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[@theratman6718]

Ok

[@dice8418]

Hi wholesome

[@Gaslekgaming25]

Get that bag king

[@TMOComedyy]

Bro commented one day ago

[@AIeksBush]

Stay on the grind and keep the enemies away

[@miacasual1263]

This feels the same as joining a friend group with preexisting in-jokes and being left on your own to piece things together

[@B1G_GUY__]

ONE PIECE!!!

[@aspirinaVEVO]

i couldn't have explained it better

[@yellowpie]

We did it guys we solved parasociality

[@quinn_isnt]

enemy-having behavior

[@fireblade696]

Guys I am in the friend group because I am personal friends with Dash. Not parasocial.

[@alterrys]

before this video, i had many enemies. after this video has shown me the ways of stoicism, i no longer have enemies. thank you dash.

[@Banan_Man_]

before this video, i had no enemies. after this video, your enemies came to me and now i have enemies

[@sharkyyy134_bs2]

@@Banan_Man_ what the fuck are those emojis

[@AbduShu]

You’re my enemy

[@PointsofData]

I read that as "thank you death" and I mean...it works.

[@king_katto]

Now hear me out You have no enemies, but no one believes you

[@freezeboy13]

Im stoic 🗿

[@thediamondsplat8233]

and you die in 10 years

[@agents6276]

smashing that button 100%

[@Jscon864]

I push the button because whether or not other people believe me is not important because I’m not affected by things outside of my control.

[@mr._the7651]

​@@Jscon864I don't believe you

[@anauxiliatrix3484]

Altrive kinda seems like the type of guy to have no enemies (he is too wholesome), but idk, I’ll have to check him live to find out

[@Nocron]

Just wait until he speaks of lions and/or pokemon

[@lonelydoku3725]

There’s no dislikes on this video cause Altrive has no enemies.

[@buttermaster5236]

I have changed that.

[@Dragon_640]

​​​@@buttermaster5236you're not his enemy, because he doesn't have any. He's too wholesome.

[@DeluxeSimp]

there are 48 dislikes... altrive does not consider these dislikers enemies

[@bulkypigeon]

Jawsh comparing himself to Shadow the Hedgehog made everything make sense.

[@imnotavk]

Coming into this stream from the Alpharad raid, my brain was so fried after the 2 hours of listening to "I have no enemies, I'm stoic"

[@LostBlade776]

This is one of the most mentally insane Altrive videos and that's really saying something

[@LostBlade776]

Also if you are wondering how I know when this video came out so recently that I couldn't have watched the whole thing it's because I checked him live and saw it already live

[@vinniepowell7438]

It's not insane it's stoic.

[@LostBlade776]

@@vinniepowell7438 So true bestie

[@co5micwaffle742]

Every time I hear the word stoic I just think about payday where stoicism means drinking whiskey to become invincible

[@frick6480]

@@LostBlade776i don’t have besties because emotions cloud my judgement and i don’t have enemies because i’m a stoic because it is what it is

[@lrgogo1517]

The "Louvre Invasion" and "Goodbye to a World" performances could have honestly been anything and I wouldn't be able to tell over the gang's bickering

[@yellowpie]

I got made fun of for saying I liked Diogenes during this stream but Jawsh choosing to make fun of me was out of my control so I won’t let it upset me because I’m a stoic and I have no enemies

[@quartermoon138]

Finally, stoic nihilistic content creators that I can watch (not enjoy, because enjoyment is meaningless)

[@PatchworkRose567]

I’m not quite sure what happened in this video but I do know that Dash has no enemies, and that’s pretty wholesome.

[@DrawerSkull]

i should check him live...

[@sharkyyy134_bs2]

W

[@Luingi]

W

[@bigman4610]

W

[@toriathan3082]

W

[@Burntayo]

W

[@bixbyte_]

I couldnt hear 90% of the songs over Jawsh ranting and Altrive laughing 10/10

[@KnightofBretonnia]

What I was Expecting: Funny Singing Monsters making references. What I got: Jawsh *SCREAMING* over the stream and Funny Singing Monsters. I'm pretty certain he has enemies now.

[@Primarina341]

He has no enemies he's stoic

[@PointsofData]

​@@Primarina341 damn you right

[@atwistedb]

Why would someone so wholesome have any enemies?

[@ChimboFunk]

She singing on my monsters till I have no enemies

[@Luingi]

This video has no enemies cause of the awesome manscaped sponsorship including the performance package 4 which is an absolute game changer for your hygiene needs

[@sharkyyy134_bs2]

Wow i should buy a razor from manscaped

[@RevenantNeverDies]

pray to god you have good aim or else you will lose the game of life in 3 seconds@@sharkyyy134_bs2

[@Wh_rl]

Altrive has no enemies, jawsh has complained so much that he is enemies.

[@rhyano_]

I randomly got this in my recommended and good lord "I don't think Mr. Beast has any enemies aged like bananas and milk

[@Nolabray21]

Fr at least a million people disliking his videos🤣

[@jakepeng9962]

There is a mushroom monster in this game called sqout who canonically kidnaps little insect monsters and brutally beats them up to make drum music which gives them ptsd. They have no enemies, only victims.

[@poyloos4834]

Did Josh like, not take his pills today? This is like, the “Jawsh Unfiltered Experience.”

[@Junya01]

I’m guessing he watched Vinland Saga season 2

[@Garmantula]

@@Junya01 one might say he has no enemies

[@RevenantNeverDies]

white girls "try not to say like every 2 milliseconds" challenge (impossible)

[@poyloos4834]

@@RevenantNeverDies erm, I’ll have you know that I’m like, actually not a girl, broski. I’m literally just a Californian dude. Like, come on

[@Garmantula]

@@RevenantNeverDies like, dude it sounds like you might like I dunno, have enemies or like something like that

[@xman9354]

Oh the misery. Every single person is my enemy

[@TheVeemoEnthusiast]

Can we rename this video to this video has no enemies (jawsh yelling for 18 minutes)

[@gaminggamer7103]

Shoutout to the VOD where you said there was no way you could make this a video

[@Mokiwave]

Guys I can confirm, he has no enemies.

[@Mokiwave]

Joker Persona would never have enemies

[@konumbra]

dude I'm so happy there's another one of these videos theyre my favourite

[@donuttheturtle2.070]

This video feels like “you have Uno”

[@GamerGuyMike]

I never thought I’d see the day where altrive got a genuine ball hair sponsor

[@IDontCare231]

Of course Jawsh is the average Reddit atheist. We could tell by how much he complains and ignores reality.

[@StiggyAzalea]

Happiest I've seen jawsh in a while

[@luckydueces5873]

I couldn’t even hear any of the songs. As someone who had no enemies, I’ve changed my mind this video is my enemy

[@canadianquarter7961]

Trying to watch a youtuber read a manscaped ad without picturing their clean shaven balls

[@qwertybear.7120]

Jaws having no enemies for 18 minutes and 29 seconds

[@patrickbattle232]

I love the videos where Jawsh is just going insane

[@petersansgaming8783]

quoting vinland saga in the title but putting vagabond in the thumbnail is definitely a thing you did

[@happyboy07685]

i am enemies with this vi- *gets shot 50 morbillion times in the chest*

[@reaperdeathgod1]

I just love that my man altrive is sponsored. I went away for a bit but now I'm back and watching him be sponsored on youtube just makes me feel good :)

[@picklejuice3.3]

Saying "Ladies and Gentlemen" as a beginning to a Manscaped ad is rather ironic lmao

[@SnufflySpy]

This video has as many enemies as Mr. Altrive could ever have

[@grandma462]

I love how you can never actually hear the songs over Jawsh complaining

[@Kirbo710]

I cant believe this video has no enemies

[@Aisunai]

The first couple minutes before the ad read felt like a fever dream

[@dice8418]

He’s too wholesome

[@co5micwaffle742]

I have no enemies that are currently alive

[@wafflewizardanimation8058]

if I had a nickel for every time I saw a popular KZbinr coincedentally reference Rhythm Thief, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it' weird that it happened twice

[@InsertFunnyThingHere]

I know a person that's like endlessly obsessed with Rhythm Thief so I just can't see rhythm thief normally anymore

[@sharkyyy134_bs2]

6:52 I AM UNDERSOUPTALE SO HYPE 🤩

[@Minigolfwindmill]

I FREAKING LOVE MY SINGING MONSTERS!

[@aidancabrales7794]

The Musashi thumbnail is a mental flashbang

[@imuwuforu]

I came for the funny meme songs I stayed for the pseudophilosophical discussion (because it didnt let me hear the funny meme songs)

[@portl1298]

The fact y’all were talking over all of these songs makes me think I’m your enemy

[@captainmark2834]

your uncle is watching and glad you have NO enemies.

[@OliviaZephyr]

there were a lot of games I thought this video would be based on the thumbnail and title, My Singing Monsters was somehow not one of them.

[@Happy156]

it's such a shame this video flopped in the view department, this is one of my favorite videos by you! i go back to it like every other week, and i die laughing every time

[@alexxak2074]

ikr hearing jawsh yapping and screaming is my fave kind of content

[@kenkenn.]

Before this video, I watched a video about developer trolling. After watching this video, I have no enemies.

[@Real_Micah_Bell]

jawsh really said that he's a stoic because he listens to classical music after calling turkish march fur elise

[@dice8418]

Cris chan recycling is epic

[@rushisbased4581]

I cant stop thinking about altrives balls now after that manscaped ad

[@Amodh1257]

This was a complete fever-dream as someone who has not consumed one iota of deltarune-related media

[@Amodh1257]

WHAT DOES BEING STOIC MEAN??? IS THIS A REFERENCE??? WHHAAATTTTTT

[@astridbergmans]

​@Amodh1257 stoicism is not from deltarune is valuable information

[@DaSlimyGoat]

Stoic is a real word and not from any specific media.

[@Captain_Willlow]

I feel like I'm having an aneurism and getting dementia while watching this video.

[@jeowjshjsj3918]

i want to show this to my friend after she gets out of jail she’ll be so confused

[@Champion919Games]

Nothing to do with Vinland Saga okay, good to know

[@pandaserthepanda1514]

I have no enemies because i use antiperspirant

[@tehfriedwaffles]

this was the steam of all time

[@antorequiem1205]

Oh my God are you kidding i watched the vod for this Yesterday I'll repeat what i said under that video I am starting to think Jawsh isn't mentalky well because there Is no way he says the same thing 7 times acts like it's the First and then repeats the process Actually this Will probably make no sense because he probably won't things as many times as the VOD Nvm he was Just as annoying Kinda bummed they didn't include the bad apple

[@benjaminauge8987]

I hated every second of this. When's the next one?

[@bulkypigeon]

My thoughts exactly

[@skttrbrain2513]

never expected a Vagabond thumbnail and a VinlandSaga title on an Altrive Plus video of all things

[@chickwithanaxe]

The shadow comparison knocked me out

[@ChildNightmare]

This is incomprehensible

[@Nocron]

I couldn't finish this video, Jawsh is actually my enemy bro

[@isaachart9926]

For not being upset about it, jawsh is quite upset about it all the time. Jesus, I can't even hear the msm

[@romacalor]

The stoic and inscrutable Duncan

[@Dieggohmate]

I watched the Chris chan video and I won't say it ruined my day because I'm a stoic and it is what it is

[@FishinMaelin]

Vinland Saga changed Jawsh's life to not be Dream's enemy

[@Jamlord2061]

in my head MSM stands for my singing monsters. the msm composer app was sick (my memory told me it was free looked at it relatively recently and it wasn’t :( still cool though).

[@firirk4150]

This is the worst day of my life

[@jb_a_sentient_bot5149]

I can't wait until Jawsh discovers Alisa Zinov'yevna Rosenbaum

[@chefmonkynotgaming]

this video has 9 enemies

[@ShieldStop]

Jawsh going on a rant is like a car crash that you can't look away from but i won't say that because i can't control how he thinks so i don't actually care

[@Rasp_berri]

I HATE this video >:( Edit: after shortly writing this the video has given me millions of dollars and has blessed me so I am no longer an enemy :)

[@SpicyMapping]

this video is what aderall feels like

[@BevinEG]

Much like Shadow, I am.

[@Pig_stain]

Got an antiperspirant ad watching this video, funniest part

[@whackareal]

Today i asked everyone i know if they have enemies and im proud to say that most of them are stoics

[@ajm0208]

Another slithera classic

[@charcat08_40]

I loved this video but I could hardly hear any of the islands over jawsh and the rest of the fellas talking about how little amount of enemies they have

[@Dieggohmate]

No way I get to watch the vod and the video the same day

[@angeloid_]

this is one of my favorite videos

[@PointsofData]

Jawsh single handedly bringing back Internet Bloodsports and I gotta tell you, it's just as bad as the first time round. 10/10

[@SouthO118]

Jawsh complaining about philosophy is insane considering the stream where he ranted about Plato and the platonic forms for an hour. Jawsh should start reading Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil.

[@your_local_dr5311]

This Jawsh guy has no enemies

[@name-tx5qu]

Jawsh was saying words

[@Kota_lovesyou]

Guys I don’t know if you guys have thought about this, but I think altrive might not have ANY enemies 😱😱😱

[@Azazelnotisaac]

5:45 is just Jawsh

[@AnArtGuy_]

Jawsh is my favorite singing monster in this video

[@deletoblue9163]

Try not to think about altrive's clean balls when he talks about manscaped challenge (impossible difficulty)

[@DJedwardyang]

can we do this video but with absurdism instead of stoicism that would be #swag #money

[@dranuc3]

On that vinland saga type beat

[@dabiggestratintown]

On my quest for enemies this video does not help