This Woman Is Terrifying

[@goose95722]

One telling thing imo is how she's calm for 90% of the interrogation. If I found my husband dead inside a fucking suitcase I'd be devastated, but her demeanor is so calm.

[@TitanfallTeachings]

It's sad she needs to clean her sons clothes cause she's sick and tired of looking at them.

[@tayman9011]

Yeah but it’s not a sure fire thing. Some people are so overwhelmed they come off as completely ok.

[@interndoug3513]

Oh my god, it’s a women this is unheard of in the sausage fest that is pyro’s channel

[@BlueDisaster]

not that she's calm but that she feels no remorse for her actions. Even if this situation was an accident a normal person would still have a guilty feeling for killing someone you had a connection with. She's acting like a basket-case psychopath; she cares more about her cigarettes than him 💀

[@nunyabsniss1432]

She was ignorant to how much trouble she was in. She thought that because she kept saying it was an accident, that it would be treated like an accident.

[@ItsBocephus]

Hey Pyro, the reason police officers do these interrogations is so that they completely destroy any possible defense she could try to have in court later. They need to establish that she had malicious intent, and that she did it on purpose. They can do that by asking all those questions at the start.

[@liz_merr1003]

But didn't you hear?? It was NOT!! INTENTIONALLY!!

[@Lolololololl]

That’s really cool wow

[@hallmarket]

yea i noticed he said "they kind of didn't need the first half of the interrogation" like

[@eastons_1015]

Pyro kept acting like it was a group a friends hanging out. Its an interrogation for a murder they are gonna get information in any way they can.

[@shaunbarney379]

Don't bother, anytime the narrator points anything out Pyro gets all defensive about it. Like the narrator can point out that somebody constantly opening an empty bottle of water is a sign of uncomfortability and nervousness, and this absolute genius will go "Oh he's playin wiff his wah'ah bah'oh, he must be a psycho!!" All sarcastic like

[@Foiperdue]

It’s such a pity that the husband chose such a bad yet great hiding spot that he beat himself up and locked himself inside and his wife never found him until the next day :pensive:

[@michaelmoore4043]

Diego?

[@neunleben1358]

Just one of those days..

[@Testicule]

Maybe the husband tripped and fell into the suitcase, panicked he tried to free himself but like quicksand once you go into the suitcase, your whole body is trapped! Then thinking he was dumb, he beat himself inside the suitcase. While she was so drowzy she fell asleep.

[@pokeystar101]

Must be a new record!

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

@@Testicule YOUVE CRACKED THE CASE

[@pastelsunset]

I like that JCS comments on and critiques the interrogators' behaviour and techniques as much as those of the suspects. It makes the videos both clearly unbiased and more educational/interesting.

[@pirilon78]

Its cool to find out how specific protocol is so no random person could just enter and do a cringy good cop bad cop or smthng like that

[@Fairies-Keeper]

Though this episode wasn't very good, it's super interesting when the interrogateurs are professional and work together to get to the end. None the less still pretty good.

[@jstar3382]

@@Fairies-Keeper I think it's just a testament to how open and shut of a case this was. They didn't really need to do anything beyond establish whether or not she intended to kill him (she did) They probably didn't care a ton about getting something from her since the video is enough for a conviction

[@d_trich]

I like how people trust JCS without seeing their name, let alone their credentials. They do a good job of convincing people that they have some kind of expertise, when they don't.

[@pirilon78]

@@d_trich 🤡

[@doyerlife9127]

This lady was able to set up puzzles, art, music, but she couldn’t get some cigarettes. This is the greatest anti smoking ad ever

[@Domieboy]

Dont forget “play” she also “played”

[@moxiemaxie3543]

She wanted cigs after the quality time and during early interrogation , the joke doesn't work

[@housemana]

what the hell are you talking about?

[@doyerlife9127]

@Drollmadeee damn right brother

[@the_nepic]

@Drollmadeee least nicotine addicted pyro viewer

[@disisowen]

took me 3 years to beat the angry birds story mode. The end levels are pretty impossible because you have to break stone and are facing the good big pigs while your stuck with the small red bird and maybe like the blue bird.

[@DistinguishedSeal]

Great job! I've never managed to beat those games xd.

[@gracethefoxx]

Thank you owen very cool

[@martyanger-purcha3855]

Congratulations

[@dedraw8951]

Wow! Great job man, that must’ve been pretty damn hard! Especially considering this video!

[@Prismate]

the pyrocynical comment section is an enigma

[@Aluminum.K]

Pyro continuously misinterpreting the Miranda Rights while refusing to acknowledge everyone correcting him is so Pyro

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

Average British person trying to understand the American government.

[@MrHastygamer]

My favourite part of Pyro reactions is just him miss understanding everything that is said, it makes watching the original video and the reaction different.

[@ChrisMaxCisneros]

He's a complete r3t4rd lol it's so obvious

[@velomeister]

he sometimes just doesn't catch what is being said in the videos, true dementia moment fr

[@saunorine]

whats worse, hasan leaving a stream mid "reaction" or someone paying attention and getting the same amount of info as hasan@@velomeister

[@cryoticx5772]

I don't think Pyro understands the point of these interrogations. They are trying to make her say that it was intentional so she cant claim anything else later in court. It's not pointless, they are trying to trap her in lies and eventually get a confession.

[@1.21gigawatts2]

Would have been a better defense if she went with the good old "BDSM foreplay gone wrong" excuse.

[@acat4215]

Or if she wasn't completely plastered, call up a lawyer so somebody smarter could use the "We Both Reached for the Gun" excuse. Considering that the dude already had like multiple domestic violence charges against him.

[@stinkymonke3622]

​@@acat4215 no, come oooonn how would that justify stuffing him in a suitcase and leaving him in it overnight?

[@acat4215]

@Stinky Monke Maybe, she can just say that she started getting scared when he was yelling and being aggressive in the suitcase. So she got Vietnam flashbacks and went upstairs in her plastered mind to fall asleep. Instead of being 1st degree murder she might end up with negligent murder idk.

[@Fairies-Keeper]

She would still go to jail, but not as long.

[@pokebe380]

that was part of what she said, that the scratches on his back were from having sex lmao

[@Longshanks1690]

Pyro intentionally left the Petscop video sitting there in the bottom of the screen knowing he will never make Petscop 2 as a way to torment and psychologically abuse his audience. He is the real criminal who should be the star of a JCS video here. 😢 (Which he would then also promptly watch on stream.)

[@josiah3183]

Petscop 2: The best video you'll never watch

[@HeatherBarks]

doesn't help he has a google doc in his bookmarks with "PETSCOP" in the name to further tease us 😔

[@seba.4926]

I think you misunderstand the meaning of physiological lol

[@Longshanks1690]

@@seba.4926 I stg I spelt it right before autocorrect screwed me over 😂

[@housemana]

@@Longshanks1690 own up to yourself bro autocorrect doesn't ever correct to physiological from psychological.

[@jacobp.2024]

Pyro, they do these interrogations to further dig the grave. Her going to this interrogation will be a gold mine for the prosecution go dredge up if at any point she ever tries to weasel in some deniability or fake remorse.

[@ChrisMaxCisneros]

He's a complete r3t4rd can't you tell?

[@ExarchGaming]

body language isn't admissable in court however.

[@pineapple7024]

It’s more likely that they don’t have to give a shit. It’s open and shut

[@pirilon78]

​@@ExarchGaming contradictions do tho. Like jow her story entirely changed once she realized a video exists

[@ExarchGaming]

@@pirilon78 oh yeah for sure. I'm just reading comments where people act like they have some great insight in to her behavior, and it's like...you're fucking silly; you only know that because you know how the story ends. They're literally the walking embodiment of the logical fallacy "self fulfilling prophesy"

[@jstar3382]

how did pyro completely miss that she killed her boyfriend, not ex husband for that long. dude has no listening ability

[@La_letta]

sunnyv2 has fried his dopamine receptors

[@bryantf2509]

He didn't have any subway surfers gameplay to watch so he could hear it

[@jstar3382]

@@La_letta mine should have died long ago, but somehow they still function. or maybe I just don't feel any at this point?

[@legeul]

Tik Tok attention span

[@Poppipower]

Same with the hide and seek thing. For the first 20 minutes of the video she’s been saying they were playing hide and seek, and after that long he’s asking “they keep saying they were gonna play, what, are they gonna play Among Us?”

[@Nevernamed]

It's actually miraculous how many interrogation videos this man can watch and still not understand the Miranda Warning- it's not you signing your rights away, it's you being INFORMED of your rights. Why do you think one of the most famous lines is "You have the right to remain silent"

[@AlfieAlfieAlfieAlfieAlfie]

I love how oblivious she is when the police already know that it's all her fault

[@chevalierdesangreal]

I'm convinced the emergency operator understood right away what happened when she started blabbing about playing hide and seek and finding him dead in a suitcase the next day cause she stopped playing mid game and went to bed... and he forced her to do chest compressions on his body anyways knowing full well he was gone, you can hear her being freaked out about having to handle the body insisting about how much he's already dead, GOOD may PTSD follow you in prison for the rest of your life

[@Proserpira]

This is completely incorrect. People who are in shock, guilty or not, will babble incoherently and their words cannot be taken at face value. Stupid accidents happen more often than you realise. She could have been drunk, high or both, and it could have been an accidental death that happened due to two stoners playing a stupid game. And no, he didn't force her to do chest compressions "knowing full well he was long gone" because there is literally no way he could know that. Someone with no medical knowledge won't fully be able to tell the difference between someone who is unconscious, someone who is dead and someone who is dying, but can be saved. Someone who is panicked on top of that is even worse. He could have easily been unconscious, and the operator's job is to tell the person on the phone what to do in case the victim can be saved. The idiocy of man knows no bounds. Stupid people do stupid things, and sometimes people die from those stupid things. Voluntarily murdering someone is not as common as you think.

[@sneakysquid6195]

"I was drunk and then he died" is actually the best alibi ever

[@ImNotRealTehFTW]

You thought the ex-husband was murdered after they said it was the boyfriend, and then you proceeded to call someone an idiot for misspelling surprising. Damn, we all make mistakes lol

[@ChrisMaxCisneros]

He's a complete r3t4rd can't you tell? He acts intelligent but obviously he's just a rude cuuunt

[@JinxBigStompa]

This entire video is pretty much pyro going "Bro why are they even trying to get information on the murder suspect? Why would you bother trying to get a confession out of her? These bastard American cops dont have the slightest idea on how to interrogate, why are they dragging this on for so long that kinda cruel ngl."

[@offbrandbiscuit]

​@@JinxBigStompa if I was the investigator and the suspect was enough of a fucktard to film a video of the crime and leave a Hansel and Gretel trail leading toward her, I would want to make fun of her throughout the entire interrogation

[@BirdWord03]

I don’t really like how we hear that girl and guy had relationship issues (him being abusive), and… no one seems to take note of that. Pyro, the chat, and the comment section keeps cracking jokes about her. Sure, I’m glad she’s in jail for what she did, that video she took drunk was haunting, suffocating to death is the worst way to die for me. I just wish that ppl took note of the abuse she dealt with, it seems very important in this situation and I hate how it’s being ignored and/or joked about.

[@JinxBigStompa]

@@BirdWord03 No one took note of the abuse because it wasn't of any importance. As they said in the video every time she was abused and he was put in jail for it she would then immediately bail him out, it was a self-inflicted abuse and she had many chances to stop allowing it.

[@Asango]

Not even a minute in and Pyro's already done a scarily accurate sounding Leafy impression

[@oliverthedum2129]

That’s because Pyro is actually Leafy

[@manticore117]

@@oliverthedum2129 Hes got too much chin to be Leafy

[@the_bread_inspector]

​@@manticore117 prosthetic chin

[@-LowResDream]

Playing hide and seek and you help them hide is a top tier strat most players dont know about.

[@imBigo]

Of course Pyro would get the facts wrong and think she killed her ex-husband for no good reason

[@ParadoxicalIntention]

The story she told 911 was literally a story out of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. It was like a bride on her wedding day or something and she hid in a chest and died because it locked when she closed the lid and no one found her.

[@HazbinCovenWitch]

Oh, I've read that one!

[@gaminganimators7000]

That was a good story

[@chellivision]

You just unlocked a distant childhood memory of mine

[@depressedtoaster887]

I saw this case before in a different video and it is still terrifying seeing the footage she took and watching this man plead to be let out, knowing he will die a slow death of suffocation, and seeing this woman do nothing about it.

[@Scootakip]

Considering that this is the KZbinr who can't go five seconds without making a Dark Souls or Breaking Bad reference, I'm not shocked that his chat will make a five night feddy reference when learning about a guy who suffocated to death

[@Kuiruben]

He only hates this woman because she isn't the size of a house

[@spinalspiral9901]

DAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN

[@willyhamster]

that’s crazy

[@Mr_Pleb]

😂

[@bosch5303]

Hey at least he has someone 🙄

[@Ze_eT]

@@spinalspiral9901 pyro fans when they see the same joke in every comment section multiple times

[@nonreligious_rosary]

as a true-crime enjoyer and someone who cleans blood and body matter for a living the videos of George in the suitcase is the ONLY thing i’ve come across that i cant watch. something about it moving and hearing him pleading keeps me up at night everytime i remember this case. George’s death is genuinely so heartbreaking

[@louie9355]

Dude I never wanted to beat up someone that badly

[@atwistedb]

Is this “women” in the room with us right now?

[@alanhasmemes]

Nah shes in the interrogation room

[@SwirlyCurlyy]

Whoman moment

[@smolltaco5667]

Took me a second to get it, pyro has schizophrenia

[@sheepgrass500]

Needs to be pinned

[@Siivajenna]

My bad

[@compatriot852]

It's only a matter of time till Pyro ends up on interrogation footage like this

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

Tell me, where were you on the night the victim was found with a bicycle pump up his arse?

[@Aaradorn]

Luckily for us he never has a clue whats going on in these videos so it will be very entertaining to watch

[@Xiiki]

Her entire alibi is literally just: “trust me bro”

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

Her alibi is "verbally fight the cops", "say the same thing over and over again", and "karen".

[@YoutubeChannel-rg2sb]

I seriously don't know why I watch these. The original video commenters are more witty and have deeper insight than what Pyro is capable of.

[@Christopher01906]

it's easy to look at him

[@CBman11037]

​@@Christopher01906Pyro is the necromancer of react channels. He doesn't steal content and act like a moron like Hasan. He transforms it, but he transforms it into a vial abomination. A shell of its formself.

[@OmegaProxy]

Pyro, I like your videos but you clearly have next to no idea what these detectives need to solidify their case nor the prerequisites needed for possible promotions.

[@ChrisMaxCisneros]

He's a complete r3t4rd lol it's so obvious

[@DrinzenDrawz]

Tik tok fried his brain so hard that he thought the ex husband was the one getting murdered and not the boyfriend

[@bobbydazzler2960]

yo pyro have you heard about what's happening in australia right now? some teens had a sleepover and some of them decided to brutally attack one for no reason at all and one of the abusers got their house burned down for it

[@douglasstieritz7748]

As cathartic as it is that the attacker lost their house, the parents must be furious about it

[@moxiemaxie3543]

Theres a reason, even if its just to know what it feels like or for fun

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

based arson

[@fatlizard_]

This is why you don't fall asleep first

[@prizmalock]

Prank em john

[@lewismackay9533]

It saves them a lot of time and resources if they can get her to admit to it otherwise they have to go through a jury trial. Which is why they go through all this effort even with the video.

[@SniccSnacks]

This! A lot of people don't understand this when it comes to investigations.

[@TheNickbalboa]

The reason the police pushed so hard on this interview to get her to confess is that even though they have her dead to rights without a confession a good lawyer can slip through the murder charges and claim gross negligence and try for manslaughter and just get locked up for a few years instead for a life sentence. Its the polices only chance to catch her off guard and get a confession or at least incriminating statements before she lawyers up.

[@MrJjjakey]

They really couldnt trick her into confessing to a lesser crime since she literally recorded herself committing manslaughter. So I doubt they didn't think they'd have a chance to get her to confess to premeditation.

[@kingtut5520]

How does Pyro still not know what signing the Miranda warning actually does? It doesn't remove your rights from you, and even if it did what the fuck are they going to do, pour truth serum down your throat?

[@arikeni_7214]

Because he's not american1

[@brokencreationlordmegatrol3037]

man I hate it when you have them moments watching someone and and they say something completely wrong mixing up the context and you get really mad for honestly no reason. " ex husband dodged a bullet" pyro " dodged a bullet the ex husband is dead" ... no pyro... the dead guy is her boyfriend. the chubby white guy is the ex husband

[@jarvisridley4560]

Even me a pyrocynical viewer can put the pieces together there is no way he could have locked himself in a suitcase

[@mollymope]

i like the part where pyro doesn't forget literally anything said 2 minutes prior

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

Update: Sarah is finally in prison. After 8 attorneys, she finally ended up with one that tolerated her for long enough, James Owens. Before trial, she was offered a plea deal where she could've gotten a sentence that wasn't life in prison. She didn't take it. She's still a Karen through and through as after the trial, she wrote the judge a *28 page letter* that blames the judge on why she's going to prison for life. How she even got into a relationship in the first place to kill the boyfriend is mind-boggling.

[@ChromePyramid]

I watched this one when it came out it's scary to think how much harder it would've been to catch her if she had at least ditched the case/body somewhere (no mess or murder weapon) then she could've at least said something like "Yeah we got drunk and fought and when I woke up he was gone"

[@HappilyMundane]

Pyro it's not that we will hate you, it's that we already do!

[@freshmadgod]

Nah we stan

[@Yerp_To_Da_Skerp]

They continue the interrogation to help show her calluse disregard for his life. The more she talks and lies the less and less it will sound like an accident to a jury.

[@letterEsu]

Classic pyro move showing us something we cant disagree with because of our collective sexism

[@SmolPoi]

My husband is dead - Calm I need a Dr. Pepper - Panic

[@Ironbattlemace]

Jokes on you Pyro, I already hate every woman. Edit. Pyro changed the title, jokes dead now.

[@jolynecujoh3784]

Same, based

[@PROX23]

Based af

[@potatoes869]

Based???????!!!!!!??????????,, 😮😮😮😮

[@cdba_]

so real

[@nk__]

Fucking based bro!!!

[@Frieswithnoketchup]

pyro, we understand the video evidence is almost open and shut but the purpose of the interrogation isn’t to hammer down the fact that she did it, it’s the intent, if they corner her into making up a rushed story it’s easier to break it down in court and determine it was done intentionally, if she had gotten a lawyer it’s possible they could make a story convincing enough to land her a lighter sentence even with the video evidence, they didn’t interrogate her to rub it in

[@ThatDude808]

Yeah this makes a lot of sense

[@JinxBigStompa]

Pyro calling the investigator morons. Oh the irony!

[@user-mz6sh4uo7u]

pyro, the investigators needed the first 30 mins to secretly corner the murderer so when the video plays, the murderer is then in a position where she now needs to think about her earlier statement while continuing to think about the subsequent responses, leading to overloading their thinking process, wherein they either dig themselves into a deeper whole or they completely confess due to the continual build up of pressure.

[@pros_0143]

hahah pyro joke number 554 is funnier than pyro joke number 553. Slay, queen.

[@Matasuh]

555 will shock you

[@MooseChicken]

At this point, you could probably make an ARG about Pyrocynical being haunted by Petscop 2.

[@superpotatobro]

pyro really never caught on that she killed her boyfriend who was not actually her husband

[@crackpapa_]

It's so brave for pyro to admit that he messed up and he was even nice enough to show this to us. What a guy!

[@TimTam60]

“This Woman is Terrifying” sounds like something that Pyro would say in his 2016-2017 dank era.

[@slipknottoad1832]

he would definitely still say it now 🤢

[@Cosmoss_real]

This only being a year ago is crazy, bro got the 2017 cut

[@Pozorrogo]

I know it doesnt matter in the grand scheme of things, but there is absolutely no way she was doing chest compressions on Jorge while on 911. She never once got out of breath, the phone sounds like its right by her ear/mouth and she just counts along with the 911 operator. Imagine if a loved one was on the floor and youre not only full of anxiety and grief but youre physically pumping their chest for minutes at a time. Sarah sounds like shes in kindergarten class counting along with the teacher.

[@ThatGuy-dp5ni]

Pyro when he pauses the video to repeat what he just saw: 😃

[@asternshelf2459]

"You will hate this woman." You fool, the average Pyrocinal fan already hates wome-

[@nk__]

Frfr

[@spinalspiral9901]

He got cut off to go hate women

[@pisaks6782]

Women 😡

[@rainfaction]

It's really sad that Pyro's GF got sent to prison, truly despicable actions were made

[@michaelmcarthur2944]

🤭

[@jemoeder5701]

🤭

[@Nietzschefan333]

pyro fans otw to make the same unfunny joke constantly

[@PurplePiiPii]

pryo fan: _🤡_

[@lpc9929]

I am infertile from eating the the scented candles

[@twd9937]

the worst part is, even after dying, he didn’t get to win the hide and seek game

[@samanthanebe9230]

Chest compressions are not just attempts to resedatate, but it helps the body pump blood and fluid through the body. This is incredibly important! Keep going as long as possible. Its not like tv where you give up at some point. Keep going until medical professionals arrive

[@luxs5129]

who tf plays hide and seek when your like 40

[@nebula541]

"my bf and i were playing" i was about 11 when i decided that sounded childish

[@distortionofthought_pepsi]

Nah playing childish games even as an adult is fine (my mom and her friend are in their mid 40’s and we still all join games every now and the ) but why would you leave mid game

[@arrowheaded]

Bro her excuse was literally "I didn't do a murder, I actually did a manslaughter"...does she not know that manslaughter is still a serious crime??

[@josiebrannon885]

ewu crew is the BEST way to watch interrogation videos they break it down to a psychological standpoint and respects the family in every case they cover.

[@josiebrannon885]

also crime and psychology

[@schqrr]

Yeah ewu is great

[@irnuska2409]

Oldest pyro watcher as a 22 year old? Well I am here feeling like a grandma then. Turning 32 at november 😂

[@MsAnkane]

Girl, I'm 40. Lol.

[@oldnoob1917]

@@MsAnkane I'm 50

[@LucasArtz]

@@oldnoob1917 I'm 60

[@diegobarahona2647]

@@LucasArtzI’m 90

[@najadamu2724]

She keeps saying "Not intentionally" like she got caught pushing Timmy over in the school playground, instead of, y'know, murdering her boyfriend. lol

[@deaddan2148]

So glad you finally decided to cover this, Pyro! Especially since Sarah's trial is coming up, it's gonna be interesting to see how her defense team addresses this interrogation video!! 😁

[@yeatnumber1Dmuncher]

I think they let her "waffle" so they can figure out what kind of a person she is. That will 100% be used in court to determine her sentence

[@Kevin_drinks_Lead]

Cpr, even just the compressions, drastically helps with the odds of surviving

[@ErgonomicChair]

Could Pyro turn the source audio down any lower so its impossible to hear what they are saying without blowing out your speakers???

[@gnome5057]

the best part is that she pretty much admitted to manslaughter before they got her in the interrogation room.

[@coltonbarnes7861]

I like how pyro speaks like he knows more than the professionals and calls them morons

[@hopelesslyonline]

Pyro finally acknowledging that we all hate him. Now that’s character development

[@Isa.esthetics]

British Charlie has been upgraded to pokimane for edge lords 😂

[@bodhi1762]

Pyro should’ve made the title “She killed her husband” and then make the thumbnail the same thing but with Pyro doing the soy point at her

[@KillerFishFromTampa]

53:10 not the "making a difference" in comic sans on the police cruiser bro😭😭😭😭

[@adamismyname6330]

Pyro must have forgotten his main channels password again

[@spinalspiral9901]

That pokimain for edgelords comment had some anger behind it

[@Nikkstein]

Every time I watch a viral video, I always think "Oh boy, I can't wait for Pyro to make a video on this and react to it for an hour!"

[@davidwaynemain]

"He's notorious for running into walls" Average Pyro viewer.

[@3fromthevault]

"i had a panic attack in that holding cell" You put your boyfriend inside a suitcase.

[@ScrimmSix]

26:43 they are showing the video most likely in hopes of the female suspect becoming guilty for what they believe she has done, if she did it and starts to feel guilty, there is a high chance that she will just admit to the crime

[@switchsinner]

a 54 minute video of pyro reacting to an interrogation? true crime fans have been blessed

[@Fami_Salami]

Cursed

[@CBman11037]

Cursed

[@slipknottoad1832]

not when pyro is spewing bullshit the entire time

[@beastmodesalvia]

32:20 "THE POLICE ARE GONNA START RUMORS ABOUT ME" VIBE IS CRAZY LMAO

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Imagine an amongus game played by professional interrogators, and the whole match is like these videos in between kills. Whod win?

[@ashleejones586]

I’ve seen channels suggest they showed her the videos because she was so intoxicated while taking them. Kind of a “You need to remember what you did” type of thing.

[@nemobushstatue5111]

Little did pyro know JCS was the Mandela Catalogue the entire time. This is the ending, if not I shall be quite discouraged and disgruntled.

[@spinalspiral9901]

His brain is mush

[@nemobushstatue5111]

I can concur, this is factual.

[@shalopay1763]

10:33 never knew pyro was a police officer, let alone a successful one

[@Hepheat75]

"Next girl to bully, next girl." -Pyro

[@jipvanleyenhorst4834]

How is she gonna say it’s hide and seek when she zipped him up therefore already knowing his hiding spot

[@ukoneser]

no amount of mental training could prepare me for listening to this video in the background of my league of legends game that i would ever head pyro say "mister mister mister beast"

[@razzledazzle.]

great vid man but damn the amount of midroll ads in this thing

[@choccocker]

Does anyone else feel bad for this man, the whole thing is still just tragic. May he rest in peace.

[@fenn1kexd918]

Ex Husbands T-Shirt:really took on the storm with this one

[@Longshanks1690]

We’re Pyrocynical subscribers. Hating women comes more naturally to us than Dark Souls references do to Pyro.

[@TylerHolt-hh5cf]

Or Vaas references.

[@thor1829]

​@@TylerHolt-hh5cf or breaking bad references

[@MajesticAngel13]

Even women hate women?

[@Longshanks1690]

@@MajesticAngel13 > Pyrocynical subscriber > Woman Pick one.

[@slipknottoad1832]

oh my god you all are actually horrific

[@lisa-v8z]

I like how he complains about looking young but never trys grower out a bread

[@pessimisticbastard5278]

its because hes humble bragging. by the time his viewers are decrepit he'll look like he's still in college. obviously he wouldn't try to change such a dub

[@luigibudd]

Pyro hasn't used the word huge in recently. I believe ye is growing as a person, and it is heartwarming to see.

[@randylahey4695]

Pryo clearly has never dealt with addiction to anything but furry prn

[@roxxiedapiratevods1812]

8:21 In todays video, i put 100 people in suitcases, and the last one alive gets $100,000!!

[@RawRamenBoyo]

Two things I’ve gotten from this video. 1) Thanks for the tip on Screwdrivers, gonna drink those from now on 2) excited for the Ultrakill time, I’ve put in over 50 hours in the past few months like a mentally ill person