THOUSAND SONS ARE LOSERS

those space nerds man

[@TheeTraitorJim]

Less of a wait for the next episode I reckon! Also shout out to Rook for being out first channel member. Seen some people asking about a patreon and discord. Don’t really know how to handle all that yet tho. So channel membership is all I got for now! Trying to think of more tiers that are actually doable.

[@brunomarciliopinto3039]

Is there any chance of any loyal Space Marines appearing in future animations?

[@stevewellington4442]

Joining too for a bit, madman somehow made me love chaos space marines

[@bobjones5674]

@@brunomarciliopinto3039 Nothing interesting about those mind wiped thin bloods.

[@claylord4457]

I'm doing my part

[@luigijacoposantamaria7367]

"he seems nice" "Yeah he's allright" Peak friendship

[@Fyrijou]

Won‘t lie, wouldn’t mind seeing the Thousand Son again. His personality fits well in between these 2

[@Aqui_No_Hay_Nada_Que_Ver]

Apoyo al tipo que habla inglés

[@Fyrijou]

@@Aqui_No_Hay_Nada_Que_Ver ich spreche kein deutsch

[@Aqui_No_Hay_Nada_Que_Ver]

​@@Fyrijou A lo siento. Cómo ví que estaba escrito en inglés asumí que hablabas inglés.

[@Fyrijou]

@@Aqui_No_Hay_Nada_Que_Ver bolan, ja te ne razumiem, očemu ti prićaš?

[@Aqui_No_Hay_Nada_Que_Ver]

​@@Fyrijou debe haber un problema en el traductor o que es lo que no entiendes ?

[@kaneslives]

A Iron Warrior and a Thousand Son being pals is fittingly wholesome since Perturabo and Magnus were friends.

[@Runner-hd7ug]

Not just friends, bros both figuratively and literally

[@hydromancer4916]

bro i have seen you in every comment section for years now why do we have the same interests?

[@kaneslives]

@@hydromancer4916it’s magic. Not science… MAGIC.

[@perapapic3683]

​@lukeBryen2Dorn could have stopped the Herasy. Konrad had been having visions of it for months and he came to Dorn and said he can tell him everything they need to stop it. Dorn attacked Konrad and locked him up cus he didn't believe Horus could be a traitor. If that was Perturabo he would have listened to Konrad and they would have gotten the Lion to jump Horus before he could start sucking demon dick

[@shadowborn1456]

Ahriman and Forrix were friends as well

[@mumbo_fuze2484]

"Maybe you should try casting deodorant from time to time" Damn, that one caught me off guard

[@louisnall3102]

That should’ve been saved for the plague marine.

[@Lancersilva]

“No one rushes the goaturabo” put that on a shirt and I’ll buy it. It will be my finest gym wear.

[@Fordo11789]

I fuck with that

[@tomasmichaels642]

I need me a Sweatshirt with that on it have the sleeves with the IW yellow and black pattern

[@primarchcharlemagne3933]

I second this notion

[@frostbyte2384]

Why in the Dead Gods did I read that as “wym gear” to be clear not pronounced like gear, but with the g sounding the same as in gym. Jear.

[@henrywhitmore8344]

@lukeBryen2rogal dolt is more like it 😂

[@RvBnerd618]

Funny that the sorcerer calls his powers science. You know, since we no longer have the psychic phase in 10th edition.

[@tdk5265]

Well...., Khayon, Abaddons right hand sorcerer also hates it to call sorcery "magic". Although he calls it "the arts" as many wizards do...

[@InVinoVeratas]

There's no better endorsement for a Iron Warrior as an Iron Warrior affirming one's friendship by saying "Eh" in confirmation.

[@joecrim8877]

I need a "NO ONE RUSHES THE GOATURABO" poster right now

[@tomasmichaels642]

@lukeBryen2 The Goaturabo is just a better Rogal Derp. sorry 😬

[@tarkatantapir7287]

Little known fact about the Iron Warrior creed is that .. "The biggest Iron of them all, is the one holstered on your hip." - Perty Rambo

[@linkdancer3890]

I haven’t the read any of the books and still new to the lore….but knowing Peterobu so far is that reference to how is home planet was organized cause I heard it was like how the Roman Empire operated.

[@cadettklinge6039]

„Just a military rank“

[@stryz5736]

sure it is -_-

[@BikeRyder13]

"He's a magic nerd" made my snort my drink

[@panzerjaguer4478]

"No one rushes the goaturabo" is one of the best quotes i have ever heard

[@SpectreCiNW]

**Scientific spell**

[@AurelionSass]

Hah, he left without paying.

[@nathanalexander5598]

Well the job wasnt done anyway So that somehow excuse it?

[@NedFlanders612]

Tzeentch would be proud

[@geldarh4635]

My brother in Emperor you are doing such a wonderful job my man.

[@claylord4457]

Just like my rolls for that pink horror not to split. Thanks Tzeench.

[@TheeTraitorJim]

Just as planned

[@LordValdomerol]

Why can I imagine Peter Turbo himself actually uttering "NO ONE RUSHES THE GOATURABO" before rage quitting the Heresy lol

[@centric3125]

Imagine the scenario this might have come up in. Specifically, a meeting of the Traitor Primarchs that has this BELLOWED by Perturabo halfway through before he kicks open a door (crushing anyone in the way) and stomps out full speed. In the room we see Horus completely dismayed, Fulgrim complaining about something trivial and totally unrelated (or Ferrus Manus), Angron is too busy wrestling an Exalted Bloodthirster to care- especially since the EBT is winning- , Mortarion is sitting in a corner muttering about psykers. Magnus is literally phoning it in the psyker way (Warp portal he's looking out of), Alpharius and Omegon are busy trying to figure out who is who and if they even are the REAL Alpahrius and Omegon, and Lorgar is busy leading a sermon over the Vox to anyone who listens.

[@ryanadams0922]

AYYYY THOUSAND SONS REPRESENT!

[@freedomgeek2097]

All is dust babyyyy

[@dr.stronk9857]

We love casting spells

[@Vincent_A.]

This voxcast is sponsored by the Changer of Ways!

[@InVinoVeratas]

​@@dr.stronk9857shadow wizard money gang 🤑

[@maury11196]

Where the Prospero women at?

[@MagnusArchitectOfFate]

What a pleasure to see such a nerdy, ehem, master of warp arts. To be honest, chemistry between these three was awesome to watch!

[@chochopete]

"he's a magic nerd" that had me dying. Never noticed this but the outro is laugh is from dow, that's nice.

[@Warpedlogical]

the pc is powered by pure malice of the iron warriors

[@pietro4618]

NO ONE RUSHES THE GOATURABO!!!!!!!

[@Tears_of_Isha]

nobody: the two blue horrors now running around the ship:

[@anonymeroverlord]

This series is genuinely one of my favorite things on KZbin right now. Keep up the great work! Also, as a certified Iron Warriors apologist, I'll definitely remember "NO ONE RUSHES THE GOATURABO"

[@SeptimusSpeiser]

Nice hearing the Goblin sounds from Sacred after all this time.

[@theophiledumont3291]

YEEEAH THOUSAND SONS !!! HAPPY DUST NOISES

[@giacomoromano8842]

I am sorry Night Lords, but no amount of angst will unmurder Kurze. Also, at least Magnus loves his sons, better not say what Kurze thought of his sons by the end of things...

[@naterro7795]

who said night lords need their primarch?

[@darknessml6145]

​@@naterro7795 A decent amount of them actually

[@naterro7795]

@@darknessml6145 nah the only one they would need is Sevatar

[@disturbedrenegade9815]

​@@darknessml6145 only because they betray each other almost as much as Tzeentch betrays everyone he's ever come into contact with

[@friendlyneighbourhoodsunwheel]

0:46 Nightlord should have said "you should watch your face as I flay it"

[@heterosexual_twunk]

the AI is getting really good with the stutters and inflictions

[@crowejagerson3628]

To be fair this kinda is how traitor legions get along in the books.

[@jamesdeek7039]

You know what i like....out of the two legions to make your mains on the channel, you pick the absolute best two.

[@nuetella9764]

Love how chill and understanding the 1k son is, I hope he sometimes comes back crashing onto the the duo and be an angsty nerd towards the black legion

[@alexscholz3438]

This feels like the next TTS (compliment) and I absolutely adore every new "episode" that comes out, keep up the great work Goaturabo! Also dusty boiz represent 🔥

[@lhcedwin]

I loved whenever they go "Oh don't think I forget about you-". You'll just know there is something good cooking.😂

[@bobjones5674]

2:34 Skin cloak made of dust. Some tweezers and a little bit of glue...

[@Historyfrek4ever]

I am sorry Iron Warrior, you don't get to pass judgement on "science" when you shove deamons into everything. Case and point, now you got horrors infesting your ship. (Iron Warriors do deserve a kill team. On a serious note: Great as always and how chaos marines show friendship is hilarious and lore accurate.)

[@Random-World-Eater]

WHEN BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD?!?!

[@DarkApostleNoek]

Will it be worth it to donate to Valrak to have him say Goaturabo on a live stream?

[@TheeTraitorJim]

The only answer is yes

[@BigPapaE]

THE BOYS ARE BACK BABY!!!

[@MegaBichiX]

wait, did he teleport back to the ship that needs repairs? is he just hanging there on the backseat like a car being towed by the Iron Warrior ship?

[@headbreak.1066]

Honestly the pacing of the dialogue is peak, feels very natural. Great job.

[@memesofwarhemmer7076]

2:10 The true G.O.A.T are the tzzangor fools it’s all tzzangor now boys 🐐

[@theholyemu3716]

Tzaangor best unit in every Warhammer game need more

[@TwojaStaraIFrytki]

the PETTINESS of Iron Baby, oh my emperor...

[@Riku006]

2:19 “NO ONE RUSHES THE GOATURABO!” As an Iron Warriors player, I’m going to be saying on loop from now on.

[@ProduccionesPaquito]

Never thought I’d hear Sacred goblin noises for pink horrors, and yet here we are. Blessed be the changer of ways!

[@Availant]

holy shit please put :"No One Rushes the Goaturabo." on a hoodie somewhere with that one pic of daemon prince peter turbo flexing infront

[@triples2745]

Correction, the Iron Warriors did not betrayed the Imperium because they never got a reward or recognition from them, they betrayed over guilt they destroyed their own homeworld and thought they went too far that the Emperor was going to kill them, so they joined Horus to ensure the Legion's survival.

[@brandonlyon730]

They were still pretty salty in not getting any recognition for there work and being passed off in favor of the Fists and Dorn.

[@triples2745]

@@brandonlyon730 Well, Pertuabo had a good reason, because he knows how machines and people work, so seeing his father favoring a weaker primarch who isn't much of a challenge to him can defiantly be infuriating, but even then he was still loyal until he crossed that bridge in Olympia and burned it behind him.

[@Ak-6969]

"Loyalty is its own reward"

[@eoretaspace]

I was like "why is iron warrior so chill today" and one minute later oh boy was I wrong Thanks for the memes, I, a mortal flesh noob, have been learning about the 40K lore thanks to you.

[@scottm8292]

Nice, another long one.

[@ragnarokivae6136]

Damn I love this videos. And the voices for them are so fitting

[@katona497]

"Yeah, all the best scientists shout Fireball when lighting their bunson burner". Based

[@tyrantofcans465]

We need more Thousand Son. He is nice. Perhaps he comes back to pay Iron Warrior?

[@KalusBane]

Video length is 3:33. 3 + 3 + 3 = 9. All things fall within the Changer of Ways’ great design.

[@WordEaters-gr9hv]

Text to speech tier humor

[@mask9306]

It's good to see Ian and Nigel again.

[@dennisgothier7562]

Another banger. Love when these come out

[@toxicwarpig]

This is gold. I need more. Ima binge this shid

[@thewarpthing4130]

Love seeing these. More episodes please 🙏

[@falconer7447]

Just discovered your videos! Subscribed! Keep it up! I love it!!!!!!

[@TheeTraitorJim]

Welcome aboard!

[@FearThePinkMist]

Keep them coming, this is top tier

[@SoulRuninFree]

I love the happy voice in which he say he’s Not a nerd he’s a MAGIC NERD. All I can think of is that sponge 🧽 bob meme.

[@jamessalvatore7054]

I consider this my new 40k tts. Never stop, brother ! Its hilarious :)

[@Sleepynotlazy]

Genuinely better character development than GW's stuff

[@jiahuilai608]

Great work man, you are fast approaching TTS level

[@TheMC1102]

I love the way that little daemon whimpered when the Iron Warrior shot it.

[@b312n.v9]

Been really liking these

[@user-dr2rp7ny4v]

at last, ZE BOYS ARE BACK with the purest gold

[@Kishin-lv8dt]

While the thousand sons are losers this guy is the coolest of this series

[@eightball6219]

You know they all friends when they can insult each other to their core and still walk away like "good seeing him again"

[@Ottersanity]

The Goaturabo merch is a must now

[@samuelwhitmee9394]

These videos fill the hole in my heart that TTS used to fill

[@loganwhite6403]

DAM right no one rushes the goaturabo but dam... i want my iron worriers army

[@x0lopossum]

These videos are gold.

[@camerontyler1386]

Love it, well done. Also as others have said i'd love a "no one rushes Goaturabo" as a shirt.

[@tomharcar8064]

I just discovered your stuff and love your parodies. I noticed the only big 4 legion you haven't featured yet are the Death Guard. I could imagine the IW and the NL's reaction to him. Deathguard: Greetings! I bring tidings from the Plague... IW: OH HELL, THE SMELL!!!! NL: I think I just threw up in my helmet...

[@TheeTraitorJim]

They’re coming. Gonna give some of the old ones another go as well. Word bearers technically never got a full video.

[@tomharcar8064]

@@TheeTraitorJim oh cool. That’ll be awesome to see. Btw, my favorite undivided characters are Vashtorr and Fabius bile. Are you planning to have them appear at some point?

[@NeverEverALiv]

Omg m8 please ceep up the fantastic work I swear to the emperor himself I have rarely laughed that hart 😂

[@BloodRavenSkull]

Ngl the Sacred goblin noises caught me by surprise. GOAT'ed channel just for that.

[@barondiamondo6676]

It's a goblin sounds from Sacred 1? Also, roomba in NL colors must be sick!

[@nathanalexander5598]

Okay this somehow made the series 100 times better than it already was Plus they work so well with each other

[@alicegisler6789]

This has got REAL TTS vibes, loving it! 🤣

[@SoulGizmo]

Love how we're starting to get action in these

[@imnotacannibal]

LOL LOVE THIS GUY. HES LIKE THE THIRD FRIEND THAT COMES AND GOES AND WE ALL LOVE

[@cynicgamer12]

Can't wait for Fabius Bile to make an appearance! 🙏

[@imadethistocomment4386]

"yeah he's alright" wow that's the nicest thing IW has ever said about someone

[@AiZy2173]

Iron warrior just mutually hating both his chaos allies is literally me in any multiplayer game.

[@celticfox]

This is my favorite one yet, the Sorceror was very cool.. for a magic nerd.

[@RogueVindicare]

Desperately need a novel about a new Thousand Sons Sorcerer. Ahriman's great but I'd love to see a story from the perspective of just a regular one trying to achieve his own ambitions.

[@slevinlaine]

Beautiful work as always!

[@heartlessnobody1143]

ah yes. the space magic egypt themes super soldier made of lint. he fits right in

[@TheGabrielOne]

Dude.. Your content is 40K gold.

[@Diomedes_XXII]

This is hysterical

[@goblingamez9921]

Need Iron Warrior to meet another Iron Warrior.

[@bioder2579]

I want to see the Iron Warrior go apeshit when he sees an Emperors Children Legionary, like be even more bitter than normal

[@ChaplainBald]

Night lord creating a diversion so Thousand Son don't have to pay for Iron warior for his service.

[@MDRLOz]

Amazing as always.

[@lykos2738]

I would've thought that the Word Bearers were the bottom rung of the CSM ladder.

[@stuggaroy]

This is a good series.

[@0ff868]

oooh, thousand sons sorcerer summoned goblin from sacred, what a cool guy

[@circleofcerridwen]

This Thousand Sons fits in well for the series. Hopefully, we see more of him!