tier-ranking bad celebrity poetry (bella thorne i want my money back)

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Jack Edwards

Jack Edwards

Күн бұрын

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@TimothyLam
@TimothyLam 3 жыл бұрын
"Lili Reinhart. Someone who knows a thin g or two about bad writing because SHE'S ON RIVERDALE" *the ungodly sound that came outta mouth-*
@JulianSteve
@JulianSteve 3 жыл бұрын
When Jack said that I lost it. A lot of people be criticizing the Riverdale script writing. I never watch the show, but this is funny to me😂😭😂
@TimothyLam
@TimothyLam 3 жыл бұрын
@@JulianSteve yes!! The cringe compilations always make me die 😭💀💀
@TimothyLam
@TimothyLam 3 жыл бұрын
@Sarah Derksen ive always wanted to do that ugh you're so lucky
@luuuuux_
@luuuuux_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@TimothyLam I’ve never watched the show but the cringe compilations are the funniest things. They’re also super weird out of contest, which just makes it funnier.
@lesbiangoddess290
@lesbiangoddess290 3 жыл бұрын
It's TRUE it's TRUE. Honestly tho what a read
@irenejanith2371
@irenejanith2371 2 жыл бұрын
So when Lana was singing “your poetry’s bad” she was singing about her ex James Franco
@roheetbose6369
@roheetbose6369 2 жыл бұрын
This cracked me up 🤣
@lemon4087
@lemon4087 2 жыл бұрын
Yeh 😭😭
@depgabby
@depgabby 2 жыл бұрын
one thing about Lana is she always shades her flings in songs 🤣
@Fr1esenjung
@Fr1esenjung 2 жыл бұрын
"Probably"
@torroro33o
@torroro33o 2 жыл бұрын
💀
@rfrolicarts
@rfrolicarts 3 жыл бұрын
Daniel Radcliffe imagining being an aged, cheating husband at age 17 is amazing and hilarious.
@yinhannasjournal
@yinhannasjournal 3 жыл бұрын
You do have a point. 😭✋🏻
@DR-nh6oo
@DR-nh6oo 3 жыл бұрын
I thought he was imagining being trump but was too polite to say so?
@marli1904
@marli1904 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😭😭😭😂
@DR-nh6oo
@DR-nh6oo 3 жыл бұрын
Selina that is a pretty wild assumption you are making there, playboyism is not compulsory yet for multi millionaires, although perhaps in some circles you could be right i guess.
@DR-nh6oo
@DR-nh6oo 3 жыл бұрын
Selina Of course you’re right, and being short will turn you into someone who ‘buys’ women always.
@courtneybarger8599
@courtneybarger8599 3 жыл бұрын
The James Franco poem sounded like an elementary school poem about a best friend, which is kinda wholesome
@courtneybarger8599
@courtneybarger8599 3 жыл бұрын
But still not exactly good lol
@sravanthiannamraju7743
@sravanthiannamraju7743 3 жыл бұрын
That's one way to look at it lol
@simonmorris746
@simonmorris746 3 жыл бұрын
Hes a 40 year old. Who PMs high schoolers.
@areeanachowdhury9070
@areeanachowdhury9070 3 жыл бұрын
@@simonmorris746 lmfaoo yep the original comment got real weird real quick
@catharticmemefairy2088
@catharticmemefairy2088 2 жыл бұрын
I genuinely think it’s meant to be satire
@elizabethblair4878
@elizabethblair4878 3 жыл бұрын
Zayn actually is really into poetry and literature. He wanted to be an English teacher before he became a singer. His song calamity is in a very poetic style too.
@16-janani.k48
@16-janani.k48 3 жыл бұрын
I almost forgot about this!!! I really loved Calamity 🤩
@noahtimes1712
@noahtimes1712 3 жыл бұрын
Yes!! I was thinking about calamity the whole time Jack was speaking about him. It’s such an amazing song I’m obsessed with it
@darkacadpresenceinblood
@darkacadpresenceinblood 3 жыл бұрын
Yes Calamity is amazing!
@leonie3294
@leonie3294 3 жыл бұрын
@@noahtimes1712 same!
@zin82e98
@zin82e98 3 жыл бұрын
🤍
@lauren-lucycook568
@lauren-lucycook568 3 жыл бұрын
the cursive voice when reading the halsey poem absolutely sent me
@iamtedii4493
@iamtedii4493 3 жыл бұрын
Lol same..had to pause the video just to recollect myself before continuing.😅😅
@noorchehab8537
@noorchehab8537 3 жыл бұрын
I choked on my coffee 😭
@JulianSteve
@JulianSteve 3 жыл бұрын
That part took me out‼️I low key think he was trying to impersonate Halsey. Jack is something else😭😂
@naklayay8465
@naklayay8465 3 жыл бұрын
shit had me giggling
@boopsieeee
@boopsieeee 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo i read your comment before watching that part and same jajfjjakjfs
@anniesuzmeyan7887
@anniesuzmeyan7887 3 жыл бұрын
"The good, the bad, and the Bella Thorne."
@zainab66728
@zainab66728 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for quoting that ICONIC line dsljgngb
@emiliaburgos5404
@emiliaburgos5404 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@JulianSteve
@JulianSteve 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this is why I do not do poetry. I suck at it🤦🏾‍♂️💯
@ruqayyahchadi
@ruqayyahchadi 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooooo, love this
@janaloff
@janaloff 3 жыл бұрын
this SENT ME
@naomi-jh8nj
@naomi-jh8nj 3 жыл бұрын
you had me at "Lily is a stripper" why am I crying
@yinhannasjournal
@yinhannasjournal 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@boredbestiee8870
@boredbestiee8870 2 жыл бұрын
IDK WHY I THOUGHT LILLY SINGH 😭
@adriannahaliey8078
@adriannahaliey8078 2 жыл бұрын
Bahhahaha
@lemon4087
@lemon4087 2 жыл бұрын
Why!!!!
@RAEMUSE
@RAEMUSE 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple girl I see Alex Turner, I click.
@yuyiiscool2350
@yuyiiscool2350 3 жыл бұрын
Akaashi, you know
@MsHemesis
@MsHemesis 3 жыл бұрын
I actually only realized that Alex Turner was in this after about 15 minutes in ! Can't believe I didn't notice ! And I just HAD to immediatly check that Jack had put him in the only category he belongs : the top one.
@saanvi9262
@saanvi9262 3 жыл бұрын
So trueee (also Zayn)
@c2938a
@c2938a 3 жыл бұрын
right????? i didn’t even know he wrote poetry
@cambriasipprell
@cambriasipprell 3 жыл бұрын
yesss
@kimpoirier236
@kimpoirier236 3 жыл бұрын
daniel radcliffe is actually a really smart and cultured guy. if he gave poetry another stab now that he's older and wiser, i bet he could do a pretty good job at it. i mean, for a 17 year old, that was fairly good.
@totalweirdo8538
@totalweirdo8538 2 жыл бұрын
I totally agree. If you only know him from Harry Potter you'd be surprised, but he's genuinely really intelligent.
@elizabethratcliffe3859
@elizabethratcliffe3859 2 жыл бұрын
absolutely, it was really good, for a 17 year old. It's not the worlds best but he was 17
@seaof_stars
@seaof_stars 2 жыл бұрын
honestly i would read that
@jessiahmarielle
@jessiahmarielle 2 жыл бұрын
i would buy it and read it so fast omg…
@pedrogonzales4364
@pedrogonzales4364 2 жыл бұрын
@@elizabethratcliffe3859 not really
@sisnitangent9172
@sisnitangent9172 3 жыл бұрын
the jackademy ed-wards
@jack_edwards
@jack_edwards 3 жыл бұрын
OH MY FUCKING GOD
@lakedistrictlibrary9391
@lakedistrictlibrary9391 3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@b.d6642
@b.d6642 3 жыл бұрын
We need that to be a thing
@yinhannasjournal
@yinhannasjournal 3 жыл бұрын
This comment. 💀
@yinhannasjournal
@yinhannasjournal 3 жыл бұрын
@@b.d6642 Absolutely. 😭✋🏻
@jonidh1064
@jonidh1064 3 жыл бұрын
Alex's lyrics are literally like poets, he even used to read dictionaries instead of going out with friends as a normal 20-something year old would do back then lmao
@aathenaiz6151
@aathenaiz6151 3 жыл бұрын
lmaoo did he really used to do that?
@nadhyrahasiana3689
@nadhyrahasiana3689 3 жыл бұрын
@Valerie he’s just utterly brilliant
@aathenaiz6151
@aathenaiz6151 3 жыл бұрын
@Valerie lol no idea of this thank u
@mr_swarleyson
@mr_swarleyson 2 жыл бұрын
@@aathenaiz6151 well Alexa Chung(his ex) said this about Alex. Ofc she might have been joking but I would easily believe that she has't 'cause Alex seems like a guy who would do this
@moderndaycain16
@moderndaycain16 Жыл бұрын
believe it or not reading dictionaries is not that uncommon. many people do that to enlarge their vocabulary. i am one of them.
@ferdousikhanam5043
@ferdousikhanam5043 3 жыл бұрын
Jack: lili reinhart, someone who knows something about bad writing cuz she’s in Riverdale! Me: **immediate flashbacks to “I’m a weirdo”, “the epic highs and lows of high school football”, “Daddykins”, “Archiekins” and literally everything Cheryl says**
@lesbiangoddess290
@lesbiangoddess290 3 жыл бұрын
Love it. So bad.
@sabriaabilon1943
@sabriaabilon1943 3 жыл бұрын
"i dropped out of 4th grade to sell drugs to support my nana"
@ferdousikhanam5043
@ferdousikhanam5043 3 жыл бұрын
@@sabriaabilon1943 forgot that one 😂
@sofiamolina2697
@sofiamolina2697 3 жыл бұрын
“We are the generation Z”
@princessmanitari4993
@princessmanitari4993 3 жыл бұрын
@@sofiamolina2697 which is said by millennials
@evelynleslie2633
@evelynleslie2633 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact Taylor also has one called “Monster in My Closet” that she wrote when she was 9 and one a national poetry contest at the time. It’s really cute
@angelicaguerino
@angelicaguerino Жыл бұрын
This is exactly the kind of gem I was hoping to find in the comments. Thank you
@melaniemurphyofficial
@melaniemurphyofficial 3 жыл бұрын
LILY IS A STRIPPER hahahahahahahaha, I very rarely laugh out loud while alone but really enjoyed this video
@saganc.4090
@saganc.4090 3 жыл бұрын
if she did that with self awareness I would buy that book in the next two minutes.
@sunsetgiu3443
@sunsetgiu3443 3 жыл бұрын
Lily from Himym
@areeanachowdhury9070
@areeanachowdhury9070 3 жыл бұрын
@@sunsetgiu3443 Alicia really wrote a whole poem about the doppelganger😭 lmfao
@lilypond5158
@lilypond5158 3 жыл бұрын
Am I
@allisonelizabeth6596
@allisonelizabeth6596 3 жыл бұрын
@@lilypond5158 yes
@harrietmahony7672
@harrietmahony7672 3 жыл бұрын
The missed opportunity to call the category “James FrankNO”
@yinhannasjournal
@yinhannasjournal 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my God. 😭✋🏻
@bubbleblower9993
@bubbleblower9993 3 жыл бұрын
James-frankly-no one asks😂😂😂
@everynewdayisablessing8509
@everynewdayisablessing8509 4 ай бұрын
Or: "Frankly, my dear... I don't give a damn."
@JemimaRose
@JemimaRose 3 жыл бұрын
alex turner's songwriting is literally poetry so I'm not surprised at all
@maybeimacat3183
@maybeimacat3183 3 жыл бұрын
The content that we didn't know we wanted, but now we're *living* for it
@nataliasilvia4381
@nataliasilvia4381 3 жыл бұрын
facts !!
@yinhannasjournal
@yinhannasjournal 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!
@sakshibhasin96
@sakshibhasin96 3 жыл бұрын
Alex Turner is a songwriting genius. This is a line from the song "Fire and the Thud" that I absolutely love - "If it's true you're gonna run away, tell me where, I'll meet you there". He can pack so much emotion into words. I would really recommend listening to the older songs by the Arctic Monkeys especially their album Humbug
@andromeda156
@andromeda156 3 жыл бұрын
I could spend all night talking about his lyrics :)
@cataryad661
@cataryad661 3 жыл бұрын
My favourite song by Arctic Monkeys is Too Much To Ask. The line “Would a kiss be too much to ask? When you fit me as sunday's frozen pitch fits the thermos flask” is beautiful. Also “Would it be outrageous to say we're either shouting or we're shagging? Docked in tempestuous bays, at least that's how we felt yesterday. The eyes are getting heavier and whether you're asleep or awake is a mystery”
@2kool4skool15
@2kool4skool15 3 жыл бұрын
RIGHT and the whole of Cornerstone too, that song is literally a poem in itself, especially with the progression of "can i call you her name?" and variations of that until "you can call me anything you want." right at the very end, as well as Love is a Laserquest, that song is so beautifully written, that it hurts
@nullvector
@nullvector 3 жыл бұрын
Alex Turner is God.
@crico314
@crico314 3 жыл бұрын
What about tbh+c
@MercurialMoon
@MercurialMoon 2 жыл бұрын
I love how all the cringey poems were intended to be sentimental and deep while daniel radcliffe's poem, one of the best ones, was intended to be just funny and entertaining
@JessHessMusic
@JessHessMusic 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Britney soared to the top of the list for being rumored to have written a single poem once. She deserves it. 👏👏
@july3817
@july3817 3 жыл бұрын
The James Franco poems sounded like the sentences you would practice if you were learning English in elementary school
@yinhannasjournal
@yinhannasjournal 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@evamatthaiou6032
@evamatthaiou6032 3 жыл бұрын
so many of alex turner's song lyrics alone could be poems so i'm not one bit surprised he's at the top
@lotusmiragemusic
@lotusmiragemusic 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely!
@tanmitadas9667
@tanmitadas9667 3 жыл бұрын
Yessur
@elise7407
@elise7407 3 жыл бұрын
most songs are poems tbh
@bluebird-cd6in
@bluebird-cd6in 3 жыл бұрын
especially the songs he wrote for the submarine soundtrack, they're so beautiful
@aero3318
@aero3318 3 жыл бұрын
@@bluebird-cd6in Pile-driver Waltz is an underrated masterpiece for sure
@taneshqas.2566
@taneshqas.2566 3 жыл бұрын
Saw Alex Turner on the timestamp and knew he'd be on top, that man is a genius when it comes to writing
@milamnalili5772
@milamnalili5772 2 жыл бұрын
Alex’s writing is immaculate, not just “A choice of three” but all the of the songs he wrote (including the Moneys’ tunes and his own) are beautiful. Simply one of the best songwriters of the 21st century so far
@req_r
@req_r 3 жыл бұрын
The metaphors, analogies, and references Jack makes in this, and some of his other videos are just splendid. 😙👌chef's kiss
@didhitianam8734
@didhitianam8734 3 жыл бұрын
it's a wonder how his brain works!
@sarahnolan1541
@sarahnolan1541 3 жыл бұрын
i ADORE florence welch. this poem is one of my favorites: RAGE I’m worried we are entering an age of rage, Where only anger will be considered as an asset And the gentle will be mocked, then eaten. Those with soft voices will have their tongues cut out, As punishment for not using them the right way. Don’t you know your words are weapons, Kindness is obsolete, As obsolete as handwriting, As obsolete as silence and darkness in a city.
@jennysterg322
@jennysterg322 3 жыл бұрын
This reminded me so much of the words of Thucydides about the change of the meaning of words (he was talking about a time of war): “The regular meaning of words changed to fit the state of affairs. Insane risk was now bravery for an ally; careful forethought was cowardice; moderation was considered an excuse for being unmanly; circumspection was an unwillingness to commit; heedless attacks was termed manly behavior, and self-defense was a bland excuse for conspiracy”.
@pratikshabaruah3105
@pratikshabaruah3105 3 жыл бұрын
I love Florence too! My favourite poem by her is 'Monarch butterflies'.
@Vincisomething
@Vincisomething 3 жыл бұрын
This makes me want to order it
@carissanami5824
@carissanami5824 3 жыл бұрын
beautiful! I think she's a poet even in a way she's speaking
@emmavenosdel
@emmavenosdel 3 жыл бұрын
i adore florence as well! my favourite poem by her is body of water ❤️ to give yourself over to another body that’s all you want really to be out of your own and consumed by another to swim inside the skin of your lover not have to breathe, not have to think but you can’t live on love and salt water’s no drink we’re dying of thirst so we feast on each other the sea is still our violent mother and like children she just can’t teach, we break and break and break and break ourselves upon the beach IT’S SO GOOD AAA
@tsxxcea
@tsxxcea 3 жыл бұрын
Jack: *puts Alex in poet and they know it* while Alex: "I poured my aching heart into a pop song. I Couldn't get the hang of poetry"
@mariliagontijo1700
@mariliagontijo1700 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing Alex Turner in the thumbnail and clicking immediately ✨
@terezahobelantova782
@terezahobelantova782 3 жыл бұрын
yaaas exactly
@taasinbinhossainalvi9173
@taasinbinhossainalvi9173 3 жыл бұрын
Mood
@lotusmiragemusic
@lotusmiragemusic 3 жыл бұрын
Same haha
@marianitaortiz409
@marianitaortiz409 3 жыл бұрын
This represents me
@amaliemurray2662
@amaliemurray2662 3 жыл бұрын
exactly what i did lmao
@regangarman3014
@regangarman3014 3 жыл бұрын
Did Jack just predicted Taylor’s Grammy win for AOTY? It seems so
@xfreja
@xfreja 2 жыл бұрын
alex turner is so talented, i don’t even have to read his poem to know it’s incredible
@charlottebarber2986
@charlottebarber2986 3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate you acknowledging Alex Turner so much, so much of his song writing goes so unnoticed, there are also letters and notes of his you can find online that are so good!
@tenzingroul6011
@tenzingroul6011 3 жыл бұрын
Best not to read them though. They were leaked by his ex.
@lotusmiragemusic
@lotusmiragemusic 3 жыл бұрын
He's the best lyricist ever 💕
@sugassugar8036
@sugassugar8036 3 жыл бұрын
@@tenzingroul6011 wtf who
@oscillatewildly666
@oscillatewildly666 2 жыл бұрын
Alex Turner has an insane talent in my opinion, Love is a Laserquest may just be one of my favorite songs lyrically.
@erin8432
@erin8432 3 жыл бұрын
A moment of silence for Jack’s bank account, he shouldn’t have to spend money on terrible books so often
@jesslucysmith
@jesslucysmith 3 жыл бұрын
I read ‘useless magic’ in December and it confirmed what I already knew- that everything Florence Welch has ever written is exquisite
@emmavenosdel
@emmavenosdel 3 жыл бұрын
i second that
@charlietheb897
@charlietheb897 3 жыл бұрын
I can appreciate Lana Del Reys book strictly because the art and design was well done and wasn’t just blank pages with the words. It had pictures, Colours, Painting etc.
@capab4633
@capab4633 3 жыл бұрын
THE HALSEY IMPRESSION I AM DEAD
@Mo-hl9nq
@Mo-hl9nq 3 жыл бұрын
THE CURSIVE ACCENT WHEN YOU DID HALSEY KILLLLLLLED ME 💀💀💀
@heyyitsmel
@heyyitsmel 3 жыл бұрын
the lakes by taylor swift is an absolute masterpiece i will not believe otherwise
@lotusmiragemusic
@lotusmiragemusic 3 жыл бұрын
YES.
@leaahs13
@leaahs13 3 жыл бұрын
And Tolerate it
@lydiad9249
@lydiad9249 3 жыл бұрын
and champagne problems
@leejiaa
@leejiaa 3 жыл бұрын
epiphany is so underrated 😭
@jhodgkinson1756
@jhodgkinson1756 3 жыл бұрын
i would like to add hoax
@ingridhcn9680
@ingridhcn9680 3 жыл бұрын
14:04 the "cursive" reading of Halsey's poetry, im dying
@Bethany959
@Bethany959 3 жыл бұрын
I chocked 😭
@chantolove
@chantolove 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not confused about the lightsaber. He says it right there: “There is no meaning, it’s just aesthetics.”
@NikkiBRaps
@NikkiBRaps 3 жыл бұрын
alex turner is an incredible writer. you can tell just by his music
@danielamihova
@danielamihova 2 жыл бұрын
And his face...and his swag....and his hotness...and his letter jacket. Yup got a point on here.
@ebbsislove93
@ebbsislove93 2 жыл бұрын
My hot take: Rupi Kaur's poetry is for people who don't like or enjoy poetry. I've never read a poem by her that doesn't scream Tumblr
@CynicalDuchess
@CynicalDuchess 3 жыл бұрын
I think the issue is that none of these people (except maybe Florence W) studied poetry. So they think that songwriting skills can translate over when Poetry is a deceptively skilled form of wiring that needs practice and study. I think if Frank Ocean or Taylor studied a bit of poetry they would shoot to the poet bar next to Florence. Same goes for Potter, that's quite good for 17!
@c.shadou1897
@c.shadou1897 3 жыл бұрын
The poem with the “I’m rich but not in the way you think” line is actually based on Lana’s life (or written back then, I’m not sure) when she wasn’t famous for herself yet, just known for her rich father’s money. It makes a lot more sense and sounds less obnoxious that way
@Brenda-jo7cn
@Brenda-jo7cn 3 жыл бұрын
"Random sentences with line breaks", I couldn't have said better myself. I didn't know I needed this video until youtube randomly (but certainly) recommended to me. Your humor, mixed with the clever notes about poem structure and the casual diss are just GOLD. p.s.: Alicia Keys, I had faith in you.
@emmapetrovicz7847
@emmapetrovicz7847 3 жыл бұрын
James Franco's poem about Lana Del Ray sounded like the ones I had written for school christmas where you had to write a poem about the person who you're going to give presents to, for example: He's tall, he likes football. His eyes are green, he's great at english sort of things.
@cazzyb
@cazzyb 3 жыл бұрын
this was exactly what i needed quite 'franco-ly'
@anoushkab.8298
@anoushkab.8298 3 жыл бұрын
I've seen a lot of book-tubers making videos about the books in their Lit degree and what they thought of them and I would love to see something like that from Jack
@jack_edwards
@jack_edwards 3 жыл бұрын
oooohhh might do this as a second channel video!!
@anoushkab.8298
@anoushkab.8298 3 жыл бұрын
​@@jack_edwards Yessss please!!! I'm sure many people would love to hear your opinions as you're quite articulate. Can't wait!!
@molielielie
@molielielie Жыл бұрын
alex is a wonderful lyricist and that reflects in his work
@fatmaalkaabi5216
@fatmaalkaabi5216 3 жыл бұрын
you should try reading Arabic poetry, they are so DEEP and breathtaking
@tatyanasoares9121
@tatyanasoares9121 3 жыл бұрын
Please recommend something!!!
@piaw3925
@piaw3925 3 жыл бұрын
I also need some recommendations, please!!
@sugassugar8036
@sugassugar8036 3 жыл бұрын
ME TOOO
@nnitaf
@nnitaf 3 жыл бұрын
we need recommendations!
@fatmaalkaabi5216
@fatmaalkaabi5216 3 жыл бұрын
@@tatyanasoares9121 Nizar Qabbani, Mahmoud Darwish, Tamim Al-Barghouti, Farouk Gouida
@georgiaewington
@georgiaewington 3 жыл бұрын
Taylor Swift didn’t write A Monster in my Closet when she was 10 to not be ranked at the top For reference: There's a monster in my closet and I don't know what to do! Have you ever seen him? Has he ever pounced on you? I wonder what he looks like! Is he purple with red eyes? I wonder what he likes to eat. What about his size!! Tonight I'm gonna catch him! I'll set a real big trap! Then I'll train him really well. He'll answer when I clap! When I looked up in that closet, there was nothing there but stuff. I know that monster's in there! I heard him huff and puff! Could it be he wants to eat me? Maybe I'm his favorite tray. And if he comes to get me, I'll scream loudly, "Go away!!" If he's nice, I'll name him "Happy." If he's bad I'll name him "Grouch." I suspect that he is leaving, but if not. . .I'll kick him out!
@giovanarepolez
@giovanarepolez 3 жыл бұрын
Love It!!!
@odile8701
@odile8701 3 жыл бұрын
This was actually freaking precious, oh my God
@claudiaputri984
@claudiaputri984 3 жыл бұрын
i forgot this existed but oh my god she is SO precious
@lizik7189
@lizik7189 3 жыл бұрын
Yasss! Always wanted to know Jack's thoughts on Alex and his lyrics. I've never clicked so fast 🙈
@lealanglands3875
@lealanglands3875 3 жыл бұрын
"in the way that uncooked chicken is raw" when i tell you i spit out my soup
@ameliafoster3633
@ameliafoster3633 3 жыл бұрын
i’d love to hear more of your thoughts on Alex Turner’s songwriting Jack! He’s truly talented and I’d love a deeper insight into the meaning and also your thoughts and opinions!
@terezahobelantova782
@terezahobelantova782 3 жыл бұрын
omgg yes please!
@lotusmiragemusic
@lotusmiragemusic 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@kiwi8105
@kiwi8105 3 жыл бұрын
Quite honestly, the start of the James Franco book is so hilarious he had to have just made it as a joke that went on for way too long.
@erinpotts1096
@erinpotts1096 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't know James Franco's poetry book existed and I wish I didn't find out Jack
@cerysg879
@cerysg879 3 жыл бұрын
Alex and florence are my literal favourite artists and songwriters. This made my dayyyyy
@lotusmiragemusic
@lotusmiragemusic 3 жыл бұрын
Yesss
@sssays_4254
@sssays_4254 3 жыл бұрын
Out of all these books I read Lili Reinhart’s book and I returned it back to the publisher after reading it very politely. It’s really a random journal entries. She only got it published because she’s an actress and millionaire. If someone less known was at her place I am sure that book would be lying in trash.
@meikusje
@meikusje 2 жыл бұрын
Returning a book to the publisher is a power move tbh.
@kristen5998
@kristen5998 2 жыл бұрын
Can we take a minute to appreciate that he used green for the good tier and red for the bad tier. It’s usually the other way around and it has made me irrationally angry for years now
@chipmunkpark8826
@chipmunkpark8826 3 жыл бұрын
I'm writer and won many awards for my essays and first novel. BUT, Poetry is a whole new level. For me, writing poetry is even more difficult than writing a whole novel🤡🤡🤡 I have respect for people who can write poems and make them great, because I believe I need more training to create a worthy poem
@carysscott7198
@carysscott7198 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but I can see you in the future learning to knit or crochet just to replicate something Harry Styles has wore. Love your vids 💖💖
@sparklejpropequeen
@sparklejpropequeen 3 жыл бұрын
If I was Lana, I'd get a restraining order against James Franco 🥴
@ririschannelx
@ririschannelx 3 жыл бұрын
Florence is a poet in the purest sense, not surprised she was the best ✨
@ghostrobots
@ghostrobots 3 жыл бұрын
james franco had to write about his hero for his first grade class
@LadyPi13
@LadyPi13 3 жыл бұрын
21 minutes of Jack cracking jokes so effortlessly... it was * exquisite *
@nityan4395
@nityan4395 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know how I feel about Taylor cause I feel like we’re seen only a few poems of hers and can't really tell how capable she is. And they were all centered around the fall out she had with the public after the kimye thing. Hopefully we can see more poetry cause that woman can write!
@eyes9514
@eyes9514 3 жыл бұрын
Also we have a few poems she wrote when she was like 10 and they're awesome
@ykyk-.-
@ykyk-.- 2 жыл бұрын
Zayn seems like a very poetic guy to me, recently listened to his music and oh my god his lyrics are just awesome.❤️❤️❤️❤️
@malickamarombo5127
@malickamarombo5127 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah same
@asmergoli249
@asmergoli249 3 жыл бұрын
Your sass scares me. I feel like you'll break into my house at 2 am to loom over my bed and angrily read my own bad poetry back to me....
@juliana43
@juliana43 3 жыл бұрын
i find it so funny that james franco got his own tier (i’m the one that recced him on twitter i’m sorry i made you go through that) bc he studied under frank bidart, which i also did in my poetry class lol, he’s actually incredible and one of my favorite poets. how did his protégé go so wrong, so far astray....
@rima7286
@rima7286 3 жыл бұрын
Havent slept in a whole day and this video of a man with an accent dissecting celebrity poetry is EXACTLY the lullaby i need
@trisharoy4
@trisharoy4 2 жыл бұрын
10:28 “I have nothing to say. I mean, she clearly had nothing to say”
@grace5540
@grace5540 3 жыл бұрын
the level of clever that you feel when jack mentions a device you use in gsce english is unreal...
@williamjameson6866
@williamjameson6866 3 жыл бұрын
This list just shows that indie rock musicians (and rock musicians in general) are the best lyricists.
@lotusmiragemusic
@lotusmiragemusic 3 жыл бұрын
And the best in music overall 💕
@anisha5259
@anisha5259 3 жыл бұрын
e x a c t l y😌😌
@mariaclara-dl6is
@mariaclara-dl6is 3 жыл бұрын
no surprise alex turner got to the top there! boy is talented af and still had the guts of saying he couldnt get the hang of poetry in suck it and see... jack your videos are amazing! top tier, definitely won the award :)
@vectralahu9200
@vectralahu9200 3 жыл бұрын
omg YES hes so talented
@lovelyy6491
@lovelyy6491 2 жыл бұрын
the fact that Florence, Britney and Alex are some of my top favorite artists lol loved this
@skylerfoxwell5107
@skylerfoxwell5107 3 жыл бұрын
I knew Florence was gonna kill it, she’s such a baddie.
@clementine1586
@clementine1586 3 жыл бұрын
FLORENCE WELSH MY QUEEN I’m not surprised you ranked her high, she’s an amazing lyricist as well
@ksplatypus
@ksplatypus 3 жыл бұрын
It upsets me that I have to work hard as hell just to publish one poem in a rinky-dink magazine while Bella Thorne is out here publishing whole books with shit (literally) lines
@soph1172
@soph1172 3 жыл бұрын
You should look up Alex Turner‘s love letter to Alexa Chung, it‘s incredibly beautiful
@luciabee
@luciabee 3 жыл бұрын
"kind of in the same way that uncooked chicken is raw, because.. it's terrible. and it feels like it could kill you" I'M 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 THE ARTISTRY OF THIS ROAST
@jade_960
@jade_960 3 жыл бұрын
That comparison Jack used during Lana Del Rey's poetry about her control being like using a yo-yo, letting it unravel but always being able to pull it back.... AH beautiful
@didhitianam8734
@didhitianam8734 3 жыл бұрын
Halsey probably indicated her consuming bipolar disorder symptoms from a very young age.She struggled so much with the disease.
@charlottedalton8952
@charlottedalton8952 2 жыл бұрын
Alex turner is such a genius the way he uses sounds and rhymes is so so clever I love him so much ❤️❤️❤️
@jessica5497
@jessica5497 3 жыл бұрын
I love Florence, she's so underrated as a songwriter and poet as well 💙 I never see anyone talking about her book, more about Lana, who is also great.
@bananahpolkadot
@bananahpolkadot 3 жыл бұрын
This English major & future librarian is so happy she stumbled across your channel ❤️
@fays7309
@fays7309 3 жыл бұрын
i knew this was coming when i saw your goodreads 🤣
@Ev-io4bu
@Ev-io4bu 3 жыл бұрын
Me too! I saw his goodreads and already imagined him just being angry and disappointed 🤦‍♀️😂
@radiosilenve
@radiosilenve 2 жыл бұрын
shawn mendes really saw the intro to this video in 2022 and said 'watch me' bc let's be honest he SERVED this year
@olivegranola
@olivegranola 3 жыл бұрын
i saw alex turner on the computer in the beginning and the entire video my heart was racing in how nervous I was for jack's thoughts. THANK GOD ALEX DIDNT LET ME DOWN
@DD-hb9gr
@DD-hb9gr 3 жыл бұрын
“Poet and they know it. They can make a rhyme any time” so jack is also in that tier :))
@l.j.b.3264
@l.j.b.3264 Жыл бұрын
I cracked up when Jack said: "sksksk with my bs spray." Icon Energy!
@federicapiottoli6922
@federicapiottoli6922 3 жыл бұрын
6:58 "you feel like you've heard that before" *goes on to read a "poem" that is a bad paraphrase of a Taylor Swift's lyric* ("Bandaids don't fix bullet holes, you say sorry just for show")
@anonymousbread7672
@anonymousbread7672 3 жыл бұрын
I think that the bandaid thing has been a phrase since before Taylor Swift made bad blood.
@ginat.8064
@ginat.8064 3 жыл бұрын
I want an audiobook where Jack reads halsey’s poetry in cursive
@yjayyy
@yjayyy 3 жыл бұрын
I know she isn't here but I would like to nominate Nicki Minaj for poet and they know it
@ameliafoster3633
@ameliafoster3633 3 жыл бұрын
jedward i have been waiting for this! and yes, i am going to refer to you as jedward now. gonna be quality as always!
@lakedistrictlibrary9391
@lakedistrictlibrary9391 3 жыл бұрын
JEDWARD 😫😫😫
@Kaunoe
@Kaunoe Жыл бұрын
I DIDNT KNOW FLORANCE HAD A POETRY BOOK! I know what poetry book I’m purchasing next
@8thdeadpoet
@8thdeadpoet 3 жыл бұрын
jack reading Halsey's poem in **cursive** is my religion 😌
@maria_____.
@maria_____. 3 жыл бұрын
i'm disappointed you didn't mention the poem where halsey compared a woman to a slug. literally peak of poetry
@ciarandouglas3917
@ciarandouglas3917 3 жыл бұрын
Feeling validation cos florence Alex and Lana are my three favourite songwriters
@annabombek9473
@annabombek9473 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly the entire song "Calamity" in Zayn's last album is a poem and I love it!
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