This Woman Is Terrifying

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[@fakeaccount7530]

It’s such a pity that the husband chose such a bad yet great hiding spot that he beat himself up and locked himself inside and his wife never found him until the next day :pensive:

[@michaelmoore4043]

Diego?

[@neunleben1358]

Just one of those days..

[@Testicule]

Maybe the husband tripped and fell into the suitcase, panicked he tried to free himself but like quicksand once you go into the suitcase, your whole body is trapped! Then thinking he was dumb, he beat himself inside the suitcase. While she was so drowzy she fell asleep.

[@pokeystar101]

Must be a new record!

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

@@Testicule YOUVE CRACKED THE CASE

[@sofiaandersson9661]

One telling thing imo is how she's calm for 90% of the interrogation. If I found my husband dead inside a fucking suitcase I'd be devastated, but her demeanor is so calm.

[@ShadeofGaz]

It's sad she needs to clean her sons clothes cause she's sick and tired of looking at them.

[@tayman9011]

Yeah but it’s not a sure fire thing. Some people are so overwhelmed they come off as completely ok.

[@interndoug3513]

Oh my god, it’s a women this is unheard of in the sausage fest that is pyro’s channel

[@BlueDisaster]

not that she's calm but that she feels no remorse for her actions. Even if this situation was an accident a normal person would still have a guilty feeling for killing someone you had a connection with. She's acting like a basket-case psychopath; she cares more about her cigarettes than him 💀

[@nunyabsniss1432]

She was ignorant to how much trouble she was in. She thought that because she kept saying it was an accident, that it would be treated like an accident.

[@ItsBocephus]

Hey Pyro, the reason police officers do these interrogations is so that they completely destroy any possible defense she could try to have in court later. They need to establish that she had malicious intent, and that she did it on purpose. They can do that by asking all those questions at the start.

[@liz_merr1003]

But didn't you hear?? It was NOT!! INTENTIONALLY!!

[@Lolololololl]

That’s really cool wow

[@hallmarket]

yea i noticed he said "they kind of didn't need the first half of the interrogation" like

[@eastons_1015]

Pyro kept acting like it was a group a friends hanging out. Its an interrogation for a murder they are gonna get information in any way they can.

[@shaunbarney379]

Don't bother, anytime the narrator points anything out Pyro gets all defensive about it. Like the narrator can point out that somebody constantly opening an empty bottle of water is a sign of uncomfortability and nervousness, and this absolute genius will go "Oh he's playin wiff his wah'ah bah'oh, he must be a psycho!!" All sarcastic like

[@pastelsunset]

I like that JCS comments on and critiques the interrogators' behaviour and techniques as much as those of the suspects. It makes the videos both clearly unbiased and more educational/interesting.

[@pirilon78]

Its cool to find out how specific protocol is so no random person could just enter and do a cringy good cop bad cop or smthng like that

[@Fairies-Keeper]

Though this episode wasn't very good, it's super interesting when the interrogateurs are professional and work together to get to the end. None the less still pretty good.

[@jstar3382]

@@Fairies-Keeper I think it's just a testament to how open and shut of a case this was. They didn't really need to do anything beyond establish whether or not she intended to kill him (she did) They probably didn't care a ton about getting something from her since the video is enough for a conviction

[@d_trich]

I like how people trust JCS without seeing their name, let alone their credentials. They do a good job of convincing people that they have some kind of expertise, when they don't.

[@pirilon78]

@@d_trich 🤡

[@doyerlife9127]

This lady was able to set up puzzles, art, music, but she couldn’t get some cigarettes. This is the greatest anti smoking ad ever

[@Domieboy]

Dont forget “play” she also “played”

[@moxiemaxie3543]

She wanted cigs after the quality time and during early interrogation , the joke doesn't work

[@housemana]

what the hell are you talking about?

[@doyerlife9127]

@Drollmadeee damn right brother

[@the_nepic]

@Drollmadeee least nicotine addicted pyro viewer

[@1.21gigawatts2]

Would have been a better defense if she went with the good old "BDSM foreplay gone wrong" excuse.

[@acat4215]

Or if she wasn't completely plastered, call up a lawyer so somebody smarter could use the "We Both Reached for the Gun" excuse. Considering that the dude already had like multiple domestic violence charges against him.

[@stinkymonke3622]

​@@acat4215 no, come oooonn how would that justify stuffing him in a suitcase and leaving him in it overnight?

[@acat4215]

@Stinky Monke Maybe, she can just say that she started getting scared when he was yelling and being aggressive in the suitcase. So she got Vietnam flashbacks and went upstairs in her plastered mind to fall asleep. Instead of being 1st degree murder she might end up with negligent murder idk.

[@Fairies-Keeper]

She would still go to jail, but not as long.

[@pokebe380]

that was part of what she said, that the scratches on his back were from having sex lmao

[@jstar3382]

how did pyro completely miss that she killed her boyfriend, not ex husband for that long. dude has no listening ability

[@La_letta]

sunnyv2 has fried his dopamine receptors

[@bryantf2509]

He didn't have any subway surfers gameplay to watch so he could hear it

[@jstar3382]

@@La_letta mine should have died long ago, but somehow they still function. or maybe I just don't feel any at this point?

[@legeul]

Tik Tok attention span

[@Poppipower]

Same with the hide and seek thing. For the first 20 minutes of the video she’s been saying they were playing hide and seek, and after that long he’s asking “they keep saying they were gonna play, what, are they gonna play Among Us?”

[@MrHastygamer]

My favourite part of Pyro reactions is just him miss understanding everything that is said, it makes watching the original video and the reaction different.

[@ObamaBinKillin]

He's a complete r3t4rd lol it's so obvious

[@velomeister]

he sometimes just doesn't catch what is being said in the videos, true dementia moment fr

[@saunorine]

whats worse, hasan leaving a stream mid "reaction" or someone paying attention and getting the same amount of info as hasan@@velomeister

[@Longshanks1690]

Pyro intentionally left the Petscop video sitting there in the bottom of the screen knowing he will never make Petscop 2 as a way to torment and psychologically abuse his audience. He is the real criminal who should be the star of a JCS video here. 😢 (Which he would then also promptly watch on stream.)

[@josiah3183]

Petscop 2: The best video you'll never watch

[@HeatherBarks]

doesn't help he has a google doc in his bookmarks with "PETSCOP" in the name to further tease us 😔

[@seba.4926]

I think you misunderstand the meaning of physiological lol

[@Longshanks1690]

@@seba.4926 I stg I spelt it right before autocorrect screwed me over 😂

[@housemana]

@@Longshanks1690 own up to yourself bro autocorrect doesn't ever correct to physiological from psychological.

[@jacobp.2024]

Pyro, they do these interrogations to further dig the grave. Her going to this interrogation will be a gold mine for the prosecution go dredge up if at any point she ever tries to weasel in some deniability or fake remorse.

[@ObamaBinKillin]

He's a complete r3t4rd can't you tell?

[@ExarchGaming]

body language isn't admissable in court however.

[@pineapple7024]

It’s more likely that they don’t have to give a shit. It’s open and shut

[@pirilon78]

​@@ExarchGaming contradictions do tho. Like jow her story entirely changed once she realized a video exists

[@ExarchGaming]

@@pirilon78 oh yeah for sure. I'm just reading comments where people act like they have some great insight in to her behavior, and it's like...you're fucking silly; you only know that because you know how the story ends. They're literally the walking embodiment of the logical fallacy "self fulfilling prophesy"

[@cryoticx5772]

I don't think Pyro understands the point of these interrogations. They are trying to make her say that it was intentional so she cant claim anything else later in court. It's not pointless, they are trying to trap her in lies and eventually get a confession.

[@disisowen]

took me 3 years to beat the angry birds story mode. The end levels are pretty impossible because you have to break stone and are facing the good big pigs while your stuck with the small red bird and maybe like the blue bird.

[@DistinguishedSeal]

Great job! I've never managed to beat those games xd.

[@gracethefoxx]

Thank you owen very cool

[@martyanger-purcha3855]

Congratulations

[@dedraw8951]

Wow! Great job man, that must’ve been pretty damn hard! Especially considering this video!

[@Prismate]

the pyrocynical comment section is an enigma

[@harrypotamus4968]

Pyro continuously misinterpreting the Miranda Rights while refusing to acknowledge everyone correcting him is so Pyro

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

Average British person trying to understand the American government.

[@chevalierdesangreal]

I'm convinced the emergency operator understood right away what happened when she started blabbing about playing hide and seek and finding him dead in a suitcase the next day cause she stopped playing mid game and went to bed... and he forced her to do chest compressions on his body anyways knowing full well he was gone, you can hear her being freaked out about having to handle the body insisting about how much he's already dead, GOOD may PTSD follow you in prison for the rest of your life

[@Proserpira]

This is completely incorrect. People who are in shock, guilty or not, will babble incoherently and their words cannot be taken at face value. Stupid accidents happen more often than you realise. She could have been drunk, high or both, and it could have been an accidental death that happened due to two stoners playing a stupid game. And no, he didn't force her to do chest compressions "knowing full well he was long gone" because there is literally no way he could know that. Someone with no medical knowledge won't fully be able to tell the difference between someone who is unconscious, someone who is dead and someone who is dying, but can be saved. Someone who is panicked on top of that is even worse. He could have easily been unconscious, and the operator's job is to tell the person on the phone what to do in case the victim can be saved. The idiocy of man knows no bounds. Stupid people do stupid things, and sometimes people die from those stupid things. Voluntarily murdering someone is not as common as you think.

[@Nevernamed]

It's actually miraculous how many interrogation videos this man can watch and still not understand the Miranda Warning- it's not you signing your rights away, it's you being INFORMED of your rights. Why do you think one of the most famous lines is "You have the right to remain silent"

[@OfficialAlfiethegamer]

I love how oblivious she is when the police already know that it's all her fault

[@Kuiruben]

He only hates this woman because she isn't the size of a house

[@spinalspiral9901]

DAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN

[@willyhamster]

that’s crazy

[@Mr_Pleb]

😂

[@bosch5303]

Hey at least he has someone 🙄

[@Ze_eT]

@@spinalspiral9901 pyro fans when they see the same joke in every comment section multiple times

[@ImNotRealTehFTW]

You thought the ex-husband was murdered after they said it was the boyfriend, and then you proceeded to call someone an idiot for misspelling surprising. Damn, we all make mistakes lol

[@ObamaBinKillin]

He's a complete r3t4rd can't you tell? He acts intelligent but obviously he's just a rude cuuunt

[@JinxBigStompa]

This entire video is pretty much pyro going "Bro why are they even trying to get information on the murder suspect? Why would you bother trying to get a confession out of her? These bastard American cops dont have the slightest idea on how to interrogate, why are they dragging this on for so long that kinda cruel ngl."

[@offbrandbiscuit]

​@@JinxBigStompa if I was the investigator and the suspect was enough of a fucktard to film a video of the crime and leave a Hansel and Gretel trail leading toward her, I would want to make fun of her throughout the entire interrogation

[@BirdWord03]

I don’t really like how we hear that girl and guy had relationship issues (him being abusive), and… no one seems to take note of that. Pyro, the chat, and the comment section keeps cracking jokes about her. Sure, I’m glad she’s in jail for what she did, that video she took drunk was haunting, suffocating to death is the worst way to die for me. I just wish that ppl took note of the abuse she dealt with, it seems very important in this situation and I hate how it’s being ignored and/or joked about.

[@JinxBigStompa]

@@BirdWord03 No one took note of the abuse because it wasn't of any importance. As they said in the video every time she was abused and he was put in jail for it she would then immediately bail him out, it was a self-inflicted abuse and she had many chances to stop allowing it.

[@imBigo]

Of course Pyro would get the facts wrong and think she killed her ex-husband for no good reason

[@ParadoxicalIntention]

The story she told 911 was literally a story out of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. It was like a bride on her wedding day or something and she hid in a chest and died because it locked when she closed the lid and no one found her.

[@HazbinCovenWitch]

Oh, I've read that one!

[@gaminganimators7000]

That was a good story

[@chellivision]

You just unlocked a distant childhood memory of mine

[@atwistedb]

Is this “women” in the room with us right now?

[@alanhasmemes]

Nah shes in the interrogation room

[@SwirlyCurlyy]

Whoman moment

[@smolltaco5667]

Took me a second to get it, pyro has schizophrenia

[@sheepgrass500]

Needs to be pinned

[@Siivajenna]

My bad

[@sneakysquid6195]

"I was drunk and then he died" is actually the best alibi ever

[@depressedtoaster887]

I saw this case before in a different video and it is still terrifying seeing the footage she took and watching this man plead to be let out, knowing he will die a slow death of suffocation, and seeing this woman do nothing about it.

[@kingtut5520]

How does Pyro still not know what signing the Miranda warning actually does? It doesn't remove your rights from you, and even if it did what the fuck are they going to do, pour truth serum down your throat?

[@arikeni_7214]

Because he's not american1

[@Asango]

Not even a minute in and Pyro's already done a scarily accurate sounding Leafy impression

[@oliverthedum2129]

That’s because Pyro is actually Leafy

[@manticore117]

@@oliverthedum2129 Hes got too much chin to be Leafy

[@the_bread_inspector]

​@@manticore117 prosthetic chin

[@-LowResDream]

Playing hide and seek and you help them hide is a top tier strat most players dont know about.

[@jarvisridley4560]

Even me a pyrocynical viewer can put the pieces together there is no way he could have locked himself in a suitcase

[@OmegaProxy]

Pyro, I like your videos but you clearly have next to no idea what these detectives need to solidify their case nor the prerequisites needed for possible promotions.

[@ObamaBinKillin]

He's a complete r3t4rd lol it's so obvious

[@DrinzenDrawz]

Tik tok fried his brain so hard that he thought the ex husband was the one getting murdered and not the boyfriend

[@bobbydazzler2960]

yo pyro have you heard about what's happening in australia right now? some teens had a sleepover and some of them decided to brutally attack one for no reason at all and one of the abusers got their house burned down for it

[@douglasstieritz7748]

As cathartic as it is that the attacker lost their house, the parents must be furious about it

[@moxiemaxie3543]

Theres a reason, even if its just to know what it feels like or for fun

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

based arson

[@fatlizard_]

This is why you don't fall asleep first

[@prizmalock]

Prank em john

[@HeyKILL3R]

I hate how much of a tiktok brain pyro has he never knows what is going on in these stories. It was her boyfriend she killed and her ex husband was Mr beast. How does he keep getting everything so wrong. Where is petscop 2

[@lewismackay9533]

It saves them a lot of time and resources if they can get her to admit to it otherwise they have to go through a jury trial. Which is why they go through all this effort even with the video.

[@SniccSnacks]

This! A lot of people don't understand this when it comes to investigations.

[@KiiXii]

Her entire alibi is literally just: “trust me bro”

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

Her alibi is "verbally fight the cops", "say the same thing over and over again", and "karen".

[@nonreligious_rosary]

as a true-crime enjoyer and someone who cleans blood and body matter for a living the videos of George in the suitcase is the ONLY thing i’ve come across that i cant watch. something about it moving and hearing him pleading keeps me up at night everytime i remember this case. George’s death is genuinely so heartbreaking

[@louie9355]

Dude I never wanted to beat up someone that badly

[@compatriot852]

It's only a matter of time till Pyro ends up on interrogation footage like this

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

Tell me, where were you on the night the victim was found with a bicycle pump up his arse?

[@Aaradorn]

Luckily for us he never has a clue whats going on in these videos so it will be very entertaining to watch

[@chubbycheeks2731]

Dispatch : *gives perfect instruction on how to give CPR* Pyro : fagn useless

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

I mean he was hella dead at that point. I don't think even the best CPR can revive a corpse.

[@aveaoz]

@@KaaneDragonShinobi Non-doctors are generally not allowed to call a death unless it's something super obvious (like severed head etc), and the appropriate procedure if there's no breathing is to do CPR until emergency services arrive. One could argue an overnight suffocation is obvious, but 911 operator did not know that, and as such applied regular practice.

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

@@aveaoz Thanks for explaining, makes sense.

[@shquankinket8068]

@@KaaneDragonShinobi it would be completely impossible but if somehow they were able to revive him. The lack of oxygen to his brain would’ve caused terrible injuries to the point he would be essentially a corpse with a heart beat

[@Ironbattlemace]

Jokes on you Pyro, I already hate every woman. Edit. Pyro changed the title, jokes dead now.

[@jolynecujoh3784]

Same, based

[@PROX23]

Based af

[@potatoes869]

Based???????!!!!!!??????????,, 😮😮😮😮

[@cdba_]

so real

[@nk__]

Fucking based bro!!!

[@brokencreationlordmegatrol3037]

man I hate it when you have them moments watching someone and and they say something completely wrong mixing up the context and you get really mad for honestly no reason. " ex husband dodged a bullet" pyro " dodged a bullet the ex husband is dead" ... no pyro... the dead guy is her boyfriend. the chubby white guy is the ex husband

[@MrJjjakey]

They really couldnt trick her into confessing to a lesser crime since she literally recorded herself committing manslaughter. So I doubt they didn't think they'd have a chance to get her to confess to premeditation.

[@luxs5129]

who tf plays hide and seek when your like 40

[@nebula541]

"my bf and i were playing" i was about 11 when i decided that sounded childish

[@distortionofthought_pepsi]

Nah playing childish games even as an adult is fine (my mom and her friend are in their mid 40’s and we still all join games every now and the ) but why would you leave mid game

[@TheNickbalboa]

The reason the police pushed so hard on this interview to get her to confess is that even though they have her dead to rights without a confession a good lawyer can slip through the murder charges and claim gross negligence and try for manslaughter and just get locked up for a few years instead for a life sentence. Its the polices only chance to catch her off guard and get a confession or at least incriminating statements before she lawyers up.

[@YoutubeChannel-rg2sb]

I seriously don't know why I watch these. The original video commenters are more witty and have deeper insight than what Pyro is capable of.

[@Christopher01906]

it's easy to look at him

[@CBman11037]

​@@Christopher01906Pyro is the necromancer of react channels. He doesn't steal content and act like a moron like Hasan. He transforms it, but he transforms it into a vial abomination. A shell of its formself.

[@JinxBigStompa]

Pyro calling the investigator morons. Oh the irony!

[@Scootakip]

Considering that this is the KZbinr who can't go five seconds without making a Dark Souls or Breaking Bad reference, I'm not shocked that his chat will make a five night feddy reference when learning about a guy who suffocated to death

[@rainfaction]

It's really sad that Pyro's GF got sent to prison, truly despicable actions were made

[@michaelmcarthur2944]

🤭

[@jemoeder5701]

🤭

[@Nietzschefan333]

pyro fans otw to make the same unfunny joke constantly

[@PurplePiiPii]

pryo fan: _🤡_

[@lpc9929]

I am infertile from eating the the scented candles

[@ChromePyramid]

I watched this one when it came out it's scary to think how much harder it would've been to catch her if she had at least ditched the case/body somewhere (no mess or murder weapon) then she could've at least said something like "Yeah we got drunk and fought and when I woke up he was gone"

[@Yerp_To_Da_Skerp]

They continue the interrogation to help show her calluse disregard for his life. The more she talks and lies the less and less it will sound like an accident to a jury.

[@vitamincakee]

i like the part where pyro doesn't forget literally anything said 2 minutes prior

[@Frieswithnoketchup]

pyro, we understand the video evidence is almost open and shut but the purpose of the interrogation isn’t to hammer down the fact that she did it, it’s the intent, if they corner her into making up a rushed story it’s easier to break it down in court and determine it was done intentionally, if she had gotten a lawyer it’s possible they could make a story convincing enough to land her a lighter sentence even with the video evidence, they didn’t interrogate her to rub it in

[@ThatDude808]

Yeah this makes a lot of sense

[@pros_0143]

hahah pyro joke number 554 is funnier than pyro joke number 553. Slay, queen.

[@Matasuh]

555 will shock you

[@letters5351]

Classic pyro move showing us something we cant disagree with because of our collective sexism

[@user-mz6sh4uo7u]

pyro, the investigators needed the first 30 mins to secretly corner the murderer so when the video plays, the murderer is then in a position where she now needs to think about her earlier statement while continuing to think about the subsequent responses, leading to overloading their thinking process, wherein they either dig themselves into a deeper whole or they completely confess due to the continual build up of pressure.

[@deaddan2148]

So glad you finally decided to cover this, Pyro! Especially since Sarah's trial is coming up, it's gonna be interesting to see how her defense team addresses this interrogation video!! 😁

[@HappilyMundane]

Pyro it's not that we will hate you, it's that we already do!

[@freshmadgod]

Nah we stan

[@crackpapa_]

It's so brave for pyro to admit that he messed up and he was even nice enough to show this to us. What a guy!

[@MooseChicken]

At this point, you could probably make an ARG about Pyrocynical being haunted by Petscop 2.

[@superpotatobro]

pyro really never caught on that she killed her boyfriend who was not actually her husband

[@asternshelf2459]

"You will hate this woman." You fool, the average Pyrocinal fan already hates wome-

[@nk__]

Frfr

[@spinalspiral9901]

He got cut off to go hate women

[@pisaks6782]

Women 😡

[@TimTam60]

“This Woman is Terrifying” sounds like something that Pyro would say in his 2016-2017 dank era.

[@slipknottoad1832]

he would definitely still say it now 🤢

[@ashleejones586]

I’ve seen channels suggest they showed her the videos because she was so intoxicated while taking them. Kind of a “You need to remember what you did” type of thing.

[@mindfull2199]

Cant imagine how horrible his death must have been for him, its like being burried alive in probably even a worse position, gasping for air and panicking. Rest in peace king

[@AvekhillYT]

King? while I wont glorify his death, he was a domestic abuser, none of them are innocent in any way.

[@Dr.Oofers]

He allegedly had multiple domestic abuse charges, according to one comment. So idk about “king”, still an awful way to go.

[@sophie-xr1yq]

king? he deserved it rofl. he abused her

[@coranbaker6401]

​@@sophie-xr1yq Just like she deserves to rot in prison for killing him

[@jbritain]

They're both horrible people, he wasn't exactly a saint

[@SmolPoi]

My husband is dead - Calm I need a Dr. Pepper - Panic

[@spinalspiral9901]

That pokimain for edgelords comment had some anger behind it

[@razzledazzle.]

great vid man but damn the amount of midroll ads in this thing

[@cogcog5264]

I find the "art" of interrogating super interesting how people will work under stress and how other work to quell that and get to admit truth or guilt

[@yeatnumber1Dmuncher]

I think they let her "waffle" so they can figure out what kind of a person she is. That will 100% be used in court to determine her sentence

[@twd9937]

the worst part is, even after dying, he didn’t get to win the hide and seek game

[@davidwaynemain]

Man I been keeping up w this story. It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion but the interrogators was just milking it made be watch even harder lol

[@Pozorrogo]

I know it doesnt matter in the grand scheme of things, but there is absolutely no way she was doing chest compressions on Jorge while on 911. She never once got out of breath, the phone sounds like its right by her ear/mouth and she just counts along with the 911 operator. Imagine if a loved one was on the floor and youre not only full of anxiety and grief but youre physically pumping their chest for minutes at a time. Sarah sounds like shes in kindergarten class counting along with the teacher.

[@gnome5057]

the best part is that she pretty much admitted to manslaughter before they got her in the interrogation room.

[@randylahey4695]

Pryo clearly has never dealt with addiction to anything but furry prn

[@joshjackson8167]

I think the reason why it's so tedious is because the procedure has to be followed to the T cause lawyers can try and make a loophole to go for a mistrial or a aquital. But that's for people who get a lawyer asap prolly

[@Kevin_drinks_Lead]

Cpr, even just the compressions, drastically helps with the odds of surviving

[@luigibudd]

Pyro hasn't used the word huge in recently. I believe ye is growing as a person, and it is heartwarming to see.

[@ErgonomicChair]

Could Pyro turn the source audio down any lower so its impossible to hear what they are saying without blowing out your speakers???

[@Isa.esthetics]

British Charlie has been upgraded to pokimane for edge lords 😂

[@cryoticx5772]

Love how he don't pay attention at all to what they are saying in the video. He is so confused by everything even tho they have explained it many times.

[@diccchocolate416]

Most intelligent commentary channel

[@hopelesslyonline]

Pyro finally acknowledging that we all hate him. Now that’s character development

[@wddthedraftsman8679]

Pyro his raisin brain working hard and still failing.

[@ukoneser]

no amount of mental training could prepare me for listening to this video in the background of my league of legends game that i would ever head pyro say "mister mister mister beast"

[@sovietsnake4726]

I love watching the new jcs videos and gambling on which one daddy pyro with watch next

[@Nikkstein]

Every time I watch a viral video, I always think "Oh boy, I can't wait for Pyro to make a video on this and react to it for an hour!"

[@samanthanebe9230]

Chest compressions are not just attempts to resedatate, but it helps the body pump blood and fluid through the body. This is incredibly important! Keep going as long as possible. Its not like tv where you give up at some point. Keep going until medical professionals arrive

[@gingerjayke8089]

literally watched this the other night. who tf willingly gets into a suitcase even if you do think you're playing hide and seek

[@arrowheaded]

Bro her excuse was literally "I didn't do a murder, I actually did a manslaughter"...does she not know that manslaughter is still a serious crime??

[@irnuska2409]

Oldest pyro watcher as a 22 year old? Well I am here feeling like a grandma then. Turning 32 at november 😂

[@MsAnkane]

Girl, I'm 40. Lol.

[@oldnoob1917]

@@MsAnkane I'm 50

[@LucasArtz]

@@oldnoob1917 I'm 60

[@diegobarahona2647]

@@LucasArtzI’m 90

[@jipvanleyenhorst4834]

How is she gonna say it’s hide and seek when she zipped him up therefore already knowing his hiding spot

[@KinkerReed]

28 over here pyro and it's been a heck of a ride since the times of youtube messaging :3 great work keep it up proud of you X3

[@davidwaynemain]

"He's notorious for running into walls" Average Pyro viewer.

[@adamismyname6330]

Pyro must have forgotten his main channels password again

[@its_johnH]

I was locked in a suitcase as a child and I barely managed to breathe as well. Told my friends I was terrified and started crying extremely hard. Hope I won't get into such a situation again. Also I got shingles from it, dunno why but I blame my extreme fear for & distress from game ending in a suit case for it.

[@NicoNicoNessieSub]

You can only get shingles if you had chicken pox. Also almost all cases of shingles happen at like 40-50 years old, so idk how old you are but you're either lying about shingles or the world's oldest pyrocynical viewer

[@its_johnH]

@@NicoNicoNessieSub Guess I had something else then because right after I came out of the suitcase my friends pointed out that I had red marks all over my face. Didn't go away after 1 week. I should have taken pictures but I was like 5 or so and that was way back in '04. But I could be a great contender for being the world's oldest Pyrocynical viewer since I'm 23 years old.

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Imagine an amongus game played by professional interrogators, and the whole match is like these videos in between kills. Whod win?

[@shalopay1763]

10:33 never knew pyro was a police officer, let alone a successful one

[@choccocker]

Does anyone else feel bad for this man, the whole thing is still just tragic. May he rest in peace.

[@bodhi1762]

Pyro should’ve made the title “She killed her husband” and then make the thumbnail the same thing but with Pyro doing the soy point at her

[@RawRamenBoyo]

Two things I’ve gotten from this video. 1) Thanks for the tip on Screwdrivers, gonna drink those from now on 2) excited for the Ultrakill time, I’ve put in over 50 hours in the past few months like a mentally ill person

[@Tom-V]

Imagine going up stairs by yourself while in a suitcase

[@Hepheat75]

"Next girl to bully, next girl." -Pyro

[@Evanz111]

I could swear Pyro already covered suitcase woman, but I’m fully down for watching it again if Jim Can’t Swim is involved 🎉

[@er_cl]

42:06 not the jim from the office 4th wall camera stare 😭😭

[@Chrisandrson]

Pyro sits in wait refreshing his feed for the next JCS video