thy punishment is death

[@Imustbemad]

This is the least funny comment section ever, please check to see if someone has made your joke already before you post it ty

[@OceanSoup21]

that’s so sad 😢😢

[@iconica9516]

expecting humor from ultrakill fandom was your first mistake its like deltarune the same 4 jokes

[@deadhookerproductions1068]

maxor made an ultrakill video and the ultrakill community has not synthesized a single new joke since its inception

[@phantik5090]

womp womp

[@gmattonline6068]

tip: just delete them instead of crying

[@foadmoalem4908]

“weak” - minos, one fistful of coins away from death

[@crosswegan1543]

still taunts you even after being oblitirated. chad

[@malthe236]

@@crosswegan1543ok

[@blacksilenceLoRreal]

Fun Fact: When Minos says “WEAK!” he gestures it at himself, Simply pointing out how he is losing to a fuckig gopro.

[@floppper]

fistful of dollar

[@Grimm8036]

Hes referíng to him SELF Bro so no hes not taunting you hes taunting himself

[@R-us-h]

"Thy punishment is death" The spare change in my pocket:

[@JJB-Foreva]

Lol 💀

[@TheGenericUser]

Imagine being Minos there, giving out your speech- but the Machine is just playing with a coin, not knowing that this coin literally kills you in 3 seconds.

[@SamTheFox4072]

Me, kinda struggling to kill minos and time the eye nukes Other utrakill players: ULTRARICOSHOT x163888

[@owlshot7965]

fr i suck at ultrakill and i watch everyone just casually get a p rank on every single level

[@iconica9516]

I mean you can do anything if you do enough attempts

[@commenter621]

I'm worse

[@Streetcleanergaming]

​@piglinbrute3684 I died to a FILTH he was hacking I swear he wasn't there 2 seconds ago

[@lavenderdasillykitty]

didnt that get patched? the X18910924, so this was done on a way older patch, cos nowadays thatd take a few hours or smthn even w a deadcoin xd

[@crepdacrab]

minos prime is now minos beta

[@rareinese]

nah jit Minos demo

[@minosprime.]

UAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@rareinese]

@@minosprime. Optimus Prime (real no click bait 100% working no hindi no scam free robux working 2022)

[@VergiliusSparda24]

​@@minosprime.No salvation?

[@notgabe909]

minus alpha

[@thc_freebaser]

This reminds me of that quote from "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly." "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

[@parknplay8328]

“ you sly dog, you got me monologuing!” - Minos Prime

[@gabew8104]

every time i watch a video on ultrakill, it's cool as hell but i have zero idea what is going on, like how everything works.

[@MiroredImage]

When I'm playing Ultrakill, idk half of what the fuck I'm doing either

[@honk2768]

Man, it just works

[@apqh2]

Coins + arm = the death of someone in a 10 mile radius. Hope this helps

[@abdullahalmansoori4489]

I think they're trying to intimidate minos

[@user-dg7fi5ut3g]

when u parry something the damage becomes a bit better, so he is parrying his own coin to increase the damage right until he hits him and them he punches the coin again to damage him until hes dead

[@AnonCreator228]

Im not gonna sugarcoat it

[@DesrhonfromHelio]

DAAAAAAAAMN!

[@nezu1319]

@@DesrhonfromHelio *vine boom*

[@paholaboquin4108]

[Insert F key here]

[@popbat]

im not gonna sugarcoat it fistful of dollar + fistful of dollar + fistful of dollar + fistful of dollar + fistful of dollar + ULTRARICOSHOTx16388 + arsenal

[@thetoastofalltoasts]

🤖🦾🪙

[@quiky456]

Ultrakill playing have found so many ways to use the coins, im not surprised if the US military would actually make something like this

[@Scier357]

that would be very interesting

[@taxcollector9543]

"OK LISTEN UP MAGGOTS! you are all going to use my spare change for todays training" "b-but what do we do with it?" " _+ FISTFULL OF DOLLAR + FISTFULL OF DOLLAR + FISTFULL OF DOLLAR +_ *_ULTRA_* _RICOSHOT x3 + ARSENAL_ "

[@keyztroke]

“+ FRIENDLY FIRE”@@taxcollector9543

[@sinkingpyramidsofgizainegyp]

im curious how

[@malthe236]

maggot tf2 solder

[@halkras]

"Keep the change,pringlos"

[@creepergoboom2943]

jit really used the monologue to defeat Minos

[@crueltys]

lmfao

[@Elcoisado.]

Bro, i beat P-1 in 1 hour and i was thinking: "Prob, i am a good player!" But after i saw x16388 ULTRARICOSHOTs, i fell so bad ngl

[@deleted-test]

the prime soul of the greatest king when i have some spare change

[@macncheese_enjoyer20]

“Heavy Ordinance” -Max0r

[@MinosPrime...]

ULTRARICOSHOTx 16388 Thats alotta ricoshots.

[@con.421]

"Weak." -minos, seconds before being eviscerated by spare change.

[@GabrielTanKwongHuiAcis]

king of lust: PREPARE THYSEL- the spare change in v1's pocket(or gun): stfu v1: money is power, after all.

[@joemama-ug8ec]

the spare change in my pocket:

[@Spongbob-Squarepants120]

“Creature of steel, why are you playing with metal circles?”

[@teancrumpets5685]

everybody gangsta til the change pouch starts'a rustlin'

[@VelocityZX]

*''Weeee''* -Minos Prime

[@arxeonop]

Bro didn’t even have time to ask his children for forgiveness

[@PrototypeMoxie]

Someone has to animate this

[@ti_hayden4491]

maybe i could try

[@dalann7775]

didint spunklord animate something about instakilling pinos

[@123deserted]

Nice, can't get a more perfect run myself, this was super nice to watch

[@flerov01]

" +ultraricoshot x16388"

[@Kittygameplayz]

"Oh yeah you're alive and all but unfortunately... *c o i n*"

[@Dark_kill19421real]

Ultraricoshot X16388, what da hell. Oh mah gawd

[@Cleaningsuppliesman101]

bro just did a dream speedrun to flesh prison

[@swifttech3602]

I think you just gave me the perfect tutorial on p ranking minos

[@ACB_FEIN]

Blud is not king Minos, he is king of yappington

[@king_of_frauds]

That's the fastest I've ever seen someone ULTRAKILL Minos.

[@handlel0l]

ALRIGHT BOYS WHOS STRONGER minos prime, a man who LITERALLY punished idk, people OR *coin*

[@HankSmashes]

I haven't played Ultrakill yet, but the way you moved at the beginning is some of the smoothest gliding I've seen in any game.

[@canon911-s6q]

"prepare thyself weak-" *Ultrakill turna into one puanch man and puanches minos prime* "Aargh"

[@laci-0]

v1* the blue robots name is v1

[@ElianSchreuder]

"Hey, pal, i can see your throat. Do you have any idea how easy this makes?"

[@minosprime.]

GOD PLEASE WHY WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME I HATE YOU WITH YOUR GODDAMN COINS

[@Thomakazi]

He funny mint roast grime

[@absoluteidiot9455]

A coin with one bullet.

[@GSFigure]

He's just salty that he isn't rich and got drip

[@Thomakazi]

@@GSFigure he is dripping blood

[@RGGaming940]

WHAT HOW DO WE HAVE THE SAME PFP

[@the3dpenguy613]

“Weak.” “Ahhhhhh”

[@theofficialtastynacho0898]

Jesus a 16,388 Ultra-Ricoshot!?

[@Silver_Sand]

Minos got the $6 shrimp special

[@moodyblues4404]

I literally felt anxiety when you're doing the dead coin thing.

[@divisionn6380]

PRERARE THY- HURK!

[@elpeter9182]

1/4 of the boss hp with one coin is wild

[@GiftOfGod77]

I guess minos has received JUDGEMENT-

[@Leafilio]

HOW MANY ULTRARICOSHOTS?!?!

[@SlinkxGD]

"Weeak!" gets obliterated

[@pokelordomega1701]

Unfortunately, king minos did not prepare thyself

[@trier9729]

bro i tried "p rank" to minos.. THIS TOOK ME 2 HOURS ARE YOU JOKİNG ME??

[@badqualityhi]

"Also I'm not playing windowed anymore, happy?" yes yes we are

[@Leo-wu6qd]

sanest ultrakill player:

[@SoulsOfCinder63]

"wea- AH AH AH" **kaboom**

[@g0dofsl1cers999]

DAH!

[@Therealsopa1]

final lyrics: weak.. AH AH AH

[@calamario8]

Somebody, anybody idc who. PUT FREE BIRD OVER THIS

[@PG_Masiso]

Good pfp dude.

[@SniperOnSunday]

Imagine being so mighty that the angels had to lock away your soul in a flesh box, only to get murked by a Gopro with a change purse

[@KakhaPrime]

bro just went: A A A A and disintegrated to dust

[@amboarman29]

Who would win: a literal demon from hell or spare change

[@xaythearsonist2003]

CURRENT RECORD SPEED RUN ON ULTRAKILL: 1:44

[@YourJetfficialJet]

mm yes w e a k

[@JustSven-st6lg]

What in gods name did I just witness

[@Zhiowe]

Cool video

[@commenter621]

Why didnt he press esc to skip

[@TheSpeaker-cj1mo]

*I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.* ♌👊

[@Soul-wj2nj]

So i think V1 prepared himself

[@stopit9962]

May your coins be many, and your struggle few

[@galaxyuniv8604]

to the description: No, play as you like

[@Imustbemad]

Nah I was just playing windowed before because of recording issues but I dont have those anymore

[@HenryTV-ko9oi]

Oh yeah, he meant to say his punishment was death.

[@Chicken-bu1tw]

WEEAAAK *dies like in a second*

[@gameplaysdejean3788]

WEAK procedes to die

[@Pyth_Gamig1324]

big run

[@Bachiramegugu]

Guys, i don’t think there was any sugarcoating to begin with honestly

[@J0BLESS1923]

weak (2 seconds later)AUGH

[@viceleapored710]

Do NOT make bro mad

[@ian9622]

what did I just witness

[@Totally_Not_Average]

Bro said weak and then got killed by a robot

[@moop8996]

That's P.

[@certifiedbasicbee]

Coin go brr

[@kontkonto6234]

ultraricoshot 16338?

[@Monounsure]

nice video bro

[@Magic-001]

It seems it's not your punishment, it's Minos's. WAIT DOES THAT MEAN THAT THE COINS ARE GIVING THE SPEECH?!

[@yukiwijaya8495]

He got midas touched💀(edit:basically he just died from gold so i used the word midas touched as like a reference to king midas’s story)

[@RedPandaTheSpy]

Now do sisiphys prime (p-2)

[@arturomaldonado4557]

W E A K ! ! !

[@thatonecoolguy349]

BRO HOW TF

[@Business_man911]

HOLY SHIT

[@mrdreamy1747]

Man, what a bi-

[@Exercitus_maris_officer]

WEA-

[@victorhugogonzalezbriones4874]

hol'up WHAT

[@IWADsarecool]

coin'd

[@Pancake_Bunny1]

what just happened...?

[@zippersnstitches9009]

Hi dad! How was wor-

[@gama3040]

"Creature of stee-" 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖

[@JohnJohn-r4l]

the punishment was death, but for whom was it directed?

[@NeAutism]

aagh

[@de-stu]

when the

[@kupjuice]

all that yapping

[@rustyyy1k]

It took me an hour and 104 resets on standard are you fucking kidding me 😭😭

[@commandertaco1762]

Minos subprime borrower