This YEEHAW ROMANCE NOVEL is not romantic and I love it

[@TheM328]

Adults in my area of Texas will avoid talking about doing the do as if even speaking about it will drag them into hell

[@hayleelogue4287]

“Dickmotized” is the single greatest thing I’ve heard today

[@AthenaPOfficial]

I love that saying far too much

[@6ear9er]

YOU ARE SO UNDERRATED and also as a Texan this is so hilarious 💀💀 I live in a more urban area tho so idk about the more country parts. Edit: Just saw that part, no…we don’t usually talk to our siblings about who we wanna *shamalama ding dong bam boo*.

[@doriandear]

as a fellow texan it’s not like that in the country parts most of the time either

[@queenmarshmallow8013]

I love that at this point Dolores Flores voom into on her actual name is just a thing that happens in every video in the series

[@delaneykeller1389]

I hardly see my name anywhere as well and whenever I do I get so excited 😂 Last month I was getting called into a doctor's appointment from the waiting room and they called my name, and a little old lady that was leaving turned around because that was her name too and I could barely contain my excitement.

[@vvapourstruck]

I have never had a ROMANCE book of all things make me want to rip my skin off like the cheese doodle and chocolates scene did. Like just the thought of it physically made my skin itch. there's NO. WAY. the sex was good enough to do that

[@mynameisreallycool1]

I'm from Texas, and if any members of my family started talking to me about their sex lives, I would literally kill myself.

[@foggrace587]

Texan here. Absolutely would never talk to my siblings about sex

[@Someone_love]

Lol is it bad that my mom has that book and she actually enjoyed it

[@AthenaPOfficial]

NOOO IT'S SO FUN HONESTLY HAHAHA

[@MelissaLawrence2002]

Yes. Yes it is. Give your mom good smut instead. Or maybe ask her if she is lonely, because that seems like a reasonable assumption. In all seriousness, it's ok for her to like that book, even if it makes no sense.

[@PlantKitty]

Yes

[@feliciabaxter6423]

@@AthenaPOfficial it's pronounced FOS-EN like faucet but with an e-n instead of an e-t

[@kathleengreen2659]

This book sounds so wild and I love it

[@AthenaPOfficial]

Delores is a national treasure fr

[@katgrace8834]

…I don’t know how I found this series but I’m not complaining. I’m on the floor laughing. What the heck is happening in this series?! At least they have therapy-

[@darkmatterburger]

I FREAKING LOVE THIS SERIES!

[@AthenaPOfficial]

THANK YOU SO SO MUCH!!! I love doing these book reports

[@Gayemorat]

I was going to buy this at dollar general, and now I'm DEFINITELY gonna buy it lmao

[@avakwhatisthis]

Okay but why do both the books in this "series" start with someone getting stabbed?

[@sgtmajor5700]

"Little Cowgirls" with triplet sisters? That movie has probably been made somewhere.

[@haporwhite2891]

I was just binging your video when I got the notification that you uploaded!

[@AthenaPOfficial]

oh my gosh that means so much to me! I love to hear that!! Hope you enjoyed

[@ib_Omegaman]

I have absolutely no interest in this novel yet here I am. That says a lot about you, athena P. ya awesome

[@AthenaPOfficial]

IM SO HAPPY YOURE ENJOYING!!! Reading through your comments is making my day!

[@TSDTalks22]

Athena channeling her inner Abelina Sabrina for these smut vides

[@AthenaPOfficial]

DREAM COLLAB!!!! (we are mutuals on tiktok so I'm holding onto hope)

[@TSDTalks22]

@@AthenaPOfficial WHAT you’re friends with all the cool people

[@arieluvspink]

Can you please review Chuck Tingle books🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@LaMunequita]

5:44 as a texan, no. it is most definitely not a thing 😭😭

[@saphire1sababy378]

1:41 lol one time I stabbed my hand with a meat thermometer

[@wonderfulsarah1708]

As a Texans I disown this book

[@CrystalArtest]

Heehawww smut 🤣🤣 I’m already dying

[@kellyanncoveny8425]

Athena Marlowe…more like…Athena Maslow

[@AthenaPOfficial]

NOT MY BTR ERA!!!!!! (That’s exactly what I thought too though hahaha)

[@clarissejunqueira1994]

this in texas? o tought it was sweet home alabama

[@StaardustQun]

“Ungodly yeehaw smut” 😂😂😂

[@GarnetAnn_864]

She needs to start a book club I would gladly attend the raven

[@BearJoyner]

Now that you've dropped that bit of lore, I wanna know which one's Bertha and which one's Patty, and why???

[@kellyanncoveny8425]

BERTHA AND PATTY?

[@SuperComedyMan13]

okay literally only 46 seconds in but do these books take place in alabama cause the sis and bro thing.....yikes

[@AthenaPOfficial]

Texas but I'll see if Delores makes any Alabama books

[@SuperComedyMan13]

@@AthenaPOfficial if you find one and do a vid on it and don’t play sweet home Alabama or sing it or play it on kazoo or some shit it’ll be a crime

[@Mewcario]

Ur name is also the same as the Greek goddess Athena. She is the goddess of wisdom and uh i think a few other thingd

[@oliveisalive]

The book that destroys the minds of middle aged European white mums😢

[@Six_fingered_freak]

5:46 it isn't it's actually really weird because this is a very Christian state

[@karinawatermelon332]

Was it worth it?

[@AthenaPOfficial]

It ALWAYS is! Adore these silly books hahaha

[@RogersRegularShow]

OK but this is SoOoOo funny!

[@AthenaPOfficial]

THANKS SO SO MUCH!

[@mandyogilvie686]

647 like

[@seraph_kylie]

I'm confused 🦆 but I keep watching you I love your channel in general 🐸 but that meat thermometer went burrrrrr

[@AthenaPOfficial]

The yeehaw romance novels are always a JOURNEY. Meat thermometer went burrrrrr indeed