Tik toks that only British schoolers will understand

[@sksksksksksk9300]

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[@devdev11999]

my comment was a joke im actually in year 9

[@chivalrousdipstick5675]

3:14 I can relate to the rain, dirty AF tile ceilings and the big blue chairs. I’m in year 9 and I see these all the time but sometimes the chairs are grey. I can relate to the PE teacher being a nonce I have a PE teacher that everyone calls (Johno Johnno ? I don’t know how to say it) and I have the terrific luck of having him as my teacher and in the changing rooms he will randomly walk in, look at everyone down there and say something and leave, all the time. Sorry, this turned into a bit of a life story but there you go

[@ItzCTG]

i can relate and im irish not british

[@OlwenRichards]

sksksksksksk The damn school corridors being chaotic and year sevens no moving out the way. We literally stopped for 2 minutes. Right two year nine classes tried to get from history to geography (which is ten metres away) and year seven just stand in the middle in the way causing the entire place to go crazy. They are also the reason my school banned phones. Like I hate year 7.

[@donnarussell1697]

What's your intro song called?

[@SuperRafiki14]

The horrible histories kings and queens is literally a thing, it’s an icon

[@sksksksksksk9300]

How my kids will learn history

[@erinphillips5299]

I know the whole thing of be heart 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@orangeflavourjelly1118]

can't believe they made kings and queens from HH into a real thing

[@imbiork]

I'm the smart kid that learns everything through documentaries and medical journal entries(That's the only reason I'm good at history). Fun fact:In the past,they used test for pregnancy by injecting female frogs with female urine;if the frog ovulated the woman was pregnant. Fun fact: HIV was originally transmitted through a faulty polio vaccine because it contained Monkey DNA .You can also get it if you eat monkeys.

[@sarahw6091]

then 3 more henrys join our song

[@forg6279]

You know you’re British when you open your blinds in the morning and the lighting doesn’t change.

[@sksksksksksk9300]

😂😂😂😂 happened to me this morning

[@FknRaccoon]

So true

[@britishblackgirl9432]

Or you wake up thinking it's still night

[@freshtaamiri6979]

Happens to me every day

[@user30495]

well true

[@racheljijiji4830]

Is it just me or do Year 7’s get smaller each year? Edit: I saw a Year 7 twice my size. WHAT ARE THEIR PARENTS FEEDING THEM-

[@sksksksksksk9300]

So tru either super small or extra large

[@darthvader5514]

Naa. We just get bigger.

[@roseannepark1346]

omg i luv ur pfp and yh i agree

[@isalsaurusthelemon6512]

They do

[@momoisapeach]

We clearly haven't met then

[@shiftyshinings1273]

Year 11s: *start fighting on the field* Rest of the school: 📱📱📱📷📹📸🎥

[@winterbear2942]

Ye like the whole school just crowds arounds them 😂

[@Rinako_Broken]

Winter Bear Fucking hell- that reminded me of the fight on thursday

[@MissMayEK]

I want my year 11 sister get in a fight and ppl to record so I say AYE THATS MY SISTER 😭😭😂😂😂

[@lucretia1709]

Dude some kids just had one walking home and i ran away cuz i aint getting invlolved

[@sugawara5576]

_Harry_Johnson_ this is true

[@taya8640]

Science isn’t a lesson it’s a game of who can stay in the room the longes without getting sent out

[@person6983]

Confirmed.

[@TyrannicalGecko]

Yeah pretty much

[@emigothgacha8394]

Lol I can relate and I'm only in year 7 😂

[@sarahdanogwah7909]

that's like my class and maths lmao

[@katiesanders742]

Yes just yaaas

[@zy_dares14]

''THERE'S A SCRAP'' Everyone: *starts sprinting*

[@onceupxn]

And, then, there's me and my friends (going Into year 9) who, still, stand at the bottom of the stairs and say, "Here we go, again..." 😂

[@his.gf.]

Me every time: *ah shit here we go again*

[@katherine6130]

*it's the best feeling when you're sat outside with your mates and suddenly you see a swarm of people running and you instantly know that it's a scrap*

[@techcrazycrazy7216]

So tru

[@dids3384]

i’ve literally just finished year 11 and these tiktoks are *ALREADY* filling me with a sense of dread and giving me PTSD

[@kiara_nights8857]

Lol

[@kyliefaulkner1979]

Lucky I’m going into fucking year 10 💀😂

[@rummanahlaly5012]

@@kyliefaulkner1979 same

[@GrepidYT]

Same here buddy, just started College but oh my god I cannot stop laughing at this XD They're all so true

[@mossathenium_time2513]

i’ve just started;-;

[@nelliesnose5648]

• Kids smoking weed on the field: whatever • Bringing knives to school: doesn’t matter • Stress and depression because of exam pressure: oh well • You don’t remember your target grade: ISOLATION THEN DEATH SENTENCE

[@tashfish]

Why is this so true 😂

[@batsy2488]

nellie’s nose COULD NOT BE MORE TRUE

[@mikhailgorbachev7851]

It's true cus ofsted might ask and apparently it looks good if u know it

[@nelliesnose5648]

hasaan choudhry It’s not as important as kids getting stabbed to death outside the school because the school doesn’t care about people bringing in knives 😬

[@mikhailgorbachev7851]

@@nelliesnose5648 I know fellow survivor

[@lvrkoo]

just me who lowkey hates school but really misses it because of quarantine 😔

[@lvrkoo]

Amethyst 7575 me too aha

[@shreyc1]

Amethyst 7575 same lol

[@lvrkoo]

Maimouna Sow yeah i picked photography and i kinda regret it

[@samneet]

im going into yr9 and still dont know what im gonna pick for my gcse's. i really dont wanna go back shsbsis

[@timstarkey3692]

@@samneet oof same I picked French, history and art

[@realitycheck2158]

half of school to year 7’s: SHHH stop swearing the little ones are coming past the other half: OI YOU THINK YOURE HARD DONT YOU WELL YOURE BLOODY NOT

[@katetaylor6169]

In my school the year 7s swear they most 😅 probs

[@ArianaZ6]

Ikrr 😂

[@blackpinkfan-xb5xu]

Exactly

[@chloegrace4998]

The user sevens swear loadssss to be “cool”

[@realitycheck2158]

@@chloegrace4998 i knowww its stupid

[@DockerBootLaces]

They forgot the year 13s drinking energy drinks that smell like battery acid mixed with chemicals and sugar and stressing out then their hands shaking during mocks

[@rosewater2084]

Year 13s

[@ash4d]

sixth formers? lmao

[@lifesdepressing7467]

Wait year 13s are sixth formers

[@ash4d]

@@lifesdepressing7467 year 12s and 13s are sixth formers yeah

[@Missredhot2003]

My school goes up to year 11

[@axelistar426]

IT'S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US

[@sksksksksksk9300]

AYYYYYY

[@katie13_]

As soon as I saw this comment that clip played illuminati confirmed

[@adri_4084]

ELITEGHOST 1311 what samee

[@jihanhamza4466]

So true

[@ky_c1]

ITS A HARD NOCK LIFE FOR US

[@ashiscool123]

The y7 and y10 thing is basically the lunch line summarised 😂 Also horrible histories is actually my childhood I even have the books for it still

[@ameliamomont2916]

Anisa Elizabeth Dosti omg i also have all the books 😂 it’s just a British thing 🤣

[@ashiscool123]

@@ameliamomont2916 It really is 🤣

[@laurendenatale]

you always know when someone is british when they use the word still at the end of a sentence

[@yuni_strawberi]

Anisa Elizabeth Dosti IKR IM WHEEZING

[@huttonberries768]

Lol we don’t have yr 7s at our school as it starts at 3rd form

[@jackofalltrades6718]

The school system in the UK, for all my American viewing friends ♥ 1. A student has claimed multiple bullying incidents. Response - Not really my problem, kiddo. 2. A student has been caught smoking on the tennis courts. Response - Well, you shouldn't really be doing that... guess we'll give you a warning this time? 3. Students have been caught having s*x in the bathrooms. Response - Well, kids, as long as you know about protection, it's consensual, and you're not doing it in lesson time. 4. A student has been missing lessons. Response - I'll let you off this time, but I'll have to call your parents next time. 6. A student has claimed to be suffering from depression and stress due to the extreme testing at the end of each month. Response - LMAO no, if you'd studied you would've done better on the test. Now, you might be thinking, damn English school be chill. And it is, unless you commit these heinous acts. - Wear 'heavy' makeup - Wear nail polish/acrylics - Forget homework - Wear your own footwear - God forbid, forget your blazer - Arrive to lesson a second late - Bring 'unhealthy, non nutritious' snacks into school - Bring energy drinks into school - Wear piercings anywhere other than small ear studs in the lobe You do this, you get either sent home for the day, suspended for a week, or put in isolation (still in school, but in a cubicle in a separate room for the rest of the day/week being let out at separate times to get lunch so you are unable to see friends all day). PRIORITIES, AM I RIGHT?!?! English friends, feel free to drop in the comments your stories on the ludicrous school system as a testimony to our American viewers.

[@momoisapeach]

In our school if you forget your lanyard they don't let you get lunch -_-

[@kt-ej3os]

We aren't even allowed studs🙄

[@frosty_teacup]

All of this was true for me except my school called the police when they caught a few people having a smoke in the bathrooms 💀💀

[@broseidon1658]

I swear, if I get a pencil thrown at me one more time I’m going to pick up a table and beat them to death with it.

[@batsy2488]

Not only America It’s all around the world

[@Ziggywooo]

Is it just me or does anyone else get excited when theres a fight/beef? 😂

[@Kuxsyo]

Me as well 😂

[@eggssixthreeohoh]

Tooshle me to

[@afilleduptaco]

Tooshle half of our fucking school goes like “OO WHATS THIS” whenever there’s beef

[@Ziggywooo]

Obese Taco ikr 😂

[@snap.4836]

Tash there’s at least 3 fights a day at my skil😂and the whole skil follows so it’s a bit obvs but the skil dnt care also like if u hate S1’s,year 7s what ever u call the wee fannys

[@Gojosupperhallf]

Americans view in British schools: stuck up poshies British school irl: this. This mess.

[@scarlett-stone6110]

😂😂

[@DucksAreCool_AF]

3:42 me after lesson leaving before miss tells me to but after the bell

[@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63]

My school is worse

[@salhaabdulrahman2219]

Truuu

[@ivettseres4468]

Were not posh were wild

[@TheRealTrueDizzy]

Didn’t know everyone else had Radnors

[@sourcherrii1604]

Same lmao

[@rigidjellyfish]

We get pins so we stab them and attack people

[@najiakhan154]

Same

[@villaprincess1]

Every British school has Radnor drinks I swear

[@el2oo7]

Same xD

[@loliwinxedits6095]

American kids be like: But I caN ReLaTE to tHis T0o

[@blinktwice4541]

Lmao I'm Irish and I can 100% relate to this

[@farhiyamohamed___]

shannon ikr

[@qo4914]

ugh here the foreigners come 🙄

[@aoibhinmaguire7795]

blinktwice same 🙃

[@chartreusemoon]

@@blinktwice4541 I'm a crossbreed of Irish and British

[@dioralapaj3261]

The Horrible Histories one was ... AccuRAT

[@dioralapaj3261]

Ahhh u replied xd

[@CrowbarWoman]

One hundred percent, accurat!

[@thatgirlontheinternet559]

THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT I'VE FOUND IN MY LIFE

[@person6983]

thank you

[@clara.212]

This is all 100% accurat!

[@abisangels]

Honestly tho some of the girls foundation is so horribly blended they look like flashback mary

[@smsmsmsmsmsm]

They literally find the darkest shade they can find and call it a “tan” and then make the area round their cheekbones bright white like that’s just not what humans are supposed to look like get a grip tf

[@georgialilyyy7488]

Teddy Lover I’ve just uploaded one of these xx💗you should go check it out

[@charliewarly2179]

I swear all the girls in my school are either depressed or have a new Boyfriend literally every week

[@crooked_mermaid]

or shout all the time

[@batsy2488]

charlie warly hahahaha I’m neither

[@cottonii_]

or are vsco girls-

[@kekodemoner6915]

I’m looking at you Jasmin

[@Mor1moo]

And then that one gay weeb that nobody likes Me. I’m talking about me. ..

[@oceandemon8930]

Year 7s watching these like 👁👄👁 “why they hating on us”

[@exxwhy1645]

Ocean Demon then when they in year 8 and year 9 they understand 😳😚

[@Alexxx3]

Im year 7

[@KHDThisaintit]

Alexxx :3 haha lol enjoy

[@mirela1894]

I am too but im twice the size of the year 10's so they don't talk shit about me. Also, I'm in a world class secondary school and they cover uo amy form of bullying reported outside of school.

[@ChuusFavWife]

It's what I'm thinking....I'm scared now

[@masaiandjupiter5372]

My school in a nutshell: Bullying: oh well Smoking: meh Fighting: what the hell happened Not wearin ur blazer:detention Chewing gum:EXUSE ME

[@lay_laa24]

My school Bullying: eh Smoking: suspended Fighting: in school one week suspension Chewing gum: in school one week suspension Not wearing blazer : hour long detention Talking in corridors : half an hour detention

[@JosieBean.]

Facts😂

[@sxgarr2596]

My school: Bullying: oh well Smoking: meh Fighting: what the hell happened and doesn't do anything Forgetting a part of ur uniform: warnings and after school detention Chewing gum: eXcUsE mE tHaTs MoRe ThAn A wArNiNg

[@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63]

INNIH LIKE BRUH

[@yourmum1963]

I didn't have a blazer on cuz it was summer I got in trouble and the teacher waited beside my chair until I put it on

[@jinan43]

okay but why do all year 8s act like big mans. like ever since forever they’ve been acting like they’re hard😭

[@engagingathena9965]

Jinan ikr it’s embarrassing

[@fantastickstudios8128]

I'm in year 8 and I can say this is very true, but i'm not one of them though :/

[@engagingathena9965]

Fantastick Studios same

[@needlebfdia]

ikr i mean im in yr10 and theese year 8s though

[@RedBanana_]

Jinan I’m currently year 8, it’s been rough.. some kid walked up to me and started stroking me, another kid leaned out a third floor window to say hi to me.. I’m an autistic introvert OKAY!

[@amyramirezbeltran373]

Teacher: " You're gonna fail your gcse" Next day: " I want the best for you guys" smh🤦

[@vampirelibrarian777]

My french teacher literally keeps screaming at this one guy how he’s not even going to get a U at this rate and then turns around and calls him a grade 5 student (we’re a foundation set) whenever he reads a fucking word like I know him?? He’s actually nice?? And he says that it’s just confusing and tbh I can’t blame him Although she the same one that once screamed at a completely separate guy for laughing? cause whatever joke he was telling was OBVIOUSLY about her? and she wanted him to tell it in front of the class and we lost like ten minutes of the lesson lmao. Turns out it WASNT about her but he didn’t want to say it out loud cause it was dick joke

[@Embertuft]

69 likes what do I do

[@David-fc3mg]

“It doesn’t matter to me what grade you get” “ i still get paid”

[@broseidon1658]

And teachers treat high-achieving students like royalty.

[@maiya5560]

As someone who is going to be a year 7 this September, I deeply apologise for the year 7s that are gonna act like they're at the top

[@mrshoran2201]

i started yesterday! and yes, we do apologise for those types of yr7s

[@ArianaZ6]

When i was in year 7 i hated my year group so much 😂

[@scarlett-stone6110]

I'm going to yr8 but I feel like none of my classmates are gonna change😓

[@heyhoes9419]

Yes we all as a group apologize for those idiots 😗

[@Xizra]

I hated my year group in year 7 and I still do now.

[@hollyy6149]

fOR tHosE oF YoU thAT DoN't KNoW fRench: "Je vais aller au cinema avec mes amis" means "I am going to go to the cinema with my friends"

[@lesley_yeahhh]

Holly Jones The memoriesss

[@pleasestopmelovingmyself8410]

Yesss

[@rickr0113d]

Holly Jones I do spanish instead. Voy a ir al cine con mis amigos

[@plebwood2333]

Welp over here I do Spanish and French, I suck at both-

[@iamalia.2085]

Apperantly to my french teacher learning French will hel me become a doctor.Never mind ,I don't wanna become a doctor because of covid.

[@foodbangs]

istg the last one is so accurate

[@sksksksksksk9300]

Over time they come to hate you

[@pineapplejuice4782]

You can kinda see it throughout the years too tbh

[@olivia6485]

Nah year 11 is the year where you actually become friends with ur teachers. It should be year 9/10

[@annawarren5217]

@@olivia6485 yeah our teachers are rarely arsey with 11

[@abidickinson7652]

cant wait for year 11 next year me

[@Teechoppa]

3:52 “Roadman” they went and found the only black guy in there school

[@sksksksksksk9300]

😂😂😂😂

[@samiira24]

literally cringed so hard at that

[@moneybxndz161]

༄grass ..?

[@based7900]

༄grass saying “hood” in Britain is just cringe mate if anything the nearest thing to hoods we have is council estates, and it’s not like there is always shootouts on the estate is it 😂😂

[@takemycoints]

TegzBitch Thats what I’m saying ❤️

[@G3ff1891]

“My nan’s goldfish’s cousin’s brother’s teacher died nrs😭😭” pfttt

[@charlottemelissa]

I related to the Horrible Histories one on such a personal level

[@kingofcheese1014]

Me too

[@shineesback3995]

same

[@mollylovesmads]

I did too

[@janetmissjacksonifyourenas2904]

i still remember the theme tune

[@Octocide]

Same tho

[@1ksubswithnovideoschalleng52]

Me:puts hands under desk *thinks it’s blu tack and pulls it and plays with it* *after class* Me: looks at the gum Me: DISGUSTANG

[@sola0690]

OMG Ikr

[@kyliefaulkner1979]

Nah I never put my legs of hands anywhere near the tables 🤮

[@scarlett-stone6110]

😂😂😭

[@nctzen3294]

The tried to ban Gum in my school but you still see or feel gum under the table 😂👌

[@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63]

If I touch anything stuck onto the underside of the table I scream cos I naturally think it’s gum some nasty cunt put

[@yungblj5377]

Going from year 6 to seven is like prestigeing. On the last day you're alive you get prestige master but then you die and are reborn a recruit

[@blayza3937]

some guy who skipped his detentions for a whole week: whatcha in for me who just got a skinfade:

[@TheDelicateDesigner06]

As a British, I can confirm these claims. Especially the personality traits and what are ONLY in our schools

[@lisoliveira2970]

True

[@heyhoes9419]

_peridot boo_

[@lilyrose7678]

3:09 ur school still has ceilings? The panels in ours all fell out years ago 😂

[@imbatman1917]

In my english class our ceiling literally had a huge wasps nest inside and the school didn't bother to fix it

[@stephgomis8969]

Water dripped in my friends bottle

[@engagingathena9965]

Lily Rose true

[@forestrt1632]

Same english is being knock down

[@ghazalbibi1927]

My school can't even afford glue sticks

[@mrkirbstomp7326]

The woodwork teacher being a creep is relatable..

[@abi_2626]

Ikr

[@caitlin3056]

Yes! Always the woodwork!

[@andioop-4310]

Surprisingly in our school it’s the P.E teacher and the music teacher

[@Mor1moo]

At my school it’s the computing teacher

[@tarlisa6277]

George Kirby in my school it’s a music and an English teacher :”)

[@kanebramley0756]

Year 7s- go into year 8 Them : thinking their big man's OMMMG THESE YEAR 7S ARE SO ANNOYING Like you where just like them last year😑😂

[@dismemberedbobcat]

i am a year seven and i hate it because i do nothing wrong yet everyone above my year hates me.

[@killme1948]

I'm yr 8 and we arnt like that we help year 7 do homework if they don't know how so

[@killme1948]

And the year 7s can be annoying they are so bratty and that's why year 8s hate them k

[@joelangley6196]

uraraka ochako The year 8s are literally the same.

[@killme1948]

@@joelangley6196 not in every school

[@sealbvn]

year 7s running around the school grounds like they're in junior school still 😶 pisses me right off

[@skye5057]

I'm in year 7 and noone in my yr 7 has ran on the school grounds. if they're outside they literally sit down and relax or catch up with friends .-.

[@sealbvn]

@@skye5057 Most year 7s run around like absolute fucking lunatics; Even if the ones in your school aren't like that, most of them are in other schools. Hence why everyone hates year 7s :)

[@skye5057]

@@sealbvn I've actually went to alot of secondary schools on trips and seen lots of year sevens walking, not running.

[@sealbvn]

@@skye5057 You tryin to fight against my point Literally just makes the fact y'all are annoying even stronger my dude. 走开 (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

[@kyliefaulkner1979]

Yeah all the year 7s run to lessons I just bully them 😂

[@Ellie-Mae_1807]

Me a year 8: walks to the canteen Year 7’s: big as army of year 7s running to the canteen taking all the food

[@nojams8671]

I’m year 10 and I just push them out the way

[@Ellie-Mae_1807]

Layla Brooke XD

[@nojams8671]

It’s fun

[@dx_ream9277]

_Kaitlyn Lily_ I’m year 7 and I find that stupidly hilarious.

[@nojams8671]

Cooler Man 😂

[@haribosarehalal1933]

Okay why are you so underrated

[@sksksksksksk9300]

*sheds tear it b like that sometimes But thank u so much for watching xx

[@Yato_011]

It’s KZbin

[@bigbyrome]

Cos Britain’s tiny

[@Baehobie]

Omg your nameeee, but the gelatin haribos aren't halal tho 😢😣

[@-no5tf]

@@Baehobieayee hobiiii

[@helloimarabbit4083]

That moment when you watch a movie in class and don't need to take notes.

[@sksksksksksk9300]

Ooh that shit be hitting differently

[@gracie_1503]

My history teacher said we were gonna watch a movie and she said if anyone comes in act as if you’re taking notes badass teacher

[@amberley8541]

Can’t believe I’m actually saying this but I miss it to bits

[@lewisnorth1188]

Same, I'd probably hate it again after two weeks though

[@loriii5193]

sup fellow killjoy

[@molchat139]

Lmao the mcr fans gathering here

[@rachellowe8424]

that last one hit different like never seen anything so true

[@familyfizzfanedits]

Rachel Lowe ikr all the way

[@elisew1528]

S1: try to act hard S2: try nd act like they run the school S3: starting to mature but still act stupid S4: rlly nice sometimes but r tired from exams nd r waiting to leave school S5: pick on the S1’s S: rlly mature nd rlly nice but r stressed out abt exams

[@trueapeman4192]

What is a s

[@elisew1528]

baconghostjack 1 first year haha it stands for secondary but we say S1 or first year

[@exaucengalu3011]

bro are you scottish cuz im in scotland and we use s before the year

[@deadchannel9911]

I still have the whole series of horrible histories....

[@sksksksksksk9300]

Yeeeess

[@زهراء-ظ8ط6غ]

It`s on Netflix.

[@kurtislaufeyson396]

YOU ARE A GOD

[@generalshaun3282]

its on Iplayer

[@kingofcheese1014]

Me too

[@whoisbae2trappy251]

In my school we literally aren’t allowed piercings or badges or folded sleeves or skirts etc Because we got rated outstanding from special measures they’ve been super strict

[@kiara_nights8857]

Same

[@mrshoran2201]

in my school, we arent allowed earrings (not even studs), white socks, brightly coloured backpacks, brightly coloured coats, foldable rulers bc people kept breaking them, we are not allowed any makeup or nail polish/fake nails and no chewing gum.

[@rummanahlaly5012]

Ik lol me with my 5 piercings like doing all sorts of hairstyles try a hide it lmao

[@emmytheidiot5802]

My school got an outrageous score and they are even stricter, like no you literally got that score because you are horrible to the kids.

[@davidjohngohar5215]

5:42 As a GCSE fine art student doing maths, English, triple science, psychology and music at the same time,,, relatable

[@sksksksksksk9300]

I can barley do maths at foundation level jisus

[@exoticeditz8863]

Wait how does your school do physcology for gcse? I thought that was an A level course... oh well

[@davidjohngohar5215]

ExoticEditz it is A level but edexel do a GCSE one too so our school does it

[@ririboo6789]

Oooo boy! alevels will slap you so hard your intestines will come out your ears 😰

[@lauren.3]

Lolol i did english maths triple science fine art design technology german and geography at gcse (all higher tier because my school forces us to do higher) now im doing fine art geography biology and AS maths for alevel. So far its not too bad but we’ll see what happens in year 13

[@infiresman8800]

05:11- LMAO That has happened to me many times! I’m British and just clicked on this right away! 😂

[@hoppyfrig3346]

Why is this the only accurate one I’ve seen? Also, can someone who is American tell me why you guys are so obsessed with our British accents please-

[@ida1718]

Majestyy _ Mood

[@crystalmethany3245]

Im american and im not obsessed. I honestly dont understand it either

[@sillysallypls9083]

im british and i love a good american accent 😂

[@stanloona3393]

Because you guys sound pretty ;-;

[@Nomberoneukifan]

just cause its funny ig lol or fun to do

[@quirkyduck786]

Me: opens chewing gum packet Everyone in my class: 👀👀 Me: 👁️👄👁️

[@joshellis7460]

Miraculous Luver tru tho

[@UwU-yd4vc]

Every single time.

[@oreomilkshake9647]

omg- yes but i actually hate when idiots put them under desks its so god damn annoying

[@meropiide]

nonce teachers: ok drug dealing: sure weapons: cool fights: awesome depressed kids: epic taking your blazer off for 2 seconds: stop. youve violated the law.

[@joshellis7460]

kace simons very tru

[@spillingthetae5389]

3:17 couldn’t have possibly been british.. just look at the sky

[@simplyawful543]

😂😂😂 I mean you ain't wrong

[@batsy2488]

Spilling the Tae hahahahahah

[@miacockings6886]

the people in the 3rd vid go to my school they are absolutely crazy😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[@sksksksksksk9300]

Least now they’re tik tok famous crazy

[@miacockings6886]

sksksksksksk i commented on the tik tok vid it was in a youtube vid and he asked what’s it called so he’ll watch it later x

[@kaiserwaffen6818]

Shut the fuck up u slag

[@boggsthedog3725]

K6 x Ghosty aha my guy

[@hobihobi1271]

The last tiktok was the opposite for me, yeah 7s are reminded “YouRe nOt iN pRimArY ScHooL aNymOre” and us year 11s were basically every teacher’s favorites

[@heyhoes9419]

In my school its the other way too lol. Y11s get praised im not even joking 😥

[@hobihobi1271]

h e y h o e s yep we got praised for just coming to school.

[@heyhoes9419]

@@hobihobi1271 im y7 and got a detention for my top button-

[@hobihobi1271]

h e y h o e s everything is stricter in y7. Don’t worry it will tone down quickly, teachers stop caring as much when you get into y9

[@heyhoes9419]

@@hobihobi1271 lol mk

[@shrek7964]

0:40 nah it’s more like “anyone gunna be at maccies after school?? xx”

[@kob6912]

>Me writing my Spanish GCSE listening answers >Also me: “Mi familia y yo fuimos al acuario por que me gusta los pezes”

[@sksksksksksk9300]

**laughs in French

[@tylero5317]

Is it bad I understood all of that sentence but I still dont know how to ask how are you

[@con_ant6032]

i usually wrote ‘voy a ir al cine con mis amigos’

[@picklequeen9795]

@@con_ant6032 we all did.

[@squizaaard]

@@con_ant6032 all 4 of the speaking exam answers

[@user30495]

it’s sad when you live in manchester and all of tiktok be like "iM a MaNcHeStEr GaL dOnT hAtE mE" and everyone dresses like chavs and you know it’s true because everywhere you look there’s at least 4-10 chavs on the streets or in shops :(

[@xbbychanx5246]

I live in Manchester and I can confirm what you’re saying is true :(

[@samueldemaine6854]

Yeah I'm from Manchester too, I did go to an all boys school and now I have quit I miss it but I don't at the same time. Teachers didn't give a shit what you did it was great, some kid got smacked so hard the entire lunch room went quiet

[@hannahjones5927]

I live in Manchester and i can also confirm this 😕

[@leftythebear6646]

the chav species mostly converse around corner shops with their phones and lucozades.

[@freezycow89]

So damn happy I’m now part of the year 11s XD realising my journey through the school has all been worth it and insanely accurate to these

[@sksksksksksk9300]

Just wait till you go through that journey again in college and uni

[@ACC_CLIPZ]

@@sksksksksksk9300 but there’s no pe unless u wanna do it (but i’m gonna do game development.)

[@thatgirlontheinternet559]

Anyone remember CBBC and cbeebies if you do your a true British chap

[@zahragule]

When the year 7s scream when the bell goes off -_-

[@zali290778]

It's so jarring hearing them scream at the top of their lungs

[@zahragule]

@@zali290778 ikr- the memories- _shivers_

[@galaxyrobloxian998]

My sister has to move secondary schools because she got detentions for stupid reasons

[@galaxyrobloxian998]

I mean had not has

[@galaxyrobloxian998]

@Itz Nuhii She got detention for not having 3 highlighter pens, she didn't even need 1 for her whole time at that school

[@galaxyrobloxian998]

@Itz NuhiiHi, this is the older sister. Yeah, it was really dumb but my 2nd school was a lot better and my younger sister's going there in September

[@galaxyrobloxian998]

@Itz Nuhii This is the older sister (again), I'm six years older and then we have a younger brother who is seven years younger than me

[@sh4k4r4_]

Galaxy Robloxian in my old skl ppl were selling fireworks, selling and smoking weed, and all this but ii got permed for having weed on me and ii wasnt even selling or smoking it was just in my bag

[@adamyaseen4954]

Nothing worse than there being no glue sticks, i mean i swear the classrooms have literally no glue sticks!!

[@juraharkness6305]

I remember when I was in year 7 my school had a glue stick crises. Most of the time there was only one and we had to pass it round 30 people. We didn't get more untill Ofsted came.

[@adamyaseen4954]

Cara Harkness lol Ofsted dont get me started

[@broseidon1658]

Everyone steals the glues from the classrooms in my school.

[@snakefoolery2177]

@@adamyaseen4954 Mate my school joined an academy and changed its fucking name because of ofsted like it was one of the worst schools ever and its still fucking shite

[@jamesBFC1887]

"Its cross country" Everyone: *snail* "FIGHT!!* Everyone: *usain bolt*

[@gracieg7055]

i understood nothing but enjoyed everything (i’m american :-/)

[@sksksksksksk9300]

Thank youuu xx

[@woopslynx]

Year 8s getting their sweaty palms ready to beat the da shite outta ya

[@mjbarctic4205]

@@woopslynx just give em a little punt down the hall

[@woopslynx]

Aye sir

[@stefanor.6220]

Do ur schools get shot slot or nah

[@kimberley1692]

3:18 why’d I think that was a body 😭😭

[@darciedance7019]

British schoolers are fun and never a boring moment

[@lexikim6673]

Darcie dance sureeeee.....

[@mvdnighxt1172]

Suuuure. It’s soooo much fun stressing over ur mock timetable

[@user-vp6cq4sv3d]

I went to two different secondaries. First one was fine but the second one I went to I was year 9 and everything went to bugger.

[@electric3760]

Of course there are boring moments: teachers

[@kuuii123_]

Suuuure sooo fuun

[@samii7392]

7:38 Year 6s go to school disco Me:I went to a disco when I was in year 4

[@mrchunk07]

We had one every year 😅

[@immstarry7175]

NostalgicNothing Sammeee

[@thesquidsisters]

@@mrchunk07 samee

[@ami-qp5ts]

Every year for us

[@ArianaZ6]

Lmao every year 7(i never went to one) goes to the secondary school disco because they have one every year and when they go to year 8+ they dont go 😂

[@elliewhite2088]

Ahhh a new oneeee. Literally so relatable🤦‍♀️

[@sksksksksksk9300]

Thank youuuu xx

[@elliewhite2088]

sksksksksksk welcomeeeee xx

[@soobinstrash7749]

"Starts singing the song" Me: Tiktok: Me: WILLIAM, *-HENRY-* WILLIAM*, HENRY, STEPHEN, HENRY, RICHARD, JOHN *OI* HENRY, ED, ED, ED, RICH 2 THEN 3 MORE HENRYS JOIN OUR SONG EDWARD, EDWARD, RICH THE 3RD, HENRY, HENRY ED AGAIN! MARY ONE! OOP QUEEN LIZ, JIMMY, CHARLES AND CHARLES AGAIN! JIM, WILL, MARY, ANNE, GLORIA, GEORGE, GEORGE, GEORGE, GEORGE, WILL, VICTORIA! EDWARD, GEORGE, EDWARD, GEORGE 6 THEN QUEEN LIZ 2 COMPLETES, THE MIIIIIIIXXXXXX! I'm not sorry

[@Urmomisdele]

Same tho

[@soobinstrash7749]

@Prof. Moriarty oh thanks lol I felt something was off I'm too dumb to notice 🤠

[@haroldinho9930]

I have literally the most important test until a levels and GCSEs Tomorrow

[@sksksksksksk9300]

Ooof good luck

[@elosiaaax4156]

how did it go?

[@haroldinho9930]

- Violet fine,don’t get ma results until 2020

[@haroldinho9930]

yxx No,it’s a Northern Ireland thing btw I got an A

[@maddison5154]

3:53 That is not a roadman, that is the schools token and he let them use him as a prop 🙈🙈🙈

[@wingsahalo_sings2105]

Does any other school have that trip at the end of year 5 where you go see your local secondary school? A teacher that was there told us that one of the detention punishments was to scrape gum from under the desks, um, ew. I'm in y6 btw

[@snakefoolery2177]

why am i not surprised

[@KatsukiBakugo-uc8fh]

Yep

[@silent935]

Its one of the punishments for us in history one of the history teachers does

[@leylaqone4383]

I'm in yr6 too too and im going to an an all girls school

[@silent935]

Normally for us we just sit there and wait till its over, they might let us read a book though

[@Ziggywooo]

Only people who have stuck chewing gum under a desk can like this 😂😂

[@salsabeelejaz7142]

I hate it when ppl stick chewing gum in the table. U won't die walking to the bin! Chewing gum is banned in my school coz of that.

[@amnan2908]

Salsabeel Ejaz chill bro

[@batsy2488]

Tooshle why would u do that Satan child

[@salsabeelejaz7142]

@@amnan2908 , sorry that's not in my vocabulary!

[@amnan2908]

Salsabeel Ejaz ngl u use vocabulary at the wrong time, saying “that’s not in my vocabulary” whilst I’m saying chill isn’t it😬😑😬

[@mangoliys]

I just realised these are mostly gonna be abt y7 being annoying *I’m a y7 dw I’m not a try hard chav*

[@swishyswampy489]

Year 7 kids are just losers. Teachers tell us year 9 kids to be role models but you lot need to call down

[@dismemberedbobcat]

i’m year seven. i’m dead inside.

[@person6983]

As the "chill year 7" according to most my older friends. I have high doubts about that.

[@tomryan3408]

@@dismemberedbobcat wow edgy

[@nojams8671]

It is just a stereotype but I’m year 10 and I see a lot of year 7 chavs

[@yyuu4201]

I can relate to the Radnor drinks at a spiritual level.

[@sourcherrii1604]

Never had one but there are ppl in my form poking holes in them with compasses 😐

[@vavorleak4765]

I'm almost in year 8 and I think the rest of my classmates hate me because I am star student in history yet when they ask for help and I point out the simple fact that if they listened instead of talked they would have known that Emily Pankhurst was in fact a short woman and not a giraffe

[@strange5258]

Yeah man, they probably hate you. They want answers, if you point out they should've listened? They definitely hate you inside.

[@scarlett-stone6110]

Happened in my class loads of times.

[@heyhoes9419]

It aint that deep lol just do ur work and leave

[@leftythebear6646]

wait, she's not a giraffe?

[@ashm0102]

Yeh I’m in year 8 and I have no friends cause I was forced to go to a girl school and people think I’m a sad, sarcastic lesbian who plays rough. And all people talk about is tik tok and I just can’t stand it.

[@israhussien6874]

REALITY: year 7's: 99.9% of them minding their own business Year 8's:OMG YEAR 7'S ARE SO ANNOYING year 9's: mostly minding their own business in school crazy on buses year 10's: depresssed year 11's :dealing

[@mile._ot]

I think yr8 and 9 should swap but that's my opinion in my school

[@oreomilkshake9647]

in my school most of the year 7's are pricks and always try to look under year 10 girls skirts. Since I normally hang around a lot of girls I normally push them away from the boys.

[@kingawozniak4367]

2:25 this is so relatable it's sad

[@shawnaleestewart7851]

Who's RE lessons often turned into biology lessons when learning about mary 😂

[@xanthe4906]

i’m fed up of everyone having the same childhood as me lol

[@sksksksksksk9300]

😂😂😂 most british thing

[@carmenbettscosgrove8411]

The 359 people who disliked were americans

[@samanthaross7521]

I can accurately say (from experience) that the year 7's are another species

[@hamidamahmood7742]

Me when I was in year 7 walking past the year 9s to year 11s: (them whispering) oh my God they're so tiny

[@kaylaplays4141]

OMG I’m so early I’m the 2nd comment

[@sksksksksksk9300]

Ayyyy thank you xx

[@lilfrontgarden]

Omg no one gives a fuck

[@ryunniesoriginal]

@cher_ie xo*_l o l_*

[@derekconwaygd]

the classic british schools one is so true but its slightly less toned down since im a grammar school prep (even though its still populated with roadmen)

[@mkosmani1239]

Which grammar school

[@derekconwaygd]

not leaking my actual school but its in lancashire which is either peak roadman or peak northern pret

[@mkosmani1239]

im not a pedo tell me

[@derekconwaygd]

Sure why not, BRGS

[@Jess-mq8gs]

Same here but in the south 😂

[@ishanigautam8702]

lmao when ur american and educating urself on british culture, beyond stanning one direction

[@ashfeatherartz]

Me, an american schooler: I'm gonna watch this anyways me later: I understand NOTHING :DD

[@exxwhy1645]

WillowWolfProductions Year 7’s are ages 11-12 and no one likes them because they think they’re big n that because they’re in “bIg sChool” 💀

[@grace3762]

@@exxwhy1645 😳 I fOrT i WaZ a BiG KiD nOw CoZ i Am iN bIg sChOol

[@grace3762]

@@exxwhy1645 also u were yr 7 once as well

[@exxwhy1645]

@@grace3762 yeah and i was annoying and stupid in year 7 😟 i admit that i was a cringy little shit but year 7’s are the same in the end

[@charlieadams2084]

"Discusting food"

[@user-fy4zj7gx5d]

I can't relate my school Cheff used to work for the queen so we have good food

[@Itadorito7]

8:08 is so true and sounds like my science teacher

[@sollyr1285]

Honestly when the 3 girls was showing us around the school and they said roadmen that person did not look like that he just looked like a normal guy with a black jacket with his hud

[@Reeceeboy]

When I was in first year the 6th formers threw grapes at us (?) and I was 2 inches from getting hit at 700000mph by one😂

[@artsysundae]

i’m american but i love this ahaha, it’s so accurate for my school too

[@sksksksksksk9300]

💕

[@squidwardsthirdtentacle1198]

6.46 is so accurate! Coming from a Scot by the way

[@sksksksksksk9300]

Ayyy we lave a Scot

[@eanimali3301]

7:39 At my school the girls would chase the boys during the disco until it got banned XD

[@aok247]

lmaoo accurate

[@Algae555]

3:31 year 8 and 9 need to be switched

[@cheesybeans5304]

Yes

[@chickennugget-fj8il]

Brain Dead depends on the school, like at mine its so correct

[@engagingathena9965]

Yes

[@novastra493]

It pisses me off how accurate every single one is

[@fullsun458]

I am a confused American trying her hardest to understand

[@sksksksksksk9300]

Hey least ur trying and not lying

[@taeuhh9103]

me too

[@nojams8671]

You don’t belong here

[@fullsun458]

Layla Brooke damn you right, but am I leaving? I think not

[@HollyLookABird]

5:13 I am the girl who everyone tries to copy off and that is my reaction 😂