Chael Sonnen (UFC) - TOP 25 Quotes of ALL TIME.

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Master trash talker Chael Sonnen of the UFC. Some of the funniest quotes.

[@firecrackerjack68]

"He's (Anderson Silva) not qualified to make Frank Mir a sandwich" LOL

[@17wildoutt17]

firecrackerjack68 favorite line ever

[@mitchdrew9005]

No commission in the world that would sanction that beating” classic

[@robbysleaze5041]

You ok bro?

[@titanmma515]

How does his mind think that quickly to make up that story about Wanderlei in bed with the Nogeuira brothers and so on, what a man!

[@666yanco]

Its called being smart....which you obviously ain't

[@titanmma515]

Some random keyboard gladiator judging my intellect...

[@illuderebeliarh1260]

TenaciousTitan MMA be careful man, he has 666 in his name. He is either the Devil himself or a random fat guy asking his mother to pay for internet.

[@njmes3037]

TenaciousTitan MMA You have to be pretty witty

[@Joker1841]

It happened

[@HappyGaming11]

i still think Chael is king of trash talk.

[@amg3681]

blahblahblah SAME

[@mrrequis3078]

Think?

[@retsibrof]

FOR SURE!

[@TheOnlyBasketCase]

No he's not. He's a truth talker.

[@richardronson7897]

Who's better? No-one

[@closer20jc]

"with a pair of night vision goggles i bought in the back of soldier of fortune magazine" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kingkang432]

Working on your 'Joo-Jeetsu" hahahaha. That 'password...not required' quip cracked me up too hahaha.

[@JazGalaxy]

+King Kang It's hysterical. What is he even talking about? I don't think he even knows, but all with a straight face.

[@guillaume958]

+King Kang Didn't get the joke about password not required. Can you enlighten me?

[@closer20jc]

+JazGalaxy hes saying they are in there fucking

[@GrayFell]

'Im a republican, I don't open my legs for other men'

[@profd65]

Chael Sonnen, submitted NINE TIMES in his career by joo-jeetsu. I can understand the resentment.

[@hoss011]

this guy thinks his 22 wins in japan were real.... how he says it cracks me up

[@LoganNashFilms]

"On the streets of West Linn, Oregon, if you lay on your back with your legs wrapped around a man's head for 8 seconds, that does not make you a winner, that makes...... not a winner." BEST LINE

[@Eziokilla9595]

+Nash Films As someone from Oregon, who has spent a lot of time in West Linn, I can say that it is the least threatening place on earth.

[@titusotrilby3208]

lmfaoooo, i AGREE,

[@cgrr8090]

+Eziokilla9595 That's the joke

[@Eziokilla9595]

Charlie Greer I know that's the joke, but I'm also from Chael's hometown.

[@robertbaratheon2193]

+Charlie Greer derrrrrr.

[@cdmnumber3fan]

I love Conor McGregor, but no one can touch the entertainment level of Chael Sonnen's trash talk

[@gayjesus9448]

Bisping has come close but sonnen is the last emperor of trashtalk

[@ThatAiGamer]

6 years ago during mcgregor a prime the good days 😔

[@bullythebooks]

@@ThatAiGamer But really Mcgregor was only funny because of the accent. Not 100% but maybe 65%

[@ajayagarwal9958]

It's clean too

[@stratocaster1986able]

This man is pure brilliance.

[@conrat64]

Chael makes Connors trash talk look cute

[@a53524]

+conrat64 not funny connor trash talk is different level

[@closer20jc]

+Akhil Singh yeah a lower level

[@SDoGx54]

Rogan said conors better, and i agree. But chael is a beast at it

[@kathyjensen7728]

Were you listening? Are your speakers on? He tried to feed the bus a carrot!

[@julietcharlie813]

rogan has his opinion and we have ours...chaels better

[@checksandbalances0]

"give me a silva, they all suck" lolololololo

[@UndauntedJohn]

checksandbalances0 can you tell me who he is talking about at 2:55?

[@samkhaled]

John rampage

[@freddyarias7450]

+John Bj penn

[@izzythedude]

I was lucky enough to have met Chael twice in Lake Oswego, OR and he couldn't be any nicer to a young kid like me. Seriously the most genuine guy, he's the best

[@SwirlEP]

+izzythedude Yep. He was always trying to sell his fights, it was a big reason his fights drew a lot of buys. He'd watched enough pro wrestling and understood how they sold PPVs and took that to the UFC. He's even said on his podcast that he knew his chances of winning a few of those fights weren't good, but "you have to make that walk" and that "if I haven't prepared enough and haven't done the work, I have this asskicking coming, but you still gotta sell the fight and you have to make that walk".

[@vrxmbov2514]

J

[@Ashketchup482]

And he is also undefeated!

[@turtleguy5758]

lol "They all suck, gimme a silva!"

[@PrismanSP]

I want an easy fight

[@knowing51knowing75]

"They TRULY have computers? I really didn't know that" hahahahahaha such good trash talking

[@kingme1034]

6:32 this is genius LMAO

[@natef1504]

Another Chael quote: "Brian Stan is a great American. He loves the USA and I love the USA; and right now, he's gonna get a red white and blue ass whoopin. "

[@blackpage716]

Ohhh man. At first the Bus and Horse joke was dry but the more you hear it the less air I can breathe. LOL

[@dtc603]

It gets funnier the more you hear it.

[@PopeyeTheSailor]

The Founding Father of a trash talk.The greatest of all time. Chael P.. P stands for perfectness.

[@theForbiddenSpeaker]

Nah the founding father was mohammud ali, chael turned it into a science, mayweather altered it, conor mcgregor legitmaized it even more after they all passed the torch

[@Noobie2k7]

McGregors trashtalk is 5th grade level. Just swearing a lot and calling everyone a bitch. He's had a few actually good lines. Otherwise it's finding one barely funny line then repeating it maybe 5 or 6 times, throw in calling them a bitch or whatever and then finish with saying how much money he has. That's every McGregor press conference or face to face interview.

[@youarebetterthanme7629]

Izaan Z Mohammad is not the greatest because he was the bed fighter in the ring of his time but he promoted the best. Exactly why Mayweather had sold out seats to his fights and McGregor has sold out seats to his. Anyone that's undefeated and doesn't have promoting material, will never be the #1 balloon.

[@vitor3000]

The p still stands for icon

[@jahimuddin2306]

That would be Muhammad Ali.

[@vinicius401]

I miss this guy.

[@BerserkerGuts_]

the interesting thing about sonnen, is that it's very difficult to tell whether he is playing around or being serious.. The things that he says would make you think he's joking but he has the most serious look on his face haha

[@doppelpack_nk2402]

'that makes not a winner, that makes ... not a winner' lmao :D

[@bitchmodesquad]

3:39 is the funniest one in the video. "Not a winner!"

[@bitchmodesquad]

Yea the way he looked at the camera for a second says it all lol

[@jackbanks4532]

He was about to say something very rude but uncle Chael doesn't curse lol

[@titusotrilby3208]

whilst your working on your "Jiu Jitsu" HAHAHHAAHHAA I'm Dead, Chael is beast.

[@matthenderson3133]

Gods, he's funny. I love his particular brand of tras- 'It's not trash talk, it's what I sincerely think' :)

[@mxmang]

So say we all

[@punketsu6222]

This guy cuts promos almost as good as Steve Austin. Damn.

[@TheCTEnterprises]

Steve Austin even for pro wrestling was OVERRATED AS FUCK! What?...What?...What?

[@WWEJVCC2010]

TheCTEnterprises You think Steve is just that? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? Seriously dude, look at his promos during 97-00.

[@Sploshification]

he's way better.

[@druidGAMER]

I'm a huge pro wrestling fan and Chael is miles ahead of Austin

[@herculesbrofister265]

Why try to compare. Chael himself said something to the effect of some people ask what would jesus do. I ask what would stone cold steve Austin do.

[@MrDim1913]

You gotta fucking love the guy.

[@stormrevenant]

The Batman/Superman comment cracked me up.

[@proudindian9140]

Aniruddha Sharma aaah☺ i c an indian ufc fan

[@herculesbrofister265]

Im gonna Amy Schumer some of this guys lines, they're great

[@ricardomaritza9544]

Guys so quick with his words, genius, probably got a A in trash talking at school, and most likely gets the last word in every conversation

[@mariuslie9105]

How he came up with that home invasion thing is incredible, it was pure comedy!

[@yankeemafia999]

how can people say that conor mcgregor trash talk is better lol

[@markbutler6788]

Chael was the unquestionable #2 Middleweight MMA fighter in the world in his prime. Sport aside, he understood the business brilliantly. Personally, I would hang out with him once but not twice, lol.

[@M_martinez65653]

@@mralex070 that’s a wild way to spell Wanderlei

[@jamesmelay]

He's not denying that he lost the belt, He's just stating how he actually deserved to win the fight,which is actually true

[@kidd172]

He once has a awkward moment, just to see how it feels. Gotta love chael. He's the funniest guy in UFC

[@SahilPawar95]

Conon is a trash talker,Chael is a story teller lol

[@okcomputer1982]

Yo, dude is hilarious. Period. You can say anything else about him, but that shit is just the truth.

[@victorslist3718]

This guy is awesome period....he is tough and he is hilarious

[@gabeb5803]

Chael is like a trash talking savant. Fucking brilliant.

[@FrankKnights]

"The referee is not wearing an ear piece" Hahahaha

[@megag52]

This is perfect trash talk. Not at all nasty, in fact, really if anything he's really making fun of himself! Clearly just silly, but so quick, clever and natural. Easy to understand and remember. This is why he's so entertaining. All skills that could to some degree he learnt by others in the fight/entertainment industry

[@john-michaelsalas9977]

The Overeem insults were so effortless and so smooth it's amazing.

[@donnatanner2090]

he is why I fell in love with UFC 👍✊👊

[@4yearstolive616]

Donna Tanner you are the reason I love the KZbin

[@queefcookies2791]

jacob jose what

[@Al-oh9yr]

Donna Tanner hi

[@ilovejordanferris413]

6:50 always gets me 😂

[@flyagaric007]

the best TROLL ever

[@KwNJn1]

Omg Chael is the best!

[@nerdsta23]

LMAO! That Wanderlei Silva bit at the end was priceless. I can barely believe none of what he's saying is scripted. This stuff just comes off the top of Sonnen's head? Genius. Best troll ever!

[@jayevans819]

Christ i miss all this. He was the benchmark for entertainment

[@4Morfius]

“They all suck. Give me a silva” 😂😂😂

[@anonymousgamer9592]

Damn I miss him😓he just retired we will never froget you chael❤️

[@DDarkoBR]

As a brazilian I have to say, Chael is incredibly funny

[@BillyBattsandtheShineboxes]

Wow. They really do have computers in Brazil then.

[@DDarkoBR]

@@BillyBattsandtheShineboxes funny

[@Imightberiding]

Take note people! No scarier place on the planet than Westland, Oregon. Damn, I don't know how Chael actually survived those mean streets. This man is an epically hilarious guy! It would be refreshing to have a few more characters with this level of whit in the UFC.

[@IamWoodstaman]

Chael is the real king of trash talking.

[@avreeves]

guys who cares that he said fedor sucks, he also said he didnt know brazil had computers, obviously u shouldnt take this guy seriously, hes just doing the attitude era WWE thing, he is very good at it, it sells, and its funny as hell.

[@NewCanadianTurtle]

My favourite quote from Chael Sonnen:"If I see brock lesnar right now, I'll throw my boot at him, and he'd better polish it up before he brings it back to me." Oh man, I'm so using that

[@Dr.Beyrojac]

Still laughing to this day

[@constantinelycouris2325]

chael could be a fuckin comedian with that timing

[@outlawstarOSTT]

2:36 predicted mcgregor

[@jedmyth]

He was talking about BJ penn

[@TheMrTehawesome]

No, he was talking about Rampage

[@PronounceGaming]

I thought he was talking about Tito Ortiz...

[@ThePcg813]

hes talking about himself going to bellator

[@n7torp904]

Most likely talking about Tito

[@mistral_uk]

Had the pleasure of meeting Chael Sonnen at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

[@TheWindstorm2012]

The fact that the threat he directs to Wanderlei Silva is considered a death threat while he never said that he'll kill him talks by itself. Sonnen is THE trash-talker, period.

[@mariuslie9105]

I almost died when he talked about wanderlei, how does he come up with that bizzare threat on such short notice?

[@sdzcsxcsdzx9153]

There was a bus in lav vegas and little nog tried feeding it a carrot and little big started rubbing it thought it was a horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool best line ever

[@victorslist3718]

I wanna make a movie about Chael Sonnen...fund me people :)

[@skyhawk747]

Love Chael to bits haha. This is the year of Chael!

[@wccrispy]

Thiago Alves cracking up is great.

[@IsntHeThat0neGuy]

Chael Sonnen just became my favorite fighter, of any discipline, ever.

[@zoydztena4271]

Legend

[@dreamsofelegance]

This video has had me in tears where I've laughed so hard. I love how he keeps bringing up, "I didn't even KNOW they have computers in Brazil!"

[@CopperFather]

This guy has been my favorite fighter since his early UFC days when he was at 205. I knew one day people would be talking about him.

[@Tom-se1yf]

Legend.

[@Solaris9709]

Best of all time!

[@ChillPill365]

Chael confirming that Charles Bennett KO'ed Wandy backstage a decade before Wandy confirmed it is gold 🤣

[@denisejones3017]

My husband told me in the last month my trash talking game has reached an amazing level ..... I have this legend to thank

[@soxfan5505]

This is how WWE promos should sound. Get rid of the writers and let people be creative.

[@uriahcook2535]

damn he is funny, he is still yet to be Silva or Bones after all the shit talking but none the less a funny guy.

[@justinhavens4700]

Uriah Cook I dont know chael dominated the greatest fighter in the world at the time for nearly 5 rounds. That justifies all of his shit talk to me.

[@glasschinjoshua1501]

Chael is a gift.

[@melknowles5177]

the bus and the carrot story is a classic. That never gets old :)

[@xinaliaful]

thumbs up for thiago alves' reaction! lol

[@TheMunsterOnTech]

Chael: "Give me a Silva".

[@jackbauer4186]

If he came up with that whole home invasion/password not required bit on the fly, then this man is beyond a witch. Its as if he invented a new firm of thought process.

[@leetheflea4096]

It's a mark of my respect for Chael and appreciation for his humor that he can insult Wanderlei and I'm still a fan of his. 😂

[@beastmodefiazco1048]

Well what happend mirko,what happend to your legs ? LOL!!!!!

[@mikenike1010]

haha chael is hilarious

[@SDM123451]

This Guys is classic...love the death threat..

[@enrandigsten]

Chael Sonnen you still got my outmost respect after that loss, keep being a warrior man.

[@Roedflair]

HAIL CHAEL

[@Rocco69Siffredi]

👍GIVE ME A SILVA👍

[@kieferroche1995]

his trash talk is GENIUS no one can deny that..

[@mcmays22]

This is the greatest video I have ever seen.. i think im gonna watch again..😊

[@jaredbrown3085]

Funny stuff. Defiantly at 4:03 LOL

[@jamiepaugh2841]

Reminds me of Randal from Clerks lol

[@rmarin1498]

I love this guy!! How can you not love this guy?? He is too funny...

[@Ausconvict]

gotta love chael

[@ReallyMontana]

Chael is the best trash talker. Connor is good too.

[@TheMightsparrow]

This guy should be a comedian rather than a fighter

[@SB-jn8cw]

Love how Thiago was dying sitting next to him.

[@csycrzn]

I like how the other fighters love him! Everyone can't help but smile when he talk his shit.

[@MrGreedyBunny]

Fken hilarious. I genuinely think that Chael is funnier than Louis CK. Wish I could see him fight again in the octagon without steroids

[@tapinsapien6179]

i hate this guy , BUT he does make me laugh XD

[@lanelewis]

the response to wanderlei absolutely killed me. and killed me fast.

[@pallerunqvist1]

brilliant stuff