TikTok Alphas Must Be Stopped

[@JordanAdika]

i scream, you scream we all scream for all time forever

[@Jo-gj2nr]

if you thought? hey yeah okay? smell? maybe not. In 1935 maybe. Minty Johnaton

[@eaticecreamsprinkels4540]

Interesting

[@moebie]

We all scream for cocaine flavoured ice cream

[@onlydamiens1430]

vibes

[@thatstoospicy]

true :)

[@MaddyBlu9724]

"She could be telling the truth, or she could be lying" well I'm pretty sure that is true of anything anyone ever says.

[@coolmanjack1995]

Tautological statement is tautological

[@frida9380]

Lmao

[@p_art_2281]

@@coolmanjack1995 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pedroxqui]

And in both cases, it means she's not into you, move on alpha dude

[@DuhLikeTotally]

Same energy of "Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato"

[@klarakeuroeaton5737]

Women: “Sorry I have a boyfriend” Alpha Males: “What could this mean ?” Maybe… that she has a boyfriend? Lmao

[@reaganrambles1951]

I've said it in the past when I was scared that they wouldn't respect me just saying no, but thought they might respect another man’s “claim” on me.

[@mars_is_cooler]

@@reaganrambles1951 or in alpha male terms, another man imprinted on you like the wolf he is 😔

[@xiaovalu5190]

I've had to resort to saying this when the guy won't take my "no, I'm not interested" for an answer. It helped. For a little bit.

[@sad-pt7xd]

that simply isn't possible? how can woman say truth? woman never say true. woman can only lie

[@reaganrambles1951]

@@xiaovalu5190 yes, it's a short-term fix. I’ve had a man call my place of work asking about how my boyfriend is doing. 🙃

[@slywolf1972]

"I don't like a girl that's book smart or street smart" so being alpha is being threatened by the idea of a partner that knows things you don't?

[@demetria-n]

"I don't like a girl that's a capable human being in any way" is basically what he said. He really just wants a toy to play around with, its disgusting.

[@ursulap.6722]

But he likes girls in education though! So I guess he just wants to date women who work in textbook factories or something

[@FirstnameLastname-gr5kb]

@@ursulap.6722 Maybe a kindergarten worker? You don't need a higher education for that but it would maybe count as working in the educational field

[@TheAmityElf]

Not book smart, not street smart, but into education...Ohhhh, so like someone who can be delighted and impressed when *he* says something "intelligent", without contributing or arguing at all.

[@nananutmuffin7380]

Literally what I was thinking! So creepy when people say stuff like this

[@toothfairy10133]

kinda thought it was funny how you could see the exact moment where he realised "wait, im making no sense" cause he couldnt say what u just said

[@camille1324]

Lol so basically someone who’s into being educated (by him)

[@genderender]

So a child?

[@probablypositivity8918]

The word is child, he's thinking of a child

[@sigh824]

I feel like saying girls of your own race are always unnecessarily mean to you is like the biggest self-report possible

[@KhayJayArt]

And it's clear proof they are self hating clowns

[@Parasocial9]

Yesss because they clearly understand what you're doing/your persona the best

[@sigh824]

@@Parasocial9 ^^^ yep that’s exactly it

[@fricketyfracktraintrack]

Not to mention the self-hate is a huge fucking turn off. I've had some guys make self-deprecating jokes based on stereotypes of their own race to me on dating apps and it's such a turn-off. or they'll straight up ask if I will date outside my race (I'm black) like the fact that I swiped and matched with them and willing to carry on a conversation with them aren't indication of that enough. 🥴 Make it make sense

[@thelastchannelonyoutube]

“Wear blue to make you more trustworthy” I cannot think of a more untrustworthy trait than wearing a color for the sole reason it makes you look more trustworthy

[@sweetsierra648]

THISSSSSSSS OMFGG

[@TheMermaidSushi]

I'm so glad I'm not the only person who goes "Honk shnu Honk shnu" to mimic sleep noises. Thank you Jordan.

[@vesperfromtheinternet5588]

see also: snork mimimimi

[@TheMermaidSushi]

@@vesperfromtheinternet5588 😂😂😂 oh noooo

[@matthewmatthew8941]

I was getting ready to type the same thing.

[@megapiglatin2574]

"Honk shu" is a staple in my household! Compliments of my partner and his daughter.

[@noodroid6736]

honk shnu sleepers unite

[@d48731]

As an Asian girl in LA, can confirm Korean girls will not put up with alpha fuckery at the club. Love them.

[@poop6914]

Love that for them, slayyy

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

LA Korean Girls sounds like a cool AF gang that protects the streets and that dude was one of their many victims.

[@BlueCoati]

good for them, they deserve better & so do you!

[@wideride8320]

Ah. "Don't get with anyone who will expect you to conduct yourself appropriately" is what he's saying.

[@QuitRuiningMyRecommendations]

I stan LA Korean girls now. They are doing everyone a service being mean to douche bag PUAs

[@MaddyBlu9724]

Love that they met one niche group of women who apparently have enough self respect to be like "bro fuck right off" and they took it PERSONALLY.

[@harryloulen3959]

It’s not about self respect, it’s about self preservation and safety nigga

[@BadWolfSilence]

@@harryloulen3959 Both.

[@supposedtobedoinghomework2217]

Ehh it’s not about “self respect” though. Most of the time the girls they approach are drunk and/or uncomfortable and smiling and playing along is the safest way to proceed.

[@arlo_slater9009]

@@BadWolfSilence nope

[@MaddyBlu9724]

@@supposedtobedoinghomework2217 You have a good point! I do want to cheer on the women who are ballsy enough to tell these guys off, but I wouldn't want to come across like I am criticizing women who play it safe.

[@tiptopsonicguy]

Bruh, the guy harassed some woman & then, villainizes her race. That's not very alpha.

[@Phoenixifyable]

That’s actually very on-brand for alphas

[@harryloulen3959]

Insecure, self-hating Black men do the same thing. It’s wild that other races do the same

[@J_Lynn]

That's probably the most alpha thing he could do, honestly. Villainizing women is an alpha's number one tactic.

[@Imxel21]

Woc especially black women go through this a lot

[@magnarcreed3801]

@@J_Lynn Not to actual “wolf alphas” (which are just parent wolves).

[@remi3936]

After many years on the internet, I still haven't gotten used to "alpha men" talking about women as if they were a different species

[@TheOctavian316]

Calling women "females"... red flag.

[@crypticcorvid]

Good. Once you get used to it you've lost, lol.

[@remi3936]

@@TheOctavian316 I 100% agree. Woman or man, calling women "females" regularly just doesn't sit right with me

[@shellygenevievee]

this man saw “all girls do is eat hot chip and lie” and RAN with it

[@madismith1884]

I ate takis once and I couldn’t stop lying for a week

[@d.olluwu]

@@madismith1884 i ate takis once and i’ve been bisexual ever since. and i’m non-binary, so it applies to everyone!

[@annethrax20]

"I had a guy take a girl on a five hour hike" DID SHE COME BACK??

[@SailorOrbiter]

RIGHT!?

[@lillaorban8540]

As a first date as well, horrifying! That's a huuuuge nope from me. I love hiking, I love being outdoors, I really really do. But it's a terrible idea to do that as a first date with someone, unless maybe you'd been friends for a long time (years) with them before agreeing to date each other.

[@koboldsmeows7137]

If I'm ever asked out by strangers, I always say "I'm not interested," so they don't assume that I WOULD be interested under other circumstances and continue to pursue me. I'll do this even if I do have a partner at the time and this video really justified that strategy for me.

[@Desimere]

i also say that, but then they suggest being friends (with the understanding that there would be a chance of developing something more later). And when i say i have enough friends, they are like "just a cup of coffee bla bla bla". It's like there is no phrase to reject someone that would work 100%.

[@mightymeatymech]

As someone with extreme social anxiety and a problem with saying 'no', I want you to know you look like a super hero to me right now. Like you're actually super powered. One day I will be like you, able to say 'i am not interested'. /Genuine

[@unclewiley1986]

@@mightymeatymech Same. I have really bad social anxiety and got called a bitch by all the guys in one of my classes bc one asked me for my contact info in class and I didn't know how to respond so I walked away😔

[@themoviedealers]

@@Desimere Have you tried, "I REJECT YOU"?

[@GoddoDoggo]

@@unclewiley1986 Have you tried making the Microsoft error noise and saying "ACCESS DENIED"?

[@literallyafishhook]

i absolutely adore how jarvis mistook his "bark" for "bawk" once and jordan's run with it ever since

[@vesperfromtheinternet5588]

see i was perfectly willing to accept that we were just flying wolves. wolves with wings

[@kommstein5692]

wolves of a feather

[@brkh96]

The Chicken Girls stars aligned

[@FrenkTheJoy]

Based on what he said and what the video showed, it felt to me like the Korean LA girls were trying to have a girls' night out and were just not fucking around with making it clear they did not want men involved with their girls' night out.

[@so9175]

Exactly

[@shirin9452]

The la Korean girls were the stars of this video 😂😂😂😂

[@PossiblyAlena]

It's truly wild how my brain instinctively classifies showing basic respect for women as a positive trait and not a minimum threshold needed to live in society. Like there are so many disrespectful dudes out there that when you meet one that's not terrible you're like "Woah he's great" because the bar is just so low. I have to actively remind myself that a man shouldn't be praised for being decent.

[@moethemoon]

The bar is in hell

[@lareinabrown]

There’s been twice now I’ve been to the restaurant my fiancé works at and one of his female coworkers have said something about how “there’s just not good guys out there anymore” (which was directed at my fiancé). Like girl I understand that he’s nice BUT IM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE RING AND ALL LMAO

[@elisecode2212]

my best friend said she has to remind herself of that too, like she'll say "he was so great, he didn't interrupt or dismiss me when i talked" and then "oh that's like the bare minimum for a human interaction"

[@omgitsmirandat]

when has a woman ever been comfortable with a man coming up to her saying he’s talking to her bc he thinks she’s pretty. when has that ever gone right these are so staged

[@Desimere]

Right! I used to think i was uncomfortable with compliments, but recently, being on a dating site, i realized that i'm just uncomfortable with people focusing on my appearance. Because even when they say "you're decent-looking", i'm not offended, i'm just uncomfortable exactly the same way as when they say "you're gorgeous".

[@theploksoundtrackslaps860]

@@Desimere ^ This

[@kiralonely]

Seriously. Like, the closest I've ever gotten is just complimenting someone when walking by them in a store, I complimented a lady on her hair because it was a really nice shade of purple iirc, and then immediately moved on and did my best to avoid what I recognize as red flags, seeing as I'm a trans guy and have been on the other side of that kind of interaction. Basically, not looking back at someone after doing that, keeping your head down, don't make a ton of eye contact, just meet their eyes for a second to help get their attention, say compliment, duck your head down a tad and move on by. Easy, breezy, beautiful, covergirl, lol. Simple and non-threatening to the best of my abilities, especially seeing as a pass as a dude nowadays, and again, I know the tension of being on the other side of that kind of interaction. Don't try to start something with someone just based on attraction, that's kinda weird, or at least put it differently. Like, if you think someone looks cool, ask about their like accessories or hair, and that leads to a convo overall, cool beans, dude, but like, don't force that shit, that's fuckin' weird, man.

[@shroomshroom5945]

The only not creepy way to do this is to have a normal conversation after coming up to the girl.

[@theploksoundtrackslaps860]

@@shroomshroom5945 You can give people compliments without it sounding creepy though. It’s not creepy for a guy or a girl to say to another girl or guy: “Hey, I think you’re cute” Or something along those lines. It can make someone’s day, and if they’re creeped out by it, then maybe they’ve just had bad past experiences, and it’s a little hard for them to move on or not associate everyone as being like that one bad person. Which is understandable, but sad. Because not all men and not all women are bad people.

[@brooklyn1202]

Women coming up to me and telling me I’m pretty is a euphoric experience, that being said however, when a man does it it ruins my day

[@BadWolfSilence]

Yeah. It’s because for a guy to say that to a lady, it sounds like he wants something from her. Never comes off as just an innocent compliment, just comes off as a shallow way to get with her.

[@Alice-ib4cz]

Literally! A woman calling me pretty or that they like my outfit when I’m out at the club means so much. It’s almost always in just sudden situations like randomly in the bathrooms and you can tell they mean it and want to be nice. It’s so cute! With men it can be uncomfortable mostly because it’s so obvious they want something out of you

[@gayjayy]

I hope I come off as genuine when I compliment women for looking pretty. Like, I genuinely mean it. I don't want anything but you to feel pretty.

[@kenos911]

Ok, but like how would I, a man, say that if I don’t want anything from nobody lol

[@brooklyn1202]

@@kenos911 just a compliment about something not to do with looks or body, like hey you have nice shoes

[@Emma-zc5jm]

While it's true that women have learned to sometimes lie when saying "Sorry I have a boyfriend" when they want to turn someone down, should we not focus on why that seems to be the only effective way for a woman to say no to a *stranger* ? It's a product of a society that treats women solely as the property of men, either her father or her partner. A single woman saying no won't get you to leave her alone, but a woman with a boyfriend you can't see or hear is immediately respected because she's someone else's property.

[@sweetsierra648]

I fucking hate that this is so true.

[@lareinabrown]

Yes exactly! I’ve been trying to put this into words for so long! Thank you!

[@fascinatedblueberry9072]

Him talking about the LA Korean girls felt waaaayyy to personal….

[@zorro......]

thanks for pointing out how untrue it is that women dont like sex as much as men. my libido is absolutely higher than my bf's...

[@glittery_cucumber]

It's kind of hilarious to me that this rumor persists. Seems like the alphas can't wrap their heads around that maybe sex with THEM is just not worth repeating.

[@peskycritter79]

@@glittery_cucumber What gets me is that alphas also don't understand what asexuality is and think it's some kind of challenge 🤣

[@baintreachas]

also, the general popular conception of ¨sex¨ and ¨sexuality¨ is based entirely around men, so.... duh. anyway read come as you are by emily nagoski

[@belle4774]

“When a girl says ‘I’ll see you later’ she really means ‘I won’t see you later’.” My guy literally took a line from Princess and the Frog 💀🤚

[@gayjayy]

"Travis, when a woman says 'later', she really means 'not ever'. Now run along. There are plenty of young fillies dying for you to waltz them into a stupor."

[@carleyjarman7282]

Ah yes that ✨ classic ✨ moment when a sober man coerces a very drunk woman off the street into kissing him

[@funandyvideos]

"...into education... not booksmart, or street smart..." He means a lady school janitor.

[@Phoenixifyable]

He means a preschooler

[@NotAnotherKuromi]

I think he means women who think they are very knowledgeable, informed & I intelligent but they aren't. Somone who puts a small amount of effort into reading/learning about a topic but acts like they have just cured cancer. So someone like him who doesn't look at the big picture, can't recognize their own biases or weakness & thinks they are better than they are. Most janitors aren't like that, most people like that would refuse to work in a job like that. Your comment is low key insulting to lady school janitors.

[@zorro......]

@Sammy Ariel what? why would he, a person who probably doesnt care what a woman has to say, want a woman who thinks highly of herself and thinks shes smart when she actually isnt? that seems counter to what most alpha men would want. im p sure they just want a wall to act smart to...

[@soggyrecluse7302]

@@NotAnotherKuromi as an afab person who’s been a janitor, thank u for standing up! It’s actually a great gig for creatives that don’t make enough w their art or people who don’t want to work a customer facing job. Tbh most positions at schools are pretty competitive and if you can get unionized you can make more than enough to provide for yourself and have a pretty decent standard of living in the u.s. I’m talking buy a house money. No way this guy would be interested in a woman w a job and a house

[@so9175]

I think he means a woman who will fawn over “his intelligence”

[@SneakybeakyScrub]

"best pickup artist" solely manipulates drunk women, checks out

[@sam-to1br]

jordan, i notice a distinct lack of blue clothing in this video? im not sure if i can really trust this commentary anymore :( 😞 😓

[@sam-to1br]

feeling very threatened by the green right now

[@bitebackbunny]

Supposedly blue = calm non threatening sooo…. Red: violent, enraged, heated Orange: violent and angry too but only internally Yellow: happy, cheerful, or really needs to piss Green: Nauseous, loves planting, very rich, EXTREMELY envious Purple: a mix of blue and red, almost completely neutral, not even recognizable as having a personality Black: emo. Just emo. White: babie

[@JordanAdika]

SPRINTING AROUND MY APARTMENT LOOKING FOR BLUE

[@gayjayy]

Um, did you not see the small amount of blue on the couch? Jordan's totally trust worthy.

[@littlekurokoneko9026]

"nobody dates in the fall" honestly just took me out

[@vashbnd7]

Yes came here to say this 😂

[@Bee-Gay]

Clearly he’s never fallen in love in October smh my head

[@kenos911]

Autumn is a conspiracy, break out of the matrix!

[@jordanweber3381]

That man convinced me to make friends with as many L.A. Korean girls as possible.

[@tangyferbreze]

I love being unemployed cuz it means I'll always catch Jordan Adika videos as soon as they drop

[@shiina29]

The only 2 reasons a girl says she has a boyfriend are 1. She has a boyfriend and/or 2. You're a creep and she doesn't think you'll handle being rejected well.

[@mochike]

as a korean living in korea i'm very happy to hear that my fellow korean queens are absolutely slaying out there in the world

[@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa]

Ayo same. Korean queens rise up

[@edwardhelms]

It's funny how thousands of constant rejections has twisted his perception of women. To a normal person, when a girl says 'see you later', it means just that. When a girl says it to him, however, it does mean "I won't see you later"

[@SilverDragonJay]

"politicians wear navy suits because it makes you trust them more" okay, first, it's not working. I don't think it's possible for me to trust politicians less then I already do, changing their suit probably won't change that. Second, I'm pretty sure is because male fashion stagnated around the turn of the century and navy blue is the most acceptable color for men to wear that doesn't make them look like they're late for a funeral or gay. You see a lot more colors in the women's clothes, but even they conform to the men's standard because women are still in a sensitive position in leadership roles. also navy blue has kind of just become the most acceptable "professional" color, possibly because of aforementioned men's stagnation at the turn of the century which has discouraged anything other then neutral/dark colors, navy blue being the most interesting 'neutral'. They can't wear dark red because communism, and they can't wear dark green because that suggests military. Purple is on the table I guess, but no one wears dark purple. Plus I think people would have some words if a politician rocked up to a meeting in a leopard print tux. I would dig it personally, even if its tacky, you gotta appreciate the bravery/stupidity that comes from such a gesture.

[@roguestowl2280]

Interesting! Well said.

[@HibikiTehMan]

Honestly until I see a politician rock a somehow wrinkled animu hoodie and shorts I can't fully trust they're for the Working Class (except Bernie, he's grandfathered in literally).

[@skeleletonboi4533]

a deep brown would be nice, but turn of the century rules and dye availablity say that brown makes you look poor edit: to clarify I mean 1890's to 1900's century turn, not 1990's to 2000's century turn

[@dumbhead128]

purple might be avoided because it used to be a very expensive color dye-wise so mostly royalty would wear it? either way good comment

[@jamesvangoethem5738]

the guy wonders why the girl didn’t show affection and lied saying she “was tired” after a FIVE HOUR HIKE, of course she’s tired!

[@Crimson_Knight004]

“Politicians all wear navy blue to make us trust them!” Is that why politicians being dirty liars is such a commonly held belief?

[@caitlinhenshaw6228]

Lol. "We went on a 5 hour hike but she said she was tired when I asked for sex." Yes. Of course she's tired. You went on a 5 HOUR HIKE! That's a long hike.

[@saralee6710]

I appreciate men discussing this because those men make it difficult for sane men to meet people. I have been married for quite some time now, but this is not new; it's just that they have a platform now. I was 8 months pregnant, getting a trolly at Waitrose, and a random man just grabbed it to "help" me, which fair enough I could appreciate if that were it. However, he then started asking if I were single, if the dad was in the picture, if I needed company when my husband was at work, just really cringe compliments, none of which were solicited. He walked down every aisle with me, grabbing things I wished to purchase, and I couldn't even waddle off being very pregnant. It went on for an hour, despite saying I was married, I had three other children, I was not interested... it didn't matter. The only reason he buggered off was because HE had to get somewhere, so nothing I said mattered one bit. I did not even want the food because he had touched it all. Our neighbourhood is small, so running into him again was not impossible. I used to say hello to everyone, but for some time, I simply just avoided making eye contact with anyone because I didn't want that trapped feeling again. Not even being married, with children and pregnant stops these types, and then we become suspicious of people's intentions. I wasn't even in the dating market, but he took me out of the "say hello to your neighbours," market as well, then we're told we're mean, arrogant, or whatever... No, just cautious and suspicious of intentions. He is only one person of the many I have seen in my life, but that interaction was so uncomfortable, I am still suspicious of "help," and it shouldn't be that way. Just say hi, and move on if people aren't receptive, male or female, it's creepy to insert yourself into someone's space without clear invitation.

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

I was drawing while listening to this and when he shouted "HES BEHIND YOU'' my fight or flight mode activated

[@JordanAdika]

hahahahaha

[@leaveplutoalone6318]

Ayo big boy mustache secreted more content, let’s suckle on his teet of media today

[@phosphenevision]

We are a wolf pack and Jordan is mommy? 🐺

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

@@phosphenevision only when we cross the way with an A shape

[@ck7993]

🤨

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

Yes! I’ve been binge watching both you and Jarvis and it’s been awesome! The livestreams are the best especially when you two are live together!

[@junbug3301]

Literally same😩🙌🏻

[@aliry]

saaaame

[@wheatywhaffle7344]

me too!

[@ads605]

Same!

[@bananawitchcraft]

I think Jordan is one of the few people I've seen who can genuinely pull off a mustache I also like him for other reasons

[@gabthegreat]

pls… elaborate🤧

[@emily_toots]

9:10 I feel like maybe most women don't inherently dislike sex, but a lot of us have fear and hesitance towards sex because of bad experiences, beauty standards and the porn industry, and shitty grubby manipulative men (for the straights) - despite being conditioned by society to be extremely sexually available at the demand of men.

[@mirandawhittaker8481]

As a Canadian I am deeply conflicted: I swell with pride whenever we're complimented on being nice or friendly...but then I remember an Alpha Bro is doing the complimenting (sad Canadian noises).

[@ratk1ng.0]

The way the dude talking about navy blue wasnt even wearing navy because he doesnt actually understand colors lol

[@ratk1ng.0]

or wait he starts by saying just "blue" but like then says navy blue? Like my guy thats a rectangle and a square

[@trikovi1628]

I'm actually cool with Alpha M cause he made a video where he said that trans people are alpha as fuck. And I mean he's right

[@ElariaFlori]

Very true. Big agree

[@mothboy420]

yay

[@JordanAdika]

he seems kind've self aware honestly - i kinda like him from what i've seen

[@konstance13]

He seems to focus more on self confidence than pick up techniques, so whether or not it's all accurate I don't think it's nearly as harmful as most "alpha males."

[@roguestowl2280]

Yeah, he’s surprisingly cool.

[@ElariaFlori]

Ay another Jordan "Wolf Pack Leader Alpha Cool Guy Man" Adika video. Always a joy.

[@celestialpeach4205]

I jumped on here to rewatch a Jarvis video on my lunch break and here comes Jordan to the rescue with some 🕺🏾fresh🕺🏾 content

[@Marqqqo]

Also watching on my lunch break ‼️ lunch gang

[@sharkosupreme]

mgtow crawled so alphas could, also still crawl

[@thevoid747]

okay but every time I hear you say your last name, I think of this Georgian/Russian/Moldovan dish called adjika and it’s so delicious, so I’ve subconsciously grabbed a snack every time I see you upload

[@j24030]

pavlovian effect

[@MrUltimatePCgamer]

He's sponsored by big adjika

[@nikkinnom]

as a girl, if I was alone at a bar or whatever and two tall ass muscular guys came up to me and were talking/flirting with me, I think I would throw up out of pure fear

[@nukaghoula]

Hey as an Australian who spent some of my 20s in the raver scene - cocaine is both hard to get and crazy expensive here, anyone who loves partying enough to travel to Vegas on the other side of the planet is proooobably gonna be asking for cocaine purely as it's not usually accessible over here The stuff we get is cut to heck if it even started as actual cocaine (Other drugs are everywhere here it's only cocaine that's rare for some reason)

[@marsgannon4891]

This is the earliest I've ever been to a Jordan video. Wow. I haven't even watched it yet but my prediction is that it will be an excellent video. Will update when finished.

[@marsgannon4891]

Update; that was an absolutely excellent video. My tummy ache is gone and the clouds have parted. Coincidence? Perhaps. Who am I to try to understand the workings of this would? I simply watch videos, like this one; this excellent video.

[@JordanAdika]

@@marsgannon4891 cheers

[@punkrckr6889]

It's so revealing the way these pickup artists talk about dating using the EXACT same language and tactics as a high-pressure sales company

[@noaag]

0:55 ordan's accent really sells this CAW for me

[@sofastuffing]

ordan

[@vesperfromtheinternet5588]

ordan

[@inayah115]

My cat is sleeping on me so I can't move

[@reaganrambles1951]

Good call.

[@judahmoar2533]

Good luck

[@roguestowl2280]

Mmhmm. Thems the rules.

[@vashbnd7]

First off, it’s so refreshing to hear how shocking this type of content is to you 😅 I’ve been so used to it and encouraged to feel “complimented” when a guy decides to take up my time trying to convince me that I want him that I forget that behavior like that is rude in the first place! Now that I think about it….why is pick up artist even a thing?? Are women that complicated of a subject that you need an interpreter and a teacher to understand how to talk to us?? Have you tried, “hey, what’s up?”? Why do women even have to be the subject? Why can’t it just be, “hey it’s me, person on TikTok, I’m going to teach you how to be an approachable and enjoyable addition to humanity!” We’re all just people out here, man. Anyways, thanks for making me laugh through this incredibly annoying topic.

[@anabelsama]

Thank you for censoring the kiss. For real, thank you xd

[@saradavies1677]

I for one am grateful for these alphas for teaching me how to woman. I've been doing it for 45 years and turns out I've been doing it wrong the whole time. Who knew??

[@alc3638]

as a woman called al who (obviously) calls herself an alpha, i'm so glad you specified male alphas are not allowed. any girls called al are all alphas and we are wolf pack 🐺

[@alienswillcomeAWC]

Oh my god I actually had a roommate in college named Al! She was pretty alpha, can confirm

[@emilyocallaghan4360]

I submitted a research project on alpha m and I had to consume 3 hours of his content…this takes me right back 😭😭

[@reaganrambles1951]

What was your thesis?

[@lindensalter6713]

Why?

[@Star_Girl96]

Why would you put yourself through that 😭😭

[@Desimere]

Alpha m is actually the healthiest person among the ones who call themselves alpha, that i've seen. I think his lack of toxicity is the most interesting thing about him and really he's doing the world a huge favor by coming up in search results when guys search for "alpha".

[@sofastuffing]

@@Desimere yeah from what I've seen he's actually alright? Dunno about his advice but hey, the placebo affect is an incredible thing Only real problem with his videos is that he stands super close to the camera 😂

[@vibe5545]

literally just finished binge watching all the jordan videos i could find

[@shirin9452]

And there are so few 😭😭

[@hedgie_doll2314]

I would not feel safe going on a 5h hike as a first date. Sounds like they're taking me out to the forest to feed me to a bear or something

[@TheOnlySMAWJ]

im a simple man, jordan uploads and i click play

[@ODarlio]

They really must be stopped, Jordan. Thank you for giving them their just deserts✨💫

[@garmr852]

Sahara or Mojave?

[@mel0dicHarp]

🌵❤️

[@glittery_cucumber]

@@garmr852 Idk if you were playfully pointing out that it should be spelled desserts or just making a casual joke, but it actually is "just deserts"

[@Altronic-]

@@garmr852 *”Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.”*

[@shai_town_]

The guy kissing random drunken strangers will NEVER sit right with me ☝🏽

[@ccrobat_]

Thank you for addressing this issue, I was very worried about these mint chocolate chippers. This terrible thing must be stopped.

[@OrionDreth]

"more abs than I have friends" 😂😂😂

[@alexmcd378]

4:36 The ott laughing from the guy on the left is just painful. To laugh that long, hard, and fake, over what didn't even sound like a joke? He's either in love with the other guy, or he's a sycophant.

[@xxMelaniexx]

As a Canadian girl I feel great for the shout out. We are all the same, no need to find out anything else

[@ku7651]

ive reached a point in being sleep deprived that i keep scaring myself because i think your mustache keeps disappearing and reappearing suddenly every minute

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

12:20 Okay Mint Chocolate Chip Sweet Child you've figured me out. I was never gonna fight you, I was just lying cause estrogen, Venus rising, female, ♀️.

[@AmyAberrant]

Guy: olive oil and feta cheese Other guy: hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Lee-wf4kr]

3:39 the funniest part about this is that I can't tell if he's serious

[@h311dr1p]

lmfao my guy’s line about liking girls into education but then not booksmart or street smart 🆗

[@harleysartistry]

I’ve been having a really hard day and your video just made me smile and laugh. I had a really intense anxiety attack earlier and have been feeling low ever since. Until this video. Thank you for being you and doing what you do. ♥️

[@SleepySigh]

I love your bad attitude. It's so nice to watch someone else laugh at these guys. Cheers

[@dawnbray8325]

This is as beautiful as a wolf taking flight

[@Tibby092]

welcome back to daddys content cabin

[@jennygreat4846]

Not book smart, not street smart, but into education? He’s looking for a child.

[@ConejitoPequenito]

I lost it when he called us birds of prey lmao, works every time

[@TheKateconner]

I… am so into education … but not the book smart or street smart kind

[@roguestowl2280]

Me too, I’m only street book. I’ll see myself out.

[@IsisNiko]

Actually, about the scalpel thing- I've worked in an OR as a secretary, and although I've never heard of a scalpel specifically being dropped, tools and instruments get trapped inside peoples' bodies more frequently than one would think! OR staff will do a count of all the tools/items they have both at the beginning and the end of the surgery to help prevent this. more specifically, i remember a surgical sponge being left inside a patient and they had to come back into surgery a few hours later once staff realized the mistake

[@mudsh4rk]

As an alpha he wets himself all the time, to mark his territory and show dominance.

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

I see you’re wearing green! Love it!

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

(You must’ve seen the video from Testosterone Jones or whatever his name is.)

[@isabellaojeda7484]

the wolf pack leader provides!! thank you for the fresh content jordan

[@emilygreenebean]

The mint chocolate chip ice cream after that comment from the previous alpha male video lmaooooo it’s like a hidden Mickey

[@greenghoul3620]

I cannot thank you enough for blurring the nasty kiss parts, saved me from having to throw my phone in disgust

[@jennyonthespectrum4581]

One thing women love while working at our busy jobs making 75 cents on the dollar that men make for the same work is when instead of just saying "thank You" and giving a cash tip, is when customers aggressively keep talking to us thinking they can get a date.

[@jennyonthespectrum4581]

Does it matter if someone is lying when they say "I have a boyfriend"? It means f^&k off either way.

[@rydersharp7554]

I help but be entranced by his moustache, damn it's just perfection

[@raviolifromiceland6441]

he will forever be the embodiment of " Mint chocolate chip ice-cream "

[@JordanAdika]

no!!!!!

[@fionn9852]

this a pro mint chocolate chip channel

[@nobodyaltyt103]

That first pickup artist dude is so fucking creepy cause he goes up to drunk women who can't consent and comes onto them while putting a camera in their face

[@ryleemellon45]

The way you say hilarious makes me laugh, I love it

[@Rosejapan]

As a Canadian girl, I now know to stay tf out of Vegas clubs thanks dude bro man also I'm gay

[@tarettime9392]

I like how the second guy is just filming himself picking up clearly shitfaced girls while seemingly sober and no one questions it

[@esobelisk3110]

I’m so glad I didn’t watch this when it just came out, because that means I have a “new” video to watch today, while I feel like shit :D

[@saggguy7]

“Testosterone Jones” is the name of the courageous alter ego that somehow arises out of my trans ass when I need to lightly needle-poke myself for hrt

[@poorlyrenderedrolf8882]

First video I've watched and definitely not the last, perfect time to binge a entire channel

[@cremebruleequeen]

1:03 i remember when i was 14 i duetted this guy and said everything he said word for word