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[@butchc9226]

Vic needs a Disclaimer at the beginning of every comedy skit, just for the “Shart-Gobblers” 😂

[@steveendicott1855]

Actually I think its the other way around; WARNING: Shart Gobblers Might Not Understand Blatant Comedy ! Lol

[@billytheweasel]

Satire is even funnier when someone doesn't get that it's... satire.

[@lianefehrle9921]

I am beginning to think that people just ain’t got no more humor in their hearts. People out there, if you don’t like this guy don’t say a thing just get off his back and fly away without saying a word. Vic is a good guy that loves his wife and that can make me laugh.

[@thedude7077]

Screw the haters The majority of your fans such as myself love your routine you have been around long enough to know you can’t please everyone Keep up the great work

[@MrXiphoid1]

Vic, some artists dabble in paint. For others it’s stone or clay. Some artists play music or sing or dance. But we all know the greatest artists are the ones whose medium is BULLSHIT.

[@godatlife662]

I love this Vic lmao “SHUT UP, SIT DOWN!” Lol

[@Kyle-xt6dq]

I'm offended that you're not offended by the fact that people are offended.

[@BrownBagga]

And I thought this video was going to be about the Cow Patty Tossing Championship on ESPN 8.

[@MicheleB4506]

🤣👍🏻♥️

[@oldschool2447]

Good morning from South Jersey. I know it ticks you off Vic but like they say YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID. And unfortunately this country is LOADED WITH IT.

[@aldonova9974]

Thanks,Vic!! Forget those fart-gobblers. They wouldn't know comedy if it bit them. We (normal) all love what you do!😳😎✌🇺🇸💪

[@beautydivaswithnickib9670]

Good morning Vic……..I too am tired of these people who have nothing important going on in there life if they don’t like it don’t look at it

[@CARLOGONZO]

This is Super Hilarious, Vic ! Keep doing your thing, pal. That's why we like you my friend. You are the BEST.

[@Njfishingmaniac]

People are so fucked up Victus good video my man 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼your the best ! You got my support everyday ! Love the head snap man one of best parts lol

[@A-sq2dy]

Oops. 5 dislikes Vic. And their probably still subscribed 🤷🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️ you can’t win. True blues mate 🇬🇧🇬🇧🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@robingourde3324]

Legging??? That would give "Footing the Bill" a whole new meaning"!

[@zarrarkhan6079]

I just tweeted for the rest and their it is minutes after it got KZbin notification.. looks like Vic read my tweet.

[@M-David-Hakoh]

It's interesting that you didn't bring this up already. You know that the movie ET had a scene redone because it had officers holding guns and oh my what will children think when they see police with guns so they air brushed it out and now they're holding radios. And, the reason they don't like to see a man and his wife fighting is probably they see themselves and it hurts Keep it up, keep the laughs coming... we love it... (on no I said love)

[@kriscynical]

I remember that change. I think it was for the 25th anniversary DVD release that also added in some new effects on ET's face in a few scenes. I always thought it was stupid for them to edit out the rifles, but if I'm remembering correctly it wasn't done because "oh what will kids think about cops holding guns" but rather "why on earth are cops using RIFLES in persuit of a bunch of kids on bicycles??". That, in and of itself, makes sense as a "wtf?" thing to ask. I still don't think the scene needed to be altered, but even when I was a kid in the early '90s I thought that was fucking weird overkill from the cops. lol

[@christrudell7966]

I think some people just crap on EVERYTHING Vic! Personally; I refuse to go there. Keep up the good work.😂🇨🇦

[@annwojcik5566]

Now a days you have to watch everything you do or say because people take it the wrong way. Some people are too serious and don't have a sense of humor The world needs to laugh more, especially with everything that is happening in the world today. 😊❤

[@SVJROADSTER770]

Your a comedian and in my opinion an excellent one. Don’t stop or change what your doing for the few people watching your videos with single digit IQs! Every video you put out cracks me up, except for the few serious ones,which are good also to make a point!. Keep up the good work Vic! Tons of people out there are like me and look forward everyday for your next video. Thanks for all the laughs to start my day. It really helps!

[@dm95422]

The shart gobblers need to go somewhere else and "offend" themselves in the dark!

[@imapip6313]

WELL SAID!!!!

[@truthwarrior6919]

Momos and mutants ...they are everywhere...literally bahhaq

[@ferbs54]

Sometimes, Vic, the old maxims put it best: F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke!

[@jodisacca6711]

I appreciate you and your content every single day. When I need to smile or laugh, sometimes I go back and rewatch some of the older videos . Someone will always be offended no matter what it is, I’m glad you don’t let what others think of you ruin your day. Thank you again for a great video, Vic. Much love from Florida ❤️

[@paddymaluco]

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[@bryanwood1004]

The windup on the look gets me every time! Vic2024🇺🇸

[@thekittyhouse225]

Love you Vic! Thank you for the daily content and for telling it how it is!

[@stevencrockett1340]

VIC. IS AWESOME. PEOPLE WHO DONT GET IT. MUST HAVE PLAYED ON A SWING FACING A BRICK WALL AS A CHILD. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK VIC. I LOVE IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@saeedscott6872]

Me and my wife love watching you. We all need a good laugh. Life is hard. This world we are living in is crazy. Keep up the good work.

[@lindawillets]

Vic da 'Gaga ' Dibitetto , easing us through every day one laugh at a time !

[@eileenhalliwell1019]

My hubby has a favorite saying I am calling bullshit.

[@nunyabussiness4054]

Just want to point out that sitting in your car running the air conditioner is destroying the planet.

[@DragonEyeOfficial]

Hahaha man, your awesome! Hello from Québec 👌

[@christiangarcia262]

Facts! Love the vid

[@mikeogden5256]

Good Morning Vic 🤪

[@victordepaul1061]

I was expecting a documentary about 🐮🐮🐮cows Vic!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Have a great day!😁😁

[@stefaniafuregato2208]

Loud and clear... Good morning, 🙃

[@SierraBravo347]

I've reached an age where I don't GAF who I offend....something can offend you only if you ALLOW it to. I speak How, What, When and Where I want, and if they Don't like it, then they are Free to NOT LISTEN! Keep Doing You, Vic. Being Ourselves is all we can do...👍🏻

[@ladybug9627]

Love u Vic ❤️❤️You r the best I’m on board with you. Tell yr idiot viewers to complain of over the top VIOLENT kids cartoons. They kill use guns, knives etc.👍

[@pamnewman8392]

OMG you are so correct! The hypocrisy and 🐂💩is beyond belief. I think these people come from a background of a very sheltered upbringing with no sense of humor infused. Just a theory, I’m trying to make sense of it all. Love you!

[@tombroadfield703]

Another great video by the King Of comedy Vic DiBitetto 🇨🇦👑🇺🇸

[@victorm152]

ok, where's the video of a cartoon duck voiced by Jason Alexander speaking the truth about comedy, again?

[@cher8136]

It is amazing how many people just don't get it. Lighten up will you. And BTW the married couple video was funny and I had a bad marriage that was similar, him badmouthing me. The video didn't upset me. I agree Vic, shut up!

[@joanofarc9438]

Oh the offended crowd.Wa wa wa.

[@opr435]

It's getting crazy out there Vic, nobody cares anymore the world's is a nut it's unbelievable you can't please people anymore. Take care my friend

[@billytheweasel]

Time to review some Carlin; "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

[@mab4870]

Vic your great and don’t give these mamaluks the time. Keep up the great work. And get your ass to 🇨🇦.

[@jfakoggl]

I feel for you. We all have to deal with morons who don't have any foresight, awareness, phantasy or are even interested in some other guys thought process. But you have the bigger problem, as you have an audience and followers in much higher numbers than most people. Still, the best way to deal with the constantly increasing pile of idiots around us, is to laught it off and not taking them serious, by caricaturing them, holding a mirror in front of them. Stay ticked-off!

[@0234J]

Great video man well said 👍

[@fefetegs8994]

a mule☠H😂😂😂😂 sad u need 2 explain your comedy❤u with/out legging ☠😅

[@joerusso949]

I’m glad you don’t let that BS stop you from doing what you do so well. After a bad day at work, sometimes sitting down at home in the evening and watching one or two, of your hilarious videos, turns everything around. I’d like to thank you for that….. go Yankees!

[@seanm7539]

Yes sir

[@JimAllen-Persona]

I couldn't agree more - I start my day with it to mitigate the shit before it starts rolling in. BTW - Let's Go Mets !!!! :-)

[@evankalbach9985]

About cows taking a dump? How can someone be offended by that, we all do it.

[@MicheleB4506]

Lmao! 🤣🤪 Only it comes outta her Mouth! 👄 🗽😘

[@colinfox2778]

I start every morning with coffee, cannabis, and a video from Vic. I'm so glad I can work from home now.

[@stephenbennett9427]

People know what to expect from you if you don't like it don't watch it's not hard. But please take care sometimes when you're on a rant I'm worried you'll pop a vein take care

[@DebraCamacho]

It's sad how people are such a bunch of overly sensitive snowflakes nowadays with no sense of humor.

[@2KGrind09]

2 million followers....now you finding out which ones are the dropouts HA

[@luismuniz2697]

Very deep message and wisdom.... I agree with you...........

[@katherinebursett3312]

So many idiots out there! Don’t know how you deal with it!? Don’t let them give you a heart attack!

[@SmileyD7777]

Get em Vic get em

[@nokoolaid]

Some people are stuck...Where, I am not sure, but maybe we should leave them there.

[@thejackal007]

But let's get real for a moment... nose hair really does piss you off.

[@brianoreillycomediancartoonist]

I thought you were going to hurt your neck with the final head gesture

[@2010Detrich]

Those delusional shart gobblers though.

[@parkermoes5281]

Love this one Vic! People nowadays are way too PC and sensitive!

[@max0444]

Its a prop you freaking mutant.

[@LFMotorhead]

My dad always said if he ran for mayor, his campaign slogan would be “This Is Bullshit”

[@MarkMcNeel13]

@Vic Dibitetto The look is hilarious

[@revelatorising]

Hey Vic, your work ethic is to be applauded 👏 a skit to start my day with a cup of coffee - much appreciated 😀 now, that is what makes me laugh 😆

[@looking511]

love you unless you don't want me

[@tostoday]

Oh man I lost it at fisting...thank you for the laughs...and go Yankees!

[@pf100andahalf]

So, Vic, I was in the drive through this morning and the guy in front of me was telling the worker, "Did you see that picture of Vic Dibitetto like he was the Yankees coach with the knife and the gun and the bottle of wine? That really offended me." So I walked up to him and gave him a black eye and took his food. So in a way you bought me breakfast this morning. Thanks Vic!

[@christineknight7906]

Grate ending 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰

[@teknykill]

They need a cause Vic!!!!!

[@kingerikthegreatest.ofall.7860]

So many dopes our there.

[@MrGoodwrench03]

Very well said vic

[@SarutoUchihaUzumaki]

Best part 2:48 🤣🤣

[@GeneBurnett]

"Shart-gobblers"? I'm sorry but as a shart-gobb...just kidding. Keep 'em comin' baby!

[@PhillipLemmon]

Vic I agree with you! I have one... Only one piece of advice (which you already know) Ready for it?.... DONT... FUCKING... CHANGE!!! I love what you do and from the first video of yours I saw (don't remember which one but it was enough to get me follow you like a stalker, lol) you have been my main guy to go to when I need a great laugh! YOU MY FRIEND..... ARE THE CURE FOR DEPRESSION!!! BELIEVE THAT! I LOVE YOU! DON'T CHANGE!

[@ericzalak6163]

Best “look” yet

[@MarkMcNeel13]

@Eric Zalak The look is the best

[@garypalmer890]

Hey Vic. you took the words “right out of my mouth “!! Couldn’t say it any better.

[@MrGMawson2438]

I'm offended 😂

[@jackrosendale8367]

Hey, Vic - (1) LMFAO, as usual...(2) Really, what did you expect from these cheesedi*ks?...they took the guns away from fuck*ng CARTOON CHARACTERS!! (sarcastic censorship intentional)...(3) I think Marvel should look into creating a supervillian called The Deucemaker...(4) Your "windups" lately...I'm surprised you don't have whiplash!...Many thanks for my first laffs of the day.

[@RealJackHQ]

“Brought back bad memories” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 What wacko bullshit indeed.

[@roiijamez33]

Vic is the best!!

[@Saintlawrence100]

😵‍💫I’m offended because nothing in this video offended me!…how’s that for some bullshite?!…..great vid…thanks for the smile, bro.💯🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[@sunglassesguys]

I found you in during the pandemic 😷. You have been successfully delivering laughs to my whole family and friends. People who don’t understand your quality unmatched greatest of all time content! THAT’S WHAT TICKS ME OFF 😑

[@skirdhu9]

Is it OK that I'm absolutely offended by everything you do but I enjoy it? Legging though... It's 2021 don't knock it til you try it...

[@korolmeister6710]

Mornin vic

[@youtubelabeledmeapredator826]

Vic bring me Eddie🤗🥰💚😍🤍🤗❤🤗 and fuck Facebook!!!! I hardly even go on there cause my opinions on things have had Homeland Security at my door

[@MicheleB4506]

Bovine 🐮 defication! 🐄 💩 lmao!🤣 I had thought it was about cow gas 💨 blowing holes in our ozone. 😆👍🏻😘♥️ IGNORE da mutants, Dear! 🙄🤣👏 😘🤌🏻

[@seanm7539]

Ha ha Ha ha ha

[@tomgiovenco4902]

Looking forward to seeing you perform at the Hard Rock Atlantic City in October..I'll be in the 5th row..wrapped in Saran Wrap..lololololol Keep up the good work buddy. Love it all.

[@mfc1965]

I pressed "like" before I even watched this on simply because of "Bovine Defication" as a title!!! Vic, I was already laughing my ass off before the video started. THAT is comedy if the crowd is going crazy BEFORE even hearing the material!!!

[@MisterMikeTexas]

It's all good, Vic! Just promise us that you won't do a Burt Reynolds and pose nude in Cosmopolitan Magazine! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@claymack1109]

Ya know its sad that he has to make a video to explain all this...i love this guy hes hilarious and awesome why should he have to explain this you know what it is......ITS FUCKIN BULLSHIT

[@TheWeatherbuff]

The "Bullshit Train" picks up more and more passengers every day. I hope it collides with the "Nutbag Train" soon, and they all cancel each other out. And, "Shart Gobbler" is now part of my official personal dictionary!

[@JimAllen-Persona]

Yeah, but you bullshit us all the time... :-) It's funny and we love it because we know it's bullshit. The Lucy bit WAS great - married people understood it and shouldn't been offended by it... and if they did, don't watch it.

[@cynthiabrent6479]

Yep. That's their way; and that's his way. If folks like it-- fine. Otherwise, remember what John Boehner told good ol' Ted Cruz in his audio book.

[@luedavid6132]

Addressing and explaining to those that spew the bullshit, just don’t deserve your attention. That’s what ticks me off!

[@writerbill1]

"...And that would be offensive to people who are afraid of the dark and mute." Too funny! 😂😂 ...You can't please these idiots 🤦‍♂️

[@violetwolf2001]

I love your art Vic. Don't ever change. If I disagree with something you post, I move on. :) It's so simple to do. :) I still love Carlin. I disagree with one of his skits. I just don't watch that skit. I still watch all the rest though. :) It's ok if people don't agree all the time, it's not ok if they're acting like they've got a pickle up their arse and act like jackasses over it, yet, we can't change those "Shart-Gobblers". Just ignore the haters Vic, they're boosting your ratings by wasting their time ranting over stupidity.