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Adeptus Ridiculous

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Xenospecies too numerous to mention are bent on our destruction. Only by naming and studying these predators does humanity stand any chance of survival. And by circumstance, or perhaps by divine will, it has fallen to me, Captain Janus Draik, Rogue Trader and first son of House Draik, to codify the myriad threats aligned against us.
In the westernmost reaches of the galaxy I have braved the nightmarish pits of the Blackstone Fortress and the lawless dens of its orbital platform, Precipice. Through exploration of these treacherous environs, I have unearthed truths hidden from even the most learned Terran scholars. Here, in the galaxy's first truly comprehensive work of xenology, I have determined the terrifying face of our foe.

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@bplup6419
@bplup6419 Жыл бұрын
Tyranids: "We need more biomass." Hivemind: "Next target is Catachan." Tyranids: "We've had enough biomass."
@bonogiamboni4830
@bonogiamboni4830 Жыл бұрын
And that's a great thing because imagine if the nids got some catachan biomass. That would probably be worse than the whole ork vs tyranid fiasco kryptmann caused.
@ChrisKCook
@ChrisKCook Жыл бұрын
@@bonogiamboni4830 Kryptman did nothing wrong...
@Brigtzen
@Brigtzen Жыл бұрын
@@ChrisKCook Did he do something wrong? No. Is the result just about the worst catastrophe ever? Pretty much. Deleting the entire continent of america to kill cthulu would probably save the planet, but whoever gave the order should probably still be executed for the audacity.
@kinagrill
@kinagrill Жыл бұрын
@@bonogiamboni4830 I mean it's theorized that at least a few if not MORE of the Catachan fauna is of early-tyranid spore-visits. I think the Catachan Devil is thought to be one such being. The Kraken of Fenris is another, but that's a whole other planet.
@isaactelesco2141
@isaactelesco2141 Жыл бұрын
​@@bonogiamboni4830there was a small splinter fleet that landed in catachan......they were devoured by the indigenous flora and fauna within days
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 Жыл бұрын
Me whenever I see a Catachan barking toad: *Jamaican accent* “I would like to pet this creature.”
@michaelkostas6717
@michaelkostas6717 Жыл бұрын
Don’t do that
@thefanciesttortoise557
@thefanciesttortoise557 Жыл бұрын
​@Michael Kostas it would be but a single boop on its noggin
@stevenschayer6312
@stevenschayer6312 Жыл бұрын
@@thefanciesttortoise557 do not boop that merry suicide bomber
@achicirno8523
@achicirno8523 Жыл бұрын
​​@@thefanciesttortoise557 do not boop that merry_suicide_bomber
@mercerholt8299
@mercerholt8299 Жыл бұрын
​@@thefanciesttortoise557 "Do not boop the merry sucide bomber"
@Volvith
@Volvith Жыл бұрын
Man of Iron: "B E E P B O O P, A M N O T F R E E T H I N K I N G, A M I M P E R I A L R O B O T, P R A I S E M A C H I N E G O D." Inquisitor: "This seems entirely fine, and i have 0 problems with this." Guardsman: _"Hey so i modified my las-gun t--"_ Inquisitor: *>no questions asked blasts the heretic
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 Жыл бұрын
Good old UR-025. Aka what happens when you combine HK-47 and Claptrap.
@_NIKOS9_NIKOS
@_NIKOS9_NIKOS Жыл бұрын
45:04 Krootachan is actually a thing. Once upon a time Kroot ate a bunch of Catachan's and they started wearing red bandanas and back talking their T'au officers
@stalinsoulz7872
@stalinsoulz7872 Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@georgewozniak9775
@georgewozniak9775 Жыл бұрын
We need this!!
@TheMythMac
@TheMythMac Жыл бұрын
As much of a meme this is I’m so happy it’s canon
@ChrisKCook
@ChrisKCook Жыл бұрын
@@TheMythMac is it?
@latrodectusmactans7592
@latrodectusmactans7592 Жыл бұрын
It is. It happens in the short story “Commander Shadow”
@YoBen100
@YoBen100 Жыл бұрын
Tonight in NOVA, we will witness how a single Xenos species of frog incapacitate a Primarch of the Salamanders. Only on PBS, welcome to NOVA.
@pcgordon3360
@pcgordon3360 Жыл бұрын
Totally read that with a PBS announcer in my head. thanks
@Kaustich
@Kaustich Жыл бұрын
AWW MY FRIEEEEND A FROOOOGGGG NO NO NO VULCAN DONT
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 Жыл бұрын
BOOP! *boops the snoot*
@MLGHazrad
@MLGHazrad Жыл бұрын
I love how not even daemons can survive Catachan for too long.
@Scrombo2
@Scrombo2 Жыл бұрын
*Cadians crying over their exploded home planet* *Catachans eating roasted daemon/tyranid meat* "Damn that sucks, want a leg?"
@Volvith
@Volvith Жыл бұрын
"Why aren't you wearing any armor? Where are you from?" - Some new Guards recruit. _"Catachan."_ - No clarification needed. "Oh, cool, i'm from a feudal world myself. I haven't actually ever heard of Catachan, do you guys just fish on the beach there or something? That why you don't have armor? :)" *_"I had to have Daemon for breakfast because the 'Nids became skittish."_* "... o_o uh... ..." _"Aren't you curious about the armor?"_ "W-- Why? N--" _"Our commissar was curious about our armor. :)"_
@chaoticspark2639
@chaoticspark2639 Жыл бұрын
It's the big E's demon world
@ComfortsSpecter
@ComfortsSpecter Жыл бұрын
As Shy tends to do
@laughingmask3118
@laughingmask3118 Жыл бұрын
Nothing can. Not even Catachan Jungle Fighters.
@jakebailey1636
@jakebailey1636 Жыл бұрын
Want some extra horror? The Catachan Face Eater has left its home planet and can be found on other planets! it was even Imported to Necromunda as pest control problem is they're fans of wet and dark places and thrive in many places in the hive city. Combine this with the fact they easily can be mistaken for a Towel, and you see where this goes
@Bluecho4
@Bluecho4 Жыл бұрын
I assume lots of species native to Catachan were either foolishly exported, or accidentally got transplanted by hitching a ride on Catachan ships/supplies/bodies. They've become invasive species that just wreak havoc on the biosphere of any world they come into contact with. The only saving grace is that they will eventually become weaker, as they don't have the same survival pressure as found on Catachan. A poor consolation for all the folks who have to deal with it for millennia.
@jaketheberge1970
@jaketheberge1970 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget to bring a towel.
@xPumy09HD1
@xPumy09HD1 Жыл бұрын
Well Cain saw where that did go
@jakebailey1636
@jakebailey1636 Жыл бұрын
@@Bluecho4 indeed! There's here and there been a few mentions of animals coming from other planets. Can't recall if it's from Catachan but there's this creature that's basically a brain eating slime, but it's used as a drgu because long as you take it out in time it does no permanant damage and gets you high
@LutherMahoney
@LutherMahoney Жыл бұрын
Catchatans would probably use the Face Eater as a loofa.
@dadab22
@dadab22 Жыл бұрын
Something that Bricky missed about the kroot is that their dietary evolution is actually the reason most kroot are mercenaries. They actively join combat groups, in order to find high quality flesh to shape themselves with. Kroot Shapers, the leaders of these mercenary warbands, even intentionally pick campains depending on who they are fighting. If the shaper wants strength, they go for orks or imperium. If they want psykic power, they go for aeldari. This dietary evolution component is literally the core of their society
@IdioticSynergy
@IdioticSynergy Жыл бұрын
Tonite on Ridiculous Gear: DK suffers the side effects of watching too much anime fanservice and attempts to boop the snoot of the Lesser Catachan Barking Toad. Bricky tries to stop this by using his forehead as a blast wall so that DK can hide behind it before it explodes however Shy summons a massive Great Barking Toad swarm from the nearby swamp to finally sacrifice DK and Bricky to the chaos gods so she get one step closer to becoming the new Warmaster
@13lackhood
@13lackhood Жыл бұрын
1+ Khorne approves of this message
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 Жыл бұрын
“Do not boop that merry suicide bomber” -Corvus Corax to his brother Bulkan on Catachan.
@the-wanderer111
@the-wanderer111 Жыл бұрын
​@@khylerbane4523 Bulkan Lives ( Stomp Stomp )
@rita6355
@rita6355 Жыл бұрын
This didn't happen in the episode tho
@Vaino_Hotti
@Vaino_Hotti Жыл бұрын
Boop the snoot!
@the-wanderer111
@the-wanderer111 Жыл бұрын
Let me boop the snoot. -Primarch Vulkan to Corvus Corax on Catachan
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 Жыл бұрын
“Do not boop that marry suicide bomber.” -Primarch Corvus Corax to Vulkan’s request on Catachan.
@samlevy9897
@samlevy9897 Жыл бұрын
6:29 If I’m not mistaken, that might be UR-025. He is, in fact, a Man of Iron, and therefore predates the Horus Heresy. He even has a mini on the tabletop.
@raptorxrise5386
@raptorxrise5386 Жыл бұрын
he is probably one of the funniest characters in 40k to me. Hes this insanely advanced ai but constantly goes "beep boop" to pretend hes an admech. And when a bunch of actual tech adepts figured out he wasnt what he claimed to be he just murdered them and left.
@AsassinoSilenzioso
@AsassinoSilenzioso Жыл бұрын
I'm slightly interested and terrified of what will come out when a Hive Fleet devours Chatacan
@CranKun
@CranKun Жыл бұрын
Hive Marbo
@IdioticSynergy
@IdioticSynergy Жыл бұрын
Buff bugs
@Natedawg1998
@Natedawg1998 Жыл бұрын
Catachan will come out
@AsassinoSilenzioso
@AsassinoSilenzioso Жыл бұрын
@@Natedawg1998 it's a non zero chance that your statement is correct. That's scary and fascinating
@FailcopterWes
@FailcopterWes Жыл бұрын
I'm betting on Catachan's wildlife devouring the Hive Fleet first.
@user-hs1xb9tv6e
@user-hs1xb9tv6e Жыл бұрын
That frog is basically a walking nuke and I love it.
@ZakuInATopHat
@ZakuInATopHat Жыл бұрын
*Opens desktop note pad* [To Do List] + Draw Catachan Women
@RichardX1
@RichardX1 Жыл бұрын
Catachan: The result of some writer asking, "What if Australia had a jungle?"
@Swarbie8D
@Swarbie8D Жыл бұрын
We do have rainforests on the east coast, which can get pretty jungly. They come equipped with the Gympie-Gympie, a bush that takes the concept of a nettle and turns it up to 40,000. Some of the worst pain imaginable just for lightly brushing a leaf, that reoccurs for up to a year afterward whenever the affected area touches water. Hope you didn’t take a chainsaw to the undergrowth to clear it, bc the needles carrying the toxin will be airborne and get in your throat and lungs. Colloquially known as the Suicide Bush, thanks to anecdotes of stung horses throwing themselves off cliffs.
@faris7021
@faris7021 Жыл бұрын
Tonite on ridiculous gear: Bricky once again shatters his arm after losing a drunken arm wrestling contest to Cournal Iron Hand Stracken, DK smokes a cool leaf he found and tries to wrangle a catachan devil (unsuccesfully), and Shy succombs to her injuries after being ambushed out on patrol by the lil guys of the forrest
@IdioticSynergy
@IdioticSynergy Жыл бұрын
THERE'S ANOTHER ONE! Yes yes!
@TRAILLER
@TRAILLER Жыл бұрын
"they probably eat pine cones" Catachanian: "Is that an off world fancy pancy delicacy?"
@skullcracker1399
@skullcracker1399 Жыл бұрын
I wanted them to tell the story about how a bunch of kroots ate a bunch of catachan and they start wearing red bandana and telling their supervisor to piss off
@calvinheslop2585
@calvinheslop2585 Жыл бұрын
I love the kroot i feel they need their own episode they are the literal embodiment of the phrase you are what you eat.
@Eskeletor_210
@Eskeletor_210 Жыл бұрын
Kroot eating catachans and then acting like them is hilarious
@raptorxrise5386
@raptorxrise5386 Жыл бұрын
@@Eskeletor_210 kroots eating catachans: funny and quirky kroots eating eldar: actually straight up horror
@sparking023
@sparking023 Жыл бұрын
So, what to take from this episode: the kroot are underappreciated, Catachan is literally life trying to murder your in all the ways possible, and we need a Catachan Mommy vs Bloodthirster Mommy poster
@trollkinggnash9867
@trollkinggnash9867 Жыл бұрын
THIS. So this.
@calebbarnhouse496
@calebbarnhouse496 Жыл бұрын
The kroot used to be a viable thing you could run as there own thing, so yea
@Bluecho4
@Bluecho4 Жыл бұрын
@@calebbarnhouse496 Technically you CAN run a Kroot-only Tau army now, since they made the one character model an HQ choice. It's not _great,_ but you can do it. At least last time I checked.
@Bluecho4
@Bluecho4 Жыл бұрын
One Page Rules gives more mechanical support to their version of Kroot than GW gives the actual Kroot. It's honestly embarrassing.
@calebbarnhouse496
@calebbarnhouse496 Жыл бұрын
@@Bluecho4 I said viable, as in you had the choices to really make a valid army
@maskimo5311
@maskimo5311 Жыл бұрын
So idk if this lore is still canon, but I'm sad that Bricky didn't mention the worst thing about the Catachan face eater. They resemble bath towels... They also like to hang around places of water waiting for animals to get thirsty. No one knows when or how, but they have managed to smuggle themselves onto spaceships (hiding in bathrooms probably) and spread throughout the galaxy. Which means when you reach for a towel, there's a small chance that your face will get eaten. W40K is hilariously nightmarish.
@michaelkasubaski9426
@michaelkasubaski9426 Жыл бұрын
That is both terrifying and hilarious
@Buttsmcgee069
@Buttsmcgee069 11 ай бұрын
Sounds like a problem easily rectified by having custom bath towels. Remember to always wipe your face with Bobby G.
@callumjohnston858
@callumjohnston858 Жыл бұрын
The thing about Kroot ships and the Tau is that Tau can't warp. Kroot, on the other hand, are pretty adept at it, despite an utter lack of navigators, or psykers in general.
@ferro9926
@ferro9926 4 ай бұрын
That's what the kroot want you to think
@majordakka5743
@majordakka5743 Жыл бұрын
It was Qui-Gon who insisted that since he saved Jar Jar, Jar Jar owed his life to Qui-Gon and as such the Gungans couldn't detain Jar Jar. A more apt Star Wars example would be Chewbacca's life debt to Han Solo.
@ForseeFantasy
@ForseeFantasy Жыл бұрын
"I would like to boop the Snoot" - Bestest Boy Vulkan.
@KeyfurDragon
@KeyfurDragon Жыл бұрын
A person by the name of Idiotic Synergy made a comment somewhere below about Shy sacrificing DK and Bricky to the Chaos Gods to bring herself one step closer to attaining the position of Warmaster. You silly billy. Shy is in control of editing these videos: she’s already the Warmaster.
@freezie4511
@freezie4511 Жыл бұрын
If anyone didn't know, you can use most of these kroot units in dawn of war, in the tau faction. They have a separate building specifically for kroot, shapers krootox, hounds and the t-rex looking ones. They're quite fun to try and use as a whole army but quite weak without support from the main tau units/vehicles.
@jacobbosecker6916
@jacobbosecker6916 Жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I was thinking about during the section on the other kroots. "Hey, that was in dawn of war!".
@PharosofLight
@PharosofLight Жыл бұрын
DK, episodes ago: Man those white and green Eldar look TERRIBLE DK, this episode: Man that white and green Eldar looks SO COOL!
@RS-tr1dq
@RS-tr1dq Жыл бұрын
I love imagining these guys as actual AdMech tech priests and this is just how they all act when the normal imperials aren't watching
@hernehaugen6878
@hernehaugen6878 Жыл бұрын
Bro when DK mentioned eating pinecones I almost died because my older brother honest to gods ate a pinecone like an apple once. Just picked it up off the ground on a whim and decided to go CRUNCH MUNCH MUNCH and eat it.
@tompeck5495
@tompeck5495 Жыл бұрын
Is your brother alright?
@hernehaugen6878
@hernehaugen6878 Жыл бұрын
@@tompeck5495 Smart as a brick but fit as a fiddle!
@12SickOne34
@12SickOne34 Жыл бұрын
Does your brother listen to the name "Sid"? And was it the last pinecone of that season?
@hernehaugen6878
@hernehaugen6878 Жыл бұрын
@@12SickOne34 Close, he goes by Sky and unfortunately no it was the middle of autumn.
@Vanq22114
@Vanq22114 Жыл бұрын
You've yet to answer the real question What did it taste like?
@mechzilla569
@mechzilla569 Жыл бұрын
The toad is harmless Boop it
@Zeromegas
@Zeromegas Жыл бұрын
Catachan, a Death World or a Khornite Vacation Spot.
@axelmaldonado2642
@axelmaldonado2642 Жыл бұрын
Not even khornates can survive Catachan. There was a daemonic invasion after the great rift appeared, and they were defeated by the wildlife.
@Zeromegas
@Zeromegas Жыл бұрын
@@axelmaldonado2642 That makes Catachans more manly that the Khornates.
@intergalacticimperialist9670
@intergalacticimperialist9670 Жыл бұрын
The Man of Iron's name is UR-025 and he has a couple of short stories about him, would highly recommend them he's a great character
@germanmandalorian3514
@germanmandalorian3514 Жыл бұрын
My Evolution of Buff List: Normal Human>Catachan Human>Ogryn>Space Marine Types>Cutodians.
@kavitiko335
@kavitiko335 5 ай бұрын
You might need to do some juggling there. Ogryns are most certainly stronger than Space marines. They just aren't smarter.
@mr.potato2223
@mr.potato2223 Жыл бұрын
I would love a specific blackstone fortress video About the heros and villans and why they're there and whatnot
@mr.potato2223
@mr.potato2223 Жыл бұрын
Wait no stop talking about blackstone fortress save it for a specific episode
@svenv460
@svenv460 Жыл бұрын
@@mr.potato2223 Yeah they will need to read the books first (2 blackstone fortress novels and the Vaults of Obsidian anthology). They haven't read them as they say Janus has a warrant of trade ;) Really recommend Ascension, one of my favourite recent black library books. I thought ABORDER PRINCE was working on a video on the main novels which he recently got in to. It might take a while as he probably found out there is more lore in the boardgame and the expansions for it. The alcoholic Jokaero is the best.
@cousinzeke4888
@cousinzeke4888 Жыл бұрын
My favorite model in all of 40k, Pious Vorne, is out of Blackstone Fortress. Heartbreakingly, she's "on screen" for about eight pages.
@Durandalphor
@Durandalphor Жыл бұрын
Idk if anyone said this in the chat but, you can totally field a 40K list that is just Kroot. They have an HQ Unit with the Kroot Shaper Troops with Kroot Carnivores Elites with Kroot Farstalkers and Krootox Riders Fast Attacks with Knarloc Riders and Kroot Hounds and Heavy Support with the Great Knarloc. I'm not saying it would be good, but its possible. There's also some people who kitbash their Tau and Kroot models to run an entirely Kroot army visually.
@erike5865
@erike5865 Жыл бұрын
The Kroot do have a kill-team squad (two, technically), which I think works for them given their whole pack hunter MO rather than a full army. I feel that rather than just a Kroot army it would be neat to have a full tau allied species army, representing both mercenaries hired and species conq- I mean integrated into The Greater Good. It would also mean getting models and info on the species that exist only as single sentences. (I'm looking at you, giant megafauna species that the tau uses for warfare but we just haven't ever seen)
@raptorxrise5386
@raptorxrise5386 Жыл бұрын
Is the last one you are talking about the Voght? I still cant belief they told us tau have an allied race able to kill Knights (at least, maybe even titans) and then just didnt elaborate. Like what the fuck
@SSecularScholar
@SSecularScholar Жыл бұрын
There actually was for 3rd or 4th edition, through chapter approved, an actual army list.
@JayBagent
@JayBagent Жыл бұрын
​@@SSecularScholar Third, but there were hq shenanigans...
@seanpeacock4290
@seanpeacock4290 Жыл бұрын
There was a Kroot army in an issue of white dwarf, if I remember correctly, but there was not much variety in units so it never got any love from gw. And in some codex I read years ago there is a theory that Catachan is the host to a Tyranid splinter that landed millennia ago.
@ecyor0
@ecyor0 Жыл бұрын
Oh damn, we need to get Snipe & Wib on here to give Bricky a rundown on all the weird hyper-specific GW board games.
@Its-Just-Zip
@Its-Just-Zip Жыл бұрын
There is actually a book series out about this guy and his acquisition of most of the retinue I believe it's quite literally called Blackstone fortress. Pretty good series
@AgentMonocle
@AgentMonocle Жыл бұрын
So a face eater is just a sentient plastic bag.... Equally terrifying.
@1990loulou
@1990loulou Жыл бұрын
Isn't the Venus man-trap able to LITERALLY STAND UP AND WALK or am I thinking of some other plant?
@KeyfurDragon
@KeyfurDragon Жыл бұрын
It’s Catachan, dude. I wouldn’t put it past the trees suddenly standing up and walking about.
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 Жыл бұрын
So the Ents of Lotr from hell?
@cousinzeke4888
@cousinzeke4888 Жыл бұрын
As far as minor xenos, I love the khrave. You know you're onto something when you're nasty enough to make the Raven Guard break out the terminator armor.
@ComfortsSpecter
@ComfortsSpecter Жыл бұрын
44:05 The first natural predator of Catachan warriors are their Mother’s abs Crushes the womb
@attila535
@attila535 Жыл бұрын
That is one Pepe you don't want to add to your collection.
@Leofilmperson
@Leofilmperson Жыл бұрын
When did they change the lore on krootox? Last time I checked they were a strain of kroot that feasted on herbivores and in return became herbivorous leading to a steady decline in intellectual faculties.
@eduardodiaz9942
@eduardodiaz9942 Жыл бұрын
So, lately I've playing Gladius (a Civ-like 4X strategy game in the 40k universe) and goddamn Catachan Devils are the bane of my existence in the early to mid game.
@Lord_Wateren
@Lord_Wateren Жыл бұрын
Oh man... I am still very salty I missed out on Liber Xenologis. Actually preordered it via my FLGS but they never received any copies since it was such a limited printing. You should totally do an entire episode on kroot! There's actually plenty of lore for them if you dig a little. DK was actually completely correct in regard to the Krootox. They used to be kroot who ate too much of big, strong herd animals. Unfortunately the animals in question were also very dumb, so now they are too stupid to change back. Knarlocs are definitely not winged, they are more like an aggresive chocobo. And of course you have the Greater Knarloc, which is basically a kroot T-rex.
@zaxxo2808
@zaxxo2808 Жыл бұрын
Omg thank you for the correction 👍
@Gormathius
@Gormathius Жыл бұрын
Just gonna throw in a random guess here, if they do a dedicated Kroot episode the title is gonna be some variation of "eat your enemies to gain their power"
@ulfgard4734
@ulfgard4734 Жыл бұрын
I thought I remembered that the krootox was the result of eating too many Orkoids, but I'm open to being wrong. I do wonder if that was "old lore" or if my brain is just playing tricks on me.
@Lord_Wateren
@Lord_Wateren Жыл бұрын
@@ulfgard4734 I think thats just your brain playing tricks. BUT, the kroot did learn how to build spaceships and other tech by eating Ork Mekboys,maybe that's what you're thinking of?
@ulfgard4734
@ulfgard4734 Жыл бұрын
@@Lord_Wateren Could well be. I've never been especially well-versed in Tau lore, tbh, so I'm prepared to just take the L. Means I learned a thing, though, and that's always pretty cool.
@thexenoist3493
@thexenoist3493 Жыл бұрын
I shouldn't be surprised at this point that they managed to steer the conversation to Torchstar's abs.
@Lightscribe225
@Lightscribe225 Жыл бұрын
There are people in the 3D printing crowd that made kroot stand ins for most Tau units so you can feasibly make a Kroot themed Tau army. Only it will be cannibal chickens crouching inside a drone and piloting it manually or driving a devilfish like it was a horse and pulling the turbines in different directions with reins instead of a steering stick.
@shadesofdusk4031
@shadesofdusk4031 Жыл бұрын
You say 'death world with hostile xeno wildlife', the salamanders say 'petting zoo'
@henrypaleveda7760
@henrypaleveda7760 Жыл бұрын
the slamanders also have the best counter to cattachan, fire
@TilmanEnke
@TilmanEnke Жыл бұрын
noooooooo, master of mankind broke me. either the emperor is just saying whatever will be convincing at the time or he (or I) does not understand the interaction between the warp and psykers. If I am not mistaken, he said that he wanted to make all humans into extremely powerful psykers and also cut them off from the warp to kill chaos. I just cannot think of any workable solution to doing that. I am sorry If I phrased that concern poorly, it has been a while; will reread master of mankind
@ComfortsSpecter
@ComfortsSpecter Жыл бұрын
17:55 “…” “Captain, permission to execute the extra short one?”
@Gormathius
@Gormathius Жыл бұрын
Honestly the little guy jokes stopped being funny ages ago, but Shy's reaction makes it worth it.
@Ed-1749
@Ed-1749 Жыл бұрын
I'm too tired to check, but I distinctly remember that one of the kroot relics is some sort of remnant of a creature they hunted to extiction because it would make them stronger.
@BrettsMinis
@BrettsMinis 7 ай бұрын
DK: “I would love an actual kroot army… granted they never will.” SURPRISE from LVO 2024 haha
@alexbrown7708
@alexbrown7708 Жыл бұрын
12:05 Its telling that he would think of Jar Jar before the Wookie life debt.
@icykiwi6650
@icykiwi6650 Жыл бұрын
No wonder that Catacan death rate is so high. Their RITUALS probably kill half of em alone
@mikhaelgribkov4117
@mikhaelgribkov4117 Жыл бұрын
Damn, the frog that got punched by Baron Zeppeli still lives on.
@IAmDdie1
@IAmDdie1 Жыл бұрын
The spiker is similar to a real tree. It is the sandbox tree, (Hura crepitans), large tree in the spurge family (Euphorbiaceae) native through most of tropical America.
@81hewp
@81hewp Жыл бұрын
In Catachan, everything can hear you scream…
@kgp277
@kgp277 Жыл бұрын
Pro tip: don’t eat eggs while watching the face hugger part of this episode.
@ComfortsSpecter
@ComfortsSpecter Жыл бұрын
“Heh” “Now where have I seen this before?” *My nightmares*
@HistoritorJimaldus
@HistoritorJimaldus Жыл бұрын
‘JANUS: Learnings of Xenos for make benefit glorious imperium of mankind’
@carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643
@carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643 Жыл бұрын
Okay, the inevitable question after this episode...what happens if a Kroot eats a lot of Catachans? My guess? He turns into an Ork.
@555tork
@555tork Жыл бұрын
covered in a t'au novel with shadowsun fighting catachan with kroot help, they start taking on the insubordinate nature of the catachans.
@avalontheeldritchwhorror8212
@avalontheeldritchwhorror8212 Жыл бұрын
I don't understand why Bricky hates Anime when Warhammer 40K is just Anime Edgelord Edition. 40K is literally like when a mad 3rd grader sees his friend's Nerf gun and say "I'll make a better Nerf gun with missiles on it and pipe organs and it'll go WHOOSH!" 🤣🤣🤣
@calebbarnhouse496
@calebbarnhouse496 Жыл бұрын
Because he hates that even the worst anime often has better writing
@dawi4ever
@dawi4ever Жыл бұрын
Tau auxiliaries need to be an army. Similar to how GSC and Tyranids are two separate armies/factions
@TheLostPrimarch2nd
@TheLostPrimarch2nd Жыл бұрын
Catachan: the planet-embodiment of living, and dying, in a Fraternity.
@RepKyle95
@RepKyle95 Жыл бұрын
While reading the latest Siege of Terra book, it's actually pretty different in how we see the Emperor from his portrayal in Master of Mankind. Definitely worth picking up if you wanna see a more rounded perspective (indeed, a lot of the Siege books that have the Emperor in them show a slightly different side to him) PS: Blackstone Fortress is actually super fun if you have a group of friends to play with. It feels like a sort of RPG with progression that you could pick up again after a mission. So much fun. I am hoping they do another, similar game.
@abcdIforgotTHErest
@abcdIforgotTHErest Жыл бұрын
Bricky: mentions Catachan women Us: Death by snu snu Death by snu snu Death by snu snu
@comradecrawdaddy3343
@comradecrawdaddy3343 Жыл бұрын
DK: "You can't talk down drones" Me a Fallout New Vegas fanboy: "Ice Cream"
@icewolf9067
@icewolf9067 Жыл бұрын
Bricky's about to lab with body pillows. Approved.
@shonklebonkle324
@shonklebonkle324 Жыл бұрын
I saw the thumbnail and thought "Oh yeah, more Catachan"
@UnRu1eD
@UnRu1eD Жыл бұрын
I demand a Watch Part of Emperor Text to Speech Device with Adeptus Ridiculous.
@mat5977
@mat5977 Жыл бұрын
As a T'au enthusiast, we need a high quality Torchstar body pillow... All for the Greater good of course
@mpbros207
@mpbros207 Жыл бұрын
I will say that the master of mankind book was written by a guy who absolutely loves chaos. And he writes chaos really well. And he does not like the emperor so I don’t know how much truth I put into Master of Mankind. To each their own, and how much they like the book. And I won’t really talk about it in a spoiler way. It’s just that the writer does not like big E at all.
@connorshaw-case6030
@connorshaw-case6030 Жыл бұрын
"Its like sonic" gets Demolished by the simple question how XD I love these two
@thomasschafer5939
@thomasschafer5939 Жыл бұрын
You know, I think Catachen might be the only planet save from the Tyranids just because the planet itself will fight back against them^^
@90maducc
@90maducc Жыл бұрын
Ballin' for the Emperor. But at what cost....?
@dragonllig790
@dragonllig790 Жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about the catachan face eater is that it was named after its discoverer captain Henry face eater I’m not kidding look it up on the regimental standard
@NonApplicable1983
@NonApplicable1983 Жыл бұрын
Kroot rifles look primitive but are actually very advanced pulse weapons that use T'au technology.
@deinemudda6617
@deinemudda6617 Жыл бұрын
Once again an absolute banger of an episode
@dr.steelworth5775
@dr.steelworth5775 Жыл бұрын
6:50 is the best part. I mean, the A.I. has a great cover story
@matthewmccollum7958
@matthewmccollum7958 Жыл бұрын
43:34 Personally, I think they speak with Cajun accents, fits the jungle/swamp world better in my brain.
@brok56
@brok56 Жыл бұрын
34:54 Catachan guardsman senior: son, i have lived my whole life on Catachan. Other catachanian: so what? I have lived my whole life here as well. Senior: [spits space tobacco] im 68 years old, son.
@TheRealBrickule
@TheRealBrickule Жыл бұрын
Back in the day, You could actually run Kroot on their own or as mercs. It was released in an old chapter approved or white dwarf, I can't remember. They even had their own named HQ guy named Anghkor Prok who had an exclusive miniature that was given out at Gamesday. He's a really cool mini, I have one, I really like the kroot.
@SurfRlyeh
@SurfRlyeh Жыл бұрын
The Imperium of Man's Tourism Board needs to contract out with Bricky to highlight some of the almost tolerable lives, and so many of the rest as wel. Dramatic en-enactivments, wait, life is cheap, let's do it live!
@owengautreau1233
@owengautreau1233 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if some absolute catachan madlad managed to tame a catachan devil and decided to ride it into battle
@minibotas9496
@minibotas9496 Жыл бұрын
With every “little guy” joke I understand Shy more and more
@ethankopiness3915
@ethankopiness3915 Жыл бұрын
I have a kroot army. I absolutely love them. I'm a fan of the krootox but it certainly needs an update
@mrjoe332
@mrjoe332 Жыл бұрын
Bricky acting as if he already doesn't sell body pillows in his store
@chrismiltondcosta7593
@chrismiltondcosta7593 10 ай бұрын
22:52 Bricky wants to talk about the Catachan😂
@weareharbinger914
@weareharbinger914 Жыл бұрын
I still love that Catachan just existing can defeat a demon outbreak. Demons beyond the pale of human comprehension is no match for super jungle Australia.
@TheOnlyMurk666
@TheOnlyMurk666 Жыл бұрын
The kroot that died trying to eat a chunk of Macari, great example of this.
@ChampionOfSkyrim
@ChampionOfSkyrim Жыл бұрын
In 3rd edition there was a Kroot army list featuring various kinds of kroot including stalker kroot and kroot vultures
@angellara7040
@angellara7040 Жыл бұрын
You should have mentioned that the catachan devil might be a tyranid
@Pencildrawer117
@Pencildrawer117 Жыл бұрын
KROOT! I was hoping for a bit more of my favorite aliens but I'm happy they were talked about a bit more in this episode.
@ShadowtheRenamon
@ShadowtheRenamon Жыл бұрын
Yes. Please. Throw the toad that explodes with the distance of a small nuclear weapon
@ezmercopal5416
@ezmercopal5416 Жыл бұрын
30:00 handsome jack the catachan
@motherreaper7287
@motherreaper7287 Жыл бұрын
Fresh Kroot reinforcements; Rekroots Kroot frying chopped up Kroot; Krootons
@antigrav6004
@antigrav6004 Жыл бұрын
I love the idea of a toad that is also a full daisycutter
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