This Speedrunner Broke the Game.

[@JustJoshtified]

Ludwig is the only guy i’ll see in a minion suit and just not ask any questions

[@maximusdalinger4173]

Lmao

[@casperh7493]

I read this comment just before the video started and thought wait a minion outfit what's going to happen in this video but then it started and I think I've seen his in my nightmares

[@dogpound9851]

My only question is who did he lose the bet to

[@christianleotaud1421]

And jerma maybe

[@ycfeed9245]

@@pokepines2516 what chat?

[@michaeldiaz7620]

After watching moistcritical try to attempt the elden ring zip speedrun last night for hours making barely any progress, it is definitely 100% skill nailing 13 frame perfect zips in under 7 minutes. Definitely not something anyone can do in just a single day of practicing.

[@Ray25689]

Exactly. Some ppl here say its no skill, that's complete bullshit lmao

[@jellumanna]

To an extent it is skill but it is also hardware locked

[@Ray25689]

@@jellumanna that's not contradictory

[@rygriff4688]

What's cringe is people calling this lame, like wtf do you want from an any% unrestricted speedrun, beat the game normally?

[@YourAverageReviews]

@@rygriff4688 it is kind of boring to watch something just fly across and skip everything, I'd be more impressed with a end warp than just zipping around

[@tactician2749]

Lud's the kind of guy to see minion suit and ask, "is anyone gonna wear that?" and not wait for an answer.

[@bfc9467]

One of the coolest things about set seed MC is probably the seed itself. Infinite seeds and people find ones they can exploit in just the right way to get sub 2 minutes, that's insane. The preparation is so cool, to find a seed not only with that portal glitch and a village spawn, but the correct recourses available to go super fast.

[@kieransmith6820]

I really want to see Lud play celeste. the movement is easy to learn, and I think he would have a lot of fun with it. Speedrunning it would be even better.

[@Kai-ez1gf]

Yeah dude that'd be fun as fuck. Plus it's similar in difficulty curve compared to jump king so it shouldn't be to hard for lud

[@PPo2]

@@Kai-ez1gf Similar difficulty curve as jump king? Well okay i havent beaten jumpking but if you just do the story in celeste the difficulty is extremely gradual imo. In jumpking you are instantly thrown into doing the same tech as advanced players, just failing miserably at it. Not saying that getting 100% in Celeste is easy I'm just saying the way the difficulty ramps is not even comparable. Sorry if I seemed annoyed or annoying, I agree that it would be amazing to see Ludwig play Celeste lol

[@someslothcheese]

@@PPo2 W, thanks for being kind with your explanation king

[@horsebox5138]

@@PPo2 facts

[@PickPig]

@@Kai-ez1gf lol idk about that if you fuck up once in jump king youre dead and lose so much time and all your dignity if you fuck up in celeste you lose maybe 5 seconds and a bit of dignity

[@tiddle51]

Distortion is insane man. Deserves every bit of recognition he gets. Man has been grinding hard asf and to get sub-7 minutes… Unbelievable.

[@brendanbernales7458]

I remember watching "Devs reacts to Speedruns" video and there was one level in the game where the Speedrunner beat the whole Level in Seconds and one Dev. said something like : *" WE MADE THAT LEVEL IN 5 MONTHS !?"* and you can just hear the Pain in his voice lol

[@Killerbee_McTitties]

I remember something like that as well if I remember correctly it was a titanfall 2 speedrun, might've been doom though.

[@jksdo88]

what was the title of the video?

[@AC03115]

For those wanting a further explanation on how Distortion's able to beat the Elden Beast easily from Godfrey's arena: As he said, Elden Beast and Radagon are already loaded in when the Godfrey fight starts. By zipping far enough away from the Arena, he manages to cause it to unload so while he's falling, Elden Beast and Radagon are all falling to their death (along with Godfrey too for phase 1). When you're falling you have 13 seconds before the game kills you but when you swing your sword while falling it resets that 13 second timer. Distortion does this just before the timer ends so that Elden Beast will fall for longer, so that way when the game eventually kills him and sends him to Godfrey phase 2 the Elden Beast will have fallen to it's death just as Godfrey finishes his grab attack and kills you. Also, Radagon is falling a bit ahead of Elden Beast, but the game only requires Elden Beast to die to allow you to access the ending, meaning you can finish the game even if Radagon isn't killed yet, only the Elden Beast

[@glioblastome]

How does he get from dying to Hoara Loux to respawning right in front of marika???

[@captain_penguin3998]

@@glioblastome since elden beast died and he got the "God Slain" notification pop up right before he died, the game teleported him there since that's what automatically happens when you kill it

[@ArmanZaidi]

3:43 JUMPER so dope

[@dipz6479]

Dosent Ludwig still owe us a car from an old marbles game? And go carts? Where are the vehicles Lud? You didn’t forget about them did you?

[@WillHellmm]

Fr, he still owes us that go-kart stream with the Yard

[@Dennis19901]

> Dosent

[@nathink7997]

> Dosent

[@shoonfergoon]

WHERE'S MA GOD DAMN ELECTRIC CAR, LUD?

[@liamgrandmont2777]

Scamwig

[@bugztown]

The video starting with him in a minion suit was absolutely not what I was expecting but after the initial jumpscare, I love it.

[@PAxRHO]

If ever meet ANYONE who manages to beat Eldren Ring in 7 minutes I'm giving them an award.

[@canadiancracker9753]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jqa4dp5smpZ_hac

[@ThwipThwipBoom]

He already beat ER in 6:59

[@rubyrules2]

what, your checkmark?

[@frostkiller7451]

Someone did it

[@nickveleke1417]

Someone beat in under 1 minute

[@WillHellmm]

Big A is THE Speedrunner. None better. Nobody beats the Glizzinator.

[@lukilla7584]

Facts

[@ef2803]

Nobody beats Brandon Sarah Ewing

[@mattlumina]

The elden ring speedruns have gotten absolutely insane, and it’s only just been over a month….

[@SlanderKing445]

Bro went silent for like an hour on stream then uploads this 💀

[@Asphyxia115]

The audacity of this man 😭

[@efrainlagunas]

Of all the speedruns I've watched, the Celeste speedrun is my favorite type to watch. All the speedruns are insanely hard and deserve praise, but to me it's those like the Celeste run that just get me.

[@Philyshark7]

8:12 Actually ssg has a lot of rng like getting flint first try when breaking gravel and having the dragon perch

[@hutz1]

Glad Lud finally decided to cosplay a character his size!

[@diwakarmishra8241]

Distortion 2 completed the game in lesser time than I took to complete my character creation....

[@sixeyedbird]

8:12 there actually is a ton of rng, just no seed rng and stuff (1/240 or so for perfect item drop directions, 1/8 or so for good iirc, 1/10 for flint 1/13 for instance perch, etc.)

[@generallysweet8434]

The pokemon red one is insane... but also an excellent example as to why watching glitchless is usually more entertaining.

[@generallysweet8434]

@@Versace_sheets I believe it

[@DarkElf7345]

One of my favourite speedruns is subnautica, I love how well runners manage their oxygen levels and mine so efficiently

[@brysenfps7140]

honestly the coolest thing ive seen is the speedrun for beating every single dark souls, bloodborne, sekiro, etc all in a row without getting hit once, now that shit was fucking crazy

[@crash1108]

This speedrun was insane, was watching literally got a wr, left to eat came back like 10 mins later and came back to this monster

[@SentinalSlice]

Wait you got a WR?

[@crash1108]

@@SentinalSlice no dist got the WR and then got it almost immediately again

[@kinggarfy]

Would love to see him react to a Valve game speedrun like portal or half life. Some of those tricks are absolutely insane

[@NotCubee]

well that caught me off guard.

[@userjatto1603]

Jumper is a great bad movie, such a cool concept. I always wanted to have the jumper ability

[@changedlater7707]

I love how the moment the chat sees the zip happen they all become experts on it and start explaining how it works, really impressive stuff!

[@Hwh00t]

with the elden ring speedrun the impressive part is landing the zips so perfect. you even see how he struggles with the second zip at maliketh because at how hard it is to do in the first place, and then you need to time your landing also, otherwise you just fail the zip and have to reload.

[@MirrorsMind0]

The most astounding things about those crazy speedruns is the fact, that the game just doesn't crash after all those specific events (inputs, positioning, frame timings, etc.) and even finding those strats

[@Ryzrr]

BRO JUMPER IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES. MAN. so good. I need a sequel

[@lilgill7347]

I love how Ludwig is in a minion costume as soon as I clicked on the video... Its a good look.

[@RealBlizzion]

I hopped into the stream the other day and saw Ludwig wearing the minion costume and was not surprised

[@BrokeZhongli]

"this is no longer elden ring" Yup, it's glitched ring he's playing

[@bang492]

speedrunning elden ring is like being a fan of connoreatspants before 2019

[@megasnhope]

i resonate with lud's love for Jumper on a spiritual level

[@Secretdawg925]

Idk why I tried avoiding Ludwig content dude is genuinely chill and funny

[@TeddyNinja]

Oh man the Jumper reference was really taking me back. Im also a fan.

[@alanmartin6606]

Man that joke at the end got me so good. Officially watching your streams from now on to check what goofy shit you got on

[@MrBigNicholas]

FINALLY a fellow jumper lover! watched it with my dad as a kid and we both loved it

[@hellion8522]

Super speed is the best superpower, it’s teleporting with way more pluses

[@emeraldgiss]

I think a no zipping category would be good.

[@AJ_393]

Man I’m glad distortion is finally getting the attention he deserves he’s insane at all games lol has multiple wr he even had one in resident evil 7

[@blazevoptixzz9748]

The Elden Ring speedrun is now only 6:59, by Distortion2 now. A sub 7 minute one. It's incredible

[@falsefygames6466]

I tuned in his stream this day and saw him in a minion outift. I was confused but i just think "yeah, nothing wrong here"

[@nil0ww598]

Omg that first game looks so much like elden ring its crazy how similar ripoffs are.

[@someonesomewhere6753]

Distortion2 is one of the first streamers I ever watched. I'm so excited to see him in a Ludwig video, even if it's not in person

[@Eviltenshi1]

The Jumper books get crazy into explaining the physics of 'jumping'

[@ssharkbaiit]

THE NOTEPAD SPEAKS

[@shiranuithewolf8559]

The elden ring run is impressive for the sheer fact of how many frame perfect tricks he does, but probably the most boring category

[@Justawaffle12]

a speed run you should watch is BONEWORKS any%

[@nguyenhongan]

Every time ludwig sees a speedrunning do something without explanation he leans in, squints, shakes his head, and says ‘what’

[@walltinforest4641]

Ludwig has such a banana slip sense of humour

[@adam8728]

I love how ludwig actually takes video suggestions from his chat

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

Pretty sure he was just going through the spreadsheet his mods gave him but idk maybe he was checking chat to see which ones people wanted him to watch first

[@lordmpfree4564]

I haven't watched any speed runs in this category but I think elden ring glitchless is the best one because it's truly a test of who is the best at the game and can beat every boss as fast as possible

[@qwerty989898989898]

Been watching Dist for a long time now, several years. He's my favourite souls runner without a doubt

[@Duckyness1]

"This speedrunner broke the game" I think that is the entire point of speedrunning~

[@ashrunzeda4099]

7:21 The moment Godfrey became the protagonist of Elden Ring.

[@slightlybred2923]

Honestly the ending surprised me more than the fact he was wearing the costume. I mean idk y tf he was wearing it but I just wasn't surprised

[@colossalweeb]

I love Ludwig finding out that you can basically access the game code in pokemon red and blue

[@nyarlathotep6090]

Basically what happens is that you load the boss (Elden beast and God) in, then zip out of the area which causes the area to despawn. The Elden Beast and Godfrey is now falling to their death. Godfrey dies which then spawns Hourah and takes you back into the arena. Elden Beast is still falling to their death. You use Hourah to kill you which gives you enough time for the Elden Beast to die which triggers the game to spawn you into the tree.

[@Kxre_]

Of all things to see Lugwig dress up as, I wasn’t expecting a minion

[@walltinforest4641]

Ludwig is the type of guy to look at a glitch and say ,'is anyone going to comment on that?"And not wait for an answer

[@jamescordenofficialaccount]

Minecraft stan 😐

[@walltinforest4641]

@@jamescordenofficialaccount Yep or it is just taste for something i like .It is quite preposterous to believe that if you like orreference something then you are a STAN! You just used an apple emoji so by your terminology are you an apple stan? Possibly !You are playing into a stereotype that if you like minecraft you are lame. Maybe just maybe take a moment to realise that 1 TRILLION people have watched minecraft videos and you are included so if i like that i am clearly not the only one! Quite ridiculous.I hope you have a good day but also this is the internet and so you can give your opinion as can i about yours. Oh btw if you know that phrase then by your standards you are also a minecraft stan lol . have a nice day bud :) I am dropping a sub

[@syzuki8217]

@@walltinforest4641 I had a stroke reading that sorry

[@jamescordenofficialaccount]

@@walltinforest4641 bro 1 trillion people havent watched minecraft, that's only for venom let there be carnage + seethe

[@pikachufanz4744]

@@walltinforest4641 peepoTalk

[@horsebox5138]

LUDWIG CELESTE PLAYTHROUGH INCOMING

[@Code_Ramen717]

Ludwig throwing his head back at the end of the Pokémon red speed run was hilarious

[@MurdaRez]

Been here since 50k subs, love the vids keep it up

[@crus_crus]

Alright alright alright, the objective most goated superpower ever is Contessa's PTV. It's a form of precognition in which you ask for an outcome, and your power searches all possible future timelines for the one in which the outcome you requested happens. It then tells you exactly what to do, and if need be, you can offer control to perfectly execute the steps to reach that future. Boom, you can't beat that.

[@twovillages7168]

Cant believe he brought up Jumper LMAO. I used to love that movie. I watched it so many times back in the day on my ipod video.

[@Kuchhh]

In Jumper, they can teleport to what they see in their mind. As long as they clearly picture where they want to go, they can teleport there. Or they can teleport to what they’re looking at.

[@L33Tbii]

these are my favorite type of videos, love the diversity in content, man! keep it up!

[@Yashahiro_]

Idk why it’s so funny to me that Ludwig has a mild desire to have Jumper powers

[@realreese]

I loved jumper something about teleporting everywhere is so cool.

[@CaptainCait]

Waaaait…Jumper was Haden?? Wild

[@storiesofplatinum1954]

i never have or ever will acknowledge glitched speedruns as real speedruns

[@claytredway4501]

explanation of the glitch was interesting to find out most reactions dont do. that props

[@SanT0P]

I didnt even notice that the minion suit was weird until the guy pointed out in the end, i legit watched 14 minutes of someone wearing a minion suit and didnt even bother.

[@zekuu8076]

This is how lore accurate tarnished would be looking like

[@gabrielealagna3199]

The mention of the movie "jumper" is the best thing

[@bluecloud4652]

I did acknowledge that he was wearing a minion outfit subconsciously, but i didn't even question it and completely forgot he was wearing it until the end of the video

[@KapotaJC]

can you even imagine how many times he had to beat Elder Ring in order to find this glitch and implementing it to this level of effectiveness.

[@crozzers7061]

Jumper lives rent free in my head

[@stevenlucmai3497]

Finally after all these years, I’ve found someone else who pretends to teleport because of Hayden Christensen Jumper movie :O

[@goblingamer606]

"Nothing personal kid" *Teleports away from you *World starts unloading around you

[@randomperson4535]

dude i love the movie jumper 4:00

[@coolsoldier0273]

Petition to change Ludwig Mondays to Mogul Mondays

[@milesclaussen3689]

3:55 JUMPER IS A GOATED MOVIE

[@bunklypeppz]

It's interesting to me that the Elden Ring speed run strat resulted in Maliketh and Hourah Loux having full health bars, since both those phases start when the boss reaches a certain hp %.

[@ef1913]

He really need to check out people speedrunning through Super Mario Maker levels. The level of “WTF IS THIS GUY DOING” is unbelievably high

[@bensharpe3833]

Being able to create anything is the best super power as you can make a machine to give you every super power

[@I_Play_Game_123]

The most goated super power is using the force to flick a light switch without getting out of bed

[@Slothington1]

Dist2 is the absolute GOAT of soulsborn speedruns.

[@TheVincident.]

I think completely breaking a game can be fun to watch however isn't really what makes watching speedruns so interesting - the perfection of a game and it's ("intended") mechanics

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

Well, different people are interested by different things. Some people really do find those glitches interesting and get really invested in figuring out how they work. Luckily, nobody's expecting you to do that, you can watch whatever you enjoy.

[@technerd9038]

I love how loud is dressed like a minion and it took me a solid few minutes to register

[@m4rt_]

the jumper thing works by a place you can think of (visualize in your mind)

[@rogueone8194]

a certified coffee cow classic

[@sethlernaucallan4911]

time control can be teleportation if u completely freeze it. supper speed can also be seen as slowing down time instead of speeding urself up

[@J0seph_Mother]

It's going down like a minute a day, give it a week and these guys are gonna finish the game in 1 minute

[@philipburk8364]

trackmania is probably my favorite speedrun game

[@BrendanFromBC]

*Ludwig:* BANANA 👁️👄👁️ Literally no one asking questions.

[@chaosch.1691]

So glad lud finally got a fashion sense