins of Kazuya and at the end of the play through go “wait I think this was the wrong Kazuya”

[@MC-sx6ix]

"Wait, wait, wait. His name is KazuMA?" "Oh."

[@cowboyoctopus2738]

@@MC-sx6ix Kazuma Yishima

[@sanic4942]

"I get a stalker" That joke went way over their heads

[@bluekirby3271]

A part of me was expecting everyone to ragequit against Alpha's zelda causing her to never reach elite smash

[@baleohhay7983]

I’m actually a DK main from what little smash I play anymore, but he’s so funny

[@michaualtington]

i play so little smash that i acidentally became a bylth main cause theyre really funny in ffa's

[@RoRo13890]

What’s Little Smash?

[@Boi_Fluff]

What color DK?

[@baleohhay7983]

@@Boi_Fluff Cream Kong all the way

[@baleohhay7983]

@@RoRo13890 I’m saying I don’t play smash much anymore

[@AroundTheWorldReal]

To answer their question about how many hours lvl 150 is in splatoon, i have a friend who has over 1000 hours in the game, i have 300 and only am lvl 60, so yeah people put their life into that game

[@davefromhomedepot7416]

I deadass thought that after they won with Pirana Plant and got into elite that the episode was going to end. The Plussy Era has scarred me.

[@TheIronCooker]

1:17 Altrives reaction here is perfect, more Altrive in the vids please Jacob, I love the dynamic between the 3 of you

[@kirbs3784]

It would've been so perfect if the Lucas said "Our cause is just" at the end of that match

[@dr.funnybones]

"i forgot about this move" *snaps joker's neck*

[@MudFan]

How does Alpha manage to be the most Online Zelda Online Zelda I've ever seen

[@aronite.27]

Usually with any other let’s play channel adding another Cast member adds to chemistry here it just makes it more of a hive mind

[@zak7338]

Mid tier with an Icarus complex is one way of describing Pit. It's like how people think they're invincible every time they start to do alright, and this can keep them being relatively average at competitive/items. It all comes down to cockiness, the biggest weakness of Jacob, i think.

[@arctic_angel7408]

mans just copied jawsh's comment like you do when you write a paper for school

[@starkillahx]

@@arctic_angel7408 its a copypasta dude

[@arctic_angel7408]

@@starkillahx nobody else has said it

[@starkillahx]

@@arctic_angel7408 not sure if you've seen the rest of the comments or alpha's twitter

[@arctic_angel7408]

@@starkillahx i searched through the comments so they were probably washed out but no i dont use twitter anymore. its completely possible im wrong if so

[@official32]

I was literally just watching an Alpharad Deluxe video when this came out

[@cadeyoung4406]

Just wondering where Ace of Hearts is? I just really started to listen to it and it’s really great. Cant wait for more!

[@Alpharad-Platinum]

album later this year

[@cadeyoung4406]

@@Alpharad-Platinum :)

[@tylercoon1791]

@@Alpharad-Platinum thanx haha :)

[@SteelCrustacean]

@@Alpharad-Platinum Merci beaucoup from Canada

[@ThomasOwOD]

@@SteelCrustacean why are you sorry 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 Why do I need to do GCSE french?

[@hectorrojas1662]

I love this content Bc it’s some of the most care free videos you guys will make. Which in jts on way is just as good as heavily edited content. Best of both worlds

[@mabman3235]

17:11 "He loses his mask to reveal a frown" This made be giggle.

[@justy1]

thank you for making longer videos on your second channel, i dont think its just me that appreciates it

[@clasy5678]

It would've been very Alpharad Plus to just cut at 3:08 and make it a Piranha Plant episode

[@sunnycide4369]

This is gonna turn from a Kazuya episode to a Kazuya series isn't it ?

[@christopherthomas484]

Video 373 of asking for Super Paper Mario. Driving through rain is both calming and terrifying

[@mudkipfan2585]

The Kazuya arc of the elite smash anime began this episode

[@TurtleRaven]

15:09 Shoulda listened to Magikoopa in Mario Party Advance. Keep on Gaming, *but never become arrogant*

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

25:43 as a non fire emblem fan, chrom is the kind of guy to say the preset smash bros messages in real life

[@ellieporter3270]

Fire Emblem fan here. You are correct.

[@someinternetguyiguess5068]

Jacob kept calling Kazuya "Kazuha". I think he actually plays Genshin Impact. :D

[@aidenvega6306]

Mr. Game and watch has the only reflector that is 1.0× multiplier. Everything else is higher. Kinda sad as a game and watch main... Although at least my other main (joker) has makarakan so I guess it's fine

[@Tonjit41]

Good!

[@connorlollis8126]

Screaming internally until Jacob does something besides laser and smash attacks

[@funnydishrag1267]

take a shot every time they say "kazuwa"

[@PixelHead777]

As someone who desperately wishes LIttle Mac was better, I always have sympathy for the Little Mac. (Punch-Out is one of my favorite series, I loved the Wii game a lot.)

[@ewormXD]

Two words Jacob can't pronounce: FUEL and KAZUYA

[@nikokat]

i love when they say "nomames" 💀

[@RadMadLad]

this is it... the last day the little mac mains stay in the shadows... for too long have we been looked down on.... we will rise up, stronger than ever..... we do not forgive, and we do not forget... everyone who did us wrong will suffer....

[@trainernick1143]

Expectation: Oh cool an hour of dunking on Mac. Reality: Oh cool an hour of dunking on the Tekken man.

[@fizlet1935]

Fun fact : kazuya reflector reflects sephiroth counter and he literally just fucking dies.

[@EnidTheGamesNihilist]

jacob is so hard headed but i guss that's why he's alpha

[@Arachninja752]

I love how Jo and Altrive are just vibing while Alpha is suffering

[@Elegiast]

I never thought I’d hear Into The Night referenced by Alpharad. Today is a good day.

[@Berkut_FE]

33:45 That betrayal though. Damn.

[@mobybrick2357]

watching this, I just had the thought that alpha plus is basically modern day story for glory

[@puny2008]

28:30 hey so remember when jacob said he took a bunch of spanish courses but failed to remember any of it? fell out of my chair at the random mispronunciation of no mames (mah-mehs)

[@chrisfacchiano7356]

6:41 the phrase “Bowser vs Black Pride” is something else

[@juvajava]

Rewatching this video, I saw the plant and I got happy, then I saw Bowser and enjoyed my time being here. Then I saw Kazuya and outloud, to no one, said "oh no".

[@mysticalflare8346]

Saw someone wearing a donkey Kong is my spirit animal shirt today

[@DaDMonDCB]

Oh, Piranha Plant! "Not so loud; she'll hear you!"

[@McClappin1]

Man Jacob sure is like Pit from Kid Icarus: Uprising huh?

[@scottdenby290]

Jo: Why'd you name him Taco Man? Dash: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??

[@eliroybal2344]

I like how Jacob keeps calling him 'Kazyuwa"

[@liber2350]

"I think it will do me better than I think" thanks Jacob

[@slaterfourtwentysixnine7998]

this is the perfect series to listen to nickelback on spotify and bully yoshi to

[@bcndooz3294]

the Donkey Kong conversation made me remember the time they said they would get a beer with Donkey Kong

[@loganboyd1187]

12:38 "You only have to win one game" famous last words from Jo

[@redswet2789]

Nah, it’s lil’ Mac, he can never be spared mercy

[@at0mic39_5]

The real lil Ness X were the friends we made along the way!

[@at0mic39_5]

@about you shut up bot

[@MrYeet-kw8fk]

fun fact alpharad: spikeball low = far throw spikeball high = close throw

[@calishere3984]

I’m living in your walls jo

[@kinlaw7220]

Quite the peculiar situation I might say

[@abyssal_cruasder1186]

Aren't we all

[@RayzoomLynx]

Nomames stands for "no fucking way" on Spanish it's not like the literal translation but it's basically the meaning of it and I love how much emphasis they had on that name.

[@ccip4714]

I was looking for someone to comment on it

[@Omeg1]

Alpharad in another video I'm too lazy to look up: Why do online Zeldas only spam neutral B? For the record, I don't do that when I play Zelda. Also Alpharad: 47:12

[@DaDMonDCB]

The bit with Alvin and the Chipmunks was unironically funny. "Nice try, Alvin. Stick to music.", I wasn't prepared to laugh there.

[@ambassadorcow6264]

"Doesn't that remind you of that Lucina match" -Alpha

[@Your_LocalWizard]

Commenting whenever I remember telling Alpharad Deluxe to play Oz: Magical Adventure: Day 2

[@tellygod503]

I love this channel so damn much, it's so low effort that it makes it one of the most entertaining channels out there

[@bvdf84]

The image quality isn't 144p This is obviously high effort

[@tellygod503]

@@bvdf84 dammit you're right, it's the only thing we need to get that perfect concoction of laziness

[@Lonlonthecow]

15:19 ahh yes G Corp Helipad camping by Kazuya, we love to see it.

[@michaelmcfarland5903]

This series should be called “three men slowly reveal they love nickleback”

[@baptisteruellan1204]

I think it would be funny to have an episode with face cam and have taco man as altrive

[@greensoda123]

27:50 great Ganzo impression man decpite not trying to do a Ganzo impression cant remember the time but the wizard voice Dash did

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

5:05 Never heard alpharad hit that kind of pitch lol

[@FZone96]

Looking forward to the real Kazuya Episode.

[@spi231]

They should play Arms for a video but make it seem like it's a smash video.

[@Sammyz_Official]

Yes

[@puny2008]

best nickelback song is the one they sing for the 2002 spider-man movie

[@MarieIThink]

“Alvintwit selfie day” was my favorite joke

[@ouchy6402]

“Nomames” Alpharad: no mAms

[@pockystyx4087]

"7-minute episode?" Best episode yet lol

[@npc_blob1609]

All the talk about how great a guy Donkey Kong is and his shit eating grin gave me a shit eating grin

[@nieveangeletti1271]

Ah yes, the ultimate Kazuya counterpick: Bring A Friend

[@hamishgamma9549]

i find it so funny that the little mac just insta quit as soon as he got hit by the final smash

[@its_semaj8473]

Caption: when mom gets you normal nuggets instead of dino nugges

[@jamisdue3545]

Please can you get Duck Hunt into elite smash Mr. Rad? He is my favorite character and it would be really cool if you got him in.

[@cringekid07]

Dunk Hut

[@thegamebro4565]

You have sinned duck hunt lame character little z said so himself

[@jamisdue3545]

I did not want the Kazuya episode…

[@Mabassa]

@About you shut up

[@semirested6457]

Well I guess play lame win games

[@ToaLewa6]

Jonny makes the Ness main in my heart happy

[@dapperdan8513]

the constant pronunciation of "Kazuwa" made me more mad than it should have