This Sinister Profile Lured a Commenter Into a Deadly Trap

[@TheTekkitRealm]

Sleep tight. Don't let the comments bite

[@Huskyboy-ye6yb]

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[@ZimVerse]

Sleep Well Dalas! Don't Die From The Ghosts You Spawned in your house! :D

[@dogatemyhomework3987]

goodnight

[@ZimVerse]

@@Fqded Idk honestly

[@Jellylamps]

The subject of this episode really sounds like an attempt at human trafficking, scary stuff Speaking of scary please be careful not to make yourself the subject of an episode of this series

[@aadarshroy3216]

honestly if that was the case he really should have called Canadian police to that metal barn

[@paranoiarpincess]

I love your username haha.

[@TankEngine75]

@@paranoiarpincess Same

[@joemama-yf7gn]

this man needs some new vids and ideas got to help him with that

[@Ivan_-dm5eq]

Um... One week ago 2 diffrent acc send me response to my comments on some videos, that two diffrent acc had realy simmilar profile pitcures... Idk what to do now... And that was on 2 diffrent videos...

[@reduxdev]

Dallas almost died for this series, the only purpose being our entertainment

[@kd4n347]

Not saying this is a bad thing, but money too

[@PumPk3n]

@@kd4n347 well it's his job duh

[@Ariel1039]

Just talks about some stuff, Almost Died, Not Clickbait, Police Came, Caught on camera.

[@spectre3805]

What video did he almost die in?

[@themilz3649]

@@spectre3805 he literally said it in this video

[@PenguinVideoStore]

Oh, I live in the Saskatchewan area! You're correct, too; there's a whole lot of nothing aside from the urban areas. That mini-golf park is NOT a place you want to be after dark, since it's many kilometres from any sort of emergency services, and surrounded by nothing but trees, fields, and a seasonal strawberry farm. I can't believe this kid would bike out there AND stay after dark.

[@jonahj3091]

Bro I’m from Canada I’ve drivin through Saskatchewan it’s the most boaring drive I’ve ever been on it’s all plains

[@silvermoonplayz6493]

I also live in Saskatchewan. Yes it's mostly flat but there's beautiful forest like waskasu wich is prince Albert Nation Park I love it there and if you know we're to go you can find lake forest hill and I think mountains.

[@whats_tungsten9178]

Going there after dark seems like a death sentence

[@alejandratorreta]

I'm from Toronto Canada

[@bruh3425]

All for some coo

[@declanhugors]

You can tell by his voice as he tells his story that he's not joking around. His voice is slightly cracking up and talking at a faster pace than he usually does.

[@DoiInthanon1897]

I could tell he wasn’t joking either.

[@drexl5208]

facts sounds like he's gonna cry

[@mo2cubing]

I think he's kind of vacillating between the two extremes of being extremely creepy and almost joking about it with the "Don't pee your pants"-type joking. The overall voiceover and echo effects are very immersive to say the least.

[@InvasionAnimation]

If you ever feel like you need to take a break from this series we get it. Feel free if you need to. If you do take a break from it, and still feel like making videos you should make some youtube glitch videos.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Usernoobmaster]

Yeah i would take a break as well if i do scary shit like that

[@consumethecheese6161]

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[@3nd04]

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[@clipstooblivion7720]

Blue Echo E

[@xaviercrow102]

"God almost kicked me from the server" I fucking lost it. Never steal a cults grimoire dude lmao

[@jacobramirez4894]

Would be the devil tho

[@tysondavis9822]

does anybody know about the items?

[@tysondavis9822]

what is the book grimoire about we need some experts on this topic, stat

[@dean2801]

@@tysondavis9822 Grimoire is basicly just the medieval term for a book that collects spells or rituals. The book that he found in the forest had "Book of Shadows" written on it - that doesn't make any sense. BoS is a term used in Wicca, but this cult is obviously not wiccan. So either this cult is very stupid and doesn't come up with some own ideas, or the book has nothing to do with this cult. The cover page and the color of the book also looked very similar to the BoS from the series "Charmed". (Sorry for my bad English, I only had it for a couple of years in school.)

[@shoopidyboop9697]

@@dean2801 your english is amazing ✨

[@mello9586]

This series has so much potential for a smooth NordVpn sponsorship transition lol

[@mello9586]

@@melloo777 but I like this name I don't wanna change it :(

[@mello9586]

@@melloo777 what did you do I would like to know :0

[@DuskPShermanWallaby123]

@@melloo777 what did you do?

[@ec2552]

@@DuskPShermanWallaby123 probably abused mod

[@DuskPShermanWallaby123]

@@ec2552 What do you mean probably?

[@Aymarichan]

It’s exciting when you go to the locations and all, but it’s even more exciting to see new episodes. Don’t put yourself in danger for the series… We don’t ask that of you 🥺

[@blessyou9821]

Iook

[@SlebanDogux]

@@blessyou9821 I looked :(

[@tysondavis9822]

@@SlebanDogux what is it 0_0

[@SundayMourningLove]

@@tysondavis9822 just look!

[@SundayMourningLove]

@CSA Damn it CSA, are you even looking???! Use your eyes, man!! 👁️ 👁️

[@CometWasHere]

As a Canadian, I can confirm that the “It’s dark after 5:30” is true from September to about April. After that it’s usually bright out nearly all night. And I’m in Alberta (right next to Saskatchewan) so I can say this story most likely takes place in autumn or early spring

[@whats_tungsten9178]

Yeah same it sucks to wake up at late and then a couple hours after it's just night

[@nuclearclown5374]

Even in New England it’s still gets dark around 430-530 in winter

[@ht8038]

@@whats_tungsten9178 lmao here it gets dark at like 3 pm in the winter. (And the sun rises at 9 am)

[@Subiwu]

Not surprised. Here in Norcal winters, the sun would usually set just before 4:30 pm and it would be dark at around 5-5:30. The more north you go, the less daylight during the winter.

[@bluethecapitalistcolour2953]

Remember telling my dad "Please stop emberrasing me Im not stupid" when he warned me about internet. Its only thanks to him I was able to avoid several catfishing attempts and possible suicide games like blue whale. Thanks dad, for saving my life several times.

[@SwitchMaster-fb5mw]

What type of catfish? I'm kinda curious

[@bluethecapitalistcolour2953]

@@SwitchMaster-fb5mw my comment apperaently got deleted for having the word for plus eighteen videos of people giving pleasure to each other in it or smth like that :/ basically people with fresh new accounts posting images they found on google and claiming they are the people on the photoes, having a weird amount of associations with gambling and (insert the word that got my comment deleted, it starts with p and ends with orn clarify) sites. And some people on chat servers sending "online letters" or "epic crackrd games" which are obvious viruses/trojans. Had a great amount of them in a USB driver and called them "my online/cyber pets/slaves" I hope this made sense, it is 5am where i currently am and my english tends to be quite broken while i am sleepy

[@UltraZombie]

Wuts blue whale please elaborate

[@devilwarrior4342]

@@UltraZombie a game where you have to do some dumb challenges with the last challenge to carve a whale into your arm. It’s more of a self harm game

[@atriyakoller136]

@@devilwarrior4342 oh, interesting, in my country the last challenge was actually committing s****de, self-harm was like a stage earlier. But it really was more of an urban legend, although there must have been more to it.

[@Luvtrunks]

His sus detector sadly didn’t go off.

[@salvatore2119]

Luckily there was no sus and amogus in the good old days

[@AsimovXV]

Thats some short name

[@spectre3805]

I am also just some guy trying to be everywhere on KZbin

[@SHINR__]

You're trying to impersonate "just some guy without a moustache" aren't you?

[@Luvtrunks]

@@SHINR__ lmao Yeah kinda

[@Dormant6996]

Some random events: "Happening one after another" Dallas' superstitious mode: Real shit?

[@matijaderetic3565]

I am an atheist and a skeptic, but I'd be freaking out too if I were him. Not sure if I'd ditch the book.

[@lynxrbeam8732]

@@matijaderetic3565 same and same.

[@rollingwebs5224]

Ohh hell no, no no no no no!!!!

[@thecat293]

Oh maybe, maybe, untill you get a bad luck streak, and almost lost your life. Oh its just some random event, nothing more, yep absolutely nothing more

[@neko7787]

Hard to believe tho... 😂🤣 When i searched hell's gate came across one more strange cult called Heaven's Gate. Seems like they were famous a bit... 🤔

[@InfernoLmaoo]

Damn, Dallas's experience actually sent chills down my spine, Holy...

[@abandonedaccount7244]

:)

[@abandonedaccount7244]

Wanna be my next target?

[@tander101]

@@abandonedaccount7244 Okay, what the fuck? Yo bro, I'm not joking, I replied to your comment, sarcastically saying "yeah," and continuing on about a sarcastic joke about the US shop called Target, and I'm not even joking, the exact nano second that I hit the send button on my phone, this weirdly low boom sound happened right outside my window. Can you teach me how you did that? I'm genuinely curious.

[@tander101]

@@abandonedaccount7244 No cap, I just wanna know if you can actually do that shit or not, because like, I'm agnostic, and if you literally show me some kinda magic shit like that, I don't know, I might have to believe. But like, don't hex me or something, G, I just wanna like witness some magic without being apart of it

[@tander101]

Well, I'm royally sketched out. Anybody wanna join in on this? Because, like, I'm sketched.

[@spectre3805]

"each response was way to fast to be normal" Everyone: *RAPIDLY TEXTS THEIR CRUSH*

[@bombastic3818]

I'm starting to think that the only reason Tekkit doesn't have a descent amount of subscribers is because KZbin doesn't sujest his videos because now there conspiracy videos and rickrolls (which is good it's the only reason I watch his videos ) because not many people watch conspiracy videos on KZbin because there the one's that are most likely to get age restricted or demonitiesd.

[@Maudelin]

is 1.3 million not decent lmao?

[@NotVerified]

Yea

[@NotVerified]

@@Maudelin tbh no because youtubers like beluga get alot of views with less effort dalas puts alot of effort in his video but still has so less subs Whereas beluga has 4 or 5 mil subs in few months

[@dinkarfowkar999]

True I love Infurness

[@dinkarfowkar999]

@Trakaplex true

[@glyph7308]

One day KZbin Unsolved will be on KZbin Originals.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@psyched3lictoad240]

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[@alanmiraanime]

That would be great

[@MrEdioss]

Is it a honor?

[@creep732]

@Non't E

[@Deadhead-kq4hr]

Stalker trying to catfish as young teen girl to kidnap for human trafficking

[@Middanoob]

as someone who lives in Canada, I can admit that winter here is the opposite of hell, not heaven just, really cold

[@soni-eg9rn]

@@aussiewithinternet9872 sadly

[@swagmessiah37]

Yeah, you’re right, as a fellow Canadian I agree

[@EJM14]

Yes

[@pikachu_is_cute1]

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[@locomotivetrainstation6053]

@@aussiewithinternet9872 yes

[@door-chan]

Me throughout the video: "He had to make it out of there to be able to tell the story... right?"

[@aleekscribblerofdeydras9036]

Same ☠️

[@shanetoltzman3562]

Joe mama lol

[@ceiliannbaldwin5592]

plot twist: he's a ghost!

[@Navir9]

@@shanetoltzman3562 ratio

[@SmartAlek]

This looks way higher budget. Glad to see another KZbin Unsolved

[@disobediencedisobedience1086]

Its real though

[@joda3711]

Love your Monke picture wif da baguette.

[@mello9586]

@@WovenAlloy wow

[@HTJFilms]

High budget?😂

[@orphic2155]

I love the KZbin unsolved series. It's so interesting. Keep the good work up!

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@bigbrazy2727]

What anime is your profile pic

[@soni-eg9rn]

@@bigbrazy2727 it's solo levelling not anime

[@bigbrazy2727]

@@soni-eg9rn thanks

[@c0smic.dw3ller]

imagine if "princess" called while he was hiding in the bushes and his phone rang, creepy

[@salemthesomali3421]

Holy shit, he wouldn't be alive

[@CatchTheMarmosets]

have heard a horror story about this, forgot if it was real or not but i have vague memories of something like this

[@yorkleroy5605]

@@CatchTheMarmosets me too.

[@cifge_404]

I had a bad feeling the moment you said you were going to try to find where the cult met. Please don't ever do that again, Dallas. That's way too big a risk.

[@roselynnsaloj3048]

Coming back from the stalker video and realizing that leg in the car crash photo could have been his stalker

[@skeletonkid173]

Spoiler: The deadly trap was "Spell ICUP"

[@gaiaisinthemoon]

I c u p

[@eIhuracan]

Ö

[@freakyfrotter]

“Spell I See You Pee”

[@JemtJem]

\_(ö)_/

[@InsertFunnyThingHere]

I c u p **vine boom sound effect**

[@Polister]

You sent Chills Down my Spine with that last like 7m of the video, i can't even make a judgement that it's a coincidence yet can't believe anything superstitious, well thanks for risking your safety to provide fun content for us!

[@samuraijack3187]

You..you know it isn't real right

[@muunii6801]

@@samuraijack3187 How do you know????????????????

[@Polister]

@@samuraijack3187 Tbh, even if it's not real, it's still entertaining for me

[@ceiliannbaldwin5592]

"Thanks for risking your safety to provide fun content for us" lol

[@Rayan-West]

Off-topic, but you seem to like Genshin Impact, seeing your pfp (I don't mean anything bad by it).

[@MiDaY_i]

so happy you didnt get physically harmed bro....that was nuts!!!

[@SlebanDogux]

Dude, you need to be more careful with this series, for real, BE CAREFUL. We don't want something happening to you, you're the only dude who covers KZbin's dark stories, and we love you. Please take care, and take a rest from this series if you need to.

[@FieldsOfConfusion]

hes not the only one at all lol

[@Unnamed922]

he's not the only one at all lol

[@SlebanDogux]

yeah but he's the best

[@tysondavis9822]

@@SlebanDogux true he even truly investigates with his heart on the line lol

[@MetalFan10101]

He is not the only one....

[@arttukettunen5757]

The only weird thing I could explain from Dallas's way back home would be that the crash might have moved the camera in a way that it pressed the recording button. A bit like how my alarm clock reset itself after falling over, it can happen. I don't wanna believe that magic exists, but these things happening sound improbable at the very least

[@qwispyluncheon885]

There are some very dark forces in this world. Magic exists, but not like fireballs and stuff. There are demons, there is a Satan. Magic is controlling these demons through a covenant you make with them. Thankfully, Jesus Christ can protect you from all forces that these demons can impose on you. We just need to accept Him as Lord and savior. Trust me, these people wouldn't be sacrificing animals for no reason. Why they choose that path, idk. Stay protected out here.

[@mitvishwakarma]

The way you set the environment for the video. Man you are fire.

[@nightyysleeps]

start of the video and already im intrigued!

[@मालिक-य2य]

Yes such a amazing video

[@connor981]

That wasn’t God trying to kick you from life, that was probably the devil himself

[@gamersgod5566]

The man himself

[@jacobramirez4894]

It was

[@jacobramirez4894]

Don’t blame God when he isnt to blame. If you want God to protect you, you have to ask him

[@nonstick_vic]

I wouldnt be surprised. Dallas has to be really careful when making this series...

[@atheismispeace7149]

Neither god or the devil exist. Stop believing in fairy tales and grow up.

[@elytra_gg]

This guy should recieve way more views than this, such a great guy. Keep up the content man, and also remember if you wanna take some time off the series it's okay, we understand.

[@iselfdestrukt7338]

You a real one 4 saving my life every time in my 1000 day old Minecraft survival world❤❤❤

[@kristafarr1043]

This reminds me of when I got hit by a car, I was left in a wheelchair, and I was rolling down a street, there where tons of businesses around, and a big black suv pulls up and barely rolls down the passenger window, and a girl's voice calls out "mam, do you need a ride?" The moment I heard this I turned around and rolled straight to the closest parking lot. Because parking lots have cameras.

[@kristafarr1043]

That's kind of the short version of the story, anyway the reason I got freaked out was because there where tons of abductions in the area.

[@rollingwebs5224]

Emoticons can sometimes be creepy with a right sentence

[@DChatc]

Have they ever worried that a rapist would try to answer their messages? What if the guy answering the profile would be a serial killer prepared for the girl, and was armed well enough to take out anybody he saw there?

[@DChatc]

Or one better: Another robber answers the messages with the intent of robbing the hypothetical girl themselves, and finds this place and tries to rob them? Would they have a gun battle or something?

[@tankman1214]

@@DChatc the guy would be fucking livid and run

[@CherryBlossom-yn7oq]

Yeah, maybe not? Lol One would guess people who know how to trick others would spot the red flags immediately (since they literally do it themselves). Would like to see how what you proposed turns out tho.

[@DargonDerg]

Oh god, Saskatoon is my hometown 0_0 In a way I'm not surprised this happened, creepy shit happens all the time there...

[@nickyblue4866]

Like what kinda creepy stuff?

[@yorkleroy5605]

You've got attentive ears awaiting!

[@Roebloz]

Would be interesting to check if the building is still there, and if there is anything special there.

[@yorkleroy5605]

@@Roebloz kinda random, but when I was ten I went on a trip with my parents, we were driving on a two lane windy road for a long time and I had to pee really badly, they stopped at the next pull off which happened to have a property that came up to right by the road, as was evidenced by a fence, well, I hopped that fence because I didn't know it meant property line, than went twenty feet or so for some privacy, daddy tried to tell me something but I couldn't hear him as he was in the car, when I got back to the car and got in he said I was gonna get shot in the butt with buckshot if I kept hopping fences and peeing on other people's property lol! He was joking, but for a couple years my backside would start to tingle if I wasn't sure that I wasn't on private property!

[@Lumpology]

ikr saame I almost spewed when I heard what city it was.

[@ryanwells5348]

Woah, 3 electrical problems, and you lost your car? That's some freaky stuff, we're glad you're alright. F to the poor car

[@beaniefamily]

F

[@J.Durco_23]

The mustang doesn't look that bad. (From the photo.) If there isn't any internal damage it should be easy to repair.

[@ryanwells5348]

@@J.Durco_23 hopefully she can still be saved

[@nobody.6126]

@@ryanwells5348 did you just give a car she/her prounouns? using prounouns on cars is super strange to me lol

[@ryanwells5348]

@@nobody.6126 yeah, it's kind of like an unwritten rule that all vehicles including cars, ships, trains, planes, etc. are called she/her. Some people give their vehicles male pronouns, but it's usually female.

[@silvermoonplayz6493]

Oh my goodness I live in Saskatchewan and I'm only two hours away from Saskatoon and um impressed that you pronounced Saskatchewan pretty well I never knew this happend.

[@bleeblyboop9900]

I'm so relieved that you both are alright. That's really scary stuff.

[@blessyou9821]

Iook

[@Jenali1978]

Holy crap! Glad you are alive, dude. That book and the other thing you took appeared to be basic components of a protection or blessing type spell for the area they intended for (where they were). Apparently taking items from that ground will stir up whatever deity/forces/spirits they called to take out the one who desecrated their grounds. So, like I said I'm really glad you got home safe and whatever attacked you didn't stick to you.

[@stoplight2554]

looking at it when it appears in the hells gate video, it seems to have a burn mark in its center, like someone tried to destroy it in the past but failed i wonder if it was there to stop whatever the cult was doing, and then when tekkit took it, it started emitting whatever 'energy' it had absorbed back out, causing power outages, and eventually making the car go haywire. the electrical interference it seemed to cause is likely also why the power came back on.

[@ilighz1635]

E (CHAIN)

[@Jenali1978]

@@ilighz1635 E

[@jmanuelll]

E

[@alfiejonesenthusiast]

@@jmanuelll E

[@sunberryflower]

The aftermath of the hellsgate investigation gave me chills. Definitely never going to mess around a cult meeting place.

[@blessyou9821]

Iook

[@prada4bratz]

Lol

[@pessie83]

TheTekkitRealm, do you have fixed days for each topic, such as in this case the item 'KZbin UNsolved' on Wednesday?

[@supersonic5024]

No, dont , just dont .

[@supersonic5024]

Hh lol

[@ilighz1635]

E (CHAIN)

[@Grefuzzle]

@@ilighz1635 e

[@weffel]

@@ilighz1635 nope fuck yo chain

[@iammoosehead2985]

I got to say this series should be on Netflix, I always see people saying “you should make a Netflix series” or “You deserve a show” but this is actually a good series that make sense. You go into immense detail and I could actually see myself watching this on Netflix, great work man!

[@Matthew-tn5zq]

I jumped when he said "nothing" LMAOOO

[@NickyADuck]

It was so loud which made it scary

[@yorkleroy5605]

@@NickyADuck and sudden, it got me too!

[@Franko247-]

If it’s red, make it gray. Me: puts on high contrast mode 😈

[@mrmaniac4943]

You seem cool , wanna hang out?

[@Chaos0932]

After hearing about your story looks like you need 10 years of good luck lol

[@TheFlamingGamerYT]

Yay, another KZbin unsolved! And of course, the video has to be about people falling for suspicious users. For me, I always keep my guard up

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@jujhar.]

Yess

[@TheFlamingGamerYT]

@@jujhar. Ello Jujhar, hopefully your day is going well. I know that I say this sometimes to some people that reply to me, but I just always like to wish people a good day and that stuff, so yeah

[@foursc1]

Yo everyone

[@TheFlamingGamerYT]

@@foursc1 Yo 4sci, wassup. Also, cool discord profile picture. Did you make it, or did you just randomly find the picture?

[@SuperJman1111]

That guy is lucky to still be alive! Also I wouldn’t just burn that book or carry a cross around with that thing! I don’t even believe in curses but I seriously believe that book is unholy and cursed.

[@orion4622]

Bad omen.

[@jacobramirez4894]

@@orion4622 it is

[@tysondavis9822]

i wish he kept it or at least thrown it somewhere safe where he could get it for a later time to know about it

[@madeline-faye]

I like the “I’m a pizza deliverer for dominos” with the extremely ominous music

[@Electrix4510]

Thank you for making these videos this is my favorite series

[@Isac_C7]

Holy Cow that intro was amazing so much effort for such a short moment

[@AstroTom]

Hey Dallas! I don't believe in supernatural things, like magic but I definitely, with my religious background, believe in the possibility of possession. Good job on getting rid of that junk. We don't wanna see you get hurt bro, stay safe! EDIT: I'm not comfortable with the conversation going on in my replies. Please know that I don't believe in magic or anything involving ghosts etc. But I have a religious belief and it does prove that these things can be caused by something. However I won't give that something the pleasure of a description, and we don't want to turn the attention them.

[@jacobramirez4894]

Magic exists but there is no “good” magic

[@adamus1342]

@@jacobramirez4894 Exactly. Magic comes from Satan.

[@tysondavis9822]

@@adamus1342 nahh magic is a worldlike material sometimes need a evil or neutral god to gain the chance to use it but also have blood talent or knowledge how to use the power without gods help

[@tysondavis9822]

and to comment about this my facts could be true but also isn't, it is just based on current facts in the past and current time that magic is a crazy power to use, sometimes you could gain the power to use it by bloodline or gods it doesn't matter if it exist or not the mystery is never over until its proven :D

[@bullymaguire2236]

The amount of Holy water i would pour on those items can't be explained.

[@yomi8716]

yesss another episode is out, love this series sm update: fr that was some actual dedication, stay safe mate

[@Borkcshnofv5830]

I would say Mr Ballen certified level of story telling

[@mrs.elizabethdarcyladyofpe1288]

You’d be wrong, but I still love Dallas. 😍

[@crazyb00s18]

This series is so interesting I’m actually really enjoying it man keep it up!

[@blessyou9821]

Iook

[@yorusaka3554]

Yay new episode!! Keep up the great work this series is amazing!!! Also, pls dont take more "crime" scene objects, id aprecciate that you keep living

[@gasper1325]

Lmao appreciate it 💀💀

[@yorusaka3554]

@@gasper1325 lol

[@gasper1325]

@@aussiewithinternet9872 ya sadly in new update

[@gasper1325]

@@yorusaka3554 lmao

[@Mooncubus]

I'm just glad you made it out alive. Having been in a couple car crashes myself I know exactly the feeling I could hear in your voice at that moment. Stay safe dude

[@moonshorses]

the creepy thing is, i’ve had several people reply to me asking to meet up when it had nothing to do with the original comment. sheesh.

[@PKSunrise]

i've only recently found this channel, but i've been watching a ton of the KZbin Unsolved series to get into the Halloween spirit! keep up the good work! :)

[@TIGOfficialYT]

This entire situation is freaky in reality, but I'd love to watch it as some kinda horror mini-film

[@CactusBurger]

When it's like midnight the best part of watching these videos is getting to the parts without creepy music so you can stop looking behind yourself for a second.

[@rubythesheep2]

Glad you didn't take those items home with you and glad you are okay. Keep up the good work at your own pace. Love these videos!

[@m1k4n57]

Dude WTF, your experience left me with no words...

[@tessiepinkman]

You need a break, I see it in your eyes that what happend with the Hells Gate cult-shit did something to you, stressed you out. If you don't take it easy, and keep putting yourself in possibly dangerous positions, you may very well walk away with PTSD or reeeaaal hardcore anxiety. So please, Dallas, take it easy. You are one of *very few* KZbinr's I respect, I'd hate for you to suffer just because of the hunt for content. Anything you do is golden, it doesn't have to freak both you and us waaaaay the fuck out. Just... Take it easy, and listen to your psyche. And if you feel a decline in your mental health, or an increase in stress, just take a step back and *take your feelings seriously.* *Well, what I'm trying to say is;* Please just take care of yourself. We are alot of people who don't want to see your mental health, or your general health, decline. You are such a lovable person. Take *real and honest* care of yourself. Well, gonna stop nagging now! *Sending as much love and strength I possibly can from me in Norway to you.*

[@IanHollis]

God wasn't trying to kick you from the server, son, he prevented you from being kicked. Speaking of cursed items, a friend of mine was once asked to look after a tribal Afican mask while its owner was away on holiday. At one point the mask lept off the wall it was kept on and landed at my friends feet, a few other freaky incidents later my friend had had enough, took it downstairs and threw it in the trash. Much to his dismay, when he returned to his room said mask was again hanging on the wall.

[@amandapanda5087]

I love this series so much! Dallas always does an amazing job making these episodes.

[@colleenbedford69]

Wtf Dallas seeing you pick up that book gave me chills running down my back I have experienced having a presence in my place after my neighbor died and new people moved into the place and performed a smudge to remove the spirit and it moved into my place I lived in a duplex at the time with my ex-husband and two young daughters who will say the same thing and have a picture of it to prove that of my ex-husband and something above his head we know that is our friends spriit. Omg I live in Alberta Canada and I have driven through the place where Ben was to meet so called Princess Churchill in Saskatchewan definitely some royally f...Ed up people in that province and human trafficking up here has been really bad for many years and is getting worse. I have no problem if they changed the laws up here to allow us the right to bare arms and to reinstate capital punishment. Way to many people getting away with horrific things and we can't defend ourselves or fight back. Thankgod he was able to get back safely after that nightmare

[@Griwtt]

i love how the intro is all creepy and suspenseful and then Dallas pops up with an unintimidating appearance and unintimidating voice

[@prophecyempresslerena358]

To be honest, when I heard you were going to that exact location in your last video on Hells Gate, I thought that was a terrible idea, but I know a lot of KZbinrs that do things at their own expense, so when the video ended, I thought all was well. Apparently, that was not the case. When I watch the videos you create about unsolved mysteries, I get the gist you mostly go over things that are exclusively explainable with normal, standard logic even if we'll never know the full story. I'm not quite sure what to make of your experiences at the end of this video. I could go the skeptic route and say it was all just a coincidence, but it's one hell of a coincidence for it to all stop after getting rid of that stuff. I'm not going with the skeptic route. You were affected by this to such a degree, I'm starting to question if curses actually exist. The implications of this are terrifying. Edit: Please be careful while you're making these videos. A lot of people enjoy your content, but no one wants you getting hurt in the process of making it.

[@MrLukeMedia]

As strange as it all is, I still am skeptical and can't bring myself to believe in magic or things like that. Sounds like what he went through was pretty terrifying tho, and I'm glad he's alright.

[@paraa_.ezotic]

Uploads one video* everyone:SPEED

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@paraa_.ezotic]

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[@paraa_.ezotic]

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[@internalbg1218]

@@paraa_.ezotic he's a bot

[@paraa_.ezotic]

@@internalbg1218 oh

[@ScrawnyScrub11]

I can’t express how happy I get when he realeses a new KZbin Unsolved. Bet please go at your own pace man! Keep safe we love you!

[@blessyou9821]

Iook

[@krystalh3566]

The "whole lot of NOTHING" at 12:03 was a jump scare thank you

[@kyleighdehart3502]

I like watching these but I get paranoid lmaooo

[@vslpuffin2344]

Oh my god, you should hire some security my guy.

[@SuperJman1111]

lol the Siri thing at the beginning is so relatable.

[@arxtsss]

When he said “And there was a whole lot of… Nothing” it made me flitch lol.

[@BuzzBuzzVr130]

As soon as I heard “Your cool, wanna hang out” I remembered Jack

[@Iceglorp]

That must’ve been really scary infurness I’m glad you’re ok now

[@philipplayz9743]

Guys is it just me? or There are youtube bots rn with inappropriate names replying on your unpopular comments

[@shestoosilly]

Nah it happens all the time

[@icgmommy87]

Damn if only god gave em early access to the sus detector

[@qsano]

How has Dallas not been captured by the illuminate yet

[@Lee-hp1wg]

Glad you’re okay Dallas! Makes me a little afraid to even watch the video you were talking about at the end 😳

[@dinkarfowkar999]

I just love Dallas aka Infurness. He never fails to impress me with his content Never Gonna Give You Up :) XD

[@deadgamer7354]

F**k Never gonna give u up too XD

[@dinkarfowkar999]

@Trakaplex hehe

[@dinkarfowkar999]

@@deadgamer7354 sus haha Never Gonna Let You Down

[@supersonic5024]

I ,just,why must you hurt me this way

[@proh4718]

i knew it fk

[@TimingSmile]

2 things 1: holy crap that intro is sick 2: they better make this a youtube orignals

[@gang456]

He's like: "Help, Whats Happening!?" Him: "Y O U T U B E U N S O L V E D"

[@aimerboy69]

Dawg ...change ya dp

[@ARIXEL_]

the fact that an Incognito is commenting on videos is very spooky.

[@LunacyFringe187]

I just found this channel last night and it's awesome. I love this type of content, it's very binge worthy.

[@Max-256]

Personally, if I was in a similar situation to that kid who got cat fished, I'd be less scared of death and more scared about how likely they are gonna do something that won't just instantly and painlessly kill me and instead do something that will be excruciatingly long and painful

[@paranoiarpincess]

First half of the video: Ive never wanted to change my username more than today. That said, I've been paranoiaprincess for over 20 years so no. Stupid Princesschurchill for ruining princess for us all! Second half of the video: The book of shadows is legit a movie prop replica. Now it's possible a cult member could get one and make it their own, but I can't imagine a scary cult to have something like a Charmed notebook as their BOS with a serious intent. I feel like the whole thing was staged. I'm not saying it was staged by you Dallas, in fact I am nearly sure that is not the case. I do believe that someone staged it either because they knew you were coming, or because they wanted to freak people out. I also believe what happened was all coincidence but I do get why you would want to be cautious and it honestly never hurts to do so. There are a lot of messed up people out there and if someone is going to go that far to scare people, who knows what else they may do. So yeah, staying away from potentially dangerous situations is always best. But if you do want to hear something to make you feel better, those were all very likely coincidences. I hope things continue to go better for you going forward and I am truly sorry about your car. As someone who dated someone who lost their "baby" to an accident, I know how upsetting it can be. They got three cars since the one that was dammaged (they were t-bonned) and it wasn't until they finally bit the bullet and bought their dream car that they were finally happy with their car situation again.

[@brendantilling3487]

Well it says u joined yt 11 years ago Soo explain plz ain't tynanhate

[@sibling8596]

@@brendantilling3487 they might have had different accounts on different websites with the same username

[@paranoiarpincess]

@@sibling8596 you're absolutely right and thanks for having my back :)

[@sibling8596]

@@paranoiarpincess no problem mate :)

[@blessyou9821]

Iook

[@SAJOMENEZ]

some person tryed to get my number SO GLAD I DID NOT DO THAT

[@evadowney6967]

So Glad you made it back🙏

[@andya6618]

lmao i'm out here shitting my pants while i listen to you really fucking glad my curtains are down

[@darthgamer2014]

When it comes the supernatural, I've learned that best thing to do is leave it be. *If you don't understand it, don't touch it* kinda thing.

[@WTC_OfficalYT]

KZbin UNSOLVED) Who are these people who write rubbish and a link

[@rpe]

legends say that ben waits to this day for his girlfriend...

[@LeeB1RD]

I've been binging these and now can't get out of my bed, thanks!

[@inmysights1]

Ok so I usually don’t comment on these videos but the scariest thing just happened on my phone just as you were saying about the cult, a alarm just went off with the sonar thing in my phone that I NEVER set up, then a minute later when the video ended a louder sound went off. I don’t know what audio it was but it was like a high pitch sound of the original alarm mixed with the sonar, scary shit I deleted the random times and found another one for 3:00 AM and I don’t know if I set these but I never put it to go off now. Enough KZbin for today

[@prakhar1088]

Tekkit if you are reading this i am your biggest fan and i wanted to say something to you i can't say coz i am shy i just wanted to say that Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you

[@internal7464]

Never gonna give up Never gonna let u down Never gonna run around and desert you

[@octaviosilva390]

You little-

[@blipvfx]

Ya got me ):

[@Reinhardt7853]

Now listen here you little

[@imaginechi7677]

I also wrote a completely different troll once 3 weeks ago :)