Shooting The Poop! #8

[@BombermanX]

Now a video that my wife can watch with me! She loves TIG welding.

[@friedmule5403]

LOL simply the best comment of the month!! Thanks for making me laugh! :-)

[@websitesthatneedanem]

😆😆😆

[@ohammouda]

I feel so stupid cause I didn't get it.

[@metalteach5658]

First This Old Tony my wife let me watch twice! 😀

[@friedmule5403]

@@ohammouda I'll happy explain it if you or anyone think it would be great.

[@cgoodwin2875]

The kittens was a brilliant and incisive move by someone clearly pursuing world domination.

[@loganmpe7559]

↖️ Of course, cats rule!

[@agwhitaker]

@@loganmpe7559 ....and dogs drool.

[@6061]

Those cats look like they need their idle screws turned in about 1/4 turn

[@Donkusdelux]

I am not even surprised to see you here 6061 lol. tony, look away before you envy his tig skills xD

[@cliveclapham6451]

NAH a wisker's enough🤣🤣🤣🐱

[@WhereWhatHuh]

Cats tend to be idle much of the time.

[@markmooney4770]

Watch out when they go WOT though.

[@tuberroot1112]

yeah, but the idle screw it hard reach on these younger ones. It needs a very long, thin screwdriver !

[@ttvdekkz0r]

"If your welding and it sounds like bacon, you're doing fine. If it smells like bacon, you are on fire"

[@Justin-bb7oi]

This is not proper grammar. FYI

[@carrotbailey]

Daily Dose Of Humor we’re in the shop, not school

[@mark-ish]

@@Justin-bb7oi That was an asinine display of the English language. Well done, FYI.

[@sourbrothers73]

I see we have some AvE fans lingering

[@mattberg916]

@@sourbrothers73 pretty sure there's a lot of overlap betwixt the two. I love both, but this speaks English

[@allenmays8512]

You finally realized the purpose of the internet: videos of kittens!

[@titter3648]

I always thought it was porn.

[@richardhunter9995]

@@titter3648 Just say no to kitty porn.

[@johnpossum556]

He has been won over by the dark side.

[@DeepPastry]

@@titter3648 ... Well yes, but after that it's kitten videos. You know, when you're rehydrating, or taking a break to avoid chafing (too much chafing).

[@VuLamDang]

the purr-pose of internet

[@WhereWhatHuh]

If someone tells you that he's never dropped some mad lute on his tools, he might be a lyre.

[@journeymancurmudgeon3113]

I am appropriating this pun for my own nefarious ends. Please do not resist.

[@WhereWhatHuh]

Mi humor es su humor.

[@pappapaps]

@@journeymancurmudgeon3113 Copy/pasting a joke should not be a cause for violins

[@bigb0ss282]

Liar actually comes from lyre right?

[@WhereWhatHuh]

No, they have different etymologies. Lyre comes from various musical instruments, kind of like harps -- Gk. Lura, for example. Liar comes from a Middle-English Leogere, to lie, plus a suffix meaning "one who does." The only thing in common is the phonetic similarity.

[@n.danemcgee9319]

I guess you will name these two mig and tig

[@stefanczechorskidds5536]

OK, how about Frequency and Hertz ! or.... AC and DC ?

[@brucepulver8358]

Oxy and Acetylene?

[@OneRoundDown]

Guess that would make mama cat SMAW

[@cdteurosport]

N. Dane Mcgee yes please

[@sharpeguns1]

Tack and grinder

[@KastaRules]

No sir, you cannot fool me! I am pretty sure it was just one of your cinematic *tricks:* you probably filmed yourself turning two kittens into one cat and then had the video play in reverse.

[@mikedrop4421]

Top comment here! It sounds exactly like something I'd say. If I was witty. And creative. With a good sense of humor and several hours worth of effort.

[@mark-ish]

@@rockypipedreamer4915 actually you're from the past. 24 hours ago to be precise. and cloning is child's play to be honest.

[@ankoslitoflower]

Like Station from Bill & Ted?

[@atomicwinter31]

@@mark-ish Now you are the past, ancient are yee.

[@xaqori]

Yay! Always makes my day to see a Tony video!

[@Nerfornothin111]

No you don't!

[@evanguarr9678]

*kitten video

[@EeDog2]

"measure windshield run-out" im not sure what they're worth but 10 points for that one

[@johnlarryedward]

You need the suction cup style for that measurement...😁

[@mwilliamshs]

...windshield *wiper* runout...

[@iwtommo]

Are we to assume its all a dream because the tig cup didnt stop moving

[@bluedeath996]

It stopped for me. Must be your dream.

[@beliasphyre3497]

*_BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM...._*

[@randytravis3998]

what you all don't realize there was no tig cup there was just a spoon and TOT is the ONE

[@jasonvanhalle]

Hey, thanks for making all the guys at work think I spend my lunch break watching kitten videos.

[@Iceflkn]

They'd be more worried if you didn't!

[@makkurotatsu]

Real men do cute. Trust me on this.

[@zabnat]

I wanted to see you weld that sharpie to your bench top.

[@gabewhisen3446]

Only Jody the weldmonger at welding tips n tricks can weld sharpies to a welding tables ,shoot the man can weld farts to rainbows.

[@NeilEngelbrechtMechSeal]

i actually tried to imagine it being tig melted to the table top

[@markmooney4770]

My good buddy JB can weld almost anything - including sharpies to bench tops

[@intent2modulate]

For my wife (and probably somebody else out there), here are the kittens: 0:12 1:54 5:59 11:02 13:01 14:54

[@dtiydr]

What kittens?

[@joecarnes9174]

Thank you sir, I almost did this before I looked through the comments.

[@FroggyMosh]

I didn't even know I needed this as much as I did. Thank You! :D

[@dak4465]

Dude youre the best

[@crazynfc2667]

Smol tabby kittens

[@RUNE-66]

You old softie! You know you were gonna get us with the kittens. Didn't you? And of course you were totally right. They are adorable! Great vid as always. You put a smile/hysteric laughter on my face every time. Keep it up good sir. Ps. And I'm not even into machining. Eh, until I watched all of your videos I suppose...👍

[@thorhagen295]

Haha this is so readable now I watch abom videos and I don't even know how to operate a lathe 😭😂

[@RUNE-66]

@@thorhagen295 Akkurat!

[@feynthefallen]

Aaaawwww, is there anything more cute and mind-soothing than baby cats? Showing that video could break up a fight between a bunch of hells angels and bandidos...

[@HansFormerlyTraffer]

You are a genius Tony...Just when the stress of watching your video was about to drive me insane--er, up pops the KITTIES...calm me back down to the slow boil and ready to watch more video.

[@RBurwell]

11:35 Glad to see I'm not the only one who laughed at the rocking tig cup. My wife thinks I'm insane because I just couldn't explain why I found it so funny.

[@Coastfog]

What are you supposed to explain!? It's funny. It... it just is...

[@BrightBlueJim]

I have to admit I was very glad he let it run the whole way, otherwise I wouldn't know if I was in a dream.

[@canberradogfarts]

I cant wait till they get to that "sproing sproing sproing, hiss hiss, sideways sproing" stage that invariably ends with one or both of them launching themselves in a vertical hover mode then transition into a "full velcro," knuckle deep claw latch onto Tony's bluejeans. And ending up perilously close to his "smooth criminals" on a Sir Edmond Hillary style climb to the top. (Yeah. I've had cats before. Lots of cats. Some starting at the "just add water" stage.)

[@MatthewHolevinski]

Mine have always been more of an Ari Vatanen climb to the top

[@canberradogfarts]

@@MatthewHolevinski LOL, I wish mine would put on the Nike Smears, just to cover the nails, and not insist on 10 point anchors for EVERY hold.

[@icecreamtruckog3667]

I love how you use a cordless drill to tighten a screw on a cordless drill.

[@Gottenhimfella]

I'm sure Deuteronomy has something to say about that.

[@brandonb9452]

Gottenhimfella 😂😂

[@Bob_Adkins]

Where I'm from they call that incest.

[@imitt12]

"I used the stones to destroy the stones"

[@63256325N]

A great sense of humor! 😁 Congratulate Meatball. Thanks for the video. 👍

[@dvasymmetry9696]

I thought Meatball was a boy...

[@chrisdel157]

Just when I'm intrigued with welding, BAM! Kitten cuteness, then back to welding cups BAM! Cuteness! My emotions can't handle this. (Sticks around to see all video and check for kittens)

[@Xearo101]

I don’t think I’ve ever been this early. The kitty Kung fu is strong with this one.

[@raymondmucklow3793]

I think its katfu not sure kittyfu maybe. Let's ask Confucius

[@ExtantFrodo2]

@@raymondmucklow3793 That's catfuscious!

[@raymondmucklow3793]

@@ExtantFrodo2 I do believe your korrect

[@QQTrick1QQ]

I've looked for 3 hours for windshield wiper run out tolerances, I'm out about 23 thousands on my 78 Fairmont.

[@fournierluc2205]

Or is this the difference between what you would like for the car and what someone would give you?

[@travistucker7317]

Ls car?

[@cooper895]

Don't forget the stick shift is a different spec than the automatic. Been there done that.

[@millomweb]

Look out for HubNut channel - had serious run out on his 2CV wipers that the crank driving one of them could go over-centre and jam the blades!

[@BrightBlueJim]

If you have a 78 Fairmont, I'm pretty sure windshield wiper runout is not your biggest problem.

[@MartinDe123]

11:35 - 11:52 Physically hurt to watch. 10/10 Great video!

[@unogazzy84]

It's always a delight to watch your videos. I'm learning stuff and laughing way too hard at some dry but perfectly timed jokes.

[@jboi8854]

I think you forgot to review the two new fluff balls you got from amazon. Do they work better than one regular sized one?

[@nigelft]

@Roderick storey You mean oil on, oil off ... (Kokorokara no shazai, Miyagi-Sensei ...)

[@davidschaer8974]

Cinemagraphic magic! I laughed, i cried, it became a part of me.

[@JimT.Pirate]

I take a less precise approach to measuring windscreen wiper runout. Roll down the workshop shutter enough to spot weld the wipers to it (a good solid mounting point). Turn the wipers on and measure the suspension sag, side to side and back to front. This can tell you, to a reasonable level of accuracy, that you've wasted another afternoon procrastinating.

[@TheseAreShapes]

LMAO this old tony has the best fans

[@house89147]

You need to remove this before BOM see it, they do watch Tony, I mean doesn't everyone? Fixing the suspension sag could put Binky back years!

[@OlivierVerdier]

Great new bolt suppliers ! Thanks Tony for the poop !

[@alexnosheds]

Tony are you trying to break the internet? Poop AND kittens?? 🔥🔥🔥

[@vitor900000]

Disney will be sending their lawyers soon.

[@shmmoon]

Awesome video. Thanks. May I suggest putting an indicating mark on your idle screw to be able observe the rotation setting by sight? I hope that short and curly caught in your Tig cup is a cat hair :)

[@mmocny]

Oh my goodness... Awwww... That's soooo cute! Wow ToT you're so lucky! That's just the cutest little Noga indicator I've ever seen! Oh yeah and kittens I guess.

[@calebhurteau4230]

Dude idk if u are more of genius in metal working or jokes. U crack me up!

[@thechrisq]

I laughed way to hard at the TIG cup rocking bit 😂😂😂

[@nejiniisan1265]

Me too. Haha

[@johnbarlow1892]

The kittens are adorable! Love your stuff!

[@bovko1]

Those guys are the absolute cutest.

[@anthonykent7983]

Mini meatballs !!!! Beautiful things to be sure. Oh I enjoyed the rest of the STP too!

[@marscruz]

Schrödinger wants his two kittens back. Their names are Wave and Particle.

[@ThisOldTony]

no guarantees made as to the state in which they will be returned.

[@marscruz]

@@ThisOldTony He wants them in separate boxes. He likes their chances better that way.

[@markmooney4770]

@@ThisOldTony you better not return them in California. You would have to cover them in Proposition 65 warnings

[@marscruz]

@@MJ-nb1qn -- Originally they were Dr. Heisenberg's cats. But when Schrödinger's first cat met an unfortunate outcome when Erwin decided to execute a thought experiment, Werner offered up these two kittens to assuage Erwin's remorse. Schrödinger's original cat met his demise because of Erwin's curiosity... after the cat climbed into a black box... out of curiosity. Curiosity squared = ??? (uncertainty cubed)

[@marscruz]

@@MJ-nb1qn -- The kittens were theoretical until they were fertilized and conceived. Once they are conceived they enter into either male or female polarities. Wave is female, Particle is male (or vice versa). Speed is a mechanical (3D + time) construct that only has fleeting and ephemeral applications when 3D + time tools are used to measure (filter and limit) metaphysical states of being. Location is an arbitrary grid mapping and boundary limit, structured according to an entity's ability to embody intense inverse universalness while denying universality (inverse samadhi vs. samadhi). If any of this makes sense then I'm not being humorous enough... Sorry Enthalpy... you shouldn't limit yourself to a closed system. It is a mental construct that has no existence outside of the abstract and is a device used by those who choose to shut out what they don't like or can't imagine. You are bigger than that!

[@andrewribner3474]

Tony, you nearly brought tears to my eyes I laughed so hard at your "stupid parts" drawer joke. I'm chuckling still, even as I type. Having recently navigated the storm of a serious heart attack, these chuckles and tears are terrific therapy. Thank you for contributing so cheerfully to my recovery....

[@ThisOldTony]

glad you liked that Andrew, thanks for writing and stay strong!

[@anikidwolfy]

THANK ME LATER 00:20 - 00:23 01:54 - 02:13 06:00 - 06:13 11:02 - 11:18 13:02 - 13:16 14:54 - end (then replay list)

[@djquacker1018]

I've never been a cat kind of a guy but those mighty Kittens transitions when you changed subjects just made me "Ohhh, so cute...".

[@QuitProcrastinating]

Can you please stop talking? The kittens are obviously trying to sleep. Oh...

[@fankcastle7169]

it's amazing how hes just posting videos bc he enjoys it and has no idea hes like a father to us bc who can honestly say they've worked in a shop and wasnt told to hold the light or got yelled at.

[@IstasPumaNevada]

"Now, some of you were upset by the idea of me punching a cat in the last episode. I assure you, no cats were harmed in the making of that episode, but as a way of apology, I promise I won't pretend to punch any cats in this video." *shot of Tony lifting a cat from on-camera to off-camera, then you hear a band saw firing up in the background*

[@Gottenhimfella]

and that, kiddies, is how the cat got its miaoooooow

[@melvinolson8381]

LOL "boxes of stupid broken indicator parts", love the kitties too!

[@JJEMcManus]

There’s one critical thing you have to know when using Noga holders. Never, never place the so that... Oooo kittens!

[@crash299]

If i had tony as a teacher it would be awesome. My wife even likes your videos she has learned quite a bit about welding now :)

[@186RaNdOm186]

I secretly screamed KITTY! in my head every time they came on screen

[@johanstrom8473]

I did it out loud! :D

[@neilreading990]

After seeing that 3rd hand, I went a made one almost identical to ot with a sliding weight, and i have to say i have found it to be extremely useful. A brilliant idea. Thanks

[@vapidcunt887]

Tony, your videos are just as entertaining as old school Ave vids. Keep up the scookum work👍

[@DoctorJ3kyll]

Keep your kitten in a vice :-)

[@TopCat2021]

I agree completely and also with the key words "old school Ave vids"

[@DoctorJ3kyll]

@@canberradogfarts that's better.

[@IRMacGuyver]

I love your commitment to a joke. Never change.

[@HainjeDAF]

Maybe make it with a spring between the screw part and the knurled wheel. That is how a fixed carburettor on a nitro RC engine can be adjusted... The spring will allow you to turn the screw but will bend under side load, keeping screw and carburettor in one piece.

[@rwilk13]

Tony you are by far my favorite channel. Your humor and candor make my day just a little brighter my friend.

[@tobiasripper4124]

amazing, i was just watching weldmonger as your video came up. in fact, it was the one where he shows ambon's welding fixture. what are the odds. also, good thing you split the cat in two. now you can make more screws and/or nuts. just hope you made sure to make one in metric and one in imperial.

[@FlowTfpv]

the cats are called Imp and Millie. :D

[@tobiasripper4124]

@@FlowTfpv lol

[@ThorneRising]

I’m not sure what I’m more excited about a new TOT video or KITTENS!!!!!! Soooooo fluffy!!!!

[@TheseAreShapes]

Four Score and Seven Poops Ago.... I'm stealing this!

[@robinbrown473]

Tony, good to see you to see you using your Colchester lathe again how about more with your Schaublin milling m/c, used to repair them years ago when working with an engineering firm in Scotland they are good machines,

[@protator]

Those kittens seemed to idle perfectly right out of the box. Maybe it's time for a mew bike.

[@johnpossum556]

Thanks for the followup about screws. My bike project came out great. I mounted a 2inch thick cooler to it by 4 metric star headed bolts. Now I can put it on and off toollessly. Maybe even thinking of mounting a bearing on there to pull a trailer.

[@bvcxzgt5451]

Totally incorrect! That device is a carbonator. It uses the raw ingredients of fuel and air to create H2O, and, you guessed it, CO2. By adding CO2 to the air, it is, as the name states, a carbonator. Duh!!

[@millomweb]

Not a lot different from a carburettor then. Adds flammable carbon compounds to the air to make a fuel mix - hence its name. No I didn't know that either until a couple of weeks ago !

[@F0XD1E]

Please keep those babies together! My cats were the only 2 of the litter and they still love each other 7 years later.

[@adnanmlivo5885]

Killed me with the cuteness!

[@Timberwolf69]

Who resurrected you?

[@SlartiMarvinbartfast]

@@Timberwolf69 Melisandre ?

[@Coditsa]

I love kittens as much as the next guy, but the long pause waiting for the fupa cup to stop teetering made most of the food I was eating end up on my screen. Thanks Tony!

[@frankinjeep1194]

I just stopped a 1.8 million job because this old Tony video uploaded 😁

[@MatthewHolevinski]

ditto

[@mikehawk4517]

frankinjeep 1 1.8 million what? Zimbabwe dollars? Bananas?

[@frankinjeep1194]

US dollars it was only a one mile oil gathering line

[@ninthm00n]

Excellent as always . Love the kitties too.

[@muhsinali4268]

Bravo! Well done as always Tony, greeting from Iraq 🤗

[@baqiralfahdawi5886]

Am IRAQI from Australia.

[@RedDogForge]

"I just bought a Noga stand, so....times are tough." I felt that right in the wallet.

[@michael-michaelmotorcycle]

Windshield wiper runout? What if I have one of them there FERDS with the aluminum body parts & whatnot?

[@Engineerd3d]

We all know ferds have no wiper runout. That's cheby talk. Oh and rust....

[@michael-michaelmotorcycle]

true true.

[@sunside79334]

cute kitties. and you really got me with the windshield wiper runout, almost spilled my drink there. hilarious.

[@PalmAirCryo]

🎉it’s Tony’s poop shoot! Wait, that didn’t come out right... *^thats what he said...

[@disklamer]

The 36 sharpest items in the shop are strategically hidden behind the smushbeans, but ready to draw at a moment's notice to mark 4 to 18 not very parallel lines on your extremities.

[@fphenix]

11:33 You're such a tease! We didn't get to watch it till the end. It was still moving.... so frustrating! xD

[@kincaidjeff]

I customarily am not a cat person but I think you may have just set the standard for cuteness in cat videos on KZbin.

[@RoFiHan]

Thats magically changing a Cat into double Trouble...

[@bocan3189]

Best welding/poop-shootin' cut ins ever... a cat and kittens, genius.

[@TheBrokenLife]

"These things are cheap. There are all different kinds and styles, just pick the one you like and when you need to check a screw, just find the one that fits it." Story of my life, age 12-present.

[@cforn]

Kittens, T. O. Tony? KITTENS?? Is there no depth to which you will not stoop to MELT OUR HEARTS???? Jeez. Now my wife will be watching THIS channel too!

[@jonasthemovie]

Noga is a true IKEA name for that indicator holder as it means ”Carefully” ”Accurate” or ”Precise” in the ”Important” way.

[@marekmroz5018]

try to put name in google translator and switch it to polish.....coincidence?

[@ericsaresky6246]

Okay, I don’t get it. Ostrożnie

[@frigzy3748]

Noga in Russian literally means “Leg”

[@HorochovPL]

Eric Saresky not Swedish -> Polish, but Polish (Russian seems too) -> English. As Dmitrii Akopian mentioned, it translates to "leg". ;)

[@ldnwholesale8552]

It is an idle mixture screw, an idle screw sets the rpm. . The new indicator stand has one thing going for it. the fine adjust. I have the generic Mitutoyo one, had it near 40 years and the magnet is still as good as new. Cute very new kittens.

[@AlisonWheeler]

I'm sure what you said was really interesting, but I was distracted by the kitties! 👀

[@percival23]

I will go ahead and assume that was the kittens mother in the begging. And that is so important. I learned the hard way how important it is for kittens younger that 2 months to get their mothers milk. We just don't have anything that gives kittens all they need to survive that equals milk from mommy. Great video as usual Tony.

[@shirothehero0609]

Awww. Cute Lil fuzzbunz. (Technically referring to the cats. But maybe Tony. ?! Topic for next STP?)

[@loganmpe7559]

The little fart at the end of the beginning was _not_ fair at all, I nearly choked on my coffee 😂! You're a good man TOT, it takes a real man to love cats!

[@mmmhorsesteaks]

Idle screw huh? I've had girlfriends like that.

[@occamsrazor1285]

Dead fish?

[@jesperkped]

Bad joke coming up... If you are easily offended move along... Here goes... You know why a divorce is so expensive? Because it's worth it😂 That cracked my ex wife's lawyer up completely😜

[@sidewind131258]

@@jesperkped Velkommen i klubben :)

[@jlucasound]

Sometimes it's the needle, sometimes it's the seat. Trial(s) and Error. If she is into Trials; she will want a Rock.

[@MRCNC1967]

@@jesperkped ufffff

[@febinphilip9122]

Waking up in the morning and watching your video makes me feel 😊

[@darthtrump4428]

ahh you little bastard, finally found some time for us 😍

[@HansFormerlyTraffer]

I gave you a thumbs up just for the name.

[@ZappoB]

Informative, funny, lovely & cute... all in one video! You're the boss!

[@ChewbacaTW]

Just remember. How we treat kittens determines our status in Heaven.

[@y2ksw1]

I am always amazed how much effort you put into the videos. The labels nailed it! 😄

[@markmooney4770]

I would have thought that the hammer nailed it...silly me

[@jvleugels]

Ahhw, Meatball got mini meatballs!! They look adorable! Do they have names already?

[@industry65]

jochen vleugels Tickles & Tess...?

[@joerogi8401]

TOT is the only one who could get me to watch crazy cat videos.

[@anpe75]

I must admit that I clicked without thinking because of the kittens. I can't resist the fluff.

[@Snark900]

Love a Noga stand, I wouldn’t be without one. The only problem I have ever had was the screw joint between the top ball pivot and the fine adjustment. A small amount of loctite red and all was good.

[@FullThrottleAxolotl1]

"Hun I'm gonna watch some shop videos, maybe learn a thing or two." "Ok." *minutes later* "Honney, why are screeching? Your watching shop videos." "KITTENS!!!!"

[@Michael-Madrid]

Me - Pfft not going to melt my heart with the cuteness. Also me - Ah my heart is melting from the cuteness.

[@JonManProductions]

What's a FUPA? (if anyone gets this reference...)

[@stuggle173]

JonManProductions fatty upper penis area.

[@samaker4]

This Old Tony, turning up the cuteness to 11

[@jimsmith7475]

Magnetic Base and Dial Indicator to measure Windshield Wiper Runout.

[@artiet5982]

Jim Smith I laughed out loud

[@jimsmith7475]

His humour is so dry it could be considered dehydrated

[@paulrichmond6903]

I never thought I would see the day when This Old Tony would stoop to using the cuteness card on one of his usually educational videos. (Damn those are cute kittens.)