THIS SH

[@jayjaythepugladyg5082]

I love how this man just speaks as fast and loud as he can until he can't breathe.

[@spyrothedragon126]

He speaks as fast as the car

[@Nyah420]

Dashie's rivalry with DK is the stuff of mythologies! xD

[@j5803]

ikr!! its like titans vs olympians

[@missesblueberry7601]

okey, i'll confess...i'm adicted to dashies mario kart 8 let's plays...

[@Arkhamman2023]

I'm addicted too Dashie playing Horror shit...l

[@papismall_legs1366]

Me too 😭😭😭

[@missesblueberry7601]

welcome to the addiction group dashie entered the chat dashie left the chat he scared of that puh

[@wacobybeef]

0:46 I love how he says calm down to his mii, but dashie always be shouting

[@CxStark]

do 32 races man hook it up with a 2 hour video!

[@DaTruRoxzenFlax]

That would be a good video or a good stream.

[@TK-bm2nc]

Fr tho

[@TheCPtutorales]

mortal kombat 8 what

[@Its_Von2x]

+Jigsy he ment Mario kart 8 not mortal kombat 8 😂

[@TheCPtutorales]

ANONYMOUS CAT ik XD

[@gulogulo7558]

watching him hit the same wall 7 times in a row hurt my soul

[@anthonydominguez505]

7:40 gotta be the funniest face ever

[@LY9001]

DASHIE, STOP PUTTING UNCHARTED 4 INTO THE POLL! IT RUINS THE CHANCE OF OTHER GAMES WINNING IT.

[@riemgotnofilter]

True

[@lui.c3391]

Uncharted 4 is the shit for some people like me

[@_Bansuu]

he does what he want

[@dathiccducc4006]

YEAH! SOME OF US WANTS TO WATCH OTHER THINGS THAN UNCHARTED! LIKE I WANNA WATCH GEOMETRY DASH!

[@riemgotnofilter]

+Cheeto Snack Jesus where is your Grammar kid.

[@adub_gaming]

"I MURDER THIS COURSE!!" ....comes in fifth...

[@jamesslepak3308]

DIY or BUY Me-(Watches 5:18-6:45 on 2x speed)

[@Untouchaable]

I heard Dashie named his first Pokemon "Puh".

[@jakesmith8941]

lmao

[@DavidMoreno-uu9sk]

Puhkemon

[@DrinkmoWater.]

.. Nice

[@latriciacabello752]

I think it was Tina

[@brickfighter1320]

he would

[@confidential777]

I'm always dead when he sees the board and he always says OHHH SHIT!!

[@TheHeavenlyBuddy]

Dashie’s got such a negativity bias and I love it. He’ll always notice DK is in the race before it even starts cuz he makes him angry, but never notices Yoshi is in the race until he passes him or messes with him 😂😂😂

[@mauricios3215]

I have yet to see a comment section where everyone is happy or at least agree with each other

[@DanielGonzalez-qg5lg]

cringe

[@Excersions]

+Daniel Gonzalez It's true what he says though.

[@user-rc9iy1eq5o]

Ha u wish tht will never happen ppl have different perspectives 😕

[@toddtoddson5060]

That ain't gonna happen THIS IS THE INTERNET

[@williamdumas2988]

the problem with voting there is always going to be people more salty than the ocean

[@albafica39]

next time everyone pick donkey

[@bassofspades6878]

Hehehe >:3

[@Sem1_Elite]

LOL

[@Safa-vy8xy]

+Razor “Rouge” The Wolf he did that already

[@johndanieljavier1811]

he did b4. he did it with subscribers

[@cheech6105]

Everyone, everyone. This video was made BEFORE the one where everyone picked Donkey. So he didn't know.

[@TruthSurge]

3:50 fuck, how do you miss EVERY turn and still get 4FTH?

[@therealbeaux]

Dashie- the king of commentary.

[@midxclappers4888]

anyone else just like dashie's videos even before you see it xD you know its gonna be good

[@kimberlysalinas3257]

Me

[@midxclappers4888]

Kimberly Salinas xD

[@shogunero3.6]

Me

[@khaybae]

me ever since I started watching him😂

[@thegamingdemon7579]

Eduardo S. Baluyot III Becuz he likes Megaman

[@blackberrycullen]

7:20 absolutely killed me

[@thebrownboi5443]

Dashie needs to be the boy donkey kong, his worst enemy is his good luck charm!

[@theelite5135]

I knew it It's like destiny dosent want them to be friends lol

[@DanielGonzalez-qg5lg]

cringe

[@DanielGonzalez-qg5lg]

Eduardo Contreras oh really??

[@brookie1141]

(Gone fousey)

[@MrLalocera1]

Daniel Gonzalez yea you better change your profile pic lol that was the cringiest shit in this comment section

[@hanyuuhiiragi3544]

I don't play Mario Kart 8 often (since i don't have a WiiU). But when the local tournaments come up, I use your videos to study the tracks. every possible flaw, every turn, every shortcut possible. Depending on the track, I usually murder it. Especially SNES Rainbow Road.

[@JulieGarciaUnrulyJulie]

Geometry Dash for the sick singing 🍟

[@piercingchill7663]

i cant tell if you were making a good comment about geometry dash or not

[@JulieGarciaUnrulyJulie]

I like his Geometry Dash videos, it was good

[@robertvazquez8451]

Jenna Marbles knockoff?

[@JulieGarciaUnrulyJulie]

Robert Vazquez smh

[@KotyoK1]

That's like the first time, when I'm scrolling through comment section of any video and find somebody I would like to subscribe to. Thanks to your channel pic, Mrs. Julie Garcia. ps You look a bit like Aubrey Plaza, that's awesome.

[@RabbitPlaysGames]

Yo, Dashie, you know we all wanna see Uncharted 4, mah boi!

[@carlginney2226]

after pokemon go!

[@beemthesailor]

Puhkemon

[@ismailchavez9815]

+Carl Ginney I will kindly, ever so delicately lend you this L

[@RabbitPlaysGames]

Carl Ginney I'll take that, too!

[@midnaslament]

FUCK DAT

[@gigglegamer]

Dashie you know that for 200cc you need to hold b while you drift so you dont crash and lose speed for no reason. Hope this helps and thanks for the great video :)

[@arianabell5589]

I am so grateful to be following you there's no drama just good feelings watching you

[@Nomorebeegees]

Dashie should do a all mushrooms, all rainbow roads all in 36 races playing as DONKEY B*TCH ASS

[@majmalton9343]

I concur Sir. :-)

[@drpizza1750]

I agree

[@user-tf9wo7dd9b]

probably be good for since he vets 1st place with that bitch

[@user-tf9wo7dd9b]

+Aaron_Gill *for him

[@DanielGonzalez-qg5lg]

cringe

[@amberg6665]

6:38 - 6:43 *Dashie got mixed emotions* 😂😂

[@ojcb6721]

YOU BETTER CLOSE DAT MOUF IN THAT THUMBNAIL MY BOI xD

[@514gold1]

gotta work on thoses drift ma boi

[@owoshiroi9874]

"Thoses"

[@toastedhassan]

U right

[@TheZaherell]

ma boi's drift game weak as fuck

[@514gold1]

+Seth Athos 😂😂

[@xtremelemon8612]

I was about to say too

[@ojcb6721]

last time I was this early... dashie was calm

[@keonalvarez3636]

lol

[@monts6389]

lol

[@juliannepadua4312]

tbh

[@Y_SO_ANGRY_GUY]

W

[@realitywarper1705]

W

[@jasoek0123]

Dashie dont ever let anyone disrespect you, you are sooo hilarious and you've earned alot of respect over the years.

[@ronniekitchens8402]

0:47 Dash tellin himself to calm down. Does he listen... NO! WHICH IS GOOD FOR US!

[@sosachamberlain7055]

Why mega man n dashie look alike in da thumbnail haha😂

[@ronnytorres3227]

BOI

[@scyanite9905]

because he's the character Dashie playing as in this video

[@jamesslepak3308]

0:10 "Mario,What the Fuck are you looking at?!" 😂🤣💀

[@reubenks8126]

Please make more GTA5 dachie

[@reubenks8126]

Like so my boy can see

[@SgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubBand]

I've figured out why Dashie doesn't upload on Sunday anymore. Dashie says "lord help me" a lot, he always makes satan jokes in Super Mario Maker. I've come to the conclusion, Dashie became a Christian.

[@sandro4719]

You make me flaccid

[@unknownuser6728]

Lmao

[@Kirima-13]

he curses tho lol

[@desmonduchiha1838]

+Diego Lemus christians curse

[@SgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubBand]

Diego Lemus Cursing isn't necessarily a sin.

[@YTman28]

Fuck it. If Uncharted 4 wins, then I'm gonna still watch Dashie play it. You can't please everybody.

[@thatdude1853]

0:39 When your wife comes home with your kid and their friends.

[@TheHeavenlyBuddy]

Underrated ass comment 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamesslepak3308]

That Dude Nobody: Dashie When Donkey Kong is about to win 1st and Dashie Misses the last DALUA DALUA-0:03-9:48

[@thatdude1853]

@nauticaxo_ Jesus actual Christ it has been three years.

[@bigchungus9998]

That Dude lol it sure has

[@dudoboi]

This is the best comment in this section and should be pinned. I remember when I first read it when video came out, and I always look for this comment when I stumble on this video. Perfect. 👌

[@Numion]

Last time I was this early dashie's blood pressure was normal

[@nickiqueen1568]

fr

[@lukedoedel147]

Funny......

[@FreezingMocha]

It never was normal

[@yngstix]

your joke was so shit I'm surprised it's not in the toilet🚽💩

[@thebeaconsheepbeets8573]

L

[@jamesslepak3308]

Teacher-Class you have some IXL's to do which are for math for homework Me-3:44

[@dahlenalex]

I was already dead before the intro😂😂this dude is a fool

[@johnahei]

Dachie! Dachie! Can you please continue Luigi's mansion! 🔥🔥

[@dak_attack_4855]

yes!!

[@hortensia668]

YESSSS

[@FilmPassionprod]

Yes I want to hear that fire again!!!!

[@user-tf9wo7dd9b]

dat was fire

[@nickgrimes5023]

Literally!!!

[@kylelusher147]

I cringe every time Dashie hits a wall

[@jacobfoxworthy3978]

I cringe every time someone makes a stupid ass comment like this

[@reubenks8126]

+Jacob Foxworthy you owned that guy man dayyyyyummm

[@hames9590]

+Jacob Foxworthy i cringe every time someone makes a comment on someone's stupid ass comment

[@sadieward1789]

dashie play more Mario kart 8 plz

[@beelzebubfu]

Yez plezz

[@jamesslepak3308]

Awesomesz 0:10-"Mario,What the F**K are you looking at?!" 😂🤣💀☠️

[@hanksack16]

I'm early, but i don't know what to comment so here's the recipe for a glass of water: - Glass - Water Instruction - Put water into glass

[@Matt-no7gg]

👏

[@progressivepepe8392]

Ok...

[@kevonpratt7387]

W

[@TheRealEricMitchell]

THE GLASS EXPLODED YOU FUCKER!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😤😤😤

[@TriniLush7]

lmao bruh

[@elskverdigp2937]

DACHIE DACHIE! I WANT YOU TO REACT TO RACIST MARIO DACHIE! ANYBODY WITH ME?!

[@user-rc9iy1eq5o]

Oh wow but he doesn't really react to anything

[@sanstheskeleton1707]

+Karla Estera he should

[@alpergumulu9547]

good point.

[@eltacobandito]

He's not a reaction channel.

[@alpergumulu9547]

+Mr.Rickoton yea but, it would be awesome. just that video.

[@connor9207]

10:14 that laugh is literally the best thing ive heard in mah life

[@succtoshi7061]

Who else wants to see "CAPTN' TOADAHH: TRESHUHH TRAKKN ROSUHLEETA HOOSAH!!!"

[@ojcb6721]

YES PLEASE

[@ojcb6721]

Yah.

[@momoa8609]

Dashie was really hyper than now 😂

[@carealoo744]

Always amazing to come back to these videos- They make me happy. :)

[@misterviciogames9207]

I always suspected that Dash was a Metroid fan too... He got the Varia Suit in there!!!

[@YaBoyCori]

DACHIE DACHIE play Pokemon Go! Like so he can see.

[@YaBoyCori]

Or maybe even a skit my boy.

[@DanielGonzalez-qg5lg]

cringe

[@dianaxo9574]

no!

[@zaire.morgan]

+Daniel Gonzalez lol u r literal cringe ever comment I've seen u on it get a life bro stop being a troll in the comments

[@rileythaxter2023]

👍 love that

[@LoneGamerNerd]

lmao. I love how Dashie can do so well in a race -- and then all because he can't take the turns, he ends up falling behind.xD

[@jayviaud]

Why do people wanna see Uncharted 4 still, Dash ain't even halfway finished and there's like 1,000 other people who finished it.

[@MoarJoey_9821]

Dashie's mii lookin like C3PO

[@amirmartin2990]

lol

[@OG.Prodigy.]

Geometry dash guys thats the best when dashie be dropping mixtatapes

[@lostboynotfound]

Lmao, i started watching and i paused in the middle, i fell asleep for like 4 hours then when i woke up i started where I left off wtf 😂

[@jamesslepak3308]

lostboynotfound 0:03-9:48,0:10,0:38-0:39-0:42,0:48,1:17,1:50,3:44,7:31-7:34-7:38-7:40,12:41,12:49-12:50 had me dead 😂😭😂

[@SaintSentry]

Uncharted 4 is in the voting poll. OH BOY, I WONDER IF IT WILL WIN

[@scope2801]

Of course it will... It always wins...

[@allen-michaelhelton5420]

+Scope sarcasm

[@TurkeysLeg]

if the majority of viewers like it.. theres no room for complaints

[@DanielGonzalez-qg5lg]

cringe

[@sirdrastic6240]

+Daniel Gonzalez fuck on

[@dthrust9037]

2:25 dashie stay spitting future joints

[@abradantcarrot5842]

Dachie Dachie why haven't you played Mario kart double dash in a while? We need that

[@MurkSquad_ZD]

OMFG STOP PICKING UNCHARTED4 GUYS!!! It's annoying as fuck and a lot of people don't wanna see this

[@MurkSquad_ZD]

Pick dead by daylight

[@Armywolf5314]

+Zdmaster247 stfu

[@moody01214]

it wins because lots of people want it you fucl

[@michaelc.4625]

+Zdmaster247 Right?

[@2Quick4You100]

If a lot of people don't wanna see it.... then why was it picked?

[@srcandyteller3811]

Can we just talk about what DK and Koopa Troopa were doing at 7:22 pause on that XD

[@DubstepHorror]

I heard dachie named his first Pokemon duigh!

[@johnahei]

Original. Diuugh* nice try :/

[@DanielGonzalez-qg5lg]

cringe

[@evelynirene]

+Daniel Gonzalez Shut yo bitch ass up.

[@sirdrastic6240]

+Electroz L

[@hydrodrop5457]

Yoooo I'm subbed to you bro. Love the uploads

[@drorevenge]

Tomorrow is my last day of summer break, pray for me

[@drorevenge]

😪

[@dylansbjpm]

+Alex9639 I have a whole month and a half left!

[@gaw6391]

+Alex9639 yo what state do u live in or is it your school

[@drorevenge]

+Gaw I think it's just the district

[@username4239]

+Gaw same

[@lolazola7068]

1:37 Good aim with the boomerang ✨

[@voltrexs878]

Oh shit I got so exited when I voted for geometry dash and saw all the results and then I SAW UNCHARTED 4......... 😲

[@zlh4927]

ikr

[@justingarcia1327]

can't win at everything haha

[@sanstheskeleton1707]

me too

[@voltrexs878]

+WWE2K ɢᴀᴍᴇᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ even if gta won I would be happy

[@DiegoGTRatty]

Uncharted 4 is basically the non-cancerous version of Undertale.

[@BCRivers]

Dashie needs to stop braking and focus on drifting.

[@BiBi302001]

E.X.A.C.T.L.Y.

[@mizuhonova]

I think he really needs to spend a few hours and learn to drift. He doesn't do it most of the time and when he does, the timing is usually way off.

[@Rizorx8]

i mean 200 cc is harder to drift

[@amirmartin2990]

+Rizorx tru

[@blazerxondubzgamerboy1679]

DASHIE here's a tip (pause) when you get the piranha flower keep pressing ZL when you have and don't pressing ZL until you run out of your piranha flower

[@jadelee6555]

GEOMETRY DASH EVERYONE! We need to make Dashie RAGE QUIT AGAIN!!

[@Xscorpionkingaming]

HELL THE FUCK NO

[@durayyy]

+Junior Gaming stfu

[@Xscorpionkingaming]

+Yxng Odo don't cry kid

[@vanillacream2383]

+Junior Gaming don't be mad kid get glad

[@KelpShake356]

+Junior Gaming Like your profile pic Salvadorian for-life ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻🇸🇻🇸🇻🇸🇻

[@indahfatihah7412]

ma boiiiiiii dem wheels need to go ma boi

[@mikezyourfunnyman5983]

don't listen to the haters dashies keep it up you getting better and better man you crack me up as well keep doing the shits bro

[@Quadiepop]

WHO ELSE WANTS TO SEE DASHIE PLAY JUST DANCE XBOX ONE?

[@kwatts7285]

He got a blood pressure watch for a reason mah boi

[@ashermonroy8745]

When he saw Yoshi I started laughing so hard when he said I didn't know Yoshi was in the mix

[@bigchungus9998]

I love when he runs out of breath when he talks.

[@andrea.9872]

Early squad where u at?

[@melouch9895]

here

[@bigboioscar516]

HERE!

[@chrisnolan7945]

We out here

[@r4msyy]

Here

[@hugoruiz83]

here

[@kingohsobreezy5509]

Waiting since yesterday squad

[@DanielGonzalez-qg5lg]

cringe

[@gordonsmith9440]

cringe

[@SkeloDevil601]

cringe

[@zoldilox2412]

cringe

[@karate8444]

Egnirc cringe

[@exoarmy2325]

I'm sick but I will always take time to watch dashie ❤

[@sydneylee492]

Every time you ran into the side I screamed. Lordy get it together

[@sharifbrown3567]

The last time I was this early the twin towers were still intact

[@Nope-vt6bw]

I don't see how anybody could find you funny

[@sambutler4941]

Lmaooo

[@JefffJR]

Not sure if that's fucked up or funny or both

[@therealest9943]

Not cool, man.

[@Jonkstrap]

+Doodlebob mehominyoy

[@GurlGamer314]

Dashie..u be killing me with ur victory freestyles

[@FPSKai]

Notification Squad?

[@brocklesnar1776]

here

[@jsgaming8701]

Yup 👍👍👍

[@chriscruz2460]

here

[@wanitor2015]

Notif squad wats up

[@SoraIgarashi]

here!!!!!

[@DwightKnightUchiha]

4:51 whatcha doing with that mouth dashie, pause

[@kylemorgan7525]

I think we can all agree that this was by far Dashie's best thumbnail

[@harperburgess9769]

Why does it seem like Dashie and Markiplier always upload at the same time?

[@neddanblount1034]

cuz both of em live on the west coast. I think they both live in California too. Dashie I know for sure does but I forget if markiplier does.

[@midnaslament]

+Neddan Blount I think I remember hearing dashie lives in Florida once tho

[@DanielGonzalez-qg5lg]

cringe

[@zaire.morgan]

+walking cat I thought he was in Florida to. Wait isn't he? Lol I'm lost as fuh

[@bluejay4281]

+walking cat he used to, but he moved

[@Keymaster1997]

Sooooooooooo Dashie we getting a Pokemon Go Skit or Gameplay???

[@Keymaster1997]

I'm also surprise that Trials Blood Dragon didn't win the voting pole would be nice seeing a couple new things put up on his channel...

[@siccside5409]

plz no

[@isaiah_w]

I hope not

[@elvis4dprojects693]

no

[@shegotthemspringbreaktitst9662]

I don't think he is going to do it

[@Sarahsosaa]

Okay but YOU ARE ALMOST AT 3 MILLION DASHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATS MODAPHUCKA!!!!!!!!!

[@DJRyth1]

VOTE GTA

[@DJRyth1]

IF YALL WANNA SEE UNCHARTED I SUGGEST YOU BUY IT, GREAT GAME.

[@DarkKnightAJ]

I voted for GTA. That game's fun.

[@keyblademaster393]

+DJ Ryth I agree.

[@klaaslei8462]

No baby girl!

[@N8Harris99]

Make Dachie Great Again! (He already is great tho...)

[@razorwing360]

Why is Uncharted winning? :(

[@nba2k1122]

Why do you think?

[@voth4033]

I know right

[@razorwing360]

Immortal King HAHAHA! * sigh * Anyways, give me a serious answer please

[@danzodreamin]

you know he does second winner too

[@razorwing360]

Moola Troopa I know, but still

[@smackjack78]

I love how Dashie is on the side of the characters he likes such as Lakitu, Yoshi, and Shy Guy, and that the rest of the characters he is neutral with unless they are a problem or if they are Donkey.

[@LenaVieEnRose]

Lol Don't you think its a little too soon to start another tournament? I mean, look what happened last time...😁😁😁

[@LenaVieEnRose]

+RoboticLegendary Off camera? Because I wouldn't know otherwise.

[@alfie7572]

DACHIE! DACHIE! PLEASE DO A POLE EVERY VIDEO DACHIE!

[@thepresident5696]

*pole*

[@shadynebula6948]

Poll

[@MoarJoey_9821]

p o l e

[@youfuckingmomo1632]

Pool

[@sandro4719]

Pole

[@jade4811]

THANK YOU DACHIE FOR PUTTING UNCHARTED 4 IN THE POLE I LOVE IT I LIVE YOU FOR THAT MA BOIII😂

[@kingomxr1018]

7:39 😂😂😂

[@emaldonadokpcr]

Dashie like those females that every song is "their song". YOOOO THIS IS MA COURSE! XD

[@animalcrossingforever9223]

10:40 Yoshi was a little upset and i was too, how could you Dashie!

[@Brandon-ts3od]

VOTE GTA5

[@vladolfhutin6678]

No Geometry Dash

[@thateazylife7479]

+Veteran Gamer no GTA V

[@jaysjjjay9317]

+sebastian stan tho no geometry dash

[@SapiaNt0mata]

it doesn't matter what you vote. UC4 will win

[@Jadenthakid33]

Yeah GTA V

[@Arkhamman2023]

7:25 ol

[@RevTim70]

Dashie and Donkey, greatest rivalry in history

[@durayyy]

U not a real fan if you don't vote for geometry dash

[@chloeparr111]

i second that lol. he hasn't done than in a hot minute.

[@Bajanprince67]

You ain't a real fan for not liking whatever he plays. 🙃

[@isaiah_w]

+chloe parr I third that

[@Bajanprince67]

+Yxng Odo Alright, don't watch it then, it's that simple. It ain't about you. 😂

[@Bajanprince67]

+Hoodini Get over it. If you support him, that's great, but for people that want to complain because they didn't want to see a specific game, they don't need to watch it.

[@xtr8228]

please pick geometry dash or gta 5

[@Re_ks9]

Dashie deserves like 5mill subs man he's too funny 😂😂

[@HarryMcivor]

Does anyone know why Dashie hates Donkey Kong so much?

[@darwinandgumball456]

It's all because Mario kart 8

[@jacobgray7161]

+Darwin and Gumball and the donkey kong games

[@HarryMcivor]

Oh, okay.

[@skodenfok21]

Watch his first Mario Kart 8 Gameplays and you'll see how it all started 👍🏼