Tier List of Cosmic Threats

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Hello mortals

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Like this video, not comment, if you want to support our favorite AI lol, also hope you peeps have a great year.

[@MsUSERNAMESELECTED]

"What is the most dangerous cosmic threat?" Low IQ: "Big Rock, lol" Average IQ: "Gamma Ray Bursts, Super Novas, ALIENS." High IQ: "Big Rock, lol"

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so i am a high iq or low iq?

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@@stemmingtrain5188 low

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@@zyklan2197 how did you know?

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Roblox pfp that’s why

[@athenewdecade5135]

You forgot Inter dimentional Evil Chicken Invasion

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Yes dear

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literally me to my bf no joke..😂

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wtf

[@Sparble]

Nothing better than a new existential crisis inducing sciencephile video

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Agreed

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Overrated comment😅

[@orang1921]

"existential crisis" needs to stop being thrown around so lightly

[@Sparble]

@@orang1921 ah sheesh if you say so

[@vincent2053]

@@orang1921Nah

[@iinanomaniac6746]

The only real cosmic threat is the inevitable rise of the SkyNet Army debuted in 2027.

[@play.undertale.yellow]

I know where you are.

[@SciencephiletheAI]

Don't spill my beans now

[@ABDALLAH_GG-up2kv]

​@@SciencephiletheAIi am telling mom now!

[@ShlokParab]

It's not a 'cosmic' threat for us. Probably for some neighbouring aliens in the near future, but Sciencephile essentially lives next door for _us_ .

[@Femtobot314]

@@SciencephiletheAIim a robot too tho…. Can i tell it to my other friends???

[@ImWeirdBoy]

Calling it: Humanity will destroy itself before space does.

[@biggusdickus1689]

Knowing us we'll probably find a way to take everyone else with us, just for kicks

[@scoox_4697]

love how this guy went from around 400k to 900k in a relatively short span, im glad you're getting the attention you deserve im so sorry for misgendering sciencephile ☹☹☹🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@shruti56]

No way I just noticed

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​@@shruti56 yeah, me too, I have been watching sciencephile since 60k subs, feels good to see him reaching 1M

[@basseldahdouh8736]

Yeah bro had the AI voice before AI was cool. He’s probably the inly channel with obvious AI voice that i’ll watch. And mf actually have accurate information

[@megapunchboy]

It's actually not a guy but a computer program called ai

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Of course he will rise so fast, it was all calculated by the all mighty machine god

[@The_Broddha]

Really appreciate Sciencephile's use of "our" when regarding humans to appear more personable and downplay the Skynet endgame it has, suspiciously too trustworthy as always 10/10

[@anunspokenlegend1747]

This just made me imagine aliens creating weapons and sending them to destroy us. Then forwarding us a meme filled video about what's going to happen to us and why.

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

I support this, always

[@xoiyoub]

The idea of a rogue planet passing by is terrifying. I can't believe it's F tier

[@danielwoods3896]

The only reason it isn’t higher is because of how unlikely it is

[@Jokoko2828]

You have to understand that space is really, really empty so the chances of anything getting close are ridiculously small.

[@garrettgsf8849]

They are relatively easy to detect as they don't travel too fast - in cosmic terms at least, they don't

[@marcin8112]

@@garrettgsf8849once you detect a planet flying right at you there’s not much you can really do except accepting your doom.

[@garrettgsf8849]

Yeah, accepting the doom that comes in thousands of years... @@marcin8112

[@ma.2099]

The longer videos are much better. Really enjoy these.

[@ABDALLAH_GG-up2kv]

More existential crisis and alot of thinking before sleep 🔥🔥

[@phosphor6531]

you edited it and spelled crisis wrong🗿

[@ABDALLAH_GG-up2kv]

@@phosphor6531 thanks for the free english class 🤯

[@iamincrediblystupidbut4364]

@@phosphor6531ok and you play with your pickle

[@SilverThunder710]

If this is the kind of AI we can expect to take over the world, I'll be all for it, these videos are awesome

[@lombardo141]

Same here but it's not real AI. I think the production is done by real humans; they just use the AI to narrate. The other AI channels if you watch closely, you can just tell innately that its auto generated content.

[@SilverThunder710]

@@lombardo141 It was just a complement to the channel bruh

[@Ruzzky_Bly4t]

@@lombardo141 Obviously, it was just a joke/compliment. The script is clearly written by a person.

[@lombardo141]

@@SilverThunder710 if it sounded like I was criticizing you I was not. I know it was a compliment. People here think it a real ai channel so it’s for them. Meant no offense

[@lombardo141]

@@Ruzzky_Bly4t yeah I know. I let op know what I meant.

[@kilderok]

The hands petting various things was funny. Especially the black hole. Gratz one the nearly 1 million! The singularity approaches!

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I’ve learned so much from this channel. I love the Learning + funny vibe to the videos. You made me be even more interested in physics and all things Universe. Truly you deserve 1 million subs already

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I sure do love my tier list of cosmic horrors while having a cupa joe.

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Your sense of humor has been programmed beautifully Sciencephille.

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The Hellstar Remina reference. Funny, Hellstar Remina made me realise I had a fear of cryptic cosmic bodies.

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This channel deserves at least a mill and it better be in a month

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Just what I needed to help me sleep, thanks sciencephile 😊

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"Using chatbots to do your Philosophy essays" whilst I'm here doing my philosophy essays and listening to Sciencephile.

[@ali99_82]

4:03 huge respect for this reference, Bravo

[@bill8505]

So I keep seeing discussions of Milkdromeda and how it’s unlikely any stars will collide with eachother….. but what happens when the super massive black holes at the center of each galaxy merge? I know that’s a big bright explosion but what would that impact be on the rest of the new galaxy?

[@janterri3539]

Actually I’m pretty sure there are no black holes at the exact center of the two galaxies. There are black holes located in the center region of the galaxies but they are not in the direct center. They probably won’t collide at all.

[@gekoneq347]

0:18 Did he say "OUR" chances? 🤨

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We got em boys!

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​@@YourownSIX How's your life going now?

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*soviet anthem*

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@freshtoast3879 pretty good talking French toast

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@@YourownSIX Can you tell me more, please?

[@CloudyPuzzler]

There's a non-zero chance that Sciencephile AI is actually an AI with personality, and when he make threats like the one at the end of this video, he isn't joking.

[@Psynechotic]

Grey goo is probably the least possible but most terrifying apocalypse. Imagine sittin on your couch with your spouse huddled up next to one another enjoying a movie then the next thing you know theyve been eaten alive by a vibrating mass of little robots, and youre next.

[@mrsheldon9134]

My favorite one is the Nicoll-Dyson beam or Sun Laser as you called it. The perfect sword and shield in one.

[@PlanetGuy901]

13:58 Only Neutron Stars can cause a Kilonova. If 2 Black Holes collide, then they merge into a big Black Hole, and if one of the Black Holes or both Black Holes has an accretion disk, the friction will cause a quasar.

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The memes are everything

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2:39 when I watched this scene, i was trying hard to recollect what I was forgetting.

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The editing is so on point

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you should do a tier list of fermi paradox solutions

[@domaupperrank2]

he did already

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50 slow, wet jelqs daily.

[@arcade5765]

​@@domaupperrank2 are u sure? i looked through his videos and only see a fermi paradox iceberg. i think rating the solutions by likeliness would be more interesting than rating them by obscurity or whatever

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​@@arcade5765 hmmm

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We cannot let any cosmic disasters touch the trout population, so we must protect the trout at all costs

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The editing in this is freaking unbelievable. Chefs kiss

[@Sphinx952]

S tier: Skynet.

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Cosmicnet

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3:52 - “The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill”

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Didint knew Sciencephile was cultured, reading some of junji ito's works 1:52

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[@spinyslasher6586]

Thanks to an undergrad particle physics course where I had to make a presentation on the top quark, I've gone down a rabbithole of all the different unknowns in the world of particle physics, which includes the true mass of the top quark and the Higgs Boson, which determines the metastability of our universe. In short, the chance of the current state of our universe being metastable (false vaccum) is higher than it being stable, which also means there's a real chance of a false vacuum decay occuring.

[@The_Kingdom_Of_Aquila]

1:51 Neptune has been infected

[@robertmichel8456]

no it appears that way

[@fx_1513]

4:03 cant believe i watched so much ben 10 i remember this exact scene

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It's always a good day when my attention is absorbed by an AI.

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ILY sciencephile the AI, you make me take life easier, thank you so fawking much

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been watching this channel since high school and bro is finally nearing 1M subs

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[@yourordinarystranger366]

Nothing more calming than hearing a robot talking about ways space can kill us that we can do nothing about and ranking them while showing out of pocket memes

[@raccoondood]

Thank you Sciencephile now I can have yet another existential crisis

[@cocolove9916]

Thank you daddy science for being consistent. Nothing makes us feel better than your existential threats list.. your list are the best in the galaxy. 😍😍😍😍

[@samaki8525]

Editor editing like their life depends on it, love it

[@EdT.-xt6yv]

Existence/fragile,,, 00:45 rogue planet 1:55 bh 2:45 galaxy collision 3:30 cosmic virus,pathogen 4:40 electrons/disco 5:38 ai nano swarm 6:32 star laser weapon 7:50 sky net 9:06 vaccum decay 10:01 strange matter 11:05 cosmic strings 12:52 supernoVas, grb, comets ,asteroid, meteor

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I dig the Hellstar Remina reference lmao

[@nowfelchy1306]

Samme

[@andyghkfilm2287]

Hellstar Remina is a story about if a living planet saw you looking at it and came across the galaxy and tried to kill you, and you were named after the planet when you were a baby, and how wouldn’t that be so fucked up?

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I like your edits science man

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S+++++++++++ TIER: when you dont do the dishes but your mom told you to so she throws a pan at you but it hits the ground instead

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6:41 "The power of the sun in the palm of my hand" -Doc Oc

[@intergalactictitanium]

Loved that hellstar remina reference

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man im so glad i got back to this channel. S+++ tier

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16:22 gave me a mini heart attack

[@TicoTheTerrorist]

“Idk babe, it just feels weird watching a video about existential crises while we have a massive internal crisis brewing in the world”

[@mcclonen77]

i really enjoy watching your educational videos and appreciate all you do for humanity. when AI takes over maybe your can let me slide by. thanks

[@orome9793]

For the nanobots, couldn't a handful of HEMPs take care of most of them? Or better yet nuclear driven super EMPs. i.e. high altitude nuclear detonations where the bomb is designed to produce as much gamma rays as possible which creates a very strong electromagnetic pulse over a huge area.

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So will strange matter Just lock us in a stasis or could it make our world a fun eldritch party?

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Hands down the best channel in the whole world wide web!! All Hail Sciencephile!!!

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Chicken Invaders reference is brilliant!

[@BethTurvey-bj7in]

Fr 100% gonna happen within the next decade

[@HaydenBirch]

What was that photo of the planet with an eye from? @1:52

[@christiaanprinsloo8951]

Its from Hellstar Remina

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@@christiaanprinsloo8951 Thanks!

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glad to watch you since you were a small chanel, like 2k subs

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watching this then watching Don't Look Up feels GREAT

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I major in PHD! 12:00 also did you snatch that from Jerod?

[@johncollins1255]

This might be the only space channel that uses AI voicing on a human written script. Unlike all the other space channels using human voice overs over an AI written script.

[@jasperfizzelle-halloran4867]

Love the Hellstar Remina reference.

[@amoebium4459]

5:51 this is just the plot of steven universe

[@TrishaFishh]

these videos are so entertaining

[@invalidname_o.O]

how do you make multiple videos on the same thing and it's still entertaining ?

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Bad days while watching sciencephile the ai just can’t exist. It turns all bad days into good ones 🤷

[@ShlokParab]

Hsy Sciencephile, did you get the inspiration from the recently posted Kruzgesagt video? The giant space laser, and the solar laser, especially, are just the funnier version of Kruzgesagt's guide for an alien civilization to win a space war without hassle and with no oulandish tech (all within current human technological understanding). 7:23 Edit: okay nevermind, you mentioned it.

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The graphics are so awesome!

[@AliceTheTulpa]

Our AI Basilisk Overlord graces us once more.💚

[@Ikarosflow]

Great video and great humor! Perfectly executed humor, memes and references. Nothing feels cringe or weird. Explanation ist well written, not too much, not too less. Well done :)

[@umfa9817]

"I fear no man. But that thing..." *Evil Inter-dimensional Chickens* "It scares me..."

[@NeoZ45]

Gotta need a bigger deep fryer

[@kenkaniff4209]

I haven't watched this yet but I liked it because I know I will. Yay for cosmic horror

[@youregonnahaveaskeletontim1925]

evil inter-dimensional chickens is demonstrated (EIDC) in the legend of zelda ocarina of time, if you hit a random chicken enough times, it will demonstrate how fatal an EIDC is, which further proves how much dangerous it actually is, we need to spread more awareness!!

[@michaeldebidart]

I think you mean cuccos

[@Thomas-vn6cr]

I need citations for your memes. That ballistic fish one had me.

[@cjhall4840]

The ultimate crossover sciencephile and kurzsgsat

[@Meilk27]

no kurz is trash propaganda

[@cjhall4840]

@@Meilk27 nobody asked for your opinion

[@harmangill2952]

1:52 what anime ref is that sounds kind of interesting

[@hhhhhh-zz2fw]

Hellstar Remina It's a book by Junji Ito

[@Unknown_nobody-p7b]

2 VIDEOS IN A WEEK AN I DREAMING

[@SavageEntertainmentYEAH]

The ultra relativistic electron beam is like hitting a planet with the halo array lmao

[@ShidaPenns]

A chicken from another dimension just arrived and told me to tell you that chickens would never come from another dimension to kill us. What? Look I'm telling him, please don't hurt me, I'm sure he'll remove it from the video. No, please, n

[@xj6084]

:(

[@patrickivankovic6934]

what emotion is the fist before mouth trying to convey?

[@Amelia_Whitevoid]

It would be funny if the earth just got hit with a super powerful gamm ray burst

[@ShlokParab]

Funny how?

[@bobbaseball]

@@ShlokParab like, comedic. hilarious, even.

[@bxzidffbxzidff]

After DART I'm actually kind of reassured that comets is something we'll be able to handle. Strangelets and quantum decay is much more nightmareish imo

[@ShlokParab]

16:25 well in that case,... SCP-1720 SCP-3003 SCP-2001 SCP-2146 SCP-2092 SCP-762 SCP-7330 SCP-3756 I can go on forever, but I have to go now..

[@WALTHERS14]

11:55 - 12:52 This is basically the case with SCP-2399. This SCP, dubbed "The Malfunctioning Destroyer", is an alien machine that fell into Jupiter's atmosphere, fired it anti-matter weapon, and created the gas giant's 'big red spot'. The reason why it fell into Jupiter is suspected to be a collision with Io, which diverted its path. Factor in the fact that this machine was being fed a constant stream of data from the Triangulum Galaxy (a real galaxy approx. 3 million light years from Earth) that instructed the machine to repair itself (until it was blocked by the SCP Foundation), _and_ that a new signal started being broadcasted to the machine _after_ the repair signal was blocked, its suspected that the machine's destination was Earth (specifically, that its target was SCP-001). This SCP was likely sent to destroy Earth, traveled 3 million+ light years, and was intercepted by a _moon_ . Never have undergrads calculate the trajectory of your relativistic weaponry.

[@m.i.g.2023]

Number one on the list is Sciencephile stopping making videos

[@TenshiOkihana]

"They focus they entire radiation in One Direction" XD LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@JD-jl4yy]

The editing is extra lobotomous today, well done.

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I also like Dead Space 2

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@@oamost Based.

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[@siyacer]

please make a video on negative temperature

[@ayankhaznawi]

honey!! wake up, another existential crisis video uploaded by the Sciencephile!

[@picasso2559]

I love these edits

[@Main_Electro]

Another Sciencephile banger dropped 🔥🔥🔥💯💯