This Thirsty Fan Fiction Writer Is Terrorizing TikTok

[@andykingyt]

i have no idea why I thought he said “cheese” but here we are

[@SinksTears]

Man just was a girl to make him a cheese sandwich

[@ShirtlessGoblinGuy]

WAIT HE DIDNT ????

[@Raggy_df]

Damn, he didn't say cheese? Damn :'(🧀

[@tyudeongis]

HE DIDN’T?????

[@lilhealthpack977]

you also said Repunzel was Princess Peach

[@foople6230]

Andy's videos make me feel like I'm chained up in his basement as he slowly breaks down and rants to me

[@applesaucer2442]

He hasn't fed me in days

[@i_basl]

it’s dark down here

[@FayePhoenix13]

That's exactly what happens. We don't get a choice in this matter

[@forgetful.sleepyhead]

i'm going insane please help me. i'll start ranting to him soon. by force.

[@glommer0.0]

This is so real. I get this exact vibe from other ppl like flimcooper and nickisnotgreen, where a mam just talks/rants about the most unimportant and irrelevant topic ever and its amazballs 🤩

[@Nicknstrips]

The way I was expecting an actual unhinged fanfic writer LMAOOO

[@pissapocalypse]

I can think of some actual unhinged fanfic writers lol

[@Vexmus_]

@@pissapocalypse one brief trip to AO3 and you're certain to find only the most unhinged - unfortunately, I speak from experience (Half the stuff on there is so illegal...)

[@stxrstruck6755]

Aren't all fanfiction writers a little unhinged at the very least?

[@saurus8689]

​@@stxrstruck6755 Certainly

[@pissapocalypse]

@stxrstruck6755 Yes but some are worse than others. I used to write fanfiction and yeah I'm fucking weird but I'm not unhinged lol

[@Amanda-fh5mp]

They’ve gone past thirst into severe dehydration 💀

[@afterlifeofthepartyy]

LMFAOOOO

[@FerretTwister]

And have passed the point of the oasis mirage.

[@spazzywazzy6988]

How do u know that you've only watched a minute of the video ☠️

[@Amanda-fh5mp]

@@spazzywazzy6988guy had the slurping and burping shirt before the one minute mark idk what to tell ya

[@beepboopboopbeep3]

He just needs some Gatorade

[@mollyoconnor9365]

"Will my mouth be slaughtering your extremities today, bringing them to ruins?" sounds like he's slurping on some toes to me

[@XDDCCOUUTT]

I thought he was suckling mommy milkies.

[@beepboopboopbeep3]

The strangest wording for dirty talk I've ever seen, like what is this vocabulary?

[@grumpyseagull]

I'm pretty sure my stomach did a somarsault thats hilarious

[@MxkoTsunxmi]

Y’all ngl I was expecting him to pull up a wild Wattpad or AO3 writer..😭

[@Mx.Cupidmqn69]

same ngl or something fanfic writer related..

[@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917]

Why doesn't he cover AO3 writers? Seems like a huge missed opportunity. Except for the HIV thing. Ironically, the issue there was that people took the drama too seriously. Like, the person apologized, and the people she lied to weren't even upset, let it go.

[@rowan404]

Same.

[@bbureau12]

Game theory: Dude had a wife of many years who left him and took the kids. There may have been another man; he definitely thought there was. He went into a dark place, and his friends ditched him after he spent years ranting about his wife, which turned into all women (including their wives/girlfriends,) which turned into MGTOW. This is pretty much all he has left. Dude will eventually do something stupid enough to make the local news, but not competent enough to break national headlines. I'm somehow guessing it will involve getting a beatdown by a waitress at Hooters.

[@yeongheetokki]

did you make a headcannon of this man

[@listerjne]

oh hoh hohoho hohoh turn the fanfiction tables very nice (except this is real its kind of omnipotent and im afraid of u)

[@Dimentio]

whats mgtow

[@listerjne]

@@Dimentio strongly anti feminist men who ""give up"" on women,,, slightly less incel and slightly more hateful

[@quigglesmcgiggles]

​@@Dimentio"men going their own way"

[@analisesalas538]

Man this was the visual and mental equivalent to falling down steep basement stairs. I am confused, disoriented, and in pain. Chefs kiss 10/10 👌🏽

[@the1egghead725]

*Equivalent

[@the1egghead725]

Sorry. I regretted it when I did it

[@justinwatson1510]

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again

[@analisesalas538]

@the1egghead725 lmao no worries! I was still stun-locked from the video so no wonder i mistyped

[@grumpyseagull]

I'll say 💀

[@xnicolex]

Love when men talk about women needing men to protect them as if men arent literally the biggest danger women have to face on a regular basis lmao

[@lucystylinson-fanaccount]

LMAO FR 💀

[@flesh.c0nsum3r]

So real omg 😭

[@brainrot__]

And it be the same ones harassing random women on the street that say this too 💀

[@Roomba253]

It's always the most toxic and abusive men who say that.

[@nonprofitgirl]

Said what I was thinking. And if one more grown man calls a grown woman “baby girl”….I’m gonna vomit. Stop. It. Please!

[@AmbassadorKat]

There’s no way he’s not having those shirts personally made they’re way to bizarrely and precisely worded

[@beepboopboopbeep3]

Idk, I've seen some insanely specific t shirts online before. Though nothing this nasty...

[@emanuelvillarreal6783]

Oh most definitely it’s not expensive at all to make ur own custom shirt, he’s having a field day with the google images, word fonts/colors 😂

[@scretladyspider]

I’m just sitting here wondering like, is there an extra misogynistic shirt store or do you think he custom orders these?

[@FEED_ME_A_STRAY_CAT]

If there is a store like that I guarantee he found it on FB

[@scretladyspider]

@@FEED_ME_A_STRAY_CAT oh for SURE they advertise the most specific T shirts ever on there

[@spootjohnson4872]

It feels custom made i cant explain it

[@biggestastiest]

i have no idea which one is funnier

[@OldObscureUnpopularGames]

His face being on the drink one is what sold me on him making these himself 💀

[@ginger_nspice]

The trap isn't the thirsting, it's the friends we made along the way

[@TheSoftestGirlYouKnow]

The trap isn't the friends we made along the way, it's the music we listen to while reading his fanfics

[@hulk_sm0sh]

he wants what 14-year-olds on wattpad have but he will never be on their level.

[@eenaweena]

what bothers me is he’s so fantastical about his writing, like his stories uses such nerdy fantasy diction that it makes it that much more foul. slaughtering my extremities??? is ur tongue a sword and my coochie a dragon??????

[@texcritters]

oh so he’s allowed to write extremely detailed erotica in his instagram captions, but when i said “a-fuckin-men” in agreement with someone, my account was banned for “misandrist language”

[@BritInvLvr]

What a charmer. I wonder how much action Mr. Scumbag gets without having to pay for it.

[@smol_sapphire7438]

let me just say: as a Georgian, we DO NOT claim this dude 💀 he makes me wanna switch states asap

[@DistressedCrow]

I'm literally moving out of Georgia and this makes me want to leave FASTER

[@poolboyatvampiremansion]

Me too. I feel like every time Georgia is mentioned it's something embarrassing

[@smol_sapphire7438]

@faithgenter1176 fr, he made things beyond awkward

[@adubs420]

The volume he's speaking at gives me the vibe he's trying not to wake his mom up in the room next door

[@lucystylinson-fanaccount]

Maurice genuinely scares me, like how does he not get more attention for what he’s saying and wearing, THAT SHIT IS NASTY. Guys like him are why I’m scared to be alone at night 😅 he gives me the ick for sure

[@emile.728]

"Will my mouth be slaughtering your extremities today, bringing them to ruins?" Is the kind of shit you'd hear from a will graham x Hannibal lecter fanfic on ao3

[@oriiiiii]

every time he opens his mouth i flinch like i'm about to be flashbanged

[@assas1nscreed]

(what's a flashbang)...(in brackets cos I'm whispering so nobody bullies me for not knowing what this means)

[@hamburger7243]

@@assas1nscreedIt’s a thing that produces a very bright flash, usually blinding you temporarily.

[@missmoanypants]

Me too! He makes me so uncomfortable.

[@franz.francisco]

@@assas1nscreedlike a grenade but instead of death explosion it's blinding and deafening (temporarily) explosion only

[@jo680]

3:33 gives the vibe of "i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes"

[@elicamer6826]

I went to his Twitter account and it's one of the worst decisions I have ever made.

[@elicamer6826]

I mean....he really is about that life lmao

[@lucystylinson-fanaccount]

Andy looks like a dude in his 20s who says derp unironically and wears shirts that say like #mermaiding or fridays are epically awesome or something like that I don’t know why, he just does 💀

[@assas1nscreed]

why can't a man peacefully #mermaid in his own home? society moment

[@trystero1729]

this comment is so mean lmao. absolutely incredible

[@Silvermoon424]

So basically a Redditor, right

[@XDDCCOUUTT]

That sounds like the most 2010s shirts I’ve ever heard.

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

Nah, that's more a mud.consumer thing

[@hewned578]

every andy king upload is a thirst trap

[@Ohwhale79]

This dude's definitely disgusting but he didn't say cheese. He said j*zz with an accent. Lol

[@irislabelle5478]

The weirdest thing to witness as a Gen Z / Millenial is middle-aged men having mid-life crises and them documenting it online. When I see this I imagine myself as this one guy from "The Office" walking behind Michael Scott going "SHAME, SHAME, SHAME,..." with a bell

[@thebuilder5271]

Elon musk in a nutshell

[@Tassassin2146]

I finally forgot about the thirst traps and now you bring me back to this horrifying place 😭

[@milesc5291]

thanks for revealing another Internet goblin, Andy. 15/10 I frowned quite a bit but had a good time

[@ClumsyTea]

One thing I never got about the defending the country argument is there are women in the military. We just going to ignore over 74 thousand of them in the US alone?

[@yeetinonthem4205]

I see Andy post and endorphins rush to me. I sit watching happily, eventually ending with me depressed and confused as to why the content I’ve been shown won’t leave my brain…. I get night terrors and sweat profusely at random points, I’ll never be the same again.

[@ohgodohnothebees]

It has seeded.

[@snarkybug4]

0:49 why does this sound like one of those creepy boyfriend ASMR audios

[@magiiyoo6715]

As someone who’s listened to those… this man is worse‼️‼️‼️

[@erinintechnicolourII]

Genuinely the most terrifying person I have ever seen

[@waffleboi7487]

Honestly he’s the most sane Clayton County man I’ve seen and I don’t mean that in a positive light

[@shynye]

This makes me feel like I want to be on the front lines

[@ScrungleCat]

Andy you need to know that today I showed my hair stylist a picture of you and said 'give me something like this'. -28 y/o lesbian fan

[@bunnipop1867]

Bro is hilarious. Wtf I look like defending actual grass and dirt. If 'invaders' come here that means all of americas reign of terror faltered. Thats hundreds of thousands of weapons that everyone is all of a sudden no longer afraid of, wtf would civilians be able to do at that point? Sir at that point we're cooked, lmao what is this logic.

[@Itsguardascione]

Well this was a terrifying experience

[@goobiusmaximus86]

“will my mouth be slaughtering your extremities today, bringing them to ruins?” sounds like the cutscene monologue of a dark souls boss

[@littleguy8714]

How is his account not instantly banned and reported/suspended etc??? I feel like normal creators I follow get their videos taken down for the smallest things but this man routinely says vulgar and offensive and sexual things over and over and tik tok just lets it be! I stg that app just want’s controversy to trend it doesn’t care!

[@HaidebugCreates]

As a fic writer I’m glad I don’t write shit like this 💀 I hope to god none of my shit makes somebody’s skin crawl like that man makes mine 😭

[@bdanibeeb]

After finding out he's a trucker, I'm convinced he's a serial killer😅

[@CringePolice516]

this went from tiktok cringe to pure illegal situations 💀

[@zom6iiez]

wake up babe andy king posted ‼️‼️

[@Mx.Cupidmqn69]

This was something else... thanks for covering this andy

[@Cuiasodo]

I couldn't tell you what kind of atmosphere this aspiring literotica author is trying to establish, but I can say that the 2.5 seconds of him awkwardly reaching over to his phone to shut off the video after each one completely destroys it.

[@Sarahonwheels]

Mr. Mouth sounds like a horror movie villain

[@spootjohnson4872]

The shirts,,,the energy,,,the clearly being filmed on the clock,,,the looking down at the camera for just a *second* before it cuts,,,who IS this guy??? Im. Very Whelmed.

[@MariaTex3]

I had to keep taking breaks while watching this because I just kept getting majorly creeped out and needed time to process after basically everything this dude said. What a world 😅

[@AhegaoMachine666]

For a movement of men going their own way, they sure do think about women a lot and talk about women a lot and seek out women a lot and-

[@hoodie_gang563]

the absolute expectation i had for this to be some unhinged teenager writing mha fanfiction on ao3

[@camelama]

This dude gives me major unsafe vibes. Wouldn't be surprised if his social media posts and his writing end up as evidence in court against him someday.

[@SapienSafari]

Forest Park is the hood of Atlanta. There’s a 0 % chance that any copulation in that area is voluntary.

[@MrTheEck1]

Make this video more popular so it becomes socially acceptable to wear the slurping and burning shirts ironically

[@saintdude6032]

Do you think that guy makes his own shirts or does he get them from those oldly specific ads you see on facebook

[@FEED_ME_A_STRAY_CAT]

Lmaooo I just made a similar comment! Definitely reminds me of those stupid FB ads

[@sibneyuh]

“weird version of princess peach but as a disney princess in a tower” uhhhh… rapunzel…?

[@talkgoodenglish7500]

In one of those videos he says that he's an MGTOW guy (men going their own way ). might be worth looking into if you're interested in why he's like this

[@corvid.mellow]

the title of this video: mentions fanfiction me, an avid reader and writer of fanfiction: someone is calling me

[@merchernel123]

"...but the burping is so majestic." LOL

[@prawnking6061]

great video Andy... I may give you another dog treat for this

[@MrGared22]

Damn, didn't know Andy did a video on NC lt. governor Mark Robinson

[@alleessandras]

recently became a fan of your channel and i love your content :)!

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

What is it with MGTOW men and _not_ leaving women alone. Men. Youre going your own way right? So _LEAVE ALREADY_ goooooo

[@MasterHayate]

100% the type of dude to say "she was asking for it" if the shirt wasn't proof enough. ._.

[@Ohboymason]

I HATE when dudes that post basically porn and all this lewd/horny content STILL judge and hate on women for being sex positive, jus cuz they cant get any in real life. They hate on women w onlyfans/pornstars then go and consume the content cuz they are porn addicts, like how dumb do u have to be to not see the irony in that?

[@bvsoprano]

I always get so hype when you upload - for real my favorite commentary creator. ❤

[@TheRealNoah_83]

so true man

[@chaichaitheguy]

andy if you don't review at least one of his books, i'm afraid i'll have to do something drastic (buy it and read it myself)

[@swordinthestone313]

Why would we give money to an awful person? Which shows them that people are interested and want more of his content?

[@dailyremindertoshutup3670]

Why are you giving money to him?

[@cazhd]

get this man some water ‼️

[@kaitlynnelson2139]

Do you think he screen prints his own misogynistic shirts or does he have a very concerned shirt printing friend who should probably turn him over to the FBI

[@kooky-kryptid]

new andy content‼️ let’s get it

[@tubulartom666]

The best part of the “you led me to water,” shirt is the drinking man on the shirt is wearing a shirt that says, “MGTOW.” The cartoon guy is also sad. Edit: that invader part is so stupid. Put aside all the dumb other parts of it and just quickly understand that anyone can shoot a gun.

[@gennix404]

Tell me you're gen z without telling me your gen z, this man just called rapunzel princess peach 😂 9:30

[@lizzygracce]

as an English major this is basically how all my classes go

[@anamiosonami]

These aren't fanfics, these are original works.

[@SophReads.]

This video is so chaotic and I’m here for it

[@mmansonnumber1]

I live in GA and Forest Park has, let's just say a reputation

[@aloryamod9762]

never thought I'd enjoy censorship

[@that1pretty.potprincess779]

michael adding in the picture of him 😂😂😂 i had to go back and pause to really look at them an mf really put “how to recover from post traumatic stress disorder” on the monitor ☠️✋🏼

[@Oh_nonotsaitama]

Just looked at his Insta and he had mugshots on there plus he talks about why him and his ex-wife got divorced and it’s because he loves younger women🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

[@sleeqyReference]

THIRSTY??? THATS SUCH A LIGHT SENTENCE FOR THIS PERSON- dehydrated to delirium ?? god

[@JordanLeetheBoi]

Dude acting like there aren't women in the armed forces lmao

[@ayajones6069]

Maybe I WANT femboy soldiers

[@DistressedCrow]

Thank GOD I'm moving out of Georgia, this man is way too close to me

[@josephblaiddyd]

I wish I had just an ounce of this man’s confidence.

[@CelAbration]

Thanks andy, I didnt know I could cringe so hard I imploded. Laughing until I had tears, what the actual

[@Grimes417]

This isn’t fan fiction? It’s erotica…it is unhinged though

[@SunnyBunny9621]

no chance this mf wore a shirt with a mysoginistic rant with a goddamn semicolon in it.

[@Bibliosection]

7:40 Me watching this as a female currently in the army 👁️👄👁️

[@kyleeartist2829]

My cat is now 100% terrified

[@nonprofitgirl]

Nice Keith Harring poster! I’m wearing a KH tee shirt today. At least my shirt doesn’t mention either slurping or burping. With that…I’m grossed out already :( So, thanks so much, ANDY! 😂

[@mutecryptid]

8:03 bro doesn’t know about the spartans 💀

[@sleeqyReference]

Andy: "What we're not doing is looking at the shirt" I DIDNT HEAR A THING HE SAID BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF thE SHIRT??

[@VivianeSeals]

The way Andy never realized the dude was doing a parody on the song Love Shack in that whole Instagram post 😂

[@maverickREAL]

"my darling I need that slurping and burping" sounds like a dril tweet

[@br4ttyb4b3]

Wait does he think that there aren't women in the armed forces? lol interesting

[@dpglounge4900]

Better be wary aggressive incel behavior can become criminal like Elliot Roger or Chris Chan actually quite terrifying

[@seraphiim.]

This man is now gonna pay for my therapy bill.

[@Amourr_12]

The literal panic I got when I heard Forest Park and Clayton County knowing that he may be in my city.. 😅

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

This is exactly how i felt when i found out colleen ballinger lives in tacoma (which is literally a short drive away from my city)

[@chrizpytoast6464]

I love how were actively watching Andy go thru puberty

[@RadioballZ129]

All I can say seeing the title is “WHA”