Tik Toks That Belong On The FBI Most Wanted List

[@MonstroVids]

Didn’t realize what the Elliot Page one was saying so deleting it. Sorry if you got offended.

[@WithYouTill]

You've done more to fix a problem then any other youtuber

[@elir648]

thankyou

[@phoebejacob]

How did you even delete it so fast- I

[@AlexiaSmith96]

Thank you.

[@duckyyy4174]

70th like :)

[@AshyAsher1031]

Genuinely thought that one where she was like “every Netflix docu series” that she was gonna play black parade XD

[@corn-is-everywhere4052]

That key, it brought it all back

[@saturn5024]

True omg 😭

[@aideninnit1300]

Same ;-;

[@TELEK1NET1C]

it caught me so off guard omfg

[@amyshoemaker8430]

WHEN I WAS, A YOUNG BOY

[@Koro098]

13:05 I'm also trying not to cry on the other end. I've been a hairdresser for 3 years and I still have to practice my hello before answering

[@theupwardspiral1580]

Lmao. I swear I mess up saying my own name every time I have to answer. Hahahahahaha

[@lakshyaarya9179]

haha lmao me too

[@ethanshaw2718]

Okay. I'm not trying to hate at all, I've had anxiety problems my whole life. But isn't that kind of mentally ill. Like what are you even worried about

[@Koro098]

@@ethanshaw2718 lmao I have borderline personality disorder and ADD

[@ethanshaw2718]

@@Koro098 that makes it more understandable, but what's the fear. The other person hangs up and thinks, wow the way that person said hello was so cringe?

[@Arcamatic]

3:32 Can openers were invented almost 50 years after the invention of the can. A hammer and a chisel were commonly used before then.

[@arrowverse1980]

Wasn't the origional like a straight torture device looking thing

[@Athena124]

Or just a knife

[@amyshoemaker8430]

Just use your teeth

[@0deszuh111]

Lol even now i still use knife cause i cant afford a can opener 💀

[@kenmakozume1304]

Yea, people in the army were the ones who used them the most using hammers and chisels

[@ZSmith-cm3kl]

3:32 they invented the can in 1810 and the opener in 1858. It took them 48 years to figure out an efficient way to open these cans.

[@aj-um6df]

bruh I still can't open a can with a mf can opener

[@jasonvargas7564]

But why would they invent something that they can't even open efficiently? People were so dumb in 1810.

[@ZSmith-cm3kl]

@@jasonvargas7564 I believe can were efficient. They obviously had ways to open it but the can opener mustve been the most efficent

[@_JustJoe]

Can’t ruin the 69 likes

[@aj-um6df]

i unliked just so it would be back to 69😭

[@guyinaroom7771]

4:26 whoever that guy was, he did not deserve her in any way, shape or form. That was hilarious and she even improvised when he didn't laugh

[@simsister2774]

He probably thought girls aren’t funny...🙄

[@guyinaroom7771]

@@simsister2774 that's so stupid idc about your gender, either I think you're funny or I don't, not factoring anything other than the joke and delivery in. But yeah some people don't think like that I guess.

[@simsister2774]

@@guyinaroom7771 I agree! The entire thing built around 'girls aren't funny' is just a way for little boys to deal with their fragile ego's smh

[@user-tq6fx7tl7e]

@@simsister2774 did you just say little boys have fragile egos? Shame on you

[@simsister2774]

@@user-tq6fx7tl7e no. I said boys with fragile ego's have fragile ego's, and since you can't call men who hate on women for no reason 'men', I referred to them as little boys.

[@3ternallyyour2]

Are we not gonna talk about how the sound fits the cat in the hat drawings 😂😂👀

[@lakshyaarya9179]

haha lmao me too

[@apatternedhorizon]

I keep rewatching that one and dying.

[@amesr5425]

the making an appointment as an adult one really tried to attack me like that

[@HalfNHalf.]

Hahaha that one took me outttt

[@TheHelveticanbarbie]

A good tip could be to write your script beforehand ~ I always worry I'll phone and forget what I've phoned for😂

[@witchassbitch3]

As someone who answers the phone at a salon trust me I’m crying too 😂

[@kenzij]

It gets easier once you have to take one if those calls while driving or eating. At least it has for me and I really don't like talking on the phone.

[@linalangemark2652]

@@TheHelveticanbarbie saaaaame

[@beeeeeeenanaaaassssssssssss07]

When that girl was under her sisters bed and then scared her...... that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day 😂. I’m gonna go and do they to my bro now 😈

[@eijirokirishima4138]

Ikr 😂

[@gracienoble2880]

My bro has been playing horror games recently. God I'm evil 😈

[@MS-pe2vt]

thats evil af

[@JustTanya.]

LMAO I was cracking up thinking that I wish I had siblings to do that to. I would totally be that evil bitch 🤣. Alas I am an only child and had to resort to scaring myself. That 💩 got old real fast. 😒

[@rukiakuchiki5136]

Wouldnt try that in the south or midwest...probs get shot or beat up cause they be paranoid up there lol.

[@liammorris3305]

1:05 this girl broke the number one rule in horror movies you never investigate

[@mabel2741]

8:21 MY BRAIN FULL ON WENT WHEN I WAS I YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

[@shannonthorpe2569]

Same😂that goddamn g note

[@luckiloser389]

I thought the same thing

[@honeytea1046]

catching the emo kids off guard

[@saturn5024]

@@honeytea1046 TRUTH

[@amyshoemaker8430]

To see a marching band..

[@saturn5024]

8:21 What kind of emo programming is this I swear I almost died

[@sexyramen9504]

AHAHAHAHAHAH IKR LITERALLY WTFFF

[@gillian2266]

HAHA SAME I REALLY THOUGHT FOR A HOT MINUTE-

[@pawelmasternak1442]

This is a certified hood classic.

[@lakshyaarya9179]

haha lmao me too

[@zaidjamal]

It's the you're not Danish, for me

[@chaeripie888]

Due to the fact much citizens requested that we, the FBI, should look into this case, we’ve now put a investigation on the people listed in this source.

[@blakeskinner3878]

Anyone else get flashbacks with the g note even though it wasnt a mcr joke

[@LeeIsVeryEmo]

I thought i was the only one 😔

[@leahwoolsey7578]

YES! Oh my gosh I so thought it was gonna be a mcr joke lol

[@saturn5024]

It physically hurt me 😭😭😭

[@5mberfierce590]

Lol

[@annastasiakohen]

“MITHING THOMETHING?” Y’all, that had me gasping 💀

[@patriciaparker2504]

The girl that pretended her mans junk was a microphone, that’s wifey shit 😂

[@princessoftheworld1107]

😂😂

[@lucifermorningstar1902]

8:31 when you’re emo enough to know that’s a G without perfect pitch. Who’s LingLing now huh????

[@_mahita_1433]

13:45 okay but THE HOUSE! That’s a whole palace!

[@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS]

Yeah but she's being raised by a narcissist, so too bad

[@theDeanDanger]

I can confirm, they did not have the can opener when they invented cans. Soldiers often used bayonets to open them, and we invented canning before we knew about pasteurization, so half the time it was rotten anyway

[@ethanvaughn9386]

The cat and dog one is true doe, my lil kitty is a street girl😂

[@snakewithapen5489]

It IS so true tho lol. Both of my dad's dogs are very expensive purebred springer spaniels and then my stepsister's cat is just a kitten she found under their porch one day and kept.

[@QueenBeluga]

Real dog people adopt them from shelters like my family did. Adopt don’t shop

[@jackie31933]

Any cats or dogs I’ve had have all been street cats/dogs or from a shelter :) they have give the most loyal love once they trust you❤️

[@elieseeloissaint1846]

i adopted dogs from shelters and i got my other dog from my cousin,picking my furbaby took like ten minutes.

[@strapdemon]

Honestly probably because the only difference people know about cats is colors but with dogs there's breeds that have different behavior, appearance, emotions, functions etc. Ya know?

[@xxxdre2648]

3:50 that's some alice in wonderland stuff

[@vi0let831]

I wanna know where tf this place is so I can go to it

[@zaidjamal]

6:01 making that epic Monster fort makes her iconic. Wearing that apron as a top makes her a LEGEND.

[@thishuman1621]

LMAO THAT MANCHESTER ACCENT WAS SO INACCURATE IT’S ILLEGAL

[@christinahandley7803]

if it's not manchesTAH its a fake

[@thishuman1621]

Yesssssssss

[@_JustJoe]

That’s what I was saying bro 💀

[@lakshyaarya9179]

haha lmao me too

[@lilcrippie5927]

i'm a manchester lad i do not sound like that

[@Angelina-xr7dj]

0:54 well that's one way to give someone trauma for the rest of their lives

[@amyshoemaker8430]

It was fantastic honestly

[@mineheart9247]

5:03 "this young Filipino boy keeps following me" me who's actually Filipino: 👁👄👁

[@lutrinae_f0g]

yeah same here-

[@woozihae]

Nah mate I was like 'wait wdym boy?' 👁👄👁

[@preach9]

I didn't get it lol

[@leo9801]

Same

[@littleladdielad]

Not be that kind of filipino, but the moment I heard filipino my neck whiplasher

[@trinitymartin7009]

When kindergartners can draw better then you LOL

[@nevula5341]

BAHAHAHAHA,SJAKSJAKAJSKAJJS- I CANT

[@froggyman_flips]

Time stamp

[@trinitymartin7009]

@@froggyman_flips 1:55

[@_JustJoe]

@@froggyman_flips did you not watch the video

[@Tuxedoz]

5:55 When you finally hear Hank curse after watching SciShow for years. Lol Hell yeah

[@the_rat1729]

at 8:24 all i could think about was “welcome to the black parade - MCR”

[@sunny_kins3519]

1:16 I don’t think I should have laughed as long as I did-

[@sanctussilas]

I didn’t laugh that hard in years-

[@SweetPoorFefetasplode]

Is anyone going to mention the bathroom with another bathroom on the ceiling at 3:53 or ???????

[@birb2197]

At first i thought it was a mirror, then i watched it again, like wtf is up with that bathroom??

[@quit4781]

No. It's weird but funni and cool

[@ace-hk7zg]

i thought it was cool

[@TheDingo52]

Yeah like wtf how they built it??

[@tiramiisu0]

so who tf designed that one?

[@avaalbrecht2818]

9:24 I was listening to this comp while I was drawing DreamSMP fanart and the second I heard Tubbo's voice my eyes darted to the screen like an idiot.

[@LevizzzDOTcom]

Idk why but I get so happy when a mcyt sound gets in a tiktok comp. Last time i found a jschlatt one

[@cece3630]

I was literally just watching Puffy and Niki's stream-

[@omnomcatjam]

same but the gangnam (im pretty sure thats how you spell it) at the end really got me

[@emely5842]

Yeah same! It caught me off guard. I’m seeing where more dream smp audio/tiktoks in compilations that aren’t dream smp related, I ain’t complaining tho

[@rindoodles5956]

I was on autopilot mode and then I hear Tubbo and just snapped back into reality

[@Lovelyaribb]

The girl crying about making an appointment as adult is funny af, also she looks really pretty

[@scrawnymf]

I wanted to hug her so bad 😭

[@teriyakijj]

13:27 its more of a: calling the pizza shop: hello, do you sell pizzas.

[@Brickedup4life]

Dog owners: my little baby Princess, you’re so cute Cat owners: my little stinky bastard boy

[@carmie9163]

thats so accurate wtf

[@chaedoolies]

Im a cat person who only owns dogs and I also call them mean names with love 😭

[@moseptyagami606]

3:38 by some miracle, if you are watching this, I can answer your question. Canned cans came almost 10 years before a can opener, they usually used knifes to open them.

[@malachimarcus3952]

5:32 One of our dogs Max legit just showed up on our property. She looks half coyote and she’s sweet :)

[@thekawaiicripple]

12:08 I literally l looked down at my wheelchair and laughed before even seeing he was disabled also 😂

[@toaster2822]

We drove a couple hours for both my dogs. We bought our cat for $15 from a crack head that found her on the side of the road. We don't even know what breed she is

[@ES11777]

# Adopt Don’t Shop please

[@baldibaldimore6423]

@@ES11777 What- why does it matter arent they like the same thing u get the damn cat in the end so-

[@markisthegreat3432]

That smile/frown thing was literally the coolest thing on tiktok I've seen..

[@ifoundtheolives778]

3:19 CAN WE PLEASE TALK AB THIS?? I thought I was the only one 😭🤚

[@ES11777]

This is absolute gold, because it’s so relatable... (well, most of them)

[@jessicacopeland9066]

I miss the old Aunt Jemima bottles of syrup. We used to call her “the nice pancake lady.” Now it looks like it comes from the dollar store 😭

[@brookebarker5379]

it was kinda racist though-

[@nos4me]

@@brookebarker5379 that’s why I loved it so much

[@snakewithapen5489]

Yeah I mean it was based on a racist caricature but She does kinda look like a nice sweet old lady

[@brookebarker5379]

@@nos4me shut up 😐

[@aalex1449]

@@localdreamer13 Nancy Green was the black women that was hired to portray as Aunt Jemima. Aunt Jemima is part of the Mammy caricatures made during the Jim crow era.

[@spartanDJChalo]

7:45 When you see two people who have the weirdest sense of humour, but were clearly made for each other

[@jay38869]

8:40 when i was a young boy my father.....

[@yetispaghetti97]

My father took me into the city

[@zenmari9607]

1:18 omg I love his reasoning "she like a mom, yea she ain't hurt nobody" 😭 🤧 hit my feels

[@batmama739]

Okay but the maple syrup is wholesome, like let him just keep his damn bottle 😭 she’s a nice lady

[@aalex1449]

Aunt Jemima is not even a real person. Shes part of The Mammy caricature that was made during the Jim Crow era so its about time they stopped using that image

[@aalex1449]

@Ryan D Ok send me a link about it. Because unlike you I was taught about caricatures and how they are harmful. I also listen to black people when they talk about this whole situation. They knew that brand was based on a caricature and didn't like it.

[@sethturner5242]

Yoooo, at 7:40 a fUCKING emergency flood alert went off and i deadass thought it was part of the video. IM FUCKING DYING 🤣

[@tiktokticks401]

Me: *watches tiktok while I'm supposed to be doing homework My Homework: 👁👄👁

[@fullmetaltheorist]

My assignments : 👁️ 👁️ 👄

[@LokiandLucy]

The one where she scared her sister under the bed STILL has me wheezing

[@raegan3519]

6:50 OH MY GOD I HAD A COWORKER WHO WOULD TAKE ORDERS IN A RUSSIAN ACCENT AND THEN SHE WOULD STOP AT THE WINDOW AND THEYD BE SCREAMING LAUGHING AGDGSUS

[@beanbinary]

Sticker guy was definitely an undercover cop

[@achicken21]

12:56 is so me I can't even laugh, the first night in my new apartment there wasn't anything to eat or open nearby except for this one place that you could only order takeout from over the phone...needless to say I had a petrified mini candy cane I found at the bottom of my bag for dinner.

[@Sinfulprayers]

1:10 now this is gold

[@-0m3rcy0-8]

9:00 OUT OF ALL THE NOTES, YOU CHOSE THAT ONE? What about me, what about the kids with a MCR phase, what about them? Why have you done this? What was it worth, such a heavy cost of such a meaningless crown. (edit: okay but why is no one freaking out over this quote " What was it worth, such a heavy cost of such a meaningless crown." like that was so fucking cool. like i WROTE that.)

[@zen.9034]

i know i was so prepared for it

[@blanky7064]

i literally lost my shit when it was played

[@cherry-xz7jy]

Ame looking for this and was not disappointed

[@fadedgabe791]

WHEN I WAS

[@zen.9034]

@@fadedgabe791 A YOUNG BOY

[@MadamFoogie]

That Bubbles joke killed me. Am ded now.

[@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS]

he told it wrong

[@warlorty]

The Aunt Jemima one "shes a sweet lady. She ain't hurt nobody." So pure 🤣 bring back Aunt Jemima, please. She was my favorite breakfast companion.

[@megstergirl918]

Can vs. Can Opener Did some research my dudes Canning, was invented in 1810 (roughly) ... The Can Opener, was invented in 1855 (roughly, some sources say 1858) People literally spent 40 years using hammers and/or chisels to open the can (granted that was the method suggested by the manufacturer) Creating the can before the can opener is the equivalent of that Drake and Josh episode where they build the tree house and bolt themselves in before cutting out the door...

[@evelynhersman6901]

1:52 my profile picture approves of this one.

[@TheComicalOverlord]

The Tubbo audio scared me half to death because I wasn’t sure if there was a breach or people use that audio outside of the dsmp fandom-

[@giantsweet1472]

When the oil gets ready to dry up, the oil industry is gonna develop an alternative so fuckin fast because they wanna keep Makin money

[@MrDJAK777]

I mean synthetic gas is already a thing, just not made at a large enough scale to be affordable.

[@Zoe-ko3us]

0:47 why did I literally die from this I rewatched it like 50 times my lungs will never be the same

[@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS]

"literally"?

[@deffdefying4803]

@@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS god you're like that guy who can't read past a typo.

[@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS]

@@deffdefying4803 Not a typo bro... drama queen said "Literally die" when they obviously didn't or they would be typing the comment!

[@Blackfire_2620]

The first patent for can opener was invented 10 years after the first can was commercialized and sold in stores.

[@imirrawashere]

"Wow, that looks really good Janelle." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@JazzyB9481]

12:30 yoooooo 💀😂

[@Jeremiah90526]

3:45 The Can was invented in 1810. The Can Opener was invented in 1858. There was a 48 year lapse between cans being a thing and a specific tool being around to open them, but no, it wasn't that much of a problem. You see, there was this invention called the KNIFE, and it happened many millenia before the can.

[@ishipit6608]

“You gotta leave your life” my depressed ass: LMFAO SAY LESS- And before any of you comment, I do have clinical depression. I was diagnosed at the age of 8-9 with Major Depression and Anxiety Disorder by a professional.

[@icesparrow4080]

When you have to medically prove to everyone you legit have depression. I know ur pain ✌️

[@icesparrow4080]

Hope your doing better today btw

[@ishipit6608]

@@icesparrow4080 LITERALLY all the time when I comment something like this. It’s so annoying, tbh. But thank you! I hope you’re doing okay, as well❤️

[@qtsobb]

Damn, at 8-9? Life must have been really hard for you, I really hope you can get better. Depression is a bitch, I'm proud of you for enduring it so far ❤️

[@ishipit6608]

@@qtsobb Thank you so much❤️

[@Icediamondsx]

Making an appointment as an adult is the most relatable thing I have ever seen

[@localdisappointment4782]

the first one had me dying when they poked dazais nose😭

[@other_lonelychild4293]

Sameee xdd

[@pudding2051]

Same

[@tannerpickle]

The "You're no longer aloud in the fort." lady is my hero.

[@moaaar8783]

THE ONE WITH THE SISTER UNDER THE BED

[@MonstroVids]

I laughed so hard

[@astrallarium]

not sure if the guy at 11:25 knows how those work, or if it's just in his country, but that 50% off sticker is already applied to the price lmaooooo

[@rachelwharton4245]

I NEED more information about 10:05 😂😂

[@cluelessbluebird]

Ok but the cat in the hat one had me DYING Edit: I’ve been laughing at it for 10 minutes now and I cant stop

[@aj-um6df]

5:49 i found mine at a gas station that people deal drugs at 😀👍

[@l.mclovin9782]

the one about making appointments as an adult is so accurate it hurts

[@Izzy-zw3vx]

9:17 lmao asmr

[@-Angel_eyes-]

5:33 bro, why is that so true tho. Like I have a dog that we looked at for months, trying to find the perfect one and then once we found it, we drove 4 hours to pick her up. But then there is my grandmother who has two cats both of which she just found on the street as kittens

[@mystacris]

1:24 as a black man, I feel the same way.

[@codemiesterbeats]

1:28 You may laugh but I had this exact thought while examining my pancake mix box...

[@abbyb6958]

14:38 just discovered a “weird or quirky talent” that I have

[@SculptedThoughts]

Yeah, seems easy

[@xngf5h3r88]

5:32 - as a cat owner, I can confirm. my cat was a stray who somehow got into my garden and later I saw it in the street so we kind of just took it in

[@kiraaisling9603]

10:36 that’s literally what I was thinking of

[@DumbFilmEntertain]

Imagine an action scene in fast and furious and you have to go 14miles per hour

[@jet__girl]

Is this thing on??? That dude had no sense of humour.

[@harlismith6706]

We've never shredded documents, we just burn them lol

[@unitymask]

4:44 splatoon 3 is looking RAD

[@markalexander3659]

The kids who drew the Cat In The Hat pictures were clearly a mixed-ability group lmao

[@drats1009]

00:30 I was obligated to watch Never gonna give you up" before continuing with the video

[@kieran8792]

5:33 the fact that 2 of my cats ACTUALLY came from the side of the road and the third one we only got because he was the last one left at a pets mart and we felt bad

[@rorozoro_]

1:16 this had me dead 💀

[@pandamilkshake]

0:18 You could just...you know...tell her. "Hey, babe. I only got a 50 so...I'm sorry, I can't afford that." and see what happens. She calls you out, you take it in, eat, excuse yourself to the bathroom and leave, leaving her with the bill.

[@Claybo]

The dude thinking that a 50% off sticker makes the price change magically...

[@jeremyevans9629]

Many times the discount is applied at checkout. It's normally for food near the end of shelf life.

[@Claybo]

@@jeremyevans9629 I'm a butcher. I do this shit daily, anything with a reduced price is reflected on the tag, because people would try to throw X% off tags on everything. The cashier doesn't do math to change the sticker price at checkout.

[@kenzij]

I mean clearly it does or he wouldn't continue doing it.

[@Claybo]

@@kenzij or he doesn't look at the receipt and he thinks it works, because he's dumb.

[@kenzij]

@@Claybo I highly doubt that someone who is essentially committing theft, is doing anything but paying seriously close attention to the item in question.

[@monstermash7681]

The sisters evil laugh was everything

[@fakudan]

RANGEe ROVER gave me my will to live back

[@squeakydoorhinge.mp3]

I love her voice in the last one 😂 her accent is great lmao

[@Just8032]

9:10 He's so cute 🥺

[@F4T4LFUS1ON]

At 8:21 when I heard that first ding, I thought something else was gonna play 😂

[@LG-jb9zs]

4:13 that was funny tho

[@CheeZyNutZ]

The aunt Jemima one I respect heavily