This Zipline Might Break Reality in Raft

Ziplines are a new addition to the game. Curiously they don't have a length limit. Neither do rafts. This means I can make a zipline so long that it break reality itself. This took a long time and a lot of running. In the end the full zipline takes a little over four minutes to use end to end. The game wasn't happy about this and I'm not sure I'll ever be able to load back in. This is probably the biggest raft I've ever built. Too bad speed doesn't increase with longer ziplines, as that was my hope.
Raft - store.steampow...
PC Specs - Intel - Core i9-9980XE 3 GHz 18-Core Processor
2xNVIDIA - GeForce RTX 2080 Ti 11 GB Founders Edition Video Card (2-Way SLI)
Asus - ROG RAMPAGE VI EXTREME EATX LGA2066 Motherboard
Samsung - 970 Pro 1 TB M.2-2280 Solid State Drive
Corsair - Vengeance LPX 32 GB (2 x 16 GB) DDR4-4000 Memory

[@Jackson-vr1vf]

When are DangerouslyFunny and Let'sGameItOut gonna do a collab? get together and massively destroy a co-op game already. Your combined forces of glitching and breaking will be unstoppable

[@gothiiispiderz]

Exactly!

[@andrewvandeventer1138]

Add in the spiffing brit and rt game and you have a madhouse

[@Jackson-vr1vf]

With that group together, they could probably break the laws of physics!

[@dummythicc7075]

or Graystillplays

[@JackInTheBack3359]

Yes

[@jaebob]

“Luckily, I was raised by dolphins.” Well that explains a lot

[@thatguy9988]

I love df he is hilarious and he has the best voice ever

[@TheEvl00]

I really like his voice as well! That was the first thing I noticed when I first watched his video! :)

[@professormuddlehead6308]

Corpse be like

[@horuranton2139]

Yes

[@elfabrip]

I feel like he is Remainings but... Nah, they are pretty much the same

[@natt3528]

Corpse and Sykkuno exist in the backround now, ok then.

[@Kaiimei]

"I even have a big plan for that." 0:05 The searchbar is literally Plan.

[@Netto711]

That 1:06 gurren laggan reference made my day.

[@SYKRAL1]

He didn't mention anything about piercing so it's not a gurren laggan reference. If anything, it's a Tower of Babel reference. He is building super high up and is saying he is going to reach heaven.

[@Netto711]

@@SYKRAL1 you perhaps didn't hear the song on the background, try raising the volume

[@SYKRAL1]

Netto wow, I'm not sure I would have recognized that guitar riff if I didn't know what I was listening for. I stand corrected

[@snatcher226]

"This Zipline Might Break My Computer in *Raft*" MINECRAFT AH YES KZbin Edit:read the description

[@NStripleseven]

Milo Comments 🤦‍♂️

[@vividant]

wait what lol he playin minecraft

[@Limbust_company]

the discription said it's minecraft

[@KSM_bruh]

Teardown please🙏

[@Thugshaker101]

Dam this is a pretty nice Minecraft let's play

[@junkboy2234]

I've noticed quite a few Gurren Lagann references lately. Thank you DF and thank you Editor, as TTGL is my favorite show, that makes my day.

[@Kalmaro4152]

What is TTGL ?

[@huntermoon8500]

@@Kalmaro4152 Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. The full name of the anime

[@opoq1304]

Oh, u like TTGL? name every reference in the video!

[@Ox_ygen]

I've noticed too, and I've been loving it

[@abeeraziz8662]

Dangerously funny in this vid: haha zip line go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@callumjarvis6081]

Thats him in every video 😂

[@slidecancel7411]

@@callumjarvis6081 yes he builds a zipline every vid

[@callumjarvis6081]

I meant to him its stuff go Brrrrrrr

[@lasheabutler]

It’s actuallyHHAAAA HHAAAA ZŻIIPPLLLIINN GOO BTDTDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

[@Purothegermanspacengineer]

No No No No No No No No No No you can't do this and xespect people to like/get this. dangerously funny: haha zipline go brrrrrrrr

[@shadowforge]

1:07 "my Raft is the Raft that will pierce the heavens!!!" thank you for that sound bite

[@omfg992]

you should make a colab with "lets game it out"

[@thatguy9988]

Hell yea

[@uuuuuu6376]

Yes plz do

[@ragtagragnor2943]

The game would gust die

[@mattmazur7082]

i dont think youtube could handel them tigether

[@houssamboutoto9337]

that would be a disaster for the pc

[@clinthamilton1713]

I enjoy your complaints about building a “mostly” useless ______.

[@lordcoceira0947]

DF: We are going straight to the Heavens *Sorairo Days starts playing* Me: Oh, I see you're a men of culture as well

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

*stars* playing. I didn't know the stars could do anything besides blink.

[@lordcoceira0947]

@@diggydiggyhole-fan Oh boy, I didn't even noticed

[@rock9154]

The SCREAMING at 8:17 was incredible. Thank you editor. Very enjoyable.

[@G3arboi]

DF always has the best ideas from how long it takes for a llama to fall off of a tower into the ocean or killing ants in a game where you small to making a game called "the forest"too the empty

[@Zillionman2010]

Josh: Building thousands of ziplines all over his raft so he can jump from one to the next to get anywhere. DF: Building a zipline stretching into infinity. Now we just need to combine them into one ultimate being to break reality.

[@carterlong1915]

DF: "This zipline might break reality in Raft" KZbin: This is Minecraft for sure.

[@-nathun8507]

That stone sound is amazing

[@frost7451]

Lonely anchor :pensive: Sounds like my social life.

[@jakedickens9240]

Sounds like a great name for a pub to me.

[@ddarnell_]

Social Friends: *NoNe*

[@MiNameisJager]

I love that the more he plays that single game, the more broken it gets and the more fun he has :D In fact he had so much fun that he is starting to show emotions. Way too much fun. Real fun

[@durandol]

First I find Graystillplays, then Let'sgameitout, and now this. So many KZbinrs embodying pure chaos. I love it.

[@Sangety1]

"Spliiiiiiiiish" Nice subtle reference :D wondering if you've ever used the sound bite of him saying "KABOOOoooooom" lol

[@whatsupdog3703]

I love the windfall theme in the background and the sploosh kaboom sound effects

[@memerman9268]

Yes to most definitely will. Because that is what you always do. And we watch you for it

[@matthewcastorina5627]

There's a reason we love you

[@meghanosler8005]

That moment when you're queueing up DF videos and then DF posts a new video so you gotta start from the bottom of the list 😅

[@Puncher9999]

1:06 last place I expected to hear a gurren laggan reference but I'm not complaining

[@greenlest]

Viewers: Interesting raft video KZbin: You mean Minecraft?

[@not_porter]

DF is a calmer version of GrayStillPlays.

[@levibryant7186]

I love what the editor is doing!

[@leoramirez606]

I hope you have a beautiful day or night everyone 😊

[@salamon764]

thanks

[@matthewcastorina5627]

Thank you 😘 you too

[@novakid3709]

Thanks! You too!😁

[@cheesybarbarian2867]

... Comment section being nice?.... What a nice change.

[@Xzanah]

Oh shit I dropped a potato chip. Now my night is ruined.

[@Ox_ygen]

Here's a fun fact about zip lines, You can connect any number of ropes to a single pole This means you can create a raft (or rafts) with lots of towers, connect multiple levels of those towers with a web of lines, and have near perfect 3 dimensional movement across the entire raft. I'm sure if anyone can take this to an extreme, it's you

[@jekebe4858]

That moment of despair when he thought he'd disconnected the rope at the top... Comedy gold.

[@G3arboi]

I dont have any funny ideas but did you know a goose has a lot of sharp teeth and when its mouth opens if looks terrifying

[@bluesap7318]

You seen a stork spine go through it’s mouth?

[@G3arboi]

@@bluesap7318 uh no that sounds terrifying lol

[@allingquilatonestacion4353]

Since we're talking about random animal facts..... Did ya know that despite their name, Sperm whales are unable to ejaculate? Lol

[@G3arboi]

@@allingquilatonestacion4353 wait that's real? How do they reproduce but still that's hilarious

[@allingquilatonestacion4353]

@@G3arboi I heard it from a streamer who loves animals XD Their exact words were and I quote, "Aaah- Umm... Sperm whales can't cum???" The context there was hilarious, the streamer's name is nihachu and she was hurried by a fellow streamer (TommyInnit) to tell him a weird or random marine animal fact to distract him from something during their collab, thus why she hastily stated it- or something like that Lol

[@G3arboi]

DF has been laughing way too much it's different imagine how long a compilation would be now that's not good.

[@bluesap7318]

It used to never happen! The emotionless chad has turned into a virgin sunshine.

[@shingodzilla6549]

This is the end

[@ramenking150]

@@bluesap7318 @Wyatt W you guys are sinners, DF laugh is amazing.

[@G3arboi]

@@ramenking150 while his laugh is amazing but he usually doesnt laugh

[@ramenking150]

@@G3arboi yes, i agree, sorry, i interpreted this as you guys being some kinda purists that want him to go back to his old emotionless ways.

[@sip5712]

These videos always cheer me up.

[@thatafr0dude]

You aint even watched the whole thing yet

[@sip5712]

@@thatafr0dude they still cheer me up.

[@prankonic4735]

Nobody: DF w/ziplines: *nyoooooooooom*

[@aidenspooks6211]

Screw up rope DF: Ima scrap the WHOLE video Me: WAT

[@Luna-Moth]

I love that you said to the havens then started playing the gurren Laggan theme I know the name just can’t spell it

[@viperash2067]

1:38 not sure why but I loved this quote

[@pokerusfreak8194]

lol, this was actually more funny because he clearly got bored of it than for the actual breaking of his computer. Havent seen DF get bored before, just tortured

[@LPNurja]

I don't even play Raft and I absolutely love these videos!

[@maskedshadow5365]

Just came back from school to be greeted with Df! Feels great!

[@cooperc8834]

WE WANT A LONGER ONE!!

[@thestanka402]

Wow DF really has determination

[@skychaserthedragon2046]

If there is a robot uprising, this man will be the first to die for computer cruelty.

[@that1cat999]

Get this man a NASA quantum computer!

[@thediablobrothers2895]

Ah, yes I love a good raft/Minecraft collab

[@tokyo8056]

DF bruh you got me addicted to so many games. Stopppp

[@TommyTheDwarfz]

GURREN LAGANN REFERENCE!! THATS MY BOI!

[@railvoidgaming5536]

I have a feeling when DF gets a vr headset the first game he is gonna get is gorn a medieval style fighting game with lots if weapons and blood i think he will enjoy ripping their limbs apart literally

[@matthewcastorina5627]

1:54 the return of Pam

[@Gunnarbug]

always a good time when break and computer are in the title

[@jelle2306]

first time hearing you run out patience dammn

[@lawger2063]

What a beautifully painful build. 10/10

[@zoreas_Asukie]

This guy is my mind basically when I play games but I don't put the effort to do these things

[@carafurry7862]

We need the zip line to go for an hour!!!

[@KokoMakesThings]

The world zip line :DD

[@elfinflame6244]

Be honest would love to see a collab between you and graystillplays

[@bruhbreh8762]

dont forget josh from lets game it out...all 3 together more powerful then the mad time trio and 30 times more chaotic

[@Tiller_Jones]

I didn’t know DF was Raised by Dolphins I thought they were Cannibals That makes more sense

[@FQP-7024]

If humans had a idle/default voice...this guy would be the prime example

[@turtleyoutubeaccount]

I like the subtle refrence to “walk” with the riff

[@animalstuffing6522]

df has a very iconic voice, like the Daily Dose of Internet guy, if you ever heard it you would know exactly who was talking

[@fisticuffs8848]

Lol anyone else get a hilarious ad of someone talking about how hard it is to be a dj? 🤣Nearly pissed myself laughing 😂

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

Adblocker: What ad's? XD

[@yosh5161]

I just got 5 stars in Livin la vida loca in just dance 4 for the wii

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

Too bad no one will be able to see it lol

[@philipkonieczny2109]

Df is the guy to not like a game buts still plays it just to be the best in it

[@wtechboy18]

you should try making the zipline steeper by just going... up. all the way up. and then attaching to the post that you made miles away.

[@Ruwalk]

Solid TTGL reference I approve

[@Trimead]

time to build another zip line from the end of that zip line going all way back to the raft so you can zoom back and forth

[@ljmaster638]

If df's computer was a vidio game character he would have the rage of cratos

[@G3arboi]

DF laughs Fans with a laugh complitation go BRRR

[@arcanespin]

speaking of zip lines, you can join the grounded modding discord, yoink some of the mods, and there is a zip line that you can place

[@TheAtomicANetwork]

an interresting challenge would be"Make an anchor and drop it, now finish the game without ever moving the raft EVER!

[@MrDarkcore]

Zip lines are an evil invention, but fun also! 😂

[@BoneZonelol]

It pisses me off how calm and nice his voice is while he talks about making everything suffer.

[@invinceable9177]

get this man a new pc

[@itsturbo940]

3:42 Very silent music from Legend Of Zelda Windwaker

[@some_guy_8923]

Nice

[@user-ci7yw8tg4q]

DF is a less powerful entity that cant bend reality quite as much as GrayStillPlays

[@menixzlastname6534]

Got into DF’s videos because of his stardew valley videos, I do miss them but I really enjoy his content

[@alitternuclearbomb]

DF: This Zipline Might Break Reality in Raft KZbin: This is not Raft its Minecraft!

[@averagesnail5437]

DF: plays a game KZbin: m i n e c r a f t

[@WatchTheseClipsMf]

Wow those Minecraft graphics are amazing!

[@lizelive]

i really liked the old content a lot more. a bit more focused and well researched .

[@kylianlol13]

Hey df don't know if you know this but you can put a lot of ziplines on 1 pole practically making your raft 1 big rope box

[@simplenuggs2164]

He plays games to their breaking point all the time and it makes me question what pc hes got

[@Golle8970]

+1 for the gurren lagann reference

[@goodguybjorn]

Now DF’s arms are EXTREMELY strong

[@doccc1074]

Your voice is so cute ☺️☺️

[@brackishrobin7098]

You probably went over a whole continentwith that zip line

[@justintime162_6]

Idea: get a metal, ultra slim keyboard and a skinny magnet, then just put the magnet on the move forward key

[@Casual_Shadow]

just for DF's information, the ziplines do have a max speed

[@1que.9]

Brown

[@BilboSwaggins99]

I love your videos DF!! I would really love if you played Phasmaphobia, which I think would be (dangerously) funny. Like if you agree

[@terrathestreamur3341]

that raft is breaking reality itself lmao

[@deaf6529]

I love your content and your voice sounds extremely sarcastic

[@paulusgunawan4794]

Make a vertical zip line, you can get 9.8m/s/s acceleration. It's like falling, but with zip line, fun

[@Hana1LuLu]

I did, I did enjoy these many minutes.

[@FrozenPaint]

DF taking Heisenberg's uncertainty principle to the extreme.

[@mr_cree9647]

6:39 zipline to heaven

[@bscitdev]

You’re always very efficient at everything and it’s hilarious

[@waterfrogman]

DF for future Raft videos, if u are doing something that involves building, just go in configs and turn the sharks DMG to structures to be 0%

[@smexy_man]

Everybody gangsta till the zip line turns red.