This Snake Messed with the Wrong Turtle

[@purvianandpara4685]

Snake : goes inside Turtle : *farts* Snake : Ight imma head out

[@benl2359]

Love the Eagle. He's like "Bro wtf!"

[@cherryrose5514]

N he moved away while eyeing the turtle warily🤣😂

[@daron6616]

Remarkable patience by the eagle. I woulda picked it up,flew really high then dropped it on a 🪨 lol

[@angelicvibes5138]

😂😂

[@Dearest_Kenyetta]

🤣🤣🤣 My thoughts exactly

[@dashonwright4755]

Lmao 🤣🤣

[@trafalgarlaw6570]

3:25 Turtle: "King of the jungle my ass!!" Lion: "Will you f*ck off!"

[@Eleora1997Msia]

1:35 Turtle: let's see what's for lunch today ?, Aha !, Eagle drumstick...

[@bunkerputt]

I saw a turtle once. 4 of them. They came out of the sewers like ninjas. Our foot soldier street gang had never seen anything like them. Master Shredder sent us down to the sewer to find them, but all we found was an old TV and a bunch of empty pizza boxes.

[@a.sumner936]

My friend April knows those guys. She says that they claim a talking rat taught them how to fight. Weird.

[@haveaniceday1692]

🤣🤣

[@PatinaEdochie]

@@a.sumner936 🤦🏽‍♀️y’all a messs 🤣😭

[@animelover-wu8hq]

😂😂😂😂😅

[@podthetrue]

Yea man, my buddy KC told me that he fought along side some big turtles, but I thought that he was kidding until I come across this... now I'm like wow he wasn't just pulling my leg

[@CrimsonDeathBed]

I've owned turtle all my life and I'm 41, they will not back down and I've had turtles that did not hesitate to take my finger along with the food they were given. Fortunately, I still have all my fingers. But I had a sweet turtle that came by name and knew when it was feeding time by the words I used. Do not underestimate them.

[@majinpacks]

Love my turtle

[@punithbehera6775]

Lcovemy toties

[@ozzymazz3986]

Owned?

[@catharsis222]

OK Boomer

[@janayshelton3782]

I agree turtles are very smart

[@withataman01]

I don’t need a dog to guard my house … I need a turtle.

[@theresalacause8493]

😂

[@AprilG]

🤣

[@anthonydesroches8897]

Accually a guys has one. Look up snapping turtle thinks it is a dog. This guy pets it and gives it hugs. It's an alligator snapper

[@ricsonballan8637]

Turtle give the sweetest kiss to lizard😂😂😂 The lizard cant forget his first kiss😂😂😂😂

[@Sean-tm2eu]

Turtle: “You picked the wrong turtle fool!!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@dazediss6629]

Kind of impressive that the person made a video this long and detailed but still doesn’t know that a turtle and a tortoise are two different animals.

[@hattedmoron555]

Tortoises are a type of turtle.

[@StressHaze]

@@hattedmoron555 this is like saying Chicken is a type of duck

[@nusratzahan6397]

@@StressHaze No. This is like saying chicken is a type of bird.

[@nusratzahan6397]

All tortoises are turtles but all turtles are not tortoises

[@hattedmoron555]

@@StressHaze wdym? Chickens and ducks are entirely different, while all tortoises are turtles.

[@mromneyobama]

Turtle: "Today is a Gift that's why we call it Present."

[@gregorymoore2877]

Also Turtle: "Imagine me and you. I do. I think about you day and night. It's only right to think about the girl you love hold her tight. So happy together."

[@briengakaplan-b1550]

A turtle may not win the race - but he can destroy your world if you mess with it lol.

[@rotex]

My Sulcata tortoise grew to be over 150 lbs and would dig tunnels over 40 feet long. The tunnels were big enough that you could crawl all the way into them. My grandkids could ride him. He was very friendly and always wanted to be around you or the other animals. He would keep my lawn mowed.

[@dhannubalu3198]

m9mk

[@dhannubalu3198]

m9mko

[@pureemptiness9520]

That's awesome I've been wanting a tortoise 🐢 myself getting a staffie dog 🐕 next week though instead hoping she like my cat 🐈

[@6starrg420]

Really whoa

[@thecuteization]

What happened to him

[@millernine_]

School: Turtles are very slow Turtle: Catches bird with the speed of light😂

[@joydy5981]

turtles is the best

[@xstorm_8_shadowx]

No doubt I didn’t know they could strike like that.

[@hazeldiez7778]

Fun fact: tortois are actually so fast that they apear slow

[@TheDeepThinker-sq3iy]

And THAT'S why they're called mutant ninja turtles. . . . ....right? I got this shit right off of animal planet ya know... or.. I think I did. . .

[@Reality_TV]

I did not know turtles were so gangster! LMAO! Wow! They aren't playing around!

[@Hi-fo5tm]

😂😂😂

[@eastsidegamer99]

They definitely go hard but let they asses come across a straw!

[@kinglil546]

@@eastsidegamer99 lmao

[@StarChild2000]

🥷 🐢

[@incognitatrue3552]

I didn't know turtles could be carnivores, and I sure didn't picture them hunting and capturing something as big as a fish or duck

[@PokedexMMO]

Even butterflies will drink blood

[@mason2866]

Fact

[@Vikingr_]

Bro turtles are also cannibals, I have seen a video of a hunter who was looking for a turtle to catch and cook, he skinned it and sorted it, he left the shell and the carcass waste in his back garden, his motion sensor picked something up he went out to his garden and saw a turtle eating the remains of the the other turtle.

[@ecnation3038]

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[@timsievers2067]

Turtles/tortoises are omnivores. You're usually encouraged to supplement their diet with fish or catfood if you have them as pets.

[@maryroller4417]

I'll never look at turtles the same way again.

[@LoveMusicVideoArt]

Literally never the same again

[@granand]

Not for nothing outlived dinasaurs

[@lucamayer657]

Awww, how’re you?

[@thenoobgamer3025]

LOL

[@thomasmooreng5916]

I never new turtles are carnivorous..

[@Rich-tv9jq]

I had no idea a turtle had this kind of capability. I guess we learn something new everyday. Great video!!

[@Mookaron]

Exactly

[@Craigs_Veritas_Bullet1n]

It's a tortoise (tortiss)...

[@piedramultiaristas8573]

Ninja turtle is true

[@piedramultiaristas8573]

Ni u know they are omnivores

[@richardsmith5477]

I had a turtle that was handed down like an Heirloom. She was my grandparents before I was born, she liked all the dogs and people. But she had a major attitude with the pig! RIP Pokey

[@SkrawnCPT]

That would be a tortoise...🤦🏻‍♂️

[@gooshnpupp]

Hungry turtle: "What's for lunch?" Lion:"🙄"

[@exerpachuau5486]

Turtle: Amma bite your legs off Eagle: Why you bullyin me?

[@imtilosangimsong8799]

🤣🤣

[@RR-kb9uz]

You sound bahamian lol

[@otanguma]

That should be an Ozzy video lol

[@masterzombie161]

The Lion wasn’t scared he was showing respect.

[@jaye8708]

Turtle: I'm the new king of the jungle. Lion: runs from mad turtle.

[@nuclearpotato251]

Why the f didn’t the camera man help the baby bird escape the turtle

[@ramitb6270]

@@nuclearpotato251 Maybe he might have thought they're just playing 🤔

[@diggidy5367]

@@nuclearpotato251as Samuel L Jackson might say: DARWINISM m*****f'er, DARWINISM m****f'er!!!

[@miavika1074]

@@nuclearpotato251 pretty sure the mom would’ve attacked him if he tried to touch her baby without permission and the duckling would’ve gotten eaten anyway

[@terryolay4613]

What's more painful than a "turtle's bite" is not knowing the difference between a tortoise and a turtle.

[@phillipsanchez4192]

Brilliant!

[@irenegarcia9063]

Wow wow wow Lol

[@bertplank8011]

Quite correct....ANOTHER MORONIC VIDEO CLIP OUT OF DUMBED DOWN AMERICA....

[@trippasnippa5961]

@@bertplank8011 exactly, and the script is hard to listen to. I’m noping outta here

[@kentuckywindage6765]

A thought it was a turtle with nunchucks

[@rblibit]

I have learned SO MUCH about turtles this past year, and almost all of my new knowledge about them is nothing short of AMAZING!! They are smarter, more deadly, FASTER, and more cunning than I would ever have suspected in the past. My new found knowledge has given me a HUGE measure of RESPECT for all Turtles in the future! The main thing I learned is, DO NOT PISS OFF THAT Turtle next to you because he or she is most likely "ONE BAD MUTHA" and will hurt you if he or she feels the need to!

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

Tbh you can get away with angering most turtles, few have the strength to seriously injure a human but alligator snapping turtles are one of the few and you can easily lose a finger to the small ones and the big ones can take a whole hand The one with the bait in its mouth was a alligator snapper

[@moirakizito4828]

Same

[@rblibit]

@@zyanidwarfare5634 - Yes, snapping turtles are the ones I try to avoid. My brother almost lost his index finger to one. He had to have 10 stitches to keep it together.

[@islandgirl6344]

Too bad what you probably learned from this video is that the term turtle and tortoise were interchangable. They are not. A turtle is NOT a tortoise. A tortoise is NOT a turtle.

[@oll9693]

I think Warren Buffett is 🐢 of Wall Street

[@haddingtoniangcp2464]

Never knew turtles were that vicious!

[@vanishff2091]

Me too

[@usriyeni2022]

I thought they only eat vegetables😳😳

[@thecollectorcorner1519]

Ahahaha bro they love pigeon meat

[@usriyeni2022]

@@thecollectorcorner1519 me too , I love to eat pigeon meat . 🤤 no fat

[@dr.detroit1514]

Other than the usual pet Painted Turtles, I had three other experiences as a kid. One was some kind of land Turtle that was run over by a car. I taped it's shell back together, and let it go. Another was a Snapping Turtle caught one day on a fishing line. We took it home to play with it and observe it, but after watching it snap tree sticks like nothing, determined it to be too dangerous, and took it back to it's pond. Another was a large Painted Turtle found by a river. Meanest Turtle I ever saw, would hiss and attack constantly, returned it back to it's river.

[@Craigs_Veritas_Bullet1n]

It's a tortoise (tortiss) DOCTOR!

[@user-gj4ub1gc3o]

@@Craigs_Veritas_Bullet1n ok

[@timhiggins6212]

Might have been nice with oyster sauce.

[@NGHBABY]

The lion letting the turtle bite it and then "run off" is THE MOST I'm not a dad yet but will be moment I have ever seen.

[@oldmaninavan3592]

“Have you ever played with a turtle before? How was it?” WTF? LOL

[@FullmoonPhantom-dn2sr]

2:38 I’d argue that’s still a win. He survived another day and had the snake bolting away. That’s a win for a turtle 🐢. The point isn’t always to kill, but to survive. The turtle protected itself.

[@mustafabangash4701]

I love you

[@JW...-oj5iw]

Hey Brainiac. The tortoise grabbed the snake, not the other way around. Tortoise probably decided that the snake's gyrating was too much to deal with, or the snake might have been lucky enough to wrench itself free when the tortoise tried to get a better bite.

[@sarwatarannya8786]

@@JW...-oj5iw the snake was trying to constrict the turtle and wasn't careful so the turtle got access to its head

[@JW...-oj5iw]

@@sarwatarannya8786 ... Yeah, sure. Go ahead and believe that.

[@NannupTiger]

JW - exactly! a snake generally won't 'attack' something it has no chance of eating..

[@terryezekiel-okoh1003]

Thanks for the videos, I had always thought turtles are slow, timid and harmless.,but i have learnt a new thing today. God who created all the living creatures ought to be praised and worshipped.

[@RI.........]

Amen. Praises be to God 🙏

[@outdoorsman7324]

City folk.😝

[@after5hock273]

Majority of these are not turtles. There’s a difference between a tortoise and a turtle. Narrator needs to do some research

[@DifferentFan0]

All praises to the most high god

[@NDCrew-pe3yf]

I had a red ear slider for 4 years allll through high school. He was so shy and small at first and wouldn’t even eat his pellets in front of me . That turned into a giant who would bite the heads off of feeder fish. He also escaped from the tank one day with the lid on and everything but hid in my closet under a pile of cloths. I miss and loved that turtle !

[@Soap-c2v]

What happened to the turtle

[@hademo8737]

Now it fights, eats pizza and hangs out with rats in sewers

[@SheraXGD]

@@Soap-c2v he was sell

[@nubjohngaming4156]

@@SheraXGD same

[@sirociper]

*eared

[@chansachipampata5942]

Turtle is sometimes used to refer to the order of reptiles Testudines as a whole, sometimes to individual families that make up the order, and is sometimes limited to aquatic species only. Tortoise is used to refer to any non-swimming species of Testudines. Terrapin is used to describe any species of small, aquatic, hard-shelled turtles.

[@gekolizzard]

Narrator doesn’t know the difference between a turtle and a tortoise.

[@after5hock273]

Came here to say the same

[@whocares3591]

Who cares

[@hollygolightly649]

@@whocares3591 We do. He should do his research.

[@whocares3591]

@@hollygolightly649 who cares

[@Reason1717]

Russell Der geko Wright, I thought that throughout the whole video. Tortoises (for the most part 95%) are veggie eaters and harmless.

[@donewastingtime7939]

"King of the jungle" never fails in not making me laugh when it is said about lions.

[@classical715]

Tigers are the tru king

[@amateur-madman3047]

@@classical715 Facts. Lions get killed by more than a few animals on the savannah, not even in the jungle lol. They get thrashed by crocs, jumped by Hyenas, kicked in the face by giraffes, stepped on by elephants etc.

[@DrRiq]

they don't even live in the jungle

[@korosensei996]

Literally live in the savannah, not a damn jungle

[@jairocasillas6891]

@@classical715 io

[@moneyprinciple]

Never mess with someone who wears his house like clothes, doesn't need a mortgage or permits, and who is clearly not interested in rat races.

[@isna2435]

Man this comment do be underrated

[@mammamoo3045]

They don’t give a fuck man!!

[@mariacfranca5420]

KKKKK Humm pra isso ela é ligeira eu em 👀👀 Sorriso MT 🇧🇷

[@arjumandvillagelife]

❤❤❤k

[@deedee2455]

This 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wiseland5052]

1:00 Pigeon: Ahh yes, what a nice day at the beach- Turtle: *Chomp* *Fast running*

[@Bearb3r]

Snake John: Ayo look at this turtle. I think he's asleep Other snake: Prank him john John: *AYO AYO WAIT WAIII-*

[@cherihill2003]

I had a desert tortoise when I was a kid. I found it, and I guess it was somebody's pet because it was pretty tame and didn't hide in it's shell around people. It never tried to bite me either.

[@Ignorance-is-a-tool]

I will never mess with a Snapping Turtle.

[@TheMrDarius]

Lmfao imma have to agree with this. I won’t even own one as a pet. I’ve got a yellow belly and two red eared sliders that’s as far as it goes with turtles and even then I’m still careful because they bite too

[@sharondavis6674]

Me either! Some of them are massive.

[@Ignorance-is-a-tool]

@@lucky7even622 200!! What monsters live by you? Those aren't snappers they must be young-juvenile Galapagos.

[@ayorocka1950]

We used to catch them, chop their heads off, deshell it and eat it. Delicious 🤤

[@floridacracker_]

@@ayorocka1950 you ain't kidding.. Very good to eat.

[@namtrng8479]

The eagle and the lion sure know how to keep their pride of a king and do not accept such a hilarious challenge.

[@factory1220]

Snake: no legs,no house Snale: no legs, house Turtule: legs, house

[@Krixpp1]

Snale? Turtule?

[@hello-uy8xn]

Snail*

[@hello-uy8xn]

Turtle*

[@asdf7290]

We had box turtles when I was growing up. On summer nights we would sit out on the screened in porch and roll grapes for the turtles to chase and eat. When there were no more grapes, we had to be careful because the nice rounded tip of your toe looked like another grape! No one and no turtle got hurt.

[@Ritukoraty]

Wow! Verified youtuber with 8 subscribers!!

[@rodolfotsang4327]

@@Ritukoraty so?

[@tanjirokamado3934]

@@Ritukoraty How's that possible?

[@georgehunter8996]

Hi, how are you doing today?

[@lucamayer657]

Hello 👋

[@thebuckfan1441]

No idea turtles were carnivores. Also, didn’t know turtles were ruthless like that. Turtles are Gs out here.

[@XDPRO12]

They are omnivores they eat both vegetables/fruit and yes meat

[@turtlesterrylilbruin8620]

Yup, they tend to get bulkier and slower as they get older so they usually eat more vegetarian when they're older but they aren't picky lol

[@richardsmith5477]

Snapping turtles just doing what they need to eat. If you think that’s ruthless you should try to mess with one of my dogs when it’s eating.

[@k_tess]

Search "Alligator Snapping Turtle". Turtles aren't always at the bottom of the food chain.

[@hoodfella4u]

I was about to type this same thing. Alligators (check) Lions (check), all i need is to see one get on a Great White and Orca heads, they will hit OG Triple OG status.

[@Rama-Rama74]

Good compilation, with not the usual nauseating BGM you see in most such videos👍

[@MrSoccerball100]

"Gangster's Paradise" would have been a better music selection. And turtles can live well past 100 years old. The tortoise Alagba live to 344 years old. And before you smarty pants say tortoises and turtles aren't the same. All tortoises are in fact turtles-that is, they belong to the order Testudines or Chelonia, reptiles having bodies encased in a bony shell-but not all turtles are tortoises. One big difference is tortoises are exclusively land creatures

[@gnosis8142]

I love Turtles!

[@katiemireles3070]

how would anyone know if a tortoise lives to be 344 years old? lol you don't actually believe that?

[@Aaronreacher]

@@katiemireles3070 You can estimate the age.

[@MrSoccerball100]

@@gnosis8142 Me Too! They are one of my favorite, if not favorite, animals

[@MrSoccerball100]

@@katiemireles3070 I believe everything I read on the internet. EVERYTHING.

[@H8er-Maker]

Imagine dying in slow motion being eaten by a turtle.

[@bigtaco4362]

Thats why i have Pythonophobia 😂

[@generaftery9351]

I will now. Thanks. 😑

[@uriel-phoenixafabighajr5553]

Indeed, the snake messed with the wrong turtle! #GodblessNigeria

[@after5hock273]

That’s a tortoise

[@xoxokitty08]

Turtles are the definition of "small but feisty." I cannot.

[@ladbol521]

Turtles are are aquatic. This clip shows some of their terrestrial cousins...tortoises . Tortoises' feet are thick and cylindrical. Turtles have legs in shape of flippers, an adaptation fir swimming

[@TheJesusAlejandra]

A good way to know is also to check how the turtle walks. If it lifts its shell and walks on its toes, it may be a tortoise. If the turtle hardly gets off the ground and moves in a dragging motion, it may be a turtle.

[@TheJesusAlejandra]

Most Tortoises have dome shaped shells, and aquatic turtles have smooth, sleek flat shells.

[@Irish4u2nv]

You may want to Google your information before just telling others they are wrong because Terrapins, Tortoises, and Turtles are all basically Turtles acclimated to where there are. Tortoises on land and Terrapins in freshwater are basically just different subspecies of Turtles, not counting the fourth kind which is the saltwater or sea Turtle!

[@ladbol521]

@@Irish4u2nv Thanks. I was referring to the linguistic parlance, not the phylogenetic or classification

[@MrBryant240sx]

Not quite true. The American Box turtle with five claws (land turtle) is not a tortoise. It is more closely related to pond turtles in the family Emydidae.

[@BLANK-zn4ck]

The lion🦁 was not scared, he just couldn't care less about wasting his time on a little turtle 🐢

[@turtlesterrylilbruin8620]

Lion is like "bro can I just get so mf water" turtle: nope! Nope nope!

[@miavika1074]

@@turtlesterrylilbruin8620 turtle was squaring up against him like “what are you gonna do about it?! Huh?! Eat me? Coward!”

[@djifagagnon]

Lion is also afraid of turtle despite his sise😃😃

[@bintangdilangit3348]

"This is another Adorable interaction between dog and turtle", that traumatic experience for the dog is an adorable interaction hem hem okay

[@AFCDakota]

Agree - should put a nail gun to the pets owner’s nose, pull the trigger and put it on KZbin !

[@Imthesaviour]

2:46 Lizard never returned back till date😂

[@T69Jimbo]

This guy doesn’t know the difference between a Turtle and a Tortoise

[@ratulroy458]

Even i dont know

[@Jan-jc4rx]

Remember that girl who threw a tortoise into the water thinking she was saving it?

[@rossbrumby1957]

@@ratulroy458 a tortoise lives on land and has proper "land feet" are very slow. The one chasing the baby bird over a log was one, and some at the end.

[@annecrofts1407]

@@ratulroy458 Water: Turtles, Land: Tortoises!

[@TheTechnoLoverX1]

All tortoises are turtles, but all turtles aren't tortoises.

[@Solarlube]

We helped a turtle back into the water, it chose the wrong spot as the sand banks were about twenty feet high with no entry points. This was on Fraser Island Australia not far from Sandy Cape and my friend coped a wallop on the ankle for his trouble. There were Dingo's hanging around that is why we tried to help her.

[@rblibit]

Very nice of you to help the turtle! Dingos will eat ANYTHING they can rip some flesh from. A pack of them can be nasty to deal with, even for humans in some cases.

[@smashbrosguyt915]

The turtle attacking the alligator is actually an “alligator snapping turtle” so that explains it more. Edit: a lot of these are either alligator or common snappers or tortoises.

[@MrTangent]

And it’s not a turtle attacking an alligator. You can clearly see it bite at the leaf or piece of bread. The alligator just got spooked that something touched its tail.

[@azagorod8479]

Snake: attempts to attack Turtle:"You picked the wrong house fool!"

[@hakeemed]

Just a correction if I may, the land ones are called tortoise(s) and only the ones that live in water are called turtle(s). Great clip, btw 👍🏼 Thank you for sharing it.

[@vernonbear]

Yeah, nah. All tortoises are turtles, turtle is the term that covers the whole family of land and water based reptiles that have shells.. A tortoise is type of land based turtle so all tortoises are turtles but not all land based turtles are tortoises as there are some land based turtles. It’s not as simple one type in the water and one type on dry land, there are differences regarding herbivore / carnivore and shapes of shell and feet / flippers. If you call a reptile with a shell a turtle you are right, whatever type of turtle it is.

[@zerox_diamond]

@@vernonbear No they are completely diffrent a turtle can be a tortise but a tortise cannot be a turtle.

[@alangeorgebarstow]

@@zerox_diamond The sensible point being made by Wassnotwas is that Americans routinely call all land-based tortoises "turtles", when that word is best left to the water-dwelling reptiles.

[@faultline3936]

I think turtles are what their species are called.

[@Hamhockss]

Like the classification of monkey vs ape but i just call the big monkey a gorilla.

[@adrianzea3735]

2:50 Actually not. Those are Mata Mata turtles, a unique species characterized by not having sharp jaws to kill their preys. In exchange, they suck their food (usually small fishes and invertebrates) alive, eating them whole. They can't bite but they use that impressive vacuum force to scare any possible threat. Despite all of this, they are just an always-smiling harmless ones.

[@arctic3827]

Now I wanna own one

[@karlgodfreed]

A turtle is faster then fish somtimes?

[@adrianzea3735]

@@karlgodfreed yep, always actually. You should watch a Mata Mata eating video

[@laurenmellen654]

The turtle that tried to "eat" the lizard was a matamata. They don't have the bite force to harm anything too large to fit in their mouths. It's more likely it was trying to scare the lizard away. They rely on the suction created when they open their mouths to catch their prey -- usually small fish -- which they swallow whole.

[@jtavares9929]

Ppl l

[@natashabarrett8502]

Ml, c ml

[@professor7289]

Are you filipino

[@jimm3093]

@Manu Oviedo matamata means "kill kill", said twice to make you understand just what the turtle do

[@bvoz.7778]

Lmao

[@w2385-i2s]

Turtle is slow. But after 100 year, the Turtle passed the rabbit's skeleton and won the race.

[@kristinwright6632]

I was terrified of the snapping turtles that were about a foot in diameter with a clear intention of snapping any body parts off you they could get to. That was back on the Gasconade River in Missouri when I was a kid. I have never considered turtles pacifists.

[@TheGooberOfGoobs]

When you live in a place where everything is either hyper aggressive and venomous violence will always be your first and only option.

[@uio890138]

@@TheGooberOfGoobs Turtles can be diplomatic, look at Joe Biden.

[@alienclay2]

@@uio890138 or even better, Mitch McConnell.

[@r.d.sandman6474]

Karen, you shouldn’t worry-their eyes are weak but they pick up the the vibrations, scent change & the water current-by the time you get there they are long gone or way back in their den. Humans are too big & it’s like they know they don’t stand a chance,

[@kosalbai]

@@alienclay2 yup. Turtle mitch

[@keeboroberts6113]

I think we just figured out how the turtle won the race against the rabbit, lmao.

[@TheMrDarius]

He ate the bastard when he was napping lol

[@keeboroberts6113]

@@TheMrDarius 🤣🤣🤣

[@johnbarry1965]

The Turtle ate the hare's legs!!

[@okechukwuihejirika555]

When I was much younger my maternal grandmother bought a live tortoise .it was crawling all over our compound .one day I was playing with it.my finger entered its back the animal trapped my finger .it came with excruciating pains until it opened its cloaca again. Thank God I learnt my lesson and avoided its tail end.

[@dmedwards26]

😮.

[@mikedurhan9941]

That probably was a box turtle; they can close up, front and rear, because their bottom shell (plastron) is hinged where it joins the carapace. A tortoise cannot do that. I have had a box turtle trap my finger also. It hurt like heck.

[@petrv780]

2:44 Lizard: girl does something nice to me Turtle: me quick to assume Lizard: girl runs away

[@gamingwithxelkhalla4890]

I have had probably close to 30 turtles over the years. Some I left go, some got away, a few died and some I still have. The first one I ever had bit me on the upper lip, just below my nose. It was a box turtle and I was holding it like a burger and talking. It saw my lips moving and thought it was a worm. It held on just like in these clips and would not let go. When this happens, most box turtles will use it's front claws to help tear the worm or in this case my lip. So I had to hold on to it's legs and relax for about 30 seconds and when it let go to get a better grip, I pulled it away. My sister use to tease me it was my first kiss. lol. My daughter had a similar experience with a turtle as well. Not sure exactly how but she was holding a turtle and came in screaming and bleeding from under he tongue. I have no idea how the turtle bit her there and she never quite explained it.....

[@vickierichter7850]

I had desert tortoises in Las Vegas. They are a hoot and each has its own personality.

[@AndreaBocelli-t7x]

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[@lucamayer657]

That’s cool, how’re you, you got a nice pic on your picture ❣️

[@robertheinkel6225]

We had a retention pond at work, with turtles. Every year, the ducks hatch a brood of ducklings. The turtles eat one a day, until they are gone. Another water bird, keeps her chicks in the tall reeds, where the turtles can’t go.

[@kashfox1050]

Poor duck. Are their hatchlings meant to be food to turtles on your retention pond, or the turtles just ate them even if they musn't?

[@the_once-and-future_king.]

Maybe build a separate pond for the ducks?

[@pattrout3571]

My daughter who is now 40 had a 3 toed box turtle for many years as a child. Her name was Tulips and she was super smart and super sweet. She would stick her head out to one side for me to scratch her neck. She liked going for walks in the dining room and never made a mess. She loved watermelon and corn.

[@thetayz72]

🌷🐢❤

[@thescottgoldexperience2]

A funny story about my fear of turtles. It stems back to Kindergarten when a stupid teacher forced all of us kids to sit around in a circle and then released a big turtle in the middle. I told her I was scared but Instead of listening and respecting my fear she instead forced me to sit there. Of course the turtle came right over to me so I pushed it away. The turtle was fine but the teacher flipped out and started screaming at me that it's only a turtle and it wasn't going to hurt me. I told her I don't know that and neither do you. Now I see I was totally right to fear that thing with those jaws! She made us sit there with our legs open, that thing could have bit something it thought was a worm! I remember she called my mother and made her come in to talk about this. The teacher was ranting and raving but even as a kindergartener I said when somebody tells you they are scared of an animal you need to respect that and not force it on them. She was all stunned and pissed but couldn't argue. She got schooled by a kindergartener that day. You don't force an animal on somebody if they tell you no. That's how people and animals get hurt.

[@rbrothersrestoration3480]

Everyone clapped!

[@alexx.7972]

and then everyone clapped

[@333sh55]

I agree with him , she shouldn't force any student! If he said he's scared that's it!

[@bluedogsalvage5246]

What were you doing letting your worm watch the turtle?!

[@thescottgoldexperience2]

@@bluedogsalvage5246 He has a mind of his own. There’s no telling him anything. 😂

[@justagirlsd3000]

Omg! I never knew how carnivorous they are. Shocking to see them hunt.

[@LudiCrust.]

I grew up with 2 ponds in my yard in Indiana that had snapping turtles and those things can be mean. One got me once on my index finger and it hurt really REALLY bad and the nail has never been the same since.

[@Paul_Hanson]

The snapping turtle is the only turtle I'm familiar with whose bite could cause a human serious damage. The dinner plate sized Mississippi Mud turtles and Red Eared Sliders we have here in Minnesota can't hurt you. I sometimes allow one to bite one of my fingers. Then I lift up my hand and there is a turtle dangling from my finger, but it's easy to persuade him to let go with no harm to the turtle or my finger. Generally speaking these turtles are fairly laid back and may become almost friendly (tolerant may be a better word) once they figure out you are not going to harm them. Snapping turtles, on the other hand, have a very mean disposition as well as a powerful bite. I would never allow a snapping turtle to bite my finger, not even a small one. I have a game I like to play with the Mississippi Mud turtles and Red Eared Sliders. If I can coax one to stick his head out of his shell I press down gently on the top of his head or back of the neck. he will invariably respond by resisting the pressure from my finger and arching his neck as if he were trying to right himself after getting turned upside down. They seem to enjoy this game. I suspect that is a reflexive reaction common to all turtles because they all have to get themselves righted after getting turned over once in a while. I'd bet even snapping turtles would enjoy the game, but I don't want to find out how many fingers I'd have to lose before the snapper figured out it was only a game.

[@faultline3936]

Aren't those kind of turtles able to literally bit off your fingers? Lucky you kept your finger...

[@dougkerns4958]

@@Paul_Hanson a0

[@Debsterism]

We have two red eared sliders that are totally domesticated. They sleep in the bed with my daughter, and follow her around like puppies all over the house. They come when their name is called, and enjoy sitting on the couch watching Animal Planet for hours.

[@shawnkincheloesr5192]

I knew that snapping turtles were powerful, but I had no real clue that most turtles was just as vicious as the snapping turtles are 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@john-paulsilke893]

Relentless. Never release a pet Red Slider or any other turtle into the wild. A couple of Red Sliders, often given as gifts the size of a silver dollar grow very large and live for 60 or more years. They can wipe out the native population of a pond or even small lake especially if they can breed.

[@Irish4u2nv]

@@john-paulsilke893 ageed I had my grandfathers pond get taken over by turtles out of nowhere and had to clean them out because if you tried to fish they would literally swim to a bobber then dive to go after bait and thats how I did it and everyone I caught I used catfish skinners to cut that bottom jaw off so they would drown and couldn't eat! Sounds terrible, until you see something like I seen those turtles do to a very well stocked pond that ended up with basically two huge grass carp around 60-80lbs they couldn't eat my grandfather had in there to keep the slime and foliage manageable!

[@juegan]

some of those "turtles" are actually non water dwelling tortoises

[@katetoner3077]

yes, he treated it like they are interchangeable!

[@juicedbruce2081]

I heard turtles very much enjoy different sensations on the top of their shells. Like, if you lightly tap or scratch on their shell they feel and appreciate the calming vibration. Is this true?

[@anasshaaban2087]

I wouldn't say they "enjoy" it but yeah they have sensation of pressure.

[@vernonbear]

Yes. My partners tortoise loves having its shell brushed with a stiff paintbrush, it started with us brushing some mud off its shell after it had been on a mission around the garden, the response was different to anything else we’d seen, after that we started brushing it and if you held the brush it would walk under it. Now it’s got a brush screwed to a bit of wood so it can wander under it whenever it wants and we will occasionally sit and brush it. Not my first choice of pet by a long way but it seems like a happy little thing.

[@anasshaaban2087]

@@vernonbear yeah tortoises are cool lol

[@littlebull8881]

Next time I talk to one I will put a word in and try get the answer.

[@ChenabInfoMyDearest]

Snake : Am bouta end this mans whole career Turtle:*Uno reverse*

[@roxannebrunger9261]

It’s a shame that the creators of this video don’t seem to know the distinct difference between turtles and tortoises (both of which are shown, but tortoises incorrectly labeled as turtles)! 👎🏼

[@iamrocketray]

My thought exactly, I just wondered if its just the American way, and anything with a shell and 4 legs is automatically a turtle.

[@reeeyou]

When u left school to pursue a youtube career i guess

[@stellardesertdweller9384]

yes!

[@ephramg75]

Either that or nobody really gives a fuck.

[@arher9598]

maybe all tortoises are turtle, but not all turtles are tortoise

[@luyiahannonceoatvmultimedi7869]

Never knew a turtle is such an amazing criture

[@winjoe100]

When I was about 8 I caught a little turtle out in our ditch. I thought it was cute until it latched on to my finger and would not let go. After I finally got my bloody finger loose I had a new respect for turtles lol

[@chitownmytownofficialonean6067]

I know your pain they truly do hurt and I found out the hard way with a big bite to the arm because my friends cousin basically latched it onto my arm it's worse than people think.

[@anthonydesroches8897]

I heard stories back home people would go hogging at the river. They stick their hands in the wholes and come out with bloody stumps. I seen an alligator snapper the size of a Cadillac hood in my adopted dad's lake. That thing was mean I shoot it one winter with a .22 hallow point that dern thing lived. Then he was hung up in the summer from a tree for a week. Went to cut it down. It was still alive so we left him alone.

[@diegomedina9637]

Snake crawls into Turtle's ass. Turtle: Joke's on you, I'm into that shit.

[@DavidHC5273]

As pointed out by others, the video shows turtles, terrapins, and tortoises but the narrator refers to all of them as turtles. Other than that, it is an interesting video.

[@ArifAkhundzada]

All of the above are just one or another form of "tortoise" or "turtle". I suppose that the latter vernacular term satisfies descriptions at that level.

[@ferretweasel6895]

what would be an example of terrapin vs. turtle

[@heykinzu]

Their all turtles at the end of the day, who cares

[@ferretweasel6895]

@@heykinzu nah tortoises are dry, turtles are semi aquatic, but some turtles can be dry

[@ferretweasel6895]

@@heykinzu But no tortoises can be turtles

[@dicknixon2763]

I never knew turtles were carnivores but thought they were Herbie's.

[@slowpoke4557]

Aquatic turtles can be carnivores, herbivores, or omnivores. It depends on the species and age. That land turtle that got the baby bird surprised me!

[@largecoke4087]

Herbie the pervy

[@larissawarehime4702]

They are what’s called omnivores

[@nicolasgiordano666]

Larissa....exactly, thank you.

[@wiz1341]

Never been fishing before obviously..lol

[@garydurandt4260]

Note TURTLES are aquatic, TORTOISES live on land. There is a difference.

[@marcosavila1204]

People always think turtles and tortoises are the same thing

[@adewalejames2967]

Not making this simple distinction between tortoises and turtles in the commentary made the video a bit of a drab

[@MsPilgrim123]

Clearly whoever wrote the script did not know the difference between a turtle and a tortoise. And if you want to teach about these animals you should know the difference. There are several differences between them. As one person already pointed out turtles need water to live and tortoises live on dry land. Typically tortoises are less aggressive. Turtles are more predatory. Some of the turtles and this video where snapping turtles which can get to be huge and highly aggressive! I just wish the information had been better.

[@Irish4u2nv]

You may want to Google your information before just telling others they are wrong because Terrapins, Tortoises, and Turtles are all basically Turtles acclimated to where there are. Tortoises on land and Terrapins in freshwater are basically just different subspecies of Turtles, not counting the fourth kind which is the saltwater or sea Turtle!

[@mikedurhan9941]

And then there are Box Turtles, Wood Turtles and Blanding's Turtle............ mostly on land, sometimes not.

[@gailsfoodandstuff]

at 2:43 - it appears the turtle was “break dancing” after the snake spun him around. wow. lol

[@beardlessdragon]

3:32 If I could have just a fraction of the bravery and guts this turtle has

[@seansgaming9588]

I love how it makes turtles look like monsters but they really arent

[@alexeswright1668]

3:07 bruh that’s a tortoise. An herbivore. It just ate that bird. Sometimes you want chicken with your salad I guess...

[@xstorm_8_shadowx]

😂

[@TheMrDarius]

Can’t be mad at a turtle for wanting a chicken Caesar salad 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@Catjuggler]

I have a 4.5yr Russian/horsefield tortoise. Had her since only a couple of months old and she is the most gentle and friendliest thing. She comes when I call her or tap on wall. If she sees me, she'll come to me, at edge of enclosure and crawl up, so she's on her hind legs. It's her way of saying she wants to be picked up. She has never bitten me and i regularly hand feed her. I even put the tiniest little crumbs of food on tip of finger to test her. She'll very slowly go for it and get the food off with her tongue lol. I've taught her 2 tricks. I've semi toilet trained her, so she won't go in her enclosures, but on some tissues on floor and with certain food (brocoli) she goes crazy for it and I can even get her to give me her arm, before I give her a piece lol. They're amazing pets and so intelligent. I reckon they're smarter than some dogs. We have to be very careful on how to lay out her enclosures, because she moves things around and will use them to climb out. We got another tortoise, but got rid off her after a week. She was super violent. She was about 3yrs old and was raised on a tortoise farm and had little to no contact with humans and always always aggressive.

[@danielwilson8604]

I had a turtle. sadly, he passed away one day at a very young ten or so years old.... just suddenly stopped.. but he was a mighty little thing and a talented escape artist.

[@Ilovetaytawanvihokratana]

I hope he's happy out there watching you😄💗

[@Breakingfreefromthecross]

@@Ilovetaytawanvihokratana If the world could see through my eyes but for even 3 minutes, this would be my legacy. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eqOnZZulZreGf9U

[@ST0IC]

Seeing turtles this way is like the symbolic death of kindness in the world

[@janawagner1635]

Some of the species in the video are tortoises which mostly eat plants and are not known as dangerous killers :-) for instance the big black one with the tiny birdie. Quite sure it did not eat it. How do I know? I own two sulcata tortoises and 3 testudo hermanni.

[@bobbykibe8693]

Give me one.

[@Irish4u2nv]

Quite sure it did eat being that soft shelled turtles and loggerheads (alligator snapping turtles) are both omnivorous! Edit: I own many reptiles and have a degree in herpetology!

[@krimativity8526]

It did eat it. It was in the news last year. Scientists were shocked

[@laurenmellen654]

Herbivorous animals have been known supplement their diets with a bit of protein, and birds are often the source of the protein. Deer will raid bird nests they find within reach and eat any chicks or eggs they find and giraffes have been known to snatch flying birds out of the air. Tortoises are less herbivorous than them. Many -- including sulcatas -- do enjoy bugs. It's sad, but I'm not surprised that large tortoise ate that baby bird.

[@Irish4u2nv]

@@laurenmellen654 "OMNIVORES" is what we are speaking of not herbivores if it eats both as I originally stated.

[@riccccccardo]

And this is why I love the teenage mutant turtles.

[@enochabraham688]

Yea conceptually speaking, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would be wreaking havoc on their opponents lol

[@MrGrombie]

Technically, he said turtles for tortoises for a few of them. But most people couldn’t tell the difference anyways. Lol

[@rossbrumby1957]

When someone makes an intetesting video, it's nice to throw in some defining facts about major differences and naming. Cos that's interesting too.

[@MrGrombie]

@@rossbrumby1957 I would agree..... XD

[@akintundekolade4503]

. American English often uses "turtle" for tortoise, in British English the two terms are not interchangeable, and (for what it's worth) Indian English often uses tortoise as the generic term for both turtles and tortoises. So I guess we're all correct. 👍

[@logancampos2436]

Damn. Turtles are savages. 🎶Teenage mutant ninja turtles! Aahhh!🎶 🤣✌

[@arrynliu337]

In case y’all didn’t know, if you ever get clamped by a turtle or tortoise, try locating its ear holes on the sides of its head and pinch at them with your fingers with a bit of force. This can cause their jaws to loosen up and you’ll be able to get away. However, it would also be nice if you take extra care not to dislocate the turtle’s jaw in the process because it could be painful for them too. Whatever you do, don’t try shaking them off-they’ll bite harder and you’ll both get pretty hurt.

[@Scarlet_goose]

What about tapping there head

[@arrynliu337]

@@Scarlet_goose personally I believe pinching the ear holes is more effective because sometimes turtles tend to bite down so hard it’s impossible for them to relax their jaws without a bit of manual help otherwise

[@macemartinez3699]

I heard a lot ADVICE in not to have CONTACT with TURTLES for they carry TONS of INFECTIOUS BACTERIA

[@johnrouille8273]

When ever you handle or touch any animal or human for that matter you should wash your hands , turtles in a clean environment are no worse than other animals

[@Ihavedigbick420]

I have 2 baby turtles

[@rexroots]

You are totally right.....this turtle biologist told me that women are more susceptible

[@vic_a1819]

@@Ihavedigbick420 give me one..lol

[@saeemagd]

I've heard that with Komodo Dragon & Crocodile.

[@carebearann4613]

I had never thought of the turtle as a predator until watching this video...have to respect the little guy 🙏

[@prophet1782]

Check out out Snapping Turtle. It'll take your fingers.

[@snipessistersshorts4174]

Turtle: Not today Satan, I heard what you did to Eve Snake:✌

[@roselandebazelais8236]

I tought turtles only eat vegetables.Didn't know they eat meat.

[@hazeldiez7778]

Nah iv seen a dear eat a bird and i thought they only eat grass

[@johnbalogh9232]

You tought wrong LMAO.

[@laurenmellen654]

Most turtles eat meat. A lot of the animals shown were tortoises -- the turtle's land dwelling cousin -- which are largely herbivorous, but aren't opposed to a bit of extra protein if they get the oportunity. That being said, some of those tortoise bites looked more like self defense than an attempt at a meal.