This Week in Sportsball - NFL Week Five Edition (2024)

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In all seriousness, this week is about as fucked as it can get. Tank Bowls, chaos, firings, arrests, and even more.
Enough talk: It's time to get into the glories of the Thicc Pick!

[@OgumaPocchi]

"THAT WAS A THICK PICK. A THICK PICK" Never retire kevin.

[@karlcalvert812]

Kevin da goat Harlan

[@quigonkenny]

Absolute 🐐

[@Chuck_EL]

​@@karlcalvert812 absolutely

[@tylergarrett8066]

He dropped another banger on the Lamar TD pass to Likely. He has some legendary mic'd up moments when the Ravens and Bengals play

[@AYoungAdultOnYoutube]

That better be in the intro for next week

[@atcraft1070]

WE HAVE OUR FIRST TANK BOWL LETS GO

[@theWanderersnotebook]

PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR TANK BOWL!

[@NK-qn6pq]

IN WEEK FIVE!!! That's serious dedication to the tank right there. Dolphins might as well since their season is over without Tua.

[@R3negade130]

A Heavyweight Tank Bowl!

[@MaroxXIIIproductions]

The production graphics for Tank Bowl is insane too! Tree needs to get a World of Tanks sponsor for added hilarity.

[@CrimsonKiwii]

@@NK-qn6pq tua is back for the cardinal's game. easily could be 3-3 when he comes back

[@jacenabbott3446]

the football week is never officially over until i hear “IM CALLING BOTH GAMES”

[@oddballskull1941]

You people need to fucking stop

[@qwilliams1539]

👎

[@ronnickels5193]

And we got our first *TANK BOWL!*

[@TFslattt]

Facts

[@SuperDuperHappyTime]

Counterpoint: My football week never officially starts until I hear “IM CALLING BOTH GAMES”

[@Coyotek4]

Kevin Harlan is the NFL gift that keeps on giving. First "I'M CALLING BOTH GAMES!", and now "THAT WAS A THICK PICK!"

[@shocktrauma85]

His call of that Ravens Bengals game was poetic. His excitement level is usually high but he outdid himself. It was a great game though.

[@Karina_Smith-z3o]

I really enjoy the weekly football recaps. Thank you so much.

[@utterchaos1765]

Thicc pick joins the hall of iconic calls

[@pmadude160]

You know the editing software, is actually damn good.

[@karlcalvert812]

😂

[@BJWanlund]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@HutchIsOnYT]

I’M EDITING BOTH VIDEOS!

[@JonesDylan874]

"We're not urinating on the comments, man"

[@karlcalvert812]

@@JonesDylan874 Sucks to suck little boy I already took a 💩 on the comments 🤣

[@iAmCyberwaste]

SHOUTOUT TO THE EDITING SOFTWARE FINALLY PLAYING NICE.

[@elliotkerachsky189]

The bama shit at the end had me dead 💀

[@vince11harris]

As a bama fan we deserve it

[@Kaiserboo1871]

@@vince11harris Who the hell goes from beating Georgia to losing to Vanderbilt. F***ING VANDERBILT.

[@Andrew-s3b]

More dead than their dynasty

[@dboii9741]

@@vince11harrishow the hell did Daboer lose with Saban’s pieces? That was beyond embarrassing

[@dunessanful]

Who the hell is Diego Pavia 🤣

[@adamquraishi1127]

The week ain't truly over until we all hear the greatest line in the history of mankind: "We're not urinating on the fire"

[@E-Brightvoid]

I’M CALLING BOTH GAMES

[@kyperactive]

Ill take this over "Im calling both ga-" And some NPC had to spite me. Yay.

[@MadManMitch]

@@kyperactiveIM CALLING BOTH GAMES

[@kyperactive]

@@MadManMitch Actual brain sludge, holy god.

[@dboii9741]

Tomlin didn’t actually say that😂 no way

[@rpsnider85]

Also, for the Tankbowl I would really appreciate it if you added the most glorious tank of all time, T-28 Super Heavy, crawling across the screen. Its nickname is incredibly fitting...DOOMTURTLE.

[@itsmejayfree]

Haha yes! Favorite comment

[@JamesIsAway]

Repeat after me the golden rule, boys and girls: “American tank names do not have hyphens”

[@captain_misaki]

Also, the Pz. VIII Maus and the Pz. IV would be nice.

[@Legolion17]

You're thinking of the T95

[@JamesIsAway]

@@Legolion17 the second golden rule of American tanks, everyone: the T28 and the T95 are the exact same thing, and you are legally obligated to correct every stupid World of Tanks player who thinks otherwise

[@marco4103]

Here's some games at long last! 0:00 IM CALLING BOTH GAMES 0:13 Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs Atlanta Falcons (Battle of the elites) 3:08 New York Jets vs Minnesota Vikings (The king demands royal punishment) 4:35 Robert Saleh fired 5:55 Carolina Panthers vs Chicago Bears (Do we bother of how the game went) 6:51 Cleveland Browns vs Washington Commanders (The saga of Jayden Daniels must be made!) 8:04 Miami Dolphins vs New England Patriots (Tank Bowl 1: Turnovers of punts a plenty to another shitshow performance) 9:49 Jabrill Peppers arrested and charged 10:41 Indianapolis Colts vs Jacksonville Jaguars (The fortunate has occurred of the Treavor Era that should've happened in Week 1) 12:47 Buffalo Bills vs Houston Texans (H-towns ultimate journey continues) 14:50 Sean McDermott wins Lolcow of the Week! 15:02 Baltimore Ravens vs Cincinnati Bengals (Can't escape the unbungling) 18:25 Las Vegas Raiders vs Denver Broncos (Sound the alarm the ride is coming) 19:45 Green Bay Packers vs Los Angeles Rams (Plaguing injuries resulting a mass suicide watch) 21:00 New York Giants vs Seattle Seahawks (Out derping yourselves of a 75% chance of winning) 22:54 Arizona Cardinals vs San Francisco 49ers (Mike Shannahan's kryptonite) 25:15 Dallas Cowboys vs Pittsburgh Steelers (Days of Our Steelers episode 5: The 1am Drama) 26:57 New Orleans Saints vs Kansas City Chiefs (The bullshit can't be contained as the gods grace their kingdom 28:04 Alabama wins Lolcow of the Week! 29:14 Injuries

[@johnny9277]

dude. it hasn’t even been out for 10 mins…

[@aaron-n]

how

[@roymuthee5094]

The battle of elites🫡🥲

[@28eternalsterling31]

Two thousand nine hundred fourteen? Maybe outside the games, but I highly doubt the football gods are THAT bloodthirsty.

[@dominicjannazo7144]

don't forget the Thicc Picc at the end

[@cheddar813]

My city is getting obliterated by a hurricane right now, glad to have this to keep morale up tonight. Thanks UT

[@AndrewBlechinger]

And your guys get the Saints next week. You know, the team with a backup QB under center. Pillage 'em.

[@jjtheenton]

How thoughtful of Jordan Love to give us a glorious meme while Will Levis was off for a week 🙏

[@karlcalvert812]

@@jjtheenton As a packers fan from Minnesota I can confirm that Love, Nick Mullens, Deshaun Watson, Diddy, Will Levis, Carson Beck, are all brothers from other mothers. Their father is a twisted inbred from Appalachia. Some are more redeemable than others but the memes and bad quarterbacking are in their DNA

[@TwintailFox]

I will always admire this man's ability to make every recap a fun listen, alongside his amazing taste in video game OST's.

[@20Unknown]

22:54 is my jam!

[@Wenew17]

17:54 was not expecting the dark souls music, good choice as king Henry takes the souls of all who stand before him

[@LukeMillner]

He’s actually used it as the Bengals theme for a long while now. Fits their historic misery

[@InchonDM]

Every team, or most of them, has wound up with a leitmotif over the years for when they fuck up. We heard a few of the rarer ones in this episode -- the Raiders' with the bicycle bell at the start, for instance. But since at least the second and possibly even the first season of Sportsball, this one has been the Bungles'. They haven't had that name for a few years now, but it is who they are. Gwyn, Lord of Cincy, keeper of the Escaloser.

[@afrozen10-02]

@@LukeMillner it hurts. It hurts so much.

[@chillvibesdemon]

The Bengals and gwyn are a like both have their Highs and both have their fall let hope the Bengals don't go hollow like gwyn

[@Wenew17]

@InchonDM it's crazy I've watched this dudes videos for years now and I didn't even notice! It's details like this that make this dude the best sports youtuber for me.

[@MrMackay64]

All that fresh tree sponsorship is going into new Tankbowl graphics year to year. I dig it.

[@MrWaifuTaker]

Here faster than the mood swings of a Giants fan against the Seahawks last week.

[@MohawkPotatoSA]

I had whiplash from the game

[@CJCraigMedia]

IM CALLING BOTH GAMES

[@ToppCuber]

The culture is actually damn good

[@qwilliams1539]

👎

[@davyt0247]

I still remember the first video last year when he forgot it. We revolted.

[@danielpatterson1576]

Never thought the day would come when Joe Flacco would become our savior from rampant crappy QB play. He’s truly the last paragon of a bygone era

[@PopularNobody]

It's super weird how much he's praising Joe burrow and ranting about his HC. But dismissed Lamar's game and joked about the fumble. But when borrow throws an int it's "of course that's the first mistake he makes"

[@boltman7000292]

Denver? In the thumbnail? FOR A GOOD REASON?!? What a time to be alive!

[@rodm5577]

In hurricane Milton. Watching with last battery

[@ogvegeta3286]

Same no power in Tampa

[@mason.11]

stay safe you guys 🙏🏻

[@acedetective7280]

Stay safe, bros.

[@sderle]

Stay safe!!

[@ogvegeta3286]

@@rodm5577 a skyscraper construction crane just collapsed on to a building in downtown at Pete

[@benabramowitz18]

I swear, the Curse Wheel managed to protect both the Chiefs AND the Royals on Monday night.

[@matthewholtz4237]

Don’t mind me, just sitting here refreshing KZbin until I see a new Sportsball recap

[@bdbacon80]

My favorite part of every NFL week. Thank you

[@Nick_T_90]

I knew there was no way Tree was gonna miss making fun of Alabama for losing to Vanderbilt

[@joshdickey6164]

I know this isn’t NFL related, but we really need a Congratulations video for Florida State at the end of the College Football season.

[@jbanerje14]

I love the Halo music at 11:40 to introduce Joe Flacco 😅

[@MrMarcus2190]

That delay of game turned that field goal into a 50+ yarder which one me in fantasy!!! Thank you ATLANTA!!!

[@JoelDJohnson1986]

My lord that Ravens game...Tree, I love football.

[@wnlgibson1]

Hearing Halo music to Joe Flacco highlights is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever heard/ seen.

[@miketoye2568]

It must be Wednesday cause UTREE has blessed us with a video.

[@MichaelToye-mx8cl]

Yep

[@Hunzyplus]

BRO the red alert 2 voice at the very end "unit lost" just transported me through time and space back to my childhood. thank you

[@Scoliosis]

Truly are we blessed with such an early Tank Bowl. Blessed be we.

[@purgeutopia8696]

Deshaun isn't cooked, he's deep fried.

[@basicolive836]

I was just looking for this 5 minutes ago, thank you Tree

[@cptncrzy8617]

I'm a Bills fan, and if Sean McDermott isn't Lolcow of the week, I'll be disappointed. He's had 8 years, and he's still making questionable and ridiculous decisions

[@Davidjon1946]

Same here i told everyone the bills would struggle badly especially at wide receiver i thank mcdermott for his years of development of our key players but he and beane are not what this tea. Needs

[@cptncrzy8617]

@@Davidjon1946 I'm losing hope, but he's the best coach we've had since Marv. I think he's gonna fired if we lose on the Wild Card or if we lose to KC in the playoffs for the 1244573 time

[@bramstedt8997]

The subtle Tourette’s guy snippet at 16:49 had me dying

[@frankthetank520]

Og KZbin content

[@TheMagnusGaming]

+1,000,000 pts for the Dostoevsky reference. Pure gold...

[@stormuse.normous1225]

Agreed 👍👍👍👍👍

[@Burk3e]

Gwyn, Lord of Cinder fucking slaps. Happy every time I hear it in your videos.

[@MaddDogg316]

I hope the "THAT WAS A THICC PICK" makes it into the intro.

[@yaboycjm5581]

Ur truly the best in the business tree keep up the fantastic work

[@DerpnessCF]

As someone who lives in Germany and is a Steelers fan I have to say: The game started at 3am and ended with a dagger in my heart at 7am. I stayed up all night for this..

[@karlcalvert812]

Who called the Cardinals upset? Rhetorical question, about 6% of us did. The real question: If you were a 6 percenter, are you a salty NFC West fan (about 4.5%, and kudos for being one of if not the worst division in football)? Might u be a hopium-driven Cardinals fan? About 1%? Or do you fall in to the 0.5% that actually thought they would take the dub?

[@EM33700]

Rejoice men, for Tank Bowl has returned for our enjoyment!

[@ramon3964]

To the founder of Urinating Tree. The videos you make every week are really enjoyable and I want to thank you for making them. I was watching you at the end of the Steeler game the other day and I know that really sucked. I've been a Seahawks fan since 1976 and I understand your pain...at least we got one. Just wanted to thank you and God bless you 🎉

[@HenryDaNinth]

For years, UrinatingTree has been pretty damn good.

[@MatthiaGryffine]

"Prepare yourselves... for Tank Bowl!!!"

[@analoguegeek]

I don’t even like football but I love IM CALLING BOTH GAMES and THE CULTURE IS ACTUALLY DAMN GOOD

[@Brandon-qd2lb]

Tank bowls are back!!! Enjoy the battle for that trophy!

[@andrewharvey6011]

Please, Tree. I need my hockey.

[@slaebae3434]

I'm not kidding, the only reason I watch NFL games during the MLB Playoffs is so I have context for your videos.

[@patrickfoley4185]

I love how much of a video game fan you are Tree. The SNES/Genesis music/sound effects are always fun but I did not expect the Dark Souls music during the Bengals/Ravens recap lol. ❤

[@Hiro1oo1]

"THAT WAS A THICK PICK!" has got to join the intro voice overs mid season through, or at least for playoffs and on. What a thick pick of a sound clip

[@MisterVercetti]

It joined today. Listen more closely, grasshopper.

[@aRBy125]

It was in the intro!

[@RickAltair]

"A thicc pick" is wild and I love the fuck out of it! I'm trying to figure out why I haven't heard it called that before.

[@jackso_28]

I’m convinced Joe Flacco will play football longer than Brady did

[@soapsatellite]

If he can get kicking and punting lessons, he could become the modern George Blanda

[@theragingravenclaw]

The Indy vs Jags reaction has to be the funniest reviewed game of the year so far 🤣🤣🤣

[@christianhillman1577]

Bruh, Burrow at the end be looking like Heath Ledger's Joker in the prison cell 😅

[@kjsm6167]

"Poetry with the pigskin" and "Shakespeare with the spiral" over the Halo Gregorian choral theme is fucking goated. You are a gentleman and a scholar, Tree.

[@stormuse.normous1225]

I’m impressed, too! Colorful metaphors:)

[@brandon3096]

8:30 that Dostoyevsky line is severely underrated, hats off to you my man

[@novey1024]

Calendars start the week on Sundays. Some even on Mondays. My week? My week starts when Sportsball is uploaded

[@liammurphy1]

One of the best weeks of football I've seen in a while

[@Jasocova]

Tree, one of the best part of your videos is the soundbites you choose to emphasize plays. i love all your references (the Heavy nomnom sack, one of my favorites) and that complements very well your frantic (and powerful) ranting. I sometimes don't understand the Football® as well as you do, but with you I always try my best. thanks!

[@Iwantaburrito]

This video was well worth the wait

[@bigcheese3115]

This is what i needed cause of Hurricane Milton heading my way.

[@JoelDJohnson1986]

Be safe, man.

[@mitchcolburn1216]

Stay safe

[@kevinmerten9933]

stay safe

[@asianpunk2007]

I noticed one similarity between this year's Vikings and the Vikings of 2016. Both seasons they started 5-0. And both of these seasons, week six served as their bye week. In 2016, they self-immolated by only winning three of their final eleven games. The same could be said for 2003. They started 5-0, and then week six was a bye week. Then after that, they proceeded to only win four of their final eleven games of the season. As of lately, the Vikings have started to slow down a little, so I have a feeling that a major collapse is imminent.

[@sderle]

They’re the Vikings. Darnold going 5-0 is classic horror film foreshadowing.

[@SourPatchKun]

I disagree. The reason the collapse happened is because Norv Turner quit midseason with disputes with Mike Zimmer. As long as the OC doesn't quit on them then they should be ok.

[@ultravegito8351]

I love the banjo Kazooie sound effects.

[@RocketSly7]

I'm almost certain it's an intentional choice by Tree to use the Grunty Industries theme to represent the factory of sadness that is the Cleveland Browns 😂

[@samjackson9394]

100 degree heat in an unshaded stadium, with no movement. I was at ACL in 90 degree heat and that was pretty close to hell, but at least I could go in the shade.

[@naomijenkins9186]

I really enjoy the weekly football recaps. Thank you so much 😊

[@Godzeller3143]

I am a little disappointed we didn’t get a comment on Daboll shouting, “STOP POSTING THAT SHIT” in the locker room.

[@samuelniesen8929]

Tree used the Fire Emblem level up noise! I love it!

[@raygc1]

Ive veen waiting all day, SPORTSBALL LET'S GOO

[@nordicsoda9514]

This season feels like a fever dream

[@AJHyoton]

The fact that it takes a minute and forty five seconds to announce all the {injuries+arrests+deaths} is telling...

[@SilverDust90]

I love the game/TV game show music you have in the background.

[@lastsinnersa8002]

The season truly gets into gear when Tank Bowls commence. Ballsy to pull the trigger this early. I am ready for the glorious incompetence that only Tree can make watchable!

[@DannyPlaysStuff]

Would've been not one had Dolphins and Pats could actually play football 😂

[@alexbrangan2885]

11:34 Jesus Christ, Tank, that man had a family!

[@boxproductionz3833]

my week isn't complete until tree drops a this week in sportsball vid.

[@mp3_yt]

sportsball? on my birthday? this just made my day!!! thank you tree!!!

[@ThreePointOneFou]

18:52 A _Katamari Damacy_ reference? I had to stop and think in order to remember that bit ofvvideogame weirdness...

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

When I saw that the Colts vs Jags was in Jacksonville, the outcome was never in doubt. The Colts haven't won in Jacksonville since 2014. My granny was like "You think this will be the Jaguars' first win?" Yes. I KNEW it would be.

[@kennyallen6286]

Sportsball week 5 Tanpa Bay vs. Atlanta 0:12 New York J. vs. Minnesota 3:08 Carolina vs. Chicago 5:53 Cleveland vs. Washington 6:50 Miami vs. New England(Tunk Bowl) 8:02 Indianapolis vs. Jacksonville 10:40 Buffalo vs. Houston (LOLCOWOTW)12:47 Baltimore vs. Cincinnati 15:03 Las Vegas vs. Denver 18:25 Green Bay vs. Los Angeles R. 19:43 Dallas vs Pittsburgh 25:14 New Orleans vs. Kansas City 26:57 Alabama really 28:07 (Double LOLCOWOTW?)

[@UltraMetalHero]

This must be the longest sports ball episode yet!

[@Altasren]

Well. I never thought I'd see clips of my hometown (Quincy) on UT's feed ...

[@curiousKuro16]

He's Mastered Banishment Spells is too funny to be kept in the world of sports ball alone

[@LordJove312]

Thank you U-Tree

[@kennedyhcarr]

Crazy these things are over 30 minutes long now. I love it.

[@jtd4r_]

I was literally sitting on the hot side at the niner game 😭😭

[@kylebryans827]

Thanks as always, Tree

[@NorthernKnights]

So late, there wasn’t even time for tree picks. Love ya man

[@Newbobdole]

The sound mixing of the new effects is PERFECT

[@alextheis1123]

A jenkem reference. Unreal. Tree is a national treasure.

[@RangersNation-qk4px]

SPORTSBALL IS BACK BABY!!!!

[@prospecial]

alabama lolcow of the week, this one was inevitable well earned

[@dylanallard6365]

The week ain’t over till Tree drops the video

[@_honestly_7015]

Best series on KZbin

[@srivatsavyaddanapudi7772]

Find Robert Saleh as a HC for Jacksonville next year reviving TLaw with a young OC from San Fran

[@AntGasowski]

Alas, the glorious TANK BOWL is back!

[@Ari22682]

9:15 Fire Emblem sound effects? I see you are a man of culture as well!