Tik Toks That Are Mildly Offensive But Extremely Funny

[@squiglesquidge1903]

"what does a white claw taste like" "It tastes like a bunch of tv static and one sour skittle"

[@EnifaOfficial]

The only one that made me laugh

[@achlytian]

I heard “one shower skittle” instead.😅

[@cm9195]

Most accurate description I’ve heard.

[@RexyAndIKnowIt]

The most accurate description of a White Claw ever lmao

[@Beth_Amphetamine]

I heard something similar lol. I heard White Claw tastes like drinking a can of tv static while someone whispers the name of a fruit from another room.

[@ameliej6690]

the guy crying because his gf bought him a water bottle is super cute actually. i hope she buys him as many water bottles as he wants

[@daikon267]

right lmaoo

[@goldybutters9269]

I can't tell if it was a cute skit or a real sad young Men are very susceptible to acts of kindness because they aren't given or raised with enough kindness

[@theywantstargirl]

can someone time stamp..?

[@_lightlost_]

@@theywantstargirl 2:20 :>

[@isabellahoskingwallace3326]

@@theywantstargirl 2:21

[@g0thiicbr4tt]

12:08 Everything about this video is perfect, the smile at the end, the music, THE HAIR. Pure perfection.

[@clayton9136]

Wtf are you talking about

[@blossomuski652]

Lol yes it’s perfect

[@victoriagarcia1085]

I make it 666 likes

[@bridie6439]

@@victoriagarcia1085 I make it 669 hehehhehe

[@UnityAshie]

@@clayton9136 The video they timestamped? Wtf you talking about? 😂

[@Peace873]

Are we just gonna ignore 9:13? The panic in that dude's actions had me cackling XDDD

[@WinkLinkletter]

Reminds me of when my live-in landlady's crackhead boyfriend was cleaning the front roof gutters and my brother in law, a straight laced Filipino that he'd never seen before, came to pick me up that morning for family brunch, he, I'm told, got a sudden look of terror on his face, leapt off the top of the ladder and ran off down the street. I imagine it looked a bit like this guy, overall. Hilarious.

[@Peace873]

@Kevin Roberts I got a way too funny visual of that lol

[@isabellawhittemore4808]

2:41 I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT CLIP, THIS ONE GOT ME 😂😂😂😂😂

[@allenburnett3403]

hilarious

[@CommanderHarataIdaku]

That one made me jump 😂 I wasn't expecting that either

[@shivaniM.]

But I need backstory

[@shivaniM.]

Ohh I just realized its edited

[@alexei9122]

11:18 the music, the face, the "heyyyy", the whole verse he just dropped is fucking everything

[@zehdaze4368]

A masterpiece

[@papl20]

I need the fucking lyrics 😂😂😂

[@ScreamingAirsoft]

I want the clip

[@sharongitau8727]

Love it lmao

[@anthonyzullo]

"We dig em up and fuck em rotten!" What a chant and cheers for the boys!

[@deaconsquares9922]

The guy asking for just the crust spoke to me in a way I can’t rightly describe

[@erin387]

For some reason it was giving me Cole Sprouse /Jughead vibes

[@myasiaramsay218]

same i came to find his social media in the comments

[@katelynnova2537]

I laughed so hard at it lol

[@shannonbear228]

@@myasiaramsay218 his names Jadon Williams he’s funny as haha

[@SpartaTipe]

same

[@ajhatti2011]

The American accents were on point.

[@ItsBunnyBuns]

What fucking state do u live in?? 🤣

[@theboobgobbler9650]

@@ItsBunnyBuns Florida.

[@camalex7782]

@@theboobgobbler9650 Sorry about that

[@tiny_ninja_girl9641]

@@camalex7782 lol. But I actually like living in Florida… sometimes

[@misseselise3864]

he did a country accent better than i could and i have lived in the south my entire life

[@the_thena_athena]

1:31 as a Malay, I'm literally on the ground cackling- this is to funny for me-

[@liloaintresting]

what does it mean????? 👀

[@gorillatrading5452]

I was like "WTF IS GOING ON?!" 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@ashleyley6560]

@@liloaintresting"Pembersih kaca wangi" means "fragrant glass cleaner" and "Bersih kilap tanpa bekas" basically means "Squeaky clean without traces"

[@dopedowh]

Haha im proud seeing that in malay language

[@Cotf6]

i was literally dying inside😭🤣

[@beemelonhead1]

2:06 is the funniest joke I've heard in a long time.

[@JohnDoe-sk5ny]

The guy who wants the "only crust" sandwich, should be an actor! He's got it.

[@fallingforu8448]

I agree! Lmao!

[@cherrythesimp4943]

It's ok to not eat the crust, it's ok to eat your sandqwiches with the crust- but if you eat JUST the crust you need to be locked up

[@kanishka0717]

that tiktok sent me

[@Xavier-zc8lb]

I was thinking the same

[@Fit4C]

Jesus loves you alot trust in His death 4 salvation and be saved from eternal hell

[@stevengrant379]

“I made a rainbow!” “Good job on making the rainbow” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@DefinitlyAPerson]

😳

[@breannaellery114]

Rainbow cookies guys, I hope the mom makes them the right shape 😂

[@aa-fh4zo]

@Pikachu what.

[@dragocatsura4802]

@Pikachu A little girl who doesn't know any better and seemingly grabbed the cookie cutter herself. There's a big difference between a small mistake of a child who doesn't know better and a child groomer. The two aren't comparable.

[@saitama8186]

@@dragocatsura4802 first of all why would she even own it?

[@GippyHappy]

I wish people wouldn't get so upset when you imitate their accents cause when I hear non Americans try to do an "American" accent I crack up 100% of the time especially when they go for either a southern or valley accent by default.

[@111-q7f]

Ikrrrrrr

[@staceya7870]

So many people are too sensitive nowadays. You couldn't air half the crap I grew up watching , today. Lol

[@alanluscombe8a553]

I was at McDonald’s one day and it was an Asian cashier and when he turned around he pulled his eyes open and said he wants a burger and fries in an American accent and it was hilarious

[@karkenzerberster512]

I'm american and I died laughing at the southern accent because it was spot on

[@arospec2712]

I died when they did the american accent, also my British friend finds it funny when I try to do an English one

[@immanuelcurry6095]

1:05 “depressed” “m. E.” “Correct” bro that shit was hilarious

[@sixrogers9394]

13:03 literally the funniest shit I've seen all year. Was dying lmfao

[@lw3559]

same😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

[@AlishaArlene]

13:50 That was not an act. That poor boy was higher than a kite and had no idea where he was. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@koalabear1984]

Cute :)

[@veryextremelyoriginalusername]

WHAT😭😭 how did he even get in there 😭

[@witchassbitch3]

I’d be like “okay let’s get you something to eat and then figure out where you live”

[@invadermaythe1st]

He’s sat behind the wheel with his arms crossed, 100% high lmaoo

[@AlishaArlene]

@@invadermaythe1st hahaha Exactly.

[@andromedarayne]

4:50 funny he says that because I work for a German company that was started by two men who met in the concentration camps. They were bunkmates and made a deal saying "if we make it out alive, let's start a business together." And they did. That's all I remember from orientation though.

[@PriyaBenny-tu7rp]

What company is it

[@misz3]

What company?!

[@nellyrivas7742]

Oh my god they were bunkmates

[@Sydney0421]

Awwww im so sorry about what they went through but I'm really happy they both made it out and kept their promise

[@katzea.a7880]

A need that company name

[@onyxcam6ion55]

2:47 Santa catching you lacking after you didn't leave him milk and cookies

[@ijennamirabelosuji]

Yea what was that about?!!

[@olliesjoblom]

At 2:53 I am confident that the employees were straight up avoiding him and I would have too tbh

[@Diana-Cherry-Blossom]

12:23 Those shorts kinda look like he pissed himself

[@kayden498]

9:18 when I'm tryna get a snack at midnight and the floorboards creak

[@MelonHere20]

Accurate lmao

[@invadermaythe1st]

This one made me laugh so hard, what would you even do in that situation lmaoooo

[@bigeverlongnow]

dead🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@germbutonyoutube]

If a guy was in my car and he said that with his exact tone I would let him stay

[@SculptedThoughts]

I'd assume he was on drugs. I think everyone's on drugs. Ask if there's someone you can call for him, if you have the time.

[@satire7276]

@@SculptedThoughts "I think everyone's on drugs" 😂😂

[@Amraterasu]

@@SculptedThoughts But what if you were the one on drugs the entire time...

[@PhoenixArtz000]

@@Amraterasu what if the real friends were the drugs we made along the way 😃 edit: i doubt i said the phrase right LMAOO

[@ZK-kq9xd]

@@PhoenixArtz000 you doing drugs my friend

[@anisahhalim]

Okay the windex one really caught me off guard bcs I'm Malaysian and that's in Malay. Butchered the pronunciation tho but how'd he get that version of the product in the first place??😭

[@jamesbull4240]

I thought it was Indonesian cause I know bersih is dirty or clean or summin. The languages similar then?

[@anisahhalim]

@@jamesbull4240Oh yeah it could be that too. And yes, Malay and Indonesian are very similar just like German with Dutch. Though there are some words that the other speaker can't understand but it's pretty much the same. Since I could understand every word on the bottle so I just assumed it was in Malay. And bersih means clean tho 😁 How'd you come across the word?

[@jamesbull4240]

@@anisahhalim I be learning Indonesian cause why not. Plus my friend is Indonesian

[@anisahhalim]

@@jamesbull4240 Touché. Soon enough you'll be able to understand and speak Malay too

[@jamesbull4240]

@@anisahhalim sick and thank you

[@rorymcelroy1887]

"Tell me you're short without telling me you're short" I see the ground in high definition

[@Cheyennep]

8:00 I don’t know if I should be scared, or if I should be laughing😂😭

[@citrusmaximus7379]

the pizza man has such little faith in her that she has three months to pay back like 20 bucks

[@microwavechef7738]

Nah, he's just making it more affordable for her. =)

[@microwavechef7738]

Nah, he's just making it more affordable for her. =)

[@Billiesavocados]

idk why i was laughing so hard at the suitcase falling down but it was the best

[@lw1824]

bro same, i lost my damn shit

[@stevendamascus5338]

8:19 had me screamingg that was flawless

[@johanahuerta947]

10:02 is where I cracked. Don't get me wrong, the others are funny too, but something about the background music & what he's saying is hilarious

[@bigcockbrock49]

2:15 this man's onto something

[@Pond721]

12:45 I was laughing at the fact the drawer handles and the basket make a face, I feel like an idiot.

[@DesertRunner602]

Seems like the picture was created by a racist minority and the actual creator of this piece of furniture was white. So, this moron put a photoshop book to deter people away from buying it because they were jealous of how good it looks

[@jamesmoore716]

@@DesertRunner602 It wasn't meant to be taken serious, take a chill pill if you are going to take pills

[@DesertRunner602]

@@jamesmoore716 if the book said “black supremacy” it wouldn’t even been shown at all.

[@DesertRunner602]

@@jamesmoore716 for some reason, people are scared to call out black racists and think racism towards whites is hilarious. So much for equality

[@jamesmoore716]

@@DesertRunner602 lol what are you on about?

[@MrChaoticreign]

10:20 and that man is definitely insane and has bodies in his basement

[@anxiety_opossum]

7:08 Fun fact: I'm pretty sure monster high is the reason I have a weird shaped back!

[@fagioli7063]

Now that I think about me too

[@pustulio81]

I laughed harder than I should have at "Like a can full of TV static and one sour skittle" 😆

[@Esty_Israel]

THE COOKIES OML 😂 IM SLOWLY DYING INSIDEEEE “Look I made a rainbow!” 😭 😂

[@eddyhunter75]

Ok, the bat one legit scared me because bats carry rabies (which is 100% fatal if not immediately treated with prophylactic shots) and it was acting strange (hanging onto a human in daylight). Whatever you do people, NEVER touch a downed bat, there's likely a reason it's down/dead, and that reason could take you along with it! P.S. racoons, badgers, coyotes, and skunks are also common carriers of rabies

[@ItsBunnyBuns]

Coochie rabies. New STD. Tell your friends.

[@imbored1085]

Only a small percentage

[@invadermaythe1st]

Possibly why she wasn’t touching it?

[@Marlieeme]

Majority of bats don’t carry rabies and those that do are usually overly aggressive or disorientated. Not hanging out and chilling. But sure, be afraid. Be very afraid.

[@waffle7monster]

@@Marlieeme sure its rare but its still good advice because a lot of people dont know. it may be a small chance but when the risk is death then its not worth it.

[@lily1495]

I loved the suitcase one. The way he spoke and the pained laugh is just hilarious. 😂😭

[@clatterslam]

"Look at her go" 😂😂

[@imcrummy6114]

The best part is that’s a 1000 dollar suitcase being chucked down an escalator 😂😂

[@DashingPunkSamurai]

3:27 Poor, poor clueless child. That’s not a rainbow. It’s a rocket ship

[@mohamednasser6232]

13:07 I like how honest she is 🤣🤣🤣

[@jackivan7632]

i like how she isnt even that chubby

[@daddyleon]

5:24 daaamn!! Where did he buy those shoe laces, I must have those too!!! For real, mine keep snapping, I need those!!

[@lilgothpotato4867]

Noooo 💀

[@deffdefying4803]

what are you doing that makes your laces SNAP?

[@supanova4886]

Seeing that suitcase fall down the elevator made me remember all the times I was pushing the limit of something like “meh, it’ll be fine,” and surprise surprise it ✨wasn’t✨

[@jenncrowe]

I can't believe it's been a year and no one has told you it's an escalator...

[@Dale-ct5ru]

1:29 I'm literally struggling to breathe. PEMBERSIH KACA WANGI

[@raudhatulhasanah6468]

Same, bengekk anjir 😭😭😭

[@hara1131]

@@raudhatulhasanah6468 PemBersIH KanKe weNGi 😭😭😭

[@raudhatulhasanah6468]

@@hara1131 udah hehh, ga kuat anjir sakit perut gw ngakak 😭😭😭

[@akumanusia6248]

Capek ya? Sama kok aku juga😔

[@miraclemalletyougrowbigger5339]

Aeuwhwoiwkwl *PÈMBÈRSIEH KANKCA WAENGGIE*

[@bozo4K]

3:01 White Claw tastes like a can of TV static and ONE sour skittle. The accuracy HOOOOLYY

[@harperglisten4137]

11:55 that looks like a ✨delicious✨ samich

[@EllaFallecio]

3:11 that bat is just wanting to get back in its cave😂

[@ashboheme]

9:52 the chuckle to himself before he walked into the bathroom killed me LOL

[@micahmontgomery9914]

9:44 Guy: Where’d you come from Girl: I CAME FROM HELL😁 Guy: WOOOAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH😳😱

[@wildmoose3979]

6:22 Centaurs have been well recorded to either swing their arms like a human running, or hold up their weapon/whatever they may be holding in most of the stories they are involved in.

[@j.woodard2452]

What about Neurodivergent Centaurs?

[@wildmoose3979]

@@j.woodard2452 they get trampled by their mothers at birth due to being defective, just like with horses.

[@j.woodard2452]

@@wildmoose3979 Concerned because Neurodivergent doesn't equate to physical deformity most of the time. What if they pump their arms during a run like they're clearing a path with punches or they just really love the feel of running so much they have their arms go back like The Spirit of Ecstacy, Naruto ninjas, or that scene in Dances with Wolves (1990)?

[@wildmoose3979]

@@j.woodard2452 i worked on a horse farm, foal was born with no clear deformity but was seemingly mentally deficient (as far as horses go) Mother kicked it to death the moment it showed signs.

[@j.woodard2452]

@@wildmoose3979 Damn. That's harsh. So, even a centaur would go completely feral on their offspring for being different in any way. *shudders* I don't know how to feel about the ones in Narnia or HP, anymore.

[@dishsoap6724]

*10:37** I feel the absolute need to point out that I have the same pop socket as her.*

[@derekennow4528]

@10:00 that dude needs to be in movies. Well done man! That was funny and creepy at the same time 😂 👀

[@bernalv18]

“Just the crust” got me feeling some type of way 😅

[@nelliemojo9138]

I thought that was the best part of the video 🤣🤣🤣

[@Iammasterkush]

The look on the last guys face priceless

[@knowledgetheweapon4094]

It taste like a can full of tv static and 1 sour skittle. He got my imagination zooming and I can actually taste that flavor. It's awesome. I can also switch the flavor up using different color skittles I see why the cans nearly empty

[@khaeilyn2000]

6:00 my family actually has stepstools so we can reach the top shelves 💀💀💀

[@musicmartyr]

5:00 The best thing about this one is the giant McLovin poster on the wall

[@xxcupcake_catxx2219]

11:49 Why does he sound like Sid from Ice Age-

[@napalmsf]

Probably where he got the inspiration from

[@Geraldandme]

TRUEEE

[@aishahputri4280]

1:40 my dumbass really took a whole 3 seconds to realise he was reading my languagee 😭😭😭

[@chuuanimation]

Same lol 🤣

[@tincanpenguin]

SAME HAHA

[@popipop5017]

💫pembursih cack-a wenggie💫

[@kingfoltestoftemeria4554]

“Just the crust” was perfect ,he got me so bad 😂😂😂

[@eosdawn6399]

0:20 in 8th grade I was doing math and crying. People were thinking I was crying because I couldn't do it. It was because I was thinking about my trauma 😂

[@harmony7764]

12:57 IS THAT THE GUY FROM 'I AINT NEVER SEEN TWO PRETTY BEST FRIENDS, ONE OF EM ALWAYS GOTTA BE UGLY?'

[@theoswales2712]

6:36 the sound sounds like me pretending to be sick so I don’t have to go to school

[@BabyNazarath]

"Sit on the chair!" Yes

[@angryproxy9787]

0:35 I wanna know too, that whole pizza look stuffed. Not just the crust XD

[@L3gionMusic]

It's hard to tell from the video, but is it just a deep pan pizza?

[@plutomelon]

I love your pfp

[@cloroxbleach3322]

13:55 my man was gone 😂😂😂😂

[@seetalgurung9815]

1:05 please 💀✋ I’m dead this is me

[@marshalbarb]

lol ur so funny

[@rchow8051]

12:53 a feminist icon that we all need but don’t deserve. He’s my president

[@E_Proxy]

It's called "cuck"

[@tavrosnitram1529]

@@E_Proxy oh look, another normie that doesn't know what the word means

[@E_Proxy]

@@tavrosnitram1529 oh look, another sucker who uses the term normie

[@Duckyletsplay]

i aint never seen two pretty best friends

[@invadermaythe1st]

His chin/beard scares me

[@tweekachu2605]

Dude put domino’s pizza in a Little Caesars box. 😂 What a goat.

[@The1707regina]

Shit, yum! I know what im ordering tonight

[@SuperLadyDanger]

8:28 - "Where is your Mother?!" Killed me! I'm not sure why.

[@sippycup4113]

The suitcase running down in the escalator had me. I would have dir of laughter if this happened to me 😭

[@jjjlove2260]

5:31 This clip was hilarious. I laughed so hard when she started shaking the cup of water. That's exactly how I react to people flirting with me 😂

[@paulj6805]

2:47 crazy how that guy is parked right in the middle of winter and spring

[@horrorbagels]

3:57 WHEN IT GOT TO RATED R!!!!😂

[@moonbox0929]

4:29 I’m dying if laughter right now

[@riahs_corner]

the monster high doll stance one made me cackle for like a minute straight 😭

[@jarodallstot2433]

12:00 got me laughing my ass off

[@microwavechef7738]

And then you get to the front and the cashier starts ringing shit up before she gets back. 😐

[@jarodallstot2433]

@@microwavechef7738that’s how you know she just left, that line was long af to

[@bugsbunny6755]

8:50 honestly I make fun of American accents more than British ones (I'm American btw)

[@whycantichooseausername]

Same lmao

[@sparra8519]

8:44 is the best 🤣 I’ve always wondered the same thing

[@annathealpha22]

Love these!

[@misstiktok8443]

0:19 😂 Far out.. I can't stop laughing at this one little joke. 😂

[@darwellmunoz1092]

7:20 give me that eye that's the last 2 piece i need

[@lynsavage7999]

4:04 I CHOKED! HELP!!😭

[@empress3847]

7:48 damn the way she turned 😭 she was like SIKE

[@baitthenoobs2657]

Robin: all right! I finally get to go in the bat cave! Batman: that's not the bat cave Robin. That's the cave of 7 wet wonders. Edit: thanks for likes everyone! This is my most liked comment now! (*≧∇≦)/

[@stephaniewhite7512]

The guy with the empty top shelves in his cabinets is me , too 😂❤😂❤

[@leowaters5779]

9:44 “I came from Hell!!!” I literally can’t breath rn

[@Tazerboy_10]

Nice compilation of TikTok videos... 9:10 - 9:22 > 9:19 ---> _"Oi, what you doin?"_ 9:23 - 9:36 > 9:30 9:44 - 9:51 12:23 - 12:37 ---> I live in Texas and I do that during the Winter because I know I'm not going to be outside for a long time... > I don't like to wear long pants of any kind, except for sweatpants... > I tend to wear a parka on my top and nothing, but shorts... (I should keep some sweatpants in my backpack, in case something bad were to happen and I needed to be outside for awhile; I also have gloves too...) 13:17 - 13:30 ---> Why does she look like an Anime/Cartoon character?

[@clumsyninja1172]

3:17 got me literally sobbing omg ☠️

[@icarusbinns3156]

5:53 - 6:14 I. Was. DYING!!!! That is exactly how the house I’m at looks! The top shelves are all empty because we’re all Squirrels… with no Trees to help us (Trees? I am accepting all applications, if you’re looking for a Squirrel)

[@maryianna912]

We are all hobbits but my Dad regularly takes something i need the most and yeets it up the shelves. Whyyyy. I just go to him and he takes a chair to stand on to bring it back to me

[@icarusbinns3156]

@@maryianna912 the best thing my sister did was when she tried to buy something, and she didn’t have quite enough. Runs to Mom… “Mom, I’m short!” And Mom responds with, “I know you are, dear. You got my genes!”

[@georgiasoaps]

@@maryianna912 my dad is 6'8 and he always puts thing where my 5'4 mom and I can't reach them, not realizing that we are way too small to get up that high without climbing. He also hits his head on doorways a lot though so I guess it's a mixed blessing.

[@lillianwashington6444]

I hate to point out a fact but if you grew up short then you don’t have to empty the top shelf bc you learned to climb like a monkey at a young age to get things off the top shelf

[@icarusbinns3156]

@@lillianwashington6444 our counters are much too narrow, too cluttered, and if we hoomans do it, the cats will, as well. Something we have tried teaching them is not okay.

[@WhimsicalHelvetesfönster]

I don't know why but I wasn't expecting the one at 5:42 to go the way it went and I actually lol'd.

[@apple_bottom_jeans675]

11:17 That killed me 😆

[@tianacastro2979]

Last dude was trippin lol

[@TheCornDavis]

6:08 my first thought “dont be a pussy climb the counters” 😂

[@victoria_esther7256]

10:56 why did I think of griphook from Harry Potter 🤦‍♀️😭

[@paigeshoup9338]

The cackle when the tv said "whats not funny" had me gone bro

[@WithAHuman]

5:30 is way too funny 😂

[@user-om2kw2dc9d]

Nah cause it really was hilarious 😭

[@jamiepo777]

😭😭ayo this compilation actually had me laughing

[@VD-jy2ys]

IM SCREAMING “laughing my queef out 😝”

[@chaoticsofea999]

1:30 okay that's hella funny tho im wheezing 😂 What the bottle actually say is Perbersih= cleaning agent Kaca= glass Wangi= smells good Bersih kilap tampa bekas means cleans well without residues. This is in Malay,his pronunciation is way off but the real question is HOW THE HELL OUR LANGUAGE GET INTO HIS COUNTRY LIKE THAT LMAO 🇲🇾🗿

[@victoriacrudup3477]

5:14 That's really wholesome

[@taliagula]

The birthday candle one was so creative. Lmao got me good 😂