Gideon and Harrow being annoying teenagers for 15 minutes "straight" (lyrics)

[@april5706]

they want eachother soooo bad it's insane 😭

[@selene108]

They are completely obsessed with each other

[@applepieexplosion4030]

I kove how theyre both different versions of unhinged evil gay

[@Valentine011]

"The only job id do for you is holding the sword for you to fall on" FUCKING OOF

[@selene108]

Every day I'm victimized by the foreshadowing in this book

[@hopeshineseternal]

OH FUCKING HELL

[@AngelBirdo]

I haven't read these books yet but my partner is obsessed with them and I'm QUAKING in fear guys

[@applepieexplosion4030]

They fight like an old married couple

[@narwhalz6918]

i cannot believ i was fully enraptured by moving words on a black screen for 15 minutes. incredible. their homoerotic energy is unsurpassed

[@narwhalz6918]

flipping excellent editing.

[@selene108]

THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@danielfort2649]

And nothing bad happened after this

[@selene108]

True story

[@april5706]

god everything was so simple when they hated eachother.... wtf am i meant to do with "I am undone without you" "I cannot conceive of a universe without you in it" 😭😭😭

[@holywater2511]

"I am undone without you" ripped me to shreds i cannot lie😭

[@nightmarekisser]

The “shots fired” sound effect sent me

[@foxglove1335]

they make me sick to my stomach. i hear moira's high-pitched, prissy "harrow voice" every night in my dreams. god i love them.

[@foxglove1335]

also this editing is so funny you really managed to make me laugh watching words go by in a black screen. Gideon Eats a Salad.

[@selene108]

@@foxglove1335 THANK YOU I'm so happy you liked it!! And yeah, I love the high-pitched prissy Harrow-voice :')

[@Uriel-iw6hx]

I adore the fact that this whole video feels like I’m watching them have a very long conversation in a completely dark closet

[@elixplayz333]

This. This is the vibe and I am here for it.

[@theforgetfulalchemist]

They are on each other's exact same wavelength of unhinged bullshit 😭

[@selene108]

Soulmates🥰

[@theforgetfulalchemist]

@@selene108 They are so stupid ugh I love them

[@Volantredx]

Gideon: claims to hate Harrowhawk. Also Gideon: waxes poetic about how beautiful Harrow's face is.

[@liv0072]

Moira Quirk is absolutely killing it in this series. Genuinely one of the best audiobooks i’ve ever heard.

[@selene108]

Totally agree! It's phenomenal, she puts so much emotion to it!

[@charismaticalpaca6874]

"I don't even remember about you half the time" "I STILL don't even remember you half the time" (second book: happens)

[@HelghastTrooper]

Notice how, when Gideon moans and laments to the world about why she was born so attractive post-breakdown, Harrow does not demean or deny the claim. She only adds a snippy remark onto it, essentially confirming indirectly that she finds Gideon attractive.

[@selene108]

She's so far gone

[@ratlesbian5498]

"I want you to die" (She did not, in fact, want her to die)

[@BAKAROID]

When I first started listening to the audiobook, I thought "I don't know if that's the voice I would've picked for Harrow" - 40 chapters later I can't imagine her any other way. 🤭

[@kiena4340]

god i love this video so much your editing made the lines even funnier than they already are. kudos!!!

[@selene108]

Thank you🥰

[@Fauxglove]

14:38 so harrow acknowledges her cavalier's good looks 👀 i'm so unwell about these two

[@selene108]

She can't argue with that

[@AMBBrr]

Maaaaan, the foreshadowing was intense

[@selene108]

Right😭😭

[@glowing_purple_girl]

I forget that Gideon is like if Dave Strider was a massive jock instead of. Idk. Whatever he does. They both carry themselves like they’re the hottest shit to walk the earth but in a way where anyone with half a brain can also see that they are deeply insecure utter losers at heart. But also they both are the coolest people ever. Also swords. And aviator sunglasses.

[@selene108]

Beautiful analysis

[@grometheus4556]

I'd like to add that the difference between envy and jealousy is that envy is the fear of losing something you want to someone else, and jealousy is the fear of losing something you already have to someone else (!!!!!)

[@selene108]

Ouchh

[@sawadogtoday]

this had me giggling like a schoolgirl for the full 15 minutes. i miss them so much when will alecto come to us :(

[@selene108]

I'm glad you liked it!!

[@DD_Surgic]

This video is how I'm going to convince people to read/listen to this series. Gideon and Harrow are such a treat.

[@selene108]

They are literally so funny and unhinged I love them sm

[@StopStealingMySandwich]

“I want to watch you die.” 4:59 Girl really got what she asked for 🙃🙃

[@selene108]

😭😭😭

[@Apollo9898LP]

Every day I am so so SO sad that Tamsyn's editor made her change the line to "Oh, I have hurt your heart" instead of the original line which was "Oh, I have rustled your jimmies"

[@selene108]

It would've been such a weird thing for her to say though haha

[@cr820]

I truly loved "Oh I have hurt your heart," though. It's a strong moment of character.

[@Fandomsaremylifee]

14:05 Proof Gideon Nav is nothing more than a simp for any girl who’d give her the time of day

[@selene108]

☝🏼

[@Kris-wo4pj]

like her only attention growing up was abuse and gruff words and a bratty kid who she never got along with once in her life. makes sense why she would be so loyal to anyone even remotely kind to her.

[@virtualbri]

This amazing. Reminds me how much I hated Harrow in the first book and loved her in the second.

[@net-banshee]

7:44 i cant believe the legend of zelda: twilight princess survived the apocalypse

[@schnapapoo]

"I want to watch you die" "Maybe. But you sure as hell won't do it here." Oh no....... 😭 I didn't remember that line (Love the vid! I've been meaning to listen to the audiobook but I don't have time so it's fun getting to watch a greatest hits compilation of my two favourite losers ❤)

[@melissaquinn1463]

I’ve never read the books But it seems these two had… A relationship… Of sorts

[@selene108]

They do. THEY DO. it's a lot. And fucked up

[@imtheonewhobroughtthebeans915]

(to the tune of Eric Andre’s “let me in”) let then baaaaang… LET THEM BAAAAAAAANG 😫

[@Fandomsaremylifee]

“No OFF FENCE” get it! Get?!?!? (I’m not mentally well)

[@selene108]

Noooo

[@selene108]

Oof. Rip to everyone watching this on mobile. I obviously made this with laptop and didn't realize the texts were so small🥲 anyway I'm too lazy to change it.

[@ixseesxblue]

that was the funniest thing ive ever watched and it was just words on a black screen. what has my life come to?

[@fionamccarthy3391]

What I didn’t know I needed. Thank you for this! I will now proceed to send this to everyone who has read TLT and everyone that I have told to read TLT. ❤

[@Orange-tf3bf]

This is the quality content I need in my life, thank you.

[@selene108]

THANKS I'm happy you liked it🙏

[@amelooloo]

this is my new favorite song thank u for the lyric video

[@holywater2511]

Moira quirk😭😭😭🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

[@autumnavalanche1097]

I've been listening to this on repeat for the last few days. thank you for the food

[@selene108]

Well, I'm glad you enjoyed my cooking 🫡

[@theghost9038]

The fact that this has been the thing I fall asleep to every night. Fucking love this shit 😭

[@88bcl]

listening to the audiobook has made me feel disappointed anytime i don't hear griddle pronounced the way that it is throughout.

[@gandalf-big-naturals]

THE SOUND EFFECTS LMFAOOOOO

[@KeeganLewis-q9j]

their dynamic is unmatched

[@net-banshee]

is it just me or does Moira sound a lot like BG3 Karlach's VA when she does Gideon's voice

[@peaceofwestphalia]

this is TOO good

[@Fandomsaremylifee]

7:49 I LOVE THIS LINE

[@foxglove1335]

coming here again after six months just to let you know i watch this at LEAST once a month it's a ritual now. i am still not over them. i am diseased. i can't move on. i just want them to &%@**&**!$

[@aria5614]

Oh you skipped DONT DIE IN A BONE!

[@selene108]

Top 5 most romantic lines

[@aria5614]

One in each hand and a third in her mouth. Zorro ref how did I miss that the first time?

[@htewing]

when Hall of the Mountain King hits 😂

[@shadowcattt]

11:46

[@KALONIC]

HAHAHHAA I LOOOVE THIS

[@KiamatDusk]

Now make one with Palamedes and Camilla, please!

[@lauriekuttner4119]

Just brilliant!!

[@hopeshineseternal]

IM CRYING

[@AbesBigDayOut]

I've watched this a million times but just realised something clever at 2.13. Spoilers if you aren't passed the second book

[@LydeeWalters]

CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE A PART THREE OF x files on crack

[@shanejayell]

*LOL*