This Useless Crop Made Me $321,721,000

[@TripleBerry]

Old Master Cannoli is sure gonna be happy

[@kylelovespenguins6762]

Wario master of disguise?

[@edwardplain4688]

He is going to be happy at least 100billion times

[@CarnivorousConnor]

Old Master Cannoli boutti have a heart attacki

[@dingbow_]

i had to explain to my dad why i laughed. i will never forget this.

[@SwiftyyGaming]

“I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND, FARMER!”

[@gferrol118]

According to the wiki, the living hat has a 0.001% chance of spawning from weeds... So even with how many weeds you broke, that's still insanely lucky

[@SOMESQUENCE20]

@@sea_treader cool I have been trying to get for 7 stardew valley years

[@_.joof._]

i got two within my first spring- i didn’t even know they were that rare lol

[@i_shoot_stuff]

'max daily luck' might have been on in the cjb cheats menu

[@cseagul1]

It’s 1 in 100,000 drop from fiber

[@Ka-BO0M]

mf got 2 of them

[@Spicycobble]

I think with the addition of ginger Island sweet gem berries actually are a good crop to plant. You can mass produced on ginger Island and then you have an abundance for them when you get bored of planning ancient fruit

[@clyelli]

i think one of the main downsides is that it is a single-yield crop. i have tried sweet gem berry farming (in the greenhouse, before ginger island) and it's pretty slow and tedious

[@Spicycobble]

@@clyelli fair enough. I never did a lot of sweet gem Berry farming until the 1.5 update I found it slow in tedious before ginger Island was added

[@youcantseeme8309]

I normally add a mod that lets it become wine and stuff which makes it worth a lot more

[@Solar-496]

The Living Hat has a 0.01% chance to drop from wilderness golems and a 0.001% chance from cutting weeds. It's comfortably one of the rarest items in Stardew Valley, and many will never find it genuinely in the game.

[@LiterallyRain]

0.001% from weeds, 0.01% from golems

[@ernestogf7294]

Got it on my first week, is on a chest cuz I don't like it, I didn't know it was that rare

[@Solar-496]

@@ernestogf7294 Then you're also lucky and smart. My mate binned one on his world and has spent the last 12 months trying to get another one.

[@bonbon4484]

CharlieBarley is in pain over your two casual living hats

[@12hrnap]

You probably get this a lot but this has that old school DF vibe and I'm all about it.

[@Absenteeee]

it's like watching Dangerously Funny all over again!

[@FurinaKisser]

The tamed version of dangerously funny..

[@drakorangefire8790]

"I thought my computer crashed and I was about to cry" is such a mood. I had to like and subscribe

[@pinguin4898]

actually the crop is kinda useful, but less useful than the ancient fruit, since you have to replant it every harvest, but you can just stuff it into a seed maker and grow it in your greenhouse year round

[@kourtmarie]

charlie barley is screaming bc of the living hat

[@r0cky794]

Waligug: Makes an insane amount of money. Demetrius: I have been summoned.

[@reveriewastaken]

7:47 i swear to god i got a whiplash hearing heat waves by glass animals 😭

[@phobiotch883]

in sync bb 😍💚💙

[@reveriewastaken]

@@phobiotch883 the way that's the exact reason of the whiplash....

[@lynnboyd1474]

this guy's gonna be the new DF

[@iampotato.3801]

Fun fact, I actually got a living, went to put it on, and because I was playing on switch, I overshot by 1 joystick movements, and threw it away. And, to top it all off, at that time I didn’t know how rare it was and didn’t reset the day.

[@WhoEvenKnows56]

I think rice is the least used crop ever

[@Succui]

I only plant them if I find them but never do anything with them after I plant them and often forget they exist immediately after

[@TheFreeBro]

This video could just be five seconds of a guy on a calculator multiplying 65,000 by the sell price of sweet gem berries

[@MooseMeus]

🤣😂😂

[@Yaxoqq]

What about the different qualities?

[@alphaforest1370]

@@Yaxoqq maybe a little more than five seconds, but it's still possible to calculate it

[@QualityGamingStudios]

Sweet gem berries aren't useless, just hard to use

[@kinsan89]

Damn, should've eaten a gold quality Farmer's Lunch for the nearly guaranteed gold and iridium quality crops

[@Lightning09]

For Anyone wondering wat Farm Mod he's using, its called "Giga Farm"

[@jylyn_yt8864]

Im listening to this as i do schoolwork and when u mentioned heatwaves all of a sudden i just flipped my table and began laughing XD

[@callistified]

8:00 i love how he's acting like the simpsons is some indie show no one has ever heard of lmao

[@NeciaNavine]

Traveling merchant: is definitely a lady Waligug: this feller

[@allovertheplacecreations2787]

Shows I’d recommend are: The good place (funny and digs deep into what it means to be human) Buzzfeed Unsolved (webshow, but is also hilarious and the two hosts have a great dynamic) Gravity Falls (animation is well done and the plot is pretty good, the finale is fantastic) Mob Psycho 100 (I know not everyone likes anime, but between the animation and the humor, this show is amazing, plus the dub’s pretty good)

[@cherryblossombvllet]

I'm pretty sure the traveling merchant(who's a woman)'s pig has a fez? can't be sure though

[@NeedsMoreBirds]

I think it might be the cone hat that you can sometimes buy from her? Except it’s bent.

[@truecenter9159]

I was playing stardew while watching and found the living hat. BLESSED VIDEO

[@signofthecrimes1534]

the "oh-" when he got the living hat made me laugh so hard

[@keikolovesicecream]

When I got the living hat, I showed it to my boyfriend like it wasn’t a big deal to me. He was freaking out, telling me about how rare it was. We were playing in a multiplayer farm and even got the trash hat shortly after that, both in spring of year 2.

[@sanjeevsinghrajput5593]

I got a Living Hat on my first playthrough Year 1 from cutting a weed..I didn't even know it was so rare back then

[@kaiburrus3190]

"wouldn't recommend with normal gameplay" me with a full 288 sized farm of ultra fertilizer and sweet gem berries on ginger island: oh...

[@spawnofheck504]

So I was really curious and ended up calculating the cost and total profit you'd get if you actually did this without any mods. - it came in at a total profit (factoring in material and energy costs) of 242,297,480 gold. that 's a profit of about 3,780 gold per berry! Let me know if you want more details of specific calculations and such. It took up like 2 pages of a google doc, but I can try to consolidate! thanks

[@ShamyTheMage]

Id like to know the details

[@spawnofheck504]

@@ShamyTheMage Sure thing! This is going to be a LONG comment though, so buckle up :) To start with, there's a few assumptions I've made for these calculations. they are: - Any items needed (materials for fertilizer, food for energy, the seeds themselves) are bought at regular market price; their costs are subtracted from profits -the player character is at level 10, with iridium tools, and all of the stardrops -sprinklers aren't being used -the space needed for all the crops is already cleared, but not hoed or watered. -there's enough time each day to water all the crops -there are no crows And that's that! The first thing I did once I laid down those rules was calculating the material costs for the seeds and fertilizer. looking through the video, he planted 64,095 crops- each seed would cost 1,000 g from the traveling merchant, so that's 64,095,000g for the rare seeds. The fertilizer recipe he's using makes 5, and requires 1 iridium bar(costs 1,000) and 40 sap( costs 2 each). In order to craft the 64,095 fertilizer needed, he'd need to craft the recipe 12,819 times- multiplying those costs, you'd get 1,025,520g of sap, and 12,819,000g of iridium bars. The next thing I calculated was energy costs, which took a WHILE. Even with all the stardrops, you can only get a max of 508 energy, which isn't nearly enough for all the crops that need watering- not even factoring in hoeing all those tiles on the first day! That means that we need extra energy- we'll be getting this from salads, which give 113 energy and only cost 220g at the saloon- they're the most cost effective way to refill energy. We have 64,095 spaces that we'll need to hoe on the first day. With the iridium hoe and level 10 farming, hoeing a 6x3 space (18 tiles) only takes 1 energy, so by doing the math we come to the required energy for hoeing all those tiles: 3,561. we can subtract the energy we already have from that (507- we don't want to become exhausted) to get 3,054 energy needed. dividing that by 113 isn't a whole number- we'd have to eat an extra salad for the last 2 energy- but it comes out to 27 salads for hoeing on the first day. now that we've done that, we can start calculating watering costs. unfortunately, we've already used a bunch of energy on the first day just hoeing all the tiles, so on the first day we won't be starting with full energy. Which means I have to calculate this twice, which SUCKS, but oh well. Starting out with the first day of watering- the iridium can with level 10 farming requires 9 energy to water a 6x3 (18) area. we're going to need to do this 3,561 times- this will require 32,049 energy. we can subtract 110 from that (leftover energy from the last salad we ate while hoeing) to get 31,939 energy. divide this by 113 and we get 283 salads needed for watering on the first day. luckily, the other 23 days of watering the crops are all the same. we take our 32,049 required energy, subtract 507 of the energy we already have, and then divide that by 113 to get our daily salad count of 280. Multiply it by 23 (once for each day) and you have 6,440 salads! then all we have to do is add up all the salads we need and find the cost. it's 27 salads for hoeing, 283 salads for watering on the first day, and 6,440 for all the rest, which comes out to 6,750 salads! each one costs 220g at the saloon, so we're paying 1,485,000g for our salads. Our last step is to add up all our costs: 64,095,000g for the seeds PLUS 1,025,520g for the sap PLUS 12,819,000g for the iridium PLUS 1,485,000g for the salads EQUALS... 79,424,520g in total costs! We can subtract that from the profit of 321,722,000g to get our actual profit: 242,297,480g. Let me know if you have any more questions!

[@asaltyem0826]

I didn’t even know the living hat was rare I got it like one of the first weeds I broke in my world and it just stays on my head always

[@holdeenyo8914]

living hat is a 1 in 10,000 chance form bushes

[@samalpeturskorastein6401]

Isn't it 1 in 100.000 ???

[@paigeborrelli3483]

I got the living hat this playthrough accidentally in my first farm clear. I almost cried lol.

[@-karma-2426]

I got the trash hat and living hat on the same save but I deleted the save :(

[@Bonfree24]

I also got the living hat and the garbage hat on my save file! Fall of year 1 for the living hat, I got it when I was down grabbing copper ore to show Clint, and just happened to get it when clearing a path to copper ore. I was certainly surprised and very happy! Decided this would be my first perfection farm :)

[@MahoLilith253]

Waligug spent SO MUCH time in this game and still calls the Travelling Merchant a "he"... I can't- I literally can't And he doesn't Tab to go through his inventory? And I am subbed to this manz? Geez

[@bib4eto656]

I noticed that a lot of gaming KZbinrs who definitely spend a long time in the game keep getting things wrong, or not knowing things. Like people saying the big enemy country in Stardew is called "Goroto". Or the Skyrim lore KZbinrs who keep pronouncing names completely wrong, even though you can hear the right pronunciation in the game often enough.

[@Aster_Risk]

@@bib4eto656 Being a KZbinr definitely doesn't make you an authority. I'm fine with that for the most part, but I wish people would do more research or put some sort of disclaimer.

[@89qwyg9yqa34t]

I don't think anybody has ever considered that a useless crop.

[@CryptP]

Sure, but it's by definition useless (with the singular exception of giving one to old master cannoli, which you can only do once) It's not used in any recipes etc, therefore it has no practical use in game. You can only grow a single batch in one season.

[@89qwyg9yqa34t]

@@CryptP Well I mean you sell them. Most things you turn into stuff and then sell them. It's not like you can turn them into sprinklers. They're useless like all other plants are useless. Semantics aren't all that important. The word was used for clickbait.

[@kiwicontakis]

8:09 probably smiling friends (in hbo), it's just so good and funny

[@Unwatered_Plant]

community is my favorite, literally love it so much. i see you're a man of culture.

[@jell1480]

I’ve gotten three garbage hats in one season in my playthrough, i had no idea they were so rare to be commented on

[@mis_ing2049]

1. the pig has a fez on its head 2. the traveling merchant is a woman!

[@keepyourtoessafe]

you should've given yourself a gold quality farmer's lunch to increase your farming skill

[@mahekfathima8793]

I absolutely love The Good Place, would definitely recommend

[@mellomori]

This!!!!!

[@aljd5600]

“oh my invento- OH” by far the best moment in the video

[@yolo-senpal4520]

I remember I got a bush hat on my first play through, I think I deleted the file before I realized how rare it was.

[@TimeaPusok]

I don't know if you know this but you can press tab to change between the inventory rows that appear on your screen. I just saw you manually putting the seeds in the first row and I thought it could be a useful tip, no hate :)

[@fran-yt4ok]

Community is also my absolute favorite. For recommendations, I'm watching Parks and Rec and I never want it to end.

[@dunodisko2217]

If only there was a mechanic to donate money to the town. Maybe if mayor Lewis was in the community center you could access the safe and put stuff in and he would get happier the more you donated. Past a certain point of money instead of getting happy he would just drop dead on the spot.

[@KatsukiKaito]

Bro out here taking over the DF roll for the community

[@TwinkleTwinkleTruly]

The “oh!” when you found the hat! 😂

[@lizlovato5599]

7:46 ima summon the dnf community

[@aidansedelnick4443]

The best way to farm sweet gem berry seeds is by having one side with hyper speed gro for converying into seeds, and the other side for selling with deluxe fertilizer for profit, along with having the agriculturist profession since they cannot be converted to wine Doing it on ginger island is the best way to go since crops like those can grow in any season, even in winter One of them is worth as much as a radioactive bar without the blacksmith profession and there is no need to wait for it to be made into wine and aged for that value Going up for as much as 6000g a piece at iridium quality And having one is also necessary for one of the stardrops since it needs to be given to the statue in the secret woods for it

[@TheJillers]

Tv recs: the good place and it's always sunny in Philadelphia

[@enterme]

omg this tractor cleaning makes me feel so satisfied.

[@pinchwich4487]

is it a mod?

[@andreali4156]

@@pinchwich4487 yes

[@kherondale1455]

i don't know if it's a compliment or not, but im using your videos instead of asmr. it's not that they are so boring that i can fall asleep, it's about your voice being so calming. and i end up watching your videos multiple times sooooo you're welcome, half of your views are mine /half joking

[@mirjanbouma]

Definitely a compliment

[@thaizeeee6624]

at this point, may aswell just hack in the berries.. or do the calc on paper. It was still somewhat entertaining to watch, just felt like this had less purpose than usual.

[@yagagang1854]

Facts, thats all this guys videos are, just super long and drawn out for no reason. Dude also complains about recording a video for too long also. Still watch his content tho just wish he put more effort into and just only put in quality content in the videos.

[@thaizeeee6624]

@@yagagang1854 I mean there is some good stuff for sure. But I agree yeah. Dont think hes solely to blame though, youtube makes it very hard for you to be visible if you dont follow the algorhythm. I used to watch another gaming channel and at some point I missed half a year worth of videos because he got demonetized. His views more than halved and he quit after attempting to please the algorhythm for a while.

[@yagagang1854]

@@thaizeeee6624 yeah youre right, my original comment is kind of harsh, I understand why he does it and i dont really blame him or hate him for it. But there is ways of appeasing the algorithm and making a good video. I see the potential and just want him to succeed and make some banger videos

[@thaizeeee6624]

@@yagagang1854 Yeah, well put. He can probably make decent videos and still please youtube. Its just gonna take more effort

[@venmoot]

I don’t know who this person is and why I got recommended their content but I’m living for it

[@maximator3471]

This reminds me of old dangerously funny content

[@salt7767]

“I’ll probably check the wiki” that’s my motto right there

[@thatonefrog3198]

Dude I love community so glad you do too!

[@qmorgan5223]

you can press the tab key to switch hot bars so you dont have to manually move the items between rows in your inventory

[@existential_horror5045]

tbh I didn't know the living hat was so rare, I got two in my first playthrough and absolutely none on any other farm lol

[@squidlox5459]

Man's really forgot to eat the food that increases farming level.

[@turt5880]

The living hat has a 0.001%. That's one in one hundred thousand

[@MatasBuzelisMuse]

The Good Place is a really good show.

[@epicplayer0]

2:40 Lol i have 3 garbage hats laying in my chest 😂

[@wingman2h]

this guy and the tractor is literally unseperateable

[@shirin8609]

*inseparable

[@nesso.9944]

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is a show I didn't think I'd enjoy but I'm addicted now. It's on Hulu. Great video, I love insane money schemes!

[@D.S69]

how dare you throw away a living hat

[@bri3083]

i got the garbage hat 3 times with 2 stardew valley years my fist time playing but i always threw them because i never wore them and didnt know they were rare

[@DrZaius3141]

Sooooo.... you didn't eat Qi seasoned Farmer's Lunch?

[@christianstonecipher1547]

The money counter in the top right didn't break it simply didn't have enough digits to display the full amount. 321,722,000 turned into 21,722,000

[@Lololsans]

Community is a 10/10 to me and another show I enjoy is Superstore. Not as good but I think it’s still great. Gets better as you go on imo

[@iuvleymia]

So you go the Living hat at 1:04 if you go to 1:04 you can see it on the side where the stuff his gathering you can see it :)

[@jennifergruta61]

oh yeah! thanks

[@ruairicuthbert-ross8571]

that "candle" is a Fez

[@amandarockhold8390]

6:42 equivalent to i don’t care you broke your elbow

[@jamesdizon5133]

arrested development and community got me through the second lockdown

[@justFoxPLS]

I love how it's like: 1000000 iridium quality 34 regular

[@Milli_2306]

To think it could have been even more crazy if he used qi seasoned Farmers Lunch(I hope that this is the correct one).

[@keisisqrl]

can’t believe Lisa Simpson is a Disney princess now

[@davinw1671]

I've been watching Dark on netflix. It's a german time travel drama that is extremely confusing and extremely intriguing.

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

(1:59) press f to pay respects for waligug's 3060 ti (5:36) Giga Farm Farm. The Department of Redundancy Department now has a competitor.

[@clownfish_21]

the good place is one of my favourite shows, very binge worthy

[@_Tzer]

the travelling merchant appears 3 times during the night market.

[@tannyn01]

A show I'd highly recommend is Bojack Horseman if you'd like an adult cartoon that dives into serious subjects every now and then. The 1st season throws most people off, though I believe it's the weakest of the show in general. Despite that, the later seasons are great.

[@leonschaub7414]

I dont get it the sweet gem berry is such a good crop it makes me the most money out of all of them. Im growing them in the grrenhouse so i get around 250000g in 20 days.

[@tetrikitty1686]

the problem with sweet gem berries is that you can't really buy the seeds outside of the 2 chances per week from the travelling cart, so a lot of your berries have to go back into the seed maker and that loses you money compared to starfruit (oasis sells seeds) or ancient fruit (plant once and it makes fruit forever in the greenhouse)

[@boblobgobstopper13214]

A greenhouse full of ancient fruit into wine makes me 240,000 every 2 weeks

[@leonschaub7414]

@@boblobgobstopper13214 im working on getting more ancient fruit. I have one planted and am waiting for it to grow.

[@boblobgobstopper13214]

@@leonschaub7414 it's a slow start but the literal fruits of your labour are well worth it 💰 always stay on the grind

[@55minecraft]

@@tetrikitty1686 You can put them through the seed maker after your first harvest actually! what i usually do is half the lower grade ones (normal/silver) and run those through the maker for a boost in seed count before spring next year o:

[@realMG420]

If you're into more dramatic TV shows, Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul are the best I've ever seen

[@dunodisko2217]

“Oh my inventor- *OP*”

[@Jiwowie]

fr called the traveling merchant "he"????

[@AnarchoTak]

ikr

[@EconoSpagetti]

If you’ve not watched them. Superstore and brooklyn 9-9 are great sitcoms i always watch when i’m down (alongside community) I know i’m 9 months late but i have to recommend them.

[@jacoblott-nx7ho]

The hat on the pig’s head is a Fez

[@Anne-hp2fn]

Quick tip for those who don't know : use the Tab key to scroll through your inventory

[@MushroomEater64]

Me: **Deletes my old farm to start over on the standard**

[@kitkatty52211]

Maid on Netflix is good, it's about a domestic abuse survivor trying to escape. For anime I recommend assassination classroom or kakegurui. For movies, my all time favorites are Coraline, the original Beetlejuice, and 9 (yes the last one is just the number 9).

[@Grant-bx5fv]

Waligug, I highly recommend Bojack Horseman. It’s probably the best show I’ve ever seen, but it’s an emotional journey.

[@skyterrier]

5:38 What's funny is that i threw the living hat in the trash without knowing how rare it was XDD.

[@FelipeGames08]

The selling box after waligug puts all of the berrys: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH HELP MIIIII

[@aendererseje]

funny 😐

[@FelipeGames08]

@@aendererseje i didnt ask ur opnion

[@aendererseje]

@@FelipeGames08 opinion* + didn't* + you forgot "for"

[@FelipeGames08]

@@aendererseje i dont care + didnt ask to judge my comment

[@aendererseje]

@@FelipeGames08 don't* + didn't*

[@mishaplays7118]

waligug becomes old df 2021 colorised

[@pinapplepizzza2313]

some times all i think about is poo late nights when im in the bathroom

[@thatfastrunner6478]

Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul are both amazing shows

[@aljayfeverdeflor1743]

I GOT THE LIVING HAT ON THE FIRST DAY IN MY FIRST YEAR

[@emilybelisle1902]

Wow! Incredible luck! I got 2 garbage hats in one save, currently on year three, and got a different one in a separate save, I think year two.

[@Steve_Cox]

Same, but i somehow corrupted save and were forced to start second(

[@SpiritzCandy]

Yeah right 😒

[@mirjanbouma]

​@@SpiritzCandy it happens.

[@leobastian_]

honestly sweet gem berrys would be pretty good if they were able to be turned into wine but in the time you can make 1 sweet gem berry you can grow 2 starfruits for 800g instead of 1k and then sell those for more then a iridium quality berry when turned into wine

[@kpoppy9635]

But then you have to make the tons of kegs in order to do that. Like... I would do that with ancient fruit not starfruit. Cause ancient fruit doesn't cost you anything and keeps reproducing. And the fact that you don't have to make SGBs into wine is a plus for those of us who don't feel like making tons of kegs.