Three Mooders and Cownting | The Unexpectables II | Episode 92 | D&D 5e

[@HiopX]

Belfis: OK, but apart from lifting the veil on Isenvale, defeating undead hordes, fighting Demons in Centralia, saving a bunch of sick children from a plague unknown to the Medicina temple, slaying a giant sand worm, improving relations between Harthlen and Delvaria, liberating Pud from corrupt politicians and their undead monster, and taking care of a butt load of strays - I ask you - what credentials do the Reclaimers actually have?

[@jefferyoneill1]

Wyrm, not worm

[@grandarkfang_1482]

😂

[@Kyla-Stormhazard]

​@jefferyoneill1 Nah nah. Wurm, not Wyrm. If you're going to correct, you gotta get it right mate.

[@HiopX]

wörm

[@TheLangenator]

​@@Kyla-StormhazardNope. It's Wyrm for this specific creature.

[@ernestoportillo5136]

1:10:40 Can this be a short? Like literally just from 1:10:40 to 1:10:50 is the whole short. That was beautifully hilarious, bless you Mark.

[@derkeve]

Yes this needs to be one!

[@rayplays7498]

Kai: You're familiar with magic right? Empty: i think. Last episode Empty: thats time magic! Everyone: how do you know that? Empty: i thought everyone knew that.

[@MoojinBoi]

*ky but true

[@MystLunarabne]

Gaijin at the start "I'm running on 3 hours of sleep" *Looks at video length of 5 hours* Guess someone's in for a bumpy ride.

[@Elohist2009]

Gaius now holds the record for longest turn in DnD😂

[@Hellucard360]

I had to hear "Rip-&-Tear-me-a-new-one-doom-daddy" THREE times. SOLID GOLD

[@idothingssometimes456]

Damage updates Damage dealt Giaus 2,586 Milo 2,614 Otho 1,802 Ky 1,134 Isqan 1,615 Damage taken Giaus 820 Milo 315 Otho 529 Ky 500 Isqan 505 See everyone in one month!

[@kharijordan6426]

Cool

[@SirusEinzla]

How has Ky taken so much, oh my god.

[@idothingssometimes456]

@@SirusEinzla the fall he took this episode was brutal.

[@aaronlarson9718]

Milo’s damage ratio is crazy

[@NMXP]

Is it Attack on Titans everyday for the halflings, Sending out the Scout Regimen to look for hill giants and hopefully alert or take em out.

[@silentpaw]

Saying Buc-ees is just a gas station is like saying Disneyland is just a theme park. Buc-ees is an experience.

[@TheSinBin512]

Ellis from l4d2 "Just a car? JUST A CAR?! THATS LIKE SAYING JIMMY GIBBS IS JUST A DRIVER THATS LIKE SAYING THE MONA LISA IS A SCULPTURE OR SOMESHIT THATS LIKE SAYING THE GIRL ON THE BRIDGE IS A JUST A LITTLE BIT PRETTY!"

[@Zorn32]

Monty describes the wood inn Me: when did they get to northern Michigan?

[@Down.D.Stairs.]

Also me : when they get to a Texas gas station

[@enanomalley9986]

Break ends at 2:07:06

[@rpbattleman]

Thank you

[@D4rkf0x21]

@ 38:51 - Animated intro. @ 40:34 - Last time on... @ 1:55:29 - Break begins.

[@derkeve]

Great session and an interesting place to pause. I'm the guy who made RipNTearMeANew1DoomDaddy. I'll explain the name next stream.

[@StrongHoov]

Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! It's a MILKY fresh MURDER! (P.S. If knowing Monty It would deffinitly be Scarbles that will be running the Sweet dragon)

[@Grugmax620]

Wasn’t it established at the end of the first campaign that Auspheloes took over along with Meryl

[@TheMexiBear]

32:02 now THAT, is a screen name.👏 I guess I’m starting a list of screen names 35:40 2:03:18

[@derkeve]

Your welcome for the Doom daddy one. I'll bit drop the explanation next week. Also Pit Bulbasur should be on that list too if it's not.

[@sokesamurai]

Great rp moments. And at the mention of Mass Effect; RIP Jenkins, never forget.

[@teamneerd]

God since Buc-ee's was mentioned I want to say my favorite thing with it is whenever I go back home to New Jersey from North Carolina I always pass by a sign that says "Buc-ee's 300+ miles ↪️" to show the nearest one is over 300 miles away. It's a fun thing that always gets me. Also Monty needs to do a tour of Buc-ee's, Wawa, Sheetz, Quick Chek, Royal Farms, Etc to see which one is the best

[@onixrobot2031]

Man, wotc really just screwed up everything with the 2024 release. Granted, ky taking that fall damage made me chuckle.

[@ZombieJesus1987]

I want a Fallout to take place in Texas because you know that there would be a tribe of wastelanders that would worship the Bucees Beaver like it was a deity.

[@rexhex3700]

Goodness I am so glad they brought Empty along with them, they are so interesting!

[@EverlastingEclipse]

I like how Ruba is where all the normal animals come from

[@SuperUnhappyman]

I'm super curious about empty. Could they be one of the races like kyr is of lys but they're the "end" version that the gang fought. Or an aasimar of noct

[@HiopX]

with all the talk of life and afterlife, maybe even Necrecta

[@razielkasimer760]

MY guess is Empty is Luis Strag from C1 with a new "Host"

[@HiopX]

@@razielkasimer760 we have evidence against that. Luistrog didn't had a face under the helmet, just blackness, while Gaius saw his eyes

[@Deoxys_Used_Mimic]

Hm… A paladin/cleric with a DESTINY?! Who do we know that fits THAT description??? *Watches intro song again

[@YourC0nsc1ence]

On today's episode of the Unexpectables. Ky needs a second draft, Milo's soul gets read, Gaius finds their animal magnetism, Isqan's teeth find purchase and Otho is a bit too popular. Last one for a month guys since I am keeping this gimmick on Campaign only. See you all in November! Spoilers Below What a great little episode to head into the break with. I even had to change up some of my Top Gear choices because there were other options. I really love the idea of the familiar pet shop idea. It was super cozy to listen to and Klepto is a bunch of fun. That Tasl fella seems like a calm, animal loving individual. The celestial dog was an interesting encounter. Love how he challenged the cast, not only about themselves, but also about proposed ideas of protecting Lynne. Also loved everyones reactions with Ky projecting, Otho scoffingn Gaius being mostly unaware, Milo taking it serious, Isqan being scared and crushed by his conscience. Isqan's reactions especially keep me excited for the ticking clock arriving at Isenvale Keep. As for the discussion I earnestly believe Gaius was the perfect person for Empty to ask about their concerns about killing people. He has an interest viewpoint and really left Empty with things to think about. I don't know if Isqan, Milo or Ky would have been as good a fit for this topic. And I shudder at the alternate timeline where Otho is approached with this question.

[@grandarkfang_1482]

Gaius doesn't make as much of a fuss about killing people, while Otho makes it very personal. Milo might feel bad, Ky usually has to work himself up to it, and I genuinely think Isqan would let himself get fucked up before killing somebody.

[@nickanderson55]

Otho is the perfect man for it he fully understands the necessity for it he understands that there are evil parasites in the world that act as a net negative and it is the role of civilized society to make it positive

[@galaxy_tripod0_0]

Empty is quickly making their way up on my fav Monty NPC list. They're at like 15th place with me, and thats high considering how many NPC's Monty has created. ALSO GAIJIN MENTIONING BUCEES YES!! AMONG THE LOS ANGELES PEEP, THE NEW YORKER AND THE CANADIAN WE HAVE SOUTHERN AMERICA REPRESENTATION! Reminds me of Arcolf mentioning the cracker barrel in PD. Thank you Gaijin!!

[@movespammerguyteam7colors]

I love how the group just casually walked into THE BAG from Fantastic Beasts and Where to find Them. Though it is concerning how cows are just disappearing from a seemingly peaceful farming town.

[@rpbattleman]

I know what's happening and I'm here for it!

[@TigerW0lf]

Did Isquan finally bite someone!?

[@Shadeas24]

Ok so we have Panic’s student and Task’s employee, I’m now waiting for Greckles’ shinobi of Taionogakure

[@jessenielsen7218]

We might get one of Borky's Boyz

[@dkdrock456]

2:25:17 might have just been a pun but Connor slipping back into Panic for a moment was great, and so was every Season One pun that followed it 😂

[@jarodburgardt5682]

The fact that no one mentioned Kwik Trip during the gas station talk is a travisty, lol.

[@azabache6058]

you know i'm surprised none of the guys thought of maybe talking to Augrune to see if he would be interested in the alchemical skunk. Besides the practical use for him as doctor and wizard he could use the companionship

[@mikishisensei1]

Mark how dare you equate the San Francisco Giants to the dumpster fire of a football team that’s the New York Giants?! You wound me sir!

[@BangerangEliko]

This session is reminiscent of Role With Me regarding the stolen cows in Birchwood Creek and the Speak with Corn scene in Silverrock with T-Wig

[@Lastkoss]

Nice way to go into gobtober anf raven loft. Nice playthrough everyone.

[@Chickenlegs145]

“Where is your mother, tiny cow?” Why is that so funny?

[@curiouswind9196]

You can never have enough skeleton

[@Biggggg5]

Isnt Sigil the place pronounced with a hard G sound to differentiate it from a sigil like the magic symbol? I’ve only heard it from one other dnd podcast.

[@ZeroAngel92]

Typically yes

[@Galvamancer]

WHOOOO CANT WAIT!

[@thecrow-lective7469]

I wonder if Empty like the helmet companion from campaign 1.

[@silentpaw]

You mean Luistrog. I thought the same thing when I first saw him/her

[@jefferyoneill1]

Oh, good I'm not the only one

[@VeenanNorvius]

They arent. The helmet was given to Enrobso for safekeeping who kept his items in a pocket dimension.

[@thecrow-lective7469]

@@silentpaw thank you, I couldn't remember the name

[@mythicalthings1796]

​@@VeenanNorvius They aren't the same helmet, but it's not like there can't be similar items.

[@lowrider993]

Pfft Monty just using the Jeaster of Bordeaux theme for the animal vendor then it turns into Harry Potter, personally I want one of those lantern dragons

[@lowrider993]

omg I just noticed the dungeon meshi style art at the beginning

[@lowrider993]

Without spoiling anything, it was literally impossible for anyone to guess that culprit, cept maybe Zito, and I'm all for it

[@darkninja1012]

man wawa, miss that honestly great convenience store/gas station kinda sad i wanted to try their burgers when they came out looked so good, adding this cause of half time show onslow green was the best charater imo from the tfs at the table game him and the goblin whos name i forget

[@rpbattleman]

2:25:50 Fantasy Petshop 2:29:30 Surprise 3:32:00 A terrifying crime scene 3:46:10 Interrogation 4:10:20 Investigation

[@MystLunarabne]

Alternate title: Faux Cow or Foe Cow?

[@momop1848]

2:06:50 Glad to have the existence of diet Baja Blast confirmed. Internet says my grocery store should have it, but we'll see if it's actually there. I haven't seen it in person yet, but I guess I just need to look harder.

[@derkeve]

I don't think I've seen "diet" but I've seen and tried Zero Suger. It was not the same. Not bad, but it just didn't taste right.

[@BangerangEliko]

I have zero sugar baja blast more frequently in penssylvanis or NJ, I cant find it for shit in NY at all.

[@momop1848]

@@BangerangEliko I did end up finding it at the grocery store and trying it. I liked it. But I usually only drink diet/sugar free soda. Saves more room for sugary foods. 🍰

[@FeyRavenRachel]

I am still not regetting making this pun for a title suggestion a week later xD

[@Warmaka]

If you spend 4 feet of movement for every one foot of movement, that means movement is four times more expensive. In other words, four times less movement. Example: 50 feet of movement spent through plant growth would result in 12 feet travelled. (50 / 4 = 12.5)

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

Truly unexpected

[@dawsonhelf7922]

How does a creature like this even exist?!

[@treebeast2516]

Hey Monty I'm thinking of visiting Canada, any recommendations on where to stay?

[@josephwright681]

Am I the only one who thinks the parasite would be perfect for Gleam

[@Kinan.Eldari]

Hi Mark, hi Bosco!

[@mythicalthings1796]

Ky has the right idea, never trust a celestial

[@AsmodaiStorm]

Wait, is empty gintir? The aasimar from the first campaign?

[@dandelion_fritters]

If I remember correctly, Gintir is the god of farming/agriculture, the assimar you are thinking of was the brother to pigeon Druid Tyler, who we don’t know as of yet what happened to them. The party never asked when they got back…

[@Kralex121]

The Aasimar's name was Ivan actually

[@shadowslasher1551]

Is the carbuncle a Yu-Gi-Oh reverence? Crystal beast Ruby carbuncle

[@jefferyoneill1]

Or it could be a reference to a recurring summon in the Final Fantasy series

[@shadowslasher1551]

@@jefferyoneill1 fair

[@Aerlas]

The carbuncle is a creature from pre-Columbian mythology originating in what falls within the borders of Chile today. Over the centuries it shifted into being folklore. Several games, shows, books, and the like have versions of it, so I doubt it is a reference to a singular adaption.

[@lowrider993]

I can imagine the audience saying you guys suck at any point

[@CrazyTasteyPi]

I'm sorry, but I just have to say that, earlier in the combat when Monty said, "he has a huge 'to hit'" all I heard was, "He has a huge tit." This was in relation to the Hill Giants of course. So enjoy the mental image everyone!

[@Warmaka]

The left one is always bigger.

[@Zmanstardust]

For those who Have Tome of Beasts 3 page 231 if want to know

[@ScamMan93]

1:28:44 Milo's racist mom 😂

[@Mightymajin]

SPOILER The fact that Monty include any more of the drakes and dragonettes from the Tome of Beasts series is a HORRIBLE miscalculation

[@XenomorphKing06]

How?

[@Lexadin]

​@@XenomorphKing06 My guess would be that, while I personally love a lot of Kobpld Press' work. I have noticed that, especially in their early work, it's almost a coin flip if their monsters are ballanced for their claimed CR. I have seen their monsters easily 1 to 2 shot players where it should have been a medium difficulty fight.

[@XenomorphKing06]

@Lexadin even official monsters sometimes don't even fit their CR though but I can understand that reasoning though

[@PSIworld13]

​@@Lexadin I mean, they did recently refresh their first book in order to have it be more balanced.

[@Lexadin]

@@PSIworld13 They did? That's good to hear.

[@mythicalthings1796]

Spoilers LYKOI TABAXI LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@midlevelgamer]

Zito, Sheetz is better than Wawa

[@ChaosAscalon]

youtubes broken im commenting with a dude whos commenting on this video when im commenting on his comment but i was watching shorts so i came here to look and his comments arnt here

[@asheronwindspear552]

Yeah. I saw that comment in the short.

[@lowrider993]

That celestial dog was really mean, I've seen a dm roleplay one in another campaign and they made the dog Dug from Up, but this one was like the unicorn from Gravity Falls, if had to pick between the two, I prefer Dug. Bad judgemental dog, bad Also wondering if this dog is waiting for the radiant slayers or someone else they already met.

[@ArcCaravan]

The dog wasn't wrong.

[@nickanderson55]

I don’t take Monty’s morality dog too seriously especially since she’s choking on marbles logically an angelic dog probably won’t seek out someone who is perfect for they have nothing to fix if someone was meaning to do good and was likely to do something really good a guardian, angel,like creature would probably want to steer you on the right path