I CAN'T BREATHE!! [MARIO KART 8]

[@DashieGames]

should I make a Nintendo Switch video?

[@derpman4897]

YESSS DACHIE

[@kittykisses100]

YES

[@goldenrotation8454]

DashieGames YEAH BOI

[@zombiiexi7522]

DashieGames first reply

[@Laughstation]

DashieGames Definitely

[@devinp.2934]

Donkey didn't mess with him the whole damn time and he gets last place too? That tie is fucking magical!

[@Danothemano]

Wonder what will happen when he wears the full suit haha

[@TuretiAmarne]

It does do work ma boi

[@toxicwastelander8151]

No donkey actually didn't get last place he got 11th 12th place is last place therefore Wendy Koopa was the one who got last place get it right boi

[@someperson4865]

@@Danothemano donkey will start respecting dashie from now on lol

[@YuriDDLCFan]

@@DanothemanoHe’d support him in races

[@ThePlamzJoker]

I love how the top three racers tied in the video where Dashie wears a tie. xD

[@prssure]

DK? Dashie King 😂😂😂

[@steiner1203]

More like Dachie Kong

[@everythingawesomelycrazy2791]

steiner1203 😂😂😂😂

[@unknownanythingstore1081]

He should change his name 💯

[@ulgha4927]

Imagine commenting 3 years later

[@313maggdumpa]

Lol

[@anahiiigh]

Dashie's drift game was on point in the third race

[@blazerxondubzgamerboy1679]

A. Gudino dang girl u fine

[@tyreseaiken3469]

A. Gudino what if dashie messed up his drifts so much he goes backwards

[@user-cg2uj6gj8c]

L

[@shanebruce4975]

L

[@josem2685]

L

[@kj3201]

Dashie thicker than a bowl of oatmeal👏🏽

[@asher6901]

When he lowkey thicc 👌

[@Threebeams]

Kimmy Jones XD TAKE THIS W

[@mouzzy24klad31]

Wow the scores were 48,48,48,27,27,13,13

[@mouzzy24klad31]

Lucky 🍀 I guess

[@donkeykong4983]

Moustafa jawad shit was crazy

[@LY9001]

DACHIE DACHIE, YOU BETTER WEAR THE WHOLE SUIT ON HALLOWEEN!

[@NivlekM1]

LY9001 Good idea!

[@bonehead2863]

LY9001 Oh my God, yes!

[@laloceja5888]

LY9001 yes where the whole suit please

[@LaurenceMorataVlogs]

Lalo Ceja can you check out both of my channels Laurence Morata Vlogs and Gaming With Laurence and can you plz plz subscribe

[@hunidbandsteveo669]

LY9001 Giving away channel at 500 subs ❤️❤️

[@5h0ckblock]

@ 4:00 DK: "Yo, I see you got my tie on. That's dope so I'm gonna leave you alone today. But, watch out for bowser, that bitch is mad as fuck. He been on a losing streak and somebody stole his skin all he got left is bone."

[@xJebblez]

I have NEVER seen a three-way tie for first place. Dashie, wtf man.

[@chillywillie6546]

Jebblez

[@RavinKaito]

Definitely the tie.

[@StormyRaven]

5th and 11th place were also tied.

[@RayoMcQueen95990]

Lighting Mcqueen, the King and Chick Hicks want to know your location

[@Midnight_Damage]

Have you never watched Cars 😂

[@stp111]

11:18 The way Dashie said Grumble Volcanoe😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Figginss]

I see Dashie wearing that Donkey tie. I just hope he doesn't *tie* this race

[@Tugglemeifyo]

i see what you did there. i like it.

[@davidsalas5846]

dashie with a tie

[@solemnvulgar1022]

AND HE ACTUALLY DID LOL

[@MrDarushingameryoutu]

oh

[@TheHomieLew]

Three-way tie. 😏

[@itscrater7054]

his intros are always on point

[@danbenjamin2114]

I can't front. His shit is good.

[@holapapiflacko7568]

I just love when Dashie says "Mario Kart 8 ahh, Shit ahh", and when the race is coming "OOhhhhh SHHHITTTTTT!"

[@TuretiAmarne]

OOOHHHHHH $#!T RAINBOW ROAD!?!?

[@TangerineSquid]

Chocochip 1001 literally everywhere

[@TuretiAmarne]

KZbin Flash It is my super power.

[@SamGTA4]

hola papi flacko Me too!!! Ha ha ha he gets all hyped up. I sometime say that too when I played Mario Kart. =P

[@TheHansolo322]

@10:30 That Lakitu Crash is gold!!! HAHA

[@pingu635]

I love how dashie is just begging to wear the suit. he is finding any excuse to wear it 😂😂😂

[@zizoegy8460]

Cuz he knows we are gonna die and wait for that day he wears that suit so bad 😂

[@dayostical]

You were my childhood.

[@joevszombies]

Pingu I say he goes online cuz he has yet to beat people online if he's begging tackle online if he loses badda boom he has to wear it

[@user-cg2uj6gj8c]

L

[@Threebeams]

L hello L

[@TheMadameHannah]

Next time, play with the suit AND as Donkey!

[@SageYT7709]

TheMadameHannah yep.

[@Alexis-kl5hx]

AND ON HALLOWEEN!

[@tehgod5646]

Alexis :)

[@onlymirr]

My opinion, dashie one of the most hilarious KZbinr i ever saw!

[@mysticgaming9463]

Ramir Dixon Yep

[@TuretiAmarne]

My opinion too.

[@justinparker2109]

Ramir Dixon ikr

[@MonteMD]

Ramir Dixon yes for sure 😄

[@holeyschitt]

***** You people

[@artofmore7197]

Whoever came up with that stupid idea of having the lighting bolt take away your items, should get punched in the nuts.

[@EJChevy]

ArtofMore nah they need to get punched in the ear with their tongue sticking out.........

[@EJChevy]

iSirDrifty- I know brah....that was one of those wtf moments..................

[@DDRoman2011]

Adding the coin in the item boxes was also a stupid idea.

[@Threebeams]

Gamer_Roman22 ikr WHO DF needs a coin

[@DDRoman2011]

Elijah The Great the reason is because coins grabbed from item boxes while in 1st place leave u defenseless and opponents get u quicker.

[@nyutonzzz]

4:39 "Hey girl, you trying to rainbow road and chill?"

[@Eudaimonia7564]

Can't wait for you to play on the Switch!

[@ET_Productions445]

ThinkingOfYou75

[@Brycexp]

Its my Birthday Dashie

[@that1tango468]

ThinkingOfYou75 Nintendo switch I FAQIN love the trailer

[@Brandon-fp1rg]

ThinkingOfYou75 Ikr :D

[@newchannel_starside]

AW YEAH!!!

[@santosabraham7108]

7:42 This is the part of the video I look forward to the most when Dashie makes these vids

[@IntroSpecktive]

Tell me you made a reaction video for the Nintendo Switch, that would be funny af

[@TheHomieLew]

IntroSpecktive You watch Dashie!?

[@sugarrayy1791]

IntroSpecktive

[@arturozavala4315]

I didn't know that introspecktive knows dachie, im impressed

[@IntroSpecktive]

+Arturo Zavala been a fan of this man since 2012 lmao

[@arturozavala4315]

+IntroSpecktive Haha, i don't know how much time i've seen his videos but i think is from 2013, Nairo also knows dashie too so... yeah xD that also impressed me

[@fortunaplus1256]

Am I the only one who watched 8:35 - 8:38 over and over again about 300 times?

[@jidenwosu3502]

watch it in slow motion if you didnt

[@mackadoodless]

“OH SHIT! MARIO CIRCUIT! GAME BOY ADVANCE!” 😂

[@PSNRainOverThin]

5:58 “DID I LOSE MY SHIT??” “NO I *DIDN’T* “ 🤣🤣🤣👀👀👀

[@luvrbae]

Haven't watched Dashie in two weeks and I just got dumped lol. Gonna binge watch to feel better. Love this guy, never fails to make me laugh no matter what.

[@themightytammos]

Imani Carroll Lol same, hope you feel better.

[@luvrbae]

tparris Aww, thank you!

[@luvrbae]

***** Aw, thank you. :) Sure.

[@ihynessaa]

ohmygod same he always makes me feel better :') hope you're okay.

[@luvrbae]

Father Ness :D Thank you, lovely.

[@DavidEsparza2143]

Dachie, Dachie, they announced the Nintendo Switch and possibly Mario Kart 9-a, shin-a, climb-a:D

[@Tugglemeifyo]

dine-a on some wine-a

[@rhyssmells1]

People were like Meh when it wasn't revealed and when it was called the NX and now when it's called Switch everyone hype AF.

[@taj2001]

Lory is not fine-a

[@itsjustmorgana334]

Well, Nintendo NX was the code name for it until they figured out a name for it Rhys.

[@rhyssmells1]

Sophisticated Banana Oh yeah. Codename NX.

[@GracieMW]

I lost it when Dashie said Laquitu hitting the tires is too graphic 😂😂

[@Zybax1]

2:26 THAT FACE IS PRICELESS!! HAHAHA

[@dperry_319]

This guy is so loud and annoying..... I love it...

[@VigorousVirgo]

Danny Perry I’m the hundredth like on this comment

[@rositaramirez8837]

@@VigorousVirgo I'm number 102😂

[@johncena5834]

Pause on that title Dashie!!! You probably can't breathe cuz you choking on that diughhh!

[@lostboynotfound]

Maybe he made a move on link pretty ass.

[@Figginss]

Dave Man lol I was gonna say this. Nice job 👌😂

[@zizoegy8460]

Dave man, YOU REALLY GONNA DO ME LIKE THAT DAVEMAN? 😂 *Baraka voice*

[@personafan4877]

Dave Man 😂😂😂

[@johncena5834]

HitlersWaffles yep lol

[@di-lungjr8764]

dashie aint notice donkey was in 11th place at the end

[@TuretiAmarne]

DK was in 12th lol

[@miguelorengojr.3654]

Riq Latch he also didn't notice that it was actually a three way tie for 1st place

[@opensand8228]

but he was first on the leaderboard so i r8 8/8

[@CRAZYIDI0T]

1:11 you said "look look..." then Yoshi looks...he is disappointed by that tie

[@micahing2460]

14:37 DdddDdddDAPDAP! This is why we love you Dashie!

[@wolfie8227]

I just came back for the 9:38 because i find it so funny and its even more funnier when you keep repeating it LOL

[@gus-qk3lj]

0:25 dashie centering his chakra for a jutsu

[@danem2215]

*drives into fire* "Right into the mixtape."

[@13thmons64]

"And he took my final TRALOLO TRALOLO!" lmfao!!

[@Siqht1]

13:48 THAT REACTION THO!! LMAO

[@someperson4865]

0:50 1:16 1:24 1:45 2:19 3:51 4:02 4:20 6:23 6:57 7:19 7:43 8:22 8:57 9:26 9:37 9:55 10:22 10:32 10:54 11:14 11:39 12:34 13:43 13:58 14:35

[@unicyr5404]

8:35 IM DYING HAHAHAHA

[@ihynessaa]

boyfriend dumped me, I just have to say thank you so so much dashie. my day has been absolute shit, your gameplays always make me feel better no matter the situation, i was just upset a couple hours ago now I got the biggest smile on my face thanks to you, i love you dash. 💖

[@youngblood4166]

Father Ness DAMN BABY GURL LET ME GET THAT PUH!

[@loonytoongt1245]

Hope you feel better 🙂 Stay strong 💪

[@ihynessaa]

+Darth Micro thank you, im trying my hardest. 💖

[@loonytoongt1245]

+Father Ness Well hope it all works out 💗

[@ihynessaa]

+Darth Micro thanks 💕

[@MsBroadway209]

Dashie's song breaks kill me every time 😂😂

[@jamesslepak3308]

Taylor G 7:44-7:54-The Best Song-Break Dashie has done in his Mario Kart 8 videos

[@OMGItsB3LL4]

1:32 HAD ME DYINGGGGGGG IM IN TEARS

[@mra4060]

8:35 - 8:42 I was dying omfg and I fuckin played that shit like 7 times lol

[@monkeydee]

Comparing this dashie to 2020 dashie is like a whole new person

[@BoomBang101]

Fr

[@benarinofazlic9841]

Dachie,Dachie one day u will get that peach puh

[@SamFroki]

So Dashie wearing a DK tie causes him to tie for first and DK to tie for last. Lol

[@Rellemann23]

Dashie, just wanna drop by to say that I'm sick and currently living abroad, and your videos are keepin' me hustlin'. Just wanted to say thanks mah boy.

[@devin52601]

13:56 Dashies sudden reaction is always funny XD

[@BuckMastersGaming]

Damn..........3 way tie??? 48 each? That's new.

[@levingatchalian]

XD 5:34 Turn on subtitles It says: Fuck it up [Applause]

[@raylewis60]

3:41 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wingnight2612]

13:56 his reaction is priceless. My god..I cried.

[@firecraft1zt414]

2:20 SONG:"Wonder If I can hit get from behind tho'" Shell:*hits her from behind*

[@jadenredd]

The after-race songs always kill me XD

[@TangerineSquid]

Literally SANS

[@chewyy3121]

13:56 that reaction tho 😂😂

[@wait4jesus17]

Am i the only one who wants to see the homie baraka do a gameplay

[@aychex3]

Dashie thank you so much for making videos. Coming home after working and going to school all day with all the stress, just watching one of your videos making everything better.

[@JoseChavez-ct1db]

I get it now. I understand why Dashie is so fun to watch. It's because he plays games with the intensity and volume that everyone wishes they could play. He's able to play at his most free.

[@josesoto-pj7xt]

This title aged well

[@Kiiiell]

😳

[@pppoopoo708]

👀

[@fletchermcavan5636]

😬

[@NovaSniper12]

Dashie choking on donkeys tie???!!!??? hold up holdup, PAUSE ma boi

[@MonsterLombard]

WEAR THE DONKEY KONG SUIT AS A HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! That would be hilarious.

[@dracibatic2433]

I will always love dashies kart combo... i mained a variation of it with the landship and button wheels Also lakitu was about to clear those tires with his super mushrooms (10:30) Also at the end, it was a 3-way tie for 3 gold trophies.

[@dominiqueblanks9417]

12:47 Dashie: Right into the fucking mixtape. XD

[@InsideDisneyOfficial]

Dashie had to upload when my phone is at 1% of battery

[@shaodwragon31]

Who else loves it when Dashie starts singing after a race? 😂

[@shaodwragon31]

I fucking lose it when he runs out of breath, but still continues to sing. 😂

[@themightytammos]

Ace Silver Haha same. Honestly that's me everytime I talk xD

[@keontaaaa]

@@shaodwragon31 I'm in here laughing my ass off those my fav parts of this series and donkey ofc 🤣

[@MzJayBay1]

ooooooh snap, what else is thick Dash? 😍😍

[@esth6tic832]

MzJayBay can i get ur snapschat thooo

[@lordpendleton1998]

Jheeze!

[@esth6tic832]

ovo kain lol

[@esth6tic832]

bsandersen20 mabye

[@TuretiAmarne]

Wooaaah! Fangirl moments, am I right?!😂😂😂

[@raynemorningstar440]

13:57 Dashie got so shocked XD

[@PuffWrldWide]

13:58 when the jump scare leaves you silent.

[@jaxontop2291]

That title is relevant till today 🤣🤣🤣

[@Theeinsom]

Why

[@BoomBang101]

That title didn't age

[@luismiter4520]

My favorite circuit of Mario Kart 8, it's the Sunshine Airport.

[@OGBLACK]

Yo man, im Active duty in the military and let me tell you, your videos are funny asf, im guilty for watching literally all your videos and not really liking all, usually its because i binge watch your videos and forget to drop a like, but i've been trying to remember to show love.. Keep doing what you doing dashie, your come back from a deployment to hella videos is like heaven man💯

[@kevq.2687]

This is one of - if not THE - FUNNIEST Mario Kart gameplays I've seen.

[@MsFunflame]

I low-key think he secretly wanted to wear something donkey related..😂

[@Brandon-fp1rg]

DACHIE! DACHIE! WILL YOU GET THE NINTENDO SWITCH?

[@ashhketchumm]

obviously

[@fakegoth3113]

PKStar578 he already has it

[@fakegoth3113]

DownBisBestB he uploaded a video on it

[@Rizorx8]

who is ready for the unboxing vid?

[@Safa-vy8xy]

drift on they ass, let go on they ass, swerve on they ass, pause on they ass 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dajah12341]

when youre busy and don't get to watch dashie all week....then you have more dashie to watch on the weekend😭😭😭😭👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍😄😄

[@iamjavery]

6:13 As soon as Dashie tried to use the item🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@smario98]

You should do a 32 race grand prix marathon :)

[@ilovely4942]

Ivan Collazo and live stream it

[@brionnasoulieau2963]

DASHIE YOU CAN SIIING 😂😂😂😝😝😝🎶🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵

[@brionnasoulieau2963]

NOOO! NOT BABY DAISY! SHE SOO CUTE BRUH!

[@fcr7479]

Well this title aged well

[@giritinaourlordandsavior8107]

Thanks dachi its my birthday and your videos make me laugh everyday so thankyou😂

[@michaelkline1056]

I haven't watched Dashie for months and I forgot how damn funny this dude is... I couldn't stop laughing the whole video. 😂😂😂

[@weirdlykrispy3038]

OMG when I saw the title....

[@Chocolatelavagirl]

The intro gets me everytime 😂😂😂😂💀

[@stormlegend302]

Dashie why don't you play with Link pretty ass anymore?

[@Danothemano]

No love for Link :(

[@remington2884]

PAUSE THOUGH!

[@daynecho]

+Dankus Memus =__________________=

[@raqueljames7095]

We should really be giving Dashie more likes, he deserves them.

[@nigeltrotter1855]

5:04-The Georgiadome. 5:32-I am proud of you.

[@MKRemixes]

DASHIE BEATZ HERE

[@RealToyStoi]

you know y he is called DRY bowser Because he never get any PUH

[@Goathurd]

If you don't go a whole gameplay without cussin then wear the suit

[@TheAdamSmasherMultiverse]

I live for these Mario Kart gameplays

[@TubezThe1]

He got 2nd in every race, but ends up with first place. That's how good dashie is

[@LadySweettart]

Dashie please play online again. All your gameplays are hilarious but I find your online races especially hilarious with how you taunt and make fun of the other players!

[@linkprettyass1282]

Nintendo Switch just got revealed everyone! Soon you'll be able to look at my pretty ass on the GO!!!

[@andrik23ac]

When I saw the title I was like damn dashie wtf why would you title it that, but then I saw this was uploaded 3 years ago😅

[@asivus]

yeah

[@dsciple]

the part where they cut the shit before lakitu got fucked up had me in tears bruh.

[@solaris3580]

" sunshine UAOH UAOH " Is that the new Mario Kart 8 course?