Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-5-22

Bill rambles about playoffs, going to the Senate, and the Netflix taping.
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Here’s the website! billburr.com
I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

[@daverussellmpls]

00:00 last stressful gig, Chappelle's tackling at Netflix special 02:13 cellphones at comedy shows, turntables 03:54 Bruins, Carolina sports, New Orleans Bourbon St, Celtics 09:54 Brind'Amour and Girardi faces, Red Sox, steroids, abortion, politics 15:46 editing a movie 17:42 homeless, garbage 21:25 hosting at the Palladium, traffic, 3/4 time 24:10 Palladium lineup, upcoming show, drum lesson 29:15 two seater convertibles / chick cars No interlude music here, but it was Beastie Boys - Somethings Got to Give 30:55 bonus show May 5th 2014

[@Cheers_Motherfucker]

God?

[@zdavidzz]

Its clear all the attacks are staged.

[@johanvonbronx5127]

Thanks for this!

[@q6906]

*tips hat* Sir’

[@ricflair7603]

Impressive

[@noveltycrusade]

Dude makes me laugh. Every. Single. Week.

[@mvubu6823]

Twice a week and sometimes on Sundays

[@iniobonggod007peter5]

Gran.dhack are the best they help me collect back my Facebook wow

[@memorama66]

They left the guy that rushed the stage with Tom Segura arms

[@ImNotHereEither]

Do you shout back to Bill too? I just started listening and I’m genuinely pleased to hear his voice, already smiling, and after the intro I’m shouting “I’m doing great there ginger nuts, having a good day”! My wife came in and asked who I was talking to. I said “Bill Burr” and she just looked at me, and I followed up with “he’s just checking in on me.” And she said “ah that’s nice” in a kind way, then left, totally overlooking I’m talking to my iPad. Golden moment. Pay it forward people.

[@skinksinthecity]

🤣👍

[@farischugthai5598]

Now when I hear the words "Zip Recruiter" I yell back " ZIP.....blerghhhh"

[@amywernet577]

I have even squawking back at my fair freckled friend for 3 yrs... It brings me comfort knowing there are several others who can still take a joke, know they can go fuck themselves and we are all listening to the masterful musing of this mad man, lol.

[@nixdapogs]

I get the same “why did I marry this guy” look from my wife when I do these things too. I tell you, that pasty ginger makes us do things.

[@ericcook1349]

Yeah I shout back at him all the time lmao sometimes in his voice.

[@ReconstructedBeauty]

"" my legs could be president "" Awesome!!😁😎😎

[@rawpower12xu]

19:29 when he goes full on Louis Armstrong 😂😂

[@kelty2424]

"why are you helping them out!? It's bad enough they were sleeping there, now they're fucking..?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joeyelnino633]

“That’s how I’ll combat them taking away abortion. I’ll just start giving homeless people mattresses” this guy is the best 😂😂

[@jonv92]

Highlight of my week.. makes me love Mondays and Thursdays.

[@elilevine2410]

It does man !

[@zdavidzz]

29:21 "What kinda man drives a 2 seater convertible" LOLLLLLLLLL

[@simmo67]

4.30am here in Western Australia.Great way to start the day Billy boy!!😂

[@sydneytoker7390]

8am in sunny sydney

[@iniobonggod007peter5]

Gran.dhack are the best they help me collect back my Facebook wow

[@russBwright]

“Fan-fuckin’-tastic” is my new favorite word

[@elilevine2410]

Thanx for checkin in on us Billy presidential legs😂

[@iniobonggod007peter5]

Gran.dhack are the best they help me collect back my Facebook wow

[@ee-mon-ee1653]

Thank You once again BillBino I look forward to these podcasts every week and a good laugh with a fellow gingerino...

[@tyrelltyler1430]

Gig/Show: Richard Prior live at the sunset strip Clothes/Attire: Red Suit. Black Shirt

[@mrmthemajesticmoose6767]

My sides spontaneously combused when I heard Chris Rocks "Was that Will Smith?" XD

[@FreeMANcer]

I’m the paraphrase the words of the late, great Charlie Murphy: “they gave him some help, I bet he won’t be doing that shit again”.

[@deanickes6124]

Good too hear from ya

[@missq3989]

“ it’s a double standard “ lmao

[@nuhadyusuf]

Bill, you are a reverse-shrink to me: Where I sit and instead hear you rant.. I can't ask for more, man. Thanks for the free podcast.

[@nullakjg767]

lol bill doesnt read comments bro. he only talks to other celebrities.

[@nuhadyusuf]

@@nullakjg767 One shall practice appreciation, either way.

[@iniobonggod007peter5]

Gran.dhack are the best they help me collect back my Facebook wow

[@billyblah8507]

The birds chirping in the background as billy Bluejay spits straight heat 🔥

[@coolbreeze3793]

Fucking guy actually dropped it on a Thursday afternoon, I was expecting this on fucking Saturday. Billy on Brady’s balls Burr

[@josephalbrecht7799]

Bill commenting on an out of shape aging man, then says "Oh wait, I'm looking in a mirror." Just filled with good solid laughs

[@ReconstructedBeauty]

My can of Dr. Pepper has a picture of a T. Rex on it, WTF ?? 😂🤣

[@brianc3761]

Red Sox could use you in the 'pen, Billeh Boy!

[@Go_GoJuice_120]

Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald By Gordon Lightfoot Song Sung Blue was Neil Diamond

[@joestendel1111]

Bill, lemme be your security, I’ll keep em off ya

[@iniobonggod007peter5]

Gran.dhack are the best they help me collect back my Facebook wow

[@MicheleCT1004]

Damn right it’d be great to see the Whalers back in Hartford!!!

[@markmessina100]

these 30 minute podcasts are rough! how the hell am i supposed to make it to monday off that?

[@CamFBA]

14:10 man is a goddamn national treasure 😂

[@T_ards]

Mate these podcasts are actually hilarious

[@viktorsilva4017]

"These crazy people only seem to be attacking black comedians in Los Angeles" lol started on fire

[@poisonjunebug]

Thanks for checking in Bill

[@southernheat9278]

Can anyone else hear the calm birds around him lol

[@fredwithdaknowledge]

😂😂😂😂 you ever see what Sid did to his toys 😂😂😂

[@MinorDucklin]

Good ol' Billy Lawnmower waiting until the gardeners come out to record his podcast. Good shit, bud.

[@RoxysWorld2324]

😂😂

[@iniobonggod007peter5]

Gran.dhack are the best they help me collect back my Facebook wow

[@johnmccoy2380]

He was on fire 🔥🔥 Ol Billy Shinebox had me dying for a str8 30min, and I usually never listen to the old ones but cinco de may is a good day for the new Billy Mays. Gracias Bill

[@blairkelly727]

Another gem from Ol’ Tangerine Taint! PS: with you on the Sox, Bill. Christ almighty.

[@missq3989]

Joe Dolici. A shuttappa your face , classic !!!

[@iniobonggod007peter5]

Gran.dhack are the best they help me collect back my Facebook wow

[@justinroth2938]

Ol Billy Christmas...HAHAHAHA

[@kyletheo1]

The Boston Bruins need GOONS.

[@derrickmoore9491]

Yo bill this Podcast was heat bro!!!

[@kk7ynwa]

Billy Hollywood back with a banger. Waiting for his Oakland show next weekend

[@jdebella44]

Thank you!!

[@jakeolthof]

I want a uturn turntable. Silver, blue, any colour you like.

[@cledesma135]

Extra snappy today lol love it!

[@butterbiscuit-bg9es]

oh my God this is hilarious I never thought about that 3/4 time thing towards being drunk but it makes so much sense that took me back to my marching band days in high school that was hilarious

[@redrich7679]

Bill you need to come to CT and bring your prices down.... please??? 😃 😊 😀 😄 😁 😆 😃 😊 😀 😄

[@Marc_Mel]

1:40:18 literally made me die laughing at work, now I can’t unhear that with the ringtone

[@tyrelltyler1430]

Mattresses. Homeless babies. Flushing them down the toilet. 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂

[@zdavidzz]

24 mins in I just figured out Bill is doing this from his Prius. LOLLLLLLLLLLL

[@saintcharles8057]

I think it's a Jaguar now

[@zdavidzz]

@@saintcharles8057 NICE! Yeah that red one mia scratched up LMAO

[@itisWhatitis12345]

'I cant believe they let that guy leave without his oscar' Saw some comedian make this joke on a youtube video. Shit was hilarious

[@martinloebig7089]

Thanks!!!

[@nixneato]

"Your legs could be president" Dude, I was shaving 😂

[@dustyb6073]

Between you n Joe I feel like I could listen to y’all all day

[@iniobonggod007peter5]

Gran.dhack are the best they help me collect back my Facebook wow

[@tomasz3336]

Hi Bill. All fans are waiting for friiiday.

[@bobmoneybags6075]

Saw you in Cleveland. Loved the show! Hope you have a great week bill

[@themutualfriend5286]

Listened to this at work. Was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@poppymoon777]

You have the right take on Johnny and Amber situation

[@RareAirTwo4]

Bill will always have credibility in the Black community after doing Chappelle Shows World Series of Dice skit.

[@jeremymenning56]

Chapelle Show was awesome.

[@gregjohnson7666]

And racial draft

[@GavriloPewPew]

I think it's that he plays the Apollo

[@keatvanlowe2775]

Marrying a black woman didn't do it??😂😂😂

[@brentr.3260]

They should play in a mall... hahahahaha

[@cadillacdeville5828]

Bill Burr be 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@beigeconnectionproductions2095]

😮‍💨🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lmaoo this episode had me deaddd lmaoooooo

[@nairdah2c800]

Bruins are being very physical and beating the hurricanes but they are getting a lot of calls against them. Bit right now they are sucking at playing.

[@weston1211]

I’m listening to this at 10:00 at night and was like, “Are those damn gardeners still going”!

[@angelaelliott2608]

Yes Billy! ❤️

[@iniobonggod007peter5]

Gran.dhack are the best they help me collect back my Facebook wow

[@adio4402]

The only podcast!!

[@josiezavala2762]

Saw you at the Forum tonight. You were awesome!

[@sageschroeder]

Oh snap! I’d love some turntables, Billy Big Iron! Listening to this a little later than usual so I’m probably too late. Ah well. Love the podcast, as always! Best wishes to you, Nia, and the fam.

[@h7opolo]

just the bear necessities 18:00

[@Vaporvice84]

"Hash browns" lol

[@saintcharles8057]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 The homeless baby's took me out. Pro choice!!! 😂🤣😘🤣😂

[@TheHarrip]

Literally 3 specia quality jokes at the start of this guys podcast.

[@AndyL940]

I agree 1000 % Give us SEROID’S !!

[@wingman-1977]

He should a buy a comedy club and call it Freckles.

[@sheldonpeoples7253]

HURRICANES! 😁

[@MrOctopusfleg]

"Kicking out racist owners, what's next, you don't like my shirt?!" hahaha

[@Nyoshi219]

How do you root for a hurricane? Lol. It's a natural disaster!

[@robynvanhorn]

Thank you bill. Please help us ❤️

[@wendymariep2580]

Go billy go bILLY GO

[@Homeschoolsw6]

1:11:20..." just fuckin don't look @ it " lol

[@lunch96box]

You should post a video of you guys jamming on the drums together, That sounds like it would be an awesome video bill. Just throwing it out there, love you man your a god send for us idiots.

[@reginaldkematch5686]

That abortion song though. Lmfao.

[@gregjohnson7666]

Just started watching f is for family on Netflix. Nice job Bill on season 2

[@candycain2327]

His voices get funnier

[@chrissaunders661]

I would like a UTURN table please 😂😝

[@JeffreyC610]

How come ya don't ask about my day? ROTFFLTFOL!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣😅😅😅😆😆😁😆😅🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅🤣🤣😅😅

[@Love.hammer999]

Sounds like a old recording tbh still hilarious

[@tyrelltyler1430]

Alcoholics saying "cheers"🍻 singing "We'll all go down together" as they gulp their nectar!!

[@TheFrostDawg]

"His fucken arms"

[@redrich7679]

Bill have you watched much hockey this year?! Canes are dirty!

[@surfpanther]

You rock bill!

[@chadfansler1269]

Luvin it

[@iniobonggod007peter5]

Gran.dhack are the best they help me collect back my Facebook wow

[@ciatangallaghe2485]

Hello from Ireland bill.

[@ahadahsan1]

39:40 What you'er here for

[@fatmanyrhaw9423]

lewis hamilton and brady played golf

[@hurricane3033]

Somebody has never seen a hockey game in NC 😂😂😂 Bruins getting dummied by the canes in every category

[@jim2bob182]

I wonder if Helix would take those ones back after 100days GRRROSS 🤣

[@carrieb.slowridetakeiteasy7180]

I love that you talk sports on your podcasts. I grew up listening to men talking sports in my household. I just enjoy all the takes on it (yes I am a chick) . Can you please talk Oilers next podcast. No not those Oilers, NHL- Oilers. I live in Calgary now amd take a ton of heat here. Flames vs. Oilers is real. Hoping they both make it to through the playoffs far enough to verse each other. . I know you are a Football guy. curios who your favorite NHL team is? LA playing my team currently. but sure you know that. ✌️ P.S listened to your cast on The Predators. I too attended a game there when the NHL just finished the strike we were bragging back at home how free beer was served first period. Nice Venue amd easy exit which was shocking considering location. ! We were also shocked at how much the fans new hockey. We were impressed and had a blast

[@dryaddyad7757]

“I think we need to bring steroids back”. So many hot takes it’s only a few minutes in.

[@dumbassloser]

What time signature is "When the levee breaks"? I don't know anything about music, I just listen to it.

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

It's either 2/4 or 4/4 I just Googled, and here's what I got: Song Metrics It can also be used half-time at 72 BPM or double-time at 286 BPM. The track runs 7 minutes and 9 seconds long with a F key and a major mode. It has high energy and is not very danceable with a time signature of 4 beats per bar.