This Rockstar Simulator is depressing

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Rock Star Life Simulator is an extensive fame simulation game. Start this adventure by playing the guitar on the street, form your own band. Protect the fame, money, and charisma you earned with the right decisions and become a world star!
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This Rockstar Simulator has AI NPCs and guitar hero minigames
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[@immarissa]

"You are gonna get pissed off & pissed on! What do you mean I can't urinate here?!" is just such a good sentence.

[@awsomeangus2480]

It's two sentences.

[@dark_neverland]

Oh man i thought the band name was Sleep Paralysis & I'm surprised his hasn't been done yet

[@josephervine5533]

I'm not judging but why you seem to hook up with dudes so much 😢😢😢

[@Rhiannon_Autumn]

@@josephervine5533 are you asking because you wish for Kevin to hook up with you?

[@VikingAdrift]

Giving Kevin the ability to urinate at will is possibly the most irresponsible act committed by a game studio.

[@laurisiltanen8348]

The character has 0 prostate problems. Kinda jealous...

[@meowcat7124]

Second most irresponsible act, first one is allowing him to enter a casino

[@Jbax510]

It's a good thing he's never discovered Postal 😂

[@davyboysmith4]

It's like finding out you can fart on people in South Park

[@bloodredgoats2527]

He needs to play Postal 2 🙏

[@SevenEllen]

"Sleep Paralysis" sounds a great name for a band. "Hey everybody, we're Sleep Paralysis and this our song, Your Demon Is My Alarm Clock."

[@tangerinemarmalade3326]

I didn't register the L in the "clock" on my first read and it made this sentence so much more terrifying

[@scorpion0498]

well its already a good song by the band Currents 👀

[@SevenEllen]

Oh my lord! Ha ha ha!@@tangerinemarmalade3326

[@SevenEllen]

Hmm. I've not heard of them.@@scorpion0498

[@pennysquires03]

I was in a band called sleep paralysis in seventh grade lololol

[@GhostHelwig]

I love that you found pretty much the only guy in the bar to date, and immediately turned this game from being supposedly about music to being mostly about Rufus. And pee. And a tiny bit of vehicular manslaughter. 😂

[@beardsntools]

yeah it's hilarious

[@dansmacabre]

Kevin when he kills 10 people with a car: I sleep Kevin when his employer takes $25 from him: IS THAT LEGAL???

[@pedrovallefin8406]

The key diference being that one of those personally affects him and the other simply amuses him. Guess which is more important to him?

[@JimPickensCult]

Finally a glimpse into the life of Kevin after he started making music

[@TheCatstronaut]

hows your Sim kill count, J.P.?

[@JimPickensCult]

​@@TheCatstronaut Kill count, what do you mean? Our Dear Leader wouldn't hurt a fly, just, don't ask about the fresh graves in the graveyard

[@TheLionPear]

"I'm happy for you. Or sorry that happened. Whichever is more fitting". The attitude I need to have in life.

[@rambojohn272727]

The AI was at 40% ish likeability, so when you asked for 42% it was 42% of 40%. You need to ask for 200%-300% increases in the future.

[@jazzpancake1167]

I've never seen my sleep paralysis demon depicted so accurately.

[@TheGary108]

I’m so sorry for you. But at least yours isn’t Jim Pickens.

[@Bumafa]

I'll watch you sleep to keep you safe

[@gamingandchess]

Callmekevin? Yeah, he is my sleep paralysis demon.

[@willjones9098]

same it is terrfing

[@alanbareiro6806]

So your sleep paralysis demon is also incontinent?

[@kiandadfarian1750]

"You're gonna be both pissed off and pissed on" is just gold

[@PinkGhostFace]

Gold shower, one might say

[@materla4102]

the ai dialogue just made me remember the Kevin's sweetheart Sexy bear

[@CourtneyIsGoblin]

I don't know what is better, Kevin gaslighting AI or Kevin with a P function. 😂

[@Nancy-jc4bv]

We live in a universe where we can see both at the same time! 🎉

[@potatopatch4563]

Therapist : So why are you here? Game character :So kev- Therapist : You are beyond help

[@1TitanGirl]

So this is what Alec Benjamin's song I Sent My Therapist To Therapy is about.

[@BabyDigi]

2:50 I think ppl who comment “ FIRST👹” should upgrade to “first comment from me buddy

[@Digibo]

First reply from me buddy

[@BabyDigi]

@@Digibo cheers buddy

[@tamparockout17]

3:20 "What do you mean I can't urinate here?!?" -R. Kelly.

[@cooliostarstache5474]

R. Kevvy

[@codylake7425]

…But…we didn’t even get to see sleep paralysis and Rufus make love… >:(

[@alexsa22]

Kevin always finds a way to kill npcs in games not related to that at all😂 also that chatting with Rufus was too funny, specially the gaslight part just to keep being rejected by him

[@jamesrichards2720]

I actually got invested in kevin playing this game by the end of the video.

[@frankhuurman3955]

same, I want more of this! :D

[@piglastname2449]

"You want a flier?" "No?" "You get the pee then." Best lines in the video. Really got me laughing.

[@vicolin6126]

Read the title as "Rockstar Simulator" and immediately thought of Rockstar Games (GTA). Would be a pretty funny game, where all you do is hype up the next game that you maybe will release sometime on this side of 2050. Side missions would include ripping people off with virtual currencies you can buy for real money in your games and letting hackers run wild.

[@Matt92Machine]

Hmm sounds like not a simulator, but definitely rockstar.

[@CoffeeBell]

I like how somehow all of Kevin’s characters end up looking like some variation of Jim 😭

[@snozsks]

kevins just my comfort youtuber at this point

[@Bljway]

Ah yes. Another game that'll forever give me nightmares while I hear Kevin's laugh echo in the night.

i missed these simulator games 😭

[@pol_]

this is one of the rockstar games of all time

[@megangorski]

I always wondered if being a rockstar was just constant pissing on anything and everything

[@pedrovallefin8406]

If its when that rockstar is Kevin.He thinks one thing comes with the other.

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

When the rock star that pees on everyone (pretty sure there is a real "rock star" who did this as well) offers you exposure it might not be the kind you are looking for.

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Love story between Sleep Paralysis and Rufus and a whole lot of piss :)

[@fullsendabeerforme2988]

Kevins already a rockstar, have you guys not heard of love is a burning thing yet? Even better than the original

[@ukeleleguitar2087]

And it makes a fiery ring

[@carolinesconcertvids860]

Haha yep that video was hilarious!

[@85dabarn]

If I ever need a band name, it's gonna be "Gaslighting Rufus"

[@TheLeastOfficialOfBros]

I love that you were straight up gaslighting Rufus to love you. Jim would be proud Kevin

[@Mea-Viv]

I really needed this video today Kevin x it’s been a really bad, anxiety inducing day and you just make me laugh and get my mind off things, thank you! X😊

[@alienhazy]

i love how quick kevin is to get with any male npc in any game

[@shayliakara]

Best words to remember. "I'm happy for you or I am sorry that happened. Whatever works for you." - Every Rockstar to a fan

[@Nancy-jc4bv]

Games broken by Kevin is another favorite genre of kevin

[@sublimelancolia]

Hi, Kevin!! Just wanted to say thank you for everything! I’m having the shittiest month ever (my dad had surgery, I’m two weeks at the hospital waiting for surgery too and my dog passed away while I’m here), since 2018 you were always there to lift me up and make me laugh at the toughest days. Please keep going, I love your content and you make me happy since 2018 🥹🖤

[@user-qs3qf5lw9k]

So sorry about your pupper, but I hope your dad recovers well and that your surgery goes smoothly! Take care of yourself, stranger.

[@Noah-bi4ll]

You think that is bad?! Rufus just had to go on several dates with Kevin! 😉. Keep your head up! But maybe way higher if Kevin has free roam to urinate!

[@froo1357]

Well wishes, friend. That's a lot on your plate at once! Remember to take time for yourself to recollect when you can, and I wish you both luck and quick recovery in your surgeries.

[@ameliastrait]

Who knew being a rock star made you encounter jump scares on a daily basis?? Nah, I think I'll stay a casual performers instead, much less stressful

[@andiweird2310]

All these simulators are made more terrifying by Kevin playing and breaking them, and that's how I prefer them

[@NickNoodleGames]

Kevin just entertains me for hours that I go back to his old gaming videos

[@Saltybisquit]

You should play the suckup game! You play as a vampire who have to convince ai characters to let you into their house.

[@harry-matakios1344]

more of this please kevin,,, make it into a series

[@giantWario]

It's getting hilarious and kind of concerning how easy it is to gaslight any A.I., even those that are supposedly very advanced. How long will it take before someone convinces some self-driving car A.I. that they need to drive on the sidewalk?

[@blueninja012]

those are very different kinds of AI

[@Jupiter-T]

AI in cars is just about driving and understanding what's on the road, not a chat simulator. But the thought is funny

[@Hunteriffic86]

Kevin in a black turtleneck is coming across like a Bond villain

[@ahhgeez]

this is so amazing this is going into my personal favourites playlist and ofc the "best call me kevin" playlist with like 900 videos already lolz

[@erikgilson1687]

The face morphing at the beginning is exactly what people's faces look like when you're on shrooms

[@sumwhere08]

I need a part 2, I'm way too invested and laughed way more than I should have

[@serpensinfinitus2719]

15:13 Jim Pickens is having a tummy ache.

[@azharhakim4058]

" I wonder if I can sell my car, cause this thing is a tank its a really good weapon- I mean vehicle" unintentionally shows how many cars he took to war

[@MissContraire...]

I mean, Kevin's already kind of a rockstar so he's just being himself this time

[@FatalAlcatraz]

Sleep paralysis looks like elon musk. Makes sense tbh.

[@melroseplaceee]

"they gave me a license to drive and kill" "Remember where we parked, *I know they will*" Dude 😂

[@anthonyeaves4145]

After all these years Kevin finally managed to gaslight an npc

[@girl-lizard]

why did i think this was like the secret third Rockstar Games series

[@wicesphagnum6983]

Kevin: Mr Muscle could sue me for this look New look: Macaulay Culkin.

[@Albert_YTC]

I like how Kevin complains that his popularity isn’t going up while he pisses on the floor and dosnt do the mini games that give him popularity

[@R00mbacat]

Thank you for making my day yet again by uploading

[@rambu-tan]

Kevin interacting with AI is my favorite genre

[@Metzli]

Love the rufus' storyline, best love story xD

[@jackfakename4851]

Every game needs a peeing mechanic

[@lamoravicious2519]

I love it when I see that you made videos playing games I own. I got this one right when it came out. Then I got annoyed that everything was coming soon. Lol

[@L0xi3]

These kind of games are always so entertaining, lovely to see more of it!

[@xach6509]

WE NEED ANOTHER EPISODE OF THIS PLEASE

[@fabdragon2071]

Kevin: i spent more than that on food Gen x: dang, they are doing pretty well

[@ameliastrait]

10:48 Ahhhh, of course, Simlish!

[@AstonJay]

The AI for Rufus was pretty good 😂 Loved his wit

[@miller8909]

your tomodachi’s have definitely starved to death by now

[@fruitcake7688]

This video was so funny, it made my week, thanks!!

[@henryjones4819]

You can't just commit vehicular manslaughter because you are a rockstar; you aren't Vince Niel.

[@humlegard-gaming]

Love the content Kevin!

[@justalittleturtle5600]

I’ve noticed Kevin wearing a lot of turtlenecks lately. Specifically a black turtleneck. Is this the French poet era? *I’m here for it* That, or Kevin filmed a bunch of videos on the same day. But I like to believe.

[@lokiharrison2067]

very good big kev keep it up

[@addisisk]

Hi Kevin. I wanted to tell you your videos have brought me out of a bad place these past couple of months. You make my day better every day

[@Moosyfate]

More rock star simulator please. I need more Rufus romance!

[@kevindsouza8320]

These wacky games are always the diamond in the rough

[@NamariCo]

Rockstar life but literal rocks are involved 😊

[@FantomX130]

Nice work Kevin keep it up!! Been subscribed for 3 years.

[@BabyFartMcGeezax420]

I need more of Kevin and Rufus. Will Kevin become the a famous rock star he set out to be or will he find his true calling as piss master. Well he ever find out how to make love.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Why cant he be both? The "rockstar piss master" sounds right in Kevins alley.

[@BabyFartMcGeezax420]

@@pedrovallefin8406 Hahaha yes "tonight theres going to be piss break somewhere in this town 🤣" 🎵

[@tonybishop3686]

Oh man, another banger, Kev. Video is over, time for me to watch Life with Rufus and You

[@everything_baseball]

“I’m gonna kill Rufus for insurance money” sounds like a Fall Out Boy song 😂

[@FREGFAT]

Kevin thanks for giving me something to look forward to when i come home from my bs job 💚🐸

[@trueblaze84]

You should check out the colony building game Rimworld I could only imagine the random stuff Kevin could do XD.

[@furiousapplesack]

He has at least two that I can find right now. Titled "Rimworld but my cult is insane" from 5 years ago and "I turned an entire planet into pure chaos" from two years ago. Might be more than that, but those are the ones I could find.

[@trueblaze84]

@@furiousapplesack thanks I'll see if I can find them

[@furiousapplesack]

@@trueblaze84 No problem! Just so you know, there's a specific, different search function within the videos page. Go to Kevin's main page, click videos, and use the search box there (not the main search box at the top) and it will search ONLY within that specific creator's content.

[@berkaycobanoglu6868]

You always make my day Kevin. Thanks for everything.❤

[@mikedawolf95]

8:32 Kevin gaslighting the AI 😂

[@Idiotbreadloaf]

These videos always gives all the serotonins

[@katieskarlette]

That's the hardest I've laughed in ages. A+++ chaos and pissing

[@Famahofficial]

I've been waiting for this video so baad

[@el-is-odd]

Id love more of this lol

[@caseysilkwood47]

Literally bought this game this morning and thought "I can't wait til Kevin plays this".

[@wishingwell12345]

One of those games that tries a bit of everything and gets none of it right. I sometimes wonder if game companies specifically makes games shit so that people like Kevin will make them look amazingly funny and people will buy them.

[@darlingmae26]

Love this video!!

[@grantmcdade5593]

This should be a series

[@s3doesstuff]

0:22 honestly it kinda looks like when shrek turned into a human

[@chopsyoutube]

So lit dawg bro dude man

[@ryshow9118]

Loved it and would love to see more if you enjoyed it 😅

[@SpaceBoyRayy]

I need to see more of this 😂

[@JessHenriquez]

I've never laughed so much omg lmfao!!! 100/10!

[@LaughingDeerHead]

Poor AI getting wrapped into Kevin's web of love and deception.

[@SlipknotRevan]

This video was peak Kevin, I laughed like 5.7 times per minute piss jokes were on point less than 3

[@swainswanson6235]

Aw Kevin, your Covers are absolutely Rockstar worthy ❤

[@SleeplessSwan7]

kevin always finds a way to feed his morbid gambling addiction.